#I SPAT OUT MY WATER

[batbunker]

this is a real panel that exists (Nightwing 2016, 2024 Annual)

[halfdent]

/ new fave comment ever on a Harvey thirst edit video " I'd sit on both of his faces " . like wow . what a legend .

[nepobabyeurydice]

'Do you think g-d can be a democrat?' I fucking love the golden girls so much.

[luminarai]

[tango-but-everywhere]

THE CROWD GOES WILD

return of create mod??

[stubz]

"Remember to check with a teacher or one of the gardeners before eating what you pick from the gardens." calls out teacher Max.

The youngling centre was on a field trip visiting the ships indoor public garden that grows both flowers and vegetables from a variety of different planets. Younglings took joy in sharing and showing their friends vegetables and plants from their own respective planet. Even the teachers, Max and Kim, were happy to tell them about earth's plants.

"Wow, what's that Emira?"

"It's a glass flower!" she chirps holding up a beautiful flower with the petals and stem translucent. "They're my favorite flower!"

"So pretty! Can you...eat it!" the human grins.

"No!" the avian giggles. "You can't eat it! But my Maemae says you can use the roots for tea that helps tummy aches."

"I'll have to remember that." he nods, wearing an utmost serious and thoughtful face. The nearby gardeners chuckle.

"You should!"

"I shall-!"

"TEACHER MAAAX!!"

All heads whip to the south of the garden. At the very end of it is Ezshi screaming and waving their little tail and arms frantically. Beside them is Pollix, Zyz, and Tarlak huddling around a Kim kneeling on the ground grabbing her throat.

"Mr Max you stay h-" the gardeners watched as the human sprinted as fast he could to the other side of the gardens. Seconds later the younglings followed suit with Emira leading them, flapping her little wings as fast as she can.

"KIM! KIM WHAT'S WRONG?!" he skids to a stop beside her grabbing her shoulders to examine her.

The human shakes her head, face red, opens her mouth to speak only to go into a coughing fit. Her right hand at her throat, her left pounding her chest.

"What happened?? Did you eat something?? Kids what did she eat?!" later he'll apologize for shouting but right now he can't help it. Right now he's going through every lesson he's had about what to do when one eats something harmful/unknown to their species.

"I-I don't know! Tarlak gave it to her!" Zyz cries, tears streaming down their little snout.

"Tarlak, buddy, what did you give her??" the little Simia's lips quiver as he stares at the still hacking Kim.

"Tarlak, focus. What did you give her? What planet plot was it from?" Max grabs his shoulders, making him look solely at him and not Kim.

"...earth...it-it was from earth. This." he hands over a half eaten white plant bulb.

"...Kim's fine kids." he sighs flopping over onto the dirt. The adrenaline immediately leaving his body.

"What! What is it?!" they all cry.

"It's garlic."

For a moment there is silence save for some sighs of relief from the human children. And then.

"GET THE RED BAG!"

"CALL THE GARDENERS!"

"SHE'S GONNA DIEEE!"

All the younglings scream and wail. Most like Emira, however, simply cling to the human silently crying.

"...what?! Kids! She's not dying."

" 'm not...dying." Kim rasps, finally done coughing.

"Garlic is poison! It's how my Maemae's uncle died!" Emira wails.

"I heard one garlic clove can kill a hundred rextalians!" Ezshi frets.

"What are you talking abo...oooh. Thiosulfate."

"Thio-whatnow?" Kim coughs, spitting out a piece of garlic she frees from her cheek.

"Reason why most animals can't eat garlic and onions. Including most other non-earth species."

"...Oooh! Okay learning time! Listen up kids. Humans can eat garlic! Got it? Humans can eat garlic and other foods like garlic, our body breaks it down and stuff."

"But you choked and your face turned red!"

"Because the taste is very strong. It's like lemons. Basically I took a giant bite out of a lemon."

"...Ooooh!" cries out the younglings now understanding that their teacher is not dying.

"Wait why did you take a giant bite out of garlic?" laughs Max.

"I didn't know if was garlic or an onion and Tarlak's dad uses onions for to make a bug repellent...don't judge me I've never seen garlic in that shape before!"

"Why didn't you ask a gardener?"

"They're all the way on the other side of the field! Just-shush!"

"I'm never letting you live this down. Now help me stop the human kids from doing some kind of garlic challenge. I see Anthony and Piper eyeing them."

[officialdaydreamer00]

Jade Leech's tsum bounces over to you, wearing a strawberry dress costume over his dorm uniform. It looks as if he finds the costume amusing, but was struggling to hop as the frills of his dress collar was bothering him.

ASJSLDJFLSLK—

"... what."

confused is an understatement when you saw this... thing... bouncing towards you. your eyes caugh the strawberry print fabric it was wearing and pursed your lips. you couldn't afford to laugh when you still didn't know what this plushie looking thing was!

you knelt down to observe this bouncy thing that look at bit too much like a certain octavinelle student. from the mismatched eye colour, to the hair, even the dorm uniform under the strawberry dress. you were sure as hell this was the plush form of jade leech, octavinelle's vice dorm leader.

"uhhh...." you didn't know what you were supposed to do with it. "do i just... pick you up, or...?"

surely, talking to... whatever it was... was a strange sight to witness.

it made a few noises in agreement (in your opinion) and bounced right into your arms. you were startled and, had it not for your quick reflex, almost fell on your butt. you sent the thing an annoyed look, then sighed, looking as it snuggled in your hold. you moved to sit under a nearby tree.

"well, i guess i can stay like this for a while..."

... you ended up dozing off for several hours.

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[luimagines]

Time ranting/complaining to warriors because

"why did twilight have to go fall in love with a demigod, couldn't he settle for a nice farm girl like I did" time paces back and forth with a grouchy expression as warrior watches.

"well.... In a way you have godly power when you put on your FD mask, so in a way malon settled down with someone who had godly powers...... So if anything twilight takes after making" warrior said with a raised eyebrow awaiting his reaction.

Oh my god-! XD

What a twist!

Time is lamenting over Twilight just being like that and thinking that it's his fault, when it's actually Malon's fault. Time chose her. ...So I guess it's still technically his fault, but not for the reasons he thinks.

[emilyrosewinchester]

I'm trying my absolute hardest not to wake my parents up right now because I am seeing all these new j2 pictures at their latest con!!!

[oc-factoids]

Tag the OC that has Alexandria’s Genesis

[spyroz]

almost swallowed a river rock today #girl

[crunchycrystals]

ORANGE TOP HAT FAIRY?????????????

[carlzy-berryz]

So basically, my cousin was bored and she was taking pics through straws on my phone, lol

Idk why, but I just had a vision for this one, like you can't tell me it doesn't look like a water slide XD. And her fave koopaling is Roy, so why not?

And... ig this is technically a collab??? Nah Jk

[nikolaibelinski]

[miidnighters]

@corsey | continued from ☾

For once, she is actually fucking speechless, mouth hanging open in shock.

A condition that resolves rapidly, however. "I wasn't offering! Not that I haven't thought about it - but if I wanted you to look at my pussy so would you."