#I DON'T NEED TISSUES
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NO! How dare YOU!!!! @ask-sebastian @adallegra and @lil-grem-draws
#ask-Sebastian#Allegra#Lily#fuck you#all three of you#I love you#but fuck you#I don't even know what songs to post...#I want to slap you so hard right now#💚🤣#harder than Bobby is ganking up on his shmears#Bobby always comes hard#especially on feels#sensitive Bobby#don't make the Kiwi cry...#why would want to make me cry?#fuck you 💚#where is my water spray...#I DON'T NEED TISSUES#YOU need tissues#Spotify
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guess who's back, back again
(it's my exposed jawbone)
#it doesn't hurt right now (knock on wood)#and i called the dentist and got an appointment for wednesday#i don't want it to get worse obviously but i kind of don't want it to get better before then either#just so they can actually see with their own eyes what's going on#i took a picture but obviously with the location it doesn't show much detail#just that there's a patch of white-ish SOMETHING and that the tissue around it looks a tad inflamed#i just need it to stay how it is RIGHT NOW for a few days#there's been sort of an irritated patch in the same spot as before for maybe 2-3 weeks#it was a little sore before but it feels fine now other than having kind of a rough texture#and then this morning i could feel something hard and pointy in the center of it :/#i just really really really need it to not get like before#cw dental
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everyone is so afraid of blood that they forget sharp instruments cause significantly less damage. my experiment did 100% work but the "safer" alternative i tried was literally blunt force trauma to cause deliberate tissue damage rather than a minor incision lol
#the reason i opted not to do the incision though is that it opens up a pocket of tissue#and i did not want to deal with a large hole in my flesh lol#although the lower ones don't actually need sutures and it would have been fine#but anyway the buccal ties are 100% released#and I'm making progress on the lower lip but that one is more difficult and needs to be worked incrementally
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Hard To Let Go
I made this a few months ago. I guess I just wanted to draw this touching scene, but thinking about how when Asriel says "I don't want to let go"... well he's not the only one. Frisk might not want too, Chara even less (manifesting as the half-open eye and smile on one side of Frisk's face). And of course it might be the case for the player too (red silhouette). At least I know it was hard for me.
So yeah, here's a bittersweet drawing I'm pretty proud of.
#undertale#frisk#asriel#chara#player#I think everyone needs hugs here#don't you?#and tissues. lots of tissues#digital art#fanart#my art#undertale fanart
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I was trying to explain why snez is hot to my husband, so I pulled up the definition and oh my... Merriam-Webster, you dirty ho
#I need a moment...#“involuntary”#“sudden”#“violent”#“in a way you cannot control”#“breath”#“it MADE her sneeze” as in she had no control over it#“irritation” as in something is irritating your sensitive tissue so much that your body decides to forcefully expel it#like... do I need to say more?#and he still had the audacity to be like 'I don't see it'#snz kink#snzblr#snz fucker#snz#snzfucker
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for the record I'm keeping my #arcane and #arcane critical tags separate because 1) it's rude to go into a show's main tag to complain about it and 2) this way I can still go into the arcane tag on my own blog to enjoy season 1 stuff without being perpetually disappointed by season 2
#there were only two things that I actually got hyped for in season 2 (as opposed to The Entirety Of Season 1)#1. the vi and jinx fight scene with that awesome song#2. vander recognising powder#the whole family thing after that made me cry but the circumstances leading up to it were weird. wdym there's no jinx going back to sevika#and isha after losing track of vander. and isha just THROWS herself at her and sevika's like what happened to you and jinx is like I saw#vander. and sevika's like girl vander's dead are you on the crazy pills again but jinx is INSISTENT so sevika's like fine. maybe you should#call your sister. and jinx is like HA! and I'M the crazy one?! and it's a whole thing where you see her decide to reach out and that she's#been keeping tabs on vi because she 'likes keeping an eye on people who have betrayed her' but she just really needs to find vander and#make sure he was real. and despite it all vi is the one she trusts most with this. also sevika should branch off to continue the rebellion#storyline bc that's what she originally betrayed vander for and jinx is probably crazy anyway. *someone* needs#to keep their head on straight and let's face it that's been sevika since day one.#I guess this post is#arcane critical#now#oops#I could fix it though#I don't think a lot of the story works because past act 1 it isn't shaped by character choices#but at least make them TALK like themselves#and create the connective tissue required for it to be believable that they'd choose to fulfill these plot points#because let's be real jinx would try to find vander on her own and fuck something up before she ever admits that she needs vi#jinx doesn't like NEEDING anyone. she doesn't like being weak. that's her whole damage#powder was weak and jinx doesn't want to be weak#because weakness breeds suffering#not saying she'd NEVER reach out to vi if she really truly needed it. she kidnapped her that one time. it just wouldn't happen that fast
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My allergies in the last month have been so bad, especially the past 2 days, I think I've just... become snot. No longer a solid being, I'm just a puddle of goo.
