#I AM THE LIQUOR

[mindofsmoothie]

May you all be blessed with riches of this Christmas season 🎄

[m6c024420]

I am the liquor 🥃 😵‍💫

[goodlucksock]

Ricky, Julian, Bubbles, the boys are all here.

Officially licensed Trailer Park Boys socks and undies at GoodLuckSock.com.

[septemberlikeastorm]

osha flirting with fillik saying the wicked don't brag about what they get up to? osha getting a sus tattoo on a wild night with the crew?? osha flirting with jecki saying she's more flexible than a droid???

rip verosha aniseya you would have LOVED brat summer

when her life is not Actively Falling Apart, osha is fun & flirty & no one will ever take that away from me

[unexpectedbrickattack]

Drinking Buddies :)

[iheartliquor]

[sea-lanterns]

Imagine yourself sitting on Navia's lap by the window, sharing a cigarette and a bottle of wine, savoring the moment after the best sex of your life. 🫦🫦🫦

(love love love your posts. Could I be 🦞 anon?? have a great day/night)

Omg as hot as this is, I don’t think Navia would ever touch a cigarette and I myself am not too fond of smoking either 😭😭

However pass the alcohol please! Navia is definitely a woman who dabbles in wine drinking, so I can see her sharing a glass or two with you after the mindblowing sex you two just had. Just imagine her gently trailing her fingers across your scalp, leisurely sipping on your shared glass of red wine she grabbed from her cellar, all the while you look out the window and linger in the company of one another. Still naked but oh so warm thanks to the shared body heat of coddling each other 🫠

Oh, this is the domesticity I want. Just snuggling with my wife after sex and enjoying a little late night drinking to calm down from the excitement!

P.S: Unfortunately 🦞 anon is already taken, but you may pick another emoji to go by! I recommend checking out my author’s page to see which emojis have already been taken so you don’t pick a repeat.

[imageingrunge]

Eleanor De Vries 1874 - 1900 🦇

[mournfulroses]

Alexander Blok, from a poem titled "I am Nailed to a Bar with Liquor," featured in The Twelve & Other Poems

[kuromi-hoemie]

Please drop the drink recipes that u cant taste the alcohol 😍

I'll share my two faves rn ^.^

Lazy Blackberry Mojito

ingredience..:

pink lemonade

club soda

bicardi

a box of blackberries

my steps :3

Put the blackberries in a ziplock bag (after cleaning them) n smash them to a pulp; it leaves you with the leftover juice and bits.

Add a few rounded scoops in a jar, fill with ice.

Pour bicardi (GENTLY), count to 6. u could do more tbh..

Fill halfway with club soda, fill the other half with pink lemonade.

Mix thoroughly.

This one's meant 2 be enjoyed with a boba straw so you can suck up and chew on the berry bits as u go.

Sparkling Sour Apple Cider

ingredieths:

Smirnoff Green Apple Vodka

Sparkling Apple Cider Non-alcoholic

Bicardi

my steps :3

Fill w ice.

Pour bicardi, count to ur preferred number.

Fill up to about a third with green apple vodka.

Fill the rest with Apple Cider.

The green apple vodka is very sweet and together they come out sort of like a sour apple soda.

Closing Thots...

Very generally I'd just say it's a ratio game to me 0: I try to fill the bottom 10-20% (usually) with liquor then mix whatever drinks/juices seem complementary.

The secret to a drink that hardly tastes like liquor is to not use too much lol!! 😭 u can always come back and make another one, if the first one could've been stronger u can go stronger, but start small.

Filling the whole thing with ice makes it go by fast and hits very refreshingly anyhow :^} see these ratio pics as just very loose starting points u can move around from.

[mindofsmoothie]

Tis' the season!

Don't get you liquor privileges revoked. 🍸

[sagesolsticewrites]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8En3bMG/ Is this not the most Harry Crosby + his wife video to have ever Crosbied?? 😭 That or Bucky or Curtis when they’re drunk but STILL.

omg it ABSOLUTELY IS 🥹🥹🥹🥹

Wait picture it:

- Harry is constantly gushing to his comrades about how his wife is literally the Prettiest Person On The Planet

- After the war the two of you are reunited, and he introduces you to the people you’ve only heard about through his many, many, many letters

- it’s bittersweet, of course; so many of his friends didn’t make it home, and the empty spaces where they should be match the holes their loss left in his heart.

- But it’s difficult to stay sad for long in such a celebratory atmosphere, and soon enough the returning soldiers are being plied with drink after drink after drink.

- Before too long, your husband is slouched next to you in a booth, slurring loud enough for the whole bar to hear

- “Missed you sooo much, pretty girl.” “I missed you too, honey.” “Missed seeing your pretty face.” “I gave you a picture to take with you!” “It didn’t do you justice!”

- He sloppily flags down Buck— the one sober veteran remaining amid the celebration

- “Buck— Buck!”

- The major turns from where he’s watching the night’s entertainment: John Egan’s drunkenly enthusiastic singing

- “What’s up, Croz?”

- “Isn’ she pretty? I told ya she was the prettiest!” he grins, leaning further into you

- “Yes, she’s very pretty, Croz,” Bucky replies, looking very much as if he’s trying not to laugh as he meets your gaze.

