#I HAVE TOO MUCH TO DO AOUGH

[mishamental]

This is fine

[cowardlychimera]

also gonna ramble a little about my crossover au I've been obsessing over for ages, since I'm working on some art for it right now...

I'm Doing It Scared though so under the cut it goes !

okay so. it's a crossover of omori, yume nikki, yume 2kki, and .flow! yay!! fucked up dreamers!!!

I'm really happy with it though because of the worldbuilding I've had to piece together using stuff from all the games, and I'd say how dream worlds work in this au is pretty neat...

anyway, since omori is the only game with a clear story, for the other 3 I just picked some themes from the games and theories I like that I thought would work well together, and I think I did a decent enough job to make Madotsuki's, Urotsuki's, and Sabitsuki's stories in this au pretty interesting!

okay now for a simple summary: it takes place after the good ending, a bit after Sunny's moved and settled in a little in his new house. Sunny could say he's doing better, but that leaves out the fact he's still struggling to reach out and open up. until one night he ends up on a balcony instead of white space.

after learning he's not the only dreamer out there, Sunny makes it his mission to find and help as many as he can! helping others like him counts as helping himself, right? (spoiler: wrong <3)

one last thing, I do eventually want to throw in more yume nikki fangames because I think it'd be even more fun. whole family of mentally ill dreamers yay <3

[lanternlightss]

anyways. finished the fontaine archon quests. and unfortunately the brainrot has hit bc my thoughts throughout it was that should the winds be kinder nameless bard would absolutely adore miss furina (well in chronological order, it would be venti, as bard is already long gone by that point but. au’s are little figures to play with <3)

though venti would love her even more here ,,,

[narsh-potatoes]

Phoenix Wright my best friend Phoenix Wright....

[rojekte]

idk why it takes me like a thousand years to be able to figure out how to word something in party chat.... got leviathan hard in trial roulette as dnc and ended up tanking for like 95% of the fight bc the off tank didnt aggro the tail. it wasn't until he was already nearly dead that i finally told them what to do... bweh

[numberonetacostan]

i humbly ask for headcanons of the menu squad 🙏 anything for my lonely menu squadder soul

Hi Lemi!!^^ Welcome back, and thank you for sending in your request!! :] Aough I love their little remaster designs. They look so stupid <3 /aff not a braincell between them.

Ask and you shall receive, menusquad headcanons!

Taco doesn't live in the hotel because she villain'd, and OJ is full of liquid so Paper would die if he fell in. Meaning if he wants to stand on someone's head as he does in s1 ep1, Pickle is his next best option. He's taller too, so Paper gets a better view!!

Another thing mostly for Paper, but gijinka-wise it would be neat if he had a retainer or braces of some sort for his underbite, yeah? Poor Paper was born with braces on. This would follow the headcanon that they're all vaguely teenagers in season 1, so you could do a lot more for them too! Pickles are bumpy, yeah? Pickle has just so much acne. Everyone thinks Taco is like 12 which is why Pickle is so keen to help her out because she's so much younger. She's just short but she's not gonna say anything of course. OJ has a diary that he narrates his days in like he's the main character in a disney channel sitcom. He, Taco, and Paper are having the fun teenage adventure of knowing something is off about you but not knowing what (neurodivergent). Pickle is depressed and join the neurodivergent club post-s1.

Once during season 1, Paper was trying to practice his flirting (since let's all be real he was flirting with OJ since he rejoined okay? okay good glad we all agree) and was using a literal glass of orange juice to do it. He may OR MAY NOT have ended up kissing the glass of non-sentient orange juice. Lucky for him, Taco was the only one who caught him in the act, and she barely speaks so she probably won't/can't tell anyone. She doesn't, for the sake of maintaining her facade, but she does walk off into the woods so she can absolutely lose it laughing for like 10 minutes. She stares intensely at him for the next few days, because watching him squirm is also incredibly funny.

OJ tried to reach inside of Taco once, possibly having noticed her picking up some random pieces from a challenge or such and wanting to keep her from having anything dangerous (let's say a blade from 4S's death trap thingy) inside of her that could cut her up. Needless to say she bites him and even runs to hide behind Pickle for good measure.

This one's a bit more meta, but I like to think that Fan secretly mourns the loss of the menu squad. He would have a power point prepared on how and why they are the most iconic final four out of all three seasons, explaining in-depth the dynamic as well as how it was harmed by Taco's betrayal.

[broareweabouttoviberightnow]

ok. so this is about to be a hot fuckin mess. so. I deeply apologize in advance.

one. JESUS CHRIST!! HOLY FUCK!! HEY MAN WHAT THE HELL!! so absolutely not a one of you was gonna gimme a heads up!! I just had to watch that shit n lose my goddamn MIND huh!! (kiddin kiddin love yall dearly) watchin this was real reminiscent of when I read the book for the first time which was an INSANE feelin to recapture OUGH!!

ok I DO have a few negative thoughts that im gonna get outta the way early cause I have a LOT good to say!!

I do unfortunately think the musical suffers a lot from poor pacin. so many of the songs are back to back to back with almost no dialouge or pause between which gives the story this half rushed feelin. which is a shame (even tho I love all the songs!!)

I veer back n forth between darrys characterization. I think his actor does SUCH a good time with him MOST of the time. n fact the only time I was like. hm. is when he's singin runs in the family rep n gets physical with Soda. that did not feel. right to me.

OK. enough bad!!

the narrative weavin is AOUGH SO well done good LORD I could talk FOREVER about how FASCINATIN n well done that was AOUGHHH everytime pony talks to the audience it is such a profound moment

the use of LIGHT in this show is SOO. GOD. MAN. it is SO well done.

dallas winston is. Jesus hell on wheels. he is one of the back bones of this story in a way he ain't necessarily in other iterations (ABSOLUTELY not sayin one is better then the other. after all I was a book fan first!!) but we get more context for him that we don't see in the book n movie cause those are told strictly from ponys pov. hell man. the scene where dallas finds Johnny outside n gives him the knife adds this whole new level of anguish to his suicide. he put that knife in Johnny's hands. n without him Johnny never would have killed. holy hell.

