#I JUST WANTED A FUCKING PICHU

[knownbyanothername]

imo people who try to shove you into another identity that isn't yours for their comfort/gatekeeping are awful.

[violentlydefending]

okay that's great and all but hear me out. what if they had pokemon. [id in alt, more under the cut!]

hi. (wearing a shirt that says "ask me about my yakuza pokemon au" but i'm looking in a mirror so i just start going nuts right off the bat)

woah it's some guy with a dragon tattoo!! lotsa dragons, lotsa fighters, and of course THE parent pokemon!! the zangoose is part of a matching set with majima's seviper, naturally. also it matches his autism stare. blaziken's there out of respect for nugget.

GO GO HARUKA!!! lotsa baby pokemon when she's younger :] the pichu turns into an idol pikachu mainly because i wanted something for her that'd fall in line with that but i also think igglybuff is ugly. sorry. happiny's there in particular because of the crazy eldest daughter syndrome she catches from y3 onwards LOL. that caretaker role hit her hard. sorry girl.

seviper's part of the matching set with kiryu's zangoose, naturally :] plus it fits the snake thing he's got going on with his tattoo. also some dogs!! specifically some fucked up ones!! also did you know froslass only goes after men it thinks is handsome. yeah.

daigo's so funny in y2 imo. aegislash is there in particular because it detects innate qualities of leadership!! anyway that bisharp becomes a kingambit when he's chairman (thumbs up!!)

tiger man gets the tiger man. cat. lots of big burly guys for the big burly guy. etc etc. i like that his training in y4 is just to go mining so i HAD to have at least one fossil mon. hi bastiodon!!!

yasuko's getting hit with the one-two of Beauty(TM) and Small(TM) versions of what her older brother's got :']

tanimura gets a lot of fighty guys, in particular i tried to find ones that sorta fit with the little asia stuff he's got going on. blastoise is there because of the tortoise thing and he's got a gun so ??? actually i might switch blastoise out if i end up exploring this au more LOL and zebstrika's there because he's a horse girl <3

akiyama!! a bunch of kicky guys to fit his fighting style and talonflame because of his phoenix thing. audino because he's the lifeline of kamurocho :]

hana!! why does she not have a last name!!! anyway lotsa guys to match her fighting style :]

magikarp -> gyarados is literally THE most obvious thing to pick out for nishikiyama but if it works it works!!!

makoto and tachibana get a matching set of eeveelutions :] i think a shaymin shows itself before makoto either when she gets her watch back or when she gets the new watch strap

i'm not 100% sure for most of these teams if anyone wants to share their own ideas i'm all ears!!

anyway yeah. hi. thanks for checking this out ily <3 (is still wearing the "ask me about my yakuza pokemon au" shirt and but i am now looking directly into your eyes)

[realpokemon]

Someone in my town just got killed by a wild beedrill. I didn't even know pokemon could kill people what the fuck

pokémon kill people ALL THE TIME. a determined and evil pichu could kill you if it really wanted

[rottenpumpkin13]

HAHHAHA! Nothing’s stopping me from doing it TWICE!

BEAUTIFUL PERSON AWARD! Once you are given this award you're supposed to paste it in the asks of 8 people who deserve it. If you break the chain nothing happens, but it's sweet to know someone thinks you're beautiful inside and out 💕

(Bc you deserve a million of these, seriously!! But I will also send an ask to not waste your time x,D)

What are AGSZC’s YouTube search histories? >:3c

I've been wanting to tell you this for the longest time: the cable protector for my laptop charger is a Pikachu! It often kills my writer's block because I can feel its (positive) judgmental stare whenever I don't write. A+ involuntary Pichu motivation! Unfortunately I glanced at the ask this morning and completely mistook the question while I was drafting it at work

( ╥ ᴗ ╥) I unhelpfully present you:

AGSZC Google Search Histories

CLOUD:

• What to do if being stalked

• What to do if being stalked by dead man

• What to do if being stalked by dead man and mother

• Writhe meaning

• What does it mean when someone says writhe for me

• Was Sephiroth queer when he was alive

• How to talk to people without making it awkward

• Why is my memory poor

• How to tell woman I love her

• How to kill someone once and for all

• How to be a good puppet~

• HOW TO STOP MIND CONTROL IMMEDIATELY

GENESIS:

• Who would win in a fight Genesis or Sephiroth

• Genesis Rhapsodos aesthetic

• How to bully people in a goddess honoring way

• Genesis Rhapsodos video compilations

• Cowboys

• Where to rent horse

• Is Masamune heavier than Rapier

• Masamune weight

• How to fix a broken sword

• Super glue strong enough to hold sword together

• How to hide broken sword from friend

• Sephiroth sword replica for sale

• Where to buy replica of Sephiroth's sword

• How to convince a friend their sword was always broken

• Can a sword just break on its own

• Sephiroth x reader fanfiction

• Logical reasons for sword to break on its own

• Acting tips for looking surprised

• How to gaslight your friend

• How to deflect blame in conversation

• How to avoid eye contact when lying

• How to create a distraction during a confrontation

• How to flee the country

SEPHIROTH:

