#I CANT BREATHE OH MY GOD
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SO DID THIS VIDEO MEAN ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO YOU FERRARI????!!
#its 4am and i am SOBBING#i cant do this#i cant breathe oh my god#formula 1#f1#formula one#lando norris#mclaren#ferrari#lewis hamilton#ln4#carlos sainz#cs55#lh44#i just imagine lando texting carlos after finding out#i am sobbing#im still in shock this cannot be real guys#carlos for redbull 2025☹️
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THEY ACTUALLY FUCKING DID IT I CANT BREATHE
#911#911 fox#I CANT BREATHE OH MY GOD#I got spoiled on Twitter and was like ‘this is a joke right’#BUT ITS BOT A JOKE#the whole time I was thinking ‘this ep is so fucking gay’ AND JT WAS#I was behind so I had to watch two and a half episodes to catch up#and now my mom and brother are in bed and only my dad is up and he doesn’t watch this show😭#(and also would be the LAST person I’d enthuse to about unexpected acts of homosexuality)#BI BUCK BI BUCK BI BUCK#edit: my mom IS awake but she hasn’t seen the latest episode that’s so much worse😭#I need my brother most of all tho cuz even tho he doesn’t watch this he is the only one who will understand why I’m so excited#I got thoights on the Harry part of the episode too but my bisexual heart is too caught up right now
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i cant get over the ball being so CLEARLY all for crowley i can't get over aziraphale trying to woo him with a WHOLE FUCKING BALL because that's what he knows that's what romance IS for him because he's been wanting to dance with crowley ever since dancing was invented and he's so stuck in time with the way he dresses and talks and he still thinks a dance is the high of romance AND HE MADE A WHOLE ENTIRE FUCKING BALL FOR CROWLEY JUST SO HE COULD DANCE WITH HIM like now it's so fucking obvious he gave away his BOOKS without a second thought and it was all for crowley he organised a whole JANE AUSTEN THEME BALL just so he could have an excuse to finally dance with the love of his life and i can't get over this i'm shaking my fists and pacing up and down he did not give a single fuck about anything other than dancing with crowley and HE BARELY TOUCHED OTHER PEOPLE'S HANDS WHILE HIS WHOLE FUCKING PALM WAS PRESSED TO CROWLEY'S AND i need to lie down
#im actually not okay im never getting over this#this was actually the most romantic thing to ever happen on television prove me wrong you can't#no because he spent CENTURIES reading about and witnessing and orchestring romances and he's been wanting to living in them WITH CROWLEY al#this fucking time and crowley rescuing his books was the most romantic thing that ever happened to him and in return HE GAVE AWAY THE BOOKS#HE LOVES SO FUCKING MUCH FOR CROWLEY AND OH GOD OH JESUS#how am i still not normal about this show im literally box breathing and my heart is fucking POUNDING from a SHOW i cant i just cant#i need psychiatric help#good omens#good omens s2#azicrow#crowley#aziraphale#aziracrow#ineffable spouses#good omens season 2#ineffable husbands#go s2
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"I didn't expect to see you so soon"
HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN as ANAKIN SKYWALKER AHSOKA (2023-) | 1.04 Fallen Jedi
#mine#gifs#💜#hayden christensen#hchristensenedit#haydenchristensenedit#star wars#starwarsblr#swedit#anakin skywalker#ahsoka#ahsoka series#tuserpurple#dailyanakin#userthing#usersource#tusermelissa#tuserlarissa#usergeo#filmtvcentral#gotagastarwar#userstream#dilfgifs#dailymenedit#starwarscolors#i cant breathe#i'm literally going into an anakin-induced coma right now#if ya'll cant reach me then i've died bc of these gifs#oh goodness oh god#it literally feels like he's staring into my soul i am flustered T_T
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IVE NEVER SEEN THIS PIC BEFORE OMFG????? LOOK AT THEMMMM
#MAVERICK IS SO SMALL I CANT BREATHE#OH MY GOD#ITS ALL FOUR OF THEM#IM SICKKKK#ice looking at mav okay i see you#homosexual#they are so cute#UGHHH THEM#THEM#LOOK AT THEM#CUTIES#HOW COME IVE NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE#OMG#icemav#top gun#iceman#maverick#top gun 1986#top gun maverick#pete mitchell#tom kazansky#goose#nick bradshaw#ron kerner#slider#gay#lgbt
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"I did all the euthanasia for seaworld" "it's a farm where we put people with chronic pain out of their misery" okay holy fuck. funniest episode of very important people ever??
