#I MEAN WHAAAAAAAAAT the fuck just happened

[jangmi-latte]

FELLOW HONEST THE MAN THAT YOU ARE (I HATE IT)

[weebsinstash]

Kinda obsessed with the idea of a reader pregnant with Lucifer's kid and just he's really into it and wants to get married while the readers there being like damn I just wanted the bragging rights of saying I fucked the king of hell and now I have to be married to him !?!

Reader: ugh oh my god that dick was so fucking good, thanks Lucifer

Lucifer, currently painting sigils with his own blood on your tummy: oh my god, no, I know, right, it was amazing, I had an amazing time

Reader: hey uhhhhhhh by the way, what are you

Lucifer, taking a break from speaking ancient Latin incantations: oh hey, no don't worry about it it's totally cool I'm just, doing a thing here

Reader watching the very foundation of Hell shake around them like an earthquake as all the candles in the room burn higher and the unseen spirits of the damned sing comgratulatory praises for their dark lord: you know this kiiiiiiiiinda feels like you miiiiiight be doing something kinda sinister and magic-y right now

Lucifer, watching his symbol appear on your belly: whaaaaaaaaat, no, that's crazy! It's just a little.... surprise! Nothing to worry about! So hey also completely unrelated but I kind of need to splash some of this goat's blood on you--

I feel like sleeping or even FLIRTING with Lucifer is the ultimate case of fuck around and find out because at the very least you have an all powerful clingy depressed obsessive boyfriend in THE DEVIL and at his very worst you have you know THE DEVIL, treating you as his equal half, wanting all to bow before you, worship you, erecting churches with stained glass telling the Epic Tale of how you two fell in love, wanting you draped in fineries, at his side at all times, having only the best

I just feel like... he's one of those yandere that really could take you 0 to 100. You fuck the guy ONCE as like a drunken one night stand, a real "fuck it why not maybe it'll be fun" kinda romp, and then he's making plans behind your back about marriage because, well, he just loves you so much already that he can't see doing anything else! 🥰 like can you imagine going from getting cream pied to like only a week later some church is getting constructing with like biblical art of "oh how the king of hell met another and fell in love" and it's foretelling some epic saga that hasn't even. Happened yet. Like imagine the whiplash of finding out the guy you casually fucked is dedicating buildings to. A story of. How he impregnated and married you and you guys "lived happily ever after" and you still barely know him

I like the contrasting options of Lucifer intentionally impregnating you vs unintentionally because THE VISUAL of like. He's just nutted and you're laying there amd he looks down and suddenly there's this little glowing moving picture on your skin of a snake twining around, circling, becoming an apple with a heart or some-- this is a real specific genre of fetish I'm discussing here ok we don't need to like exactly describe whatever magical mark of pregnancy the devil gives you fjdnfjf. But the apple appears and he's blinking at it and, finally, it clicks, and he's all "BABY! B-BABY! IT'S A BABY HHHOHHHHH MY GOD" and he's like EXCITED but also just like. Do you think he'd get a little biblical drooling about 'your womb being blessed' or some shit. Your absolute fucking LUCK OR LACK THEFEOF if Lucifer turned out to ACCIDENTALLY BE CORRECT and you kind of WERE created to be his wife or end up with him, like GOD is up there, "yeah Luci I threw you a bone, enjoy it 👍" like SHIT the one time you ARE cosmically fated to have a mate and it's AFTER YOU DIE? It's also LUCIFER MORNINGSTAR???

I feel like, genuinely the only way Lucifer would mistreat the Reader is completely unintentionally, like he has a bout of depression and neglects you a little, or he becomes socially withdrawn and you think he doesn't like you but really he's just feeling sad or working on something that's really important to him. I mean. This is BESIDES the possibility of confinement but that's for your protection and it's not like you're in PRISON. This guy is clearly packed with goofy loving positive energy. He'll be taking you to the circus and to musicals with his daughter like you've always been a member of the family, getting you your own special throne to sit beside his own. He's having audience with like some wretched soul, there are flames, he's being TERRIFYING, telling them how they've betrayed him and he's going to tear their soul to pieces and sentencs them to eternal suffering, and then he turns to you, "I'm sorry am I making it too hot in here shnookums 🥰 I don't wanna make you and our lil hellion uncomfy 🥰" like.... truly, you got yourself a man that can do both

[amorgansgal]

Can we get some HCs for Arthur/M!Reader trying to be sneaky about their relationship even though everyone in camp has been shipping it for months? Hosea knows everything so idk why they'd even try smh

Oooh I love this so much! I’ve got a fic where basically this is happening and it’s super obvious to everyone else, but Arthur and the other person are like ‘Whaaaaaaaaat??? Noooooooooo. Me fancy them?? You’re crazy! They’re stupid looking and I am 100% not into them, at all.’ This is like one of my fave tropes, so yay! Thank you for your request 😊

You guys think you’re so slick, you think nobody has a clue. The fact that Arthur smiles at you a good deal, praises your ideas, finds any excuse to pat you on the back… I mean, he’s being really subtle. No one is going to know a thing! Arthur Sneaky Flirt Morgan is his name!

As if! Abigail with her keen eyes guesses something is up first. Especially when Arthur gets you a cup of coffee in the morning. He’s never done that with anyone, why start now?

Hosea is also pretty quick to suss things out. I mean, come on, this is the man who’s raised Arthur, who’s seen him go through romances and heart break over the years, who knows exactly what he’s like. OH HE KNOWS!

Abigail may discuss the news with John. John being an oblivious fuck is like ‘Naaah, they just like each other as friends, they don’t fancy each other!’

But when he’s out on a job with you and Arthur, and dealing with Arthur’s constant sarcastic quips, but you get nothing but praise and soft smiles from Arthur, John finally admits to Abigail that something might be going on.

By this point, Abigail rolls her eyes, as most of the camp has caught wind of it!

Susan had caught you both in an embrace. You had insisted you were just checking Arthur for injuries; she points out it’s a funny way to check someone for injuries but leaves you to it.

During one drunken evening, Arthur had pulled you onto his lap, while Karen and Sean had been there. He insists that you had obviously stumbled and fallen onto his lap. They make a big show about Karen “stumbling” and “falling” onto Sean’s lap in turn.

Lenny raises his eyebrows when he catches Arthur holding your hand outside camp. Arthur says you had a splinter in your hand and he was just getting it out. Lenny hides his grin and says he’ll see you both later when he’s done with guard duty.

When you both do “officially” reveal your relationship, you may as well both be commenting that the weather’s good or that Arthur likes his horse. No one is surprised, most of them end up laughing that you two are shocked that they aren’t. After all, you were hiding your relationship SO WELL!

[manifestoonmoralmanlove]

What will be in my bag? Pre-ordered Manga. Straight and Lez edition.

Here’s a list of English-released manga I’ve currently got on pre-order, and manga series I ordered before but won’t be continuing with the series.

As a note: Some of these titles have been released but I have not received them yet due to a issues with covid backlog effected how things are released.  I personally find that if you pre-order it tends to get you manga quicker.  It seems there is more pressure to keep up with the new release schedule than chip away at the backlog.

I’m starting with the stuff I’ve already read some of and confirmed enjoyment, then stuff I’m shooting in the dark for, and finally series I have tried recently and have discontinued.

Heteros

My Androgynous Boyfriend

Story & Art by: Tamekou      Publisher: Seven Seas

It is rare for straight shit to end up in my library but My Androgynous boyfriend is an exception that will surprise no-one since it’s pretty queer adjacent.  This story is mostly a couple being lovey-dovey between jokes about sexuality and gender but (so far) isn’t problematic at all.  The female lead is quite enjoyable as she’s well-balanced and has agency throughout. There’s even ace representation! It’s very low-stakes, wholesome, and sweet so far. (Volume 3 is set to release in November.)

My Excitement Level: The gentle about to sink into a bubble bath variety

Yuri/Lesbian

Even Though We’re Adults

Story & Art by: Takako Shimura  Publisher: Seven Seas

Takako is also the creator of Sweet Blue Flowers and Wandering son.  I have dipped by toe in to both those series.  I overall find their writing kinda meandering and tepid (might just be me) but technically pretty solid.  I am hopeful for this series since it features adults....if the title didn’t make it obvious.  I was intrigued by the one character being married but the man finding out about the affair quickly and reacting more realistically and interestingly than the average male love interest in a Yuri.  I also found myself relating at bit to Akari’s angst about being unlucky with relationships with women.  I also do enjoy the artwork! This one is the most likely of my followed series to be dropped at some point. (Volume 2 of this manga was set to release in June this year.)

My Excitement Level: Cautious Optimism

For more click the jump!

Kase-san and Yamada

Story & Art by: Hiromi Takashima  Publisher: Seven Seas

This is a series I keep going back to.  While it is the very typical low-stakes bubbly, cutesy School age Yuri...it is a very good version of that.  Just warm bubble bath vibes. (Volume 7 is set to release in February of next year.  I think it was originally supposed to be released this May but was bumped back.)

My Excitement Level: The gentle about to sink into a bubble bath variety

NOW ONTO THE SERIES I HAVEN’T READ BUT I’M TAKING A CHANCE ON!

Adachi and Shimaura

Art: Moke Yuzuhara Story: Hitoma Iruma  Publisher: Yen Press

This, as I understand it, is a slow-burn romance about two delinquent girls.  I have heard good things about the novel and the anime series!  However I prefer manga to novels and don’t have a funimation account so I went to snag it in manga form. (Volume 1 was set to release in February this year and 2 in September)

My Excitement Level: Cautious Optimism

The Girl I want is so handsome!

Story & Art by:Yuama     Publisher: Seven Seas

The premise is a young lady has a crush on a handsome older girl who’s oblivious to her advances.  When she tries to confess she instead gets roped into being the club manager of the basketball team that her crush is a part of.  So it feels like it may end up cycling through 2 jokes and be so deep in the stereotypical manga bullshit you can easily-predict its beats volumes in advance. HOWEVER that is also a premise that is similar to Monthly Girls' Nozaki-kun which is legitimately a hilarious series. Also I fucking love butch/stud/masc-presenting women/AFAB people.  So I’m willing to risk “The same Anime bullshit” for good jokes and a cute lezzy romance with a beautiful butch.  (Volume 1 is set to release of December of this year.)

My Excitement Level: Pretty nervous actually.  I hope it works out!

Monologue Woven for You

Story & Art by: Syu Yasaka     Publisher: Seven Seas

A woman gives up on a career in theater gets tangled in a relationship with a woman passionately pursuing theater.  Since it is set between college age women, and appears to be about more personal and mature themes I am interested. (Volume 1 I BELIEVE is supposed to be released in February of next year.)

My Excitement Level: Cautious Optimism

Mizuno and Chayama (No page yet so far as I can tell.)

Story & Art by: Yuhta Nishio     Publisher: Yen Press

Two daughters of feuding families meet in secret.  This is by the same author of After Hours.  I read a bit of After Hours and found it fine but boring since it seemed without conflict.  Conflict doesn’t seem to be in short supply with a story like this!  While I enjoy the sugary-sweet high school lesbian romances...those are not in short-supply. So I am always hungry for something darker, meatier, more mature. (Volume 1 is set to release next February) 

My Excitement Level: Cautious Optimism

5 Seconds Before The Witch Falls In Love

Story & Art by:  Zeniko Sumiya     Publisher: Seven Seas

It appears to be a playful fantasy about a Witch and Witch-hunter who’s antagonism turns romantic.  This may end up one note and stupid...but I’m always hear for queer romances set in high-fantasy and I haven’t read a Yuri where rivals turns to lovers. (Volume 1 is set to release next February)  

My Excitement Level: Low-key

Catch These Hands! (No page yet so far as I can tell.)