I ain't gonna talk about it again cause I already did here but. Jesus christ. soda. my baby. the way that when Johnny dies he tries to grab onto pony n pony keeps movin away? I couldn't focus on nothin else is was a HEARTWRENCHIN moment. also how he grabs darry at the end of throwin in the towel n says I need you. it's one of the only times we see soda desperate enough he reminds his brothers he's still there. he still needs to feel loved n cared for n seen.

sobbed my way through little brother n stay gold n the finale. nothin to say. no shame. next.

the set up between darry n dallas is SO intriguin to me. I was SO sat for it. I think the decision to have dallas just rolled into town a couple years ago as opposed to born n raised in tusla has so much impact on his character n how the others view him that is. just so fuckin important. darry who has always been in ponys life. who's the one who breaks his back for him. who sacrificed his dreams for his kid brother. vs dallas who rolled into town n pony immediately looked at like he hung the stars. (another delightful parallel is the idolization of Paul Newman n cool hand Luke to dallas) at the root of darrys dislike is JEALOUSY!! that he was once the one pony looked at like that!! a lot of what dallas says to darry durin there fight pricks at the fact that Dallas has been able to be all the things darry once was. aough.

sky lakota-lynch. my god. he takes such good care of johnnys character. he's so. God. man. what do I even say. how he's always rockin himself to calm down. he's got such a visceral jumpy cagey-ness to him. he's cares so fuckin much about pony man. the imagery of him n pony holdin hands n the knife between them? yeah. cool. HE WAS JUST TOO DAMN GOOD FOR GROWIN OLD. hey! I was sobbin over my laptop! rude!

MID RUMBLE WHERE PONY GOES TO HIT SOMEONE N ITS JOHNNY. OHHH. OK. KILL ME ALREADY. STUNNIN metaphor for the entire thesis of the show. right there. God.

the image at the very end of Johnny goin up to meet dallas n dallas leanin against the post. I'm SICK. good GOD. I'm gonna lose my fuckin mind.

now. a collection of lines. 'I got one of their hubcabs!!" 'do I look like Julie Andrews >:(' '544 FUCKIN PAGES' 'when you close your eyes do you see lightnin?' 'only God n the devil know what I was up to when I was 14' 'it's goldilocks n her ugly sister!!'

[mamawasatesttube]

hmmmmm how about a random but popular one to start you off for the ship meme: superbat?

Don’t Ship It

1. Why don’t you ship it?

i'm just too cloispilled 😩😩 and i'm jaded by how poorly so many of its shippers treat lois (and diana sometimes, or selina). like, clark and bruce have definitely had many #moments and i would never deny this! but it just doesn't compel me the way clois does.

2. What would have made you like it?

less rabid misogyny in its fans for sure 😔 also maybe the clois slow burn being less satisfying? but as it is... aough!!!! tasty!!!! that, and also bruce as a character is so hard to pin down - i think him having more character consistency would have helped here too. because in some comics he's gay as hell for clark and then in others he's just a total bitch and its just like. man.

3. Despite not shipping it, do you have anything positive to say about it?

i get it. i do. i have SEEN the way bruce talks about clark sometimes and how casually clark drops things about being obsessed with bruce now and then. like i get it! i really do. i have read the issue of bruce narrating their search for lois when parasite kidnapped her and literally ALL of his narration about clark was gay as hell. like i see it!! i just am too much of a lois lane stan + clois guy ksjdfhk

[ribbononline]

Hello I am obsessed with your art—your line work and your colours and shading sjfjslkdkd I want to put your artwork in my mouth and consume everything. Your AC characters are so cute, i loved your timeskip Shauna and your pixel art is amazing???? I simply must know if you’re open for commissions and what guidelines you have because I would die 🥺

Aough, thank you so so very much! I'm so happy to hear that :'D As for commissions- yes, they're open! I don't have any pretty sheets I'm afraid (graphic design is not my passion), but I have the rundown.

Further details under the cut!

I'm fine with doing:

Fanart

Shipping

Self inserts/Sona's

OC's

Furries

Pokémon, stylized animals, or any monster type creatures

Pin-ups

I don't do:

NSFWT (Not Safe For Tumblr. Sorry)

Real people

Backgrounds

Mecha's (I'm just not strong enough)

Eternatus (Sorry for singling you out buddy. You're the only Pokémon that truly terrifies me when it comes to drawing)

Currently not taking any pixel commissions, I don't have a set enough 'style' yet to feel comfortable charging for it. I'd like to one day, though!

Please note: if you want something like a Pokémon or a similarish creature, feel free to ask about pricing! A Togepi and a Rayquaza are at very different levels there and I wouldn't make you pay the same for both.

In general, if you have any questions, always feel free to reach out!

General terms of service:

Payment is upfront. Please note that prices are in euro's!

Payment is done via PayPal. I do need to set up a Ko-Fi, though.

Each second character is 80% of the price.

Please do NOT use my art for any commercial use.

Please do NOT alter my art with AI or use it to work with AI.

Feel free to post wherever, just credit me if you post it on any socials!

I have a right to refuse a commission for any reason.

Please have some sort of reference sheet ready! It doesn't have to be a full drawing, just... something. Can be a picrew, a collage, a general 'something like x', but please have something ready to work with!

Let me know if you want your commission posted after it is done. If you do, let me know if you wish to be credited as the commissioner or would prefer staying anonymous.

What you can expect of me:

I work in three 'phases'. First is the sketch- you'll be send some quick thumbnail sketches to establish the general pose and vibe you want to pick from. Once you have one you like, I'll send work on the full sketch! Sketching is the stage for any and all big changes, so please mention anything you want changed here.

Once the final sketch is approved, I'll move on to the second phase, lines. Not a very exciting stage, it's just the lines! Again, I'll run them by you for approval first, to make sure I didn't miss or mess up any details.