#i laughed so fucking hard at the chronic pain one oh my god#i cant breathe. jacob wysocki. you're very funny.#the 'i cant walk on carpet' was so.#very important people#dropout#jacob wysocki
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mark couldn’t help it. he couldn’t help but to place his hand over his pants, palming himself when the only thing racing through his mind was how pretty u looked today, ordering a coffee from the cafe that he worked at. he thinks about how u pursed ur lips, reading the menu in concentration, the way ur chest heaved up and down when u came running into the store, escaping the rain. a groan catches in his throat, knowing that this was so wrong, getting off to someone he’s never even talked to, but oh god did it feel so right when his hands slipped past his waistband, fingers curling around himself. the outline of his hardening dick was too prominent thanks to the plaid pyjama pants he wore. he bit his lip, inhaling deep breaths as his hand started stroking himself. he remembers the spark he felt when ur hands brushed his as u handed him ur credit cared, he imagined it was ur hands that were rubbing against his skin right now, ur hands that were playing with the warm pre-cum that was dripping out of his swollen tip. the little voice in the back of his head was still telling him that it wasn’t too late to stop, but all he could hear was how silky smooth ur voice was ordering a drink, he wished he could listen to all the pretty sounds u would make if he was buried inside u. his pace quickens at this fantasy, imagining that he was fucking u right now, not his right hand. groaning at the thought of how good he would feel surrounded by ur warmth, his hips thrusting up into his fist harder and faster. his grip tightens when he remembers how ur white tshirt had gone slightly see through from the rain, how he must’ve been the only one who had the honour to see the traces of ur blue lace bra before u threw a crewneck on top. he couldn’t help but smile at the fact that u were wearing his favourite colour. his deep breathing now morphing into shallow whines with how long the pleasure has been building up inside. it’s the thought of ur pure, innocent smile that pushes him over the edge. the orgasm causing a string of swears being grunted out. his hips sputtering at the thought of cumming all over ur sweet face. his hands continue stroking, milking himself for everything he has. the clarity starts to settle and shame creeps over him at that fact that he really did just get off to a total stranger. but the shame didn’t last long when he discovers that none of his cum spilled and he doesn’t have to change his sheets, grateful for the fact that he was so horny, he didn’t even bother to take off his pants.
ngl smoothie dance practice mark has me in such a chokehold i had three other scenarios i started writing for him but they were all getting SO long i had to stop myself 🧍♂️ mark pls hmu i want u so bad 🙏
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GODDDDD WHY MEEEE... perv mark who doesn't even realize he's being a little perv... i need him. 🌱 anon get in line bc i need him FIRST!!!!!
he would tell himself it wouldn't matter that he got off to you. it was probably just a one time thing that you came to the coffee shop he worked at. if he doesn't have to see you, it doesn't matter that he came in his pants because he'll probably never see you again anyways.
except, there you are again, pretty smile on your face as you enter the cafe. you're not drenched this time, but you are wearing a low-cut top. you're quick to order this time, same order as last time. mark tries so hard not to stare too hard at your chest, but when you hand him your card, he takes a moment too long to grab it, too busy staring at you. you clear your throat, and you're met with a sheepish look as his face turns red.
he's trying hard not to mess up your order, hands fumbling all around in embarrassment. he's also trying very hard not get a boner at his job where quite literally anyone can see him. when he calls out your order, he swears that your hand lingers on his for a while, and he swears it's on purpose. he watches you walk away, saying goodbye to him as you go about your day.
he waves goodbye to you. although he said it was a one time thing, he might just have to fuck his fist again tonight because of you.
#asks#🌱 anon#nct smut#mark lee smut#mark lee hard hours#OH MY GOD I CANT BREATHE#now i kinda want to make this into a fic#🌱 anon can u please consider letting me make this into a fic#i think it would be fun to write#ONLY IF YOU WANT THOUGH
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A girl in class called me cute today I'M GONNA IMPLODE. WORDS CANNOT DESCRIBE HOW JOYOUS AND WHIMSICAL I FELT. GETTING COMPLIMENTS FROM GIRLS HIT DIFFERENT
#can we all agree that getting complimented by a girl is a transcending experience#compliments from girls >>>>>>>#i swear i was physically shaking when that happened#OH MY GOD I CANT DESCIRBE HOW HAPPY I STILL AM#she called me cute... HELLO?????#LIKE WTF WHY ME??? DOES THIS MEAN SOMETHING???#holy shit dude a GIRL called ME cute#im gonna go insane I GOT CALLED CUTE BY A GIRL#im never gonna forget this EVER#breathes heavily while foam appears in my mouth as i stare straight at you#SHE CALLED ME CUTE KEJGJWJGHDIWJFUEJG#what did i do to deserve this divine gift from the heavens above#SOMEONE CALLED ME CUTE AND SHES A GIRL LIKE WHAT????#did i mention i got called cute by a GIRL???#please sedate me im going insane
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Wiggling fingers over a spot are literally a recipe to complete madness.