• Benefits of owning a cat

• Sephiroth costume

• BDSM meaning

• Name for device that extinguishes fire

• Fire extinguisher for sale

• Haunted by the faces of people long gone what do I do

• How to stop sitting on my hair

• Am I gay quiz

• Angeal Hewley shirtless

• What does it mean when you dream about being held by blue alien mother

• How to dream about blue alien mother more often

• Situations where it is appropriate to say fuck

• Can I say fuck randomly

• Where to look for items when you misplace them

• Where could I have misplaced my sword

• How to donate effectively to social causes

• Videos of people crying in regret after cutting their hair

• Can you consume a salt lamp

• DTF meaning

• Milf meaning

• Slang terms to use to sound normal

• Silly cat videos

• Why is piracy wrong

• Free movies watch online HD

• How to make protein shake taste like pasta

• Am I depressed quiz

• Spaghetti recipe

• How to put out kitchen fire

• How to remove spaghetti from ceiling

ZACK:

• Sephiroth bald

• can you die from licking batteries

• can you die from inhaling cheese puff dust

• Apple bottom jeans

• boots with the fur

• Reebok's with the straps

• Why does my husband look at other women

• Is it safe to eat pinecones

• Are moogles real

• How to befriend a moogle

• Can you die from licking hair gel

• What are the implications of string theory for quantum gravity in multidimensional spacetime

• Sephiroth x Genesis Rhapsodos fics

• How to explode things using mind

• Cool dog collar jewelry

• Cool dog collar jewelry SFW

• Sunflower tattoo

• Is it normal to kiss your friends

• How to kiss friends in a bromance way

• How to tell if I'm psychic

• Intersectional feminism

ANGEAL:

• Empanada recipe

• Where to hypothetically hide a body

• Tzatziki recipe

• Signs you're in a polycule

• Am I in a polycule how to tell

• Is it normal to plan your own funeral ahead of time

• Valid coupons printable

• Is it normal to vent to your houseplants about your problems

• Used dog cage for sale

• How to make friend realize that dreaming of blue alien mother isn't normal

• How to approach fact that friend needs therapy in conversation

• How to fix sword in case it ever breaks randomly

• Good gifts for teenagers with ADHD

• Chainsaw for sale

• Is a chainsaw a good gift

• Why am I so tired all the time

• Why is it that every time you search something online the internet makes you think you have an incurable disease

• Fun team building activities

• How to convince coworkers that trust falls are safe

• How to stop bleeding fast

• Encouraging words to calm down panicking crowd

• paramedic number

[edsanon]

DO NOT LOOK AT ME I AM JUST AS CONFUSED AS EVERYONE

This popped out of nowhere

But I kinda love it ???

Anyway, PLA au or something I still don’t know-

Some hcs below the cut.

Aizetsu is a Pokémon magnet and I stand by that since I originally hc him being a disney Princess. Put him in the Alabaster Iceland alone for three hours then go back for him and you’ll see him sitting with a giant Garchomp on his lap demanding pets. His shiny Sylveon is his baby, he will sent the world ablaze if something happens to her (she’s so tiny-), same goes for his zorua. Rei likes him, though Aizetsu probably stays near the training grounds. He’d probably enjoy Ingo’s presence.

Urogi would probably just have fun, flying around and sometimes bothering the wardens- especially Liam and Sabi, to play. Sabi is always happy to, and she’s Braviary’s warden so she likes birbs. Liam has shiny rocks. He may also offer piggy back rides to Akari and Rei (mostly Rei since he’s the one to ask). Pokemons don’t like him much though, so he often picks up Aizetsu to lure in a Pokémon.

As for Karaku he’s either with Urogi, getting screamed at by Sekido, annoying Cyllene or the rest of the corps, or he’s near Arezu, which is often the case. She wants to experiment with new hairstyles ? Well Karaku’s there, and he stayed still for several hours while she was experimenting with his hair. For being relaxed he certainly was ! He has a cyndaquil and a Petillil.

Sekido is.. angry. And an electric type Pokémon magnet. Really, he steps outside and suddenly there’s a Pichu latching onto his kimono and won’t let go. Also, due to his blood demon art, Pokemons who evolves with a thunder stone just have to touch him in order to evolve. He’s not well liked in the village, in fact people tends to avoid him (except Ingo because we love Ingo in this house and he’s wonderful) the only thing that they’re thankful for is that he’s the only one to stand up when Kamado is saying bullshit. He’s a Kamado Slander and that’s good for him. I do think Sekido is soft for his brothers, and if his brothers care for someone then he will try to care too, so I’ll let you imagine how he reacts whenever Commander Kamadoo-doo-head forces Rei to do something when he’s sick or wounded.

“What are you doing here ? Shouldn’t you be in the infirmary ?”

“Well..Kamado said-“

“I Heard enough.”

Before grabbing his staff and walking away. You can be sure Urogi and Karaku aren’t far behind wanting to witness an ass whooping while Aizetsu stays near Rei just in case. The only reason that Kamado isn’t dead yet is because Arceus decided to say “fuck it” and the brothers are hurting like hell each time they try to kill someone. They are surviving barely with blood donations, potato mochis, and corpses.

It’s three am, I did not mean to dump hcs like this, but hey, who is gonna read this anyway ? Just enjoy the art.

