#I HATE THIS SYSTEM (/HJ)
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scuddle-bubble101 · 2 months ago
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I swear this had something informal or good on it- oh! YEAH NOW I REMEMBER-
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jvpiterstears · 9 months ago
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apparently unpopular opinion from what ive seen, but people who hate on taco inanimate insanity a fuck ton without looking into her character depth are kind of shitty? i saw a super violent post about how much someone hates her so much and that she doesn’t deserve love (i think they said she deserves to die too but i can’t fully remember.)… i get genuinely upset when i see stuff like that.
reminder that sometimes people do bad things and are bad people because of huge events in their life? has just no one thought about the fact that oh, maybe taco had a really bad childhood and/or was taught that manipulation was the only way to do things right. and please, PLEASE read at least something analyzing taco as a character. it’s clear that she does care about mic and pickle, it’s shown in a lot of scenes. usually when i ramble about this to other people or just to myself it has to do with shipping (specifically tacophone/tacomic) but i’m talking about her as her own character right now too.
if i had the time and energy i would go on an even longer rant about her, but i don’t think i can handle writing that right now. i just really want people to look more into taco, and maybe stop being as bitter as they are? maybe i’m just being overdramatic or unnecessarily upset about it because taco is my whole system’s biggest comfort character, but i feel like just this once i should voice my opinion on this because people are so violent towards taco sometimes for no reason.
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cynicalsin-s · 8 months ago
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UUUGGGHHFH NORTONN NOO😭😭😭 NetEase revive him I beg he deserves a good life -Naib
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alex-just-vibing · 1 year ago
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Hcs on Solar System finding Kel crying by himself? (With him obviously denying the claim and telling them that he's fine)
ooh, I actually had a fic idea in my head kinda like that! (not solar system, but baseball bat. but I can change a few things)
This is less headcanons and more just word vomit/a pseudo-fic lol (under read more for the benefit of everyone here lol) Cuz I know I wouldn't be able to rest until I got this out of my head now (thanks a lot anon /lhj)
Sunny, Basil, and Aubrey were walking through the streets of Faraway Town, looking for the last person they needed to complete their group. They were hoping to find somewhere to just hang out at, whether that be one of their houses or somewhere else, like the park, Hobbeez, or maybe Gino's, but they didn't want to do it without Kel.
He wasn't at his house, and when they asked his mother where he was, she told them that he'd just gone for a walk. They thanked her, and she said to them, as she always does when they stop by, that they're welcome there anytime.
After stopping by his house, the three of them decided to check the park to see if he had stopped there while on his walk. He wasn't there either. Aubrey suggested checking their secret hangout spot, and the other two agreed that it wouldn't hurt to try.
None of them were particularly expecting him to be there, but when they walked past the trees into the area, they saw Kel sitting on an old picnic blanket. He was hugging his knees to his chest, and his forehead was pressed against his knees. His face wasn't visible from where the three others stood, but it was obvious something was wrong.
Aubrey was the first to approach him. She walked up to him and kneeled next to him. He didn't seem to notice her.
"Is everything okay, Kel?" she asked. She then saw the tears streaming down his face and facepalmed mentally. Of course he's not okay, what kind of question is that? She can't recall the last time she saw him cry...
Kel turned his head to look at her, before smiling weakly. "I-I'm fine!" He brought his hand to his face and wiped at his tears. More fell, replacing the ones he wiped away. "Don't worry about me!"
Sunny and Basil had also walked over to him. Sunny sat down next to him, as did Basil. Sunny gently grabbed Kel's hand.
"No, Kel." Sunny's voice was firm, but caring. "You aren't 'fine.' And that's okay." He squeezed Kel's hand slightly.
Basil cautiously placed one arm over Kel's shoulder. He leaned his head slightly against Kel's shoulder. "We love you Kel. A lot. We want to be here for you, the same way you always are for us."
Kel shook his head at their words. "I'm... I'm fine, really! You don't need to worry about me..." His voice was shaky and broken up by sniffles. He continued trying to wipe away his tears, but they just kept flowing.
Aubrey pulled him into a hug, not saying anything just yet. She let his head rest against her chest, and she placed a gentle kiss on the top of his head.
Basil moved closer to Kel, leaning against him to hopefully be a comforting presence for him. He turned to fully hug Kel, and he buried his face in Kel's shoulder. Kel in turn moved his face to rest in Basil's hair.
Sunny scoots closer, so that he could be sitting right next to Kel. Sunny didn't let go of his hand while moving, and once he settled into a comfortable position, he squeezed Kel's hand again.
