#I JUST......

[bakvrue]

Thinking about sucking Katsuki off while he fucks himself backwards on a dildo suction cupped to the wall. The small movement of his hips repeatedly presses the fake cock right against his prostate. His hand is wrapped around your hair, holding onto you like a lifeline while you swallow all of him. Spit drips down your chin, and you look up at him, his eyes rolling into the back of his skull. His hips stutter when you gag, and he's so close his legs start to shake. Gasping, moaning, cumming down your throat, and still fucking himself back onto that cock...

[eyes-of-nine]

*wakes up in cold sweat* Faroe Lester would be an incredible lonely avatar

[nerdby]

I'm reading Hawkeye (2015) and I just....Is Clint Barton in a situationship with Kate Bishop? Is that what I'm seeing here????😶And don't worry, she calls him out on the whole age gap thing and it's like mostly platonic. But he also just flat-out told her he doesn't want to be in a relationship with her only because he's bad at relationships and it'd fuck up their work dynamic. And I just--

[perfectlyripeclementine]

thinking about the sound of someone's voice. guiding me on the phone as i let my hands roam over my body, how they can tell the good spots from the noises i make. thinking about receiving an audio and hearing them pleasure themself thinking about me and how that would make me so wet so quickly. thinking about them telling me to record myself for them because they want to hear me while they play with themself.

[cinamun]

Finished cleaning my kitchen, sat down and saw this--

Fuckin SENT me.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I was like

[mmira-d]

videos of ppl flipping their canvases and complaining abt it make me feel crazy......,.,. like, girl the whole point of doing that is so YOU can refresh how you see your own drawing and not get stuck.... it doesn't work on ppl who have never seen your drawing before ..

[fantastic-nonsense]

legitimately obsessed with the fact that Maddie still being with Doug is what makes Buck start questioning if he's dreaming. he loves his sister so much it drives me insane

[kisstheashes]

did elon fuck with tesla autopilot again

why are they not showing any break lights when they're slowing down

it only shows lights if theyre completely stopped

as if the car now only indicates break lights when done manually

as if driving behind these fuckers wasn't already hell

[laurent-ofvere]

reading that fic just reminded me how badly I want to get railed 😭 like how I’m 24 and still a virgin is beyond me bro- I was IN HEAT when I was 19

😭😭😭😭 its a powerful fic man let me tell ya

[tired-biscuit]

modern au kiba would have those big brown eyes that i'd fold over so quick u could call me a lawn chair

[whiteshipnightjar]

Zoozve, my beloved

[so-many-ocs]

[on the verge of having a complete breakdown] i need to make some kind of list or perhaps sort things into categories

[wizardpotions]

Christmas as a cultural icon is starting to get really dystopian in a climate sense, december has historically been a time of year in which there would be snow in a significant portion of europe and north america, and the fact that its not even icy this time of year and all the christmas songs and decorations reference a time of year that will likely never exist in the same way again in my life time is so strange.

[bonesandthebees]

one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again