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Venomous



Jackie Taylor x Fem Reader x Shauna Shipman
Summary: Shauna watches you devote yourself to Jackie. She doesn't understand how you could do that. She loathes being in someone's shadow, but tragically, in one herself. To make herself feel better, her sick mind turns to you. Youâre just too sweet and kind⌠Shauna knows what you want.Â
Warning(s): Smut, slight angst, toxic relationships, oral, bullying, degrading, pain
Word count: 3k
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Shauna crosses her arms, hiding her clenched fists. Her face expresses slight annoyance as she watches her best friend Jackie ignore you again. Shauna never understood why you decided to stay with Jackie, considering how poorly she treats you. She is starting to think itâs some sick kink you have, to be rejected and belittled.Â
You stand in front of them, hands trembling, exposing your nervousness. Itâs sad how anxious you are to ask your girlfriend on a simple date. It shouldnât be like this.Â
âH-hi Jackie⌠I was wondering if you're free this-âÂ
âIâm not,â Jackie sighs. She doesnât bother giving you a second glance. Her eyes lock onto her phone, quickly texting someone. Your cheeks turn red from the blunt rejection. You gulp down your sorrow as your eyes flicker to Shauna. She continues to remain silent, just watching your heart break.Â
Most of the time, when Shauna sees you, it is you tagging along with Jackie like a puppy on a leash. She orders you around, which you, of course, fully heartedly listen. Bitterness would linger in Shaunaâs mouth when she watches you scrambling to grab Jackie napkins at that one dinner.Â
Your life evolves around Jackie and Shauna understands. She knows what it is like to live under someone elseâs shadow⌠but why did it seem like youâre okay with it? It angers her how weak you are. She always felt like she had more to life than to live like this. To rule. Own something. To have power.
âOh⌠thatâs okay! Maybe next time. Iâll wait for you,â You try your best to smile, disregarding how tight your heart squeezes. Jackie smiles back and gently rubs your head like youâre her pet. Â
âThank you. Youâve always been so considerate,â She compliments. You lean into the touch lovingly. Shauna lets out a scoff. She can practically see you wagging your tail at the smallest praise. Jackie removes her hand and averts her attention to Shauna.Â
âCome on, letâs go,â She chirps. Shauna watches Jackie strut down the halls before she turns to tower over you. You nervously gulp while silently glaring at her. You didnât hate Shauna⌠you were just jealous of her.Â
Shauna always gets to do everything with Jackie. Everywhere Jackie goes, there she is. You wish it could be you instead. You beg to spend a full day alone with Jackie.Â
âYou should stop being pathetic,â Shauna whispers loud enough just for you. Your face scrunches in anger. You ignore the way your heart rate starts to pick up; Shauna is just really good at making you upset. You bite your tongue to stop yourself from snapping.Â
Shauna smirks at your inner struggle before walking away to catch up with Jackie. You stand in place, your hands shaking.Â
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Itâs been a week since Shauna called you pathetic. The days leading up to now consist of her cornering you and making you feel small. Youâre starting to get irritated. Her words consume you. Even when holding hands with Jackie, you can hear Shauna in the back of your mind.Â
Shauna stands by her locker with a blank face. She looks around curiously, wondering where her best friend is. Suddenly, her phone vibrates. She reaches down into her pockets and quickly scans the text. She shoves her phone into her pocket and sighs. Jackie texted her to meet her âasapâ. As much as she hates being ordered around, she always listens to Jackie.Â
Shauna starts making her way over, ignoring everyone who looks at her. She makes it to one of the classrooms and calmly opens the door. Sounds of soft moans and grunts reach her ears first, making her heart race. Her eyes widen and her breathing stops.Â
Inside the classroom are Jackie and you. Youâre sitting on top of Jackieâs lap, jerking your lower body against her. Your cheeks are red as you tilt your head back in pleasure. Whiny moans escape your lips while Jackie lazily jerks her fingers in your core. You feel her two digits filing, curling, and pressing against your gummy walls.