Story & Art by: Murata     Publisher: Yen Press 

A former delinquent runs into her high school rival.  After losing a fight to her she agrees to her terms...her terms being to go out on a date with her.  I mean the title alone makes me want to pick it up!  It may run afoul of bad anime humor, but I’m hoping with the fact that it’s full of gay adult delinquents that it’ll be a little different.  (Volume 1 is set to release next February)  

My Excitement Level: Medium-key

Series I have discontinued:

I’m in love with the Villainess

Art by: Aonoshimo  Story by:  Inori   Publisher: Seven Seas

A woman gets reborn into her favorite Otome game but she wants to romance the villiain!  I had heard a ton of great things about the novel but I picked up the manga version. (If the novel is totally different I can’t speak to it.)  For me, the writing is ham-handed, the jokes flop 90% of the time, and the fact the lead’s only personality trait seems to be ~obsessed with a bully~ really dampens this title.  Her advances are so aggressive and unwanted I honestly started feeling bad for a spoiled rich bully.  I will say it’s saving grace is the fact that the lead is masochistically into the villainess’ tsundere abusiveness. For me I hate tsundere romances if framed like, “I like you DESPITE your insults.” It is only tolerable if it’s instead, “I like you cause you tell it like it is. I’m a dirty little pig. Please step on this bad little piggy!”

Our Teachers are Dating

Story & Art by: Pikachi Ohi      Publisher: Seven Seas

Well one reason I stopped the series is that cover you see up there.  The sex in this series is fade to black but FOR SOME REASON the 3rd cover has them both butt naked.  But on a less superficial note, the story is about two teachers who start dating.  And while cute at points, I was just underwhelmed.  I think a part of it, is the fact that this behaves like a stereotypical high school romance...and while set in a high school...these are grown ass women not 15 year olds.  So I have less patience with the, “Gosh when will I get to kiss my girlfriend?” bullshit.  I mean, I would hesitate to call it bad...but it’s just not a good version of it’s brand of bullshit.

Breath of Flowers

Story & Art by: Caly                       Publisher: Tokyopop

Absolute train-wreck, this is hands down the worst Yuri I have ever bought.  The story is nonsensical and all over the place.  There is a love rival who’s trying to break the two of them up so she can get with Gwyn...but then switches mid-gear to put in a lot of effort to bring them together intentionally...but she also still wants to hook up with Gwyn...it’s very ????????????  The main conflict of Gwyn is hiding their gender so they can play basketball on the boy’s team (not well explained) is built up hugely and resolved with a hand flick.  There is a melodramatic moment where a school nurse says more or less, “GIVE IT UP YOU’LL NEVER BE A BOY!” And it’s like “OH SHIT! The fact that Gwyn is on the basketball team is cause he’s a transboy trying to live life as a boy! Oh gosh it makes so much more sense now!”  But the author seems to not even know that trans people exist cause the story bumbles along as if that scene never happened.  The closest we get is at the end Gwyn is like, “Look I’m learning to do make-up on myself to make you happy lawl!” Which is I GUESS supposed to be, “NO NO DON’T WORRY ALL OF GWYN’S GENDER STUFF WAS JUST THERE TO MAKE THE MAIN CHARACTER SEXUALLY CONFUSED WHEN SHE DISCOVERS GWYN’S TRUE GENDER!  HER TRUE GENDER IS 100% CIS WOMAN CAUSE SHE DID MAKE-UP ONCE! IT’S FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!” Like whaaaaaaaaat?  And it ends on a very random scene which doesn’t really fit in with the rest of the story.  Ugh just very bad do not interact!

A White Rose in Bloom

Story & Art by: Asumiko Nakamura    Publisher: Seven Seas

At an all girls catholic school a young woman falls for a mysterious foreign student.  I grabbed this cause it’s gay and I overall like Asumiko Nakamura’s work (she also does Doukyusei, double mints, and others.)  However I was just not grabbed with this title.  I just felt like I wasn’t getting what was making the MC pants on head obsessed with Steph.  Also the lead’s mother tells her that she’s getting divorced and therefore will no longer have money to pay for the university and she’s framed like a super bad person for this.  Like I get why the MC (a teenager) would think that something like that is THE END OF THE WORLD! But I remember them really framing the mom like a selfish bitch for this...when like...it’s well established that her mom and dad’s relationship has been toxic for YEARS and that they TRIED SO HARD to fix it.  OH WELL!  This might be good but it just didn’t grab me in the 1st volume.

I’ll make a post on the BL titles later! Take care and Stay Rotten!

[serceleste]

hamilton thoughts part 3

Part 3 of stuff I love and/or was thinking about!

The tablecloth trick in The Room Where It Happens!!! It’s so sick. I showed my little brother a gif because he hasn’t watched it yet and he was amazed.

Also I love the “click boom”s, and the way Leslie finishes it. His energy during that whole number is perfection.

Shout-out to the way Lin moves during “wait for it, wait for it, wait”.

At the beginning of The Election of 1800, when Jefferson is all “can we get back to politics”, Madison is crying, omg.

I love Burr’s fist pump thing when he’s campaigning and the dude is like “you could grab a beer with him”. 

The chaos in Non-Stop, and the way it all comes together at the end, “history has its eyes on you, I am not throwing away my shot, I am Alexander Hamilton, Hamilton, just you wait -  I am not throwing away my shot!” I have so much love. The way essentially everyone in the cast is singing their own separate part at the same time takes so much skill, seriously, respect.

Philip’s poem and Eliza beat-boxing is so funny actually watching it. Also the way he hugs Hamilton and runs off with his hands up.

The rotating stage!!!

And the moving staircase!

“When you knock me down I get the fuck back up again!” :D I sing it so loud in my car, lmao.

Also “southern motherfucking democratic republicans!”

Burr’s delayed reaction in the choreo for that is amazing, the way it showcases that he’s always, well, in his own words, waiting to see which way the wind will blow.

I’m glad if Lin could only keep one fuck in the film that he kept the one he did (“that was my wife you decided to - fuuuuuuuuuuu-”) because it’s so fucking funny, but yeah, I sing the others so loud with the soundtrack, lol.

I love Burn so goddamn much. Phillipa fills it with so much anger and loss and just pure FEELING.

I also love watching That Would Be Enough because you can literally see Hamilton falling in love with Eliza. Not just affection and appreciation for her status, but LOVE, the way he clearly never accepts that it IS enough just to be alive with her and their children, but that he believes it’s enough for her, that HE is enough for her. It’s so beautiful.

And I love that the musical ends with Eliza, with Eliza telling Hamilton’s story and making use of her time and doing what she thinks he would have wanted, but that she’s telling her own story, and what she did, and that it’s their story. It’s like through celebrating her husband she gets her own moment, and she deserves to be celebrated for all she did, too.

Lin’s cocky grin as he declares “that’s true!” about the tomcat gives me life.

His “oh shit” when Burr says his mistress is married to a British officer! It kills me.

Every time Jefferson goes “whaaaaaaaaat” or “say what”. <3

I love Hamilton and Burr’s entire relationship, that they’re never quite on the same page at the same time as to whether they’re friends and what they mean for each other and to each other, but that they’re definitely tied together. “We keep meeting,” indeed.

And there’s so many great little moments of them being easy together, like in The Story of Tonight (Reprise), or the start of The Room Where It Happens. Plus the idea that they don’t quite seem to agree when things are personal and when they aren’t, in the way that Hamilton is so offended when Burr ousts Philip Schuyler, or Burr thinking Hamilton endorsing Jefferson was the ultimate stab in the back.

Speaking of The Story of Tonight (Reprise), I love all of it, from the revolutionaries thrusting their hips at Hamilton to Hercules’ kissy face to Burr. <3

Also in the original The Story of Tonight, IIRC Hamilton and Laurens go off with their arms around each other after the others have left. <333

Shout out to all the lingering looks and touches Hamilton and Laurens share while I’m thinking about it!

Guns and Ships!!! LAFAYETTE!!!

There are so many neat things done with repeating lyrics, I get shivers, tbh.

I mean, Hamilton’s whole thing with “I am not throwing away my shot” and how it’s essentially his guiding force in life, and then in the end HE THROWS AWAY HIS SHOT. HE CHOOSES TO AIM AT THE SKY INSTEAD OF AT BURR AND MAYBE THAT WILL BE HIS LEGACY. I fucking love this musical.

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[its-a-babey]

so we watched hamilton tonight

....here’s how it went:

-awesome...wOw!!

thomas Jefferson 

Like

Him

Everything about him

All his little “whAaAaaAAaAt...??”s

They really liked him

As well as king George

They loved king George

His songs are so much better when you actually see them

Like

AHHHHH

just

Everything is a whole lot better when you actually see it 

They laughed at “everything’s legal in new jersey”

my sister and I looking at each other then laughing everytime Laurens and Hamilton had an Intense Gay StareTM

Which was a lot

They also laughed at the thirty year old going on 7

But the things we cried at

Oh shit here we go

So I usually only will cry at Laurens interlude, and nothing else

But this time

Obviously every one of us cried at Laurens interlude

(Even my dad, but if you ask him he will deny it)

But we also cried at Phillips death

Which is something I never cry at

Ever

But I guess seeing it happen on stage, with more emotion and with facial expressions makes it worse

It’s quiet uptown

Something I also usually don’t cry at but did this time

From when burr shot Hamilton, to the gasp at the very end

There was tears

Everywhere

But i usually don’t cry at it

So it was weird

But it also felt good to cry and get it all out so I guess it was fine in the end

My mom notice something

(Keep in mind that my mom ships lams. Like hardcore. I was once explaining the Reynolds pamphlet and the letters Mariah and Alex sent each other, and burn and how he sent Eliza letters and shit, and she goes, “I bet they’re aren’t the only ones he sent letters to. Laurens, if you know what I mean... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)” and I sat there like (°o°)

But anyways

In take a break

When Alex is writing shit and Eliza comes in

He hides the paper

When she pointed this out she looked right at me like “you know exactly what that paper was”

And it took me a second 

But then I realized

It was a letter to John fucking Laurens 

They also laughed at farmer refuted

It’s a lot better actually seeing them then just hearing them

Because sea bury is there like pushing Hamilton away like “bitch no. Stop it. This is my thing”

And Hamilton’s like “no you suck and ima tell you just how much you suck”

And it’s just great

Uhh yeah

Gonna add more probably

Cuz I know theres more

I just can’t remember off the top of my head

[klanced]

Hey!! Your literally doing gods work with this re write!! Don’t over exert yourself and take time if you need it okay!! ❤️💙❤️

I’m sooooo frustrated with myself right now because I set a time goal and I HONESTLY thought I was going to make it but now… I don’t even think I’ll be able to post Chapter 2 until tomorrow/later today ;-; I had the rough outline done and I was like “Swag this’ll be easy” but now I’m at forty pages and only halfway through the chapter…………………. Bro what am I DOING.

Anyway take my excerpts so you all can at least have like. A taste.

KEITH: … What do you want.

LANCE: I’m sorry.

[Startled, Keith finally turns to look at him.]

KEITH: What?

LANCE, grimacing: Back at the shack. I didn’t know Shiro didn’t know. Or- I wasn’t thinking, I guess. Me and my big mouth. I didn’t mean for- 

KEITH: It’s not your fault. I should’ve told him sooner. 