[ghostlycombee]

Y'know I'm glad I don't have to worry about fairy lie bullshit and I can just say anything with no supernatural threats. Did you know pichu is dark type? Did you know that Sapporo is the capital of the state of Queensland, Germany? I can just fucking lie all I want. This is amazing. Rip a bunch of people on rotomblr though

[gyunikum]

Bulbasaur vs. Pikachu

Okay, so, in the instance of a Bulbasaur vs. Pikachu battle, I wondered how it would go down.

Let us look at the facts below the cut:

Disclaimer: all info taken from bulbapedia, and I’m working with generation VIII data. 

First: Käärijä as Bulbasaur.

According to Bulbapedia, Bulbasaur evolves into Ivysaur at level 16. So that means Käärijä is supposed to be level 15. But! Someone mentioned that one of Bulbasaur’s attack was translated to siemensyöksy in Finnish which is Seed Bomb. Now, Seed Bomb is available at level 18 (in generation VIII). Which means Käärijä refused to evolve into Ivysaur at level 16. Let’s just say Käärijä just leveled up to 18 and learned siemensyöksy and wants to try it out :)

Based on available proof and information, Käärijä’s moveset might look something like this: Razor Leaf, Vine Whip, Seed Bomb, Growth.

So that’s three damaging attacks and one move that raises attack power. As for defensive, Grass-types are resistant against Electric-type, which means Electric attacks only deal 1/2x damage.

Using a stat calculator, I calculated his stats at level 18 to be:

Next up:

Häärijä as Pikachu:

He is a level ??? for lack of data. Let’s pretend he’s level 18 to even out the playing field. Since he’s evolved from Pichu into Pikachu, it’s safe to say that his friendship is very high. 

His moveset, all learned by TMs (technical machine), include: Thunderbolt, Agility, Double Team and Substitute.

Explanation: Thunderbolt, because that’s the only actual attack we’ve seen Häärijä use. Agility because he’s fast as fuck boy with his rollerblades on. Double Team because he’s just an illusion. And Substitute because what is he, but an echo of Käärijä from another universe that Käärijä uses as a substitute for memories of his childhood?

Resistance:

Basically the same as above, if Häärijä hits a Grass-type with his Electric attacks, his adversary only gets 1/2x damage.

As for stats:

Battle in the second part.

[altocat]

‘Ello!! I just reread Barrage today and did you know that GAHHHHHH IT’S SO FUCKING GOOD 🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌 Want to copy/paste/gush about so many darn lines!!! I literally can’t choose which ones xD But the ENDING with Seph breaking down in front of Hojo, and Hojo semi-comforting him (“soft as deception”), and then the dagger with Angeal 😭❤️ Gahhhh Atlo!! You break me!! xD Such a joy to reread!!!

Anywho! Just thought that was some useful info :3

hhhhh thank you Pichu!!!!!

I'm hoping to expand more on this in Sinners. I'll put the pedal to the metal as soon as I see how Episode 2 opens.

[inaris-pokemon-world]

random but just wanted to say that I think it’s really neat that you make your own versions of shiny Pokémon for your world, don’t see a lot of people do that. It’s just neat to see and fun to see how you change things up

Aaaaaa thank you! Most shinies I like a lot, but there are some that are just… egh. Mostly the ones that don’t change much. And there’s literally no reason not to change it later (I mean, look at Charizard, who they changed from purple/teal to black/red in Gen 3), but Game Freak won’t for some reason? And some of them they keep making worse???

Like, God, just look at shiny Pichu vs the non-shiny in the 3D stuff.

Holy shit dude, this is AWFUL. Where is my Pikachu-colored friend? QnQ Which one is even the shiny? Fuck if I know!

So I said, what I just change ALL of them, how about that?? So how about a palette cleanser? Inari world shiny Mudkip!

Modeled after a wildtype axolotl!

[zeherili-ankhein]

So.... I said fuck it and made a playlist of Bollywood songs dedicated* to Jily for all the desi jily fans out there

James and Lily but make them Desi – Pootatu on Spotify

The songs I have included

Zoobi Doobi – Sonu Nigam, Shreya Ghoshal

Gulabi Aankhen – SANAM

Lutt Putt Gaya – Arijit Singh

Tumhe Jo Maine Dekha – Abhijeet, Shreya Ghoshal

Tere Naina – Shankar Mahadevan, Shreya Ghoshal

Achha Lagta Hai – Mohit Chauhan, Shreya Ghoshal

Pretty Woman – Shankar Mahadevan

O'Meri Laila – Atif Aslam, Jyotica Tangri

Naina Da Kya Kasoor – Amit Trivedi

Haule Haule – Sukhwinder Singh

Manwa Lage – Arijit Singh, Shreya Ghoshal

Tu Jaane Na – Atif Aslam

Titli – Chinmayi, Gopi Sundar

Jab Se Tere Naina – Monty Sharma, Shaan

Wo Ladki Hai Kahan – Shaan, Kavita Krishnamurthy

Apna Bana Le – Sachin-Jigar, Arijit Singh

Ghorey Pe Sawaar – Sireesha Bhagavatula

Dagabaaz Re – Rahat Fateh Ali Khan, Shreya

Some Bengali songs I also added just because I wanted to

Rimjhim E Dharate – Shaan, Shreya Ghoshal

Mor Bhabonare – Saptarshi Mukherjee, Sahana Bajpei

Sajani – Nilayan Chatterjee

Tomar Pichu Charbo Na – Nahid Hasan

I dunno why I typed every song out like wtf is wrong with me?? Anyways I might add more songs in the future idk