No drawing. No energy. ONLY SNOT.
#at this rate I am going to need a kleenex sponsorship for how many tissues I've gone thru#I already get allergy shots every month and it's like they don't help suddenly. Oral meds and saline ain't doing shit either#Please stop the actual river of snot coming out my nose I cannot draw or do anything rn!!!#bat bat bat bat
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Let Nothing Ever Kill Your Spirit!💪
#my art#quick sketch#silly skeleton#skeleton#silly#traditional art#I actually had that idea for a while. once I saw a fragment of an old church relief with skeleton blowing bubbles.#but how? don't you need soft tissues to make soft things?#but on the other hand#is having neither eyeballs eyelids nor tongue enough to stop your rebelious spirit?#Keep on being silly till your rotten remainings and beyond!#positivity#I guess it'd be good on t-shirt🤔#rebelious
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while i know wwx somehow managed to invent being a passenger princess in a society without cars, i do think in a modern au he would have the most rundown car in existence. it's older than he is. he has to smack it multiple times to get the a/c to work. he lost one of the side mirrors and it was too expensive to track down a replacement so he just duct taped a hand mirror to the side of the car. the drain pipe scrapes against the ground when he goes over bumps. he has definitely lived in it at some point. it is, of course, named suibian
#mdzs#he is over six feet tall and the car is a narrow little two door thing#so when he was sleeping in the back of it he was definitely having to twist into a pretzel#he had to buy it himself when he was like nineteen because the jiangs wouldn't buy him one#yanli has a very sensible mom van#jiang cheng has a motorcycle and he would be so fucking cool if not for his whole everything#lwj has a car that's simultaneously very practical and absurdly expensive#he keeps it very clean#there is a whole year's worth of fast food wrappers in wwx's car#meanwhile lwj's car is so immaculate it could be brand new#until of course wwx begins bumming rides off of him#and he's like lan zhan! you don't even have a pile of napkins in the glove compartment! what if you need a tissue!#and begins leaving evidence of himself everywhere#his favorite tube of chapstick is in the door pocket#his car doesn't have an aux port but lwj's does so he leaves an aux cable in his car#they go on a roadtrip and he throws a blanket in the backseat and then it just lives there forever now#at some point it ends up perfectly folded but still there whenever wwx gets cold#i don't know anything about car types or brands#but i do know car Vibes and what it says about someone's personality lmao
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ohhhh this essay was like. definitely plagiarized at least a little bit (<- peer reviewing in the club tonite)
#i am not immune to writing things in similar language to a source bc it's hard to rephrase/i don't fully understand my subject#but this person's voice is so wildly inconsistent that i can't see it being anything else#you did not type out 'language of letters' none of your original thoughts go beyond poorly phrased connective tissue for unquoted#other-source thoughts. what a draft#there's a lot of things that are just kind of unprofessional (first person in an essay we're explicitly not supposed to use that in. callin#authors by their first names. 'of course'. etc)#and im not immune to that either but yk. gotta cut it out in the final submission is all#but it is just a hot mess. that i am editing too intently bc I Need To Fix It#if mr grammar god the god of grammar saw this he'd cry. if you even care#i don't wanna say that they can't use fancy words w/o it being plagiarism bc their grammar is bad bc thats not how that works#but like. just trust me ok#as someone who did the readings. and also it might've been unintentional it's just. definitely half plagiarized yk
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Parents really will have kids on purpose and then spend the next twenty or so years punishing that child for being alive and having needs
#i hate my parents#i hate my mom#ugh 🙄🙄🙄#why is everything so difficult w theeemm#and about really basic level stuff too#like tissues and school books and needing a doctor#bc my foot is literally BROKEN but bitch still wants me to walk or drive myself everywhere#and god forbid the doctor say I need to spend money to get better#nooo#no no#ghaaaahh#parents really will ruin everything even when u thought there was nothing to ruin in the first place#don't u worry boo#they'll find a way#when i can financially support myself its over tho#I'll drop them so fast and hard they won't see it coming#like BAM BYE BYE ASSHOLES#BLOCKED