LANCE: Truth finds a way.

KEITH: Ha. Yeah. I knew putting it off would blow up in my face, but I just… 

LANCE: Didn’t want to disappoint him?

KEITH: You guys heard everything, didn’t you. 

LANCE: Whaaaaaaaaat? Heard what? (Keith gives him a flat look.) Okay, okay, yeah. You guys were shouting, it was kind of hard not to.

KEITH: Ugh…

[He glumly stares at the wall. Lance hesitates before plunging onward.]

LANCE: If it helps, I don’t think he’s mad mad. Just… caught off-guard. Older siblings overreact like it’s their job, y’know?

KEITH: He didn’t even ask what happened. Or let me explain, or- or anything. Just, straight to the Lecture Zone. Like I’m some stupid little kid. … And I didn’t even drop out. I was expelled.

LANCE: I… I didn’t know.

KEITH: Well. Now you do.

LANCE: Maybe you should tell him?

KEITH: What difference would it make? I’m a fuck-up either way. 

—————————-

SHIRO: Alright. I’ll go out first; on my signal, you four-

[There’s an explosion of chatter. Simultaneously-]

HUNK: By yourself? Are you crazy?!PIDGE: You have no idea what’s out there-KEITH: Over my dead body.LANCE: Noope, nuh uh, no way man!

HUNK: We literally just escaped from some bad guys, and now you want us to split up?

LANCE: Like zoinks, Scoob.

KEITH: You said we were a team, right? That means where you go, we go.

SHIRO: Alright, alright! (smiles) Go team.

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ALLURA: Father! Oh, father.

[Allura’s eyes begin to well with tears.]

[Alfor instinctively reaches out to wipe her tears away- and halts, only a hair’s breadth away from her cheek, as his holographic form flickers. Like an echo.]

[Allura wipes her eyes.]

ALFOR: Allura, my beloved daughter. You have no idea how good it is to see your face again.

ALLURA: Father, I- I’m so lost. I’m so frightened. An hour ago, we were together- you were right here, I was touching you- And now, now you and 10,000 years are gone. Everyone is gone. Every thing is… I don’t know what to do.

ALFOR: Oh, Allura… I would do anything to take this burden from you. You have no idea how sorry I am.

ALLURA: Father?

ALFOR: I am sorry, Allura. I had my life, and I wasted my chances. I have left you this war. I have left you. I failed you, as both a Father and King. And now you are paying the price for my mistakes.

ALLURA: Zarkon is to blame, not you!

[Alfor cups his daughter’s face to the best of his ability.]

[Allura leans into the illusion.]

ALFOR, tenderly: You waste your kindness on a ghost. Forgive the living, if you can…

[His hand fizzles out of existence before reforming at his side.]

ALFOR: … But leave me my burdens.

[beblake]

EPISODE 12 AAAAHHHH

OKAY SO WOW, HEART ATTACK FROM THAT LAST EPISODE

i was really worried that phil just went back for his mama alone and that they’d have to go save him and risk the plan, but i guess they’re leaving the 4 and under behind huh.... god that’s so painful but i understand..... that hug phil gave mama i’m cryinggg

ray is so shook i love him

can i just say i’m so proud of emma, gilda, and don for fucking carrying so much of this these past two months god i’m so proud

it’s so heartbreaking!!! having to think about these things!!!!!! emma is so sad talking about this she still wants to save them emma!!!!!!!!!

gilda makes a lot of good points too, i was wondering when someone would address the other plants

WHAT’S UP WITH THE PEN IS IT JUST A MOMENTO FROM NORMAN AND KRONE OR LIKE.... LIKE IS THERE MORE THAN JUST SENTIMENTAL SYMBOLISM HERE. WHAT’S UP WITH THE PEN

OH WHAT SHE DID TALK TO PHIL? HUH?

PHIL IS SO SMART WHAT?????? HE’S 4????? I THOUGHT HE’D NOTICE A FEW CLUES BUT NOT THIS MANY. HE THOUGHT ABOUT THE HARVEST ?????? AND ALSO RAY’S DRAWERS AND EMMA BEING SCARED OF MOM!!! HE’S 4 BUT HE’S SO SMART!!!

when i was four i don’t think i even knew the word harvest. bruh.

AW PHIL NO DON’T CRY

OKAY GAME PLAN, PHIL KNOWS THE TRUTH AND HE’S BASICALLY THE NEXT RAY, HE’S GONNA HELP SAVE EVERYONE IN A YEAR OR TWO FROM NOW AND EMMA WILL COME BACK

PHIL YOU’RE SO BRAVEEEEEEE

TWO YEARS BITCHES. 14 YEAR OLD EMMA AND CREW COMING BACK WITH MIDDLE SCHOOL WRATH

WAIT WHAAAAAAAAAT? IS PHIL ACTUALLY RATTING THEM OUT? THERE’S NO WAY

OH GOOD IT’S JUST THE FOUR YEAR OLDS OKAY

OH FUCK IT’S ISABELLA’S NUMBER AND SHE’S CALLING BACKUP FUCK FUCK FUCK

THE ALARM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THEY’RE GOING TO GO GET THEM OH FUCK OH NO 

DON’T YOU DARE SAY YOU CAN KILL THE ONES THAT AREN’T HIGH QUALITY FUCK YOU UGLY ASS DEMONS DON’T HURT A HAIR ON ANY OF THEIR HEADS OR I’M COMING INTO THIS ANIME AND BEATING YOUR ASSES

I’M POSITIVE ISABELLA HAS A FUCKED UP BACKSTORY BUT FUCK HER RIGHT NOW 

OH???? THEY’RE NOT GOING THROUGH THE BRIDGE?

NORMAN YOU’RE SO SMART AND I MISS YOU EVERYDAY!!!!!

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD LET THIS GO OKAY. AND I’M SO IMPRESSED BY THEIR TRAINING!!!!!!!!!!!!

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT MADE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ZIPLINE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EVEN BOTTLE ROCKETS I LOVE THEM SO FUCKING MUCH, THEY’VE TRAINED SO HARD FOR THIS

STOP BEING SHOOK RAY IT’S TIME TO GO, GIVE EMMA A HUG

HALLUCINATION NORMAN STOP SHOWING UP AND MAKING ME CRY

ray..... please hug emma.... you’ve gone through so much.... you all have.... please...... you don’t have to give up ray......

oh sweetie whose name i don’t know, it’s okay to be scared, but it’s game time and you have to go right now.... baby please don’t cry.... piggyback it, it’s okay

YEAH RAY FUCK YEAH!!!!!!! CARRY JEMIMA!!!!!! OPEN YOUR HEART!

oh wow no way so isabella really was that girl from before who escaped on her own.... f

NO WAIT DON’T YOU FUCKING CATCH UP TO HER LEAVE EMMA ALONE NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO EMMA PLEASE JUMP I LOVE YOUR BADASS STARE DOWN BUT GO!!!

oh this is so fucking devastating. emma i’m so proud of you but oh my god this is sad. and i do feel bad for isabella. i think she does love them in her own very fucked up way. it’s just... the cycle..... 

EMMA MADE IT THANK GOD.

she undid her hair? wow it’s fucking long. 

oh sad memories man...... wow............... wow it already hurts..... i do pity isabella a great deal, probably more now than i ever did in previous episodes because shit dude..... her friend leslie is dead. god. this sucks.

UGH REST IN PEACE LESLIE I’M SO SORRY THIS HAPPENED TO YOU AND TO ISABELLA, I’M SO PISSED AT HER BUT I FEEL SO BAD FOR HER TOO YOU KNOW

dude every time i see the mom-school i feel sick like that’s so fucked up. the farm itself is so fucked up. this show is fucked

OH FUCK THAT’S RIGHT I FORGOT KRONE SAID THEY MAKE YOU HAVE A BABY FUUUUUUUCK THIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSS. PLEASE KILL THE FUCKING DEMONS OH MY GODDDD. DOES THE BABY GO TO A RANDOM FARM OR SOMETHING

OH NOOOOO IT’S RAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I HAD A HUNCH FROM THE FIRST EPISODE WHEN THEIR HAIR WAS THE SAME COLOR THAT HE’D BE HER ACTUAL KID AND ALSO BECAUSE HE HAD MORE RESPONSIBILITIES THAN THE OTHER KIDS I THOUGHT “OH IS HE HER BIO KID OR SMTH” AND THEN I DIDN’T THINK OF IT AGAIN

OH FUCK HE REMEMBERS STUFF FROM THE WOMB HE MENTIONED THAT AND NOW HE’S HUMMING THE LULLABY I HATE THIS SHOW. AND IT WAS LESLIE’S SONG THIS WHOLE TIME!!!

FUCK DO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT RAY FUCKING KNEW?????????? HE KNEW????? THIS IS HELL!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

isabella.... you broke emma’s leg... you hurt these kids a ton.... you had krone killed..... and i still resent you for a shit ton.... but fuck if i don’t feel so fucking sorry for you.... i always knew you had a shit backstory somewhere in there but jesus...... i’m so sorry isabella.......

OH HUH? IS COVERING THEIR TRACKS FOR THEM? HUH????????

THANKS FOR THE LAST SECOND HELP MOM. 

GOD I WISH NORMAN WERE HERE.

GOOD LUCK KIDS I LOVE YOU ALL!!!

[maniacal-green-notebook]

This is a text conversation, that actually happened, as Newsie characters

Race: I’m a confused, scared, and lost turtle

Race: All alome

Race: Trudgin’ along

Albert: What are you still confused about

Race: Life man

Albert: Same dude

Davey: Wow

Race: WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY “THE 8TH” 8PM? 8TH OF SOME MONTH? THE 8TH OF EVERY DING DONG THE CLOCK DOES AFTER ITS A NEW HOUR CAUSE CLOCKS ARE ANNOYING AS FUCK? WHAAAAAAAAAT

Davey: The 8th grade dance

Race: Oooooooh

Race: Shit man

Race: Should told me earlier

Albert: Not that hard lmao

Race: Woulda helped

Albert: Oh Race

Race: I WAS CONVINCED YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT 8 PM

Race: DON’T “NOT THAT HARD” ME

Albert: TO LATE

Race: I’LL FITE

Albert: Fite me bro

Race: Nah bro

Race: You’re too amazing for that

Albert: Cue awwww sound affects

Albert: *emotional bro hug

Davey: This is a treasure to witness

Race: *reciprocated emotional bro hug*

Albert: A chorus of yeets commences

Davey: *attpmenting to join the emotional bro hug*

Race: Besides I have to deal with someone before I can start even thinking about harming my friends

Davey: Wtf did I do to “attempting”?

Race: *let’s you join because we love and except all in this emotional bro hug*

Race: This is getting interesting

Davey: Indeed

Race: I’m invested in my own life story now

Race: Who’s gonna join the hug next

Albert: *inclusive bro hug intensifies*

Race: Will someone say something to excommunicated?

