#I WANT FOODDDD

[tired-inyxe]

HOLY FUCK 100+ NOTES?!?!

WELL THANK YOU YALL I WAS NOT EXPECTING THIS LMAO

Anywayy

I have MORE

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I have way more btw

Hihi, just makin this to share some of my favorite batfam panels! Feel free to add more in reblogs, m probably gonna be reblogging more later

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[femmefitz]

I wanna go grocery shopping but I'm broke... Tragedy

[avpdgirlfriend]

hungry as fuck but i want to draw rn

[torasplanet]

Hellooo! I'm new to your page and to the Blue Lock Fandom. I was wondering if I could get some headcannons on what boys you think would have a black gf and how they would interact with her and her family. I hope this is okay! I haven't been able to fully check the rules yet, so I understand if it's not something you want to do. I love your page ✨️

❝𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐂𝐊 𝐆𝐅.ᐟ❞

BLLK. MEN + BLACK! F. READER

𝙨𝙪𝙢𝙢𝙖𝙧𝙮 ; blue lock boys with a black gf and meeting her family !!

𝙬𝙖𝙧𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙨; fluff, skin color is not mentioned but black reader, that mean ass auntie everyone has in chigiris and i think sae’s , that’s it i think and ignore how every scenario has something to do with food, i’m a fatass

YOICHI ISAGI

come on now… ik y’all saw this one coming

i feel like isagi is that boyfriend that loves soul foodddd, like i’m talking he will beg you for it everytime you cook

he could eat an entire pan of cornbread after a rough practice i’m telling you and maybe a lil chili on the side

everytime you get your hair done, he always looks at you like he’s never seen you before and you were light itself

“wow that’s so good! i saw this one style on instagram, you should get it.”

when it comes to meeting your parents, he’s literally shitting himself and on top of that, you chose to bring him to meet your family during easter so that means all your family was there

and they all saw him being so fucking competitive with the little kids to get the eggs, it started as a game but then the little kids started calling him poop head and he cannot let that go

speaking of, he is a baby magnet. all your little cousins wanted to play with him

“hi…i’m yoichi.” isagi muttered while standing beside you nervously with a red solo cup in his hand full of a caprison, he didn’t know if he was allowed to get the sodas. your baby cousin told him only for adults.

your mom smiled at him with a laugh “nice to meet you, i hear good things about you.” she says and isagi nods while trying not to seem too nervous as your dad hasn’t said anything yet. “yeah, nice to meet you man.” your father says raising a fist for a fist bump.

isagi smiled non-nervously for the first time and returned the fist bump. you leaned on his side comfortingly but the conversation was cut short when your baby cousin ran up and tapped your boyfriend’s leg. “play with me! help me find eggs!” she yelled jumping up and down and isagi looked at you for approval and you nodded before watching the two scurry away toward the yard.

“better start cooking, he’s gonna work up an appetite.” your mom said to your dad with a laugh making a deep belly chuckle come from him while you sweat-dropped. isagi could be really competitive when he wanted to and lord knows that those little kids took this egg hunt seriously. he was gonna be the designated babysitter for the rest of his life.

and wouldn’t ya know it? five minutes later, all you hear is isagi screaming with your younger cousin at all the other ones “move you little shit. it’s mine.” he grumbled pushing a 7 year old to the ground to get the egg but when they tried snatching it out his hand, he picked them up and started to threaten them to their face.

“yoichi!” you yelled from the porch glaring at him to tone it down and he sighed and dropped the child but only whispered his threats now. ever since then isagi loved going to your family gatherings, he likes the children games.

SAE ITOSHI

sae is a traveling man, he’s all over the world so he’s vaguely familiar with dating women of all different races

he likes taking you on dates and spending hella fucking money on you

that being said, he likes to pay for all the things you want. he likes to pay for your hair, the products, your clothes, if you want your nails done, he’ll drop a band right there for whatever design you want

sae kind of has a fascination with your body also, like whenever you get out the shower he likes to rub lotion and whatever other products you use on you but not in a sexual way

that’s just a gen hc but whatever

sae really likes to watch you do your hair, not because he doesn’t know anything about it, he just really likes to watch. it’s also good for you because whenever you get too frustrated he just calms you down and says he can get someone to do it if u want

really bad at doing your hair and not just curly hair, any type of hair. straight, kinky, wavy, it’s doesn’t matter bc the most he can do it probably a ponytail

anyways he’s probably very chill about meeting parents, he’s a very classy guy so he has nothing to worry about especially bc he met them during christmas, so he bought hella gifts

that being said, he’s also not going to let any disrespect to you slide

sae stacked two plates with macaroni and cheese, turkey, greens and other foods he knew that you liked as he occasionally said hi to the people that passed by him in the kitchen. once he was finished he trodded over to the living room where you sat chatting among your family while trying to avoid the children running around.

he swiftly dodged one of the soccer balls he got one of your nieces as a gift and made his way to you and your mom. “here baby.” sae muttered handing you your plate and then your mother hers. you thanked him with a smile but the smile didn’t last long when you heard the huff of your aunt beside your mom.

