#i just want foodddd

[femmefitz]

I wanna go grocery shopping but I'm broke... Tragedy

[starsomens]

thinking about noah speaking japanese,,, (im half myself just like him lol) like imagine him teaching you phrases (especially watching anime with him), whispering into ur ear in japanese AHHHHHH or like him taking u to japan and showing you the culture AND THE FOODDDD (i can imagine going on walks at night with him looking at the city and sidestreets and also raiding stores for snacks), im actually curious if hes ever spoken japanese before bc for me im not entirely fluent but i can understand it very well also can i be 🌸 anon? :3

I WAS THINKING ABOUT THIS THE OTHER DAY!!! but like the other way around like y/n knowing another language and he tries to learn some words !!! BUT OMG YESS!!!I do wonder if he can speak Japanese or any other languages ! That would be really cool to see!

In my lil head I went "What if Noah wanted to Learn spanish?? How would he sound?????"but now I rlly am curious if he's bilingual!

and yes of course!!!

[mr-moonfucker]

zero world problem of the dayyyy

i am hngyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy agshhadasdhkugaduadfhu

all i had today was an honestly fucking nice milk coffee and one singular slice of bread

and all i want is some nice yummy eggs and tomato soup at healthy 11 pm bc im hungry and havent had real savory delicious foodddd in like a week, bc i was a) sick b) i started a weird diet tea that nuked my appetite; so now that im able to fucking eat bc im no longer projecrile vomiting most foods(fault of the virus not the tea) i really want something that isnt the first thing i saw in the fridge, a real warm plate of food. so i sulk up and beg my mom for the egg and tomato soup bc thats the only thing i can even imagine eating rn, i want that, i need her, im dying and i cant get up. im not even asking her to make it, im asking how to make it, she says yes, bc it takes 15 fucking minutes to make, and is delicious, also i havent had a real food in a week and i think she felt bad, so she said yes and i was about to go forage in tge woods (balcony) for an onion and low and beholed there comes my fatass little brother, who mind you, will eat fucking everything, bc he is a class A fatass, waddles in the kitchen, because he's hungryyy wahwah so we ask what he wants to eat and he's like, oh! i know! i want sausages! so i, desperately hungry for anything that isnt bird food ask the fatass if he'd like the soup and he's nerd ass is like uhh um i'd rather have sausages, mind you the fattass already ate that garbage in the morning, and now i Have to fry some for it again, and by the time it's done and i make tea for her my mom's feeling like shit again, good luck with cooking anything

im hungry

and about to cry

i hope that fatass trips the first thing in the morning and gets banned from playing football in the hpuse again

and im making that first thing in the morning

why? bc im still fucking hungry, the cauliflower salad sucked balls half a week ago when we made it and ik damn well it sucks even more now, the peaches hurt my teeth and i dont fucking want to eat scrambled eggs, im fucking tired of eating scrambled eggs AND banned from sour cream, and i just want thatttttttt i dont careeeeeeeeeeeeeeee wahwah i want something properly seasoned suck my balllllls, but nooooo the fatasss must eat 16 cow's worth of sausages per day or we get the asteroid that kiiled the dinosaurs killed thrown at us wafucking hoo

rant over, wil still hungry.

ill go play honkai

or watch youtube shorts, that's where the gooooood aisan clickbait food is,

this is the soup im yapping about is is chinese egg drop soup was tomato based and seasoned like a proper veggie stew, chijibiji my beloved......

[aninonimosstuff-blog]

HELLO????? THE TWO FIRST ONES?????? ITS LITERALLY THEM HEHEHHEHEHEHEHHE...

I normally don't get any Turbo X Fast fanart so I'm eating this up like a dog who hasn't eaten in a while OM NOM NOM NOMMM

THANK YOU FOR THE FOODDDD RRAAAAHHHHH

also also........

I'm pretty sure if she ever actually sees Turbo again.... She would risk it all no matter if that makes her a villain, I mean, she wouldn't even think that she is a bad guy for being with that idiot. After all, she just wants to feel loved...even if it's fake.