Finally is the third phase, colors! This is both flats and rendering. I don't mind tweaking colors at all, just let me know if you want any changes in them. After this phase is approved, that's the commission done! Each phase should take around a week at the maximum, assuming there's no breaks in communication. If for whatever reason I might take longer then that, I'll make sure to mention it as soon as possible.

I have a discord which communicates slightly easier then on Tumblr, so if you have one as well and you don't mind I'll make sure to reach out to you there! Otherwise, Tumblr does always still work too.

I hope that's somewhat clear! Generally speaking my commissions are always open, no timed slots or anything like that. Whenever works for someone else works for me. But yeah!

[chloenotfound404]

AOUGH. We need Perpetua destroyed by Cirrus, he's adorable and deserves tickles!

~Erin 🫶🏻

RAHHH IM SO HAPPY TO BE BACK!! It’s been a slow integration back to fic writing due to uni, my disability and work but I’m starting to find my motivation again!🖤

Also i couldn’t wait to write this one especially from Erin I just melted at this request wholeheartedly and it was such a nice outlet after so much uni bullshit so here we go! (And I may or may not wright one where he gets fully wrecked…)

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Ghoulish Remedies

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Warnings ��️- tickling, very subtle and light restraint, not proofread yet!

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Summary- Perpetua is stressed from his new position as Papa and it hasn’t gone unnoticed by the ghouls.

Words: 2034

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Stress. Stress was the only word to even describe Perpetua right now. Despite his new entrance to the ministry and the ghouls instantly jumping to question him, more specifically Phantom, but he was a man of very few words. Or so it seemed. He was purely stressed taking on the Papa role after his twin brother became Frater, it was intimidating. For such a stoic and firm seeming man, his mind didn’t reflect it at all.

The countless sleepless nights worrying over paperwork and impressing his brother weighed on his mind constantly. As well as having to look after the ministry, being the head of the sisters and brothers of Sin, and, of course, keeping the ghouls in check and making sure nothing happened to them. He knew if something did, Copia wouldn’t forgive him, and nether would the others.

He laid in his bed awake, the matted curls practically clung to his forehead from the beads of sweat, the moonlight peaking through the curtains of his room. He rolled over with a sigh, looking at the clock above the door. It was only just past 4 AM. And thankfully it wasn’t a busy day. Or it shouldn’t be at least. Just the usual paperwork and rehearsal duties which were still being overseen by his brother with that grimace and disdain over his face. Copia clearly wasn’t happy with the circumstances but he couldn’t do anything about it, it was in his best interest to still impress Sister Imperator even in her afterlife.

It took a few minutes for Perpetua to come too, or at least it felt like a few minutes. He woke up in a bundle of his duvet, cocooned up comfortably as he rubbed his eyes, a small yawn left his lips as he stretched up and sat up in his bed legging his eyes adjust to read the clock. 10 AM. Way past when he should have woken up. He practically hauled himself out of bed and rushed straight to his bathroom to shower, grabbing a bundle of Papal clothing on the way past. He quickly washed his hair and body in a more flustered manner, knocking over bottles of body wash and bubble bath in the process. He dried himself off and rushed into the clothes, towel drying his curls whilst doing his teeth. When he finally got his bearings together, go looked at himself in the mirror, his cheeks flushed and his eyes dark from lack of sleep. His whole body tensing up straight away as the warmth of the shower wore off. “Just get today out of the way,” he muttered to himself, opening his door. His voice was husky and gruff having only woken up about 15 minutes ago.

Lucky for him, though, no one picked up that he was slightly late this morning compared to his normal start, everyone except the ghouls of course. Phantom as per usual noticed Papa on his arrival, a smirk crossing his lips as he went to approach before Rain pulled him back prompting a huff from Phantom, “Let him get some food first and settle in, Tom,” Rain huffed looking between Phantom and Perpetua to gauge a reaction. Both Rain and Cirrus catching the exhaustion on the new Papa’s face with a frown as Perpetua slinked into his office arose the hall. A frown came over both of their faces seeing the stress furrow on Perpetua’s brow. “He’s more than stressed, isn’t he?” Cirrus hummed, standing up from her position on the couch as she walked to the doorway. “I’ll check in on him,” Cirrus sighed, looking over to both Rain and Phantom with a conflicted look. One part of her brain was yelling at her to leave him be but the other was concerned.

Perpetua slumped in his seat, taking a big breath in and sighing. His eyes scanned the paperwork on his desk with a disdain over his face. He picked up his pen and promptly got to work on the stack of documents. A lot of them being contracts for tour, preparations for tour and orders for the ministry and siblings of sin which only fueled the boredom and monotony of his few days he’s been here. And from all the chaos he forgot a coffee which didn’t help his case either.

Minutes passed which felt like hours and he hadn’t signed off a single document, his head rested in his hand and his eyes were closed over in a light sleep not even realising that he did fall asleep at his desk.

He soon came too hearing the door shut to his office, startling him to the point that the jumped and felt his neck crack from the fast movement of his head moving from his hand to sit up. “How many times do I say to- oh…Cirrus, is there a-uh a problem?” Perpetua muttered, clearing his throat to rid the tiredness from his throat. The fact that he was sleeping not slipping by Cirrus unnoticed. “I just thought I’d check in, I brought you some coffee,” Cirrus smiled sweetly, she stepped over to Papa’s desk with a soft walk her tail swaying behind her with a smile wider than before. “That’s…really kind of you, love,” Perpetua smiled tiredly, a blush coming to his cheeks which was rare from how often he wore the Papal paints. Cirrus placed the coffee on his desk, it only being left for a second before Perpetua took a few sips. “I used to take care of Copia when he ascended to being Papa from Cardinal. He was more scatterbrained though,” Cirrus chuckled, pulling one of the spare office chairs next to Perpetua and taking a seat. Perpetua smiled awkwardly at the mention of his twin, picking up his pen again that must have fallen when he fell asleep.