Albert: one of us

Albert: One of us

Albert: ONE OF US

Davey: OOONNEEE OOOFFF UUUSSS 

Race: *inclusive bro hug intensifies even more due to all of the acceptance and love shared throughout the group*

Race: Oh ummm

Davey: *emotional bro hug INTENSIFIES*

Race: OOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEE OOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSS

Davey: We need to be more chill

Davey: :)

Race: *bro hug intensifies so much it shoots into space*

Albert: No

Albert: But YESS

Race: *Davey was pushed into space and excommunicated from the intense rocketship bro hug*

Albert: Oh no

Race: CHRISSSSSSSTIIIIIIIIIINNNNNEEEEE

Davey *freezes*

Davey: *and suffocates*

Race: *Race and Albert cry at the loss of their once alive bro*

Albert: Did we just write a play

Davey: KKKHHHAAANNN

Davey: sorry

Race: Yes

Race: Yes

Race: We did

Davey: I’ll type up a script

Race: I ain’t even made at it

Albert: YESSS

Race: It’s some good shit

Race: With love and acceptance with a touch of death and angst in there

Albert: TONYS 2019 WE’RE COMING

Race: HELL YEAH

Race: MMMMMMMMMMMMM

Race: BBBBBBRRRRRRUUUUH

Race: I apologize

Albert: Please document this ya’ll

Davey: Seriously, I’m making a script

Davey: Trying

Albert: Please do

Race: A make sure you’re yeeted out of the bro hug

Race: Not just pushed

Albert: Correct

Race: I now realize my typos

Davey: It’s now a national treasure

Race: Good Fucking storh

Race: *story

Race: I stan one brotastic story of the century

Albert: Shakespeare's wig has flown off

Race: And landed in the depths of hell

Davey: RIP Shakespeare's wig

I’m sorry, but the world must see this.

@therealcroissant96000  we see you

You know who it be

Join us

[neon-lights-stardust-nights]

🌈💖💫 for whoever you want.

I had to kinda squint at my ships for a while, before saying "fuck it" and putting a handful on a wheel to get the ones I'm comparing/contrasting for this. That said, the wheel decided that we'd be doing Moon Knight and 2BDAMNED for this one!

🌈 How do different muses think of the same partner?

That's unironically a very good question for them, since the S/Is are similar enough that you could call them different iterations of themselves. (I dunno, sometimes the traits of mine that I exaggerate or leave out depends on the series?) F94G VS Amalg with their respective partners...

F94G and 2BDAMNED. I think 2BDAMNED is weirdly more internally affectionate than Moon Knight is with Amalg? I think 2BDAMNED comes across like a cat or a raven kinda. He brings faer "shiny things" (things he remembers faer name dropping a year ago as things fae enjoys) and preforms more small gestures that have that "oh, he cares" vibe to them. 2BDAMNED is intricately aware of "oh, that look means you need space" and "that sight means you've been having a rough day." His calculating nature has ironically made him a wonderful partner, because he's studied F94G just as intensely as any science project.

Moon Knight, conversely, doesn't entirely know what to do with Amalg. He's very used to socializing with people who are more capable at it, and despite his tendencies, he's still a Marvel comic character. He can at least "emote properly" and shit. (Whatever emoting properly means, fellow neurodivergents who don't know how to emote say WHAAAAAAAAAT?) This leads to more fumbling between them, especially since Amalg doesn't really attempt to bridge that gap exactly? Less that Amalg refuses to communicate, and more that fae doesn't really try to emote better. Amalg is perfectly happy this way, and fae will clarify on how fae feels at any given moment, but it takes Moon Knight (or any of his other alters) making the effort to ASK when they're confused. Moon Knight ends up viewing Amalg as something more alien than 2BDAMNED ends up viewing F94G because of that. He loves Amalg, he just... Has no idea what to DO with Amalg at any given moment.

💖How did their first impressions go down? What initially attracted them to their crush/partner?

2BDAMNED honestly wrote F94G off at first! As interesting as a new breed (literally) of soldier created by The Auditor And Crew was? Fae seemed pretty fragile. If they were trying to make soldiers who fought longer, not harder, fae didn't really seem the ticket for it. F94G could move at Sonic the Hedgehog speeds, sure, but fae was entirely a glass canon. It wasn't until he had to actual speak to faer more regularly while helping faer hide from The Auditor that he began to get to know faer, and by proxy, took an interest. After he saw faer rip off the half-mask and get engulfed in black flames for the first time, he decidedly wanted faer as a science experiment. Romance was the sort of thing he fumbled his way into from there.

Moon Knight and Amalg, conversely, had a very different first meeting (as well as a first "yeah, I'd kiss that.") Amalg was the one to get interested first, pursuing Moon Knight more than Moon Knight pursued Amalg. He kind of assumed at first that (since Amalg can fuse with people and utilize their powers while fused) fae was here to get a test ride on him (and subsequently kept reminding faer he wasn't exactly very super.) Worst case, he wondered if fae was going to kill him, since fae could CONSUME the people fae fused with (though fae'd only done it once as known to any public form.) It was Amalg's persistence though that got him to reel back some, since Amalg at that point clearly understood his humanity. Amalg didn't even seem interested in fusing together with him, more interested in HIM as a PERSON. That was when he learned weird monsters could be sweeties.

💫 Which ship happens faster? Why?

Honestly, I think Moon Knight and Amalg. 2BDAMNED and F94G had way more push and pull. F94G being an experiment was way more hesitant to be with someone clearly studying faer from all angles. It doesn't help that 2BDAMNED could be a bit of a little shit. During blow ups or episodes of anger, going as far to openly predict things fae was thinking of doing and such to show off how much he's managed to dissect faer in a limited span of time. They had a much slower burn than just... Local Creature Who Can Fuse With Others Falls For Human, More At Eleven.

[blood-red-lion]

Not that anyone really needs more of thissss BUUUUT it’s my blog so I’m’a do what I want. Read more for what is basically my “live blogging” season five starting with episode 2.

What the fuck is he using What the fuck is he— That looks like a BAYARD bro—

Ooooh my goooood he’s using his fathers weapon. How the fuck did we see Lotor use it before we saw Shiro use it lmaooooo

Yoooo ya’ll fuckers I love my space Legolas okay he’s a babe and he did his best and look at what he managed to do saving your asses THANKS.

Allura trying to make him feel better oMg

“Look, Prince Lotor, just hanging out on the bridge.” “That’s a thing that happens.”

“Lance this is not your call.” OUCH. Shush up. YOOOO SHIRO BACK THE FUCK UP.

—-YOOOOOO HOW IS HAGGAR WATCHING THIS SHIT——

And omg they’re trying to kill her fuck fuck nah she’s waking up guys let the crazy witch chill.

Ahhhhh my beautiful lovely lady generals. I love all of them. The little traitors... Is Haggar taking them in— yes she is ohhhhh my gosh. Also can we talk about how Acxa was sitting causeeeee.... lol.

Iron will to match his iron fist.... -stares at Haggar- WHAT THE FUCK IS KURON STAGE FOUR MOTHER FUCKERS.

I mean Allura is being generally nice and tolerant of Lotor like... it’s cute she’s grown so much. She’s apprehensive, fair, but she’s trying. I love her.

I’m LAUGHING that line was said by A GENERIC GENERAL?!?? Lmaoooooo. Ya’ll fuckers.

WHERE IS SHIRO

WTF

ALRIGHT GUYS

YOOOOOOOO

OMG SHIT IS— SHIT SHIIIIITTTTT

LANCE BABY ITS GONNA BE UP TO YOU ahhhh my heart guys my heart

YOOOO HE PUNCHED THAT THING INTO NONEXISTENCE ahhh my baby I can’t. Give him his boyfriend /someone/ should cuddle him.

If I don’t see Keith soon I’m gonna flip a table tho ngl.

Also yooooo Earth finally being in on the loop.

And UHM. Yeh no Lance knows. He deeeeefinitely knows. He HAS to know.

I’m FUCK INF LAUGHING HE WAS LITERALLY SHOT INTO SPACE DUDE HOW IS HE STILL AROUND

okay yeah the iron fist thing makes sense now lmao.

Fucken stupid.

-dead- WHERE IS MY SON THO?!???

OH LOOK THERE HE IS. Tiny child with his off color fanny pack.

LOTORS LITTLE SURPRISED FACE “oh-! May I, princess???” Like this babe— ahhh I love him. Soft eyes lotor is my FAVORITE thing.

Pidge: “he definitely color codes.” Omg.

Also... does lotor not realize Haggar is honerva...??? ......babies......

LOOK AT HIM HE’S SO SOFT??! I mean that was WEIRD but ahhhhhhh

Yooo Sen looks like he’s been through some SHIT.

Also that one hacker galra like “we should /not/ let them do the thing.” Clearly speaking sense I mean they’re all shitty but /clearly/ speaking sense.

YOOOO SAM JUST SAID THAT. Sam JUSTTTTT said that. Punk is such a funny thing.

Yo did Shiro like. Take a joy ride with Lotor what is this. This is not the ship I wanted. Get away from me.

Bet. He fucking did.

Keith’s fucken concern.  Jesus.

Ya know by the rules of succession, lotor killed his dad, he was next in line, like— why should he have to fight for this, he literally has both and only legitimate claims.

“I return the black lion to the galra.” Yo what.

BRO HAGGAR FUCK OFF WITH THAT HALF BREED BULLSHIT.

Yo Keith almost sounded concerned for Lo too like ngl I’m gonna cling to that.

Keith trying to turn off all the bombs baby honestly just go tell them to skedaddle or something shit lmao Ya’ll bombed sacred ground. Annnnnnd Lotor is alone. Fack. Please protect my purple space Legolas.

WAIT THEY WERE TOGETHER SENDAK FUCK OFF

ACXA REALLY JUST DID THAT.

BRO EITHER SHES HIS MOM OR HIS SISTER THAT’S IT ITS OVER ITS DONE SHE IS DEFINITELY /ACTIVELY/ PROTECTING HIM

Also. Seriously. Like. How are they supposed to pick a new ruler now? The point is for lotor to take the throne and ya know— stabilize the galra guys. Ahhhh...

More Keith plz.

Look at lotor. Still fucken finishing it. Looks so annoyed. My boy.

Ilovehim.

Archivist don’t give a fuck that his emperor is a half breed fuck all y’all.

Is that the end tho is that the end of his time in the castle ship cause I really enjoyed how he and Allura talked like please—

OH messages for their families. Yo that’s important. Lance’s—-FAMILY HAS NAMES. MARCO. LUIS. VERONICA. NAMESSSSSS.

“There is a lot of space dust in here.” “ITS FILTHY.”

KROLIA LOOKS LIKE KEITH. SHE LOOKS LIKE KEITH SHE LOOKS LIKE KEITH. Whaaaaaaaaat the fuckkkkk.

LOTOR oNGHGG “Thank you for coming my friends!” BABY. Changing banners and looking all— Ahhhhhhhh I love him. Soft baby. SOFTTTT baby. Just letting them do what they want. Lil smiles. Ahhhhhhh!!!!!! “Come princess.”

WHAT IS FUN. Omg. Okay this makes sense now.

I want lotor to walk in and for pidge to have to explain they broke one of his sentries for shits and giggles

Blending too much keith. Tooooo much blending. (Also I’m still pissed about the last time you were in one of those WHAT the fuck.)

SHE HAS HIS BANGS. THIS IS NO JOKE WTF. Who the hell is Acxa then...?

LOTOR STILL LOOKS SO SOFT GDI

Yoooo is Allura only figuring that out now?? Also can we talk about how proud Lotor is of his mama? Yeh he definitely doesn’t know Haggar is his mama well shit.

These three literally being chased by galra like its a sitcom guys poor things. Th—EY KIDNAPPED THEM AND ARE JOUSTING THEM WTF GUYS— At least they made them popsicles... Omg.

KROLIA FUCKINg— She’s also got Zethrid style hair and it’s cuteeeee af.