Canon ;3

@aninonimosstuff-blog (Fast oc)

My headcanon Turbo

Wee Turbo au

Ermmm... Turbo au, name shouldn't be mentioned

bugtastic!! bug bug sona

[vriska]

im so hongry but i cannot order any food bc i already ordered food yesterday and i have my con coming up this weekend and i already had to buy new shoes today

[the-apprentice-lia]

Hey! I saw that you do headcanons as well? Sorry if I’m asking in the right place but I loved your post on Asra’s hurt!! Could you possibly do the “mc getting slapped by the m6” ask please? My angsty little heart needs foodddd

hiii!! i’m so glad you liked my post:)) don’t worry, i’ll do my best to not cry when i’m writing this although it probably won’t work

i just wanna say that under no circumstances is it okay to hurt your partner!! please don’t take this post the wrong way:)

the main 6 slapping mc

asra

• it probably started because of how much he keeps from you. you know it’s just because he doesn’t want to see you hurt or unhappy because of how much of your life you’ve lost to your premature death, but it’s still so infuriating. you’re not a child, and you tell him as much.

• as much as you love each other, arguments can get messy. you know so much about each other that it’s difficult not to go for the soft parts in an argument, and you just snap.

• they’re probably running his hands through his hair, tears of frustration and pent up feelings slipping down his cheeks and catching the light of the many candles around the shop, making them glister strangely beneath the low light.

• “asra, you’re being ridiculous. how in the arcana am i supposed to know about who i was if you won’t fucking tell me?” you shout at them, crystals and glass bottles clinking together on the shelves.

• asra breaks, finally raising his voice as well, telling you that you’re acting like a child. you feel a twisted feeling of satisfaction at his loss of control. at least they’re actually treating you like a person— but you’re still so frustrated.’why can’t he just see that you’re not a china doll, easily broken and delicately made?

•you’re screaming now, tears blurring your vision. all you see is red. “if i’m acting like such a child then why did you even bother bringing me back? you should have just fucking left me to rot beneath the lazaret if you won’t so much as—” you’re cut off with a sharp crack.

• asra’s stronger than they look, and he wasn’t thinking as he lashed out in anger and pain, so you probably stumble back into the shelves behind you, or onto the counter of the shop.

• you touch your hand to your hot cheek with a dull feeling of surprise. it’s as if everything is through a haze, your gaze flickering up to meet asra’s horrified one as you take a step back, a dry sob heaving through your chest as your knees give out and you sink to the floor.

• “mc, i’m so sorry, i can’t— i don’t— please. i’m so sorry,” he stumbles over his words as he crouches before you, giving you enough space that you could easily leave. you don’t, and he breathes out slowly as they reach towards you and gently, heartbreakingly softly, cups your face to turn it towards him. he inhales sharply as he takes in your bruised cheekbone, red already beginning to spread outwards in the shape of his hand, and he flinches to see that he’s hurt you, his beloved apprentice.

• he opens his arms slowly, hesitantly, and you sink into them, burying your face in his scarves and then drawing back slightly with a faint hiss as your cheek touches the fabric, and he lets out a sob as well, burying his face in your sweet-smelling hair. murmurs “i’m sorry, i’m so sorry,” into you over and over again, rocking you back and forth on the floor of the shop.

• he’ll hurt for weeks after, even after the bruise fades, he’ll simply refuse to touch you for days after the incident. whispers “but what if i hurt you,” his voice breaking at the mere thought of it, and you cradle him to you, stroking his cheek as he shakes.

nadia

• the argument was probably about her refusing to ask for help. she’s been alone for so long that the refusal simply comes naturally. she has to prove that she can be successful alone, that she can make something of herself without anyone.

• at first, you tell her gently that she can trust you, that you’re always here for her, and that she doesn’t have to do this alone— but she doesn’t want to hear it, telling you insistently that she doesn’t need any help.

• “your dark circles would say otherwise, nadi! you can’t keep going on like this!” you tell her, your voice strained as you lay a hand on her arm. you just want to help her, but she won’t listen to you. “i can do it myself,” she tells you coldly, pulling away from you and turning back to her work. “i don’t need your help. i never have.”