âYou feel so good,â You moan. Jackie tilts her head up to look at your face. She smiles sweetly at your praises. She pulls her fingers out and teases you by pinching your clit. You gasp and reach down to grip her wrist. Jackie leans forward and licks your ear. You hum sweetly. Â
ââŚShaunaâs here,â She whispers. You immediately tense up. The pleasure vanishes and is replaced with shame and embarrassment. You attempt to get off Jackie, but she tightens her grip on your waist.Â
âGive her a show,â Jackie taunts. You shake your head no, words unable to come out. Jackie ignores you and pinches your clit again. You cry out in pain and pleasure. Your hands slide up to hold onto her shoulder, panting into her ear. Shauna bites her lower lip as she feels herself getting hotter. Her eyes never leave your figure. Soaking every reaction your body does.Â
âJackie, stop,â You moan, jerking your core away from her wet fingers. Jackie rolls her eyes. Your pussy is so wet and slippery she doesnât want to. She wants to shove her fingers in, but decides to stop for your sake. You tiredly get off her lap and scatter to grab your pants. Jackie tilts her head and smirks at Shauna, who hasnât moved or said anything yet. Jackie brings her hands up to her face and slowly moves them side to side. Examining how your wetness glistens against her fingers. She gets up from the seat and walks over to Shauna, who takes a nervous step back.Â
âShipman,â Jackie chirps. Shauna clenches her jaw at how her last name rolls off her tongue.Â
âWhy did you do that?â She questions. Jackie softly giggles, tilting her head cutely.Â
âYou think I havenât noticed how you look at her,â Jackie reveals, her eyes glaring deep into Shaunaâs.Â
Jackie had noticed Shauna becoming too quiet whenever she mentions you⌠It made her suspicious. She started observing how Shauna stares a little too long at you. Or how she whispers to you, sharing secrets behind her back. So Jackie decided to start treating you badly. Just to prove to Shauna that youâre wrapped around her fingers, literally and figuratively. She drags Shauna along to make sure she sees how you still hang on like a piece of forgotten gum. Â
Shauna averts her stare, feeling intimidated by Jackie. Jackie lightly chuckles. She bites her bottom lip in excitement.Â
âDonât worry. Iâm not that mad⌠I honestly donât even know if I love her,â Jackie shrugs. She lifts her fingers to Shaunaâs lips. Her eyes dilate as a sick idea pops into her head.Â
âShe is mine⌠but itâs kinda funny if you want her too.â Jackieâs fingers, covered with silk, hover over Shaunaâs lips. Jackie didnât want to share, but she is controlling this situation. This is more pleasing to her.Â
âWhy donât you get a taste?â
Shauna jerks her head to look over at you. You stand awkwardly by the seat with your head down. She can see your chest moving up and down fast. A red blush on your soft, wet cheeks.Â
âCome on⌠my hands are tired,â Jackie giggles, wiggling her fingers. Shauna dryly swallows before clenching her jaw. She slaps Jackieâs hands away.Â
âI wonât play into your game,â She spits before walking out. Jackie stands speechless, then lets out a laugh of disbelief. She couldnât believe Shauna suddenly grew braver. She slowly turns around and looks at you. You shyly squeeze your legs together.Â
âCome here and donât you fucken dare tell me to stop,â Jackie grunts.Â
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Shauna feels her blood boiling as she walks away from the scene. She ignores how wet her panties have gotten, rubbing pleasurably against her core as she walks. She enters the bathroom and slams the stall door closed. She lowers the toilet seat covers and takes a seat.
âFuck,â She cusses, fumbling to shove her hands in her pants. Once the tip of her finger touches her folds, she bites her lip. Wetness leaks out, coating her fingers. She starts rubbing her clit urgently. She curses Jackie and your name angrily. Who the fuck does Jackie think she is?! The image of you tilting your head back and moaning flashes in her mind. She rubs herself faster.Â
âFuck you,â She moans. She hates how your body feverishly chases after Jackieâs finger like youâre some type of slut. She hates how whiny and soft your moans are. She hates how you love to praise Jackie for how good she is.