“honey, i feel so bad for you. you had to make her plate.” your aunt said with a small chuckle as the boy sat next to you with a confused look on his face. “why is that a bad thing?” he asked already not liking where this conversation was going. the entire car ride, you were complaining about this aunt and how annoying she was toward you but how you never said anything.

you grabbed his hand to tell him to just let it go but you should’ve known better, if you weren’t going to do something, he was going to do it. “well you’re the man, she’s supposed to be serving you.” sae rolled his eyes very obviously with a ‘ugh’ leaving his throat.

“if i’m the man i should be serving her. she shouldn’t have to move an inch.” he muttered glaring at your aunt and looking her up and down with disgust and that’s when you decided to stop it. you put your hand on the side of his face and turned it toward you to whisper in his ear. “be quiet.” you muttered and he only rolled his eyes again.

you took a spoonful of food and shoved it in his mouth before kissing his cheek to thank him for standing up for you. “you’re annoying.” sae said beneath his breath and you just told him “thank you.”

RYUSEI SHIDOU

idk how to explain it but i don’t think you being black would change how he acts in the relationship

he buys you things, clothes, food, anything you’d like

doesn’t care much for your hair and not in a disrespectful way it’s just he wouldn’t get it if you said it looks bad when it looks perfectly fine to him??

does like watching you do your makeup and commenting that your concealer shade is so much lighter than you and laughing about it (he barely understands shit abt makeup unless it’s eye makeup)

when meeting your parents, he was not nervous but you warned him that he needs to tone it down just a bit afterall this is the first time they’re meeting him

he didn’t want to do it but he did because you asked him to although despite this, he still fits right in with your uncles

and not the sports fanatic uncles, the uncles that try and upstage each other during every family gathering

you watched as shidou laughed with your uncles in the backyard, all of them with a drink in their hand due to new years just coming around merely minutes ago. “you play soccer right? must be flexible as hell.” one of your uncles asked shidou as they lightly punched him on his shoulders while he laughed.

this was shidou’s opportunity to show out. to show how flexible and amazing he was and of course, he’ll never miss an opportunity to show off his talents. “hell yeah i am! watch this.” he mutters making motions for everyone to make room for him and they did. seconds later, shidou began to do a backflip that just turned into him doing other flips until he felt like stopping.

“wooo!” “damn man!” the men whistled as they gathered around your dear boyfriend who just laughed extremely loud. then his stomach started to growl and he immediately looked over to you who watched the entire ordeal “babydoll!” the tanned man shouted immediately gaining your attention. “can you get my plate please?” he asked still yelling. usually you would’ve told him no and that he can get it himself but he was having so much fun, so you nodded and went inside to get his plate

when you came back from retrieving his plate, he was sitting at the table on the porch waiting for you breathing heavily. “you have fun over there?” you asked sitting next to him and he nodded with a laugh “yeah and now i’m hungry, feed me.” shidou said with his words coming out as a jokingly beastly sound making you grin.

“nah, you have hands.” you said pushing the plate toward him but he let out a groan as he threw his head back. “my bones hurt.” you sighed at his pleading and picked up the fork before scooping mac and cheese on it and of course, shidou had to give you instructions. “get some of the barbecue from the ribs on it.”

RENSUKE KUNIGAMI

pretty much a combination of everyone on this post

child magnet, parents love him, uncles love him, just really loved by your family overall

he likes soul food but mainly the desserts, he loves that shit

kunigami doesn’t really know how to do your hair but he tries his best but he’s really good at doing your edges for some reason…

knows so much about you that he can go into the beauty supply store and they recognize him and already have all your skin stuff ready

unlike everyone else on this list, he met your family when they came to one of his things and even tho he talked to them for only a few minutes, he managed to make them accept him into the family already

kunigami sat in the empty locker room drinking out of his water bottle with heavy breaths leaving his throat. the game was very stressful but it was fine because he saw you in the stands cheering for him like always with the addition of your parents.

his attention turned to the door when he heard it opening and he saw you and your parents standing there with smiles on your faces, you had on one of his extra jerseys with a corny smile. “you did so good!” you screeched hugging him as your parents laughed at how excited you were.