• you feel the hurt blossom in your chest, but you try to push it down as you close her books, smudging the ink on a document by mistake. “nadi, please.” you tell her, but she doesn’t even seem to hear you as she opens her books and sets her jaw, looking at the ruined document. you bite your lip in dismay and go to apologise, but she cuts in before you get the chance. “you ruin everything. you’re such a nuisance, can you not find anything better to do with your time than to bother me? i am the countess of vesuvia, and i don’t need your help.” she’s shouting by the end of her outburst, and you recoil, hurt now showing across your face— but it’s quickly replaced by anger.

• you laugh disbelievingly, your voice spiteful and pained as you speak. “you don’t need my help? well that’s certainly a different tune than the one you were singing when you came to me in the middle of the night, asking for my help. and even then i gave it unbegrudgingly. you’re so stubborn, nadia! you’re so ridiculously naïve that you can’t even see that not everybody’s against you. so your sisters acted like every older sibling the world over, and excluded you from a few games. you carry grudges as if the world’s out to get you and nobody seeks to help you. you’re such a child! why—” your screaming cuts off at the sharp crack.

• you cry out at the sudden flare of pain. nadia’s also a lot stronger than she looks— i mean, she’s a master sword-fighter. and so, you stumble backwards into the marble table opposite her desk, turning away from her to catch your breath, your figure shaking with quiet sobs. everything seems to fall away, and you hold your arms around yourself in a poor attempt to keep your paroxysms of sobs quiet.

• nadia is completely silent. the jarring force snapped her out of whatever tired grumpiness she had been wallowing in, and now she’s just looking at her hands, a look of absolute horror twisting her features as she takes in the hand, resting palm-down on her knees, that she used to— to— she can’t even think about it. she has betrayed your trust, used your relationship, built on a foundation of love and mutual respect, to hurt you. it’s as if she’s seeing the world through a haze of disbelief. she’s taken advantage of your love for her, she’s physically violated you, and the thought of that leaves her physically ill. hot tears drop steadily into her lap, as she turns her hands over, and her eyes widen even more, if possible, with horror. blood glisters thickly on her index finger, coating the closest section to her palm where a golden ring sits. the countess of vesuvia never takes her rings off during the day, and she’s snapped out of her daze by the quiet hiss that comes from where you stand.

•when the first tears stream down your face, you hiss at the sharp pain, touching your fingers gently to your face and wincing as they come into contact with… is that a wound? you stare at them as they come away a deep, garnetine red. your hair is sticking to the blood running down your face from the wound. you sob dryly as the pain sets in, and by the gods it stings. it seems that even the air twists into your opened skin, burning sharply. you’re so lost in the mist of disbelief you barely notice when nadia comes up behind you.

• “my love?” her voice comes, softly, and you stiffen as she lays a hand on your upper arm. she withdraws it quickly as her voice breaks. “please, mc. say anything. look at me, i beg of you.” you don’t say anything for a minute before you inhale softly and turn to her.

• something in nadia breaks. she lifts shaking fingers up to her mouth as your eyes meet hers, and she takes in what she’s done to you. she’s sliced your upper-cheek open from just short of the bridge of your nose to almost the edge of your face. and the cut is deep. bruising spreads around it, in the shape of her hand, and she lets out a sob before dropping to her knees, taking your hand in hers. “by the arcana, mc, i am so, so sorry— i don’t know— i can’t— please, my love, i am so sorry,” she presses her forehead to your hand before you start to cry, sinking to your knees as well and burying your face in your hands, your shoulders shaking. you hiss softly as you draw your hand away and it comes away a glistening, wine-dark red.

• you flinch away from her as she comes to envelop you in a hug. “don’t. please,” you say softly, pulling yourself away from her. you leave bloodstains on the floor. her eyes hold inexplicable sorrow and remorse in them, as she nods haltingly, her heart breaking as she realises— you’re… afraid of her. later, she’ll bury her head into her pillow and sob her heart out but for now, she needs you to know to not be afraid of her. she loves you, you know that— and you need to know she’ll never violate the trust you put in her again.