*all the songs doesn't relate to Jily but those songs gives me the vibes of Jily

@foreignink lol

[floral-poisons]

twst cast and their pokémon

i’ve been playing pokemon: scarlet and legends arceus recently, as well as reflecting back on my time with the game series. i’ve watched the anime since i was a kid, played the games from grade school and onwards. i haven’t had time to return to it until now.

so here’s a post as to what kind of pokemon i think the twst cast would have. (it’s been a while since i made a full post like this)

NRC STAFF

dire crowley

murkrow - corviknight - drifblim

in keeping with the bird man’s bird theme, i think it’s suitable for him to have primarily flying type pokemon. both murkrow and corviknight fit his general bird theme. and i’d also believe he would have an affinity for ghost type pokemon, hence the drifblim.

ashton vargas

machamp - hitmontop - conkeldurr - throh

ashton would need pokemon that can keep up with his physical regiment. hence why his has an affinity for and specializes in fighting type pokemon. his pokemon are definitely the strongest in terms of brute strength among the nrc staff.

mozus trein

liepard - persian - skitty

honestly? i think mozus would just have cat pokemon. anything in the form of a cat is good enough. he’s had liepard and persian for a long time, but the newest addition to his family is skitty (as a gift from his daughters). skitty’s a little bit of a troublemaker to the students.

divus crewel

glameow - cinccino - sylveon - roserade

divus has an eye out for any pokemon that looks good. he greatly values the aesthetic appearance of his pokemon and has definitely won many a beauty contest. he does seem to have a knack for dealing with fairy type pokemon though he says his specialty lies with normal type.

sam

yamask - mismagius - misdreavus

our mysterious merchant dweller is most certainly a man who specializes in ghost type pokemon. you can find them helping around the shop, grabbing things from the back, helping students find things. his pokemon also appear to know a lot of things, especially things crowley wouldn’t want getting out.

DIASOMNIA

malleus draconia

haxorus - garchomp - dragapult - hydreigon - altaria - flabebe

malleus, the great malleus draconia, of course has an affinity for dragon type pokemon. his grandmother is a famed woman all throughout twisted wonderland for her research on dragon type pokemon and her specialty with them. of course, there is an outlier with his team: the tiny flabebe. and that’s because yuu gave it to him. he cherishes flabebe because of this!

lilia vanrouge

noivern - golbat - tinkaton - fidough - mawile - absol

lilia has been around for a long time. the man has seen all kinds of pokemon and has enough experience under his belt that he’s trained every type at one point in his life. lots of pokemon have come and gone with him. but he never sees his pokemon’s passing as a bad thing. rather, it’s a new beginning and a new chance to meet new pokemon. this time around, he comes with a focus on fairy type pokemon and flying type, as well as his absol from years ago.

silver

snorlax - pichu - flaaffy - umbreon

silver is loved by all pokemon. and i’m being entirely serious when i say this. pokemon generally love him! even the most hostile ones! he doesn’t have any set preferences nor does he feel bogged down by the shadows of malleus and lilia. his team tends to be all over the place but you can always rely on seeing him with his main four, napping all of them together on the grass.

sebek zigvolt

axew - gible - dreepy - deino - duskull

sebek greatly looks up to malleus, hence why he has primarily dragon pokemon. in particular, axew, gible, dreepy, and deino are the first forms for malleus’s pokemon. however, as much as sebek loves them, he has a secret love for ghost type pokemon! lilia advises him always to remember that it’s okay to like something different from his idol and to take care of his pokemon.

HEARTSLABYUL

riddle rosehearts

roserade - comfey - lilligant - lurantis - arboliva

riddle does not fuck around when it comes to pokemon. he’s incredibly serious about their health and their wellbeing, making sure they are always in tip top shape. for most of his life, his mother forced upon him the kinds of pokemon he should have, not what he would want. eventually, he gave up on appeasing his mother and began catching pokemon that he had connections with rather than their practicality. the only pokemon that remains from his mother is roserade, whom he raised since they were a budew.

trey clover

alcremie - slurpuff - mime jr. - flareon

trey’s pokemon tend to be more practical in his day to day activities, particularly with baking. he enlists the help of mime jr. and flareon to help with baking. alcremie and slurpuff are both pokemon who resemble items associated with pastries. they love helping trey in the kitchen and getting extra treats from riddle.

cater diamond

bellossom - cherrim - florges - sinistea - jigglypuff

cater’s taste in pokemon tends to vary depending on what’s trending. however, what’s certain is that he always goes viral with the cute photoshoots he plans with his pokemon. he does primarily have grass types and fairy types. but nevertheless, cater’s taste is never set which honestly makes him very fluid when training pokemon. pokemon also love him! and deuce and ace constantly come to him to ask for advice on how he managed to get his pokemon to listen to him.