Shauna knows she can be better.Â
She imagines herself touching you, making you blush and nervous. Her eyes start to roll back as she gets closer to her high. She rubs herself aggressively a few more times til she comes, biting her lip hard to not make a sound. Her chest moves up and down as she pulls her hand out of her pants. Wetness rolls down her knuckles. She blushes in embarrassment.Â
She's furious⌠you, out of everyone⌠made her come.
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Shaunaâs bullying became worse. When she finds you alone without Jackie, she would sinisterly smile.Â
First, she loves to pull on your hair. She is addicted to hearing you wince in pain as she grips your hair. She forces you to lock eyes with her.Â
âJackie doesnât even love you. Youâre nothing without her,â She whispers harshly. Your eyes begin to water as you try to pull yourself away from her. She doesnât let go until you're begging her like a sobbing mess.Â
Second, she sickly loves to call you names. She would cuss at you for being stupid for no reason. Laughs and calls you a slut. Sometimes she would suddenly call you cute while she degrades you. It makes your mind jumble and glitch.Â
Itâs worse when she does both at the same time.Â
Shaunaâs hand aggressively tugs your head, making you fall to your knees. You claw at her hands with your fingers. She chuckles and only grips harder.Â
âYouâre so weak. Look at you,â She hums, towering over you. She tugs your head closer to her clothed core and lets out a shaky breath. Her eyes dilated from seeing you kneel before her.Â
âI canât wait to fucken ruin you. Youâre just a perfect little bitch for me,â She chuckles. Your cheeks turn bright red, ignoring how your core throbs. She watches you clench your thighs together. She rolls her eyes and shoves her foot on top of your core. She presses her foot down, making you wince.Â
âAre you getting wet? I canât believe youâre getting turned on by being treated like shit,â She smiles. She removes her foot and pushes your head, causing you to stumble onto the ground. She then spits a clear glob right next to you. Missing your face by a few centimeters. Your breathing shakes as you lie still. Tears drip from your eyes, but itâs more embarrassing how your pussy aches.Â
âDo what I say and maybe Iâll start treating you better,â Shauna says before walking away.Â
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Your relationship with Jackie seems to hit the biggest stumbling block. Your mind is crowded with Shauna. You dream about her touching you and wake up wet. You walk down the hallways with your eyes nervously checking to see if Shauna is heading to bully you again. She has successfully broken you down till you're suffocating and craving her.
Today is different. Just slightly.Â
Shauna shoves you hard against the wall. You grunt in pain from the impact. She places her arm over your collarbone, pinning you to the wall. You try wiggling yourself out, but it is no use. She grins sinisterly with her teeth. Her brown eyes were blown out and dilated. She leans her face closer to yours, hovering her lips over yours.Â
You seem to shrink under her gaze. You tilt your head down, looking at the closeness between her body. Her thighs are slotted between. Her core rests on top of yours. Every time she would move, her body would grind against yours.
âYouâre sad to look at⌠Itâs laughable,â She chuckles. You clench your jaw and glare at her. Tears threaten to fall from the corners of your eyes. It emotionally hurts. Shaunaâs word stabs your heart because⌠Itâs true. Everything she has been teasing you about is true⌠and God, do you feel pathetic.Â
Jackie never did care about you. She âforgetsâ everything about you. She cuts your conversation short, claiming that she is busy. Youâve been pushed by her countless times⌠itâs truly sad how you still beg for a sprinkle of her attention.Â
âAre you crying?â Shauna taunts, lowering her head to examine you closely. You shut your eyes and sniff as a weak attempt to stop crying. Your bottom lashes are wet while you glare at her.Â
âLeave me alone. Youâve hurt me enough,â You beg. Tears start to run down your cheeks. A blush appears on your cheeks from embarrassment. You didnât want to cry in front of her.Â
Shaunaâs breathing shakes as she watches a tear roll down your cheeks. She finds you so pitiful, it makes her feel butterflies. She lifts her thumb to wipe your wet cheeks. Your breathing hicks at her sudden sweet gesture. You nervously look up into her eyes. Theyâre soft and dilated. You swore you could feel like she does care in that moment. But Shauna is a wolf in disguise. You knew better than to warm up to her.Â
âI didnât hurt you⌠Jackie did,â She shushes you. Your lips start to tremble, and tears threaten to fall more. She lowers her face to yours. Her hands softly brush your hair. You sniff, taking in what she said. She watches your face scrunch in confusion.Â
âI love Jackie,â You breathe out. You lift your head at the sudden boost of confidence.
