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This makes me want a fic where Mammon trains Chrome in the most narcissistic way possible (à la Yamamoto and Squalo's 101 DVDs) while grumbling half heartedly about not getting paid.
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protection-and-pleasure · 2 months ago
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I remember a friend asking our raid group one time if Urianger became easier to understand or we just got better at interpreting what he's saying. And since I have an alt that is always an expansion behind my main, it was fun to realize that yes, we did indeed get better at understanding the way the man speaks.
Nila hates it, though. She can't pronounce half the words this man says let alone spell them.
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modernchemical · 2 months ago
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watching death note with my family and after the college entrance episode my mom asked offhandedly if anyone had ever pictured L and light as a couple before. it felt like one single white dove had landed on a crystalline lake in a beautiful pure clearing. no i dont think anyones ever thought of that before
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stillgotscars · 2 months ago
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this part of stevie nicks’ interview with rolling stone is taking me out
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My URL is was inspired by this quote in The Secret World, so I'd rather it came nowhere near my house;
It’s not the monsters I’m afraid of. They’re not very bright, and they’re practically deaf and blind and easy to avoid if you’ve got half a brain. There are things worse than monsters. Much worse.
Dreams.
I don’t know what’s up with my dreams. I mean, they’re so vivid and intense. Like I’m wide awake, and when I wake up, I’m exhausted, like I haven’t slept a wink all night. But I know I had.
And I think, sometimes, even when I’m awake… I’m still dreaming. Because I keep hearing the whispers. They’re always whispering. Always. All the time. They’ve got so much to whisper about.
You live in a house decorated according to your url. What does it look like
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koobiie · 23 days ago
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i feel strongly about this
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blueskittlesart · 5 months ago
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i’ve started babysitting for a VERY christian family which is great because they pay me a lot of money but as someone who was raised almost completely agnostic it’s kind of insane. the 2 year old keeps asking me to read her stories from the bible. (why are we reading david and goliath to a 2 year old????) the 5 year old told me today that he was going to bring his legos to heaven with him. he also has repeatedly told me that the lego spaceships he builds are stronger than jesus. (not sure what to say to that. do i deny it??? are things allowed to be stronger than jesus??) had to stop myself mid sentence today because i almost told them im not going to heaven which would DEFINITELY have caused several meltdowns. they’re also both completely fascinated by my nose ring
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river--ghost · 1 month ago
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work all night on a drink of rum
daylight come and me wan go home
stack banana til the morning come
daylight come and me wan go home
come mr tallyman tally me banana
daylight come and me wan go home
come mr tallyman tally me banana
daylight come and me wan go home
lift six foot seven foot eight foot bunch
daylight come and me wan go home
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daylight come and me wan go home
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me say dayo
daylight come and me wan go home
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me say day
me say day
me say dayo
daylight come and me wan go home
a beautiful bunch of ripe banana
daylight come and me wan go home
hide the deadly black tarantula
daylight come and me wan go home
lift six foot seven foot eight foot bunch
daylight come and me wan go home
six foot seven foot eight foot bunch
daylight come and me wan go home
day
me say dayo
daylight come and me wan go home
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me say day
me say day
me say dayo
daylight come and me wan go home
come mr tallyman tally me banana
daylight come and me wan go home
come mr tallyman tally me banana
daylight come and me wan go home
dayo
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daylight come and me wan go home
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me say day
me say day
me say dayo
daylight come and me wan go home
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"Tumblr is hard to use" bud, I've never gone a website I've never been on before and expected to know how to use it completely. Yeah, I agree that stuff like the FAQ should be easier to find, but new users should also be prepared to learn as they go. If you figured out Twitter, you can figure out the basics of Tumblr - without Tumblr looking like Twitter.
the "tumblr is hard to use 🥺" comment from staff is so funny bc like. its not untrue. but the solution isnt to make everything algorithmic, its to stop hiding the FAQ pages deep inside the site. just like. explain shit to new users. a concept. also obviously just fix the search function
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Something something about Lilith granting Esther eternal life, not youth because she wasn't specific enough. Something something about Esther feeding young girls to a snake. Something something about a snake tricking Eve into eating the apple in the Garden of Eden.
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dsmsix · 7 months ago
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thought I was muted and just had this exchange with a coworker on a zoom call
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swedenis-h · 17 days ago
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Wife lovers till they die
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fedtothenight · 5 days ago
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nathaniacolver · 1 month ago
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arcane ships be like
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i love a show that teaches equality (😭😭😭)
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mod2amaryllis · 2 months ago
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i love being married to a straight guy. this morning we were parallel chilling and i glance at his computer and he's watching a drill fight tournament. as in, guys attaching drills to the same rod and turning them on until one breaks. to find the strongest drill. jose noticed me staring and rolled out of the way so i could see the screen. he knew every drill brand and told me their quality and price. i watched the whole thing without comment. the violence was enchanting. i never would have found this. he's a vector to an entirely alien, often beautiful, world.
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