#I CAN'T BELIEVE

[princessbutler1316]

I miss these two so bad

[mayasdeluca]

“The thing about fantasies is….when reality comes, it’s rarely how you pictured it. A day that is supposed to be one of the happiest days of your life just may turn out to be your worst.” 

[dat-carovieh]

I screamed

[tenjousutena]

"this man is breedable" - aaravos looking at viren

[liquidluckandstuff]

For the mix-and-match ask game: 4d

4. Which of your fics surprised you by how much attention it received?

d. What is your favorite line or excerpt from it?

God fucking damn it.

Found Footage

I STILL cannot fathom why how when what the fuck happened here but apparently this one is a banger. It was a joke. IT WAS A JOKE. ITS CRACK.

Anyway.

“Shut up, shut up, shut up.” Harry stood up with his hands over his years and made his way towards the door.  But it did nothing to block out Nagini’s next words. “ When you faced him in the ministry a month ago, there was a moment you two were alone in the department of magical cooperation. You could have warded an office and got it out of your system.”  “NOPE!” Harry had his hand on the door before Moody stopped him. 

I can just picture this whole scene and everyone looking staring at him like "wtf is happening" and Harry just getting redder and redder and redder the whole time realizing "OH SHIT WHAT?!"

[naffeclipse]

(Spoilers for the latest chapter of AP) naff I KNOW that when eclipse said unbearable it was in italics because he was quoting Y/N from 2 days before but in my head he just got out of a fight with a polar bear - very much still bleeding - and then cracked a pun about it (unbearable) and when i read that i was SCREAMING

OH MY GOSH IT IS A PUN

AHHHHHHHHH

[a-hazbin-reader]

This makes no sense and probably really ooc but I had a dream

Alastor in the forest burying a body of someone who was flirting with his wife, and he clumsily disturbed a squirrel or smth and in cartoon fashion the thing attacks (throwing acorns and running up his shirt) and Alastor ends up 10x dirtier than he normally does burying bodies and when he comes home he looks a mess and wifey is just "...what happened to you?"

Alastor: "a squirrel >:T"

You used my boi MLK Jr. for this 😭

[coulsonlives]

How is this a real line, oh my god

[eskawrites]

the funniest part of the celebrity fake dating au is that dustin spent years teasing robin and steve for being blatantly in love, when in reality anyone with eyes could have seen that robin and nancy were head over heels for each other the entire time

[eidolons-stuff]

Enid: *frowns* "I don't think either of us will both like any of these movies"

Wednesday: "Here. I will pick the movie"

Enid: *a little scared* "Ok..."

Wednesday: "Found one! Friday the 13th"

Enid: "It's not romantic! And it's also scary"

Wednesday: "It's got teenagers going to a camp and finding privacy to be intimate. And no need to get scared, I am here"

[smokestarrules]

That was so good. I'm devastated that I'm now caught up. I'm going to go scream into the woods for the next six months.

[elysianwayy77]

When the moon light hits your face

Be my only lover in December

[louisferrignojr]

is anyone going to write the fic. anyone at all.

[piltover-sharpshooter]

Me: Huh, I'm really far in on the Ahri Pass even if I didn't buy it, and that is a lot of orbs and chests. Eh, I guess I can buy it. Me: *Gets mostly ok stuff*. Me: Oh well, what can you do-- Last item:

...

I blame @thegoldentigress / @nova--spark for this--

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

me: this has to stop

mom's grave: .....

me: first the black tea, then the filing cabinet... now it's sUDOKU

me: YOU CAN'T KEEP BEING RIGHT ABOUT BORING STUFF BEING FUN LIKE THIS

mom's skeleton: (probably grinning)

[redcallisto]

Big fan of Stelle. Got into hsr just for her (and bc I saw the Kafka and Dan Heng banners are soon...)