He barely lifted the pen into his hand before Cirrus plucked it from his fingers with ease, looking at Perpetua with a smirk. “Cirrus, I have work to do,” he huffed, his Italian accent coming out strong from a mixture of the tiredness and determination to get the stack tackled. “Well, that can wait, you need to de-stress first,” Cirrus hummed, fully turning the chair to face Perpetua. “Love, I’m fine I just-I didn’t get much sleep last night but I need to finish this-“ “Nuh-uh, not until there’s a smile on that face,” Cirrus cut in, her tail snaked around Perpetua’s waist earning a breathy giggle and a wobbly smile.

Perpetua didn’t even have time to find a defence before feeling the leathery spade drift back and forth over his stomach which made him jump jack as much as he could in his tight office chair. “You see, when the ghouls get stressed or need to unwind, we do a little thing to help them to relax a bit,” Cirrus started, hooking her leg around Perpetua’s chair to pull herself closer. Her fingers slowly scratched over the top of Perpetua’s knee coaxing a small squeaky giggle from his lips that he measily attempted to cover with a cough. “Ah-! Doll I’m-I’m fine,” Perpetua grunted out, his teeth gritting together in a futile attempt to keep his composure. “Now you and I both know you’re stressed, it’s just us here. Just let go,” Cirris smiled, her voice so soft and sweet unlike the many voices he faced since joining the ministry as Papa.

Cirrus escalated the scratching around his kneecap, his lips curled into a smile which he couldn’t contain now. The moment reminded him weirdly of when him and Copia were kids playing around. His laugh slowly started to bubble up with a muffled quality still trying to keep the professionalism up as much as he possibly could, even despite the words that just came from Cirrus. Cirrus only saw this as a challenge knowing how therapeutic it would be for him, her other set of claws started to scratch around his side which got the dam to break. The office filled with out of character squeaky laughter, bubbling up to a small set of hiccup giggles which Cirrus couldn’t help but smile at. “Aww! I told you!” She teased, moving her hand from his knee to his other side starting to squeeze gently trying to gauge a reaction.

Perpetua’s laughter grew more frantic, his arms coming to his side tight to try and protect himself which to no surprise didn’t work. “W-wait! Cirrus!!” He managed through laugher, not finding himself protesting at all which only made it more flustering. The fact that he was enjoying this. “Wait what? There’s no waiting for the tickle monster silly!” Cirrus giggled, her smile widening hearing how much more flustered Perpetua’s laughs got from her teasing. Perpetua tried to twist in his seat, only dragging cirrus with him in the process. Cirrus’ hands moved to focus on his stomach, her eyes lighting up hearing a shrill squeal and a panicked “Wait!” Draw from Perpetua’s lips at the same time his knee came up in defence. As if Cirrus’ could smile more, she let her tail hold his hips down to the chair laughing slightly at the reaction. “Well I found a weak spot~” she sing-songed out, gently starting to scratch over the area prompting a loud giggle fit already.

Perpetua could feel his cheeks heat up wildly, unsure if it was from the laughter or the whole situation. His Jaw started to hurt from his constant smiling and laughing, his hips bucked slightly as he felt her claws drift over his happy trail which was more instinctual than anything. Every word he thought of he couldn’t say, his brain felt like it was short-circuiting from the sensations. But he didn’t mind it. In a way he felt loved, less like a burden now. After the stress of joining and adapting to the ministry and the harshness of life, the ghouls have taught him to start to unwind. And Cirrus was the main leader of that. “Tickle tickle Papa~” Cirrus teased, her claws scratching all over his stomach with a quick pace yet just as gentle as before sending Perpetua into hysterics. He doubled over in his chair, his laugher louder and more frantic and still just as squeaky as before, and his legs kicking giddily as he practically melted into Cirrus.

He couldn’t deny he felt leagues better than he did waking up so late, his breath came out ragged and heaving as Cirrus pulled away with a smile legging her tail uncoil from his hips. She noticed the difference right away, from how much more physically relaxed he was and ultimately the fact he didn’t protest only told her that it was more than needed. “I said you’d feel better,” Cirrus teased, giggling at the flustered puddle of a Papa in front of her. It took a few seconds for Perpetua to respond, still catching his breath in the process, “That…wasn’t expected,” he replied sheepishly, laughing at his own embarrassment as he tried to get his breath steady. “That’s the art of it, you should see Phantom when he gets stressed. Poor bug is adorable when he’s in your position,” Cirrus smirked, ruffling Perpetua’s hair with an affectionate smile. “You don’t need to get yourself so worked up Papa, you’re too stressed it’s not good for you,” Cirris added more seriously this time, her eyes looking at Perpetua with concern underlying her expression. “I know I know, love,” Perpetua sighed, running a hand through his hair with an exhale.

Cirrus stood from her chair and took a small step back, offering her hand to Perpetua with a small giggle, “c’mon, you need to relax. I’m sure Mountain can give you some herbal tea and Rain can give you a book. All of us want to look out for you, Papa,” she said genuinely, her smile widening when Perpetua took her hand and stood up. “Maybe work can wait after all, love,” he replied, walking with her across the hall to the ghoul quarters. The day was a lot different to what he expected when he woke up, a full pamper session in store for him and a lot of cuddles awaited him.

[the-chessboard-is-personal]

people have hyped this up so much I'm scared (ii s2 post-s3 liveblog)

(/silly)

ahem. hi. post-watch Knight here, with a big tw: there is a suicide mention and intense death wishing at the end of this post. you can guess who it's directed towards but if you've already seen the episodes I don't think you'll get it wrong.

since there's only 3 episodes this one is going to work slightly differently, I'll have Big Text separating each of them and timestamp each different part of the liveblog. there will also be screenshots.

15:

(intro) wait Taco's trying to steal the win without even being a contestant? (4:48) "Don't Mention That Again" I've said it before it just feels like he speaks in capitalized words sometimes

(5:08) song?? THE SONG FUCKING SLAPS???

(8:02) hold on a moment I need to do someth[finds the song in isolation and adds it to the playlist Good Music]

(10:19) taco!! come on, bringing up beef at the show!

