#I LOVE YOU NEIL

[azfellco]

Me right now

[richiesnotaloserguyscmon]

Today is the day I turn 18, I finally beat neil perry at something…

[somedayourocean]

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@atheisticsnail: Also if bychance @neilhimself.neilgaiman.com happens to see this one question I haven't seen asked & answered about your wonderful show is when Aziraphale parks the Bentley when hes back from Edinbrough.Did he actually forget the brake?Or was it following him? (I thought brake but others say follow)

@neilhimself: I think it would have followed him anywhere.

[renobder690]

my boyfriend is playing the sims and is forcing his sims to go up to 1000 step staircase just to use the bathroom i think i won the find a partner that matches your freak

[deprivedmusicaljunkie]

@sunshineintomyveins

NEIL GAIMAN I AM SO SCARED THAT GOOD OMENS WON'T END HAPPILY☹️

It won't. It will have a very tragic ending. Crowley takes a sleeping potion, but Aziraphale thinks Crowley is dead and plunges a dagger deeply into his fair breast. Crowley wakes and, finding Aziraphale dead, becomes, in his heartbreak, a furniture delivery person and is crushed to death by a falling wardrobe. Then everybody cries.

[hansoeii]

we go just right.

[mayapapaya33]

Did anyone else figure out where the story was headed when Odin was confronting Dream about releasing Loki and did anyone else feel like they got hit by a semi truck when Odin said he expected more from Dream and your brain then went... Wait a minute? Yeah that IS weird that Loki fooled Dream he wouldn't- Oh, oh no. Oh Fuck You Neil Gaiman. Don't do this to me!!!

(I tore through Sandman like crazy, and I was feeling uneasy before this point, but all my vague, murky suspicions about Dream's behavior suddenly coalesced).

If not this moment, when did you figure out what was happening?

[muirneach]

go hereeeeee

[ohthisisgonnasuck]

New fav Neil Gaiman quote just slapped my dash like a road-raging passenger.

furious that i am not a playable character in this game

[nothatsmi]

The raven king, chapter ten

"How interesting," they say.

(and they say it a lot)

(i'm not kidding. the entirety of the first two books is just both of them saying how interesting the other is. it's suffocating.)

Another medicated Andrew! And black haired Neil!

The two first books hold such bangers, and clearly not enough people ramble about them. I'm a sucker for the relationship they have afterwards obviously, but even before that they're hilarious. Many underrated scenes that could be worth drawing.

Also I underestimated how Neil dress and presents himself - like: he wears oversized, worn out and faded, preferably light-colored clothes; messy curlyish hair with bangs; sports hoodies; JORTS-

... He's got a banger style actually.

[verkomy]

quick 60s ineffable wives fanart

you can get a print here: inprnt!   

[joejhang]

andrew is so real for thinking neil is a hallucination cos now that we have outsider pov on him it's actually insane that he's a real person. like this is neil josten: he's the prettiest boy you've ever met. he's the runaway son of a serial killer. he has a million dollars but is afraid of spending money. he folds his clothes a specific way so he can tell when someone's gone through his stuff. he keeps a stalker's journal on the two greatest exy players of all time. he wears coloured contacts and they're brown. he paid a busboy $100 to knock him out cold. he insulted a celebrity athlete on live tv after trying to keep a low profile. he says he's trying to stay alive while running towards death like it's a race. he mouths off to the mafia. he respects your boundaries and is the first person ever to take you at face value and not consider you an out of control psychopath. he orders hits on your abusers. he has the most electric blue eyes you've ever seen. he looks great in clubbing clothes but dresses like he's homeless. he insults someone for their "intricate and endless daddy issues" while his father is a convicted mobster and serial killer. he didn't give a fuck when his teammate was killed. everyone seems to like him even though it's clear he's hiding a million secrets. he doesn't catch on to the many many hints you're giving him. he calls you out not for being a danger to others but for being a danger to yourself. he thinks you should be protected as well as trusting you to protect him (and you think, how can someone be a victim and a protector?). he doesn't give a flying fuck what literally anyone thinks about him. he comes back from being waterboarded and tortured and abused for weeks (to protect you) and is still as feisty and bitchy as before. except now he's a redhead and has many more scars. he is possibly the first person to ever make the active decision to protect you. he's willing to put himself in harm's way again and again and again so he won't lose you. he always has a cigarette but he never smokes. he says "you're not actually a sociopath are you?" and "the next time someone calls you soulless i might have to fight them". even though he's messy and a little oblivious he's sees you. he might be the only person to ever want you off your drugs. he wants to see you lose control, is aware that you're not out of control, you're actually so controlled and restrained all of the time and he wants to see you feel something, he wants you to be angry, be angry at him. he riles you up on purpose to see you show emotion, feel something. he's a runner and yet he's still possibly the bravest person you've ever met. he gets kidnapped and comes back even more bruised and battered than before and he's still a mouthy little shit who bitches at the press and cuts deals with the yakuza. he's most of the reason why the worst team in the nation ends up winning championships. he shoves a guy clean off his feet because they body checked you. he punched celebrity athlete riko moriyama in public, for you. he threatens him, for you. he's almost killed on live tv. he mouths off to the fbi. he watches the (second) best exy player in the world get shot. he also watches his father, notorious serial killer and gangster, get shot in front of him. and he laughs. he smiles. he kisses you and is never gonna run again and he's free and he wants to be with you, he wants you.

[minyard-05]

"kevin's such a diva" yeah yeah but we are SLEEPING on this iconic ass seth line

[somedayourocean]

i love that neil just keeps being like, how many different ways do i need to tell you that these characters are both queer and non-binary and also very much love each other before you will believe i'm not queerbaiting you???

[tardxsblues]

Because you and Mr. Fell don't ever talk to each other. We talk all the time. We've been talking for millions of years. Bla-bla-bla-bla-bla-bla-bla-bla-bla. I say something brilliant, and he says something unintentionally funny back. It's great. You never say what you're really thinking.

[nicolegmattos]

So that means we’re all Neil Gaiman’s friends? 😍😍😍 This made my day

Also our birthdays are just two days (and several years) apart 😭❤️

Dear Neil, Are you human?

And also, in my book report (that's gonna be on Good Omens), may i call you by your private name? My teacher peobably won't approve because that would be implying we're friends, but if you say we're friends she'll have to accept it.

Sincerely, another person who's life you've changed

I'm honestly good with anyone out there with who is writing a book report calling me Neil. Because if you're reading my Tumblr, I'm sure we're friends. Unless you're hate-reading it, in which case I'm sure we shall be friends one day.