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I just KNOW that my warden rook and davrin are having SO much sex
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I think my warden rook (emrys) and davrin get drunk and sleep together like the day before the lock in scene and that’s why davrin asks emrys to help him in arlathan cause he sees emrys is kinda freaking out about it and is trying to be like ‘hey man chill out. I still want you btw.’ And then once they get back to the lighthouse they have sex again. Sober this time.
#emrys is just like ‘yeah he slept with me but does he actually want me? I know how wardens are about relationships#and idk if I can be just casual with him 🫣’#and like the morning after davrins playing it cool and brings him coffee and shit#and emrys has a huge fucking hangover and is just like ‘oh god oh fuck I slept with him I want him so bad and I probably fucked it up 😬’
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Are people really mad that davrin and bellara don’t have the accents dalish elves in previous games have?
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Why does nvidia lie and say that the graphic card driver is up to date when it’s NOT
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Why is veilguard so slow all of a sudden wtf is going on
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Viago being rooks older brother figure is so important to me <3
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Why not join the shadow dragons we have:
A gay man
A trans woman
A trans man
A bisexual woman
The pope (also gay)
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There are some characters in veilguard where I can plausibly believe that the post fade prison romance scene is their first time with rook (ex. Lucanis, bellara) but there’s some where there’s NO FUCKING WAY it’s their first time having sex with rook (ex. Neve, davrin)
#I haven’t watched neves romance yet but I have scene some of her party banters people have posted#AND THEYRE FUCKING FOR. REAL!!!!!#and I HAVE watched davrins and there’s no way they hadn’t had sex before not with all the horny monster hunting talk#I haven’t watched Hardings romance so idk#Emmrich I can see going either way#and I haven’t watched taashs romance either but I think rook and taash were fucking probably
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Nobody In veilguard is normal and I think that’s awesome <3
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Saw someone say neve has her shit together and is sane. NO SHE DOESNT AND NO SHE IS NOT.
#neve is kind of an insane flop woman and that’s what makes her appealing <3#like this is a woman who eats nothing but fried fish and boiled coffee and was willingly kidnapped by venatori#we did not play the same game I fear
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Earlier today I was like ‘man it kinda sucks how there’s no ferelden bitches in veilguard :(‘ but then I was like ‘WAIT. HARDING.’
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That picture of the big titted man and woman in a car wearing white tank tops is my warden and alistair 👍
#like my warden is very short (like 5’1) but she has like c/d cups and by the end of origins she’s kinda built like a brick shithouse#fighting darkspawn almost everyday for a year will do that to you 👍
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ADO AND IMAGINE DRAGONS COLLAB???
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I can feel myself entering autistic bitch mode
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was watching the lucanis romance scene again and the male american accent voice does a little extra moan when lucanis kisses rook the second time thats insane!!!!!
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Saw a fic that where the premise is solas and rook get sent back in time to inquisition and rook is a kid again and now I’m thinking about how my rook would react to that 🤔
#ren would be soooo pissed off#like small as fuck. haven’t transitioned yet. anger issues significantly worse. solas.#and in the fic rook goes to skyhold to find solas and i can imagine the shitstorm that would cause if my rook did that#1. Viago would be going out of his fucking mind trying to track them down#and 2. they maybe small but they’re still a crow and are gonna try and kill solas cause of the aforementioned anger issues
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A lot of people really do think that having to deal with someone who has something up with them is worse than actually being someone who has something up with them and it’s truly insane
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