I like Lotor being obvious enough that allura can see him get annoyed— Allura just tried that ahhhh baby no he hates haggar.

“Wait a tick!” HIS FACE. MY SON. Hessocuteomg. And soooo into his Altean heritage that’s fucking adorable.

HE RECOGNI—- “I left you once, I’ll never leave you again.” BABY. FUCKING. BABIES.

MEANWHILE LO BEING SOFT AS FUCK WITH ALLURA OMG SEND HELP I CANT BREATHE LOOK AT HIM TRYING AHGODMYHEARTICANT

The fucking droid. Oh my god. “Later paladudes. Weeeeeeeeeee.” This is bullshit.

“You compromised the mission!” “Keith! Shut up and listen to me!”

“I handed them over to it.” WELL. Alrighty then.

Keith gonna have a conversation with her now??? Yup there we go. Keith did you really not get it? Baby is more dense than we thought guys. Everyone go home.

“Perfect place to hide a magical world.” “Perfect place to crash and die.”

“We’re navigating by cave poetry now?”

“Lotor is sending you to your doom!”

“You need to zip it!”

Lotor stands by just :)))))))

Where is Lotor anyway?

OMG OMG OMG OMG BABY BABY BAYBNSUSLAJCKAKKDLQHFLAJDJSKKANFJSLB I’mSCREAMING

OH GOD if he keeps those the galra are nooooot gonna be happy... also white lion legit just /chose/ Lotor guys. He’s so PROUD of himself tho look at him. Ahhh and she looks so cute too.

I don’t think kuron knows he’s kuron. I mean I never did but I’m just gonna voice that now.

Yoooo Acxa still seems loyal to lotor wtf.

LOTOR TALKING ABOUT HIS CHILDHOOD. BABY. BAAAAAAAABY. Look at his pouty face ahhhh omg they’re bonding FACK guys so ngl this was kinda my original ship when I first saw Lotor like I’m dying lmao they’re fucking adorable.

His hair floof <3

I want his markings back yo like I know they’d screw him but they looked /lovely/ on his faaaaace.

Lotor private spiritual journey.

Ahhhhh....

Lotor’s approach is so funny lmao... “We come seeking knowledge!” “I /will/ know your secrets!”

Ahhhhh baby you fucked up. I hope he isn’t too upset about that. I mean that was his conditioning it’s not fair. He even /said it/. Victory or death. Poor baby.

Yeah he’s looking kinda pissy. But he seems to be trying to handle it okay. Still soft. Good soft.

—OH NO. Oh shit and that’s it.

Well. Fuck. :(

[alizrak]

Finished watching Season 3 with my niece! (with bonus Rogue One!)

Hey! I finally finished watching Season 3 with my niece, and just like the previous two seasons, I made a compilation of most of her comments and impressions. As we had to wait for the Latin Spanish dubbed episodes to come out, we had the chance to also watch Rogue One, TPM, AtoC and the TCW movie. She had a meltdown with the S2 finale a couple of months ago so everything was still fresh for her. My own comments to her are in double brackets.

STEPS INTO SHADOW

“Where is Kanan? Why is Kanan not there? He’s always on the mission with them. Oh god, he’s dead, is he?”, ((The episode is just starting, watch)), “He’s dead in life…!! [wails]”

“WHAT? IS THAT EZRA!? How many years have passed?? I hate his new haircut, but… but he looks so grown up! And thin. Very thin. He’s a grown up noodle” (( HAHAHAHAHA)))

“Hey, I remember him! The pirate guy!”

“Woah. Ezra got a new gun”, ((blaster)), “Yes! He’s getting good! WOW! LOOK AT THOSE MOVES! Acrobatic fighting! He’s amazing now!”

“Great! He also got better with the Force. He’s going to-… [the walker scene plays out]… Oh no… Oh no! HE’S TURNING TO THE DARKSIDE! Kanan definitely didn’t teach him that! Who taught him that?? MAUL?”

“Ezra needs to chill, he’s too angry. The darkside will-… [holocron glows inside the helmet]. No. No. NO. Don’t touch the helmet. Put it down! NO. THE SITH HOLOCRON!?? NO! So dumb!! Haven’t you learn anything!?? Kanan needs to scold him! Set him straight!”

“Kanan is not there in the meeting either… ARRGH! Why wont they show him! That’s what we all want to know! They are making us suffer! [squirms on her seat]”

“FINALLY!”

“Kanan also changed, got older”, ((Just the beard))

“Is that a real voice? Is the sith holocron speaking to Kanan too? Nooo”

“Oh, ♫ here comes the scolding~! ♪”

“See? Only someone who uses the darkside can open it. Ezra’s going to use both! Light and dark”, (([poker face]))

“Yeah, take it from him. Make sure he doesn’t have it. It’s for your own good!… -[GASP] Talking back to Kanan! The nerve! He should ground him”

“Who is talking to Kanan? Is it a bad guy? He should be careful, it could be a trap”

[Bendu appears] “What is THAT!?”

“[eyes widen] Ashla? Bogan? He’s the one in the MIDDLE? THE BENDU!?? [starts going hype on her seat] SEE! THAT’S EZRA! EZRA IS LIKE HIM! Light and dark! He’s BENDU too!”

“He’s going to teach him how to see better with the Force? Neat”

“Who’s that scary blue guy”, ((His name is Grand Admiral Thrawn. He’s very intelligent and dangerous)), “I can tell”

“He can see the spiders now! And yes, yes, Ezra needs you right about now! Go!”

“Hahaha recovery operation”

“The phantom fell! D: Hera is going to be angry”

“Don’t worry Ezra. I’m so glad I know Hera and Kanan are on the way”

“Kanan should tell Ezra with the Force that he’s here to rescue him. He can do that, right?”

“He better catch him”

“Aww… they made up. Good!”

THE HOLOCRONS OF FATE

“Ezra still wants to use the holocron? Doesn’t he learn anything?”

“Oh. OH NO. MAUL. [RAGES]”

“Awesome! Bendu is going to be Ezra’s new teacher? To use the Light and the Dark?”

“I hate the spiders”

“Yeah, Sabine and Zeb are good, but they are no match against MAUL”

“Well, Kanan might have forgive him, but I still think THIS IS YOUR FAULT EZRA! HE WILL NEVER SEE HERA’S FACE! Ugh! I want to punch him!… and maybe hug him later, but slap him for sure!”

“Loook awaaaaay. LISTEN TO YOUR DAD”

((Who do you think Maul’s talking about? )) “Well, of course… [roll eyes] Obi Wan”

ANTILLES EXTRACTION

“Uuuh Sabine is going into the academy! Sneaky!”

“It’s nice that Ezra is worried about her”

[Kallus finds them] “Oh no, Agent Kallus is going to sto-…” [stares at me in disbelief] D: “Did he just… became a good guy?” ((Well, he still owed Zeb, remember)) “Yeah… you might be right”

HERAS’S HEROES

“Why are they risking going inside? Just for… that thing?”

“That blue guy will figure out she was a spy. He’s good.”

“See, he did.”

THE LAST BATTLE

“Those are the same droids we fight on Disney Infinity! This is awesome!” Note: She hasn’t seen clone wars or PT at this point.

“They have Zeb as a prize? Hahahaha”

“How was Rex programmed? Is he a also half robot?”

“Uhm… Ezra is good making friends”

“Yay! They got a new ship!”

IMPERIAL SUPERCOMMANDOS

“Who’s that again?” ((Fenn Rau)) “….who?”

“Why are the Mandalorians attacking them?”

“Her mom is BAD?”

“Hahahahaha, Ezra’s worried about his personal space! Look at his face!”

“They should just beat another mandalorian and steal his jetpack so Ezra can fly away with her”

“NO! THE JETPACK WAS SHOT!”

“She’s going to fix it, right?”

IRON SQUADRON

“They are going to regret not following Hera’s orders”

“Woah, Ezra, you are all mature now…. IS STILL YOUR FAULT KANAN LOST HIS EYES THO!”

“I think I can understand what Chopper says now”

“Now THAT is a Star Destroyer”

“Ezra and the others should just have left them” ((HAHAHAHAHA))

The Wynkahthu Job

“Yeah… Ezra trusts the wrong people easily. Like Maul. THANKS EZRA”

AN INSIDE MAN

“Who is that guy again?”, ((Ryder. From Season 2. The man who told Ezra his parents were dead)) “Uhmm….:|”

“Wait… is Thrawn going to make him ride the bike?… uh-oh… is he injured or…?” ((He’s gone)) “HE EXPLODED?”

“I LOVE WHEN THEY STEAL THE UNIFORMS. They just look at each other and it’s like they know what the other is thinking!” ((That’s kind of an ability with the Force too…)) “It’s awesome”

“Oh… there he is. Agent Kallus again. Ugh. Heh, at least he doesn’t know-… NOPE. HE KNOWS! HE KNOWS! …wait WHAT? He’s HELPING THEM? HE IS FULCRUM!? WHAT!? WHAAAAAAAAAT? He’s been a guy good all along?? BUT HE HURT THEM BEFORE!” ((It’s been only recently… maybe since that episode with Zeb. He helped Sabine, right?)) “YEAH BUT-… why does he stays with the Empire then!?” ((He’s a spy. He needs to keep face!)) “Is he going to come along with them?”

“WHAT? How… How does Thrawn knows what are they going to do?? He’s TOO SMART! D:”

“Ah, Ezra is smart by using the other walker as cover… small cover but its something”

“Oh, was that woman the wife of the guy who exploded? His… young wife? She does look young.”

“Thrawn knows it’s Kallus. He KNOWS it’s him. Thrawn is too smart! D:”

VISIONS AND VOICES

“That was a voice. Someone is calling Ezra. uh-oh… Ezra is going crazy”

“Oh no, no, no, no… it’s Maul, right? It has to be Maul”

“TELL THEM EZRA! SO MOM AND DAD CAN HELP YOU!”

“NO! IT’s RIGHT BEHIND-… WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM! IS EZRA DEAD!? He just fainted right? RIGHT? Oh, look at them…! They are all worried about him! EVERYONE IS WORRIED ABOUT EZRA! THEY ALL LOVE HIM” [starts sobbing] ((hahahahah, yeah, they all worry about-…wait… are you actually crying??)) “YES. They have become a real family! I’m so proud of them! They care about each other! It’s so beautiful!” (( [comforts/hugs her] o___________o [POTENTIAL DEAD OF KANAN AND EZRA STARTS MAKING ME FUCKING SWEAT] ))

“Look at them! They are waiting by his bedside! [dries tears]” (( .____. -OMFG- ))

“He is REALLY going crazy”

“Bendu is going to help them right?”

“Don’t turn around, don’t turn around, don’t- WAAAAAAAH!”

“He’s not your apprentice! Go Kanan! KILL HIM!”

“Well, Maul is right. They do need to defeat the sith. Uhmm… ok”

“He’s not going to hurt Ezra, is he?” ((No, remember when he said he was only loyal to him?)) “Yeah, but I thought he was lying… and because he keeps hurting his friends”

“oh, nonononono… Maul’s starting to talking about himself. I hate when he does that because it makes me care for him. His past is so sad” ((shitshitshitshitshit))

“They killed everyone… all his people”

“What is that place?”