"I'm sorry." Kel's voice was barely above a whisper. "I... I didn't mean to worry you guys..." When he spoke, his voice broke, then trailed off into a near-silent sob.
"It's okay, Kel," Sunny reassured him, and he rubbed his thumb over Kel's knuckles. "You're allowed to cry. Just let it all out. We aren't going anywhere."
The four of them sat in a comfortable silence, which was only broken by the occasional sob from Kel. After a good few minutes, Kel's crying seemed to slow, then eventually stop.
Basil noticed that Kel had stopped crying, and he was the first to speak. "Kel... Would you want to talk about why you were upset..?" His tone carried genuine concern and love.
Kel paused for a moment, before shaking his head. "No... Not right now..."
Sunny nodded. "Okay. We'll be here for you whenever you're ready." The other two nodded in agreement, all three of them smiling warmly at Kel.
"Now, weren't we planning to hangout?" As she spoke, Aubrey started to stand up, and she extended her hands to help the other three up. Basil and Sunny stood up first, then all three of them pulled Kel up.
Kel smiled, chuckling lightly as he was pulled up. "That sounds nice... How about a sleepover at my place?"
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waterb0ttleguy · 1 year ago
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Well who he not hate then
Doppio, though I feel like that one is obvious
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wawataka · 1 year ago
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holy fuck if i don't graduate because of this stupid econ class i'm going to KILL MYSELLLFFFFFFF"
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vampir3b0yx3 · 1 year ago
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Lateral tripod and my family never lets me rest bc of it
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i personally do lateral tripod. dynamic tripod is the "proper" way and i believe most common, feel free to correct me.
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the-s1lly-corner · 6 months ago
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Hi, may i request some headcanons for Toby, Ej and Ben with a S/O who is really clumsy and always has new bruises?
toby, ej, and ben x reader who is clumsy
my legs hurt i hate how they tense up when i get stressed out it hurts so much notes: reader is gn, ben is platonic as i do not feel comfortable writing romantic for him, heavy hcs for all of them naturally but esp ben cws: edit
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toby
he has a little bit of a disconnect between pain and injuries- both for himself and other people. obviously for himself its because of his CIPA, and that leaks into how he perceives others. he knows it hurts for them but he doesnt fully understand to what degree
still, he does his best to sympathize with you when you get hurt- actually you guys likely come up with a system.. a scale to rank how painful it is.. not just for physical pain! i can easily see this being used as a general thing for you guys to rate an experience both lightheartedly and as a serious thing
gets you meds as well as an icepack for your bruises so youre not too sore- hopefully
keeps an eye on the coloring of your skin, headcanon that he keeps tabs of the look of how an injury looks to determine severity.. as well as generally having a curiosity
he doesnt outwardly judge you all that much for your clumsiness, he knows his tics have caused some accidents so hes not going to fault you for a lot of your accidents
eyeless jack
tries to find a reason for your clumsiness, or at least tries to clear it of "okay do you have something internally thats happening", and if you actually do he does what he need to accommodate you
makes sure you dont needlessly get put into a situation that can lead to you getting hurt, he doesnt babyproof his place or yours.. nor does he treat you like youre a kid, but he does make precautions
lightly scolds you for not being careful if youre careless and roll with it as you get hurt- he doesnt want you to get hurt even if its something small
knows some tricks to lessen bruises before they get too bad, as well as ways to relieve any pain and swelling
medical interest really coming in clutch!
he hears crashing sounds and he just preps himself for whats about to transpire
he loves you but he does try to help you manage your clumsiness
ben
he thinks its a little funny that youre constantly hurting yourself, as long as its not a major injury- he also thinks its a little... pathetic... its a little mean for him to think that but hey, hes a bit of an asshole so its to be expected
he cant do much most of the time on account of him not being physically there- stuck in your phone or computer or some other device. but he does try to verbally be there for you- there in spirit!
if hes connected to the internet and hes able he does try to find some solutions to either lessen your clumsiness or how to make your bruises fade faster
tries to see if theres a cause to your clumsiness but its mostly him bullshitting you
"it could be a tumor" "you little shit its not a tumor"/ref/hj
more of a "lets move on and forget about it" kind of person, which isnt terrible especially if you find yourself embarrassed by your clumsiness
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clownrecess · 2 years ago
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(Tw for talk of r/fakedisordercringe, ableism, fake claiming, harassment, etc.)
