#I WAS THERE FOR GEOGRAPHY 💀

[lokh]

looking at the feedback I got from doing student teaching. bro I taught like 5 lessons in 20 days 😭

[pinkpastels113]

Can you do like a poll of countries to see where your followers are from? It’s just something that interests me 😂😂

tbf i failed geography/maps (to quote chloe beale) so this poll prob sucks in how it does not encapsulate all the countries that everyone’s from lmao. i only did the ones that popped into my mind and that i know some of my mutuals are from:

[fyodorsushankaaa]

didja mop ur floors

not yet, rn tryna convince my mom to do it tomorrow cuz today i feel so sick (only physically) and wanna do my homeworks. i hope she lets me T.T

[padfootastic]

(modern) prongsfoot!!!

hello! so, this is a multi chapter fic i was really excited about a while ago (started it, got to a few thousand works and then it fizzled out lol the basic premise is this:

muggle AU with single dad James and model Sirius who’s fed up of his ~meaningless life (feeling some…ennui, if u will) and ends up taking off to like. a seaside city where he runs into harry and then, james. it was such a fun premise because A. i was writing it to ‘have we met before’ which is the perfect j/s song, B. i wanted it to be low pressure and chill, a simple meet cute romance type situation.

there’s also aunt cassiopeia who sirius is temporarily living with and she’s like this. ‘spinster’ who’s cut off from her family, has a pet cheetah she rescued one time, and has three blades on her at all times. a Character. i love her. she loves james. tries to match make. sirius is so baffled?? because aunty cassie doesn’t like anyone??

this is what my notes look like for this fic

i have. clearly. put an unnecessary amount of thought into it lol

[nonsense-at-2am]

sh!t.

how tf have i gotten into liking hetalia AGAIN.

like damn my pookie hates it lmao 💀

end this

[lokiiied]

DID YOU GUYS KNOW HOW BIG THE SAHARA DESERT IS?? like i knew it was big but dude actually.

i was looking at the tv screensaver and it looked like this (you couldn’t see the lights though i just looked these up)

and i was like “omg is that mars” it was not fucking mars and i’m sure i knew how big the great sahara is at some point previously cuz i used to watch the national geographic documentary movies all the time and they went to the sahara/talked about it but like…seeing it from space really put it into perspective for me. like wow. amazing.

[eggsnatcheskneecaps]

The hell is dropping in the same day as my literature exam fucking yayyy

[bronzetomatoes]

Erm... what the scallop!

[duck-era-lexi]

Holy shit

[ellcrys]

still blows my mind that

portland > seattle > vancouver

is a longer distance than

venice > ljublana > zagreb

[cerealandchoccymilk]

the first time in years (and last time ever) im putting het*lia on my blog lmaoooo

finally some closure. bye cunts

[riacte]

you know shit’s going down when a treebark shipper names an oc rory

So let's say you're obsessed with a certain fan favourite team from 2020 sweeping their way through a game in a tournament. It tickles your brain in all the right ways- the efficiency, the cooperation, the different but equally important roles, the complementary ways they work together like clockwork. So you decide to compile all four povs of them into one video. And you write a nice analysis post. Or fifteen analysis posts. But analyzing canon isn't enough- you need to fictionalise and sensationalise it. Make it bigger and better than it is. Dammit, you need to write fanfiction of it. Two years and 100k words later, you finally get to the scene. You think you'll finally be cured of your brain worms. But no. You decide to brave Reddit and post the original analysis (it shouldn't scare you as much as it should but it does.) Maybe this should've scared it out of you. Maybe you'll shake it off. Unfortunately, no. But what now? It's been three years. It haunts you. You've posted that post everywhere. You've written the fanfiction. You've dramatized it in every way possible- wait. With a deep resigned sigh, you open a doc and start planning your new original fiction-

[alexxncl]

‼️NIGHTBRINGER LESSON 41 SPOILERS‼️

masterlist | all lessons| season 2 | season 3 | lesson 40 | lesson 41.2 | lesson 42.1 | lesson 42.2

WE'RE HOME BITCHES

i missed my boys but i also feel bad for the nb!timeline boys bc they'll never see us again :( i miss them

HSHGDHDGD they're so stupid 😭 and ik they knew it was mammon's handwriting bc there's no way they didn't

:((((( i think i mentioned this in my lesson 40 breakdown but this is literally a physical manifestation of the login screen dialogue:

"my love for you transcends time"

if i was mc i'd be BAWLING y'all don't understand

this bg gives me war flashbacks to lesson 76 🫠 sad times man

PLEASE where did this come from 😭 everyone was all nostalgic and crying and shit and then he comes and pulls this outta his ass

NOT HE CALLED MAMMON A BROKE ASS BITCH (we been knew)

but on another note, how does he know the wallet is light if it's levitating ??? like does he feel the heaviness bc he's making it float or is he just bullshitting to piss mammon off 😭

giggling, kicking my feet, i missed her 🫶🏽 my wife, the loml

yk this would be a great time to have our affinity with her go up 😐 COUGH COUGH 😐 why isnt she dateable yet

isn't he canonically really good at math ??? like aside from just counting money

even tho it definitely comes from his greed

they're always downplaying his good qualities 🫠 hate it here /j

also side note, him getting assigned geography is a SET UP like 😭 we all know this man can't focus for the life of him. at LEAST give him math so he'd have a chance 💀

mc and mammon are ESPECIALLY cooked bc dia and barb decided to be tryhards and join every part of the competition

mc better than me bc i'd fight a bitch if he just up and left me after all the stuff that happened in the other timeline 😭 fym you're in the human world while i'm down here struggling

where did all of his development go ???? the whole season 3 arc where luke, mammon, and mc were on a train (?) together and luke learned to let go of his biases just got erased ig