“Is that a lightsaber?” ((Yep… you have seen it. Remember the fight we saw? Of Maul vs Lord Sidious?)) “Uh… yeah, where he kills his brother” (( Maul also had another lightsaber. A black one)) “Oh, that’s right, who made that one? A sith?” ((No… keep watching ;) ))

“Sabine would surely know”

“wait… is he… IS HE GOING TO MAKE EZRA DRINK ALCOHOL!?” ((uh… no, that’s like a dark magic potion)) “IT IS ALCOHOL. EZRA CANT DRINK THAT! He’s not 18 yet!!” ((… yeah, he’s 17 but that still not alcohol)) “It is! LOOK! Maul just toasted with him!” ((No, it is not)) “Ezra is coughing. It is totally alcohol…” ((….I…. ok… ))

“What did they just see? I don’t understand” (( A desert planet with two suns… Tatooine)) “oooohhh… that’s right. Obi Wan.”

“What’s that-! GHOSTS! GET AWAY! DONT LET THEM TOUCH YOU!”

“NOOO THEY TOOK KANAN AND SABINE! NOOO! ITS YOUR FAULT, EZRA! AGAIN!”

“Master versus Student. Nope. NOPE. NOPE”

“FIGHT IT, KANAN! You are the best! You can shake their control!”

“Ezra needs to bring the others outside the cave. Lure them”

“…. like brothers? He misses his family. But is he going to hurt Ezra now??… uh? HE LEFT?” ((Yep. He’s not going to hurt him.)) “Woah… maybe he is loyal to him after all. Evil loyal”

“How is it possible that Sabine is using that lightsaber?? SHE DOESNT KNOW HOW!”

“Ezra, you are a genius!”

“Sabine is going to take the lightsaber with her, right? Just like the jetpack. AWESOME”

( BONUS COMMENTS FROM ROGUE ONE!!)

I wasn’t able to take my niece to Rogue One when it came out because she was off on vacation during the holidays, so I was waiting for the blu-ray to come out. To start, my niece understands this is “3.5” on the timeline. Rebels’ placement is still a little confusing for her. These were her comments and impressions.

Who’s that? why are they looking for them?“

Woah… those troopers… they don’t look the same. ((Death troopers)) Uh-oh.

What… what’s going on? I don’t understand. Why are they leaving the girl? ALONE?

Is that the bad guy from Rebels? ((You mean Tarkin? No. His name is Krennic)) what a weird name…

Trust the Force? Is she a Jedi like Ezra and Kanan?

Where is Darth Vader? Is Darth Vader in this movie?

And now she’s an orphan. Great. They should have just ran.

Why is she in prison? What did she do!?

WHERE ARE WE NOW? What’s going on!?? Why aren’t they explaining anything!??

Why did he shot that guy!? Is he really a good guy? Why-? What-?

WHAT

Ok, so… there’s a message… and that guy brought it and… it’s important for someone called Saw Guerrera? Who send it again?

So her father is with the Empire and made the Death Star? He was forced to do so, I guess.

They want to KILL HER DAD? Are these really the Rebels we know?? ((They think he’s making more weapons, they want to stop him))

K2 is really funny.

That guy looks Mexican. ((He is)) HE IS!? OH! GREAT! Did he have problems with his accent? ((They kept his accent… there are many accents in Star Wars)) Oh, that’s good! :D [NOTE: We are Mexican]

What are they going to do to the pilot?? ((read his mind with that monster)) But he is not lying and he could lose his mind! ((Well, Saw Guerrera is an extremist, right?)) Overkill.

[Chirrut appears] Oh no… no. NO! HE REMINDS ME OF KANAN! HIS EYES! NOOO!

Kyber Crystals? ((Jedi use that for their lightsabers. Like Ezra, remember? It makes the laser.)) Oh… OOOOH, that’s right!

Is he a Jedi? ((Nope. A guard. He feels the Force but can’t use it like Ezra and Kanan))

Jyn can fight!

The blind guy is going to kick everyone’s butt…. THERE.

Hahahaha he’s blind. It won’t matter if they cover his face.

Why does Saw sound like that? ((There is something wrong with his lungs.)) The actor’s or the character’s? ((The Character))

He left her! He raised and left her! But why? He seems to like her enough.

[Galen’s message plays] oh… he did all of this… for her… [sniffles] …this is the first time I cry with a movie.

They are not shooting the Death Star right at them, right? RIGHT? OH NO. RUN! RUN!

He still wants to kill her dad?? He can’t do that! He wants to save them!

Chirrut is going to feel his bad intentions with the Force.

Does he look like a killer? xD Hahahaha.

Yay, the Rebels are sending help. ((Not, really, they are going to bomb the lab)) WHAT!? NO!!

Why won’t she start shooting!? Kill Krennic! He’s right there!

Grab your dad and get out of there!… oh, he’s not going to make it? It didn’t look that bad… :(

What planet is this? (( "Where Jedi go to die?”)) oh. OOOOH.

Hahaha Krennic is scared. Darth Vader is so intimidating.

Ohhhh, hahahaha, that was a great joke. He’s good! xD

They don’t believe her? bah… I would believe her.

((Did you hear that?)) Huh? ((They are calling for General Syndulla)) Yeah. (( Hera Syndulla)) Yeah, so? ….. [beat] …. [eyes widen] HERA? HERA SYNDULLA!? IS SHE IN THE MOVIE!? WHERE!? WHERE!? ((It was just a mention)) For the fans?

Sorry, I’m trying to see if I can spot anyone from Rebels in the background. ((Not yet. I’ll tell you when))

Will the others come too? Are they volunteering? That’s good. But they are so few…

[Jyn gives the speech] You know… I want you to know… I love how the main character is a woman in the new movies. It’s just so cool. Like with Rey. I love it. (( I know))

Why is Hera not helping them? (( I don’t know, maybe she had another mission?))

What a pretty planet. Was all that made with the computer? ((Most of that place is real… the bigger buildings are not)) With like… all the little islands and stuff? ((Yep! Is a beautiful place! Maldives, I believe)) Woah.

Hahaha they stole the uniforms. Classic.

You know, I like how Star Wars doesn’t show much blood everywhere. They get shot but is not like BLEARGH IM BLEEDING OUT. I rather watch it like this.

[I pause it just in time] ((DO YOU SEE HIM??)) CHOPPER! THERE’S CHOPPER!! I LOVE HIM!

Wooo! Here they come helping! YEAH!

WALKERS! RUN! RUNRUNRUNRUN!

They closed the barrier! They need to send the files through WiFi? ((Uhm…Yeah, kinda? lol ))

THERE’S THE GHOST! [several times through the battle]

Oh No, they are shooting K2. No. No, no, no. Please… not him… oh no.

Chirrut… the Force is with him…

Throw the granade away Bhodi-!…too late…

They are all dying.

She’s very strong to be able to climb like that. Crossfit?

I can imagine Hera flying through all of that and like Kanan and Zeb on the turrets shooting at all those TIE. ((We don’t know if Kanan and Ezra are around at this time. Yoda says Luke is the last Jedi on the other movies)) [looks at me dead serious] I don’t care what Yoda says. I don’t care if Luke is not the last Jedi. All I care is that Ezra and Kanan are alive. That’s it! They already took his eyes! THAT’S ENOUGH!“

Send the files through the wifi! NOW!

Who’s there in the hallway? As long as is not-… yeah, it’s him. They are dead.

Oh, OH, RUN. NOW! GO GO GO! Hahahaha [CHEERS] THEY DID IT! IT WAS A CLOSE CALL!

[GASPS] PRINCES LEIA! How did they make her look so young!?? AMAZING!

GHOSTS OF GEONOSIS

"SAW GUERRERA!”

“Where is Jyn? Is she going to show up here?”

“Kanan can sense him with the force”

“Woah Kanan is amazing! So cool! He’s the best!”

“hahaha, not a Skywalker”

“Those droids are too much for Zeb and Sabine”

“I think the alien bug is scared”

“Saw is really extreme”

“Ezra is good at making friends”

“When will Saw get his funny voice?”

“NOOOO, he only wants to protect the egg! Saw is being just MEAN!”

“Poor Klic-Klac! STOP HIM EZRA! SLASH HIS HAND OFF!… ok, you can tackle him too, fine”

“Sabine got her jetpack fixed! YAY! She’s going to kick their butts!!”

WARHEAD

“Well, AP5 is not wrong. Zeb is kinda like the muscle of the group. He’s not that smart”

“Woah, that robot is scary”

[The droid returns to the Star Destroyer] “They are screwed” ((because the droid is going to explode?)) “No, because Thrawn will know at least one his droids did found the Rebels.” ((…. O______O…. ))

“See? He now knows they are in one of those planets the droids visited. He’s too smart!”

TRIALS OF THE DARKSABER

“Uh… so this Mandalorian Jedi must have been, like, super cool”

“SABINE’S ROOM IS AWESOME! [SQUEAL]”

“Why is Sabine’s family angry with her? THEY ARE FAMILY”

“She doesn’t want the responsibility…. Heraaaa don’t push her”

“You know… [a little embarrassed] I kinda wish Sabine and Ezra had a thing together.” ((I don’t know if Sabine cares for Ezra like that. They don’t have time for dating anyway)) “There’s nothing wrong if she does… I mean… when she’s older and she wants kids” (( …even after the war, that might be complicated)) “But if she does…” ((…maybe… but so far they are like siblings)) “But they aren’t. They can end up happy together like Kanan and Hera” (( [stares ahead] Yes… end up happy like Kanan and Hera… o_____o [♪ HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND ]))

“She needs to be careful with the darksaber or she will get hurt- AAAAAAAAAH! DID SHE LOSE HER HAND!?” ((no, she just signed it)) “She’s going to get angry”

[Sabine opens up] “….woah….”

“They will fight for her. They are family”

LEGACY OF MANDALORE

“Uh, I don’t understand what she’s saying. What is she speaking?” ((Mandalorian))

“I bet one of those Mandalorians is a sibling of hers. That one must be her brother” (( O_O ok…)) “SEE!”

“She’s in trouble with her mom!”

“Ezra is so silly and cute at the same time. Just shut up, hahahaha”

“So sad. Her dad is a prisoner… Maybe Ezra and Kanan can help her rescue him. That would make everyone happy and they would join”

“[GASP] Her mom is a traitor! She will betray Sabine! HOW DARE SHE!?”

“Ezra is such a gentleman, giving Sabine his lightsaber to defend herself” ((xD))

“Is no one really going to help her!? REALLY??”

“She can fix her jetpack, right?”

“She’s not a normal Mandalorian. Maybe she- [GASP] SHE GOT SHOT!? OH GOD, NOO!! HE SHOT HER!… ah, ok, it was her mom. GOOD JOB MOM!”

“Wa-wait… she’s staying!? WHAT!…. [sigh] Ok, ok, she’s right. She needs to save her dad and her people… [beat]… IS SHE NOT GOING TO GIVE EZRA A GOODBYE HUG!??”

THROUGH IMPERIAL EYES

[GASP] “What is Ezra doing here!?”

“He knows Fulcrum is Kallus, right??”

“YEAH! This is really dangerous Ezra! What were you thinking!?…Oh. They might know of Kallus? ok, then that’s fine then. They will need to flee quickly”

“What are those lizard things in Thrawn’s office?”

“Thrawn knows is Kallus. He knows. He’s just waiting for him to slip”

“Hahaha stop doing that… good old times”

“Not even Thrawn’s stormtroopers can resist the mind trick”

“Ezra! Push the rock on top of Thrawn! USE THE FORCE NOW! SQUISH HIM!”

“They think Ezra is Lyste. So funny!”