(12:48) "yes :)" oh what a bitch /affectionate

(15:49) tbh I agree with Knife here, if everyone respawns anyway, why is murder so bad? (<- building a death game in Minecraft)

(18:01) DAMNN holy shit, to think this isn't even canonically a scripted game, for Taco to say that?! aough

(19:45) HUH?? TACO CRACKED??? oh. OH she- she fucking died from stress- literally. oh shit. I- tbh I...can relate. I did that once. long story and I can't explain it here but.... holy shit.

(22:46) he's on a platform! MePad teleported him onto a platform!

(27:44) MePhone giving the "next time is the finale" speech rneanwhile there's two episode lef- oh shit

- after episode -

well that was a fucking cliffhanger. OH. MY. what!! WHAT!! COBS?? oh yeah also I don't hate Taco anymore. and the outro music slaps sdgkjhf

oh fuck I'm scared, onto the next episode!

16:

(1:00) HOKAY WELP RIGHT INTO ACTION. that was the same MePhone 3 from 4's memories wasn't it? were those other ones MePhone 2s??

(1:39) hough the parallels, I love this episode so far

(2:38) [his literal worst enemy is repeatedly trying to contact him directly] MePhone 4: [treats it like a minor annoyance]

oh also YIPPEE YINYANG IS THERE!!

(4:17) "are you offering?" lmao I wouldn't have even asked-

uhh

..? why is s3 so bad for Suitcase to hear about..?

(5:30) WHy is he HERE??

(7:28) what HEY IS PICKLE GONE FROM THE INTRO

(15:22) OH IT'S THE GUY. OH IT'S THE GUY o h OJ!! oagh but like. imagine that with humans. your friend starts panicking at something you can't hear or see, screams and then sUDDENLY THEIR FUCKING FACE IS GONE. that would be a neat analog horror actually

(18:32) he's just like me. he's just like me for real,, (<- also has trigger words)

(21:30) OH FUCK HE GOT NICKEL TOO

(23:42) wait- first Pickle then OJ, Nickel- no but OJ never got eliminated in s1. hm.

(25:30) wait- doesn't quite know what a frown looks like? d- does that rnean- wait wait nonono that was Cherry that yeeted Marshmallow-

(27:17) wait WAIT THIS HAPPENED WITH CABBY TOO DO NONE OF THEM HAVE PARENTS?? 27:27 no. nonon NO DON'T SAY IT DON'T YOU DARE DON';T YOU FCUKING DARE TELL ME [unpauses] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAKDSGJFK AGDFJKHAT'S WHY FAN GHLITCHEDD ADJKGF JAHLOUIAHF OSJHLKF HLA

- after episode -

OH MY HOUSEMATE WAS RIGH T I'M GONNA BR EA K OHH WHAT THE HELLfuck

hokay. okay. okayokayokaoyuayojoaykokoykaoykaokaoauuauhghhh

I am sane. I am normal. that's how he knows things. I need a break- okay so after like an hour, onto the next ep! wait is this the finale-

17:

(1:39) WHA- oh I misheard Knife as Knight.

(2:10) NO NOT TEST TUBE! (3:50) oh they're all going to-

(5:14) NO DON'T YOU DARE

,..,,.,why them,.., b.. but,theyre my favorites,,.

(11:34) wait they need to get that wire out of MePhone. that would stop MePhone X, right? but he doesn't know that..shit

(13:08) yeaAHHWHAT- oh. oh what

(15:14) let me guess Paintbrush got X'd while Fan was rambling. oh nvm. OH THE OTHER EGG IS PART OF MEPHONE 4?? oh that almost made me cry too- welp there goes lightbulb

(17:47) HUH??????????????? TOILET?????? wh a t .the fuck

(21:17) "cause that was pretty reductive!" oh they addressed it!

(22:48) o h. wh- what the HELL IS COBS'S PROBLEM?? LIKE WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIM DOES HE NOT THINK MEPHONE4 IS ACTUALLY SENTIENT OR SOMETHING? DOES HE LIKE TORTURING HIM? EVERYONE'S FUCKING DEAD

(25:40) ohh no.. Bow probably can't be X'd anyway, does she really have to do. that. to someone .....sighhh. if Apple's okay with that happening (somehow) I guess it's not as scary. I won't understand the opinion but I don't really need to tbh.

(sorry no more timestamps I watched the whole rest of it speechless)

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hold on I need to. make an editr ealquick. just

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[atemoss]

THOUGHTS ON CHAPTER 4 CONTENT

"kris.. you were sleeping like a puppy" adding this to the file of kris's cutest moments right beside chapter 2's interactions with noelle ... aouuuu

butterscotch pancakes sound so good

aoughhhhhhhhh everything in the house.. all the things you can make susie interact with... the susie prize.... aheem heem....

THEYRE SO RIDICULOUS /POS I LOVE THEMMM I LOVE THEMMMMM

the entire church scene was crazy.. i'm sure there's much to analyze but i was just like "woah lore implicatio- KRIS AND SUSIE PUTTING STICKERS ON EACH OTHERRRR RAHHHHH"

NOELLES HOUSE LETS GOOOOO i have no idea what i expected it to look like but it's so cute .. catti doing noelle's makeup for a custom CD mix... oh cattelle is Real

catti takes the magic stuff in scary movies too seriously...... crushes her....

THEY PLAY THE PIANOOOO WE FINALLY HEAR IT YES GOOOOOOOOD

kris trying to beat us to death in the closet and getting distracted when susie or noelle bring them up <3 yay

asgore do not stay washed.. chapter 5... i need you to aura farm like your life depends on it BECAUSE IT DOES!!!

god the church dark world is so peak aesthetically.. the glowing glass panels are so good...

the prevalence of pianos... susie not having a good track record with them... kris being unable to play in the light world when we're with them...

ralsei and his sinister omissions.... SIGH ‼️not his fault... but ough.. susie's in for a rough time with all her friends being truth withholders

jackenstein beat my ass </3

GERSONNNNNNNNNNNN AOUGHHHAWAHHHH

literally everything about his involvement is peak.. his theme... his bond with susie...

kris playing the piano... they really were just shy this whole time... aough... aheem heem...

whatever.. whatever... (in tears)

why is the knight aurafarming so hard in every scene i'm sick 😭

susie writing the letter to alvin for gerson.. aiugghh

"because i looked like i shouldn't be playing" that line specifically from the piano story makes me so sad... oh susie....

love finds its way to the girl.....