ace trappola

torchic - growlithe - pidgey - zubat

ace has a penchant for fiery fire types like torchic and growlithe, but also aims to free himself from constraints and fly like pidgey and zubat. his affinity for fire types and flying types is a unique combination, but not entirely unheard of. however, he does struggle to get his pokemon to listen to him especially during battle. they tend to do their own thing and are impulsive like him.

deuce spade

oshawott - magikarp - totodile - mudkip

back in middle school, deuce was someone who preferred fighting type pokemon and ground type. however, once he got to nrc, he took it as an opportunity to start anew. he thus came to want to specialize in water type pokemon, starting with oshawott. however, like ace, he struggles to get his pokemon to listen to him. especially oshawott. sometimes the little guy will chase deuce around with his shell. it’s quite funny actually.

POMEFIORE

vil schoenheit

espeon - gardevoir - drapion - hatterene - gothorita

everyone expects vil to be a poison type pokemon specialist. but when he presents his team, it’s...well, let’s just say people’s expectations have definitely been subverted. vil specializes in psychic type pokemon and one of the few poison types he has is his drapion, which he has raised since he was a child. all of them look beautiful and are well taken care of by vil himself. they’re also spoiled too. vil love spoiling his pokemon! he’s well on his way to becoming one of the greatest actors, and beauty pageant winners, in the entirety of twisted wonderland!

rook hunt

gallade - chimecho - aromatisse - azumarill

rook’s good enough to hunt for himself. he doesn’t need a partner, which is why he doesn’t have pokemon partners that help him hunt. people tend to be surprised by this. but he has an affinity for both psychic and fairy type pokemon and specializes in both as well. the man also loves his pokemon and spoils them to no end, praising them so much that you can see the embarrassment on their faces. sometimes, they just end up dragging him away (for comedic purposes).

epel felmier

applin - grookey - timburr - riolu - mienfoo

epel is here for practical pokemon, pokemon that help him with his family’s business and pokemon that are physically strong. he looks towards ashton as a role model and takes upon training fighting type pokemon like timburr, riolu, and mienfoo (mienfoo was at vil’s insistance). however, he doesn’t forget his roots with grookey and applin. epel originally found his applin to be annoying but the little guy started growing on him, especially after the applin saved him from a big, wild pokemon.

SAVANACLAW

leona kingscholar

pyroar - aggron - metagross - scizor - shieldon

the lion prince himself needs a lion pokemon, in being pyroar. a symbol of his family lineage, if you will. outside of that, however, he doesn’t care much for fire type pokemon or ground types. rather, he has an affinity for steel types, particularly for their durability and their variable nature. the newest member of his team is a shieldon that was dropped into his arms by ruggie. at first he was annoyed but he soon found the shieldon, like himself, really liked taking naps. sometimes he carries the tiny pokemon because “walking on the ground would ruin their feet.”

ruggie bucchi

escavalier - pinsir - whirlipede - sewaddle - trubbish

much to the shock of everyone, ruggie has an affinity and specializes in bug type pokemon. one would expect him to specialize in ground types or have pokemon that are a little more flashy. that is not his style! he prefers pokemon that blend in and are a little simpler in appearance. plus, ruggie has a fondness for bug type pokemon from his childhood. he does have a trubbish that he keeps very close to him.

jack howl

bulbasaur - sudowoodo - roggenrola - geodude - onix

it’s not a surprise to see that jack has an affinity for rock type pokemon. he loves pokemon that are strong but also help out with chores and can work out with him. the only outlier is bulbasaur, which he chose out of ruggie’s suggestion to have a pokemon that can counter water types. he does, however, struggle to get onix to listen to him and often goes to trein for any advice on this matter.

OCTAVINELLE

azul ashengrotto

glaceon - vanilluxe - walrein - psyduck - floatzel - luxio

again, many people would suspect azul to have more water type pokemon than any kind. and he does have water types, but it’s not the only type. he’s very versatile and has no specialty, able to adapt and strategize accordingly against his opponent. even against pokemon that would normally defeat his, he triumphs. azul does have a trump card which not many people (aside from the leech twins and yuu) know about, which is his luxio.

jade leech

foongus - elektross - toxel - ponpour - gyarados

jade is more interested in observing and researching pokemon than training them. he does have pokemon but has no set specialty. his types tend to be all over the place but like azul, he always strategizes against his opponents accordingly and thus changes his team always. however, the listed pokemon above tend to be the pokemon always accompanying him. especially foongus. jade loves foongus so much!

floyd leech

koffing - muk - poipole - croagunk - mareanie

a lot of people find floyd unpredictable and he is, but his pokemon is not. he has an affinity for and specializes in poison type pokemon. to him, they never get boring and he enjoys watching his pokemon poison his opponents’ pokemon. he also specializes in electric type pokemon but very few people know that due to his primary lineup of poison types.