âI love Jackie and I donât fucken care how she treats me,â You snap. Shauna chuckles darkly. Youâre so obedient⌠Jackie is so lucky.
âYou like Jackie that much?â She mumbles. You quickly nod your head, hoping it is enough for her to move on.Â
Itâs funny you thought that was enough.Â
âClose your fucking eyes,â She snaps. You flutter your eyes shut before you feel her press her plump lips against yours. You gasp, causing her to deepen the kiss. Her tongue slowly flicks against yours. You clench your fist to limit yourself from grunting. She pulls away, breathing heavily. Her eyes were wide and lustful.
âImagine Iâm Jackie,â Shauna whispers before leaning back in to kiss you. Her hands lower to hold onto your waist. She rubs her core against yours slowly.Â
âKiss me like how you would kiss her,â She says between the kisses. Your heart skips a beat. Your mind and body fight against each other. But once her teeth nibble your bottom lip, all your morals disappear. You moan loudly and start kissing her back. Your hands reach up to grip her hair.Â
You think of Jackie just like what Shauna said and it helps. Truthfully, Shauna has been making you sexually aroused for the past week. You canât help it.Â
Your tongue brushes against hers. Feeling her wet, warm tongue makes you turn on. Shauna pulls away and places her hands on top of your head. You attempt to open your eyes, but Shauna stops you.Â
âKneel and praise me like how you do it to Jackie,â She pants. You feel your body heating up as you kneel. You hear Shauna taking off her pants in a hurry.Â
She comes back and places her hand back on top of your head. She tugs your head and guides you to her aching pussy. Her arousal scent numbs your mind. You obediently stick out your tongue. Her warm folds slide against your tongue. She cusses and jerks her core into your mouth. You reach up to hold onto her tense thighs. She grips your head harder.Â
âFuck⌠baby youâre so pretty like this. You like being used?â She grunts. You moan out a soft yes before wrapping your lips around her clit. She places two hands onto your head, digging her fingers into your skull. Your knees start to hurt from the hard floor. You shift a little to get more comfortable. She shoves you deeper into her pussy.Â
âKeep sucking me stupid slut. Donât think of anything else,â She hisses. You flick your tongue against her clit before sucking hard. Her thighs tense and shake. You try your best to ignore the constant leak from your pussy. Thereâs a high chance your panties have a small, dark, damp spot.
âIâm gonna⌠you're gonna make me come,â Shauna manages to moan out. She continues riding against your tongue, cursing, and moaning.Â
âOpen your eyes,â She grunts. You slowly open your eyes to see her red cheeks. Her stomach tenses at eye contact. You can no longer imagine itâs Jackie⌠instead, it��s Shauna that clouds you. Sheâs the one you taste. Sheâs the one whoâs going to come in your mouth.Â
Shauna lets out a loud moan as she releases her juice into your mouth. You flatten your tongue and lap her core like you didnât want to miss a single drop. Her silk runs down your chin as you pull away from her pussy. A wet trail connects between her core and your lips. She lazily brushes your hair. Her eyelids are heavy as she smiles.Â
âTell me you love me,â She whispers. She is sick. She feels so much lust for fucking her best friends girlfriend. She canât help it. She wanted to consume everything that Jackie had to make herself feel better. To make herself feel like she isnât in Jackie's shadow. You stare up at her with teary eyes.Â
âI love you,â You confess. You don't know if you love her or the way she treats you.
