#I HAD TO.

[chronicowboy]

9-1-1 season 8, episode 6: confessions | fleabag season 2, episode 4

[localaceken]

[Posts this to the kg tag]

[Refuses to elaborate]

[Leaves]

[totally-not-an-awkward-okapi]

While Laika was the name popularized around the world, she had many nicknames including Kudryavka (Russian for Little Curly), Zhuchka (Little Bug), and Limonchik (Little Lemon).

[agnes-draws]

someone help poor alastair

[stackedbirds]

hualian cooking together for tgcf for gaza :)

[twildflower]

[sleeptaken]

[justfranzz]

My addition to the Faulkner light up crocs debate

[wild-god-nick-cave]

I wanna take you out, an innocent and sweet gesture. Wanna take you out to get drinks and watch as you become a slurring mess. Watch as you intoxicate yourself on the shots and the pints. I’ll buy them for you, darlin’. You don’t need to worry your pretty little head over anythin’, you just keep raising the bottle to your pretty cherry lips. You tell me all about whatever your fuzzy mind comes up with, I’ll sit and listen to your slurred speech. You only need to think about keepin’ on pouring the liquor into your mouth. Then I’ll walk you home, watch as you stumble and grip my fingers tighter, trying to feign sobriety for me. When you tumble through my front door and once we’re safe inside, closing the night out. I’ll push you up against the wall, make you feel my erection. Purr in your ear, tellin’ you how pretty you look when you’re all fucked up. How much you turn me on when you’re slurring and lookin’ all dumb for me. I’ll press my body real close to you, make you feel all giddy and excited. Then I’ll pick you up, cos you can barely walk a step without tumbling or falling. Carry you to our bed, and you can leave soppy wet kisses along my neck, and I’ll throw you down upon your back. You can look up at me with your dilated pupils and hazy gaze. You’re so spaced out, huh, darlin? Can barely think? Well that okay, darlin’ I’ll do all the thinkin for you. I’ll pleasure you just how you like it. And I can use you, huh, darlin’? Cos you can’t complain. You’re far too wasted to complain when I fuck you so deep and make you so very full with my cock, huh darlin? I’ll use you like the toy you are. Flip you onto your stomach and fuck your arse u til your screaming my name into the pillows. I’ll use you darlin’. Make you my cum slut. Cos you’re too wasted to complain. You couldn’t complain when i put my shaft into your slurring mouth huh baby? Your eyes will water and you’ll gag, but you’ve been trained for this, huh my little dumb slut. You’re gonna be my good boy. I’ll use you ur body and cum inside you so many times you’ll be able to feel me whenever you move ❤️ you’ll be my good little dumb, slurring slut.

[muqingfx]

pei ming: Are we fighting or flirting?

hua cheng: I'm pinning you against a wall with my hand around your neck-

pei ming: Your point?

[annieqattheperipheral]

goalie line!

cale apologizing to juice for the team messing with his save% by going in for a makeout sesh. my god what are those bedroom eyes girl

nate like omg caler pls some couth i get to kiss him first

[57sfinest]

LOGIC -- Let's say, hypothetically, you are a Barbie girl. Okay, let's even say you’re in a Barbie world. Right, so- in this scenario you would obviously know from personal experience that life in plastic is fantastic. Wouldn't it be reasonable to assume that one could brush your hair and undress you literally everywhere? Imagination, you can derive from the fundamentals of basic logic, that life is your creation.

[lavishedlilacs]

Busts down your door

Hi! :3

That's all

[dangerdragoncat]

Oh dear….

Who made the child cry?

[vicsy]

even if just for a moment, ricbull was real. I was there and I lived it.