#I HATE SANTA

[ieatpeoplelotsofpeople]

I FUCKING HATE LONG SLEEVE SHIRTS (TRIGGER WARNING: OLD PEOPLE, SANTA CLAUS, CHRISTMAS)

its cold as hell and i can't hibernate so i'm forced to wear winter clothes and i've been using this stupid christmas shirt and i have to be reminded every time i wake up that santa claus is real and hes watching me and it PISSES ME THE FUCK OFF

God, i hate this old bitch, fucking piece of shit idiot motherfucker i hate you hsgdfjhnsg ñdf jñsd

[brogurt]

gta v brainrot incoming:

i hate them.

[andy-clutterbuck]

Rick Grimes in The Ones Who Live 1x02 - Gone

[secretmellowblog]

It’s time to spread holiday hatred:

Type 1: I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas, I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus, the Alvin and the Chipmunks Christmas song

Type 2: The Christmas Shoes

Type 3: all the bad religious songs, especially the terrible hymns that are just demanding you worship Jesus again and again, alas!

Type 4: Santa Buddy, and other more forgettable covers

Type 5: “As Long as There’s Christmas” from Beauty and the Beast: Belle’s Enchanted Christmas, the many bland songs from many bland low-budget musical adaptations of A Christmas Carol, etc etc

[tapeworrmart]

A bullet in his head, finally 💥

[yank-a-ton]

[goobygnarp]

i just wanted to complain about a music player app throwing screen-covering ads at me, and I guess Santa also disliked the change as well.

[whosyourcreepyunclenow]

"you're fucking hungry, ain't ya?"

[live-on-air]

[eightyones]

Lando has said he feels pretty confident in McLaren heading into 2024, obviously you hope you guys will be up there challenging Red bull, closing that gap that we’ve seen through 2023. How competitive are you expecting to be? I- I dont know. I think for Lando to be confident is quite a big statement. You know he’s obviosly been with the team a lot longer and seen the fluctuations that every team inevitably goes through.

The biggest confidence for me is that everything we put on the car this year has worked. All the upgrades did exactly what we wanted them to do. The direction we’ve been going has been working and that’s a very comfortable place to be in going into a new season, especially with stable rules and regulations. We know that Red Bull are going to be strong again. It’s going to be interesting to see what the other teams around us are going to be like next year, but I think we can be comfortable that the way we’re working is the right direction and if we keep going that way and do it better than the others then, yeah, it’s pretty exciting to think what the possibilities could be.

[dessanta]

has this been done yet.. 😖

[mentallyillstinker]

Dating Benny headcannons..

why? Because I'm evil, and I fear no man's judgement. 😈

The cut is there for a reason, shit is LOOONNNGGG af

Lets get it out of the way, Arcade hates it though, he thinks it's utter and complete bullshit you were even interested in him, "HE SHOT YOU WHY-" "He's silly... look at him Arcade he's silly..." and then you point over to the walking chessboard who's smoking in the corner like he's the main character.

Back on topic, Benny loves it, at first he was confused, after all he did shoot you! But eventually he remembered he shot you, brain damage, but then he found out you got a 5 minute craft lobotomy (big mt), then he was just plan confused, mostly because you were missing your brain, but also because you loved him!

Gifts, gifts and physical contact is his love language, he's always been a playboy, but now he will go run out in the wasteland just to grab you something he thought you would like, and then come back looking like shit.

He doesn't take his little bodyguards with him cuz he's embarrassed to tell anyone else about you and him.(He's a pussy and will always be a pussy)

He knows you're crazy, "I wanna go kill deathclaws for fun" he knows thats a bad idea, but he believes in you! He'll comment if he thinks you'll actually get hurt though, but he won't be direct about it, "Doll, I don't think we should be deathclaw chow..." but he'll still go, he'll hide behind a rock, but he'll go.

He isn't a fan of the whole still working for Mr house thing though, so most of the time you guys are hanging over at the tops.

He'll insist and beg you don't tell anyone about your guys relationship, but then turn around and be hugging up on you and shi in public, he's a hypocrite, but he's a silly one.

He like when you play with his hair, he'll let you put it up in a small ponytail and stuff.

You cannot sit down though, when you're in his suite with him and sit down or lay down for one second he will cuddle up on you, he has an excuse for it though he swears he's not being clingy, "But pussycat.... I'm real tired... cmon... hold me...", and if you don't he'll make a stupid little pouty face and whine "Babe pleaaasseee...."

Ultimately who's in control of the relationship? Nobody, dog idk if you know who the courier and Benny are, they are NOT RESPONSIBLE 💀

But if I had to say anything... you're wearing the pants, if Benny loves you back in the first place he has to be downright, fairytale starstruck in love with you.

Idk if I should do I NSFW headcannon yet, also sorry if this is like, oc type shit, well I'm not sorry but I'll say I am.

[accirax]

Exchange #11: Rose's gift for Arturo!

[kikiknits]

Watching a movie in the background, and glanced up to see a scene where the main character spills her drink all over some dude, then proceeds to give him a sweater her sister hand knitted and made special for her, saying it’s too baggy anyway and really, he should have it.

I am so pissed on behalf of this fictional sister.

[murdleandmarot]

Now I’m interested in your dad’s take. If it’s not invasive, please share?

\(´∀｀)/

HI HELLO!!!!!! I’d happy to share, I love talking about these things!!!!! It might get a bit rant-y but I promise I’m just trying to cover all bases :]

Some context: my dad grew up with cats, specifically the 1983 broadway album, which means that while he’s never seen the 1998 movie, he has seen the show live 2-3 times, (my family is pretty musical-my grandma saw the og show with Betty Buckley, and I’ve never been more jealous of anybody in my entire life).

So: we were talking about stuff and nonsense and I explained the newsies vs cats poll. Obviously he knew a bit about both shows, as I’d recently been in newsies and made him watch the Broadway version.

He of course immediately started talking about how many criticisms you could do of each show. It quickly devolved into him bitching about Skimbleshanks and Santa Fe, because he hates both of them in equal measure, (although Santa Fe may take the cake. He despises the entire plot line).

I brought up the criticism that many musical fans seem to have about cats: “it’s not about anything” or “it doesn’t have a theme/plot.”

“That’s just blatantly not true, munkustrap, (I called him gray cat guy in the conversion), explains the plot in the third song. You know, jellicles go to the jellicle layer, blah blah blah.”

“Well, sure,” said he, “but what’s the show really about then?”

“Uhhhhh,” I said, it being like 11 o clock at night, “it’s mostly about second chances and forgiveness, right?”

To which he said, no. Cats is about pride. More specifically, ego death.

All of the cats are prideful. The Rum Tum Tugger, obviously, but also the Gumbie cat, the old theater cat was the best there’s ever been, as featherfore-whatever his name was. You know, even the stupid train cat. They’re all walking around talking about how great they are, or were, except Grizabella.

She just says “hey, I’m here, I’m done, I’m down and out, and I’ve got nothing and no one. I’m just here. Times were great, but without the memory, I have nothing”

And that’s why they’re like YES. You get to go the heavyside layer. You get it. You deserve your second life.

[neverland-royaltie]

I GIT TO SEE JEREMY JORDAN PREFORM LIVE?!?!

IM STILL REELING WHAT THE FUCK