“‘You want to fill me in?’… :( … I keep forgeting Kanan can’t see… uuugh, WAAAAaaah! Why!? WHYYY!… [sigh]… seems like I’ll have to resign myself that he will stay like this forever…”

“W-what? Is Kallus staying!? AFTER ALL THEY WENT THROUGH!? IS HE STUPID? Thrawn knows it’s him! SO DUMB!”

“See? SEEE!? THRAWN KNOWS! UUUUUGH! [throws arms up] Great! GOOD JOB KALLUS!”

SECRET CARGO

“That droid again!”

“Uh-oh, these Rebel groups don’t like each other”

“Ezra knows how to fly those ships! Thanks Hera! He will make you proud!”

“That’s… that woman from the news” ((Do you remember her from Rogue One? The one that told Jyn they couldn’t do anything in the meeting)) “oh, right… so she joins the Rebels now”

“THE GHOST IS BURNING! NO HERA! NO! STOP! NOT THE GHOST. ITS YOUR BABY”

“Well, those ships really got there fast… like… too fast. She stopped talking and 'Hey! We are here!’. Weird.”

DOUBLE AGENT DROID

“Hahahah AP5 and Chopper are so funny”

“They are going to hack Chopper!? FIGHT IT CHOPPER!”

“AP5’s going to realize something is wrong. He’s being too nice”

“Careful with the codes! and with the base location!”

“No!… AP5 is lost in space! They can go back for him, right?”

“Yeah! Don’t mess with her droid!”

“YEAAAH EXPLOSIONS! Sabine would love this! Too bad she’s not here.”

“HAHAHAHAHAHA, He’s singing! HAHAHAHAHA”

TWIN SUNS

“Who’s that… Maul…”

“Easy Maul. I know a way to bring Kenobi out. Just use a kid. A young one preferably. That should work. It’s what I would do if I was evil… see? He’s going to use Ezra” (( [nervous laugh] ))

“I still don’t get it” ((What?)) “Why does Maul want to kill Obi Wan? What does he expect to happen?” ((Maybe feel better?)) “But Maul already made him suffer before and did nothing for him… now he wants to kill him again?” ((He doesn’t know any other way to fix the way he feels)) “Uhmmm… [unconvinced]”

“That’s Kanan’s room… but where is Kanan??” (( [holding back a 'ON HERAS ROOM! YEAH’]))

“Why won’t they let him go? Hera… don’t be so strict. He’s a grown teenager now. Kanan can go with him and it would be quick”

“He’s going… ALONE?… ARE YOU KIDDING ME!? Ezra! He’s Maul! MAUL! You can’t beat MAUL alone! He’s way more experienced than you! Even if you got better, you don’t have a chance against him! Leave that to the grown ups!”

“It’s amazing what the Holocrons can do”

“Of course it was a trap”

“[worried look on her face] You know… When Ezra hears Maul’s voice and makes him go a little crazy… I fear he will end up evil like Anakin”

“He should have stayed home”

“OBI WAN! HE CAME TO RESCUE HIM”

“OH MY GOD! THERE HE IS! Is he going to teach Ezra too??”

“Aw… ok, he needs to leave. Yep, he was manipulated. Kenobi will deal with that. Ezra has no business here”

“Does Maul want to get slashed through the middle, AGAIN?”

“He’s protecting… OH THAT’S RIGHT! LUKE!”

[Maul and Obi Wan prepare to fight] ((That’s Qui-Gon’s pose… the one he used when Maul killed him)) “oooooh”

“Bye bye lightsaber and… wait… Obi Wan got him too!?”, ((Yep, on the chest))

“THE CHOSEN ONE! Obi Wan must feel awful because he believed Anakin was the Chosen before and loved him, but at least he has Luke now”

“Is Maul bipolar or what. First he wants to kill Obi Wan, then he gets all emotional being held by him like he loves him… He can’t make up his mind. Oh well, at least the Chosen One will avenge him, that’s what mattered to him”

“Is… is Ezra keeping that ship!? Woah!”

“The family is back together! As it should be!”

ZERO HOUR

“Thrawn knows about the attack. Well… Kallus better tell the others.”

“Wait… WAIT. THAT’S EZRA’S ROOM! From the begining!” ((Kallus is sending his messages from that tower)) “SO COOL!”

“…what… THRAWN! Oh no…”

“Thrawn is going to win this fight… I don’t even know why Kallus thinks he can win. Just flee!”, ((He needs the message to reach them, he can’t leave before that))

“Those are the black troopers! From Rogue One! The really good ones!” ((Yep! Death Troopers))

“Heh, they had erased the planet from the maps… just like what happened with Kamino in the movies… but they couldn’t fool Thrawn either” ((Yeah, exactly, good catch. -Note: We saw TPM, AotC and TCW movies at this point… still need to watch RotS))

“Kanan still needs to teach him more things like a father… see? Ezra is right. Teach him more about life!”

“Wait, they even have a code signal to evacuate the whole base?” ((Well, yes, they need codes to know what to do, they are in war after all!))

“Heh, Kanan needs to go for Bendu”

“They can’t enter hyperspace… they can’t escape!”

“Mmmh… I don’t think Bendu is going to help them”

“What is Sato going to do? He rather die with a few…? Ok then”

“Oh… he rammed into the other ship-…WAIT! WHERE IS KALLUS!? He’s not in that one right? Oh! Phew! He was on the other ship with Thrawn. That was close”

“Well, now Hera is officially in charge of the whole base… not surprising”

“Kanan is making him angry. I think Bendu will end up attacking both sides”

“I still wonder if Ezra will end up in the Middle, like Bendu…”

“Why is he asking Mon Mothma for help?” ((She kinda became one of the leaders of the Rebellion, remember? When all the other ships showed up in the previous episodes)) “They won’t help… how ungrateful. Now what is Ezra going to do?” [“SABINE”] “What… WHAT? SABINE?? He can’t bring her into this! She has her own problems at home! He shouldn’t put her in more danger and there’s little they both can do!” ((He means her family, the Mandalorian)) “SNORTS HA! THEM? Please! The Mandalorians only care for their own people and their wars. You saw that. They are not going to help the Rebels just like that” (( [speechless] ))

“What is Thrawn’s plan now?” ((Attack them on ground and capture the higher ranks)) “What…? Why?” ((If he captures Hera and Dodona, he might be able to extract more information about the Rebellion and make an example of them by executing them later)) “Bah, Hera would die before revealing anything” ((They do have torture droids but they haven’t shown them in the show because this is for kids… they are very effective)) “Nah, Hera wouldn’t talk even then, they would have to kill her”

“How do shields work?” (( Sorry, I don’t know. Technology in Star Wars is sometimes a little fantastic… it just works)) “[unconvinced]”

“Oh no…. KANAN. KANAN FIND COVER NOW. NO. NO. NO! HE’S BLIND! STOP SHOOTING AT HIM!”

“That’s just funny because you are live! hahahahaha… yeah”

“I hate that they make Kanan 'look’ by turning his head around like he can still see. It confuses me…”

“I told you… the Mandalorians aren’t going to help Ezra”

“Ok, it won’t be an army… but I hope that’s enough to help them escape��

“Yeah, Kallus is not like Thrawn. He’s not blue! hahahahaha”

“Zeb and Rex are really good friends… I love how they fight together”

“They even brought those walkers! D:”

“The death troopers! They better run!”

“This is cliché… there’s a storm comming because OF COURSE it is [rolls eyes]” ((Isn’t it strange? This is a desert planet after all)) “Yeah, they have to get a storm in the story to make it feel more dramatic” ((well, you are not wrong but…))

“Ezra is here! Everybody run-!… HAHAHHAHA look how AP5 runs! HAHAHAHAH!”

“oh… is that… IS THAT BENDU?…”

“Ezra has a space suit!! HOW COOL!”

“Bendu is really going to attack both sides… Kanan better run. He’s reaaally angry at him”

“He’s the light, the dark, the one in the middle… it would be better if he was the one in charge of everything, instead of the Emperor. There wouldn’t be any fights” (( I’m… not sure about that))

“HAH! Thrawn thinks he can kill Bendu!… He-…what…he shot him down? WHAT!??? HE CAN’T DO THAT!”

“Is Pryce really going to throw him out to space??” ((did you catch Kallus’ smile there?)) “Yes! Maybe those two troopers are also spies of the Rebellion and they are going to help him escape!?” ((Erh… keep watching)) “Oh, well, that’s ok too… he’s very good fighting after all… only Thrawn has defeated him that badly”

“Is time to flee!”

“Do you see that Pryce!?? HUH! IN YOUR FACE! THEY ARE ESCAPING IN YOUR FACE! UUHH!! WOOOOOH!! [dances in front of the tv]”

[Bendu dissapears] “Heh…surprised, Thrawn?”

“Aaaaw… I don’t think I ever heard someone praising Kallus for a job well done like that… this is great, they are so accepting”

“They will make it happen!”

EXTRA:

Reaction to the Season 4 trailer: “Wait- wait… ’End like this’? Does- does she mean like 'in a good way’ or 'a bad way’?” ((…we don’t know…)) “Woah, this is very fast paced, very epic! Looks great!”

When told Season 4 is the last one: “WHAT!? WHY? Rebels is so good! What are they thinking? I still want more! They can’t do this!” [excruciating sounds]

When shown Forces of Destiny announcement and dolls: “They look amazing! I want to watch that series too and I want the dolls for Sabine, Ahsoka and Hera… there IS a Hera doll, right??” ((I sure hope so kiddo))

In general, I’m really freaking nervous with Season 4 because Kanan is pretty much her favorite character, and in her eyes Hera and Kanan are definitely together, being Ezra’s adoptive mom and dad. Her crying when Ezra fainted in Visions and Voices caught me completely off guard. He had just fainted. Dear lord, I don’t want think the problem I’m going to have in my hands with her mom if she returns home an emotional mess if they die. I don’t know about other target audience, but she made it clear to me during Rogue One that they MUST be alive. And I’m just here, praying and hoping she’s right.

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[alissamoonpeace-remade]

Tsukishima x Yamaguchi + Hq!! Ships mess

[this was supposed to be posted past year but I procrastinate and just now it is coming out]

Me and @asexuallyaroused​ (Mostly them lmao I am not really creative) were talking about Tsukiyama in canon (Even if it is not, we talked a lot about Tsukkiyama and it is so nice and we wanted to share. We laughed a lot,quality content. )

Welp, here we go on this wild adventure.

