#I CALL IT

[akwardsilince]

Person A: "I leave the door open for one second."

Person B: "One second too long."

Person A: "Are you a fucking raccoon?? GET OUT OF MY DRAWERS."

[helloliriels]

There once was a show that was gay

But the makers did not want to play,

along with their own game

(telling us we're insane);

Which is why I found fandom today.

[eurazia]

Not me waiting for the public vote to let Finland, Germany, Moldova and Croatia do the 180° table flip that Poland did with Captain Hook

[manwhoredennis]

[fleetways]

One day im gonna make an edited version of sonic prime that gets rid of all the useless fucking filler padding and identical robot fights

[rustyarcade]

I need you all to let me cook…

Bianca, Yoko, and Divina… in a poly relationship…. IN LOVE…… WITH EACH OTHER!!!

Based off of this statue I saw on twitter once and don’t know the name of the artist ;-; art history nerds lmk!!!

[brookiedaaroacecookie]

Oopsies I made another au that’s been slowly consuming my mind but I already have several projects going on 🤭

[izzyy-stuff]

Got a random bruise on my knee

Don't ask me how I got it or when it happened. I don't know.

[pixelatedsticks]

*practically vibrating*: ask me about this au, ask me about this au, ask me-

[ohgodsimcrafting]

Oh fuck oh shit I made another one!

[euphorictrait]

a little backstory:

Rylie had always been the quiet girl in school, she was a good girl…until she met Braxton. He had an air of mystery about him, a rebellious streak that drew her in like a moth to a flame. From the moment they locked eyes in the crowded hallway, Rylie felt something shift inside her, as if she had stumbled upon a part of herself she never knew existed. Braxton's charm was undeniable, his confidence infectious.

Their encounters grew more frequent, each one tinged with a sense of exhilaration that Rylie had never experienced before. Braxton introduced her to a side of life she had only ever glimpsed in movies and books—late-night adventures, clandestine meetings, and the thrill of breaking the rules.

Until one day, he just disappeared. Without warning or explanation, Braxton vanished from Rylie’s life, leaving behind a void that seemed impossible to fill. Days turned into weeks, and weeks turned into months, but there was no sign of him.

[rainyydxyz]

Here's a bit of information about my latest oc! <3

Often seen as intimidating or arrogant, this cookie is sweeter than she seems. With a rich caramel syrup and pale custard, she seems like she'll taste average from a distance, but once you dig in, you'll find a flavorful experience worth savoring! (Translation: While she looks stoic, borderline emotionless, if you get to know her, you'll find she's worth having around)

Cara adores her mother's work, it actually inspired her to look into crime cases and detective work. She had been reading Linzer's novels since the age of seven, and before that, Linzer told baby C.C water down, age appropriate summaries and stories.

She cares for her father deeply, though he isn't as much of a role model in her life as Linzer, he did teach her a thing or two musically, being the one to teach her piano, and her favorite song: "The Sound of Ivory Keys". Crème Brûlée Cookie is also the one Caramel Crème Cookie goes to for emotional support, even though he doesn't give good advice, or any advice at all (Cara prefers his silent listening rather than Linz's babying and advice.)

Caramel Crème Cookie isn't much of an active person, she prefers to sit and work in the background. Rather than chasing criminals head on, she prefers to work on her board of suspects in the background and comfort of her office.

However, if she could actually making a decent living out of it, Cara would have became a poet instead. Poetry, and even writing in general(though not rlly), is a passion of hers, but whenever she goes to tell ANYONE, it's: "Why don't you become a novelist like your mother then?" And while it sounds nice -- hell, she even wanted to be a writer as a kid -- realistically, she'd go insane trying to meet the deadline for another novel if she did a series, and would go insane writing one single novel.

And whoops, I ranted too long! My bad. Oh, also, she's close friends with Lemon Meringue Cookie, another oc, who I have yet to draw, and will talk about... one day.

Anyways if I had to describe her personality: Responsible, Witty, Assertive, and a Quick-thinker! But a bit pessimistic when it comes to her work. Honestly, she can get aggressive when she takes too long to solve a case, beginning to accuse whoever is the top suspect... which is reasonable, actually.

[beedallo]

[abstractredd]

sure mordetwi is cool but i have an alternate suggestion

[cryptid--bunny]

hear me out. ok. hear me out.