#I LOVE MY MOMMMMMMM

[rogdona]

my mom is sending me a lot of happy stickers bc i said hi to her through the radioo💕🌷

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

i got moze too !!! 🥺 they love me …. waaahhhh

. OKAY SO I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ASLEEP A WHILE AGO BUT. PDJKDBDKDBDBF

[olddustorange]

one of the Key Historical Turning Points in goop’s official history is gwyneth paltrow baking a muffin for her dad in 1997

[annimator]

dat hurt/comfort tho

(new TomJake episode dropped, my reaction’s under the cut as usual)

• LMAO THAT HUG BETWEEN JAKE AND ELLIE WAS SO AWKWARD, I LOVE IT

• wait wdym Tom got injured trying to intervene with smth job related I THOUGHT HE WAS GOING THROUGH SOME PTSD OR SMTH-

• “I’m sorry Jake, the good ones always seem to get hurt.” THAT SHIT HURTED ;-;

• HE WAS WORRIED FOR TOM GETTING HURT AS A COP OMGGGG

• Gabbs looked so sad ;-;

• Jake’s Dad fucking suck. mf rlly called him loving tom a “LiFEsTyle”

• “Holy shit, you’re despicable!” YEAH TELL OFF YOUR ASSHOLE OF A DAD JAKE

• NOT THE SCENE OF JAKE ALONE IN BED PARALLELING THE SHOT OF TOM ALONE IN EPISODE 1

• TOM FLASHBACK. HE LOOKS SO ADORABLE AS A KID

• WAIT HIS MOM CALLED HIM EAGLE EYE WASN’T THAT ALSO USED IN EPISODE 1

• why are shitty parents a staple in DC lmao

• bro that scene with Tom looking into a mirror and seeing his older self tho

• Tom calling out for his mom :((((((

• ofc Jake and Lucia memorized Tom’s favourite donuts

• “I did it for Tommy- uh- er Reed.” AW SHE CARES FOR HIM

• OUGH THE WAY JAKE’S HOLDING TOM

• Tom’s (and Jake’s by the looks of it) love language being physical touch despite all the physical trauma he’s had over the years FUCKS ME UP

• HE CALLED TOM “LOVE” OMGGGG

• SO MUCH TOMJAKE HURT/COMFORT. THEY CARE FOR EACH OTHER SM I LOVE IT

• Damn that PTSD scene was actually pretty good. Jayce’s voice acting is great as always

• JAKE’S SO WORRIED FOR HIM ;-;

• “A lovely mother, but father was less than ideal.” So he’s like Moxxie from Helluva Boss- *I AM DRAGGED OFF THE STAGE*

• HAND HOLDINGGGG

• Awwww he called him “babe”

• “Jake, I’m just really scared. What if something were to happen, and I couldn’t protect you?” “Don’t talk like that, the most safe I feel is with you.” omg the communication between these two improved so well off screen

• that hug between Tom and is mother nearly made me cry ngl

• “He’s even cuter in person!” “I know right!” AWWWWWW

• Miriam ate this episode fr

• HELP JAKE SAID SMTH AND THEN IT CUTS TO TOM SAYING THE EXACT SAME THING.

• TOM JUST WANTED TO HELP PEOPLE, AND WANTED TO PROTECT HIS LOVED ONES BY TAKING THE HEAT THROUGH HIS WORK AS A SPY AND AS A COP

• Tom’s mom is based as hell I love her. Glad she’s accepting of Jake :D

• “He’s a dream boat, good pick!” “MOMMMMMMM” LMAOOOO

• “You’ll always be my hero.” “Thanks Mom” I don’t fell like retyping the whole convo they had in that scene, but OMGGGG

• “She mentioned that she was my honorary new mom.” aww that’s nice :D

• “She said she’d try to pop in for Miriam’s birthday!” “Aw, great!” “I can’t wait to see everyone!” YEAH SO AM I. IF JAMES AND AIDEN DON’T MAKE A CAMEO NEXT EPISODE I’LL BE VERY FUCKING DISSAPOINTED

• “The way you aren’t afraid to jump in help in any situation made me realize i don’t have to rely on others.” FUCK YEAH JAKE, AND GOOD FOR YOU TO DECIDING NOT TO BE ON SPEAKING TERMS WITH YOUR DAD >:D

• “That took a lot of bravery, I’m proud of you Jake.” AWWWWWWWWW

• Tom’s terrible at keeping secrets lmao

• NO WAY IT’S SHAWN- wait that’s Alec’s VA lmao

• so yea, great episode, another 10/10, but I CLEARLY REMEMBER JARED (Disventure Camp’s creator btw) SAYING HE’D MAKE A CAMEO, SO WHERE THE FUCK IS AIDEN-