Twelve years old. Two awkward and tall twelve years old boys, confessing to each other. Probably during their weekly sleepover, and Yamaguchi probably stuttered during his confession and Tsukishima did that “Pathetic” thing and finished off what Yamaguchi was saying because he knew what he was saying already and when Yams got all embarassed Tsuki grabbed him and cuddled him the entire night. And they probably didn’t kiss at that time, only when they got older, like how we see them in the anime or a little before the actual bfs.  Mostly because Yamaguchi got sort of nervous whenever he thought about it and because whenever he wanted Tsukishima looked so disinterested and looked happier just to hold his hand so Yamaguchi was just like “If he doesn’t want to kiss me then I’m fine with this”

So he forgets about it and they’re happy for months until probably during another sleepover (which was just more cuddling in Tsuki’s room) Yamaguchi is leaving the next morning. And then they’re at the front doorhand as Yamaguchi turns around to say bye and “Thanks for having me” Tsukki leans down and kisses him and slams the fucking door, and he waits until he hears a  "wh.huuhhh...WHAAAAAAAAAT" he has no idea what he did

And his face goes completely red and he falls on the floor and waits until he hears Yamaguchi leave and then he just goes outside and screams because “WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST DO ”

So the next day, after the 'kiss' (if Tsuki can even say that) he refuses to even look at Yamaguchi in the face because he's so embarrassed by it. And it gets to the point where Tsukishima is pretty much ignoring him so when they get their alone time (probably during lunch) Yamaguchi confronts Tsuki about it, but Tsukishima denies it straight out and this only pisses Yams off more, so after he gets no response he grabs Tsuki by the collar and asks again (louder and more in his face this time)  but BECAUSE of how close they are in that moment Yamaguchi notices how Tsuki's eyes flicker down to his lips during this and it all clicks, so while they're already in that position he kisses him and goes "So that was all, Tsuki?" and THIS EMBARRASSES TSUKI MORE OF COURSE.... so he reverts to his tsundere mode and goes "Don't call me Tsuki..." and while they're walking back hand in hand Yams just starts singing "TSUKIIII" really loudly while Tsukishima is fixing his collar and hiding his reddening face

Kei’s brother would be so chill about it. Akiteru would be like “Oh that’s nice! You can bring your boyfriend to eat dinner/lunch here! ”

And he probably embarasses Yamaguchi every time he came around omg whenever he sees Tsukishima and Yamaguchi go into Tsukki’s room after dinner: “Don’t do something IIIII wouldn’t do~~~” “NII-CHAN SHUT THE FUCK UP”. Akiteru would also be like,to Tsuki or Yams: “How was the sex?”

And during the breakfast the next day “Do you guys know where I can buy earplugs?” “um no, why do you need earplugs” “just to block the noise out - it gets REALLY loud at night - not that you two don't know about it” “NII CHAN I SWEAR TO GOD” and Yamaguchi is just looking down quietly oR  YAMAGUCHI PULLING HIS ANGRY TOL BOYFRIEND BACK FROM STRANGLING HIS BROTHER ACROSS THE TABLE

AND AKI IS JUST LAUGHING TO HIMSELF  “HAHA I DID GOOD” “SHUT UP U DID SHIT NII CHAN”

[tol babies blushing hard and the telephone pole is trying to reach his brother while trying not to hurt yams, bc he knows yamaguchi is leaning across his back grabbing his arms like ‘’let it go tsukki you KNOW he’s joking]

"I DON'T CARE TADASHI I'M STILL GONNA PUNCH HIM IN THE FUCKIN FACE" AND THEN IT GOES ALL SILENT AND AKI JUST COVERS HIS MOUTH SO HE DOESN'T LAUGH AND GOES "did... did you just call him tadashi?"

Tsuki: "...excuse me."

He just leaves the table and goes out the front door and it goes quiet between Aki and Yama, then they HEAR THE FUCKIN BANSHEE SCREAMS

BECAUSE THAT'S ALL TSUKI DOES WHEN HE FUCKS UP

He accidentally called his bf Tadashi so ofc he’s going to scream. Aki bursts out laughing. Yamaguchi just sighs. “What family had I gotten myself into”. Aki is wondering why his brother is like that, Yamaguchi is regretting his life choices.

Then Tsuki comes back to the table completely calm and they continue eating breakfast. Aki has tears streaming down his face while Yamaguchi is trying not to laugh  thistimeyourenottheonesassing

Tsukishima is tyring hard to breathe properly but his face is completely red

"This isn’t cool" He makes sure to call the bf  "Yamaguchi can you pass the milk"  "Sure thing Kei"

AKI DIES YAMAGUCHI SMILES TSUKISHIMA FALLS OFF HIS CHAIR C H A O S THIS ISN'T C O O L TSUKKI

So they’ve been dating for 4 years now and introducing each other as ‘’my boyfriend Tsukki/Yamaguchi’’ but that’s only when someone asks and this is volleyball and everyone’s busy *cue volleyballs hitting the ground in the tune of crazy in love* and no one really notices their couple-y things,they just chalk it up as childhood best friends until one day they see Tsukishima and Yamaguchi walking in the gym hand in hand (mama suga suspects a little and maybe Ukai too, but they don’t say anything, I mean, how do you ask the two first years). So from now on everyone’s seen it already and suspects something EXCEPT FOR KAGS AND HINATA BC THEY ARE WAY TOO DENSE, they’re just ???

When Suga and Daichi notices them walking hand in hand and they go ‘’u go ask them’’ ‘’NO U’’, THAT’S WHEN HINATA QUESTIONS ‘’ASK THEM WHAT?’’ SO SUGA JUST TAKES THE OPORTUNITY SMILING AND ‘’HEY HINATA do you mind doing me a favour’’ ‘’YES! NO!’’ (bc it’s fucking hinata) ‘’can you ask Tsukishima and Yamaguchi how long they’ve been dating’’ and that’s when small shouyou does that silly crow noise ‘’HUUWAAAAHAAHHH???? THEY’RE DATING? SINCE WHEEEENNNN’’ AND HES PRACTICALLY CRYING SO KAGS JUST shrugs and goes ‘’I’ll ask’’ except he chickens out because ‘’EW AS IF I’M TALKING TO HIM’’

SO TANAKA AND NOYA DO IT INSTEAD. DIRECT AND STRAIGHT.

When Yamaguchi goes to change,noya screams ‘’HEY GLASSES YOU AND YAMAGUCHI R PRETTY CLOSE HUH?’’. Tsukishima does that eyebrow thing and goes ‘’what of it?’’. Tanaka: ‘’WELLLLLL as ur senpais we just wanted to know what was up!’’ and tsukki resists making a height joke and instead just goes ‘’we’ve been together for 4 years’’; yams comes from nowhere he just heard the last part and grabs tsukki’s hand then ‘’did you guys just realize that?’’ ‘’EVERYTHING MAKES SENSE NOW’’ NISHINOYA SCREAMS SHOUYOU SCREAMS EVEN MORE KAGEYAMA DOESN’T KNOW WHAT JUST HAPPENED SUGA IS LAUGHING TO HIMSELF DAICHI IS JUST LIKE ‘’resist making a dad joke resist making a dad joke’’ TANAKA SCREAMS ‘’YOU’RE GAY?’’

Tsukki just nods and Daichi scream out of nowhere ‘’hEY GAY I’M DAD’’ ASAHI CRIES. NOYA PROBABLY JUMPS ON ASAHI AND MAMA SUGAWARA HITS DAICHI HARD ‘’see we aren’t the only couple here’’ ‘’SUGA WHAT THE FUCK’’. Poor Asahi is so confused he didn’t listen to everything, he’s like ‘’....did no one else know WE were a thing?’’ everything goes silent. ‘’so you guys ARE a couple?’’ daichi tries again ‘’HEY ASAHI IM’’ ‘’SHUT UP DAICHI ‘’. SHOUYOU SCREAMS EVEN MORE KAGEYAMA PUKES UP MILK AND BECAUSE OF THAT HINATA DOES IT TOO AT THE SIGHT OF HIM VOMITING.

tsukki is disgusted

Tanaka is just ‘’HEY ENNOSHITA DID YOU KNOW TSUKKISHIMA AND YAMAGUCHI ARE-’’ ‘’yes.’’

‘’O-OH... OK BUT DID YOU KNOW ASAHI AND NOYA ARE-’’ ‘’tanaka i walked into them making out in the broom closet when we were in first year. i knew’’ ‘’OK BUT - OK ENNOSHITA’’. Ennoshita knows everything Ennoshita is mama in training.

‘oK ENNOSHITA U SMARTASS DID YOU KNOW YOU AND ME ARE GOING OUT????’’ ‘’yes i knew that- WAIT WHAT?’’ Tanaka doesn’t want to be outdone by all the gayness going on so he just confesses right there, Ennoshita says yes but he faints straight after, Tanaka is too busy taking his shirt off and screaming with Noya. Narita and Kinoshita catch him

KIYOKO IS IN THE BACKGROUND WITH HER ULTIMATE POKER FACE  WITH THE CLIPBOARD SHE ALWAYS HAS  ´´I'm used to this``

AND SUGA IS PROBS LIKE "she's so efficient even in this chaos"SHE'S WRITING NOTES ON WHO'S GOING OUT WITH WHO

SHE'S LITERALLY WRITING DOWN EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED THIS IS TOO MUCH FOR YACHI WHO PROBABLY FAINTED. THIS IS A LIFE-THREATENING SITUATION. SHE FAINTED LONG AGO AND LAYING DRAMATICALLY OVER KIYOKO'S LAP AND THAT'S WHEN UKAI AND TAKEDA WALK INTO SEE SUGA LAUGHING LIKE A MANIAC WHILE DAICHI IS MAKING CONSTANT DAD JOKES

UKAI AND TAKEDA ARE JUST TAKING IT ALL IN. SUGA LAUGHING VERY HARD AT DAICHI'S JOKES,TANAKA SHIRTLESS AND NOYA SCREAMING

ASAHI WAS ALREADY FREAKING OUT AROUND THE TIME NOYA JUMPED ON HIM AND SAID "WE AREN'T THE ONLY COUPLE HERE", HE'S IN A FOETAL POSITION ON THE FLOOR,HIS HAIR IS HIDING HIS FACE SO NO ONE CAN SEE HIM CRYING

HES SCARED TO LIFE,BUT, what about Tsukiyama, what are they doing, they probably just left from the chaos

Ennoshita is still unconscious over being confessed to. They, Tsuki and Yams, left when the Asahi Thing happened.

Hand in hand Tsukki probably kissed his cheek and no one noticed so they just shrugged and ‘’Hey let’s go back to mine I wanna show you my new dinosaur’’ ‘’tsukki you nerd’’ ‘’are you dont want to go’’ ‘’oh yeah of course, i’m not staying HERE’’ and they juST LEAVE PRACTICE AND WHEN EVERYTHING IS CALMED DOWN BECAUSE UKAI PROBABLY SCREAMEAD ‘’SHUT UP’’

KAGS AND HINATA DYING WITH THAT GROSS THING ON THE FLOOR

TAKEDA ASKS WHAT HAPPENED

NO ONE CAN EVEN ANSWER

YACHI IS EVEN MORE FREAKED OUT

THEY CAN'T EVEN BLAME TSUKISHIMA AND YAMAGUCHI

KIYOKO CAN. BECAUSE THEY'RE LONG GONE KIYOKO SHOWS HIM THE NOTES. SHE WROTE EVERYTHING DOWN AND SHE IS CALM

THEY ALL WATCH AS UKAI AND TAKEDA'S FACES TURN EVEN MORE RED AS THEY KEEP READING IT. AND THEY KINDA JUST ... "THANKS .. KIYOKO.. UH" SHE SMILES AND GOES BACK TO YACHI WHO PROBABLY JUST WOKE UP

PRACTICE WAS CANCELLED THAT DAY THEY CLEANED UP THE MESS KAGEYAMA AND HINATA MADE..

ennoshita was dead rip. and when ukai and takeda left neither of them knew the team was watching at the door. ukai didnt know the team saw him kiss takeda before he went in his car. And how Takeda went a bit red before he went to the main school buiding they all turn around silently. Kiyoko and Yachi probably knew about them already ‘’You guys knew?’’ ‘’Yeah of course’’  (Yachi probably is still on Kiyoko’s lap) ‘’And you guys are..?’’ ‘’Yep’’. CUE THE CHAOS YET FUCKING AGAIN

^ and that's how the team found out how gay they really are

how did this conversation turn from how tsukkiyama happened to this gay MESS, we dont know