“i’m not a huge soccer guy but you are good.” your dad said walking over and putting his back comfortingly making kunigami smile. then came your mom with a styrofoam box in her hand. she practically forced it into his hands “here, i thought you’d need it after allat running.” she said and your boyfriend smiled not overwhelmed one bit with all the attention.

kunigami opened the box and ate a spoonful of one of the food portions and immediately hummed in delight. “mhm! this is so good. you either have to give me the recipe or make me my own tray.” the ginger boy said with a hearty smile on his visage.

you kissed his cheek “okay we’ll leave you to get dressed, see you after.” you said with a smile before you and your parents walked away with kunigami bidding his goodbyes to the both of you. safe to say, they loved him.

HYOMA CHIGIRI

just like he’s obsessed with his hair, he’s obsessed with yours

like obsessed obsessed, if he didn’t know how to do your type of hair before, he learned how to like he might as well be your hair stylist because he can do whatever style

silk press, ponytail, simple straightening, literally you name it and he can do it. certain hairstyles he can’t exactly do well like box braids and shit, you’re better off going to someone else but still

if you wear wigs, he knows how to lay that shit DOWN. and by this i mean he watched so many tutorials and can only glue it. so don’t expect him to do the whole thing

beauty supply store knows him by name, he’s always in there buying stuff for you (and him) like he knows everything you need and use. mielle, carols daughter, he knows it all

he also likes when you do his hair, he really likes when his hair smells like yours because of the oil but don’t fw his shampoo. he got that routine down.

he wasn’t nervous meeting your parents, he didn’t really care too much for it so he went there and acted like his usual self. his pretty princess self.

“c’mon get on that grill, show us whatcha got.” your dad said slapping a hand on chigiri’s back that hurt a lot more that he’d anticipated. he looked at your dad and your uncles standing around him unaware of you watching from the porch.

kids ran around wanting to light the fireworks for fourth of july already as you sat next to your aunt. “when are you going to get a man? it’s been years [y/n]?” she asked turning toward you and you looked at her confused while trying to figure out what she meant by that.

“he’s right there, what are you talking about?” you asked tilting your head and your aunt merely scoffed as she rolled her eyes. “please, he looks like a girl and can’t grill nuthin’.” your aunt said a little too confident for someone that’s been single since you were little. “he doesn’t cook with his hair down.” you said with your nose scrunched up irritated as if he was the devil, chigiri appeared in front of you with a sheepish smile.

“hey babe, hope i’m not interrupting anything.” the redhead said looking between you and the older woman and you gave her a passive aggressive smile before turning back to your boyfriend. “not at all, what’s up?” chigiri smiled and turned around with his back facing you.

“can you put my hair up? i’m gonna cook.” chigiri asked and you hummed in response before beginning to put his luscious locks into a high ponytail with the hair tie on your wrist. “thanks babe, come over with me. i miss you.” chigiri said turning around and kissing your cheek. the whole reason he was asking you to come over there was because he could clearly see your hatred for your aunt in this moment.

plus he really did miss you. “okay, bye.” you said waving to your aunt not even looking at her before you and chigiri walked off the porch and to the grill. your aunt did not like him but after he cooked the food, your dad did.

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[starsomens]

thinking about noah speaking japanese,,, (im half myself just like him lol) like imagine him teaching you phrases (especially watching anime with him), whispering into ur ear in japanese AHHHHHH or like him taking u to japan and showing you the culture AND THE FOODDDD (i can imagine going on walks at night with him looking at the city and sidestreets and also raiding stores for snacks), im actually curious if hes ever spoken japanese before bc for me im not entirely fluent but i can understand it very well also can i be 🌸 anon? :3

I WAS THINKING ABOUT THIS THE OTHER DAY!!! but like the other way around like y/n knowing another language and he tries to learn some words !!! BUT OMG YESS!!!I do wonder if he can speak Japanese or any other languages ! That would be really cool to see!

In my lil head I went "What if Noah wanted to Learn spanish?? How would he sound?????"but now I rlly am curious if he's bilingual!

and yes of course!!!