[lesbiancharliedalton]

every time i think about how i came out to my mom i start crying and idk why. i knew it was going to be anti-climactic bc like my parents truly don't care and my mom used to ask me if i was gay when i was in middle/high school all the time. so she was literally just like i don't care i love you. but i still feel so like idk weird about it. not bad weird i guess but just like. bizarre. it's just a weird feeling. i've been talking to her a lot more lately though i feel like all my conversations with her over the past few months had been a little like. stilted or it felt like i was hiding something and i really just told her EVERYTHING about what happened with this person bc i haven't told her anything about anyone i've dated in a really long time and i needed my mommmmmmm

[loisfreakinglane]

has anyone asked disco yet? also ds9 also idk whatever the movies are called i can’t keep track of these things

OOOOOOOOOOH SO MANY TREKS!

disco!

The first character I first fell in love with: 

MICHAEL!!!!!!!!!!! THAT FACE. FOREVER.

The character I never expected to love as much as I do now: 

emperor georgiou is so evil and i adore her she is my EVERYTHING

The character everyone else loves that I don’t: 

no one springs to mind?

The character I love that everyone else hates: 

lorca was just suuuuuch a good character including all the villainy. ALSO I LOVED AIRIAM AND HER DEATH EP HIT ME HARD

The character I used to love but don’t any longer:

mmmmmmmm i've just....... gotten really ambivalent about gabrielle

The character I would totally smooch: 

ash, michael, book

The character I’d want to be like: 

JETT RENO, ICON

The character I’d slap: 

lorca?????? LELAND

A pairing that I love:

ASH/MICHAEL. also ash/pike i am what i am

A pairing that I despise: 

hmmmm the fact lorca/michael exists in some universe makes me shudder

DS9!

The first character I first fell in love with: 

it was either benjamin or julian

The character I never expected to love as much as I do now: 

GOD SO MANY PPL THO???? a huuuuuuuuge one is rom. i found him so obnoxiously weak willed at the beginning lol. ALSO O'BRIEN. oh and nog!!!!!!!!!!

The character everyone else loves that I don’t: 

nobody comes to mind!

The character I love that everyone else hates: 

DO PPL HATE QUARK BC HE'S AN ASSHOLE BUT I FIND HIM SOOOOOOOO ENTERTAINING. also ezri! we never should have lost jadzia but ezri was adorable

The character I used to love but don’t any longer:

i used to be way more into odo at the beginning of the show. still love him but i just got less and less interested

The character I would totally smooch: 

bashir is top of the list

The character I’d want to be like: 

can i say lwaxana troi or will u judge me

The character I’d slap: 

dukat obvsly. also quark! bc i love him but he deserves it!

A pairing that I love:

BASHIR/GARAK OTP 5EVERRRRRRRR

A pairing that I despise: 

why did they try to make ezri/bashir happen out of nowhere

star trek chris pine movies i think you're saying??

The first character I first fell in love with: 

KIRK! MY LOVE!

The character I never expected to love as much as I do now: 

i was so mad about sofia's character being a fully painted alien that i didn't expect how much i would ADOOOOOOORE jaylah. BUT I DO. MY BABY.

The character everyone else loves that I don’t: 

nobody??? i can't think of anyone lol

The character I love that everyone else hates: 

I LOVE CAROL MARCUS SHE IS MY SPACE MOM

The character I used to love but don’t any longer:

n/a

The character I would totally smooch: 

spock tops the list. then uhura, kirk, sulu, carol, etc lol

The character I’d want to be like: 

SPACE MOMMMMMMM

The character I’d slap: 

fake khan that piece of shit

A pairing that I love:

kirk/spock/uhura are an ot3 of dreams. also i fucking love both spock/uhura and kirk/carol leave me alooooooooone

A pairing that I despise: 

n/a! SO MUCH N/A

[millenialfanfictionaddiction]

MOMMMMMMM 🥺🥺🥺🥺

I am craving more of M-Y/n and S-Y/n 🥺🥺

Doesn't have to be text tho 🤔🤔

We just need content please 🤪

With love 😘,

Japan manager anon

😍😍😍😍😍 I'm so glad you liked them!!! I love the idea of two besties managing them! MSBY and the Adlers have been my fixation the last few weeks! I just can't get enough of them!

I'll probably do more texts but I'd like to do more!