#okay so... I CANT HELP IT SHAUNA IS SO ... TOXIC LOL ITS FUN TO WRITE#I do not defend her but she is really hot#I know Jackie is an absolute sweetheart. I made her really toxic for the plot#idk what to say.. this was dirty#shauna shipman#jackie taylor#shauna shipman smut#female reader#shauna shipman x reader#shauna shipman x you#jackie taylor x reader#jackie taylor x you#yellowjackets x you#yellowjackets smut#jackieshauna#yellowjackets x reader#yellowjackets#x reader#fanfic#yellowjackets imagine#lgbt#fem reader#reader insert#girl group scenarios#jackie x shauna#shauna yellowjackets#jackie yellowjackets
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casual, of course
#cant believe they did THAT based on âhenry kisses alexâ lmfao i thought itâd be like#âhenry kisses alex. they pull away and stare at each others eyes. henry doesnât want to go. alex wants seconds and thirds.â#also i'm just yeeting edits out as i finish them i have no patience#my edit#rwrbedit#red white and royal blue#firstprince#alex claremont diaz#alex x henry#henry fox mountchristen windsor#what i do instead of working#nicholas galitzine#taylor zakhar perez
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This will be my last post on the topic (at least until something without a doubt definite comes out). But Jutty Taylor has every right to leave Ghost with the way supposed 'fans' are acting. And I do think if he is gone it will be by his choice to leave and not because he was fired (he would not be fired 4 shows in with no new evidence). Tobias made the decision to keep him on for this tour and have him featuer in his music videos, I trust that he knows Jutty better than we do. I will be sad if he is forced to leave the band because of this, but we all need to stop speculating on things we just don't know about. I love you Swiss and my Ritual was made all the more special by your presence! â¤ď¸
#jutty taylor#swiss ghoul#swiss ghost#they cant make me hate you#this whole situation is so sad#that is some bs#some of you need help#some of you disgust me#stop harrassment#stop spreading misinformation#stop spreading hate#just stop#stop it#this is the last time i am gonna speak on this#i hope he is doing ok#sending love#nobody deserves to br treated like this#its so sad#i hate seeing the fandom fall to pieces like this#i love you swiss ghoul#so much#forever my favorite#the band ghost
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The Amazing Devil truly knocked it out of the park with Fair in terms of love songs i mean its got everything. Domesticity, deep adoration, confessions of love when youre sure no one else can hear, a that's what she said joke, yogurt, genuinely dont think there's a more romantic song on the face of the earth
#its everything 2 me you dont understand#the 'him' in that song.... hes so me#need to have a word with joey batey and madeleine hyland abt this one fr#god. the thats what she says joke almost reduces me to tears sometimes.#how unreasonably in love i am with everything you do!!!!#i cant even pick more lines from the verses to quote like its all so. waugh.#they werent lying that devil sure can amazing#their constant ability to marry small ridiculpus mundane things with profound metaphorical epic things really shines in Fair. idk#every time i see a bad taylor swift lyric in the next few days ill just listen to some tad to cleanse my soul#my shit#the amazing devil
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convo with @misty-scatorccio about when melissa got shot with the arrow and was begging shauna to stay im SCREAMING
#i cant do ts anymore#jackieshauna#shaunahat#shauna shipman#melissa hat#melissa nolastname#jackie taylor#yellowjackets#yellowjackets s3
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RED, WHITE & ROYAL BLUE âłbook > screen
âOkay, so,â Alex says. âYeah. So hereâs what weâre gonna do. You are gonna go be, like, five hundred feet away from me for the rest of the night, or else I am going to do something that I will deeply regret in front of a lot of very important people.â
âAll rightâŚâ
âAnd then,â Alex says, and he grabs Henryâs tie again, close to the knot, and draws his mouth up to a breath away from Henryâs. He hears Henry swallow. He wants to follow the sound down his throat. âAnd then you are going to come to the East Bedroom on the second floor at eleven oâclock tonight, and I am going to do very bad things to you, and if you fucking ghost me again, Iâm going to get you put on a fucking no-fly list. Got it?â
Henry bites down on a sound that tries to escape his mouth and rasps, âPerfectly.â
#red white and royal blue#rwrb#rwrbedit#firstprince#alex claremont diaz#henry fox mountchristen windsor#nicholas galitzine#taylor zakhar perez#filmedit#filmgifs#movieedit#moviegifs#mystuff#rwrb spoilers#bts rwrb#im doing too many of these things but i cant stop lol
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You're like, holding on to me or whatever. That's, like, haunting 101.