[voxofthevoid]

your organization drives me insane every time I see it, I love it. The plot bunnies keep multiplying, good foodddd

I couldn't choose between 20, 26, and 65 so please pick for me!

Everything looks😩🫶

Organization is love, organization is life! And I've started to call them plot demons now because "plot bunnies" sounds so cute and harmless. They Are Not Cute And Harmless. I'm losing my mind. But at least it's fun? 🫠

And since I am certifiably insane, you get two (you get all three, but someone else has also asked for 26, so putting that there):

20

Title: i am like decay (i rot the ground that guides your way) (from "Sweet Things" by The Pretty Reckless)

Ship: Gojou/Yuuji

CWs: Underage, omegaverse (alpha/alpha)

Premise: Absorbing two of Ryomen Sukuna's fingers and integrating his cursed energy trigger Yuuji's rut. The higher-ups predictably want him dead, but Gojou has other ideas—namely, he volunteers as tribute. There's only a slight complication: Gojou's also an alpha, and according to Shouko, he's not the ideal partner for a curse-vessel teenage alpha having his first-ever rut.

Inspiration: This was my very first goyuu/JJK idea *wipes a single tear* I'd even opened a document for it when serpent tongue slammed into my brain and took it over. After that, it's been an endless surge of ideas, and this one's been postponed to hell and back. Still, I'm pretty fond of it, especially because it was the first time I did omegaverse-related worldbuilding for JJK. Some of it, I've incorporated into or adapted for my other omegaverse ideas.

65

Title: say my name like a curse that can't be broken (and i'll scream yours like a wound that's open) (from "Kiss Me" by Rob Vischer)

Ship: Gojou/Yuuji

CWs: Underage, soulmates

Premise: In a world where you have the name of your soulmate and your death on your wrists, but can't tell which is which, Yuuji has Gojou's name on both, while Gojou has Yuuji's and Getou's names on either wrist.

Inspiration: As with many of my post-May 2023 ideas, this is all @nearalways' fault. We were talking about one of their soulmate AUs, and my brain took a hard left to this. They enabled me terribly. I'm not much of a fan of soulmate AUs unless I can make it fucked up, and by god, I will make this fucked up. The premise depends on equating the body and soul such that, like in the Culling Games, Kenjaku in Getou's body is also considered "Getou" and Sukuna in Yuuji's body is considered "Yuuji." It'll be AU after Shibuya.

Thanks for asking 💖

[dsmpfanartandmorelol]

I’m hungryyyyyy

AHHHHHH I want foodddd ahhhhhh I want something in my maw ahhhhhhhhhh 😭😭😭😫😫😫

( maw = mouth)

[mr-moonfucker]

zero world problem of the dayyyy

i am hngyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy agshhadasdhkugaduadfhu

all i had today was an honestly fucking nice milk coffee and one singular slice of bread

and all i want is some nice yummy eggs and tomato soup at healthy 11 pm bc im hungry and havent had real savory delicious foodddd in like a week, bc i was a) sick b) i started a weird diet tea that nuked my appetite; so now that im able to fucking eat bc im no longer projecrile vomiting most foods(fault of the virus not the tea) i really want something that isnt the first thing i saw in the fridge, a real warm plate of food. so i sulk up and beg my mom for the egg and tomato soup bc thats the only thing i can even imagine eating rn, i want that, i need her, im dying and i cant get up. im not even asking her to make it, im asking how to make it, she says yes, bc it takes 15 fucking minutes to make, and is delicious, also i havent had a real food in a week and i think she felt bad, so she said yes and i was about to go forage in tge woods (balcony) for an onion and low and beholed there comes my fatass little brother, who mind you, will eat fucking everything, bc he is a class A fatass, waddles in the kitchen, because he's hungryyy wahwah so we ask what he wants to eat and he's like, oh! i know! i want sausages! so i, desperately hungry for anything that isnt bird food ask the fatass if he'd like the soup and he's nerd ass is like uhh um i'd rather have sausages, mind you the fattass already ate that garbage in the morning, and now i Have to fry some for it again, and by the time it's done and i make tea for her my mom's feeling like shit again, good luck with cooking anything

im hungry

and about to cry

i hope that fatass trips the first thing in the morning and gets banned from playing football in the hpuse again

and im making that first thing in the morning

why? bc im still fucking hungry, the cauliflower salad sucked balls half a week ago when we made it and ik damn well it sucks even more now, the peaches hurt my teeth and i dont fucking want to eat scrambled eggs, im fucking tired of eating scrambled eggs AND banned from sour cream, and i just want thatttttttt i dont careeeeeeeeeeeeeeee wahwah i want something properly seasoned suck my balllllls, but nooooo the fatasss must eat 16 cow's worth of sausages per day or we get the asteroid that kiiled the dinosaurs killed thrown at us wafucking hoo

rant over, wil still hungry.

ill go play honkai

or watch youtube shorts, that's where the gooooood aisan clickbait food is,

this is the soup im yapping about is is chinese egg drop soup was tomato based and seasoned like a proper veggie stew, chijibiji my beloved......