Y'ALL WHAT IF HE BECOMES A DEMON

or what if it's michael messing with him even though he's fallen ??? the teaser has me paranoid idk

ANYWAYS overall 10/10 comeback lesson (i'm biased and i missed my boys 🫶🏽)

(i feel like the bonus story of the normal lesson needed its own post bc...😭)

[leclercsfilm]

love notes

social media au! enjoy :) charles leclerc x reader

ynusername has posted

liked by yourbestfriend, charles_leclerc, arthur_leclerc and 140 others

ynusername: today was a good day. (i failed a test but at least i looked my best)

charles_leclerc: i love you cherie. to me, you are my master mind, my smart girl... 😊❤️

ynusername: thank you baby 🥹 someone has to be smart in this relationship 🤭

landonorris: well obviously, not today 💀

ynusername: are you having a revenge after i beat you in geography quiz??? :))))

carlossainz55: lando, she is studying medicine. your brain has no capacity for learning how to read 😉

ynusername: carlos, you are my favourite 😌

landonorris: i am DYSLECIX

oscarpiastri: It's dyslexic.

arthur_leclerc: you revised with me!! and you knew everything 😭

ynusername: im crying rn, please 😍🫶

charles_leclerc: mon amour, you overworked yourself. we are going on the date tonight... ❤️

ynusername: i love you charlie but i can cry in a restaurant too :((

charles_leclerc has posted

liked by ynusername, carlossainz55, pierregasly, landonorris and 723,684 others

charles_leclerc: ❤️

landonorris: she is reconnecting with a nature... didn't think it was that bad... sorry yn 🤍

oscarpiastri: she actually has a future.

landonorris: i deserve that.

carlossainz55: where is spain? 🤔

papayafan: damn lando, you getting roasted 💀💀💀💀

ynusername: love you ❤️🫶

depressedferrarifan: omg you have beautiful hair ❤️

allaboutsupermax: girl, we thought you don't exist... thought you were mystery...

f1gossipmisinformation: she is just a private person, she has nothing to do with a media.

oscarpastryismyfav: they are cute 🥹

ynusername has posted:

liked by yourbestfriend, charles_leclerc, arthur_leclerc, pierregasly and 259 others

ynusername: i did not eat your pasta arthur! im not lying, please unlock the door

arthur_leclerc: you were laughing

ynusername: you almost cried

arthur_leclerc: i was hungry

ynusername: i will make pasta tonight, so we can all eat, please just get out of the bathroom

arthur_leclerc: i love you

charles_leclerc: i ate it 😊

arthur_leclerc: OHHH, LISTEN HERE YOU-

landonorris: i need to get in the bathroom guys, hurry up 😀

danielricciardo: you are smoking cigarettes? 🤔

ynusername: literally smoking once a year

maxverstappen1: that's bad for you. better none

ynusername: you better stop drinking every weekend, so you may live past 45

maxverstappen1: im never drunk

charles_leclerc: you sure

charles_leclerc has posted:

liked by pierregasly, ynusername, francisca.cgomes, carlossainz55 and 893,953 others

charles_leclerc: this weekend was so much fun wtih @/ynusername ❤️

carlossainz55: didn't tag the photographer? 😒

charles_leclerc: you could do better.

pierregasly: we were literally beside you.

landonorris: it's like we didn't exist

supersupermaxmax: ouch 💀

ynusername: ❤️

charles_leclerc: ❤️

ynusername: ❤️❤️

charles_leclerc: ❤️❤️❤️

thissupidredcarwontgovroomvroom: ok stop it

landownerfanno1: leave them alone. you were young once and in love

depressedcuzferrari: im too single for this

ynusername has posted:

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ynusername: 📸

charles_leclerc: ❤️❤️🫶

ynusername: 🥰🥰❤️

francisca.cgomes: beauty 😊

ynusername: 😭😭🫶

[incognitopolls]

most active time of day on tumblr since it's after work or school for the majority of people in the US and catches the night owls in most of Europe as well. // And not one thought for the rest of the world, it's mostly third world countries, anyway 💀

My earlier response wasn't about "blah blah I only think the US and UK use the internet," but I am sorry if that's how it came across.

My response was about social media and maximizing engagement numbers. One oversight on my part was that Africa has many of the same time zones as Europe, and should have been included in my statement. However, It's generally understood that tumblr is most heavily used by Americans and Europeans; I did some searching and although it's hard to find very much concrete numerical data, people generally agree that the most active time on tumblr is between 5pm and 1am Eastern Standard Time (UTC-5). This information is frequently given to writers and artists on tumblr as advice to help increase the visibility of their work.

Taking a look back through past polls on this blog, here's one about what you call your parents and what area of the world you're from. Out of 8,600 responses, the Americas (North and South) account for 60.6%, and Europe accounts for 28.3%. All other surveyed regions combined (Asia, Africa, and Oceania) make up 11.1% of responses.

Here's a graph of this blog's activity for the last month.

It's hard to see– I wish tumblr made it easier to collect data– but each of those peaks is between 8pm and 11pm EST (UTC-5). Some of that is from the polls posted on each of those nights, but most of the polls on this blog tend to steadily gain notes over the course of the week, not all at once as soon as they're posted– those peaks in activity are mostly from people interacting with polls posted on previous days.

My decision to target Western time zones with the timing of these polls is based solely on the fact that this is what results in the most responses and widest spread of any given post. Again, if I have been dismissive of any area of the world, I apologize.

Just for you, here's a geography poll.

[r7inyz]

hi finished the first exam and I am actually gonna cry IT WAS SO SO EASY??? AND NOTHING WE STUDIED IN CLASS (THE FLIMS, NOVELS, PLAYS ETC) WAS RELEVANT AT ALL IN THE EXAM what was that

exams start today 🦅