I have had it with r/fakedisordercringe. This subreddit is filled with content that is both ableist and harmful to the neurodivergent community. The posts mock autistic people, systems, people with ADHD, etc. suggesting that people are faking or exaggerating their symptoms for attention. First of all, it's incredibly harmful to assume that someone is faking a disorder just because they don't fit into your narrow view of what that disorder looks like. Autism, for example, is a spectrum disorder, which means that there are a wide variety of ways that it can present itself. Just because someone doesn't exhibit all of the classic symptoms that you associate with autism doesn't mean that they're faking it. (Tell me you're an aspie supremacist without telling me you're an aspie supremacist /hj)
The reasoning that the users of this subreddit often use tend to fall under these categories:
"They don't experience *insert disability* the same way that I do, so they must be faking"
"They post too frequently about their disability, so they must be faking"
"They support self diagnosis, so they must be faking"
"They use xenogenders/neopronouns, so they must be faking"
etc.
Has it ever crossed your mind that maybe not everyone is the same? That not everybody's disability is the same? /nbh
The idea that someone can determine whether or not another person is truly autistic or has a mental disorder based on a few online interactions (or even just a post!) is absurd. Not every autistic person or people with other disorders fits the stereotype of what people expect, and it's not up to strangers on the internet to decide who is "legitimate" and who is not.
As an autistic person, I'm tired of constantly having to defend myself and my experiences. I'm tired of seeing people with disabilities being reduced to nothing more than punchlines for jokes.
A few days ago someone in a youtube comment section accused me of faking being autistic, by saying something along the lines of "Self diagnosed ahh". First off, not everybody can safely access diagnosis. You are so incredibly privileged if you think everyone can. Somebody being undiagnosed does NOT immediately mean they are faking. Second off, I am literally professionally diagnosed.
I am tired of r/fakedisordercringe and the hate, misinformation, and stigma it perpetuates.
Leave disabled people ALONE.
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themeraldee · 2 months ago
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Okay so no Homelander x supe but hear me out /hj
what about Homelander x normal person who gets his powers temporarily while pregnant with his kid and they don't realize until the first time she gets pissed off while pregnant and lasers a hole through the penthouse window and they're stood they're like o-o
Okay you know what you're onto something. It's not that I hate supe!reader but I think I just haven't come across powers that I wanted to write about. Or that I thought fit him. HOWEVER you having a sliver of his powers bcs of the V in your system NOW THAT I fuck with.
To me it sends me down the rabbit hole of is he beyond elated that there's someone like him? Or would part of him resent that you got his godlike powers so easily without the suffering he went through. Like he should be the only special one in that regard right? You're special because you're you and you're his. He's special because he's a god with no match.
Anyway once he gets over that conundrum which I'm sure would end up with him in a way pleased that there's no one like him except you and you're by his side. So like, talk about a power couple. Sex would be a whole other thing. Like do you fly too? Do you have enough strength to leave marks on him??? aaahhh the possibilities are endless.
Until your body drains the V and suddenly he's on a mission to keep you knocked up at all times...
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galactic-rhea · 5 months ago
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in regards to your padme post, what if padme WAS put into the space monk order and groomed by the literal devil alongside anakin? How do you think she would've turned out?
#you can't put tags in asks #but I'm doing it anyways #padme and anakin are some of my favorite star wars characters
The galaxy is fucked. That's it, thanks for your ask. /hj
The thing is that Palpatine is so...insidious (lol) that I fully believe he could groom anyone to be a Darth Vader if he has the opportunity.
Look at Luke, with Luke it didn't work because he didn't have years of manipulation and Luke did have more stable relationships and less all-consumming insecurities compared to Anakin, and a much less dogmatic understanding of bieng A Good Jedi (tm),,,AND LUKE STILL ALMOST FALLS.
Even if you want to take the sequels as canon...He also didn't have the time to groom Rey for years, and still almost succeds.
Padmé saw Palpatine as a sort of political mentor but could realize she was being played, but Palpatine didn't warp her into world-changing views.
But regarding your question, I think it would depend a lot and there's a lot of factors playing, like: Do she and Anakin bond? Why did Palpatine pick her? Or is this a reverse situation? Was she also brough as an older kid or was taken as a baby?
If we simplify it to "She was the one super strong in the force so Palpatine picked her for apprentice", yeah, I think we would have had Darth Amidala, perhaps less ruthless and murderous than Vader, more subtle and way more cold, but...idk, look at the other people Sidious got his hand into (Maul, Dooku).