Jackie Taylor & Shauna Shipman YELLOWJACKETS: 106. Saints
#they make me so insane. apparently im giffing jackie and jackieshauna moments rn hahah cant stop#what else am i gonna do during the hiatus#yellowjackets#yellowjacketsedit#shauna shipman#shaunashipmanedit#jackie taylor#jackietayloredit#jackieshauna#tvedit#96yellowjackets#**
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bro rlly thought i would pass with the winter be something easy to forget. đđlol what a loser




#the jackieshauna and hunger games brainrot took over and i had to make this#don't blame me the special interest parasites made me do it#this song fits them both so well#rip snow and shauna u will never get away from the sound of the women that loved u#no yellowjackets spoilers pls because im only on s2#jackieshauna#snowbaird#jackie taylor x shauna shipman#coriolanus snow x lucy gray baird#jackie taylor#shauna shipman#coriolanus snow#lucy gray baird#tbosas#yellowjackets#thg#the hunger games#random#cant catch me now#olivia rodrigo#lyric posting#jackie and lucy gray mean so much to me#my queens of haunting the narrative you will always be famous
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gonna be honest i have no idea what this tiktok is referring to n this might be controversial but i honestly can't believe stuff like this is the extent of some people's feminism like sure misogyny bad but like i can't take you seriously when you're only ever crying about the barbie movie or taylor swift...
#like do u guys get what i mean#not specifically this tiktok/situation#but esp like taylor swift n their whole yt feminism thing#like im sorry i cant take u guys seriously#diary#tiyas thoughts
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Photos Of Queen That Feel Like Getting A Hug






#sometimes life gots you like fuck dude#sorry no sources i only ever do photo dumps when im sad or drunk and i just cant#queen band#john deacon#roger taylor#brian may#freddie mercury
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Realizing that itâs probably gonna take 2 years for season 4 maybe even moređ
#i cant do this#yellowjackets#lottie yellowjackets#lottie yj#lottienat#yellowjackets season 3#natalie scatorccio#jackie taylor#jackie yellowjackets#lottie x natalie#shauna shipman#shaunajackie#lottiexnat#natalieandlottie#natbelongstolottie
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He looks STUNNING here.
#aaron taylor johnson#tangerine#bullet train#tom ryder#peitro maximoff#the fall guy#the next james bond#that bow tie is doing things to me#i need him biblically#screaming#i cant breathe
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me because school bus graveyard ships

i love aidlyn but i also love tyden and you cant go wrong with benlor but taylyn is so cute too and popstar has my whole heart but at the same time i love tylans dynamic and ashler is so fun to read and ashlerden is SO cute to read about and i cant do this anymore i need fast pass i will explode i cant wait till wednesday i will literally die!!!!,,!
i havent posted here so long damn sorry guys i was busy crying on ao3
PLEASE I NEED MORE FICS I HAVE READ ALL OF THEM!! PLEASE!! I WILL PAY!! I AM BROKE!! BUT I WILL PAY!! I AM GOING INSANE!! SOMEONE PLEASE MAKE A SBG FIC!! A LITTLE ONESHOT IS ALL I NEED!!
