#I LOVE MY MOMMMMMMM

[rogdona]

my mom is sending me a lot of happy stickers bc i said hi to her through the radioo💕🌷

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

i got moze too !!! 🥺 they love me …. waaahhhh

. OKAY SO I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ASLEEP A WHILE AGO BUT. PDJKDBDKDBDBF

[olddustorange]

one of the Key Historical Turning Points in goop’s official history is gwyneth paltrow baking a muffin for her dad in 1997

[burricane]

It’s two am and I’m at my cousin’s house high off of my ass crying over how much I love my Mom

[annimator]

dat hurt/comfort tho

(new TomJake episode dropped, my reaction’s under the cut as usual)

• LMAO THAT HUG BETWEEN JAKE AND ELLIE WAS SO AWKWARD, I LOVE IT

• wait wdym Tom got injured trying to intervene with smth job related I THOUGHT HE WAS GOING THROUGH SOME PTSD OR SMTH-

• “I’m sorry Jake, the good ones always seem to get hurt.” THAT SHIT HURTED ;-;

• HE WAS WORRIED FOR TOM GETTING HURT AS A COP OMGGGG

• Gabbs looked so sad ;-;

• Jake’s Dad fucking suck. mf rlly called him loving tom a “LiFEsTyle”

• “Holy shit, you’re despicable!” YEAH TELL OFF YOUR ASSHOLE OF A DAD JAKE

• NOT THE SCENE OF JAKE ALONE IN BED PARALLELING THE SHOT OF TOM ALONE IN EPISODE 1

• TOM FLASHBACK. HE LOOKS SO ADORABLE AS A KID

• WAIT HIS MOM CALLED HIM EAGLE EYE WASN’T THAT ALSO USED IN EPISODE 1

• why are shitty parents a staple in DC lmao

• bro that scene with Tom looking into a mirror and seeing his older self tho

• Tom calling out for his mom :((((((

• ofc Jake and Lucia memorized Tom’s favourite donuts

• “I did it for Tommy- uh- er Reed.” AW SHE CARES FOR HIM

• OUGH THE WAY JAKE’S HOLDING TOM

• Tom’s (and Jake’s by the looks of it) love language being physical touch despite all the physical trauma he’s had over the years FUCKS ME UP

• HE CALLED TOM “LOVE” OMGGGG

• SO MUCH TOMJAKE HURT/COMFORT. THEY CARE FOR EACH OTHER SM I LOVE IT

• Damn that PTSD scene was actually pretty good. Jayce’s voice acting is great as always

• JAKE’S SO WORRIED FOR HIM ;-;

• “A lovely mother, but father was less than ideal.” So he’s like Moxxie from Helluva Boss- *I AM DRAGGED OFF THE STAGE*

• HAND HOLDINGGGG

• Awwww he called him “babe”

• “Jake, I’m just really scared. What if something were to happen, and I couldn’t protect you?” “Don’t talk like that, the most safe I feel is with you.” omg the communication between these two improved so well off screen

• that hug between Tom and is mother nearly made me cry ngl

• “He’s even cuter in person!” “I know right!” AWWWWWW

• Miriam ate this episode fr

• HELP JAKE SAID SMTH AND THEN IT CUTS TO TOM SAYING THE EXACT SAME THING.

• TOM JUST WANTED TO HELP PEOPLE, AND WANTED TO PROTECT HIS LOVED ONES BY TAKING THE HEAT THROUGH HIS WORK AS A SPY AND AS A COP

• Tom’s mom is based as hell I love her. Glad she’s accepting of Jake :D

• “He’s a dream boat, good pick!” “MOMMMMMMM” LMAOOOO

• “You’ll always be my hero.” “Thanks Mom” I don’t fell like retyping the whole convo they had in that scene, but OMGGGG

• “She mentioned that she was my honorary new mom.” aww that’s nice :D

• “She said she’d try to pop in for Miriam’s birthday!” “Aw, great!” “I can’t wait to see everyone!” YEAH SO AM I. IF JAMES AND AIDEN DON’T MAKE A CAMEO NEXT EPISODE I’LL BE VERY FUCKING DISSAPOINTED

• “The way you aren’t afraid to jump in help in any situation made me realize i don’t have to rely on others.” FUCK YEAH JAKE, AND GOOD FOR YOU TO DECIDING NOT TO BE ON SPEAKING TERMS WITH YOUR DAD >:D

