#I Am Not An Easy Man
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i need like 500 million dyke dramas set in the "i am not an easy man" universe (but no men) ritght now. 275478126598763472697856 nasty toxic butches immediately. can you hear me is anyone else vibing with this. need a mafia movie entirely composed of fat butches who strangle people and their disturbingly waifish wives that haunt the narrative or something. fight club (i didn't watch it) but with butches. just delete men from everything and replace them with women who (and this is key) are EQUALLY toxic but it's ok because they are hot. [microphone explodes]
#i am not an easy man#je ne suis pas un homme facile#i can barely write two words in this type of setting myself#my brain just starts arcing electricity and putting off sparks and banging#lesbian yaoi
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What a good film. It's hilarious. It's enthralling. It's "you two are so horrible you deserve each other". A romance between 2 misogynists but they make each other less misogynistic. It's genius. I want 17 more films like this because hello??? They fucking headbutted each other and passed out??? Conflict resolution who???? If there was any more content about these characters I'd go insane about them. I can already feel it starting
#how do i tag a french film. do i tag it in english or..#je ne suis pas un homme facile#i am not an easy man
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a review about the film I Am Not an Easy Man (Je ne suis pas un homme facile):
yeah, that's kind of the point Joseph!
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Trans men are literally just a joke to so many people. I’ve seen multiple Tik Toks like “When the trans man with HUGE BOOBS(!!!) in a crop top gets mad at me when I misgender him.”
One of these had the OP’s comment of “Why are so many people in my comment section being transphobic towards trans men?”
It’s because you made this a safe space for people who hate trans men!!! You decided to describe trans men’s bodies in dehumanizing, sexualizing ways to make a joke out of us! In what world does “smh trans men are SO EMOTIONAL and expect us to instantly know everything about them and cater to them even though it makes my life so hard (I have to change a word),” not come off as repackaged sexism?
If you say that this is a made up situation, these people will immediately claim that this happens and has happened to them. It’s interesting that either they’re lying or they’re admitting that they’re sexualizing a real man’s body in a way that could easily trigger his gender dysphoria.
#transandrophobia#transmisandry#sexism#trans men are easy targets for them because they can claim that these trans men (who allegedly do not pass and just look like girls)#have male privilege#like#do you hear yourselves???#it makes me dysphoric and this has never happened to me#so sorry that I’m not a skinny man with a binder or top surgery!#I also hate how every one of these that I’ve seen are women!!!#you’d think that women would relate to being spoken of like sex objects but apparently it’s cool when they do it#‘I am not transphobic. I just don’t respect trans men and treat them like women and misgender them on accident so they deserve to be—#misgendered on purpose on the internet for all of my followers to laugh at! But I said that I hate transphobes once 🥺🥺🥺.’
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Major Richard D. Winters. 506th Infantry Regiment, 101st Airborne Division
Sources: Gettysburg Museum of History, Major Dick Winters Collection; Biggest Brother The Life of Major Dick Winters by Larry Alexander; Hang Tough the WWII Letters and Artifacts of Major Winters
#dick winters#richard winters#band of brothers#no because i really am losing my mind hes so.#[redacted]#would not survive a wartime situationship with this man#it would destroy me unfortunately#horrible realizations much to think about#ms. deetta you are so strong#easy archives
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Jason who doesn't use Red Hood outside of Gotham anymore. Red Hood is a Gotham Rogue/Vigilante/Anti-Hero, whatever the current consensus of his status is. The Red Hood is a Gotham problem now. He has entirely new vigilante identities for different things he does outside of Gotham. If he is hunting demons, he uses one. If he is tracking down global trafficking rings, he uses another. Some people know that one of them is his other identity, but pretty much no one knows that they are all the same person.
Then he has the one he uses every time he spends time with Roy. The one only Roy knows about. Because Roy is a hero, and he can't be seen with a bad guy. So he plays a good guy whenever he is with Roy, plays a person who plays by the rules and doesn't raise the hackles and does things cleanly and is proper, like he once used to believe would be always possible, even if it means that he is putting on more than one mask in order to do it.
Because he wants it. Even though he believes in himself and what he does, he wants it. He wants to indulge in the dream of things being easy for once in his life, of himself still being the person who believed in magic.
He wants to dream, every once in a while, even when he knows that in the end, he needs to wake up.