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if there are 100000 haters of mothers in the world, i am one of them. if there is one hater of mothers, it's me. if there are no haters of mothers, it means i have left this world
#mine#negativity#she astonishes me. the need to contradict me is whatever usually just mentally draining but rn???#i specifically TOLD that asshead you cannot make that kind of injection in muscle tissue and most doctors don't know that fact#but fucking no she knows better and doctor and the internet told her it's fine and now there is a real person writhing in pain#because she is so stubborn and sure she is correct about everything#i wish it was her in the deathbed i really do
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Need… more.. lord dimitrescu 🥲🥺…pls, I’m obsessed with your writing. 🥹
Awww thank you sweetheart 💋 !
I can't promise anything soon but I can tag you when I make new content for him if you want.
#whimsy asks#don't cry *hands a tissue*#I need him too so you're not the only one dying for more Lord D content#lord dimitrescu
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ETS WIP Chapter 7: Wormy Aftermath
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Aeth was in the hospital for three days.
Their injuries were minor and could have been cleaned, bandaged, and released the same day, however the help they received had lots of unintended side effects.
The blessing of a war demon left Aeth feeling extremely aggressive and refusing help, especially when confined to their hospital bed.
The chaos blessing also had it's own side effects, which were like being in a very strange altered state, which was a mellow but deeply weird high.
Those two things combined possibly saved Aeth and Mala's lives, but at the same time, now that they were out of danger, made for an extremely difficult patient.
It was the combination of all these things, as well as Lyta's extreme concern over her friend, that the doctors allowed Lyta to stay with Aeth the entire time. This decision was also made easier by Lyta lying and saying that Aeth was her fiance.
The doctors didn't question it, and honestly with Lyta in the room, Aeth was much more manageable.
Aeth was going to be fine, they just needed to keep her for observation because these combinations of blessings and realm hopping almost never happen so the medical professionals couldn't be sure that something really terrible was waiting right around the corner and out of sight.
The second day in the hospital was easier, but also worse.
The blessings on Aeth receded late in the night, leaving them with the worst kind of hangover. All of the good feelings and painkillers were gone, and everything that had been held off by the blessings came crashing down on Aeth as hard as reality.
Lyta was still there, helping Aeth, keeping them calm and together. Without her Aeth would have had a much harder time with their blessing hangover.
Finally, on the third day Aeth was given the all clear to leave. Their wounds had been tended to, the blessings and their hangovers had gone, and everything was back to normal, or as normal as could be expected after such an adventure.
Before Aeth could leave, however, a member of the Exterminators and a representative of the police force came to interview them about the incident.
The Exterminator was a rail thin person with a dark, wild tangle of hair that they didn't seem to care about taming or doing anything with. The police officer as a short, older man that chain smoked with wild abandon.
"Walk us through what happened, exactly," the police officer asked Aeth.
Aeth explained what happened.
"Now, this computer, could you describe it?"
"Newer model, it looked like it was a higher end gaming computer, I might be able to get a specific model number for you if you give me some time," Aeth explained.
"What color?" the Exterminator asked.
"Green and black, I think."
"Hmm."
"What?" Aeth asked.
"We have been unable to recover the computer," the Exterminator said. "Everything has been contained and we're sorting through the rubble so to speak. Can't find the computer."
"Couldn't it have been pulled into a hell or the abyss?"
"Could have," the Exterminator said with a shrug, "but so far it seems that once we closed all the rifts everything was shunted back to it's original plane of existence. We found everything, including remains of the drug makers, but not the computer."
