#I AM SO PICKY HELPPPP :[[[

[cobaltfluff]

me: I want to move out, I would love to live on my own, even in an isolated area because I don't go out anyway, and I never really feel lonely on my own

*the prospect of exactly that arises*

me: NO but i dont WANT to live SO FAR away from my friends who I rarely see anyway what if I get LONELY

[mars-ipan]

trying to read a fic you’ve been told you would like when the writing style rubs you the wrong way

[thornsandbrambles]

-decks that appropriate from indigenous cultures/in general

-decks that have inaccurate and/or really unclear booklets

-decks that have no booklet but sometimes thats nbd depends on the deck (i have one oracle deck i L O V E that came with no booklet and somehow i always get VERY clear readings from it)

-specifically related to fandom themed decks, if they have characters on the cards that make no sense or really minor characters that nobody fucking knows who they are so they can fill up tje deck.... thats a bad deck

-decks where the booklet doesn't tell you what reversals mean (it's not hard to google but the results are often a cesspool of new age nonsense)

-decks that are only major/minor arcana or not complete decks in some way (unless they're like that bc they're historical decks and that's period accurate then they get a pass)

-decks with a clearly incorrect (read: fluffy and/or too "soft") interpretation of either angels OR fae. like girlie have you ever met a fae/angel in your life. i think not.

-decks that dont have enough energy put into them bc the vibes are usually not strong enough to get good readings with them (iykyk)(they just dont feel "alive" enough and i fucking hate that)

-decks that have incorrect or weird interpretations of a culture and/or gods/goddesses (similar to appropriation but not QUITE the same)

-decks that act like all gods and goddesses are interchangable and/or multiple facets of one entity

-too big (i have tiny hands helpppp. like child gloves fit me xvnsbdgxhxvbdb)

-decks that have ugly art.... like no shade to the artists but some decks its like.... maybe u shld have hired someone 2 do this for u girlie (gn)

-decks that are like. sooooo new agey. i cannot explain this clearly but i hope y'all get it. iykyk.

-too small (hard 2 shuffle)

-decks where the art has nothing to do with the meaning of the card

-xtian themed in any way (just not my thing)

-decks that are too mean (i prefer decks that are direct but friendly yfm)

-decks that just in general have like. either too much or not enough going on art-wise. like if there's too MUCH symbolism i get lost. if there' not ENOUGH im like.... girlie there is nothing HERE. there's a delicate balance.

-decks that DONT rely on symbolism at ALL and are like heeheehoohoo pretty picture. like. what am i supposed to be reading exactly.

-anything wiccan, especially of the new agey variety 🤢

-rider-waite is far from my favorite deck. hate the art hate the appropriation dont like the vibes. i do not like it. it was my first deck and i gave it away after i got a new one 💀 (also it was rly small)

-if the back of the cards is like..... unpleasant to look at, easy to tell when the cards are flipped, something like a mandala or too busy or migraine inducing etc im not a fan

-tacky decks.

-if the fool card is a fucking mirror im out you dont know me girl (gn) why are you blasting me like this (i used to think this was kind of cool but as ive grown in my craft now it makes me roll my eyes)

-i also dont particularly like lenormand decks fsr they just do not vibe with me

-i dont mind decks with sex as a theme TECHNICALLY but it has to be TASTEFUL and very few of them are. also i prefer there not to be a LOT of nudity in my decks but i dont mind a little bit

-basically everything else on your list except ive never had/used a gilded deck

anyway this is probably an incomplete list but this is getting long sooooo yk 😂 im v picky about my decks as you can see but i have collected a lot of them thru the years (over time i think ive had like.... 8???? of them??? [estimate] and right now i have. 6 not including 2 playing card sets that i COULD use for readings but havent). I feel like I know my deck needs pretty well.

my tarot/oracle deck icks:

- overly feminine/“divine feminine” themes

- decks that use the g slur for the ~aesthetic~

- decks that appropriate chakras, kabbalah, indigenous symbols, etc.