• “mc… please. i’m so, so inexplicably sorry for what i’ve done to you. i promise it will never happen again.” her voice is soft, and she speaks to you as if you’re a wounded deer she’s found in the palace gardens, her voice breaking as she lets you see that she’s approaching you, her arms in front of her as she holds them out softly when she’s quite close to you.

• you look at her, meet her eyes with yours, and slowly settle into her embrace as she lets out a quiet sob of relief, burying her head in your hair. you pull away with a quiet gasp of pain when her hair meets your wound, and she cups your face (your good side) softly, stroking your cheek with her thumb as you close your eyes and she moves closer to you, giving you the time to pull away before her lips meet your forehead and she kisses you there gently before pressing one just above your cut and pulling you back to her, minding your cheek. you cry softly into her chest, and she does so into your hair. the two of you stay there until the blood starts to dry on your cheek and she stands, helping you up.

• “i’m taking you to the infirmary, dearest one.” “but… nadia.” you gesture to the state you’re in with a raised eyebrow. blood stains your collar and had dripped down your cheek in steady rivulets— and now your entire cheek is coated in blood. the cut itself is deep and thorough, splitting the skin so that the flesh beneath is easily visible, and the black, blue, and red flesh around your cut in the shape of nadia’s hand is enough that there is no room to doubt how your injury happened. “i’m your partner. there’s nobody else that would have done this— your entire court will know.” you look at her gently. “i can hide this.”

• and yet again, nadia’s heart is absolutely crushed. broken. shattered. “my heart, you should not have to hide what i have done. we’re going to the infirmary.”

• the entire way there, nadia weathers the stares and whispers with, for once, a bent head. you tighten your fingers around her hand— you know how important the favour of the court is. when you finally arrive, and you have to explain, haltingly, how you were injured, nadia gets a few looks of unbridled disgust as your injuries are treated. you squeeze her hand every now and again, and she looks at you gratefully. her eyes darken as you bite your lip roughly when the antiseptic meets it, your eyes watering as she strokes your hand, never taking her eyes away from you.

• afterwards, will absolutely doubt herself as a leader and a partner. no matter if you forgive her, no matter that the bruise fades and the wound heals, she’ll still always linger on your scar when she’s kissing your face, she’ll still murmur “i’m sorry, i’m so sorry, darling,” into your hair for months after.

• if anyone is so much as even vaguely disdainful towards you with respects to your scar, you’ll literally have to talk her down from having them thrown out/arrested. you forgive her, and she loves you with all of her— but when dark feelings surface now there’s absolutely nothing you can do that will even get a shadow of a rise out of her. is just calm and collected. never so much as raises her voice at you.

• will 100% look at you as you sleep and hate herself for harming you in any way.

hope you enjoyed the angst fest!! these were so long— but i’ll do the next four periodically:)

[meggs-benedict]

Hi!! I noticed you’re mostly clottedlatte focused lately, so I was just wondering if it’s still okay to send in stuff about sparkblossom???? I totally understand if you’d rather focus on just clottedlatte for now (and the ship is adorable, don’t get me wrong I love it!!), I just wanted to check!!!!

Also, a reminder that your content is absolutely lovely, thank you for all that you do, and I hope you’re having a lovely day/night and taking care of yourself !! 💞

OFC U CAN!! Just because im doing mostly Clotted Latte stuff doesn’t mean SparkBlossom is outta the picture!! PLZZ GIB ME FOODDDD ❤️❤️💕💕💕😍😍😍

[angelicartemis]

WOOOOOO YEAAAA BABYYYYY!!!!! THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR! THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT!! WOOOOO!!!!

I don't know WHY your little Camel Spider guy just sticks out to me so much aRARARFHBZD I LOVE HIM! HE'S SO SILLAY!! Can I give him a hug? Can I bite him? Can I nibble on his hand or arms? Just a little nibble- 🤏😁 Can I slap his bald head???

Dude I wanted to draw him last night (I made o n e doodle), BUT I HAD LITTLE TO NO REFS- 😭 BUT OOOOO YOU HAVE GIVEN ME FOODDDD!!!!! THANK YOUUUUUUU SHAKING YOU VIGOROUSLY!!! 💕💕💕

Tbh I like the Amblypygi too- 👀 BECAUSE MIME!!!

