#I WILL!!

[octopaws]

Him 2

[kissingarthurclaus]

I haven't watched blue eyed samurai yet cause I've been busy (and netflix kicked me off my parents account, your days are fucking NUMBERED netflix!!) But uh 😳 uhm 😳😳💦 UHH

[sweetheartmotives]

DONT HURT THE SILLIY >:( 😡😡

-🍀

[always4everr]

anyway check out my hades playlist! its embarrassingly long! i will make more! ✧✧✧

[jcbbby]

I really hope you are doing okay and taking all the rest you need! Keep us updated on here!

[eulchu]

idk how to send something on snap to a public account but you should post it on twit it's very pretty!

THANK YOUP 🥺🥺

[vimbry-moved]

[autistic-dazai]

it must suck to do an assassination and have everyone cheering you on and hyping you up cuz you can’t tell anyone you did it. you have to keep that information to yourself.

[neosatsuma]

[sexygaywizard]

Healthcare issues reflected in yaoi ✊😔

[charlesoberonn]

It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.

Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real

There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations

Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that

The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.

There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)

The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.

Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.

Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.

[toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account]

staff: our april fools joke this year is a silly feature that doesn't really do anything but give you a button to boop other users! they have to opt-in first though :)

me:

[genderfluid-druid]

hurr hurr I'm a human body hurr hurr I'm gonna solve all my problems using mucus

[rioblitzle]

working retail

[blueboxbeagle]

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