SCARABIA

kalim al-asim

vaporeon - seviper - torracat - teddiursa

kalim does have a specialty in water type pokemon. but he also generally loves all pokemon. he can never decide what he truly likes and really just wants to feed his pokemon and play with them all day. he has a particular soft spot for his teddiursa because he’s always wanted a bear-like pokemon and never got one until catching it himself. you can expect him to carry teddiursa in a little baby carrier.

jamil viper

silicobra - arbok - servine - milotic

to keep with jamil’s snake theme, i figured i would pair him with a variety of snake inspired pokemon. he doesn’t have a specialty and is, weirdly enough, very balanced. his team is also strategically planned and formed, covering his own weaknesses by having pokemon that can counter them (e.g. silicobra being a ground type is weak to water types, thus why he has servine, a grass type).

IGNIHYDE

idia shroud

gastly - lampent

idia would probably be afraid of pokemon. the endless possibilities of what could happen to him plague his mind constantly. he does, however, still have pokemon. both gastly and lampent are ghost type which fits his character. a lot of people would assume he has a specialty in fire type pokemon.

ortho shroud

scorbunny - charmander - cyndaquil - fuecoco - eevee

ortho has always wanted to be a pokemon trainer and has finally come into his own! so it seems suitable to give him primarily starter pokemon. honestly, with his connection to fire, it also seems suitable to assign him the fire starter pokemon. the exception here is eevee, who represents the immense potential and possible routes he can branch off into!

[mushroom-winners-proof]

If only i could put in one more character then it’d be perfect- I finally got the bitch ass bug so yay :) when I finally got money to buy timer balls (cus poor and was trying to save for the adm) it wants to go into the dusk ball- this asshole just LIVES to spite me

Figured out where to put in mystery gifts so I got all the stuff I need for other legendaries :) except celbie(?) cus- where tf do I get spiky eared pichu and what lvl is he because I cannot be bringing a lvl 40-/+ to a battle with a lvl 70+ Pokémon- also here’s everyone so far :) I’m trying to sort it by region just to make it near but 1 where is fucking jirachi from 2 where would melmetal go and 3 alola needs its own damn box because of the tapus also being in the game apparently- other than that I have some spots open because of specific Pokemon I haven’t caught yet like the slot under mewtwo being for mew and under reshiram and zekrom for kyruem- it’s a lot-

omg bug got :) not in the ideal ball tho smh but we got there : ]]

omg box organization .... we love that .....

[pichuparadise]

a portal? this must be it!!!!!!

…

I guess I just step in…?

((recommended music: Chroma - Anxiety))

He walks into the portal and then suddenly… he’s there. Exactly how it was in his head. The light purple cosmos, the translucent steps, and the big platform in the middle where…

“…Jirachi?” Wynston says, breathlessly.

He starts shaking. Exactly how he did when he first came into contact with Jirachi. The realization that… it’s over. All of it. He won’t be a pichu anymore. It’s almost too good to be true.

“Welcome, Wynston!” Jirachi exclaims. Its voice is rather effervescent, with a hint of softness. It feels like you’re wrapped in a safe and secure warm blanket… “It’s beautiful, isn’t it? The view never gets old. Wouldn’t trade it for anything… Probably because i’m so familiar with it, hehe~”

Wynston can only stare as Jirachi keeps talking, with disbelief in his eyes. The shaking doesn’t stop. At this point, it doesn’t feel like it ever will.

“Well?” Jirachi says. “Don’t be shy, come up the steps. I’ll give you a hug if you want one..?”

Wynston walks up to the steps, breathing heavily.

One foot after the other, right? It’s easy. You can do it.

One… So far so good.

Two… This is really it, huh?

Three… No more pichu. Only human.

Four… It’s everything you could imagine.

Five…

…

Do… Do I really want this?

Six… What if I regret it?

Seven… What if this is the biggest mistake of my life?

What if.. What if…

…

No.

Eight… I will be who I want to be.

Nine… I can’t do that being a pichu. it’s too restrictive. I want to be free.

Ten. I will contradict my parents and prove them wrong. FUCK THEM!!!

I LIVE IN SPITE OF YOU!!!

…

“Wow. That seemed… rather intense. Are you ok? You’re all shaky, maybe you should lay down, take a little rest…” Jirachi says, with concern.

Wynston listens to it, laying down like a frail feather. Maybe traveling that far with few breaks wasn’t that good of a decision… But he’s here anyways.

“Deep breaths, child, deep breaths…”

He starts to shakily take deep breaths, one by one, until he finally calms down.

“…Can I lay down more for a bit..?” Wynston sighs. It seems he’s mostly back now.

“Sure. I can wait. There’s no rush, after all!” Jirachi says patiently.

…

…

…

“I’m sorry I panicked going up the stairs. That was stupid of me…”

“Nothing’s stupid about any of this, Wynston. You’re 11, I imagined you wouldn’t be calm at the start. No one would.”

“Ok…”

…

…

…

“Could you make me a boy too?”

“Well, I could, but that wouldn’t be you, would it? You would just be in another body, which i’m sure you’re tired of by now.”

“…You’re right.”

…

…

…

Wynston quietly gets up, and hugs Jirachi.

“Are you ready, Wynston? This is it.” Jirachi says.

“I’m ready now.” Wynston confidently exclaims. “I wish I went back to my human body!”

A bright light encapsulates Wynston suddenly. He feels lighter, and a bit like he’s floating?

“Ok, then…” Jirachi says, with a considerable more serious voice now.