If Padmé and Anakin had bonded, and Sheev had wanted Padmé as his apprentice, then I bet he would've find some way to get rip off of Anakin and anyone close to her, isolating and cutting away any ties to love or comforts is first and foremost.
Even if Anakin had been another apprentice to Sheev, then Palpatine was in for just some fun games and see how to get one of his apprentices kill, betray or in some way get out of the picture so only the best one remains.
Sheev is an incredible villain because he's always playing 4D Chess and he adapts his plan on the go.
When it comes to AUs like this, I think we're talking about the very human and sad nature that is being vulnerable to manipulation, no matter how smart.
Sometimes we want to think "oh if it hadn't been Anakin, if it had been -insert goodie good character-, things would've changed", but the fact is that no one is infalible. Groomers change their game and attack the weakness they see and adapt to their victim needs, and Palpatine is terrifying in that regard. And is a supporting system what helps people to get out.
Padmé is brave, smart and competent, but guess what, so was Anakin. And I think Palpatine would have exploited her weakness if he had chosen her as a victim instead of Anakin. But so would have anyone else. If Palpatine had chosen Obi-Wan, or Ahsoka, or Quilan, or Ayla, whatever, then we would have ended with a sith apprentice anyways; with their own particular personality and quirks, of course, and less unhinged perhaps because one of the biggest things in Anakin/Vader's views is that he was a slave and he sees the world in a very particular way, but yeaaaah.
If I must think of how could an evil Padmé would be...I think she would be very methodical and unlike Vader, she wouldn't be submissive to her "master" at all, she would plot against Sheev and harbour lots of hate and very little loyalty to him. She has the mindset of a queen, not a slave. In a way, that would make her more dangerous.
And I think she would ha v e some sort of…possesive views? Like, idk how to explain, kinda like how a queen sees a bestiary? Awesome, scary and cool beast to keep in a nice sanctuary, but they belong to her. I get this idea because of that bit from one of the novels, where she thinks that Anakin is like a vine tiger, dangerous and capable of murdering anyone else "but that runs to put his cheek against her and pur.r"
But like Anakin, then anyone can turn back as well and get away from the manipulation, and a sith Padmé could as well!
aLSO, before anyone says something because I'm starting to know how this fandom works... no, I'm not absolving Anakin of guilt, because victims can become abusers and should be held accountable. However, I am praising how terrifying Palpatine actually is when you think about it, literally any other character could've become what Anakin became had Sheev (or any other groomer, tbh) decided to play the cards that way.
Sorry for the long rambling I thing i sidetracked a lot, I hope at least it's a good answer nkljgndfjkgdfg
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Prodigy Recap
I love it I love it I love it I could watch it forever
I'm truly irrevokably in love. I'm done for. I'm probably going to rewatch this all month before I am satisfied I've fully taken it all in. I NEED to rewatch Mindwalk and Supernova again ASAP because knowing what I know now about the memories HJ had just recovered. I know it is going to wreck me to watch her in those episodes with S2 in mind.
My ship HELD HANDS GUYSSS. HE TOLD HER SHES HIS HOME. HE DIDNT FEEL LIKE HE BELONGED ANYWHERE UNTIL THEY MET. SHE BROKE TIME FOR HIM AGAIN AND AGAIN. HER EYES GOT SO BIG! THAT HUG LOOKED SO GOOD. (I'm getting off topic a lot but i need to get the "my ship is canon - in a way i don't hate!!!" fangirling out of my system.) breathe. breathe. okay gonna keep going.
Its gonna take me a few more watch throughs to fully wrap my head around the paradox. And around how you fit a humpback whale in the original ISS Voyager (seriously. has that been there the whole time? does OG Voyager have a whale? was she retrofitted in the AQ? did Mirror J steal a whale from 1996?) And if that timeline where KJ was lost on the infinity means shes also trapped on future solum with Chakotay or just dead. and and and... so many things. so many fic ideas. so many plot bunnies
(wait no -- shoves the plot bunnies away -- go away. not ready for more wips yet)
There. was. so. much. that I loved. it was such an ambitious story to tell in 2 seasons and oh my god, i really feel they mostly pulled it off. They brought back Voyagers legacy characters and put them to work in a plot that fit them, and it was such a joy to see them again. They stay true to who they were on Voyager - thoroughly wonderfully 100x better than on Voyager in Chakotays case. and i really believe theyre the same characters with a few more years of life since ive last met them.