- any deck that has “sexual” in the title ((or just decks that are sex themed lol))

- not the biggest fan of decks that are gilded?? it hurts my hands when i shuffle idk

- pip decks ((decks that don’t have actual art for the minor arcana))

- ANY DECK THAT INCLUDES LILITH AS A GODDESS

feel free to add on with your icks bc i’m curious

[yagamisdiary]

HELPPPP I GOT FEATURED ON AMARAS IG 😭😭

i was afraid that was too brutal but i guess i can make a paragraph about how actually pissed off i am at this wannabe blonde 💀 okay

first of all

girl is so JEALOUS of my status and how rich i am for what?? like uhmmmm girl im literal royalty what did you expect? me to be working a day job like uh no

and then she starts talking about how she wants a bf and is so picky with it

girl can’t pick between being a blonde or brunette or ginger once you figure that out then you can start being picky with boys

secondly

why the FUCK are you coming at my looks n shit?

as if you can say much no wonder your boyfriend voluntarily went on the battlefield knowing he’d fucking die 💀 i literally can do nothing but agree with his actions knowing he was dating you..

and thirdly trying to bitch about how i haven’t lived my life for a year

talking about how i haven’t accomplished my dreams

girl as if you have

i have the powers, the royalty, the boy, a prince i simply have accomplished everything

i became royalty by just being born and that’s a life accomplishment in itself and what have you done? sewed a few dresses? give me a month or two and i could do it better bruh

then trying to talk about MY man i was so close to punching my screen

girl you have NO personality except for being my side kick and making MY dresses literal background character so don’t even try

i hope that tea puts you asleep for fucking ever you cunt

anyways you’ll NEVER be as high up as parasite hitch cause your simply a bitch and no one fucking likes you dumb whore parasite hitch would fucking beat your ass

okay i’m done 🥰

LMFAOOOOOOO THIS MADE MY NIGHT

[starglitterz]

hi it is i, rin, the person who will take over cynosure 😈😈/j

kskd anywyas i come back with another headcanon/scenario.. and so i was thinking of other characters aside from xiao, y/n, hutao and yanfei and seeing how other characters would fit into this world (like if this were instead a albedo series, klee would introduce him to you and he falls in love ueueueu 💞💞🥺)

but speaking of klee, i was thinking of qiqi bc qiqi and xiao have quite a bond in the actual game,, so how about xiao oneday finds qiqi in danger in the streets and he couldn't just stand there and sp he saved her life. she was lost and didn't know where her parents were so xiao figured to have baizhu- a friend of aether and a doctor, take her under his wings

but baizhu, being a doctor, is sometimes rlly busy and so xiao has to take care of her sometimes. his chat knows about her and calls her xiao's sister 🥺🥺

she frequently plays "not scary" games with xiao bc yanfei would be rlly mad if she figured out oneday qiqi was dominating in apex 💀💀💀 and so they play animal crossing--

onetime xiao was reviewing genshin impact crew's island in animal crossing new horizons. childe's was shit, kaeya's was a mess, keqing's was organized, but yoURS??-- omg dont pls xiao felt like he was violating your privacy,,

he was complementing EVERYTHING, even stuff that other members of genshin do aswell-- oh? ganyu places her flowers in heart shape? cringe. oh but you do it? PERFECTION 💗 yanfei only has cute villagers? annoying and picky. oh but you do the same? SO PASSIONATE AND AMAZINGSJDHJ-

qiqi notices this and says "xiao.. why are you like this? do you want to marry y/n?.." NO QIQI THE SHIPPINGSJDHWI-- imagine chat freaking out like "KSIDHDBJS QIQI OMG" "XIAO'S SISTER UNDERSTANDS US" "its fucking confirmed. i take no criticism" "MY SHIP OMGNFJSJS 💗💞💞💕"

(the last one was from hutao no cap.)

under the cut bc my reply was so long KJSJKSD

HELLO RIN MY BELOVED <3 omg i get so excited whenever i see an ask from you HAHASKDJSJK :D