“Your wish has been granted.”

[nevert-the-guy]

First Post, now Edited with my info:

You can call me Nevert, Nevert the Guy, Nevertheless Theodore Guy, Nev, or "that guy". You're not getting my real name.

Current Age: 21

Primary Interests: Kirby, Pokémon, Sonic, Mario (of both the Paper and the & Luigi varieties), robots, indie games, various webcomics.

Current Side Interests: Gravity Falls, Plants vs. Zombies

Favorite Food: the humble cheeseburger

Self-Appointed Titles: Mass Attack's Strongest Soldier, The Vivian Post Guy

Art Post Frequency: Tragically Low

Art Tag: #nevert's funky lines

General Tag: #nevert's rambling

Birthday Tag: #nevert's birthday bash

Also Look At: #important, #palestine

Donation Reblog Frequency: As I See Them

Personal Vow: I will attempt to tag every Pokémon mentioned or referenced in every post on here. Every one is someone's favorite, so y'all can find something easily.

Favorite Pokémon Type: Ghost

Favorite Classic Mega Man: Mega Man 4

Favorite Pokémon: Pichu

Elemental Attributes: Ice, Lightning

Opinion on fish: afraid of them in life, don't like eating them in death

Handedness: Right

Mario Kart Main: Shy Guy if available, Luigi if not

Current Favorite Song: Russian Roulette - Porter Robinson

Current Favorite Video Game Song: X-Naut Fortress - Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door (Switch)

Favorite Balatro Deck: Checkered

Max Hit Points: 25

Favorite Colors: Yellow, Cyan, Green, Red, in that order

Favorite Words: ennui, grandiose, rather, allegedly

Favorite Historical Figure: Giles Corey

Least Favorite Pokémon: Galarian Stunfisk

Favorite Season: Fall probably

Prized Possession: a Pichu plush I got as a kid

Pokéwalker: Currently At Large

Favorite Robot Master: Three way tie between Crash Man, Galaxy Man, and Dust Man

Favorite Koopaling: Lemmy

Firefox Tabs Left Open: 14 (13 webcomics and one non-Tumblr blog)

Favorite Ship: SS Edmund Fitzgerald

Preferred Outfit: Assorted caps, T-shirt, cargo shorts, and maybe a jacket. Think Soos but a little bit thinner, and you're in my ballpark.

Warnings & Notes:

-I might make and/or reblog a sex joke/sex-related topic on rare occasion, but almost never anything visually explicit. Discretion is advised.

-I swear, but not too often, and this is a recent development. If you are adverse to swearing, just be a bit careful (and maybe skip the next two bullet points).

-I am not perfect. If I reblog a scam or something from a shitty person, please let me know as soon as possible.

Line in the Sand: Racists, sexists, LGBT-phobes, ableists, and any other discriminators of that sort, you all can fuck off my blog and fuck off this site

-If you send me a donation link, while I don't currently have the means to donate myself, I will promote it when I'm able to, with a bit of spacing out to give other links some time as well

Dream Projects:

-A webcomic about a modernish society with robots (I'm WAY more passionate about it than that description implies)

-"The Quirky Kirby-Inspired Platformer with Themes of Anti-Capitalism" (see Guycon)

-An RPG with M&L inspiration, a mild element system, exchangeable teammates, and a peculiar focus on being set in Michigan (very little on paper)

And now, the Guy in my Icon (the Guycon, if you will)

Also, my art tag is "nevert's funky lines" for my stuff, and "other people's art" for, well, other people's art.

More Pablo under the cut:

Some stuff I want him to do. If it ain't signed, it ain't near final.

Character bios for the main players of the story, sorry if the normal humans look a bit funky:

Intermission: See those little skull-faced guys earlier on? The throwable ones? Those are Goons (the minion kind). Here's an old species runby (ignore the element stuff):

...I have GOT to get a way to scan this stuff.

[pokeglitchden]

OOC i am absolutely in love with your blog. and reading your character bio is hilarious seeing two normal pokemon immediately followed by what is, in universe, horrors beyond comprehension. i haven’t been following pokeblr for a good while, and seeing this brings me back to the Team Winter attack and that one “the game boy clock is broken. time will no longer flow properly” or whatever message and that was so fucking cool!!!!

as for ideas on what to post about next if you need some, what about a guide on how to enter/ exit glitch city, and why you do or don’t want to do it? what’s the weather like? if you’re in contact with certain glitched mons versus others, does it have different ill effects on the trainer? does a glitch mon and a “normal” mon interacting do anything interesting, wether beneficial for either or not? idk im just so happy to see such an idea explored in universe and i can’t wait to read thru your blog!!!

//Aaa thank you so much!!! Your message made my DAY!!! And also reminded me I have to continue cataloging lore posts!!!

Hehe but yeah. I've been doing the whole pokemon irl blog thing for around a year which I think was around when Team Winter started its thing. We had a few events, most widespread being Team Enigma and the Glitch Apocalypse!! But things are quieter now on blog.

For now anyway.

There are little bits of lore hidden everywhere about Glitch City and how stuff there works. The way in from the Overworld right now is being kept a bit of a secret. (They want to keep out bad actors and evil teams they might not be prepared for) but the way in IS known by quite a few blogs!