THE LIGHT INSIDE OUR SOULLLLLL AOUGHHHHHHHH .. all of them taking hits for each other....

TITAN IN CHAPTER 4???????????????????????? HELPPP HELPPPPPPPPPP

the return of my glorious king.. as soon as theme kicked in.. i knew the day was saved

oh ralsei...... these chapters really have brought him way up on my mental list... poor guy...

the place where it rained... are you kidding me.. aoughhhhh it feels so empty

SANS GET AWAY FROM HER GET OUT OF THIS HOUSE RIGHT NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

cutest animated toriel.. she's so happy... its nice to see even if it came at the Worst possible time for the kids

the entire ending cutscene got me like O_O............ kris.... whats going on buddy.... hey.... hey...... hey kris... what did you promise?? kris???????????

chapter 5 in a year... catti please be relevant please pleas eol

[maggotstrench]

I'm lazy bro leave me alone fr, I put an indicator for when hiccups start. (its one of these > ill make it red tho)

i puttered around with Cailean's work buddies but also ive never had a blue collar job because im feeble. content: Cailean having a medium bad day, nothing serious. Enoch being bossy because he doesn't know how else to be. hiccups from being startled.

He had already almost sweat through his clothes by the time he got out of his truck to get into work. His hair was in pieces out of the two bands he tied it in because he couldn't stop itching it, he'd fallen asleep on wash night and was now paying the price severely. Cailean groaned as he pulled the bands out and scratched through his scalp before pulling it back again, he probably would've had time to shower if he hadn't fat fumbled his only mug and spent that morning cleaning it up.

In summary, he felt dirty, was uncaffeinated, tired and all around pissed off. It didn't help that it was unbelievably overcast, the air sticky and the sky a murky gray. How was it so hot and so cloudy at the same time.

“You got lice or what, Shibasaki?” one of the other maintenance people called, legs dangling over the back of their truck.

Cailean, who had been digging into his scalp with a vengeance, scoffed, “I think some of your grease fell into my hair by proxy, DeVilliers.” He grabbed the paper they were handing him.

“I'm quite selfish with my grease, I wouldn't share with you, by the way you're all in the archive building basement today. That place is old, old and creepy” DeVilliers hopped down off the bed and pulled on their own tool belt. They stood around half a foot or so shorter than Cailean which was good for plumbing he assumed.

“Aough their leccy is like 300 years old come ooonnn” Cail whined tucking the paper into his front pocket.

“You can always barter with Krawyer.” DeVilliers said as they strapped on their tool belt. Cailean looked up over the truck where he hadn't even noticed the giant man. Krawyer was the platonic ideal of a 20s gangster’s henchman, he stood at 6’5 or so with a heavy set build, jaw set tight. He eyed Cailean from under the bill of a newsie. He seemed nice enough but he'd also never spoken to Cailean or even around him for that matter.

“The stuff Krawyer chooses to do is probably too much for me, not worth it.” he watched the other man toss a duffle over his shoulder, the barest hint of amusement on his face.

“Anyways the sooner I start, the sooner I'm gone. I won't be seeing you later” he pointed at DeVilliers, “but you have a nice day.” He waved to Krawyer, before the other could even lift his hand to reply the sky seemed to open up.

All three of them, and the surrounding college students, scattered suddenly caught in a downpour. Cutting across the courtyard he slid on the grass, he’d been taught to fall without hurting himself but it was still Mildly humiliating to stunt around in the grass wet as a dog. By the time hed made it to the archive building he was soaked through to the bone, at least his hair was cleaner now.

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Down in the basement it was sweltering.

He felt a little nauseous before pulling off the top half of his jumpsuit and tying it around his waist instead. His tank top was all wet but thankfully it was black and not white, god knows he didn't wanna look like he was in some kind of slutty jeep commercial. He leaned forward, hands on his knees, wet hair falling over his face and sticking to his cheeks. He wanted to go home.

“Are you okay?”

Cailean jumped out of his skin, he hadn't even heard the other man approach. He figured it was standard practice for Enoch to sneak up on people as it just kept happening. He looked up breathing heavily after getting the shit scared out of him.

“-H’muck- ugh En-OCh- buh, come on” he whined hiccuping again, putting his hand over the top of his tummy. The other man had the wherewithal to put on an apologetic expression though avoiding eye contact, The usual fare. Despite being inside the other man's home he still couldn't tell where he stood with Enoch. The other hadn't really texted him after, but he had let him pseudo hold his hand.

Enoch was holding a couple of boxes and he had a headband on, probably because he was sweating so much down here in the broken heat Cailean had to fix.

“You looked ill” he adjusted the weight of the boxes in his arms, “you're all wet also.”

Cailean shook his head, “Oh am -Huck’l- am I?” at his tone Enoch took a step back and Cailean felt guilty immediately “sorry I -HILP- uh just -uck- just having a -hicc’m- a bad day” he rubbed his face, when he looked Enoch had his head cocked to the side questioningly, “-hUck- i woke up late, i br–broke my ONE -hikk’UP- buh my one mug -h’muck- and then” he gestured to his soaked clothes and hair, sighing heavily. Enoch shifted in his silly impractical shoes, when Cailean glanced over he noted the new charms adorning them, he sighed heavily.

“Okay, give me a minute” the archivist said after listening to him wilt and complain for a minute, Cail watched as he loaded his boxes into the elevator and went up with them. Cailean wanted to lay down on the ground, but he was a grown man. He straightened up and tried to position himself upright in a way that made him hiccup less, like when you twist your earbud wire so you can hear the music. God he kinda felt like a broken earbud wire right now.

