#I CANNOT ESCAPE

[p3stie]

its so real to me

[camieoux]

"if you're lonely, come be lonely with me."

more solavellan brainrot doodles from my solavellan hell playlist

song: this side of paradise (coyote theory)

[hypewinter]

Danny felt a familiar tug in his chest. Not another summoning. The cultists never quit did they? Danny was going to ignore it. Just like all the rest. He figured they would try blood sacrifices but then he didn't experience the familiar tang in the air that usually wafted through his nose. That had peaked his curiosity. So he leaned into the summoning a little. Not enough to be summoned but enough to get more senses. He heard..... he heard crying! What? Why was he hearing crying? He leaned into the summoning just a little more. That allowed him to see, albeit vaguely. He caught the glimpse of a form within the circle. It was small. It was...... a child. A child? A. CHILD!? Those cultists had really thought since blood sacrifices didn't work to try a whole human. Danny's blood boiled. He had been content to ignore them until now but no more. He was taking care of this. NOW. With that, Danny allowed himself to be fully summoned. The cultists immediately fell on their knees.

"Oh great King, you have finally answered our plea," the apparent leader said.

Danny ignored him and immediately scooped the child up in his arms. He gently rubbed circles into the child's back, whom he now knew to be a boy who couldn't be older than 8. He felt his rage flair. They had tried to sacrifice an eight year old! Danny didn't even bother listening to the cultists. Instead he dispersed his power throughout the room, allowing all the souls sacrificed over the years to gain form.

"Feel free to exact your revenge," he said simply.

Then he turned and opened a portal, tuning out the screams as he stepped through.

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It took a while, but Danny finally managed to calm the boy down and convince him he didn't want to eat him. Once he did, he asked for the kid's name.

"It's Richard Grayson," the boy answered. "But my parents called me Dick."

Danny didn't miss the past tense. Were his parents dead? Danny's mouth set into a firm line. If he found out those cultists had anything to do with this- His train of thought was cut off by the sound of sniffling. Right, Dick. Danny would handle the cultists later. Right now, he had a little boy to comfort.

[noname-404s-blog]

[slutforsilverfoxes]

It's a bird! It's a plane! It's another intentionally suggestive Hotch x gn!reader scene!

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“Oh my god,” Aaron groans, voice muffled by the pillow his face is pressed into. “Don’t stop, baby, please.”

You bend at the waist to kiss the spot just behind his ear and murmur, “Yeah? Feels good?”

“That feels fucking incredible,” he affirms with another groan that reverberates through your body from the point where your hips meet. “What are you even doing back there?”

With a giggle, you mold your hands down his muscular back and explain, “It’s called petrissage, love. Part of my spa day was learning how to give a proper massage.”

“Emily got you that gift certificate for your birthday, right?”

“Mhm,” you hum, your fingers now trailing along the taut cords of muscle that make up his shoulders, the tension practically melting away beneath your touch.

“Remind me to give her a raise.”

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AH tags 🖤 @gothwifehotchner @iyv-ray24 @mrs-ssa-hotch

[lynnbutlertron]

fuccking scudlertro n/.......... . GOD. if its not real by the end of season 2 i will throw a hissy fit equivalent to the one mr b pulled in season 1 over e cybo-pooch. ALSO the first one is a redraw from this VVVV

[jesteriisms]

Around two weeks ago, I decided to draw every single Lifesteal SMP member. Yesterday I finished it!! :D So happy with all the designs ive come up with for this group of block people that live RENT FREE in my head.

[itemgetnoise]

My brain is absolutely rotten with the idea of Link going back in time and, once he recovers with a Zonai prosthetic him and Ganondorf going absolutely fucking ham on each other in battle (probably in some kind of idk, skill competition. Like best warriors from various races competing type shit. The leaders aren't initially competing but Link's thrashing everyone so GDaddy is like 'lemme get in that rink')

like it's been over a year and I'm still so obsessed with the first moment Ganondorf flurry rushed me. The only challenge link ever seems to have faced in canon is extreme odds and incredible damage output, never proper skill unless it was the other champions and those are SPARS not FIGHTS it's DIFFERENT

I can't stop thinking of Link and Ganondorf locking eyes in the moment they realise they're flurry rushing each other, the pure adrenaline that must be, the realisation-

This is a Fight.

For Link it would obviously be different, Link loves more than battle, battle is just something he's extremely talented in. He loves much more than that.

But Ganondorf?

The guy literally tried to wipe out all sentient races or push them to the brink of extinction because he's so focused on battle, he wanted them to essentially turn feral so he could have an eternal mosh pit, bigger and better things to defeat, someone like link is literally his end goal, a worthy opponent to subdue and HE'S RIGHT THERE

Ganondorf would be INSANE over Link. COMPLETELY irrational.

[scrombit]

twinkified him, try and stop my twink ray during pride month (you cant) this is a doodle i love cartoony style. drew this slightly realistically and decided thats not me core so !!!! embrace cartoon!!!

[squiddokiddo]

Go to the café, put in my order, find somewhere to sit and wait: Surprise Tracy bros✨

Order is ready, get up and grab my coffee, turn around: More surprise Tracy bros✨

That shelf was right above my head, I was completely oblivious to my surroundings that day omfg. (;^^)

[professionallylesbian]

I swear I was trying to romance someone else this time, I don’t know how I ended up with Gale again

[vampiricnature]

Boy Jerry x Nibbly has me now. Help

[hexdoodlez]

istg everywhere i go on YT, i see Silly Billy right around the corner, waiting. I cannot escape him and I just accepted my fate lol i'm truly one with the Silly Billy nation XD i still love him and the song still slaps

[coloriza]

[tapewyrm-talks]

Anyone in any situation: Well that's a given

My stupid little brain: hehe that's a gibbon

[ceasethisbitchcrying]

“i didn’t realize you think so low of me”

blitz literally sees himself as one of stolas’ butler imps

see the silhouette of the servant with a fan? yeah.

obviously this isn’t the reality of the situation, but it’s blitz’s reality