#I DONT KNOW THEM

[the-stimmerh]

~ ~ Bat, Possum, and Fox Stimboard ~ ~

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requested by nobody i just wanted to make this (also i know the emoji for the opossum is a rat but there are no opossum emojis sadly and a rat looked the closest)

[m00neroni]

I legit don't know what you are all talking about. Nobody died today. James is currently finishing Harry's amazing dinosaur costume, while Lily prepares the sweets for the trick or treaters tonight. They three are waiting for Remus and Sirius to arrive and spend the night together watching absurd horror films on the muggle tv. Also they will eat popcorn. And have a pyjama party.

Stop lying.

[you-need-not-apply]

Hot take but I hate the take that’s like “you shouldn’t use they/them for people unless you explicitly know they use they/them”

Because, bestie, I mean this nicely, but my brother who is boarding on toxic masculinity, who explicitly uses he/him, is still referred to as they/them. And he does not care because it’s part of the English fucking language.

Examples

Sharon, she/her explicitly afab:

Person a) hey where’s Sharon?

Person b) Sharon? Oh yeah they’re over there.

Or

Person a) have you seen Sharon’s instagram?

Person b) oh no, what have they posted this time?

Or

Person a) YO is that Sharon??

Person b) where?

Person a) near the food cart, look they’re the one with the pink bag

Or

Person a) do you know Sharon?

Person b) no sorry I don’t know them

[theflirtmeister]

"my favourite youtuber would never-" NO, you do not know these men, you do not know what they are like behind closed doors, stop putting them on pedestals

[cepheusgalaxy]

List if aro simbles:

White ring

The "<2" heart

Green

The arrow

List of ace simbles:

The cake

The dragon

The black ring

The ace card

Garlic bread

[hellcifrogs]

Just, you know, for the record... I don't understand!

[blonde-tori-spring555]

i love tumblr, i always meet my people

[jerk-bending]

it's tragic being a fat knitter because i can make nice things but I have no personal use for them.

[c28hunter]

I'm sorry that I'm posting this, but I have never in my life made a cooler outfit and I'm just stunned that two layers of skirts can make me feel this badass

[mlm-blues]

what are social cues

[marmolaomarmolaomarmolao]

@hakidra

[spaciebabie]

im seeing a lot of "queer people dont kill yourselves" posts and yes, i agree but also poc folks dont kill yourselves. you're needed in this space just as much as the white folks are. we will get through this hand in hand together

[amygdalae]

we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!

[batcavescolony]

Katniss is such an unreliable narrator. She says "Then something unexpected happens. At least, I don't expect it because I don't think of District 12 as a place that cares about me" girl you deliver strawberries to the Mayor, you hunt and trade for the district, when you fell at Prim being chosen someone caught you, when you went to Prim people parted for you, when you volunteered EVERYONE stopped. Idk how to tell you but I think you're a pillar of the community.

[tales-from-the-deep-sea]

WHY ARE PEOPLE BLAZING GIFS OF GUYS PLAYING HOKEY???

[oars]

girl are you sure???????????????