#I HAD TO FUCKING PEE

[allofuswantgwinam]

i remember one time in 3rd grade i got wrote up bc i went to the bathroom too many times that week and i still am mindblown from that. “don’t drink too much, you always have your water bottle” was that even real? it was real. that should be a crime tbh

[ratatatastic]

"So the Cup party—you know, we with some of the other boys were waiting at Elbo Room for you guys like a bunch of fuckin' plugs! But you go to Chucky's house after—I mean, I know you guys stayed in the locker room for hours, until like 3AM and then you go to Chucky's house. Obviously, there was the amazing stuff on the beach, all around town, Elbo [Room] the next day. That night just being with the boys, being with the families in the locker room, at Chucky's—how special was that?" "Yeah, you know what it was... I think they said—the one day we went back to the rink—I think we had to sign—our owners had to sign every champagne bottle and I think they said there was over 160 champagne bottles? That were—and like obviously not—" "Like empties you mean? Yeah, just like—" "Empties! Like just spraying everywhere! I think you could—like, I had my gear on till about 3:30/4AM. I didn't get home till about 5:30 and guys were still there! You guys probably saw that pic of Carter sleeping on the lawn? Like, I think he might've been one of the last ones there."

Empty Netters | 8.26.24 (x)

and if youre wondering about said lawn pics montys talking about swaggy drunk off his ass plopping down on the grassy area in front of amerant bank arena in the parking lot waiting for his uber 😭😭😭

and he looked so downright pitiful that someone went up to him and gave him a chair to sit on instead and everything about his dazed smile once he recognises the thing in front of him being a chair speaks enough volumes about how absolutely gone he was

[oceanwithouthermoon]

yeah im very adamant on calling people out when theyre being shitty. yeah im very sensitive and will get really sad when people get mad at me for it. so what

[schizodesires]

guys DO NOT tie your sweatpants with a double knot. you'll think nothing of it until you're in the bathroom struggling and dancing around to get the knot undone. you'll try to squeeze them down your hips but that'll just make you need to pee more! you're going to think you're so close to getting these pants off, you're so ready to finally piss but the pants will just get stuck around your thighs. you'll also start thinking that if you stand in the shower, let yourself go, you'll be in a clearer mind to find out how to undo the knot..which honestly might be a good idea!

[polygondotcomvideoproducer]

wait do you think lindy will know to pee without dr pee to remind her, or do you think she'll die from a UTI or something

[itsbrucey]

Had zero clue what terms to Google bc " ship close quarters in a box people in box romantic" doesn't. Deliver.

But this genre of ship art where two people get stuck somewhere really close. Like this

Was thinking of Closeson scenarios for this..bc I'm predictable. And a man of taste.

[lyliux]

Making up for my disgusting lack of Oatchi + yellow pikmin

[1loer]

I’ve been into danganronpa for like nearly 4 years now . Somehow, this dumbass stupid game series has made a definite and lasting impact on my life. Somehow, I think its gonna have to sit its place up there below Kingdom Hearts. This is true despair.

[merr-murr]

Human Vox !!

Bonus Doodle -- Someone get him some contacts, he's scaring the hoes....

[broodygaming]

Doing a fairly evil ish run of BG3 and this dude giving a speech to a mostly empty room just fucking KILLED ME hahaha

[tathrin]

Yesssssss guess who just learned how to swap usb cords between mice tonight? That's right mate, we are unstoppable now. So you go ahead and discontinue the best mouse ever fucking made, Logitech, that's fine; I'm just going to ship-of-theseus my babies forever and you can't stop me.

[nuvomica]

bro how fucking old am i what year is it. i stayed up too late reading fanfiction. am i stupid. i have work in four hours. my condition makes me pass out during the day if i get less than six hours sleep. am i stupid. holy shit

[forthosetunedin]

[pollenallergie]

so much of life, as someone with adhd who can’t listen to their body’s signals, is realizing you have to pee far too late

[le-jardin-inculte]

a nosy jackal got skunked* by the striped polecat last night 😂

* I know it's a mustelid, but look, if it looks like a skunk and sprays like a skunk...

source: NamibiaCam