#he lost to a squirrel

[a-hazbin-reader]

This makes no sense and probably really ooc but I had a dream

Alastor in the forest burying a body of someone who was flirting with his wife, and he clumsily disturbed a squirrel or smth and in cartoon fashion the thing attacks (throwing acorns and running up his shirt) and Alastor ends up 10x dirtier than he normally does burying bodies and when he comes home he looks a mess and wifey is just "...what happened to you?"

Alastor: "a squirrel >:T"

You used my boi MLK Jr. for this 😭

[book-lover85]

Keefe is a cat and no one can convince me otherwise

He would knock the coffee onto your computer

He would claw the furniture like it was his mortal enemy

He would go crazy over a laser dot

He would sun bathe

[tricoufamily]

ilya's parents + ilya at different life stages

[ceiling-karasu]

I’m not going to be the one to do it, but theoretically it would be possible to make a Scout Goseumdochi lives AU. The ice cannons are that kind of future technology that their explosion could have turned everything into the vicinity into ice instantly, freezing the plane as it exploded. Like that Captain America movie.

Of course, one would have to worry about the massive cell death that comes from rapid freezing and then heating of body cells. Unfreezing someone from such a fate would kill them, assuming the ice around the cells and organs hadn’t done it already, and is partially why cryogenically freezing is unviable with current technology.

But hedgehogs are true hibernators, so one could get around that with an explanation of cryogenics and such, perhaps. Any weasels and mice that were also frozen would probably die a gruesome death once thawed. There’s also the idea of everyone being frozen being aware the whole time, but a hedgehogs brain would shut itself off, allowing for less mental trauma.

Or, one could start an AU from a bunch of mice and weasels ending up kind of like Crystallized Rourke from Disney’s Atlantis, depending on how you want to use the freezing technology. Maybe that was the true way the missiles worked all along. Or just a calm, somber affair with heartfelt Flower Hill reunions.

I, for one, would prefer to ‘Lost Lenore’ him with a true death for my AUs. Also, it feels like him being alive after that would cheapen the sacrifice, as much as he deserved better.

[musubiki]

What was Tiramisu like as The Cat Witch™? I’d like to imagine she’d have crazy stories or “mom lore” and she’ll just randomly say the most wack messed up shit that you’ve heard as she goes back to doing mom things.

Tiramisu: yeah there was this one time I got a discount from the Merchant, such a sweetheart he is. Anyone want brownies? They’re still hot!

Cut to the guild now shocked beyond disbelief knowing Mochi’s mom has done the impossible

HONESTLY IM NOT TOTALLY SURE WHAT TIRAMISU'S WITCH LIFE WAS LIKE!!!!!! i think she was the adventurous traveling type....definitely spent a lot of time in the desert region (where she met mochis father)

but certainly had more of a reckless streak than mochi...i think grandma mocha was quite hard on her after amanita disappeared (something about having to really be THE cat witch. owning it on a higher level since its not technically the bloodline. even though passing the magic to a non-relative isnt uncommon, maybe its less common for the coven families? who knows) anyway she was a lot more free spirited, methinks

(and settled down a lot more after she had mochi. her precious baby girl. her sweet little angel)

[invinciblerodent]

I'm kind of glad "Davrin has a negative attitude towards the Dalish" is such a good meta-post litmus test

yeah, seeing that exact (false) sentiment three times in just as many days is somewhat aggravating, but it's still an overall good thing that just like that, in one sentence, someone can let me know exactly that their post is not actually worth reading, because they just plain did not listen to anything that was said in-game.

[meat-loving-meat]

Trying to make Vanyel and Staven’s relationship as unhinged and weird as possible

[sanchoyo]

We had to put him down this morning. His health was getting too bad and I couldn’t stand the idea of him suffering.

it’s just crazy to think I don’t really have puppy pictures of him because we got him before we even had cell phones. I picked him because all the other puppies had cute little shirts on and when I asked why he didn’t, the guy giving him to us said he was too rowdy and was a wiggly little fighter and I was so charmed by that. He had so much personality and would wake me up at ungodly hours in the morning for our walks. But like, he gave me a reason to get outside and see the sunrise everyday. I hope I took even half as much care of him as he did for me. Love you forever, fuzzy ❤️

[tar-frogs]

to listen to hozier is to realize that to love and lose and fear is to live and admire and trust and to just simply be and exist and there's nothing more beautiful than life itself and the beauty of being alive and there's nothing more beautiful and breathtaking than you because you are everything and everything is you and you deserve to feel it all.

everything. every heart break. every piece of misplaced trust. every first love. everything lost. everything known. everything forgotten. everything stolen. everything, because everything can be seen and felt through you. and because of you. and just. you.

you know?

[tillman]

MEMEMEMEMMEMEMEME I KIN YOU ON THE ZATO BLINDESS STUFF. Yes he has a magic shadow dude to see for him, that's great and all but holy shit I want Zato's blindness to be remembered as an actual thing. I often think about him post-ressurection getting back into reading, buying braille versions of his favorite novels.

One day arcsys will remember they wrote a blind man and not just have him randomly be totally ok using computers with no explanation and shit. On that day I think I will die cus its never happening but I can dream. Like I dunno its Tragic that he lost his vision to his hubris. Theres stuff there.

But hes also just like. A blind guy who can exist. I dunno. Let eddie actually be shown functioning as a mobility aid and seeing for him. Give him a white cane it can even be black and red to fit his aesthetic cmon. At least have some note somehwere that like because he does still have some remnant of sight through eddie (in his xrd system voice he can see at least vague glimpses of light of like. Peoples souls...? Its unclear but so interesting) maybe theres stuff there with how magic interacts with disabilities in this world. I dont know. Sucks we have to explore this through fucking zato one but cmon can I as a mostly blind guy get anything beyond its fine his shadow powers let him see and use tech completely normally!!!!!!

[pumakaji64]

99% sure this one is straight up impossible with the cards and gear I have 😔

[snekdood]

i have birds that live on my balcony now and by god i will protect them with my life

[shaykai]

Started playing Kaycee’s Mod, nobody told me that you don’t automatically start with a squirrel totem-

I’ll do more requests tomorrow after work :>

[mistilteinn-magolor]

MOVIE ROBOTNIK IS IN MY CLASS????? HELP THATS SO COOL THE COSTUME LOOKS SO GOOD......

[invinciblerodent]

i think Shadowheart is just..... permanently the character who my pcs wind up feeling intensely protective over.

like even if she's not in the picture quite so much (first game she was the designated bff, third game she's the love interest, this second one she's just........ hanging out. being pretty.), my heart just squeezed so hard now that I could actually hug her in this scene. 🥹🥹🥹

10/10 update