#I NEED TO GET LAID!!!!!!!!!!

[15hammerheadsharks]

IM GOING INSANE!!!!!

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

main take aways from Halloween (1978) rewatch:

michael myers is canonically 21??? this bitch should be at the club

*sees tiddies* ***MURDEROUS RAMPAGE NOISES***

that's it that's the movie

outside of the fact that everyone who has sex is murdered by the narrative, this is a surprisingly chill portrayal of female sexuality? these teen girls are horny and actively enjoying Getting It On with their boytoys. no pushy boyfriends sneaking in through their bedroom windows--these ladies are taking the initiative to sneak out and GET SOME. one of them gets laid and then immediately orders her boyfriend to get her a beer. (yes she gets Slashered soon afterward, but so does the boyfriend so honestly, gender equality.) yes the Final Girl is the only one not having sex, but she's not bullied for that, nor are her friends slut shamed except possibly by being murdered by the narrative

actually the only character who is shown being morally condemned on-screen is michael myers. specifically FOR his violent overreaction to other people's sex lives. (people he is spying on). metaphorically, the villain is American Puritanism sticking its judgy nose into other people's business.

aka Michael Myers Is A Republican

but actually the real villain is the doctor. guy's a judgemental, shaming, pathologizing asshole. and he's been in charge of michael's care since he was SIX YEARS OLD? kid never had a chance. i'd go on a killing spree too

also the parents. where are the parents? it's halloween night and all the teenage girls are home babysitting their younger siblings? come to think of it, michael's first victim was his own older sister, whom he killed while she was babysitting him. teen girls are really shouldering a labour burden here. maybe parentification is the true villain

side note: mike commits his first murder wearing a clown costume...which is never referenced again? his 'iconic' costume is a generic mask and wig and jumpsuit, when we coulda had a Killer Clown Michael Myers??? travesty

i like how the Final Girl and her friend casually smoke weed in her car. yeah she's an honor student and her friend is the sheriff's daughter. yeah they smoke weed. so what it's 1978

(to reiterate, mike is 21 and should be at the club. im not saying he shouldn't be rampaging, im saying it's sad that he broke out, tasted freedom for the first time in his life, and immediately snuck back into his childhood home to go rampaging. let's have a remake where he goes to a nightclub and has a few beers. maybe some slutty dancing. then rampage)

oh no he's hot

[bulbabutt]

sometimes you just need somebody else to point out the obvious. thank goodness for mikey and her gender collecting habit!

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[pinyatapix]

how i imagine Minecraft Alex's personality to be like vs how i imagine Minecraft Steve's personality. duality of minecraft

[potato-lord-but-not]

read United yesterday and it hasn’t left my brain since. It’s just full of these idiots and their pisspoor communication and excruciating pining for each other what’s not to love

[lucabyte]

Olive Branch

Wrong Move

[frankiebirds]

every day i think about elle and morgan going on vacation together and at least morgan wanting reid to come with. what were their intentions. were they bisexual in nature. also im also almost certain that this is the first time morgan calls reid "pretty boy" and it's while he's inviting him on vacation with him. it's 2005/2006 you cannot be this bisexual at your government job.

bonus:

yeah i think elle also wanted him to join them.

[metrobound]

hc + 🌇 for a headcanon about morning- or evening rituals

// Every evening, they wind down by enjoying their favorite hobbies. Ingo loves to make train models and Emmet loves to play video games.

[jontaro-kun]

Brain: Jon please I'm begging you to actually be productive

Me: hehe I just think women are neat

[secriden]

oh man bison's guilt when he has to confess his part in the whole scheme to fadel was palpable.

because bison had his reasons, he was backed into a corner, nearly suffocating under his mother's rules and fadel's rigidity, and desperate for any semblance of a life he could call his own.

and he meant well! part of it was that he genuinely was doing it for love of his brother!! and he didn't mean for it to get so out of hand.

but its too late now to say he's sorry. its too late now to try to fix this. because his precious person already got hurt.

but wait...

doesn't this...

...kind of sound...

...oddly familiar?

(and this is why you can see the threads of forgiveness already shimmering in the distance.)

[spineless-lobster]

I’m in tears over melinoë’s pathetic little pallet on the floor like I get we’re at war but mel’s quite literally grown up there, after all these years you can’t give her ANYTHING???

If odysseus can carve a bed out of an olive tree then he can make a fucking bed frame for the princess of the underworld honestly 😭

[leashybebes]

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💛🫡

At the bar, Evan takes the opportunity to down a bottle of water and tug at his shirt where it's practically pasted to his skin. He grimaces at the sensation, but the guy next to him at the bar gives him an appreciative look and he can't help smiling. Everyone's so nice here, and sure maybe a lot of it is people checking him out, but Evan has no problem being appreciated by anyone of any gender.

He turns back to scan the crowd and it takes him a minute to spot Tommy. He's dancing close with the guy he pointed out to Evan, and as he watches, the guy gets a hand around the back of Tommy's neck and pulls him down, into a messy, open-mouthed kiss.

"Hell yeah! That's my boy!"

It earns him a weird look from the bartender, but Evan doesn't care. He watches Tommy make out with the guy for a little longer until he's pretty sure it's mission accomplished, then hops down from his bar stool and heads for the exit. He shoots Tommy a text that is mostly a string of emojis - fist pump, thumbs up, eggplant, peach, water drops - and promises to check in on him tomorrow. From there, it's only a fifteen minute walk where he's more likely to find someone for him to spend the night with. He feels good.

make me write

[seagull-scribbles]

“Ain’t turtles supposed to be endangered?”

“Only the ones who can’t do this!”

[bitalis]

the empress and death for the rook asks!

Death: What part of Rook do they need to kill to become the best version of themselves? —

Ivy’s obsession with the past in name of nostalgia…. some of their memories of their clan and others are so misconstrued that its not full truths but they cling to it since its all they got 😔

The Empress: What does family mean for Rook? —

All I could think of were words and felt possessed to draw them out with the companions that stood out most for Ivy in terms of character.

Rook Tarot Card Ask!

[theehorsepusssy]

Not the same "beef fizz" I was imagining

[mopillow]

Not me watching the x files thinking that this could be a perfect TianShan Universe