• “That took a lot of bravery, I’m proud of you Jake.” AWWWWWWWWW

• Tom’s terrible at keeping secrets lmao

• NO WAY IT’S SHAWN- wait that’s Alec’s VA lmao

• so yea, great episode, another 10/10, but I CLEARLY REMEMBER JARED (Disventure Camp’s creator btw) SAYING HE’D MAKE A CAMEO, SO WHERE THE FUCK IS AIDEN-

[lesbiancharliedalton]

every time i think about how i came out to my mom i start crying and idk why. i knew it was going to be anti-climactic bc like my parents truly don't care and my mom used to ask me if i was gay when i was in middle/high school all the time. so she was literally just like i don't care i love you. but i still feel so like idk weird about it. not bad weird i guess but just like. bizarre. it's just a weird feeling. i've been talking to her a lot more lately though i feel like all my conversations with her over the past few months had been a little like. stilted or it felt like i was hiding something and i really just told her EVERYTHING about what happened with this person bc i haven't told her anything about anyone i've dated in a really long time and i needed my mommmmmmm

[loisfreakinglane]

has anyone asked disco yet? also ds9 also idk whatever the movies are called i can’t keep track of these things

OOOOOOOOOOH SO MANY TREKS!

disco!

The first character I first fell in love with: 

MICHAEL!!!!!!!!!!! THAT FACE. FOREVER.

The character I never expected to love as much as I do now: 

emperor georgiou is so evil and i adore her she is my EVERYTHING

The character everyone else loves that I don’t: 

no one springs to mind?

The character I love that everyone else hates: 

lorca was just suuuuuch a good character including all the villainy. ALSO I LOVED AIRIAM AND HER DEATH EP HIT ME HARD

The character I used to love but don’t any longer:

mmmmmmmm i've just....... gotten really ambivalent about gabrielle

The character I would totally smooch: 

ash, michael, book

The character I’d want to be like: 

JETT RENO, ICON

The character I’d slap: 

lorca?????? LELAND

A pairing that I love:

ASH/MICHAEL. also ash/pike i am what i am

A pairing that I despise: 

hmmmm the fact lorca/michael exists in some universe makes me shudder

DS9!

The first character I first fell in love with: 

it was either benjamin or julian

The character I never expected to love as much as I do now: 

GOD SO MANY PPL THO???? a huuuuuuuuge one is rom. i found him so obnoxiously weak willed at the beginning lol. ALSO O'BRIEN. oh and nog!!!!!!!!!!

The character everyone else loves that I don’t: 

nobody comes to mind!

The character I love that everyone else hates: 

DO PPL HATE QUARK BC HE'S AN ASSHOLE BUT I FIND HIM SOOOOOOOO ENTERTAINING. also ezri! we never should have lost jadzia but ezri was adorable

The character I used to love but don’t any longer:

i used to be way more into odo at the beginning of the show. still love him but i just got less and less interested

The character I would totally smooch: 

bashir is top of the list

The character I’d want to be like: 

can i say lwaxana troi or will u judge me

The character I’d slap: 

dukat obvsly. also quark! bc i love him but he deserves it!

A pairing that I love:

BASHIR/GARAK OTP 5EVERRRRRRRR

A pairing that I despise: 

why did they try to make ezri/bashir happen out of nowhere

star trek chris pine movies i think you're saying??

The first character I first fell in love with: 

KIRK! MY LOVE!

The character I never expected to love as much as I do now: 

i was so mad about sofia's character being a fully painted alien that i didn't expect how much i would ADOOOOOOORE jaylah. BUT I DO. MY BABY.

The character everyone else loves that I don’t: 

nobody??? i can't think of anyone lol

The character I love that everyone else hates: 

I LOVE CAROL MARCUS SHE IS MY SPACE MOM

The character I used to love but don’t any longer:

n/a

The character I would totally smooch: 

spock tops the list. then uhura, kirk, sulu, carol, etc lol

The character I’d want to be like: 

SPACE MOMMMMMMM

The character I’d slap: 

fake khan that piece of shit

A pairing that I love:

kirk/spock/uhura are an ot3 of dreams. also i fucking love both spock/uhura and kirk/carol leave me alooooooooone

A pairing that I despise: 

n/a! SO MUCH N/A

[millenialfanfictionaddiction]

MOMMMMMMM 🥺🥺🥺🥺

I am craving more of M-Y/n and S-Y/n 🥺🥺

Doesn't have to be text tho 🤔🤔

We just need content please 🤪

With love 😘,

Japan manager anon

😍😍😍😍😍 I'm so glad you liked them!!! I love the idea of two besties managing them! MSBY and the Adlers have been my fixation the last few weeks! I just can't get enough of them!