#jason chose to be the bad guy because he believes that it's the only way he can be good#but a man can dream#yes this is juxtaposing with tim telling him that he is doing things the easy way#and also yes I am thinking of that panel of jason saying i'm sorry i can't be the hero you wish me to be#or something like that#I have no idea where it's from but it is eating my brain currently#dc#jayroy#jason todd#red hood
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Huzzah! It's birthday time! I'm slowly accumulating more and more things I like (latest additions this vest I made and a travel typewriter! Still need to fix the latter one though)
Sure has been a year.
#terri#niart#got my wisdom toofies out#well 2 out of 4#still got stitches#idk if this removal lowkey fixed my fear of the dentist?#it was so easy and painless#also finally i'm on anxiety meds jkahsdjash#i also got depression meds but i haven't tested them yet#I'm going to see the love of my life soon again!!!#only 2 more months to go....#i've also finally found awesome friends who don't make me feel like i'm insane for wanting to be cared for#the difference is like night and day#old friends saying hey let's surprise another friend of ours oh also i think it's your birthday on that day#new friends reminding me to pick a brunch place for us to go on my special day#i am sobbing#the right people are out there#don't lose hope#i've never felt this platonically loved honestly#also yes i'm working on the next dragon's lair aksjdhasjkd#just#a lot of things happening and i'm sooo burnt out#this piece was such a strain and i just#don't have patience for art rn#this is photobashed btw there's an actual photo of my typewriter under all those layers#i'm not about to spend 300 hours just to draw a typewriter from this angle kajshdjkasdh#ALSO ONE MORE THING CAN I JUST GUSH ABOUT THE ANASTASIA BROADWAY OKAY?!?!?!#I didn't realise until now that they made it way more historically inspired and i mean bruh BRUH#i have been having a recording of it playing on the background nonstop for like 3 days now#Vladimir Popov I want to inject you straight into my veins holy shit he is a perfect man
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ive turned off the ability to message this account
please stop sending me suggestions on how to help croutons. I understand they're genuine but you are not my vet. you are not a trusted individual in my close circle who I go to seek advice. you are a stranger on the internet and you and the last 10 people who've dmed me have all, without reading any other post or comment made already, suggested I just start feeding him wet food.
Croutons does not like wet food.
Period.
I'm doing my best with what I have, and what I have is a very picky cat who thankfully likes his urinary health food and treats. Is it dry food? Yeah. But it's all I can do right now.
Don't suggest broth. Don't suggest any canned juice. Don't... suggest anything unless I specifically ask PLEASE
#croutons#im at my wits end as is man#already had someone call me ifresponsible#and now to have like 15 people tell me to “just give him wet food”#like i get it i do but please stop#if it were that fucking easy do you not think id have done that by now#not gonna apologize for being really pissed about yhis actually#i almost lost my cat. he almost died#please understand i am doing EVERYTHING i can for him within my power
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Consider: I repackage another ace attorney au (split phoenix au) into mp100 for the sillies
#doctorsiren#mob psycho 100#reigen arataka#shigeo kageyama#mp100 fanart#mp100 au#split reigen au#digital art#my art#procreate#see split mob would be verrrry easy to do and I will do it once squib and lily finish the show#but split reigen is also very easy bc bro literally said that thing about how everyone has another side to themselves#so here we have Arataka. the one who is lonely and depressed and smokes#and then we have Reigen. the one who is confident and a businessman and charismatic.#he always tries to portray himself as Reigen 😭#he has a sucker in the third drawing bc he’s still not allowed to smoke in the office#also I think Arataka would say the manga thing:#‘I was never particularly proficient in anything and I wasn’t curious about anything’#and Reigen would say the anime thing:#‘I did everything efficiently and I was filled with curiosity about everything’#and so Reigen is who he wants to truly be but he has to come to terms and work on solving the problems of Arataka hello I am insane#I love pulling characters apart into two silly little versions and making them face each other externally :3#aw man Reigen got all the ADHD while Arataka was left with the depression 😭/silly
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This is what i mean
#i'm with edmond on this one you guys are too easy#love how eiden's just like KUYA! NO! BAD KUYA! PUT THEM DOWN. DROP THEM.......#and the two softies are immediately swayed like oh 😊 i like him! 😊#and edmond's giving the megasuper side eye to both of them bc we were just about to kill each other 4 seconds ago.#this demon is a menace. he's brought the entire nobility to a standstill. our nation is in shambles. we have to destroy him#and your excuse is#awwww shucks. but he seems NICE?#healers (man.) too forgiving for their own good (what am i even doing here.)#is yakumo a healer in this world? i'm gonna pretend he can be#like oli's the main healer and yakumo can supplement#oli is the one driving the motorcycle and yakumo is in the lil sidecar :)#journey to a nu world#nu carnival eiden#nu carnival yakumo#nu carnival olivine#nu carnival edmond