I am CHEWING your silly MMs dude, ALL OF EM!!

camel spider guy. just for @akikothefuzzball (and me) (i also really really like him)

Fun fact, this guy's actually particularly older than a lot of the other cast because he was made in 2016 during the clown panic. Ahh, capitalism. His popularity even after the panic has kept him in the cafe and he has undergone many, many upgrades since then.

Also, I've noticed that a LOT of the designs are bipedal. Sorry about that guys 💀 To circumvent this I've just decided that bipedalism is a begrudging option for them and whenever possible (or afterhours) they go on all 8's. It's simply better on their knees, since they're all super heavy. Camel bartender and tick vampire are the ones who frequently makes use of their octopodal gaits since they are the ones expected to stand the most.

Another favorite of mine!! Scorpiones MM <3

He is rather arrogant but he does have a very big soft side for his Schizomida subjects. Originally allocated to the (newly redesigned) Dazzle whipscorpion MM, when Scorpiones came to town, he had no hands, just big pincers. The Schizomida were then allocated to him in order to make up for his lack of hands, but were also made en masse since they were expected to be destroyed frequently. However, under his care, only 1 has ever been destroyed. He's a very protective father

I didn't like how I made the amblipygi MM. I liked the mime concept a Little Bit but I made it bland. I wasn't able to completely draw it out but his design and name are derived from dazzle camouflage which I think would look really trippy on a robot.

bonus tiny caine. for u

[tomdiddlyumptious]

T.H| Hot Pocketez

Summary: 😎😎😎

Warnings: ig ear rape if you were in the interview but other then that ur okay 👌🏽 also very quick

“Yeah no i absolutely didnt like him when we first met” you shook your head and tom rolled his eyes. “I didnt know-“ “yes you did tom- dont start yes the fuck you did” you pointed aggressively at the computer infront of you, he only waved you off and he looked away from the computer “whatever”

“This isnt a professional interview anymore” anthony murmured and the interviewer laughed and you both continued to feud. “It was a freaking hot pocket” “my hot pocket thomas, my darn hot pocket” you pointed at your chest.

“You couldve bought some more!” “Who wants to go the the freaking grocery store just to buy hot pockets, you shouldve never even thought about it in the first place” “im not gonna argue with you about some food that ive already pooped out” “shut up”

You and tom ARE best friends, but when it came to that hot pocket-

“YOU DIDNT EVEN GIVE ME ANOTHER ONE! NOT EVEN FUCKING PIZZA ROLLS” “Y/N ITS FOOD-“

“MINE- MINEMINEMINE MYYYYYY FOODDDD” “WELL SHARE?” “NOOOOO YOU DIDNT EVEN ASK” “ WAS I SUPPOSED TO? IT WAS IN THE FREEZER” “IT EVEN HAD MY NAME ON IT” you clapped, as he smacked his lips and grasped on to his thighs before yelling at you back.

“OHHHH MY GOODDDDD I WILL MAIL YOU SOME MORE, ARE YOU HAPPY?” “very” you said simply, a smile on your face as you sat back in your seat, he starred at you while his eyebrows furrowed. Wondering why he argued with you in the first place.

“Love youuuuuu” “eh” he shrugged you off. “Are you asking to argue again?” “Maybe”

[trickstercarlos]

why does my sister go out to breakfast with her boyfriend, she get back like right when I want to go down and make myself breakfast, now I’m stuck upstairs because they’re watching a movie on the tv and I have anxiety

[blackasmyhangryfurrybrokensoul]

Love vacations. It’s constantly alternating between these:

1) Wow! I have free time so now I can do the stuff I’ve been wanting to do! (Actually gets something done)

2) Last one but chooses to do nothing

3) Life Is boring. Everything is boring. I already did all the things I feel motivated to do today and now I’m just bored. Help.

