#I WAS FLOORED

[lotus-pear]

you can only find comments like these on tumblr anymore i have never seen these fourteen words in the same sentence before

[art-crumbs-main]

You guys, I love them so much.

[the-cat-and-the-birdie]

Okay I don't know if you understand

I don't watch trailers or promos so I don't spoil myself - so going into ATSV I had NO IDEA who spiderpunk was

And the whole time I'm watching this I'm going along with Miles likes 'yeah who the FUCK is this Hobie he can't be all that'

Could you IMAGINE my reaction when he started speaking. A BRIT?? And then he took off his mask???

AND HE'S BLACK?!! AND HOT?!!!

could you imagine my face in that theatre when he winked at miles. my brain restructured every one of my neurons in that moment

I said

[z0mbiefvcker]

flashbacks to the time i was watching lisa frankenstein with my friends and the audio started getting all distorted like it was boosting the bass by A LOT and when we got to the part where he plays the piano it was like "BOOOM BAANNANAANANANANNANAANANANAANANADAADADADAD" AND I LOST MY SHIT AND I CANT TAKE THAT SCENE SERIOUSLY ANYMORE

[grymghoul]

Showing roger my tattoo and him touching it and smiling and saying "high honor, huh?" Literally has been in my head. on REPEAT.

[pandoraroid]

spoilers for lasko's hbs(????!?!?!?!?!!!)

"distance makes the heart go harder- fondler- FONDER."

[thals-gr27]

I really need some bg3 friends that I can have intelligent conversation with...

I just listened to three people saying they hate some of the characters, and it's like...? So not valid?

They thought Gale was funny, but later in the game he's just annoying???

Shadowheart can be annoying, but she's big titty goth gf so they can look past it???

One KILLS Astarion EVERY TIME with a stake through the heart???

Like no WONDER you hate them: you don't actually give a single solitary fuck about their characters, their ideas, what makes them who they are.

[messenger-of-stupidity]

If I had a live reaction to hearing Hush revive Vega, it would be this

[vocalhitches]

i need you all to watch this tiktok that showed up on my fyp today. i can absolutely promise you will never be able to guess what you are going to see

[angelkissedface]

also, a wriothesley doodle because im in love with him

[icouldbeyourprettygirl]

Today I wore a dress, and to the best of my knowledge, it's the first time he's ever seen me in one. We were talking about something completely unrelated when he hit me with, "You always look so put together. You put me and my wife to shame" But he didn't stop after I thanked him. I can't remember exactly how it went because I was short circuiting, but he said (this part is word for word), "You take really good care of yourself." and he kept hesitating before he spoke. He ended it by saying that he hopes his baby is anything like me when she grows up.

I'm genuinely speechless

[hoarding-stories]

The sound design of that fold wail

Holy shit

[little-meowyao]

Throwback to that philosophy assignment in 10th grade where I had to answer if it was ethical or unethical for a person to spy on and take pictures of someone naked for personal use only without their knowledge

And obv I thought it's unethical but the explanations I was thinking of smelled like redundanct logic so I had to play devil's advocate a la "it's ethical because it hurts no one"

I had 75/80 btw

[spagh3ttis0up]

out of all of the details in Saying Goodbye Forever, Phil saying fuck was the highlight of the whole video

@amazingphil @danielhowell

[faithandbuffy]

So you know when you mutter little comments out loud to yourself like “oops the spoons don’t go there!” or “where are my shoes?”

Yeah some people just. Don’t do that.

[avocadosockz]

there's a girl in my class named ava silva??? the fuck???