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Kinda says something about me when I ignored Charlastor for years and never understood the appeal... until the three episodes where
Alastor pretends he has come to see Charlie as his daughter just to piss her real dad off (and she seems genuinely touched by his out-of-the-blue declarations lmao);
Alastor is clearly delighting in Charlie's rock bottom state and takes advantage of it to strike a deal, but also she vents to him about her problems with Vaggie and Rosie teases Alastor for a sec about Charlie being "too young for him"
Alastor admits in private that he has grown a little fond of the hotel (before being nearly beaten to death, which seems to have put him in a state of denial) and in the ending Charlie hugs him with all the happiness in the world, ignoring his real intentions
totally wholesome, nothing to see here :)
like. I'm not sure what I will find if I look into the tag, because sadly I've noticed a tendency to "soften" this kind of creepy ass manipulative unbalanced ships. But ngl I laughed out loud when I read fans complaining that Vivzie tried to "sink the ship", when these supposed attempts only made me go 👀
(and I am genuinely intrigued by Alastor's feelings towards the hotel and Charlie in particular... or even Charlie herself, since she knows that Alastor is not to be trusted when it comes to deals but also seems to appreciate him and his efforts to help)
#hazbin hotel#charlastor#charlie morningstar#alastor hazbin hotel#at this point i'm not even denying it#i can *feel* in my bones when brain latches onto a new source of problems#listen i am easy to please i see a creepily charming man taking advantage of a young innocent person in their care and the brain rots
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might be worth noting that tubbo got lore today because he made it canon he warped back from the boat.
i think this was confusing bc he wasn't sure initially how to play it (he is not a lore guy by trade we all know this), and waffled back and forth with it (with fun bits like "it's tuesday" or "it's a time rift"), but he definitely did make it canon.
he has the story: the boat didn't leave, he had his warpstone. he knew they would just steal him back, like they did the first time.
he has the reason: he desperately needed to see sunny before he left; couldn't sit idly by
and he made it clear that's what he wants to have happened. he told his chat to stop "-rp point"-ing him about it multiple times bc he's trying to make it canon (and told fit the same when he came back post-ghost bit).
he also asked sunny's admin whether she wanted their interactions to be filler or canon and she chose canon
plus he had a canon interaction with forever explaining it and asking him to watch over his daughter
and he and sunny built things and interacted with each other based specifically off the info he was kidnapped, that he will have to go, and that they both knew it was coming
so while you may have to ignore or recontextualize some of the goofier interactions when he initially came back (phil/etoiles/fit stuff esp), tubbo did come back, the code attack did happen, it's already been fit into the lore, and i don't doubt sunny is going to tell fit about it this week!!
#qsmp#qsmp tubbo#i think he is largely laying low out of fear of being taken back early also bc sunny doesn't want him far from home#uhh restless djing while she sleeps aside#it's obviously a little awkward but i think it's easy enough to imagine why pac (guy who responds so well to being kidnapped historically)#might be too stuck in his own head to even think of leaving the boat#etoiles i can speak to less but like a lot of things have to be explained away#bc it's a minecraft server and people aren't always on tubbo is one of the only people who'd even be on today usually anyway#but regardless tubbo made it clear what he wants his canon to be and the admins followed suit#i for one am excited for fit resistance lore with the codes acting up and not code-tamer etoiles to help#also what will he do with sunny he can't just leave her to do his tasks#and she typically stays on way longer than ramon usually does esp since he came bacl#but this is another post entirely i just want to see the man of secrets be kindergarten cop'd#that and vibrating about purg 2
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LOST: Season One
