#I HAD TO FUCKING PEE

[allofuswantgwinam]

i remember one time in 3rd grade i got wrote up bc i went to the bathroom too many times that week and i still am mindblown from that. “don’t drink too much, you always have your water bottle” was that even real? it was real. that should be a crime tbh

[ratatatastic]

"So the Cup party—you know, we with some of the other boys were waiting at Elbo Room for you guys like a bunch of fuckin' plugs! But you go to Chucky's house after—I mean, I know you guys stayed in the locker room for hours, until like 3AM and then you go to Chucky's house. Obviously, there was the amazing stuff on the beach, all around town, Elbo [Room] the next day. That night just being with the boys, being with the families in the locker room, at Chucky's—how special was that?" "Yeah, you know what it was... I think they said—the one day we went back to the rink—I think we had to sign—our owners had to sign every champagne bottle and I think they said there was over 160 champagne bottles? That were—and like obviously not—" "Like empties you mean? Yeah, just like—" "Empties! Like just spraying everywhere! I think you could—like, I had my gear on till about 3:30/4AM. I didn't get home till about 5:30 and guys were still there! You guys probably saw that pic of Carter sleeping on the lawn? Like, I think he might've been one of the last ones there."

Empty Netters | 8.26.24 (x)

and if youre wondering about said lawn pics montys talking about swaggy drunk off his ass plopping down on the grassy area in front of amerant bank arena in the parking lot waiting for his uber 😭😭😭

and he looked so downright pitiful that someone went up to him and gave him a chair to sit on instead and everything about his dazed smile once he recognises the thing in front of him being a chair speaks enough volumes about how absolutely gone he was

[herbie851]

I love that God pretty much says “I don’t know this Pee dude but he is straight up trash. Here is how you deserve to be treated”. I respect that assessment…absolutely spot on.

[pulluppuddles]

to pee or not to pee, that is the question

hamlet's less famous poem about his omo kink

[squidsmeister]

my truest most honest conspiracy theory that I fully 100% believe is that they put Scott and Courtney together in tdas 1. because they needed a romance between two characters from different seasons and those were literally the only two they could’ve picked because every single other woman was in a relationship and out of lightning Scott and Cameron it’s unfortunately predictable they’d pick Scott and 2. they wanted to downplay the extremely lesbian activities Courtney and Gwen were getting into by going But Look She Likes Scott (even though she really only thought about him passively AND EVEN ADMITTED SCOTT WAS SO GROSS GWEN WOULD NEVER STEAL HIM FROM HER)

[oceanwithouthermoon]

yeah im very adamant on calling people out when theyre being shitty. yeah im very sensitive and will get really sad when people get mad at me for it. so what

[schizodesires]

guys DO NOT tie your sweatpants with a double knot. you'll think nothing of it until you're in the bathroom struggling and dancing around to get the knot undone. you'll try to squeeze them down your hips but that'll just make you need to pee more! you're going to think you're so close to getting these pants off, you're so ready to finally piss but the pants will just get stuck around your thighs. you'll also start thinking that if you stand in the shower, let yourself go, you'll be in a clearer mind to find out how to undo the knot..which honestly might be a good idea!

[polygondotcomvideoproducer]

wait do you think lindy will know to pee without dr pee to remind her, or do you think she'll die from a UTI or something

[marmotsomsierost]

(Scene: There's like five of us in line at the pet store. The cashier is about ready to murder whoever a) left her as the sole cashier, b) is ignoring the get OVER HERE polite pages she keeps sending, c) didn't change the receipt paper and didn't restock any of the drawers either. She is left to try and get the register to accept a slightly mangled 1/3 of a roll she found, so it's been a minute.)

Random dude in pet store: hey are you canadian

Me: ...no

Random dude: oh ok

Me:

Random dude: you just have like, the most canadian-expat-in-california look ever

Me: (nonplussed, looks at outfit of jeans, tank top, red buffalo plaid shirt, rabbit-fur-trimmed moccasins)

Random dude: it's 48 degrees and raining, like she's got a puffer and he's got like this heavy fleece thing and i've got what looks like a flannel but has this fleecy quilted liner but you like. actually have a flannel shirt. with your sleeves folded up.

Me: i did grow up in minnesota with canadian relatives

Random dude: oh nice where at

Me: manitoba

Random dude: ok yeah i should've guessed that.

He said something about his partner not believing him that he encountered an almost-canadian without him and i said that usually i run into the random norwegians who are like 'what the fuck is that dialect doing here / granny is never going to let me live this down / wait that coconut milk recommendation was not in english hold up', which he thought was pretty hilarious. He then asked about my moccasins and i told him where i got them and the lady with the puffer coat looked interested and the dude with the fleece was visibly horrified when i mentioned the rabbit fur part. The lady with the puffer said something about being brave wearing them out in the weather and i was like 'well, i can only wear them for about two months out of the year without roasting to death, so i wanna enjoy them while i can.' The cashier finally emerged victorious over the register and things moved much more quickly after that.

[1loer]

I’ve been into danganronpa for like nearly 4 years now . Somehow, this dumbass stupid game series has made a definite and lasting impact on my life. Somehow, I think its gonna have to sit its place up there below Kingdom Hearts. This is true despair.

[itsbrucey]

Had zero clue what terms to Google bc " ship close quarters in a box people in box romantic" doesn't. Deliver.

But this genre of ship art where two people get stuck somewhere really close. Like this

Was thinking of Closeson scenarios for this..bc I'm predictable. And a man of taste.

[merr-murr]

Human Vox !!

Bonus Doodle -- Someone get him some contacts, he's scaring the hoes....

[lyliux]

Making up for my disgusting lack of Oatchi + yellow pikmin

[tittyinfinity]

ok this recovery process is truly more miserable than i thought it would be

[queernarcissus]

joel has such a small bladder i need to make him piss himself.