4) Why is my stomach making noise? Why am I fuller when I eat? Why am I thinking? Why is my heart beating? Shoot, am I breathing enough? Or maybe too much? Am I gonna die? If I sit on my legs will I cut off my blood circulation and die from that? Or maybe from sitting all day? Will I get sick from eating food? Food poisoning? My back hurt, maybe somethin.... (you get the idea) (current mood)

5) *curled up in a blanket sobbing with some screams or metalcore blasting* idk.............I just....... woke up miserable........ I .....don’t really...know what’s wrong.

6) Ewwwww I can hear the TV. And birds. And my A/C. And voices. It’s too early to hear things, I wanna read in silence.

7) Why the heck do I have a body. I don’t want to feel, see, taste, smell, or hear anything. Like the world is nice but I don’. Want. A . Body. Or . Senses....... just wanna shut off and come back when I’m fine with existin again.

8) FOODDDD

9) *fumes from the ears* *rants about any and ever issue in the universe*

10) What if ther’s like another plane in between our reality? Like maybe there‘s something alternate to the physical plane? Cuz where are our counsciousnesses REALLY at? Like I swear my dreams take place somewhere that exists!

[crystu-cii]

OF COURSE!!!! I'd say you're hella close to it!!! Definitely closer than I am XDD 💖💞💝💕💝❤️💕💕❤️ A G R EED /hj XDD

Yeah ;w; oohh that sounds super interesting!! I can understand not pursuing a story tho, stories are d i f f icult-- XD fun, but difficult, and you need an attention span for them! (Why do you think I only write one page stories??)

OMS yessss that's so accurate tho-- like I haven't changed much if I'm being honest (I spend a LOT of time inside.. XD) awww-- I can understand that- in japan we didn't have a backyard, so I stopped going outside much at all-- occasionally I biked to convenience stores or walked to vending machines, that was cool, but no backyard :/ having no backyard sUCks, like where am I supposed to scream into the void?? INSIDE?? /j

OMS-- CRYS XDD what a Mood™ tho- "oh I'm gonna continue this thing!!" *does something else entirely*

XDD It was done Against My Will™ (get Against My Will on the album I Haven't Awoken Well Rested Since I Was A Child by the band The Bags Under My Eyes Aren't Makeup! XD) MOOD-- I spent the quarantine summer doing nothing but staying up until the sun rose and sleeping until it was at its peak- where did the time goooo

I AGREE HOW DARE HE- LIKE EXCUSE?? YOU TINY HEATHEN??? anyways now I'm trying to go back to squirting him with a squirt bottle to startle him(even tho he's a fan of water, the harsh spray startles him) but anyways thank you crysss I'm never getting a cat in my life now bc of this rude child (dogs are superior anyways /hj)

(and now time to reply to the OTHER ask cause I'm efficient and not going to send two separate asks to respond to things that can be responded to at the same time.. ....why did I even ramble about that wtf henry(huh I never refer to myself by name that felt weird))

Okay!! No worries dude, you can always take your time with replies, I just don't trust tumblr XD 💞❤️💕💝💝💖💕❤️💖 of course!!! Thank you!!! 💖💕💕💖💞💕

Oooh!!! That sounds super fun!!! Man I miss hanging out with my friends-- but my closest friend(lives in my neighborhood) has a parent who works in other people's houses, so high risk, and the rest live several hours away :)) but anyways yeah that sounds hella!!!! I love that y'all were just like "okay well. we're gonna hang out anyways." XDD

Aww-- I'm glad you are!! My brother and his bf were supposed to come but I think we have to postpone that cause someone in his workplace tested positive for covid :( YESS FOODDDD-- oooh cheesecake?? I've never heard of having it on Thanksgiving!! Usually we have pumpkin, cherry, apple, and pecan pies!! (We're having pumpkin and cherry ones this yeah!! Two pumpkin pies, a cherry pie, and a cherry cobbler--) I... Have never heard of pineapple pie in my life! Sounds like it would make pineapple-on-pizza haters burst into tears tho--

