#I hated ‘I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus’ and the Hippopotamus song so much
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It’s time to spread holiday hatred:
Type 1: I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas, I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus, the Alvin and the Chipmunks Christmas song
Type 2: The Christmas Shoes
Type 3: all the bad religious songs, especially the terrible hymns that are just demanding you worship Jesus again and again, alas!
Type 4: Santa Buddy, and other more forgettable covers
Type 5: “As Long as There’s Christmas” from Beauty and the Beast: Belle’s Enchanted Christmas, the many bland songs from many bland low-budget musical adaptations of A Christmas Carol, etc etc
#I’m choosing violence!#grinch mode#Christmas#Christmas songs#my least favorite has always been the obnoxious child songs#ever since I was a kid!#as a kid I was very ferocious about how ‘kids don’t sound like that!’#I hated ‘I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus’ and the Hippopotamus song so much#XD
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