The elevator dinged and he turned from his bonsai tree positioning.

“Okay, we don't have towels but Lena says she uses t-shirts to dry her hair all the time so I nabbed the one. Obviously I have like 15 spare mugs here so you can use this one until you- what are you doing now?”

“Jim-huck-jimmying my lungs -hick’m- about.” he straightened up, “ah i was just com–plainin' you -Hmk- didn’t have to -HIgg’UCK- god wuff” Enoch was already putting the mug on his toolbox, hed also brought down a water bottle and the famous emergency peanut butter.

“You only had one mug. I have 100, my mug-wealth is inordinate.” he said taking a step towards Cail, “bend forward.” for some reason Cailean did as he was told, Enoch dropped the t-shirt over his head and scrubbed it over his hair. “The heat should be your only problem. We've got enough here to solve all the other things that happened."

The bottomless pit of touch starvation in Cailean’s body lapped up the attention like a beast. Enoch’s hands were gentler than he would have assumed from the 30 seconds he’d touched them for, which was also thanks to the beast, he was honestly surprised hed gotten away with that one. Judging from the way enoch acted though cailean felt a bit safer in his pursuit of the other.

“By the way. All of us shut-ins are going to the county fair. You should come.” Enoch said as he took his hands away, Cailean stood back up and had water pushed into his hand immediately. “Drink first then answer later, I have to grab all the wax cylinders out of this stupid basement before the heat cracks em”

“Ah, more free -HUck- water” he took a pull from the bottle as Enoch made the same face he usually did when Cailean said something he meant to be funny. He was hoping it was amusement but he really couldn't tell.

“text me with your fair details and I'll make time, I'll also make it less hot in here so you have to come right back down with all those cylinders again.”

“You motherfucker.”

[ask-the-curtis-gang]

bro !!! i talk love about this blog all the time but when one anon once said how they read this blog like the morning papers I couldn't agree more , truly is one of the highlights of my bedtime stories and i always adore it

after you snagged the little idea of adding more out-of-notes background it's just gotten so much more fun to watch all the characters interact, i really do love all of them, heavy on the clowns that get shoved onto the porch every other night && tally, they're delightful especially in the way you write them !

i swear i think these anons always have it more out for the characters then the blogrunners do because oh my GOD is it an event every other day to see someone show up in sodas inbox and beat his ass FOR ME

I've woken up on a whim so pardon my messy writing but AGRRRHHHH SHAKING YOU AGGRESSIVELY never stop writing it's a blessing to your fans (as in me specifically) (and everyone else too i guess/silly) and man is it just fun to see every other day

cannot WAAAIT to see what happens in the next upcoming days because it looks ... like you got some shit to stir into that pot ... my eyes staring over your writing desk like a little kid

arcade. I. what the hell. I don't even know what to SAYYYYY/ POS. IM ONE OF MY FAVORITE BLOGS FAVORITE BLOGS??? excuse me while I go lose my MIND?? I'm sorry I've been sittin on this all day but I kept comin back to reread it cause AOUGH??? OH MY GOD?? arcade I am RUNNIN back to the writin desk to stir the HELL outta that pot for you heheb <333

[numberonetacostan]

Humanized Taco, i feel like she has the grossest, most matted hair to ever exist. I like to imagine in one of Taco and Mic's lesbian cuddle sessions, Mic touched her hair and immediately screamed because taco just had a whole stick bug in her hair. It's disgusting. It's covered in dry mud, the split ends start nowhere near the ends of her hair, there's fully plants in it, probably even dried blood from the injury in the cave that she never was able to properly patch. The moment the hotel is rebuilt or they have access to any sort of plumbing, Soap gives her a THOROUGH bath, it takes like 9 hours to get her hair untangled without taking scissors to her (I hc that Taco doesn't like anything sharp near her face) I also like to imagine she gets pretty overwhelmed and overstimulated from people touching her hair; so she's screaming for a good half of the time. (I do this. I hate people touching my hair ever since an ex-friend decided she had every right to pluck out pieces of it)

Hi Moldy!!^^ Welcome back, and thank you for sending in an ask!! :]

Yup!! There's only so much bathing in the ocean without any soap or shampoo can do, yeah? Especially when she stops even the minimal amount of self-care she usually does when Mic leaves her. There would definitely be mud stuck in there, and certainly blood (some hers from her injury like you mentioned, some hers from scratching herself, some not hers at all).

I don't know if she'd let Soap give her a full bath, just since she probably wouldn't be comfortable taking off her clothes around her (I tend to think that Mic is the only contestant who can see her shoulders for quite some time. Too much vulnerability), but for her hair? Absolutely. Soap would be adamant. Even others like Pepper or Silver might get involved to help fix her hair, a team effort, yeah? Lots of brushing, no scissors like you said. She might cut it on her own, though, with guidance. It would be much easier for her if she were to be holding the scissors.

Aough there goes Loomy's peladophobia. I am so glad you said they are an ex-friend because they very much should be. What the hell. Ew ew ew icky yuck gross gross.

[broareweabouttoviberightnow]

jesus christ. guys. show is on its last leg. ep 9 of the outsiders. do NOT do anythin stupid. do NOT do anythin stupid. do NOT

well. if I have nothin else. at least I have my fuck ass intro.

damn were still down to 240p. still can't tell NOBODY from nobody

pony just standin there watchin the popcorn machine. also pony fumblin around for change for like five minutes.

who is this lady. Just stole five bucks out the cash drawer

'how come I don't know you?' 'you know everybody?' 'everybody but you' pony I love you. please never do anythin fucked up please.