#lost#abc lost#lost one cap per ep#this was a project i was gonna do anyways but the timing worked out that i could post the first one on the 20th anniversary!#this is one cap per ep every season. from left to right. and this is important: its not a cap that sums up each ep#its a cap that REPRESENTS each ep. the way i choose them varies every episode#sometimes its an utterly iconic moment. sometimes it reps the theme of the ep. or it hits with a theme of the character themselves#sometimes the cap i use won't even involve the character whose centric episode it is. trust me. this makes sense#anyways i'll give a good example: for outlaws i was so tempted to use a shot of the judgemental soulful gaze of the boar#or perhaps sawyer in the rain after he shot that man#but! i used that shot of sawyer's dads legs as sawyer is hiding under the bed. i feel it worthy because this moment. this scene#is literally a core part of sawyer. it's a defining moment of his backstory. of his character. so yeah. makes sense yeah?#anyways some eps had Too Much going on (lord i could make one of these for exodus part 1 alone) and some not enough#or well they DID but like lacked in caps that Hit in the way im thinking. thank heavens charlie shot ethan cuz i was worried about that ep#i was like ''aw shit what am i gonna use'' and then an iconic lost moment happened kjhfdsjkhfd#anyways. there are 25 eps in season one. so im really glad that the last ep contains one of the moment iconic visuals/moments in all of los#oh i should add that these caps are unedited. i did not fuck with the colours or saturation in any way#i found 'em and i pieced them together. this is harder than it sounds. i browsed through all the screencaps of every ep of season one#and i will do so the remaining five seasons#some of these were super easy like i knew what cap i'd be using before i even started (eg. do no harm. the moth. in translation)#but some took some real Thinking. and some eps even had several caps that would have worked. this has all been quite interesting#also yeah. y'all already know damn well what cap i'm using for the very last episode
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Rest in Peace 🪦 Kermit the Frog
Beloved by the Joker, the Croaker, God
Wrongfully imprisoned in the meat closet, murdered by emos and died in agony. Taken too soon.
Hear the cries? The howls? You are hearing the brotherhood.. sisterhood… nonbinary hood (ally!) of the Muppet Joker.
May you and The Croaker be reunited in the afterlife once the time has come. And may sex in heaven be awesome.
Amen.
(written in my break room at work.. stay on that grind)
#dark kermit#rest in peace#funeral services#the muppet joker#taken too soon#rip#FUCK IM SO SAD#GRRRRR#kermits funeral#muppet hole in heaven#look at me being a little bitch and tagging this so people can see it#i’m a glutton for peoples approval#no ones even going to look through these tags so i can talk about whatever i want in them#am i satisfied? being this complicit in my own life#allowing others to dictate how i feel?#are you satisfied?#i bet you aren’t.#i don’t think any of us are#i’m sorry#i’ll go back to being a silly tumblr man#rest easy kermit. rest easy#if only it were me. if i only i died in a fire#hm#FUCK i meant to stop with the melodrama my bad#i hope you become satisfied#goffick posts
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You doing ok?
hi
#i'm alive. simply being chewed upon by multiple things#work is more stressful than i'd like it to be. for instance i'm hoping that i submitted my time off notification for tomorrow correctly#because otherwise it might read as a no call no show and i would . like to continue having a job#now to be fair. i do have it on the system that i requested it at the beginning of the month and i emailed my supervisor about it last week#so even if i didn't submit it correctly i'm likely in the clear#but nonetheless. i also got a firm talking-to the other day and now i am on ✨thin ice✨ for dicking around too much#because they track ur idle time at my work (computer) and mine was Quite High so my supervisor was like man what the hell is this#but even though she was kind of baffled at me spending so much time dicking around#she couldn't even really be all that mad in the end because i'm still doing good numbers and have made no (zero) mistakes#so she was just like. it's kind of impressive that your numbers look this good when you literally have 50% idle time#so she goes imagine what you could do if you weren't wasting so much time#and yeah i can whip out some Really Good Numbrers when i put the effort in.#so the problem is not my numbers it's just that i'm not spending long enough doing my tasks for the day#but i don't want to drag out those tasks intentionally so i've just been upping my own standards/goals#as much as i hate giving any more of my brain power than is necessary to giant corporations#it's still easy to feel smug after you get Talked To and then immediately turn around and show off#like yeah i coulda been doing this good the whole time. literally pulling up by 20 points. i just didn't want to.#trying to keep everyone's expectations low but accidentally toed the line of um. not working enough to keep my job#...anyway. EAS national weather system issued a . hi#i haven't forgotten about all of you i'm just having trouble tracking all my shit that i got going on ✨ yaaaaaaay#im gonna post things on AO3 soon. i promise. my weakness is that i get sidetracked trying to unwind from work#...i know i said 'soon' last time. but this time for real#asks#not sexy#anonymous
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