(It is a take on the Dokokashira Door Glitch if you were wondering 😉)

But if you keep on following you'll get the answers to MOST of those things I think. And perhaps uncover a few more mysteries too!!

Thanks for the message tho. Legit has made my night!!

-Pichu

[pichupie]

so as part of that big fun christmas stream, I had to write some Chat picked fanfics in under 5 minutes!! Here are these wonderful stories!!

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JOHN CENA X HOMER SIMPSON! 

The snow was starting to pile up, John ( John Cena that is ) was warm by his fire but his soul, was yearning for more. He felt so empty after his break up with Homer Simpson but he knew that at the end of the day, if they were really meant to be, Homer would finally accept the Christmas spirit of things and get in that holly jolly mood gosh darn it! 

John sighed as his sipped his hot coco, if only he could see that sexy hunk of man just one more time, its his only christmas wish!! 

John sighed again, it was late. He finished his hot coco and decided to go to sleep for the night, in his now empty bed, just like his heart. 

As he drifted off to sleep he thought he had heard something almost like the familiar sound of reindeer hooves. 

“It’s probably nothing” he said as he turned to the side that once belonged to his lover. 

Later during the night he heard a loud nut.

Cena jumped out of the bed, 

“ WHOS NUTTING IN MY HOUSE?!” He said as he rushed down the stairs, down to the fireplace where his christmas socks hung!! 

However it wasn’t his socks that were there!! 

It was!!! HOMER!!?!? “H-Hommie?! What are you??” John said as he felt his heart sting

“ Dwaaww, John I can’t stay mad at you, The holidays are all about coming together, and I can think of another thing thats in need of coming as well! “ Homer said with a sly smile on his face. 

John blushed, Homer was standing at his fireplace dressed as a giant Christmas sock! 

“ You know” Homer continued “ Socks are great for warming up in the cold weather!” He flirted, and winked! 

John smiled at him and approached, welcoming him back in a loving hug and a passionate kiss. 

It’s looking to be a white christmas after all.

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ZIM & GIR!!!

“GIR!!!” Zim shouted at his robot companion. 

“ It’s that strange season again! When the earth monkeys put all of their lights outside their home and bring trees inside of them!! The time of year when that damned FAT man breaks into homes and gives gifts. But I wont forget last year, no, he came in here to I THE GREAT ZIM!!! 

And left nothing but empty disappointment!! Not again!! This time, Gir, WE KILL THIS STANTY CLAWS!!!” 

“ Hot dog :D “ Gir replied gleefully at his overlord! 

“COOOMPUTER!! Show me the fastest way to the north pole!! No human will make a mockery of I ZIM!!! Ever again!! And then I, ZIM!! Will have all of the treats, and I’ll make sure all the humans are on this so called “naughty” list!! And I’ll make extra sure DIBBB!!! Stays on the ULTRA AWFUL STINKY NAUGHTY LIST!! ForEEEVVVVEEEERRRRRR!!!!!!!!” 

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PICHU & BUNNY!! (@pb-romance)

It was December 24th the clock had just struck midnight, it was go time! Bunny and Pichu were on a mission and that mission? Steal the sacred Naughty and Nice list. Santa had it on high security after last years failed mission! But this year, these two were ready and determined to get exactly what they wished for this year! And they’ll be damned if Mr. Santa Clause tries to stop them! It was easy for them to get past all the elves working on the toys, all such kid lil guys, they just wanna talk about Christmas. They’re really nice like I love the toy elves man, but fuck that one that wanted to be a dentist! Like for real, dude its cool that you have a passion and you should pursue it but like, you made your whole personality that, oh shit I was so distracted that I forgot to narrate the rest of the story, The girls are already at the Naughty and nice list !! holy shit!! Look!! Plot Bunny is grabbing it!! Omg ! SHES TAKING A RED PEN!! Shes made an edit!! To the list!!! Omg omg!! Omg the edit was— oop ran out of time haha uwu

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GRINCH X MIRROR GRINCH

“MAX NO ONE IN THE WORLD IS AS DISGUSTINGLY AMAZING AS MYSELF WHATEVER WILL I DO!! “ The grinch exclaimed dramatically as he laid upon his lazy boy seat. Max looked up at his owner, sad that he would have to spend another christmas without the warm embrace of another grinch! No one to rub his stinky feet or play with his Yak like hair! Max whimpered as he went to fetch the Grinch a christmas present! 

“Hmm? Whats this you have here?” The Grinch grabbed the wrapped gift from Max’s mouth!

As he unwrapped this sussy pressie, his eyes were met with the most beautiful vomit yellow eyes he ever saw!! Breath taking rancite green skin and fur! He could almost smell him!! 

“ My my!~ now what do we have here?” The Grinch said all horny like! 

“ Why, your the most stunning creature I have ever had the displeasure of laying my eyes on!~” He continued as he played with his own hair. 

“ you really are quite the looker, hows about a smooch big boy~” he said has he leaned in to plant his lips on the cold hard glass. His tongue slid around the reflective material, leaving spit trails behind.

“ If he couldn’t love anyone” Max thought to himself happily, “ Then im happy he can at least love himself”

THE END!