BRO my head is full of silly thoughts I CAN'T hwhashshhaASKXBXKZ.
THE ANTICIPATION? killer.
#oh my GOD i cant breathe#madness. insanity.#i can feel my face burning bro I SWRA#USGSS#sfw tickle community#tword community#tword content#sfw tk blog#tickle fluff#sfw tickling community#sfw tickling#tickle thoughts
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"I never noticed until now that he feels this way towards me. I thought I was worthless. I shut my ears to it. What's this? My heart hurts. I can't breathe."
MY PERSONAL WEATHERMAN (2023). Episode 8.
#my personal weatherman#asianlgbtqdramas#asiandramasource#asiandramanet#dailyasiandramas#jdramasource#mlmsource#*#faiza gifs#yoh's gaze ...................... i cant look at it for too long otherwise ill lose that last bit of sanity in me .........................#god oh my GOD.#my heart hurts. i cant breathe. TOUCHE. DITTO. LITERALLY EXACTLY YOH. WE ALL FEEL YOU.
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Liam in the new Candela Chapter (1/2)
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MY TEETH ARE GOING TO VIBRATE OUT OF MY SKULL BC OF THIS EPISODE. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
#JUST FINISHED AND ITS LIKE I CAN FINALLY BREATHE AND CANT AT THE SAME TIME#OH MY FUCKING GOD#d20#dimension 20#mismag#misfits and magic
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scandalous outfit alert
Pretty boy on his knees <3
OH GOD OH FUCK
O H MY
JESUS CHRUST
OH STARS ABOVE-
#ODHSHSTQHDNSBXJBSHEYWBDUHEJABXNDHWJYRJWHXUJEUXBSHEHAUXBSUHJSZJSUWJANNSUDUWJEHEIE#I AM LOOKING SO FUCKING HARD#I CCANT FUCKING OUSGDHDJSS SHIT#IN GONNNNNA FUCKIBG CRASH OH GODS-#OHMYGOD#I CANT UDHSHSHHDJXBDBYAJSBCHANDH#THISBISBWHY HES ALAYWS ON NY BRIAN#HOLY FUCK#HES SO GODDAMN FINE#IM LOSING NY FUCKNG MIND OH NNYSHSOGSJSJAJHXBSHCJHSJXHS#I AM NOT NORMAL ABOUT HIM#GOOD GRAVY#HOOOOOOOOO H MY GOD#HOW CAN HE BE THIS FUCKING BEAUTIFUL WHAT TGE FUCK#MY MARBLES#THEYRE MISSING#OUDGSJSHQJDCHSHEYQIEYWIDBYXKWNCKSNAKYWIEDYAJSNXBUABDJWURJDBWJNXJAGWYEIHDJWBDYWIEBD#ON GODDD I GOTTA GET MY PRETTY BOY ON HIS KNEES HOLY FUCKING BINKLE DHHSGSSHWJHFHAKXNDHDBJABXHSBXWJEKYAJFBWHXBAJNXJANCHAUUSJDBXUWJXHHAKCKCNW#MY HEART IS BEATING CARTOONISHLY OUT OF MY CHEST#MY EYES HAVE DOZENS OF LITTLE HEART SHAPED EYE SHINES#O H MY LORD#STRUGGLING TO BREATH#ACTIVELY FANNING MYSELF#HOLY SHIT JSHJSKS#FUCK ITS SO JOEVER FOR ME
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Viravos custody battle lmao
#the dragon prince#digital art#doodle#viravos#THEIR CHILD I CANT BREATHE#sir sparklepuff#comic#it was so funnybwhen aaravos said it#oh my god#too funny#modern au
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THE LINE
#OH MY FUCKING GOD#TYLER'S VOICE I CAN'T I AM FULLY SOBBING RIGHT NOW I CAN'T BREATHE#OH MY GOD#HOLY FUCKING SHIT#I CANT I CANT EUEN8RJ483K485K55#i say whatever and whatever that i want*
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so it's bez garage next to marc.......do what you will with that information
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#guys im adding onto “before”#GOOD GOD#I HAVE SO MANY IDEAS#MY BRAIN IS SHORT CIRCUITONG#I CANT BREATHE#EHEHEEHHEEHEHEHE#Hhehehehehdiexskqm#ohcnwkqsl#oh mg gos#im gonna throw up#OH MT GOD#you guys dont understand#the things i can make them do.#kats chattin shit
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