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WHY DOES MY DAD KEEP WATCHING CHAPPELL ROAN VIDEOS????
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I wish they would say how old lucanis viago and teia are :V it would make it so much easier to figure out the timeline for my rook
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Hate finding a song in an edit that sounds cool but then you look up what the song is and it’s by Taylor swift
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No twitter it is not a retcon that grey warden recruits can leave without being killed
#you can leave up until the point where you start learning secrets and shit#very obvious to me (smart)#but yeah unless you’re conscripted you can just fuck off if you decide you don’t wanna do it#right up until the joining ceremony starts
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If veilguard actually does take place 9:52 dragon then my rook was only like… 6 when origins was happening…. Woag…
#and already having a shit time of it too#cause my lore for them is they were born a slave in tevinter and bought by a shitty lower crow house before viago found them#they were sold when they were like 5 and viago brought them into house de riva when they were like 8#so it was a shit couple of years for my rook 👍
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I wonder if what solas is doing to the blight is getting rid of the calling for grey wardens 🤔 cause neve/bellara is seemingly cured of their blight infection at the end of the game and overall the blight seems to be retreating I guess
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I think my rook and lucanis are very flirty and tease each other a lot once they lock in the relationship and they’re crows so they’re good at the whole seduction thing but like once they actually get alone and start getting into it they just devolve into a horny mess 👍
#also I think my rook has definitely done honeypot contracts and has had a little more seduction training than the average crow#due to being around teia for a good part of their life
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There needs to be more viago and teia stuff. I need to see that man lost in elf pussy.
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Saw someone on twitter who was like ‘why doesn’t Lucanis have scars???’ BECAUSE HES GOOD AT HIS JOB!!!!
#he does have one though like right under his collar bone you can just see it#also I think he has one on his lip??#also his nose has DEFINITELY been broken at least once
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The little bit of belt you can see on lucanis’ casual outfit is driving me a bit crazy I’m afraid 😔
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Viago and Lucanis getting fucked within an inch of their lives by an elf in villa de riva 👍
#teia and Lucanis are there to visit viago and rook respectfully#the morning after in the kitchen rook and teia are chatting and having a nice morning#meanwhile viago and lucanis are having the most awkward moment of their lives
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IM TIRED OF EXPLAINING THINGS!!!!! KNOW AND PERCEIVE MY THOUGHTS AND INTENTIONS!!!!!
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I truly believe that most of my problems could be solved by an adhd diagnosis and an adderall prescription
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Telling me how much I am fucking up does NOT help me. I will be thinking about it and not be getting any work done.
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Solas lies by omission to the inquisitor because they’re his friend and he would rather not lie to them but he can’t tell them everything. Solas just straight up lies to rook because he does not like them 👍
#like ‘this fucker interrupted my ritual trapped me in the fade and unleashed horrors I am going to beat their ads’#*ass
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Hmmm I have a thought. Since we know the veil is tied to the elven gods maybe the reason why so much fucked up magic and spirit stuff happens in the dragon age is cause it’s really weak cause there’s only 2 left to hold it up.
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Da2 romances have some of the most insane lines in a video game romance ever. I will die on this hill.
#‘nothing could be worse than the thought of living without you.’#‘I would drown us in blood to keep you safe.’#I can’t remember any of Isabela’s or Merrill’s :(
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