I'll probably do more texts but I'd like to do more!

[heyimboredtalktome]

HAPPPYYY BIRTHDAYYYYYY MOMMMMMMM

I LOBE YOUUUUUU BAHUT SAAAARAAAAA

Stop Licking me like that mom

That's me expressing my love jsksjsjakakskskaj

*squishes and licks aggressively*

Love uuuuuu💕💕🥺🥺🌺💕💓🌺💕💓💕✨💕✨💕✨💕

[it-wasnt-that-bad]

Insomnia

I am twenty four.

I lie awake at night, prosecuting myself for my crimes. I am a fundamentally bad person. My motives are bad. I am selfish. I am unworthy of love, yet have the audacity to fantasize about being comforted. More evidence of my poor character. I should at least have the decency to accept this. How dare I feel this longing? Others should look at me with only contempt and disdain. I'm disgusting. I'm bad. Punishing myself is penance. Sometimes it is begging people to see and care. I punish myself for that too. 

I am seventeen.

I lie awake at night, bandages scratchy over fresh wounds. I am weak and lazy and lack self discipline. I am trying to beat it into myself. If I hurt myself every time I fuck up maybe I'll finally stop fucking up. Eventually everyone will realize that I've been tricking them into thinking I'm smart and competent. Disgusting. How dare I fantasize about being held and comforted in someone's arms as I drift off to sleep? I am disgusting and unworthy. Pathetic.

I am fifteen. 

I lie awake at night, stomach empty and growling. I am a fat gluttonous slob, the very picture of lack of self control. My wants and needs are wrong and shameful. I should not want food. It’s disgusting that I want food. There’s still a small part of me that wants someone to notice, to be upset by it. But I don’t want to hurt other people, and I’m not ready to stop. Sometimes I imagine someone holding me and feeling safe. What if I’m making the “eating disorder” up for attention anyway? Maybe once I’m thin enough to deserve help.

I am thirteen.

I lie awake at night, thinking about where I could hang myself. I want to die. I'm so fucking sad it feels unbearable. I can't tell mom though, she's dealing with enough already and she needs me to be strong. I can't go back to dad's house tomorrow. He's a controlling asshole and it's unfair and unjust and I'm in the right but he never listens. If I don't stand up for myself then he wins, but I can never win. I told myself I'd try to stop cutting but it's so hard. I feel like I’m going to break under pressure sometimes.

I am eight.

I am out of bed at night, sitting curled up in the alcove in my mother’s room, pressed up against the window, cordless home phone in hand. I want my mom to come home and tuck me in. Why won’t she just come home? I know she has grading to do, but can't she come home to tuck me in and then go back? I'm trying to be strong and understand, but I want my mom. I know the sound of her cellphone number as I dial it. If I beg enough maybe she'll come home. I feel guilty the nights that she gives in. I shouldn’t have asked her to come home. I’m sorry. 

I am six.

I lie awake at night, my emotions a physical discomfort in my chest. I feel really guilty and bad. I know I wasn't supposed to have that chocolate in my room. I lied about it too. I can't sleep. I feel really bad. I did something wrong. If I tell my mom she might be disappointed in me but she'll forgive me. I have to confess because I can't stand this guilty feeling. I'm sorry. I'm sorry I did something wrong. I'm sorry I was bad. Maybe I can wake mom up and tell her I lied and I'm sorry. I can’t wait until morning, I need to tell her now. I’m sorry. 

I am five.

I lie awake at night, sweating and desperate for fresh air. It's hot and stuffy under my blanket but I have to keep it over my head so the monsters can’t get me. I'm scared. I'm sorry. I know the monsters aren't real, I'm not stupid. I'm five, not three. I know I'm acting like a baby. Mom wants me to stop waking her up every night. She already came back to my room once. She knows I have bad dreams and I’m scared but I don’t tell her about the monsters because they're not real. She would think I was stupid for believing in monsters. I try to be strong. I’m too scared. "Mom! Mommmmmm. Mommmmmm. Mommmmmmm. Mommmmmmm please just one more time, I’m scared. I promise this will be the last time. Mommmmmmmmyyyyy. Mom. PLEASE. Pleeeeeeaaaaaasssseeeee! MOMMMMMMY." I call for her until my throat is sore. She opens my door and I feel safe again. I'm sorry. I won't call again, I promise. I'm sorry. 