Aeth shifted uncomfortably. "I don't know what happened to the computer, it was there, but once the demons came I stopped paying attention to it."
The officer nodded. "No, don't concern yourself with that. Can you just tell us what you did with the computer before everything went bad?"
Aeth recounted their memories of the events before everything went bad.
"There was a blue screen of death," they started but were cut off by the police officer.
"What's that?"
"When a computer encounters something that stops some critical function from running. A virus rewrites or changes some core code, or there's a catastrophic failure in the drivers that run the computer. Basically there's something fundamental in the running of the computer that has broken, possibly irreparably."
"So this wouldn't be caused by, say, a video game being broken?" the cop asked.
"No, no, this is something that is extremely relevant to the running of the computer. Something that the computer can't work without."
"I see, please, continue."
"The guy that showed me in, Mala, he went to the computer and touched it to show me how it wasn't working."
"Do you know what he touched?" the Exterminator asked.
"No, he just slapped some keys. That seemed to trigger, something, whatever happened with the rifts. I pushed him out of the way to try and do some quick coding. Accessing the BIOS or trying to hard stop any remaining processes. But I think I only got in a single line of code, maybe not even that far before things went really bad."
The Exterminator nodded.
The cop saw that and then also nodded. "Thank you very much for your time. We won't bother you any further today. Take our cards, and if you have any more information please give us a call. Recover as best as you can. I do feel compelled to let you know that I'm positive you will be called to testify in this case. As there will likely be a trial, with something this disastrous there's always a trial."
Aeth frowned, they were eager to put all of this behind them, but that was something that was seemingly unavoidable.
"Oh, and if you see any computers like the one you were called to fix, give us a call, maybe it'll turn up somewhere strange."
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The computer had a very interesting life and travels.
It shouldn't have had gone to as many interesting places as it did, as it was just a YouthMatrix gaming computer, built in the city Karm Enphom overseas. It was built out of various parts manufactured all over the globe, but was assembled in Karm Enphom.
It was assembled largely by Forse des Rockel, a minimum wage employee that had worked with YouthMatrix for a little over a year.
From the assembly of the computer in Karm Enphom, where it existed as a whole entity for only thirty six hours before it was packed up and shipped out.
The computer was packed into a large container, put on to a boat, and shipped across the sea.
For thirteen days the computer remained locked in a container with 49 other computers built in the same manufacturing warehouse as the ship made it's way across the water. It was finally unloaded after it made the long trip across the sea and the dangerous bay outside the city.
The computer was unloaded where it was transferred to the distribution center for the online retailer that sold a lot of YouthMatrix products. The computer sat in the distribution center for several months while the other computers that came with it across the sea were sold and sent out to customers across the country.
Eventually, the time had come for the computer, where it was bought on super sale, and delivered within the same city it was sitting in.
The computer was delivered to the house in the Clutches where it was bought as a present, and then it was used pretty consistently for several months before the family that owned it went on a lengthy summer vacation in the tropical beaches of Pollepemu, where all of the very rich like to vacation.
While they were on the red sand beaches of the exclusive resort, they rented out their mansion to a website that offered houses and apartments to travelers. And enterprising drug dealers.
A quartet of drug dealers rented the house for the entirety of the family's vacation. They planned on using the 9,000 square feet mansion to manufacture enough illegal drugs that they could sell for the next several months, and, in their minds, avoid detection by changing their manufacturing locations.
The drug dealers used the computer to plan out their dangerous and less than ideal excursions into the abyss. The drug dealers were very smart and planned on mining some resources to put into their illegal drugs by going into the abyss. But they weren't completely stupid, they weren't going to go into the pure chaos and impenetrable of the abyss. They were going to summon, bind, and use a devil to do it for them.
The computer was tasked with mapping parts of the abyss where they might find the items they needed. The abyss was a complicated and plane made of pure chaos and horror, so the best way to try and map it was by the brute force of a computer.
Such a thing was possible with a computer system. But only the most advanced, super-cooled, advanced machine learning systems in the world. And even then they would need to have some advanced warlocks and magic users to keep the computers from being corrupted, consumed, or even just exploding.
