#I LOVE STUPID MEN!!!!!!!!
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sleepy himbo bruce wayne >>> playboy bruce wayne
#just my hot take#bonus points if he has zero rizz actually#love it when he's just a snork mimi idiot rather than a womanizer#I LOVE STUPID MEN!!!!!!!!
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The different vibes i get from the two ship names for these guys
Nightwolves is them knowing each other best, providing comfort and trusting each other.
Logurt is two idiot best friends in love
#kurt wagner#logan howlett#nightcrawler#wolverine#logurt#nightwolves#x men#these two ship names are so diffrent#i love it#but logurt is just so stupid its my fav#my art
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Perils of dating a dude with wings (AKA One day I made a really schmoopy drawing and simply couldn't leave it unruined.)
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#destiel fanart#destiel#destiel comics#destiel crack#très stupide#destiel and sam#deancas#winged!cas#yes I am still drawing these middled aged men in love forgive me your honor#just be the little spoon Dean
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First we got Scott whispering to Logan, "Don't you dare break her heart. Be the best at what you do. Heal."
Then we got, "She can't say it. But I can... I love you, Logan. Stay with me."
Can y’all be NORMAL about this man?
#yall think they were both trying to say something and using Jean’s love for Logan as a shield?#like they’re both saying ‘do it for Jean’ but they want him to do it for them so bad#it makes them look stupid /j#I lobve themmm#xmen 97 spoilers#x men 97#xmen#logan howlett#wolverine#scott summers#cyclops#xmen morph#jean grey#morpherine#scogan#scogean#literally don’t know what logan/jean is#I’ve never seen the ship on its own other than in the movies ig?
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give me some whiskey and ill draw The Most Thing i can come up with
bonus:
#xmen#xmen comics#cherik#charles xavier#erik lehnsherr#professor x#magneto#erik magnus lehnsherr#max eisenhardt#snap sketches#this wasnt the personal thing i wanted to draw this weekend but it has been on the back burner for a while so. it counts !!!!!!#i did sketch this last night. MODERATELY hammered and the final comic is Just A Tad diff from the sketch im wheezing#just in terms of angles but still thats huge to me#CHAT everyone knew i was gonna draw SOMETHING as soon as i saw those tentacles#however i flipped the script on you all. probably. idk SOMEONE prob assumed i woulda had magneto use them#but how the turn tables .... have turned. this is so stupid JVLKJVLA if this gets 5k on twitter ill do a charles ver MAYBE.#welcome back to my ongoing series of These Old Men Will Make Their Weird Love Affair Everyones Problem#i have an exam in the morning i need to stop this#ill have to this week like Truly but still VJELRKVJE I GOTTAAAA STOPPP DRAWIN THIS LATE#anyways. please enjoy this is so dumb but i got to try drawing charles' powers in effect so thats nice#i should do a study of that one day ... not anyday soon LMAO GOD moving on goodnight everyone !!
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petition to move kitty cards to the battle menu where it fucking belongs
#love and deepspace#i am too competitive with these anime men#but they raise my blood pressure every time i play that stupid game mode i hate it
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Anthems For a Thirty Year Old Man😓
#billford#artists on tumblr#gravity falls#stanford pines#the book of bill#bill cipher#I hate this stupid man in love#toxic old men yaoi#I don’t do anything in this fandom but cry#anthems for a seventeen year old girl is a BANGER
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it's immensely funny to me how andrew lloyd webber read this passage from the book and was like yeah the journey down to the phantom's lair is this really breathtaking magical gondola ride where christine is just captivated by the strange and fantastical beauty of it all (see below)
when in the novel they're both like in a rowboat in the dark with christine scared out of her mind and confused as hell while erik is paddling like he's out for an extreme day of fishing and just staring christine down for the entire duration of the journey without blinking once . like mind you his eyes quite literally GLOW in the DARK and he's just fucking staring into her soul and silently rowing and probably not even breathing like
#AND IT'S SOMEHOW STILL HOT#i always forget that by this point in the book there's no “i am your angel of music / come to me angel of music” like in the musical#like she has no idea who this mf kidnapping her is and when she says “who are you where is the voice” he's just like 🙄#and when she DOES find out that *he's* the voice and he's been pretending to be an angel sent by her dead father for 3 months#it's when he's just set her down in his sitting room that's filled with a bunch of stupid pretentious flowers#and he's like “don't be afraid you're in no danger” despite the fact that she's been taken FIVE STORIES BENEATH THE OPERA against her will#by the guy who's been manipulating and lying to her through the goddamn walls#ohhhhhhhh and then fans have the audacity to get mad at christine for trying to snatch his mask like THIS MF ABDUCTED HER????#(still love him though <3)#(his morals are questionable but so is my interest in men😍)#phantom of the opera#poto#poto shitpost
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army dreamers
#theyre so in love it makes them both look stupid#cough shout out to giddlygoat whose fiddleford and ford art loosely inspired these sketches go follow him#he draws old men in love SO well and i couldn't stop thinking about it okay#hatake kakashi#kakashi hatake#kakashi fanart#kakashi ninken#maito gai#might guy#kakagai#kakagai fanart#kakashi x gai#gai x kakashi#naruto#naruto fanart#naruto shippuden#naruto shippuden fanart#digital art#artists on tumblr#rebisrot
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I’ve discovered my favorite genre of Bagginshield art is where Thorin is a lovesick idiot who is Losing It and Bilbo is unbothered or oblivious to Thorin’s suffering LMAO
#thorin oakenshield#bilbo baggins#bagginshield#if anyone has more please send it to me I have like four rn#I know I made a post a while back talking about how I wish there were more posts that focused on each of their lives outside of each other#and I still stand by that but I also can’t deny the fun in a Important Dwarf like Thorin turning into an idiot around Bilbo#tbh this works even platonically. this guy has friends bc he’s lucky not bc he’s actually friendly#so I can imagine becoming friends with Bilbo is like ‘fuck now I have to be nice bc he WILL actually leave. uh. oh god’#love men who are grouchy and offputting <3#and Bilbo is oblivious not as a flaw but bc he’s just not wired that way and he’s just accepting that Thorin is weird#bc he has no basis of which to assume he isn’t just Like That sometimes same way the dwarves don’t know shit abt hobbits#and it’s not as like. Bilbo being extremely innocent either he’s just not thinking about it LMAO#and Bilbo Also doesn’t have a ton of friends (different reasons but he IS also grouchy and petty) and he’s just ‘?? ok’#they’re both fucking stupid and everyone around them is dying and in anguish#I particularly enjoy when a character who is emotionally constipated and stoic and whatever just starts losing it#not even necessarily in a sappy or angsty way just. those emotions gotta come out eventually#so for a guy like Thorin who takes himself seriously and is very closed off emotionally it’s fun to just imagine that facade cracking#meanwhile Bilbo is just like ‘you ok??’#Bilbo himself has some emotional issues so it’s double the entertainment
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chris sturniolo much?
