#I NEED TO GET TO COLLEGE

[egophiliac]

tsum events really are just the best, huh

[kewpiekills]

some fish women i drew during college orientation

[mokeonn]

"But if college was free, then people would abuse that and get useless degrees" hell yeah I would! If I could go to college without debt I would make it my job to get a degree in every little thing that interested me. I'd get a doctorate in film studies. I'd have a bachelor's degree for every science I like. I'd try to learn at least 5 languages with varying results. I would learn something "useful" like coding and then follow it up with a ""useless"" degree like art history. I'd be the world record speed run holder for getting every degree possible.

But I can't afford college without going into massive debt, so instead I spent the last 5 years trying to figure out what I am passionate enough about to consider going into debt over, because unfortunately being passionate about everything is extremely expensive to pursue.

[gayorphans]

Hey boys, girls and others

If you're fluent in Japanese and interested in Arabic

PLS LETS SHARE OUR KNOWLEDGE

I'll teach you Arabic from the beginning in an easy way and in exchange you'll teach me Japanese😃

I'm trying to learn Japanese cause I'll major in it so PLS help a gal out😭

[rika-mortis]

Made a silly alternate version for the previous comic

[wanologic]

#besties

[lilybug-02]

An alarm clock sounds the end!

Bug Fact: Several insects can hear ultrasonic sound waves, including cockroaches, spiders, wasps, beetles, and flies.

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[dranktwocoffees]

that one 12 yr old in your neighbourhood thats way cooler than you

im not immune to beanie aang propaganda

[corpsentry]

pick your battles

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 334

So. Danny has discovered he might erm, might be technically a necromancer. At least as far as magic is concerned. Like even if it’s just via resurrecting himself the magic side of things (god, he’s more scientist- sided dangit) count it as such. 

Which means that half the time someone tries to summon a necromancing-esque being, he’s the one who gets tugged if he’s even a centimeter within range. It was annoying enough in high school, it’s no less annoying in this world they’ve all moved to. 

On the bright side, thanks to also being half dead himself, the summonings and other rituals can’t actually drag him somewhere. It just causes him to feel like someone was crushing a lung or two, which honestly nothing new. (Gosh were those days of vigilante work really that violent? Huh, guess they were)

What he wasn’t expecting was for a tiny child, a living child, to track him down despite him not existing legally or anything similar in this world, to revive their previous local child vigilante. Which like, hey, first of all, he has a few questions? Just a couple and yeah sure, he’ll shake on it- can he have your name first there kid…? 

Tim, on the other hand, is getting a little concerned when he realizes a lot of the questions the probable-fae keeps asking are in line with the stuff CPS asks. (Unknown to him, that is exactly where Danny is getting several of his questions about this scrawny vigilante kid. Erm. He might have to take the kid, for like, his own safety- hey Frostbite he needs your help he has some questions-) 

[ryuusea]

mornings with a math professor…

inspired by this twt

[doctorsiren]

Maybe you could call it Reunited Stans AU?

Also, how do you think the gravity falls locals would see those two? I think Ford would end up getting out of the cabin much more because of Stan. Maybe you could draw them going to town for drinks? I don't know.

I like to think the town locals would either be horrified of them and talk about them as cryptids in their own right, or just be annoyed by their shenanigans

I just remembered they’d be in their early 20s when coming to Gravity Falls haha

But yes they’d definitely start out as “those weird twins that live in the forest” but once Stanley starts feeling like he’s actually safe from that old life Ford pulled him out of, he starts going into the town, which then leads to him dragging Ford along

It’s probably a mix of both, where the town sees them as those odd guys and then also get annoyed by what they do, but also I think they’d think of them as a new endearing staple of their town once the whole “newcomer / stranger” title fades from them. It’d be sort of the same way Stan is in canon with the Mystery Shack, where even though people find him annoying, they also always come to the events.

Also Stanley 😭 your brother does not wanna be in that bar, let him go do nerd things

[damian-lil-babybat]

'Dead Poets Society' gang

Headcanon that these four drop poetry and literature quotes on their conversations unprompted.

Jason 'English-major-I-only-visit-the-manor-for-the-library' Todd-Wayne

Damian 'I-master-liberal-arts-unlike-you-plebs-PHD-holder' al Ghul-Wayne

Cassandra 'I-learn-English-thru-Shakespeare-as-god-intended' Cain-Wayne

Duke 'only-title-holder-of-vigilante-poet-and-will-cuss-you-just-as-poetically' Thomas-(future) Wayne

[gottagetpig]

Ive been pigging out so much this summer and it feels so good, feeling my belly fill up with all the food i keep stuffing into it, feeling how i get softer and squishier each day is divine. But god am i desperate to pig out on so much more fattening junk. The feeling of ecstasy i get cramming my greedy little face with food each day, knowing each fattening treat i swallow helps to make me a bigger, fatter pig is so addicting. It leaves me wanting more, NEEDING more. Each day need  more, much more shoved into my mouth by some doting feeders, helping my lardy body grow softer and bigger, my decadent and flabby body worshipped for the decadent  symbol of gluttony it is...

The way i feel my soft plush and squishable fat swell steadily day after day, more and more of me to adore, to feed, to grow...like an addiction it leaves me craving for so much more, my soft belly should be huge flowing out like a tide of soft, grabbable rolls and doughy fat, hanging over my body like a huge apron of flab, each day growing more and more alongside my growing gluttony. doughy flabby thighs so deliciously massive and squishy that any amount of movement results in every inch of soft gluttonous fat jiggling, showing to everyone what a lardass i am. My fat ass large enough it engulfs anything unfortunate beneath, feeling every chair i sit in creak in agony as they buckle beneath my gluttonous girth to my incessant desire for more and more... to flaunt my body off on the beaches as the temple of gluttony gluttony would be divine...but its not enough....i need to have every inch of my growing corpulence cared and pampered by devoted feeders like the decadent hog i  am, growing more addicted to getting bigger and bigger as my weight grows rapidly unchecked and unrestrained like a true temple of gluttony it was always weant to be.

You know it won't ever be enough for me though, ill always need more food and more flab for you to worship...

[luckyartdrawer]

Eclipse was a little late, but he finally found a candle to celebrate your birthday with!

(It turned out to be one of those joke candles that never blow out...)

vvvv Yapping and extras below the cut! vvvv

Sketch and Close up

Alternate sketch colors

I don't know why exactly I really like the glowy sketch version, but even if it doesn't even look like the outline stuff the vanny mask adds onto things in the dlc, it reminds me of it lol

I think it's neat!

I recently saw this art post where they drew and mentioned cannon Eclipse barely getting love and I immediately agreed. I just had to contribute ASAP. Gotta give this kind robo man a forehead smooch. v3v

I don't mean for the image to come off as entirely creepy, I just wanted it to feel like you've been staying in the dark plex with your best buddy eclipse! Stuck but at least not alone. :)

Plus I gotta let the creepy robots be creepy sometimes. It makes the sweet personalities feel even sweeter imo :P

[bluerosefox]

"Daddy! Mommy's is having Ellie!"

Everyone in the Batfam knows Jason keeps secrets.

Secrets he'd take to his grave a second time if he had to.

But to think one of those secrets would be about the fact he had a secret family.

And the only reason the Batfam found out was because apparently their secret (grand)daughter/sister-in-law Jazz/Jasmine was in labor and their (great)grandson/nephews Danny (Daniel) and Dan (Dante) called him while on a Red Hood job with the rest of the Batfam to panicky tell him their baby sister Ellie was on the way early.

Red Hood books it away from the fam to his bike while asking to put Kori or Roy on the phone.

Oh boy.