- “An’ she’s my wife!” Harry continues, as if he’s just remembered this little tidbit about your lives, “My wife! Can you believe that!”

- “You’re a very lucky man, Croz!” Are Buck’s parting words as he slides a glass of water in front of the navigator before shaking his head fondly and heading back to Marge

- Eventually you’re able to persuade Harry to take you home before he passes out at the table… but he spends the entire ride there gushing about your beauty to anyone who will listen.

- He’s sobered up a bit by the time you arrive back at your apartment, though— just enough to show you exactly how happy he is to be home with you 😏

[obiscribbles]

Week 51 - March 17th, 2024 'Tequila' - The Champs Spotify / YouTube

“Well, our mothers tried to put us in public soccer, but apparently that was too much of a contact sport-“ “That- Anakin, he elbowed you hard enough to make your nose bleed-“ “And you gave him a concussion and sprained wrist, Obi-Wan. So am I wrong?” “Well I- y-you-.” “So, my point made, we were just better for baseball. Obi-Wan even made himself a jersey, wrote a number and his name with marker on the back-“ “Anakin-“ “Hand stitched a dojo patch Sensei Qui-Gon gave him on the side and everything like they sponsored him-“ “Anakin!” “But we couldn’t really afford to be on the baseball teams, so those ratty fields were where we played.” “Hm, we always came home a mess.” “No, you came home a mess, and I came home grinning behind you. Do you still have that shirt?” “Oh, I… wouldn’t know where to even start looking for it.”

Short pieces from the Light Through Liquor AU, which I have spent a lot more time thinking about after watching the Sandlot recently hehe.

Enjoy!

[stargun2307]

S-23 Sierpinski’s “Sparkle Squad”

Do NOT let the funny name fool you! Or the funny callnames of the Protektors in this squad! They are lean, mean, hazing machines (except for their Storch commanding officer; you’ll see what I mean soon).

Starting from the top, we haaaave:

The Upper Crust

Controller Vier, STCR-S2304: The Sog™️. A real softie who makes fast friends with just about everyone except for her own STARs. Loves music, has perfect pitch, and can rip a mean glissando on the baby grand in the music room. Constantly bullied by her STAR squad because she’s “not tough enough”. A fun fact about Vier is that pizza fascinates her. To this Storch, pizza is a mystery beyond mortal comprehension.

Sergeant (former) DC, STAR-S2341: Yes, DC, short for Washington, District of Columbia. DC is a real piece of work (just like the Congress critters in the real life city). Basically Storch software in Starling hardware. Anger issues, control issues, and narcissism. Drove Vier to tears and worse while serving as her officer.

Sergeant Dreyse, STAR-S2375: Sparkle Squad’s current STAR officer, brought in from “the outside” (a different squad) to disrupt the hierarchy of the cadre and put an end to their relentless harassment of their own Controller. Currently learning piano from Vier, and teaching Vier how to dance. Nothing to see here but a Controller and her officer… chillin in the office… six feet apart cuz they’re not gay…

Now, onto the squad themselves!

Fireteam 1

Florida, STAR-S2337: Hazer-in-chief now that DC is gone. A real equal opportunity hater. Troll.

Maryland, STAR-S2338: Mostly chill, except for when she’s not. Former narcotics squad sergeant from Rotfront whose career fell apart after she fired 12 shots into a crowd during a chase, hitting 8 bystanders and landing none of the shots on the perp. Given the choice between being decommissioned and being transferred to S-23, Maryland chose the transfer and is now almost wishing she took the other option instead.

Louisiana, STAR-S2339: Gossips a lot. Spends a lot of time in the showers.

Kentucky, STAR-S2340: Hillbilly. Queen of Snark. Thing 1.

Fireteam 2

Alaska, STAR-S2342: The one that actually minds her own business. Secretly disapproves of the hazing of her own Controller but doesn’t say anything out of peer pressure.

Alabama, STAR-S2343: A total edgelord who says derogatory things just to see how riled up she can get people. Thing 2.

Massachusetts, STAR-S2344: Came out of the factory with half a brain cell that’s slowly been deteriorating as time goes on.

Mississippi, STAR-S2345: The youngest STAR in the squad. Airhead. Mostly plays along because she wants to fit in. People tend to forget she exists.

The “Sparkle Squad” is the most feared Protektor squad in S-23 despite having the Storch equivalent of a wet kitten as their commanding officer. Florida and Maryland are just as brutal in the interrogation room as an unmentored young Storch. Kentucky tops the scoreboard for the highest amount of items ever confiscated in a single dorm shakedown (37). Massachusetts has to consume 10 shots of Everclear before she starts to feel a buzz. Hazing Vier used to be a team bonding exercise for Sparkle Squad, and even Protektors outside of their squad are also fair game for their “morale building activities”. Their nefarious activities have noticeably dwindled in frequency and scale since Sergeant Dreyse took the reins, but old habits die hard…

[vanillapervert]

I almost recovered from a surgery and made an attempt to draw something again (epic fail gone horribly wrong)

[isatoru]

if you somehow can get rin to drink with you an amount that is a little more than what can get him tipsy he gets so soft and clingy and it's so fucking cute. he'll pout a little childishly too like "hmph." and when you rub his head and ask him "wanna head home, baby?" he's burying his face in your neck, grumbling a bit...