I love how bashful n embarrassed n pouty n whiny jay pony is. he's just such a kid man.

steve n two n soda workin on the cars together aough. I love this trio. or I guess. Steve workin n soda n two just dickin around

TIM N DARRYYYY

'you know you got a mouth on you kid' 'eyes n ears too. what about em' TIM TAKIN UP FOR DARRY SO FAST. that's my BOYS.

the way darry holds tim back with literally one hand 👀 'eat this' 'button it tim' darry tellin tim to shut up n tim. shuttin up. hmmmm. yeah. alright.

pony bein whiny is so important to me. like. guys. he's just some kid. I love him so much. they let him be such a brat in this show. n that's so important to me.

tim n darry lyin for each other actually. yeah. alright. guys of all time. those are MY guys.

two salutin buck n buck goin 'unstable. definitely unstable.' I giggled unfortunately

steve soda two triobI love this trio so so much.

soda literally has a new girl every goddamn episode

darry standin with his hands on his belt buckle lookin at Tim like 🤨 that's his husband ur honor

literally every single one of the curtis brothers sneakin off to the carnival without tellin the others. unfortunately they're silly

pony got seperated from the gang within 5 seconds I KNOW he was always gettin last in stores n stuff as a kid

DARRYS GOIN TO BOX???? HES GONNA GET HIS SHIT ROCKED

why did tims money smell like fresh baked cookies

pony losin at those ring toss games n just goin back n tryin again is so funny. I just KNOW he would have dropped an INSANE amount of money on them things left to his own devices n darry would have KILLED him

lovin this random ladies outfit. she's kinda servin

pony is so. guys I know you're so sick of me sayin it. he's just so cute. that's my baby. I need to give him five dollars n a hug.

steve n two playin that game where you throw the ball at the thing n try to knock it down n genuinely gettin so heated is so funny to me. very in character. Steve would flip his SHIT.

'you find him?' 'no' 'knowin ponyboy some con artist just sold him the Brooklyn bridge.' ok one. HA. two says the man actively fallin for a carnival scam. n three. this is the first bit of pony n steve beef we've seen in a WHILE. hell yeah

what is this fuck ass hat on buck

steve soda n two perhaps the worst liars on gods green earth. what the hell.

'I got a pack a smokes right here! musta givin em up for lent!' n then the way soda palms two the money? clean as hell. also just loved that whole scene. more of them bein stupid fuckin kids yeah?

darrys goin to box n they don't know how they get the weights in the gloves. n also tims parole officer is there. Great great. very cool. this is goin well.

'have we met?' 'our eyes did' good lord. soda shut up. no more one liners from you. on one liner prison for a while.

Two's little giggle is everythin to me.

??? sodas flirtin n steve just reached around n put his whole arm??? around sodas chest?? 🤨🏳️‍🌈❓️

oh TIM is gonna fight oh ok. oh nevermind. Tim's convincin DARRY to fight. Tim just said 'cmon you can take this guy by hittin em HALF as hard as you hit me' n then did the stupidest lil grin. yeah. your honor I love them.

oh no part of the ep is missin

oh nevermind I found it on a different channel ok sick sick

darry HELLO SAILOR curtis

OH SHIT PONYS HERE!! he's gonna watch darry fight HELL YEAH

sodas on a date with the carnival lady n steve n two are just. also there. two just grabbed Steve n swept him down in his arms n Steve went 'oh the carnival is SO romantic' n bapped two on the nose n then two dropped him. actually ep of all time perhaps. actually wait yall have to see this. watch just like the beginnin bit of this

DAMN darry is a good boxer. AWWW TIM CHEERIN HIM ON FROM THE STANDS

darry n the fuckin faces he's always makin. I love that guy. also DARRY WON YEAHHH.

tim. do not fall for this. do not fall for this. do not fall for this. OH. he didnt!! in fact he kinda ate him up.

darry helpin pony at the shootin game n pony absolutely WHININ that Darry lied n came to the carnival. like he didn't also. lie. n go to the carnival. also the way he delivers the line 'you LIED to me man' Jay pony they could never ever make me hate you. hes so bratty n whiny I love that kid.

oh. very cool. yet another pitch black scene. where are they. what are they doin.

buck doublin down n goin 'that young man is unstable. Definitely unstable' god that's so funny. buck knows a FREAK when he sees one

THEIR CAR GOT STOLEN

two bit runnin over to the dunk tank n dunkin the guy that was makin fun of them earlier. I love those stupid kids.

'searched under the bleachers n all. no car. not even a two headed calf' 'I say we sue em for false advertisin' ok. again. one. HA. I fear I giggled. two. why the hell would the car be under the bleachers

can we get even one single light on in this shot. I can't see SHIT.

buck bein like I want the truth. about the car. n soda gettin this utter defeated look on his face. n then buck goin. you forgot to tarp it huh. n he LIGHTS up. the look of a man about to get away with it.

pony goin 'don't you UNDERSTAND? they'll break us UP' n his voice breakin when he talks about his brothers. aough. he's my baby.

darry agreein to throw the match in exchange for the car. darry feelin like it's his fault cause he said he wasn't goin to the carnival n then went anyways. how often this man is THROWIN himself on the block for his brothers. aough.

the whole gang bein there n cheerin darry on OUGH

also those are the bluest jeans I've ever seen

TIM N STEVE HELPIN DARRY BETWEEN ROUNDS AOUGH

steve yellin for darry to stay down n pony goin 'he won't. he's too stubborn' PONY N DARRY ARE THE SAME KIND OF STUBBORN MENTION YEAHHHH

DARRY LOOKIN AT PONY N THATS WHY HE GETS KNOCKED OUT. APUGHAGGAH. GNAWIN AT THE BARS OF MY ENCLOSURE.

the parole officer literally already havin the handcuffs. goddamn. HA. TIM WAS WALKIN AROUND WITH BLACKMAIL. HE CAUGHT HIS PAROLE OFFICERS ASS CHEATIN

hes holdin that Polaroid up like how Ken holds the mugshot thing in barbie. does that mean anythin to any of yall. 'you know these handcuffs? they sure can... chaff a wrist...' 'this is blackmail!!' 'sure is. n I'm ashamed of myself.' TIM SHEPARD THE MAN THAT YOU AREEEE

everytime they all pile in the back of darrys pick up I gain 10 years on my life especially cause I KNOW darry is makin pony ride inside

ok. episode ever actually. great ep. wish they were all good as this shit. AOUGH. my KIDS.