This computer was made at a time when the most graphically intensive game was Blue Code 2. By the time the these drug dealers were using this computer the most graphically intensive game was Blue Code 3: The Thing Blue Line. Which despite being only a single number increment, was a vastly different level of graphics. The quest for photo-realism had consumed a lot of graphical fidelity and processing power. So what the drug dealers were asking of the poor slightly outdated computer was too much to handle.
The stress of the ask had started to run the computer ragged, and in an attempt to escape the torment of doing overly stressful and intensive work, the computer simply gave up.
Which resulted in a call to tech support.
During the tribulations and attacks that happened within the house, the computer fell through a small hole into the Abyss.
From the assembly in one country, to the ship, to the warehouse, to the mansion, this computer had gone many places over the course of its life.
It's final resting place was one of the infinite layers of the chaos made manifest in the abyss.
The Exterminators were extremely thorough and precise in their combating both the abyss and hell. They left no rift open, no door ajar.
The computer had no hope of returning to it's home plane.
It's final resting place was the abyss, surrounded by void-worms, parasites of stars, and Xilgliv the Unending Hunger.
The abyss was very thoroughly sealed behind gates and seals as old as the world itself, forged in the blood of gods and galaxies. Escaping the abyss, even for a few brief moments was nothing short of a miracle, a once in a lifetime chance that could not be squandered.
Yet, there was a computer, a computer that against all odds, was still connected to the world beyond the abyss. And for all the magic and all the walls that kept Xilgliv and it's ilk locked in their chaos realm, it was not supposed to stop something from returning and connecting to it's home plane.
The computer was a window, a gateway, albeit a small one, for the abyss to connect to the world beyond.
i have a kofi where you can support me and read these chapters early
#eldritch tech support#this is where we start getting into the character spaces and the bits between the set pieces#the connective tissue that needs to be there to get from point A to point C#it's just that they are necessary and i don't like them and i know they need to be edited very badly#BUT i can't go back and edit them because if i do then i will be doing that for weeks instead of finishing the story#i think i'm about 3-4 weeks away from finishing this and i just need to get through the Big Bits
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question: when you're starting a new job, what do you most want out of your first week of onboarding? what's most helpful for you to know/understand upfront? also... what's not helpful? tell me your onboarding nightmare stories too lol
#i honestly do not ever think i've had a positive onboarding experience#in my entire professional life#i guess for me a lot of my early-job anxieties are around expectations and 'rules'#like i want to know what time i'm supposed to be there and what time i'm allowed to leave and what the dress code is#and how the hybrid schedule works#so i don't make dumb mistakes right away#i also think i want to be involved in the real work as early as possible#like i don't have to be DOING anything yet but i want to be watching people do things and shadowing in meetings#so i can start to develop a sense of who's who and what the actual work of the office/workplace looks like#and also because i really value getting a feel for personalities as early as possible lol i want to know what the vibes are#hmm and also maybe most importantly#i feel like in any new situation i need a very loose conceptual framework to hold the new information being given to me#otherwise it's just random pieces of info you know? like it's helpful when someone is actively helping me fit information into a frame#like they're saying 'here's the HUGE picture - now let's zoom in and start looking at this one corner of it - and as we add new corners#i'll actively help you fill in the connective tissue that holds these different parts of the big picture together'#hmmm#my worst onboarding experiences have been when the person training me comes in and throws lots of#long complex extremely context-dependent documents or readings at me#and is like ok spend the week reading those and get back to me#and i'm like ??????????#i have NO understanding of what my role is or how this organization functions#at this point it is not helpful for me to pass my eyes over tons of dense info without a guide to tell me what's important#i have no way of gauging of something is important or trivial and then i feel stressed like i have to learn ALL of it#even though i know that a huge portion of it will end up being not that relevant to my day-to-day job
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So I did fold her from the crease pattern+shaping guide again as mentioned, despite knowing basically nothing about Touhou. I just think it's a design with interesting features to fold. Hadn't gotten around to posting until now. Folded from a roughly 60 cm square of red and white double tissue.
Next model will be a dragon probably--Ancient Dragon 2.0 just needs to be shaped now.
#origami#origami art#paper folding#paper art#origami paper#I don't know what to tag this#I am tired#flandre scarlet#paper#tissue paper#touhou#needing to get display stands for origami
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