And the new characters too. I love Dal and Gwyn and Rok and Murf and Zero and Jankom and Maj'el to pieces. (Majel!!! is such a perfect tribute!) I want to see so much more of Noum and Tysses. I am in tears over Adreek. God how much i want Season 3 just to see how their stories continue.
But I think... what strikes me most and what I appreciated the most was how much this show wholeheartedly respects its fans!!!
It never dumbs things down or babies it's younger audience. its very mature for a kids show. it is a great introduction to star trek and the universe without over explaining. there are storylines in these 40 episodes that would be right at home in TNG or Voyager. it's really more of a fun for the whole family show than a kids show in that way. (it says something that it's the first "cartoon" my parents have ever cared for and they are watching it wholely for themselves.) It really manages to tell the story in a framing thats aimed at kids without taking anything away from the story its telling for all ages.
And it's adult audience...
I worried about how it would feel to have enjoyed such a rich fanon universe in the 3 decades since the show ended. There were advantages to having a ship with very little canon. the fan universe thrived on how much room there was to work within. After that - having headcanoned and written and imagined so many futures for the characters - I feared having some new canon come in and make a new story for them that would invalidate so much if that imagination, or create something so unsatisfying or rigid or antithical to their last canon encounter that nothing new would be inspired by it. (P/C in Picard was like that for me)
Prodigy didnt do that. Prodigy made no grand sweeping canon for the years in between Voyagers homecoming and the new show. Prodigy didnt shoe horn any character into a rigid relationship status. Prodigy picked them up, set them on a new adventure, sprinkled in tantalyzing new details, and left a wealth of room around the events of the season and the relationships between the characters for so much fan imagination to thrive. The possibilities before and during and after the seasons for the characters are bountiful and perfect for imagining their other adventures. I couldnt have imagined my ship becoming canon (or maybe affirmed by the canon is a clearer way to put it) in a better way.
And then they went and added Tank Top Action Janeway in there as a treat.
Truly a masterpiece. i'm so grateful for this show. i hope it gets the 3rd season it so dearly deserves.
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sanguinaryfreaks · 7 months ago
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WELCOME !¡
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Hi! We are Sanguinary Freaks Massacre you can call us Gore or Visceral, we use any pronouns (and neos) but prefer shi/hir. Our collective gender is transmascfem and sexuality is omnigay, quoiromantic and ambi, the body is latino and intersex. We are 21 years old and are a C-DID system of a lot.
System terms: System, collective, pwDID, multiple, alters, headmates, littles.
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blue-thief · 5 months ago
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books ness would like (i haven't read most of these but from other people's reviews, i think he'd like them) (also most of these are booktok books i know, i know 😔😔)
the acotar series by sarah j maas /hj
the folk of the air series by holly black /srs
sorcery of thorns by margaret rogerson
howl's moving castle by diana wynne jones (a bit different from the movie but he would bond over ghibli films with isagi) (if they ever stop trying to kill each other)
strange the dreamer by laini taylor
spinning silver by naomi novik
legendborn by tracy deonn
juniper & thorn by ava reid (MAYBE)
piranesi by susanna clarke (maybe?)
he would either adore the song of achilles by madeline miller with his entire heart or hate it with a burning passion, there's no in-between (depends on whether or not he got deep into a greek mythology phase)
the lunar chronicles by marissa meyer
daughter of the moon goddess by sue lynn tan
the night circus by erin morgenstern
the starless sea by erin morgenstern
heaven official's blessing by mo xiang tong xiu
mo dao zu shi by mo xiang tong xiu
scum villain's self-saving system by mo xiang tong xiu
a study in drowning by ava reid
an encyclopedia of fairies by emily wilde
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n0t-vzin1s · 2 years ago
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bf!dazai headcannons
a/n: this is my first hc post and it's all over the place L O L
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- he's definitely like an idiot yk
- he knows nothing on relationships
- like sure
- he was in like three in the past
- but he was an asshole
- obviously he is still learning!!
- so pls don't get mad at him for these things
- he teases you for simple things
- you said a word wrong?
- tease.
- you answered a question wrong?
- tease.
- you bully eachother. 100%
- he has a dark sense of humour, that can occasionally leave yoh worrying
- he'll apologize after though
- teaches you self defence!! he wants you to b safe at all times
- dazai LOVES listening to you talk about your day
- like will literally sit and listen to you for hours
- he loves the way your voice sounds, what can i say?
- also loves when you read your books out loud to him as his head rests in your lap
- watches tons of movies with you
- mainly romcoms
- and 2005 movies. they're fucking awesome.