I am four?

I am awake at night, sobbing hysterically. Mom will give me 5 pennies every night, and every time I call her to my room she will take one. I get to keep the 5 pennies every night if I don’t call her. I really really really try. I don’t want to lose a penny. I don’t want to do anything wrong or bad. I have to be good so I don’t disappoint her. I’m so scared and sad. I want my mom but I want to be good. I have to choose. [I have a meltdown instead. No more pennies after that.]

[type-a-princess]

(really specific) total drama as vines

*Bridgette and Gwen when they found Harold's love letter*

Bridgette: *reading a fortune*

Gwen: what's your thing say

Bridgette: "you's about to get laid"

Gwen: is that what it said

Gwen: oh shit

-

Duncan: *lets go of steering wheel* I DONT FEEL LIKE DRIVING

Courtney: *takes the wheel* fuck you oh my fucking god

-

Zoey: did you hangout with Anne Maria last night?

Vito: y'know yeah I did

Zoey: oh- I love Anne Maria

Vito: you hate Anne Maria

Zoey: YEAH NO SHIT HONEY

-

Heather when she was about to get her head shaved: AHHHHHHH YOU BETTER STOP! STOP! BITCH STOP AHHHHHHHHH

-

Lindsay: so he broke up with me

Beth: why are you looking up?

Lindsay: I need to cry but my foundation was $48

-

fandom: *watching Total Drama*

normal people: WHY WERE YOU WATCHING THAT

fandom: PLEEEEASE DONT TELL MOMMMMMMM

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Cody during his audition tape: is there anything better than pussy? yes a really good book

-

Heather and Alejandro: *in the confessional booth together*

Chris: what the fuck is this allowed what the fuck is that allowed

-

Harold when Leshawna basically said she wasn't into him: so no head

-

Cody: why'd you dim the lights

Sierra: to save power

Sierra: and I wanna suck your dick

-

Gwen in season 1: this dumbass camp with all these dumbass people

anyone except Trent: hey

Gwen: hey

Gwen: fucking bitch

[veritasxrum]

!!! you are such a great severus snape okay. i adore you, molly adores you greatly as well. i love that you humanize him, as i've seen a lot of the fandom disregard this fact and just label him a bad guy which i don't believe he is. you give him light and that's what i love.

beep beep how’s my portrayal ? || @lonedynamo || Accepting

// MOMMMMMMM!!!!! THIS MEANS SO MUCH TO ME THAT YOU’RE OUT HERE LOVING MY PORTRAYAL! The Snep is so hard to write! I’ve actually wanted to make a Snep blog for years but it was always too intimidating so I never did it. I really wanted to humanize him and to show his complexity. I hope I’m doing him justice. You’re the best

[firstdegreefangirl]

My dear sweet internet Child. I love you. Drink some water and make sure you eat! - okay I'm done momming you!

Have a great Friday.

Random Fact Friday!

A cow-bison hybrid is called a “beefalo”

Mommmmmmm! I love you tooo! You can always come and mom me. Water and food. Got it. On the list for today.

And now I want one. Can I have a pet beefalo? I'll feed him and walk him, promise.

[waffle-panda]

Me, 21, not sure which gen im in: THE EARTH IS DYING AND I LOVE MY MOMMMMMMM

[mystical-tattooartist-blog]

Relatively

Relatively defines everything. When I was a kid my mom loved Adele. Specifically her song "Someone Like You". As an insensitive second grader, I would tell her "Mommmmmmm I hate this songgggg." In sixth grade I got my heart broken for the first time. And as my mom played "Someone Like You" by Adele, I found myself singing along. I guess the reason why I hated her so much as a second grader was because I couldn't relate to her. I guess what I'm trying to say is- You hate someone, until you relate to them.

[whatabrightplace]

♧ !!!

You’re my: MY MOMMMMMMMHow I met you: everyongWhy I follow you: because you write bombass ficsYour blog is: quality contentYour URL is: funny afffffffYour icon is: YOUR HUBBY BEING CUTE (I'm a loyal jinyoung stan no worries lmaooo)A random fact I know about you: you have a bunch of Daniel merch lmaoooGeneral opinion: you’re really really sweet and caring and you have an undying love for Daniel A random thought I have: why is your voice so cute while mine is so low and ugly-

mutuals send me a ♧ and I'll do this!!