[heyimboredtalktome]

HAPPPYYY BIRTHDAYYYYYY MOMMMMMMM

I LOBE YOUUUUUU BAHUT SAAAARAAAAA

Stop Licking me like that mom

That's me expressing my love jsksjsjakakskskaj

*squishes and licks aggressively*

Love uuuuuu💕💕🥺🥺🌺💕💓🌺💕💓💕✨💕✨💕✨💕

[it-wasnt-that-bad]

Insomnia

I am twenty four.

I lie awake at night, prosecuting myself for my crimes. I am a fundamentally bad person. My motives are bad. I am selfish. I am unworthy of love, yet have the audacity to fantasize about being comforted. More evidence of my poor character. I should at least have the decency to accept this. How dare I feel this longing? Others should look at me with only contempt and disdain. I'm disgusting. I'm bad. Punishing myself is penance. Sometimes it is begging people to see and care. I punish myself for that too. 

I am seventeen.

I lie awake at night, bandages scratchy over fresh wounds. I am weak and lazy and lack self discipline. I am trying to beat it into myself. If I hurt myself every time I fuck up maybe I'll finally stop fucking up. Eventually everyone will realize that I've been tricking them into thinking I'm smart and competent. Disgusting. How dare I fantasize about being held and comforted in someone's arms as I drift off to sleep? I am disgusting and unworthy. Pathetic.

I am fifteen. 

I lie awake at night, stomach empty and growling. I am a fat gluttonous slob, the very picture of lack of self control. My wants and needs are wrong and shameful. I should not want food. It’s disgusting that I want food. There’s still a small part of me that wants someone to notice, to be upset by it. But I don’t want to hurt other people, and I’m not ready to stop. Sometimes I imagine someone holding me and feeling safe. What if I’m making the “eating disorder” up for attention anyway? Maybe once I’m thin enough to deserve help.

I am thirteen.

I lie awake at night, thinking about where I could hang myself. I want to die. I'm so fucking sad it feels unbearable. I can't tell mom though, she's dealing with enough already and she needs me to be strong. I can't go back to dad's house tomorrow. He's a controlling asshole and it's unfair and unjust and I'm in the right but he never listens. If I don't stand up for myself then he wins, but I can never win. I told myself I'd try to stop cutting but it's so hard. I feel like I’m going to break under pressure sometimes.

I am eight.

I am out of bed at night, sitting curled up in the alcove in my mother’s room, pressed up against the window, cordless home phone in hand. I want my mom to come home and tuck me in. Why won’t she just come home? I know she has grading to do, but can't she come home to tuck me in and then go back? I'm trying to be strong and understand, but I want my mom. I know the sound of her cellphone number as I dial it. If I beg enough maybe she'll come home. I feel guilty the nights that she gives in. I shouldn’t have asked her to come home. I’m sorry. 

I am six.

I lie awake at night, my emotions a physical discomfort in my chest. I feel really guilty and bad. I know I wasn't supposed to have that chocolate in my room. I lied about it too. I can't sleep. I feel really bad. I did something wrong. If I tell my mom she might be disappointed in me but she'll forgive me. I have to confess because I can't stand this guilty feeling. I'm sorry. I'm sorry I did something wrong. I'm sorry I was bad. Maybe I can wake mom up and tell her I lied and I'm sorry. I can’t wait until morning, I need to tell her now. I’m sorry. 

I am five.

I lie awake at night, sweating and desperate for fresh air. It's hot and stuffy under my blanket but I have to keep it over my head so the monsters can’t get me. I'm scared. I'm sorry. I know the monsters aren't real, I'm not stupid. I'm five, not three. I know I'm acting like a baby. Mom wants me to stop waking her up every night. She already came back to my room once. She knows I have bad dreams and I’m scared but I don’t tell her about the monsters because they're not real. She would think I was stupid for believing in monsters. I try to be strong. I’m too scared. "Mom! Mommmmmm. Mommmmmm. Mommmmmmm. Mommmmmmm please just one more time, I’m scared. I promise this will be the last time. Mommmmmmmmyyyyy. Mom. PLEASE. Pleeeeeeaaaaaasssseeeee! MOMMMMMMY." I call for her until my throat is sore. She opens my door and I feel safe again. I'm sorry. I won't call again, I promise. I'm sorry. 

I am four?

I am awake at night, sobbing hysterically. Mom will give me 5 pennies every night, and every time I call her to my room she will take one. I get to keep the 5 pennies every night if I don’t call her. I really really really try. I don’t want to lose a penny. I don’t want to do anything wrong or bad. I have to be good so I don’t disappoint her. I’m so scared and sad. I want my mom but I want to be good. I have to choose. [I have a meltdown instead. No more pennies after that.]