YOURE WHAT-- CRYS YOU HEATHEN IT IS NOVEMBER!!!!! /j I can't stand Christmas music, being a choir student made me not be a huge fan of it-- too much Christmas music.. ugh. (Straight no chaser is tolerable at least. And Pentatonix. And covers by artists I like. But if I have to hear Jingle Bells ONE MORE TIME--) YESSS BESTOW UPON ME THOU'S PRESENCE AND PRESENTS... Ooh nice!! Pfft XDD Yess- I have multiple on my wishlist-- mostly for the switch-- OMS I CAN'T BELIEVE I DIDN'T ASK FOR THSC-- MAYBE IM THE HEATHEN--

Okay, it's January 5th! Literally not even two weeks after Christmas-- Feel free to scream happy birthday at me :3 XDD now I'm curious, what's yours?

awhhh thank you ;w;; 💕💞💕💞💞💕💞

and legiT- and omg- also what i do a lot is thinking i have a story all in control but then i realise that i only focused on the main parts and nOT the transitions and all that shit and then i end up last minute thinking them- XDD and ngl one page stories sound SOO much better- imo- not just for writing- but for reading as well- whenever i go to see a fanfic I always read the ones that has one chapter- dunno how to fully explain it- possibly cause its satisfying to see a story actually have its end other than a long lasting series that will never end- XDD oneshots are my FUEL

buT WoW omg this topic has now made me realise how i barely go outside- XDD i wish there would be other thingd around my neighborhood other than a "park" that has DEAD GRASS and the sprinklers go off like every hour for some reason- duNNo what the builders were thinking but i guess i dont mind- i stay in my house a whOLELE lot xD

and YESS IT GETS ME EVERYTIME- "hey lets draw-" *-WRITES-* XDD AND ABHAHAHAHA (NOW ON YOUR LOCAL MUSIC STORES- XDDDD) and omG MEEE- the times i would usually sleep would be around 3 am to 6 am- ironically my mom has a more screwed up schedule than i do- and SHE STILL HAS- last night she told me that she hasnt slept in 48 HOURSSS- MaMAAA PLEASE SLEEP

GO AWAY CAT HEATHEN- XD and omG a squirt bottle of water yes XDD and awh i definitely understand now how youll not get a cat- sounds like a hecka pain ;0;; i never even had a pet before (or not that i would recall- oh wait i think i had fish but i have an embarrassing story that made my mom ban fish from the household- OH MAN the shame)

and yeahh oh man- i hope you are okay with all these topics XDD and thank you!! 💕💞💕💞💕💞💕💞

awwhh i see- i wish you can hang out with your friends without it being too risky! that reminds me of that one time where my friend said "hey so uh you guys can hang out at my house since at my parent's workplace someone was positive for covid" and then immeadiately after they were like "SO WE NEED TO GO TO ONE OF YOUR GUYS' HOUSE" and Im LIKE- UH- NOO??? nOt AfTEr you just say THAT- nuh uh- thankfully we didnt hang out that day- better safe than sorry xD

and omggg those pies sound AWWESOMEEEE- i always wanted to try pumpkin pie before but when i asked my mom that she was like "nO iTS diSGusTing" and im like "*visible confusion*" and lOwKEY SAME- pineapple pie just sounds a bit off but my mom was really hyped to make it xD i'd actually say its not that bad! but im still not a fan of pineapple so uhhh xD (aNd YEAH IT DOES feel like it would make those haters cry-- XDD)

and PFHAOHFA IM A LIVING HEATHEN- XDD omg at this time of year- it gets CRAZYY for me- first off- Tree is a true filipino- right when it was the first day october- youd hear them say "FUCK HALLOWEEN"(and id just whine to them like "BUT HALLOWENENENEN") and then their family set up a whole christmas tree and over-the-top decorations- and omg- if you hate christmas music- you would despise the philippines sO MUCH- when the FIRST day of SEPTEMBER hits- CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON ALLLLL THE STORES- it will drive you WILDDD ( yeah its actually a normal filipino thing- not that i ever went to the philippines myself at tHAT time of year- but my friends and family tell me all about it- filipinos are the true christmas maniacs XDDD)

and awhhh choir must be a pain ;0;;; that would remind me how on one concert- the beginners class of choir screamed on purpose even though they werent supposed to- the teacher got so pissed XDDD and YESSS PRESENTSSSS- and awh man- i actually dont own ANY consoles at all- so the only things i can ask for is steam games- last year for christmas i got just shapes and beats- which was WORTHHH

and oo YAY- now i shall mark that on my calander- XD and mine is february 7!