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I hope the warning works because I don't know how to do it on tumblr
Some time ago, my friends and I discussed an AU (?) where Starscream could attend Megatron's performances as a gladiator in his youth, but I only got around to it now. Oh yeah, the violent middle aged thug and his two non cis fans (one will later become his husband and the second will become something like an adopted son)
Note: Megatron's mouth is bleeding because he bit someone's ear off, not because his teeth were knocked out. I think that's an important clarification, yeah
My commissions :]
#i love old men#old men yaoi#implied i think#in future#tfp#transformers#transformers fanart#tfp fanart#humanformers#starscream#megatron#megastar#soundwave#tfp starscream#tfp megatron#tfp megastar#tfp soundwave#i hate young starscream his stupid face here ah
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The Pride and Prejudice BBC special lake scene, reimagined <3 Thanks @fellshish for the idea.
I love the thought of this being the first time they meet again, just like Lizzy and Darcy. The coverstation alone is peak awkward I cannot
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Am I done now? Probably not
#good omens#good omens fanart#aziracrow#ineffeble husbands#this stupid comic took me way longer than it should#But I love these silly men#suusart#my art#Also the positioning of the angels eyes there are purely coincidental#but when i noticed I did not want to change it lmao
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i dig his earnest soul & neglected middle child vibes. he's so Charming and for what reason!
#perhaps i just enjoy pathetic men!#perhaps i relate to how he's treated! who's to say!#grabbing him and putting him on my trinket shelf#i'd listen to his poetry. i'd hate every fucking second but i Would listen <3#look at him! Look! i want to perhaps toss him around in a sack!#there is a 3d model of him in my mind and im just. violently spinning him#my fav pillars: latter & toodaloo THANKS I LOVE THEM.#scribble salad#latter pillar#welcome home puppet show#ok its time to queue this and sleep. im seeing spiders#you know it's time to sleep when the trash bag strings turn into a tarantula!#god. latter. i love him and his too many stupid fucking limbs AGH HE'S SO PERFECT.#howdy's just a hater smh. and repressed as shit - i see him. he's not fooling Me....
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I still can't get over The Gay Montage in XMA. Like, you don't understand. Peter was right there. The moment was dramatic enough. They could make Erik good again by Peter telling him the truth. Or any other character blurting out "This is your son!". It would make so much sense since the whole drama came from Erik losing his wife and child. You don't understand, I was expecting this to happen since the whole heteronormative agenda being pushed our throats in this movie. I WAS SURE THAT THEY'D PLAY THAT CARD BECAUSE EVERYBODY ELSE WOULD PLAY IT BECAUSE IT'S A SAFE CARD TO PLAY SINCE THERE'S NOTHING CONTROVERSIAL ABOUT PARENTAL LOVE!
But they chose memories of Charles! They chose the memory where Charles says that there's good in Erik and they didn't even follow it up with flashbacks with Magda and Nina (so a proof that Charles was right). It's a memory of Charles walking away (and Charles being in danger in present time) that snaps Erik out of anger and grief! And the tear. That one single fucking tear he sheds for Charles!
I'm just ... *screams*
#cherik#x men#x men apocalypse#like I'm sorry at this point i can't believe that you can be stupid enough to tjink they're not in love#it's not even subtext anymore#it's not up for interpretation#if you have eyes and aren't prejudiced this is clear as day#also i start to believe that EVERYBODY in the studio ships Cherik and they just can’t let them kiss for political reasons#but they'll put as many signs as they can with as little screen time as possible
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they're so cute frfr
#thank god for Canva tbh#tater actually made something#again#gorillaz#murdoc#murdoc niccals#2d#stu pot#2d gorillaz#stupid post#text post meme#2doc#i love these stupid old men#they're so toxic#it's tragic#i'm supposed to be cleaning my house and i got halfway done and decided to test my new wireless keyboard#by getting on tumblr for a sec#it works great#but then i saw a deadpool/wolverine post using these texts and#obviously my gorillaz brainrot is real#and pervasive#because here i am#back on my bullshit#and i still need to finish the dishes bro
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