[type-a-princess]

(really specific) total drama as vines

*Bridgette and Gwen when they found Harold's love letter*

Bridgette: *reading a fortune*

Gwen: what's your thing say

Bridgette: "you's about to get laid"

Gwen: is that what it said

Gwen: oh shit

-

Duncan: *lets go of steering wheel* I DONT FEEL LIKE DRIVING

Courtney: *takes the wheel* fuck you oh my fucking god

-

Zoey: did you hangout with Anne Maria last night?

Vito: y'know yeah I did

Zoey: oh- I love Anne Maria

Vito: you hate Anne Maria

Zoey: YEAH NO SHIT HONEY

-

Heather when she was about to get her head shaved: AHHHHHHH YOU BETTER STOP! STOP! BITCH STOP AHHHHHHHHH

-

Lindsay: so he broke up with me

Beth: why are you looking up?

Lindsay: I need to cry but my foundation was $48

-

fandom: *watching Total Drama*

normal people: WHY WERE YOU WATCHING THAT

fandom: PLEEEEASE DONT TELL MOMMMMMMM

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Cody during his audition tape: is there anything better than pussy? yes a really good book

-

Heather and Alejandro: *in the confessional booth together*

Chris: what the fuck is this allowed what the fuck is that allowed

-

Harold when Leshawna basically said she wasn't into him: so no head

-

Cody: why'd you dim the lights

Sierra: to save power

Sierra: and I wanna suck your dick

-

Gwen in season 1: this dumbass camp with all these dumbass people

anyone except Trent: hey

Gwen: hey

Gwen: fucking bitch

[veritasxrum]

!!! you are such a great severus snape okay. i adore you, molly adores you greatly as well. i love that you humanize him, as i've seen a lot of the fandom disregard this fact and just label him a bad guy which i don't believe he is. you give him light and that's what i love.

beep beep how’s my portrayal ? || @lonedynamo || Accepting

// MOMMMMMMM!!!!! THIS MEANS SO MUCH TO ME THAT YOU’RE OUT HERE LOVING MY PORTRAYAL! The Snep is so hard to write! I’ve actually wanted to make a Snep blog for years but it was always too intimidating so I never did it. I really wanted to humanize him and to show his complexity. I hope I’m doing him justice. You’re the best

[firstdegreefangirl]

My dear sweet internet Child. I love you. Drink some water and make sure you eat! - okay I'm done momming you!

Have a great Friday.

Random Fact Friday!

A cow-bison hybrid is called a “beefalo”

Mommmmmmm! I love you tooo! You can always come and mom me. Water and food. Got it. On the list for today.

And now I want one. Can I have a pet beefalo? I'll feed him and walk him, promise.

[waffle-panda]

Me, 21, not sure which gen im in: THE EARTH IS DYING AND I LOVE MY MOMMMMMMM

[mystical-tattooartist-blog]

Relatively

Relatively defines everything. When I was a kid my mom loved Adele. Specifically her song "Someone Like You". As an insensitive second grader, I would tell her "Mommmmmmm I hate this songgggg." In sixth grade I got my heart broken for the first time. And as my mom played "Someone Like You" by Adele, I found myself singing along. I guess the reason why I hated her so much as a second grader was because I couldn't relate to her. I guess what I'm trying to say is- You hate someone, until you relate to them.

[whatabrightplace]

♧ !!!

You’re my: MY MOMMMMMMMHow I met you: everyongWhy I follow you: because you write bombass ficsYour blog is: quality contentYour URL is: funny afffffffYour icon is: YOUR HUBBY BEING CUTE (I'm a loyal jinyoung stan no worries lmaooo)A random fact I know about you: you have a bunch of Daniel merch lmaoooGeneral opinion: you’re really really sweet and caring and you have an undying love for Daniel A random thought I have: why is your voice so cute while mine is so low and ugly-

mutuals send me a ♧ and I'll do this!!

[lashaunluxe]

Mommmmmmm !!!! To my personal Peter 😂, my Queen, my spiritual advisor, my friend, my nurse, my boss and supporter Happy 40th Birthday ! I've literally watched you become a woman and seen first hand the way God has worked in you're life and am so grateful to be apart of it. Thank you for you're honesty and transparency and the way you pour into every aspect of my own life. Thank you for covering me in prayer the way you do and I hope to one day be as beautiful, strong and resilient as you are. I speak abundance and restoration and healing over you and in you in Jesus Name ! I pray that this be your year of reaping what you've sown ! I love you Linda ❤️