[cloudystevie]

ajskak we love that 😌 and that sounds so cute!! i bet it looks amazing! and today me and my dad went to the store cause i wanted a curling iron cause i’ve never curled my hair in my entire life 👀 so there’s that and then we good foodddd and then i’ve just been get nervous about getting my hair done tmr 😅

i kinda dig it😌😌 yuhhhh omggg ive only curled my hair like 3 times akjsksks YUPP GOOD FOOD AS U SHOULLDD!! nooo dont be nervous baeee ur gonna look HOTTT ASFFFFF

[fluffyomorashi]

our Fluffy deserves all the puppies and food. 💖💖💖💖

Lol that’s all I wanted!!! Middle school and high school I was preaching— “I like foodddd and doggiesssss that’s my interest! I do not care much for kissing and sex!!!!”

But all the dudes were like “ok ok I guess it that cool....I understand and im down with it....... but.... also since we’re going out you wanna get down and nasty???”....

And I was just sitting in the corner with my dog, my mouth filled with hot wings, face covered in Buffalo sauce. Like... “no dude I’m busy ” Lolol

[the-spinnybois]

Quotes from Quinn and Nick cooking

Nick breaks a pot

“Quinnnnnnn helppppppp” - Nick

Quinn just making it worse

—

“So a broken pot and two hot mess grown men later, we have this” -Quinn

“Quinn? It uh- doesn’t look very tasty” - Nick

“Nothing in this kitchen is more tasty than me” - Quinn

—

“Bitch” - Quinn

“B-bitch..?” - Nick, trying to do that same

—

“My hand is bleeding, it’s gonna get in the foodddd :[“ - nick, more concerned about the food than his hand

—

“I want boyfriend:[“

“I called him daddy before”

“And he’s so nice! And pretty!”

“He called me cute!”

“People thought we were boyfriends before he met me”

“I called him daddy, a lot”

“I think I called him hot too”

“I miss him :[“

“I think he made a sex joke”

“Hehehe sex joke”

“Boyfriend:]”

“I really like saying that :], boyfrienddd”

“I miss him”

“Have you seen him? He’s so pretty!”

- Nick, talking about his boyfriend

[orionndjarin]

Favorite colour: sage green (at the moment it changes almost every month)

Currently reading: Submarine by Joe Dunthorne (fun fact actually really sad fact I've been reading it for far too long wanna finish this month)

Last song: First Love/Late spring by Mitski (actually a whole mitski playlist ep5 made me emotional)

Last movie: Luca ( I love those lil italians)

Last show: Loki (I have many complaints but I'm also gonna cry about it)

Sweet, spicy or savory: I mean all but if I had to pick savory

Craving: fast foodddd I just want some greasy fries

Tagging: @artinvain @babyboy-laurits @reyy-art @bookgil @enbyrry @n1ghtlux @captainamericasamwilson @agentofbarnes @buckypascal

I was tagged by @loki-hargreeves 💚 Thank you, lovely human!!! [original post]

Rules: Tag 9 people you want to get to know better.

Favorite color: Red, it’s been my hair color at LEAST 8 times (but lately I’ve been wearing a lot of green bc Loki)

Currently reading: Rereading the Loki: Journey Into Mystery comics cause I found a rare physical copy of Vol 1 in a local comic store

Last song: Very Full from the Loki show soundtrack

Last movie: Crimson Peak. I’ve been seeing gifsets of it everywhere lately so I decided to give it a watch, and I was NOT disappointed. I’m a slut for a good horror film (bonus points for  Hiddleston)

Last show: Definitely Loki. I have this problem where when an episode comes out I watch it 4+ times before the next comes out

Sweet, spicy, or savory: Sweet for suuuuuuuure

Craving: Hmmm I think cosmic brownies rn

Tagging: @lokiperfection @hiddlesherethereeverywhere @asgardian-viking @literally-just-loki @orionndjarin @yourfinalbow @booty-boggins @roseallisonparker @dancingirishman