[exanuz]

i felt like i committed a social faux pas so i wanted to leave but i was worried id leave in a way thats also a social faux pas so i stood around watching people leave until i felt comfortable

anyways now i need to trek to a busstop... had to get cat foodddd

[closetdbisexual]

i want foodddd i love food cant stop eating i love food

[aninonimosstuff-blog]

HELLO????? THE TWO FIRST ONES?????? ITS LITERALLY THEM HEHEHHEHEHEHEHHE...

I normally don't get any Turbo X Fast fanart so I'm eating this up like a dog who hasn't eaten in a while OM NOM NOM NOMMM

THANK YOU FOR THE FOODDDD RRAAAAHHHHH

also also........

I'm pretty sure if she ever actually sees Turbo again.... She would risk it all no matter if that makes her a villain, I mean, she wouldn't even think that she is a bad guy for being with that idiot. After all, she just wants to feel loved...even if it's fake.

Canon ;3

@aninonimosstuff-blog (Fast oc)

My headcanon Turbo

Wee Turbo au

Ermmm... Turbo au, name shouldn't be mentioned

bugtastic!! bug bug sona

[aqqleshiqqing-archive]

*vibrating on my seat* I AM GOING TO ASK FOR TRADES SOON

[minamotosousuke]

I’m about to drive for an hour so I can weeb at out at the big Japanese bookstore

[mocweepe]

ogh. i want brown sugar carrots :(

[angelicartemis]

WOOOOOO YEAAAA BABYYYYY!!!!! THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR! THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT!! WOOOOO!!!!

I don't know WHY your little Camel Spider guy just sticks out to me so much aRARARFHBZD I LOVE HIM! HE'S SO SILLAY!! Can I give him a hug? Can I bite him? Can I nibble on his hand or arms? Just a little nibble- 🤏😁 Can I slap his bald head???

Dude I wanted to draw him last night (I made o n e doodle), BUT I HAD LITTLE TO NO REFS- 😭 BUT OOOOO YOU HAVE GIVEN ME FOODDDD!!!!! THANK YOUUUUUUU SHAKING YOU VIGOROUSLY!!! 💕💕💕

Tbh I like the Amblypygi too- 👀 BECAUSE MIME!!!

I am CHEWING your silly MMs dude, ALL OF EM!!

camel spider guy. just for @akikothefuzzball (and me) (i also really really like him)

Fun fact, this guy's actually particularly older than a lot of the other cast because he was made in 2016 during the clown panic. Ahh, capitalism. His popularity even after the panic has kept him in the cafe and he has undergone many, many upgrades since then.

Also, I've noticed that a LOT of the designs are bipedal. Sorry about that guys 💀 To circumvent this I've just decided that bipedalism is a begrudging option for them and whenever possible (or afterhours) they go on all 8's. It's simply better on their knees, since they're all super heavy. Camel bartender and tick vampire are the ones who frequently makes use of their octopodal gaits since they are the ones expected to stand the most.

Another favorite of mine!! Scorpiones MM <3

He is rather arrogant but he does have a very big soft side for his Schizomida subjects. Originally allocated to the (newly redesigned) Dazzle whipscorpion MM, when Scorpiones came to town, he had no hands, just big pincers. The Schizomida were then allocated to him in order to make up for his lack of hands, but were also made en masse since they were expected to be destroyed frequently. However, under his care, only 1 has ever been destroyed. He's a very protective father

I didn't like how I made the amblipygi MM. I liked the mime concept a Little Bit but I made it bland. I wasn't able to completely draw it out but his design and name are derived from dazzle camouflage which I think would look really trippy on a robot.

bonus tiny caine. for u

[vriska]

im so hongry but i cannot order any food bc i already ordered food yesterday and i have my con coming up this weekend and i already had to buy new shoes today