#I FUCKING WHEEZED

[kpd-zero]

He picked up Gale from the floor and decided to just immediately flirt with him like a smug bastard he is.

[cee-grice]

good to know my beta readers are asking the crucial questions

[iridescentmyths]

Was walking around in mondstadt earlier with my newly acquired Eula and some npc said “mondstadt welcomes you” and Eula turned her head to watch him until he left frame. The side eye KILLED me

[slender-hero]

@eviler-slenderman COME FIX YO THEYTHEMFRIEND

not working robot noises

[chasingrainbcws]

Oooh, shit, Val's lookin' up lamp porn again, time to get the good liquor and disappear.

[alexmey-does-an-arts]

WHO DID THE SUBTITLES FOR THIS 😭😭😭ITS "SMOTE" HE SAYS "SMOTE"

[doueverwonder]

my little sister just pointed at the hws iceland sticker on my laptop and went "she doesn't look like she's from England"

[charzmander]

Spotted on r/aaaaaaacccccccce

In response to the original post, "I don't know what swingers are, and at this point I'm too afraid to ask"

[mochacoffee]

pedro in the gentlest voice imaginable "sarah paulson.. she's uh, she's mother,"

[orreanintrepidness]

💬 Rumor has it that the Orrean government is hiding aliens

"As the Orrean government, I can confirm we are hiding aliens. No, you cannot see them, I will shoot you if you try that stupid run at where they are."

[cryoexorcist]

WAIFU RESULTS

"Uh, okay then."

[captainpissofff]

[passerinesoncaffeine]

I’M SORRY. WHAT

Achilles writing the codex:

[xoxoemynn]

[purefandomonium]

Has these kinda vibes

that one song from persona: trinity soul that’s a swanky chill jazz song but then this rando starts rapping over the music one minute in without warning and they’re the worst bars you’ve ever heard in your life

[kangals]

have always found it immensely odd/frustrating when I see people who refuse to use any sort of physical force to control their dog. by which I do NOT mean hitting obv, but like: if the dog is standing rigid on the sidewalk barking at something and the owner is just standing there next to it, lightly tugging the leash but nothing more. or a small dog that’s lunging and pulling towards another dog and the owner is just, again, walking placidly behind it. or a dog that’s laying down on the sidewalk bc it wants to pounce on an oncoming dog and the owner won’t touch it. Etc you get the picture.

like goddamn dude it’s a dog. It’s on a leash. Fucking move them. why are you letting yourself get pulled around by a 20lb doodle?? sure ask nicely first but shortening the leash and yanking them back to you is not going to hurt them and in fact is what you need to do if your animals being a nuisance in public. Jesus.