- the two of you prank call chuuya often
- would buy you a pony (???)
- he would often join you on walks at night to help you feel safe
- would probably hide behind you if someone taller than him tried to fight him /hj??
- and then tell his friends how he took down some 7'1 man (he was like 6'1)
- and you took him down tbf
- 🤷‍♀️
- romantic dates!! or suicide ones!! no inbetween ��
- one day you could be having a picnic in the park
- the next you could be cliff jumping
- who knows
- late night convos!!
- especially b4 he asked you out
- listening to each others music in the car
- midnight drives through yokohama!!
- but you're driving
- bro can't drive for shit
- gets high w you
- and then asks "are you my s/o?? ur so hot"
- will give you little nicknames
- "my little corn muffin"
- cute tote bin
- he researches deeply into your interests
- learns new languages just to compliment you in them
- learned like 7 words of 30 different languages
- italian was his favourite, or french
- goes shopping with you !!
- if he ever annoys you, just spray him with a spray bottle filled with water
- skips work to hang out with you
- hangs out with his friends with you
- constantly brags about how "awesome" you are
- his friends love you
- they make friendship bracelets with you
- pda is sometimes there
-simple gestures of affection >>> big gestures
- he doesn't like you doing anything extreme for him, he thinks he's not important
-he has a weak immune system so he gets sick often
- you constantly take care of him
- NAPS ON HIS COUCH.
- dazai sleeps a lot or a little due to his depression
- makes sure you take any meds you need to take and you do the same thing
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- he relapses every so often, resulting in you not leaving his side
- you take care of his bandages since he hates looking at his body
- he also needs constant reassurance that he's doing his best and that he's doing a good job
- when he goes through an episode, he doesn't communicate well
- but he wants you right there by his side at any given moment
- he has panic attack during the night when he doesn't sleep well
- when the two of you started dating, he stopped trying to commit suicide
- but if he has an episode or relapses, he obviously tries again
- regrets hurting you and thinks you deserve someone better than him
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astralfandoms · 6 months ago
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i wanna hear your thoughts!!! i wanna hear about chip and the override. <- i also have the override as like. a whole thing in my au and i think it would be funny if they started acting like they're gonna fight and then just. fell asleep in 2 recliners like middle-aged-dads lol
ALSO THE HOSE TAIL IS SO GOOD AND I LOVE HOW IN THE ONE WITH COSMO HIS FACE IS DESIGNED. HE'S THE MOON AND THERE'S A CRESCENT ON HIS FACE ABSOLUTE PEAK!!!!
You have unleashed the autism /hj
Okay so I have the headcanon that Chip grew up in a rich family who liked having a smart autistic child but hated the other symptoms (ex. getting overstimulated, having emotional dsyregulation) so would punish any sign of autistic symptoms.
Which is how Override (at the time, a nameless alter) formed: as a protector/prosecutor to keep Chip from experiencing/remembering violence whenever the situation called for it.
It was extremely active until Chip moved out of the house in college, where it went dormant...
Until Craig, who didn't know that there were multiple users, installed the Override into it, giving it its name.
So Override became active again, but this time Chip could semi-remember the switches but wasn't aware that this was a pre-existing issue resurfacing.
Eventually, Chip ends up being forced to go on vacation (mostly because even by C.O.G standards he was getting too banged up) and during that time period, Override is able to calm down and ends up figuring out how to be a protector/prosecutor in a bit of a healthier way (also made its existence known to Chip).
The two are still adapting to being a newly discovered system but they have some help from friends.
(fun fact i actually have a fic on Ao3 that while not focusing more on chip/override's backstory it does talk about override's existence and how they act vs how chip acts)
(said fic also features a rare pair and if you know you know /silly)
Also everyone loves the fire hose tail and honestly I'm glad!!! The reason why I added it to his design was that I wanted to add to the firefighter aesthetic and I'm glad it turned out good!!
Also this bit from his cogs.ink profile never left my brain
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ALSO THANK YOU FOR NOTICING THAT ABOUT COSMO'S DESIGN!!! I decided to go more for a general celestial theming because I thought it would look more inch-resting!!
Also I made it so that he has blues on him to show that he's not entirely happy with being brought into C.O.G.S :3
Sorry if that got a bit darker than expected but thank you for asking!!!
If you wanna know more about specific characters or specific headcanons, feel free to ask!!!
< has to be told that they're allowed to share headcanons in order to share them
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