#school bus graveyard#sbg#aiden sbg#ashlyn sbg#taylor sbg#tyler sbg#logan sbg#ben sbg#aidlyn#benlor#taylyn#tyden#popstar sbg#ben x logan gets their own little cute ship name. popstar for the win#ashler#ashlerden#tylen sbg#this webtoon is my whole life#i will die for them#someone please i cant keep doing this the only thing keeping me going is ao3#and some edits#and that one tyden fanart by collidew1thesky for an ao3 fic#i think its called would you love me if i was a worm or something like that#by lolokids? idk but that fic is my life now so#boom you exploded
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Scary, Normal, and Taylor: *arguing*
Taylor: "no! I cant be sexist!"
Scary, eyeing the choices on the "top ten anime must watch!" List in Taylor's room: "really."
Taylor: "my mom is a woman!"
Normal: "???...Yeah???"
Taylor: "Yeah, so that makes me like half girl."
Scary: "..."
Normal: "..."
Scary: "what the actual fuck are you talking about?"
Normal: "Taylor that... that's not how that works. By that logic, linc is the only one here who can be sexist."
Taylor: "yeah! Linc agrees, right linc?"
Lincoln, who had been watching FIFA matches on his phone and not listening: "what?"
Taylor: "You're sexist."
Lincoln (distressed): "what???"
Normal: "so you just think that anyone who has a mom can't be sexist???"
Taylor: "I mean, OBVIOUSLY there are exceptions."
Scary: "oh, PLEASE enlighten us."
Taylor: "uhhhh... I mean that one guy who wanted to fuck his mom. Definitely him."
Scary: "you mean SIGMUND FREUD?"
Taylor: "yeah. Him for sure."
Lincoln: "you guys I'm not sexist."
Normal: "Lincoln, it's OK, we were jus-"
Scary: "I dunno. Taylor says you are."
Normal: "oh for fucks sake-"
Scary: "Frankly, I'm not sure who to believe."
Lincoln: "Taylor what the FUCK???"
Taylor: "all I'm saying is, you're not half mom like I am."
Normal: "Ok, Taylor, that's- that's kinda-"
Lincoln: "-cause I have TWO DADS."
Normal: "yup! So Taylor jus-"
Taylor: "Well, who's fault is that?"
Normal: "OKAY! TAYLOR! STOP TALKING!"
Scary: "You guys, my stomach hurts from the sexism."
Normal: "SHUT THE FUCK UP SCARY!"
Lincoln: "... :0!!!"
Taylor: "... :0!!!"
Scary: "... :\"
Taylor: "NORMAL. Did you just try to SILENCE a WOMAN?"
Normal: "I... I d- I jus-"
Taylor: "What would your MOTHER SAY? and your sister? GOD DAMNIT NORMAL I THOUGHT I KNEW YOU!!!"
Normal: "I- you- she- but-"
Lincoln, putting a hand on normals shoulder: "Normal. I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed. You obviously have a lot of growing to do, buddy... I really, from you of all people, I'd expected better."
Normal: *stunned silence*
Lincoln: "come on guys. I think normal needs some time to reflect."
Taylor, walking out: "You DISGUST me."
Lincoln, Taylor, and Scary: *leave*
Normal: "..."
Normal: "..."
Normal: "what the fuck?!?!"
#what do you mean this isnt what happend during their sleepover at taylors?#GOD their dynamic is so fucking funny i cant BREATHEEE#dungeons and daddies#dndads#shitpost#normal swallows oak garcia#normal oak#taylor swift#scary marlowe#lincon li wilson#they are so so silly#and so so yeeeas#yass#dndads s2
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Casual you say? Henry, babe, you literally have to dry your sweaty hands every time you see Alex just like a high school crush. Stop lying to yourself sweetie <3
#firstprince#red white and royal blue#rwrb#alex claremont diaz#taylor zakhar perez#prince henry fox mountchristen windsor#nicholas galitzine#nick galitzine#UGHH I literally cant do anything until friday#cant wait to see my boyyyy acd
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