SJAKKJSDJS ive been thinking abt that too 😭 this whole world of genshin streamers is so fun to explore & make hcs for omg 🥺 HELLO KLEE INTRODUCING YOU TO ALBEDO !??!?!?? AND IN A MODERN AU IF YOU WERE HER KINDERGARTEN TEACHER OR SMTH AND ALBEDO COMES TO PICK HER UP EVERY DAY AND HE APPRECIATES HOW YOU NEVER FREAK OUT IN PUBLIC ABT HOW THE FAMOUS ALBEDO IS VISITING THE SCHOOL YOU WORK AT,,, AND ONLY LATER HE REALISES THAT YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO HE IS 😳😳😳

okok im sorry for getting sidetracked back to our regular programming /j

i read this and i am Speechless /pos SCREAMS CRIES AND ROLLS AROUND XIAO AND QIQI ?!?!??!?!?!? SOBS put them in a room and it's literally freaking silent omg HSKJDSKJD imagine qiqi being like 'qiqi wants milk from a cocogoat' and xiao is like '🤨🤨 what is that??' 'milk from the cocogoat' 'ok im going to get it for you stay put' AHASHDSKJD SO CUTE i bet he spoils her oml & xiao rescuing her is so cool !??!?! HELP BAIZHU so true i bet baizhu is a millionare doctor omg 😳 LOL the way aether is friends with everyone 😭

XIAOS SISTER THATS SO CUTE WTF

HELPPPP LMFAOSDKJASKJD QIQI DOMINATING IN APEX 😭😭😭 WHY IS THAT THE FUNNIEST SENTENCE EVER IM ASCENDING LFMASDKJ IK YANFEI CAUGHT XIAO TRYING TO PLAY IDK LIKE RESIDENT EVIL WITH QIQI AND SCOLDED HIM SO BAD SKAJDKJAS

NOOOO ANIMAL CROSSING THATS SO CUTE 😭 im sorry for using caps all the time but im literally freaking out you always have the best hcs KJSDKJSKD

stop ik xiao roasted every single one of their island's except yours,,, he's at childe's and he's like 'did you design this or teucer??? actually scratch that teucer could do 10x better.' childe cries himself to sleep that night. HAHSKJDASKJD KIDDING BUT YEAH XIAOS PROLLY SO BLUNT ABT IT ???

AHHHH IM SCREAMING THATS SO ADORABLE ??!?!??! stop ur ask is literally giving me so much serotonin omg 😭 HELPPP HES SO OBVIOUS THAT HE'S GOT A CRUSH ON YOU LMAOOO KING IS DOWN BAD </3 aether messages him on the side like 'bro ur literally exposing urself' HSKAJDJKAS

XIAO WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS 😭😭😭 IM CRYING I CANT XIAO'S BLUNT HONESTY RUBBED OFF ON QIQI LMAOOAWDJKASKJDKJ

XIAO IS SO EMBARRASSED LMASKJASKJD ESPECIALLY AFTER CHAT STARTS TEASING HIM 😭 YES HU TAO DEF SPAMMED ABT IT TOO,,, SHES THE CAPTAIN OF THE XIAO X Y/N SHIP <3

BUT THEN you send xiao a donation which reads 'well xiao, what's your answer? bc personally i would LOVE to marry you <3' and xiao's brain short circuits 😭 qiqi is very confused as to why xiao buys her loads of coconut milk after that AHAHHASKDSKJ

RINNN would it be okay if i used the qiqi hc in one of the cynosure chapters? if not it's totally fine but it's so adorable i wanna incorporate it HAHSKJDJSK

also your hcs are a blessing on this earth pls keep sending them,,, you always send them when i need a serotonin boost SKJDSKJ are you a mind reader 🤨 LOL ily !!! <3 hope you're doing well bestie :D

[txdoroki]

@rluclan​ here’s your matchup xoxo

also we’re friends SHE ISNT THIS MEAN TO OTHER PPL PLS HAHAHA

it rlly took me a whole three days to start the actual writing 4 the event- BYEEE IM SO LAZY OMG

“hey mamacita😋😋i would like to be matchmade 😳

fun facts: i have a snake im garbage at texting back my best friend is dumb and gay but it’s alright<3

my hobbies are sleeping and playing video games and i’ve also recently gotten back into reading😏

i’m usually quiet and kinda awk around new people smh and when i’ve known them i’m mean and sarcastic ig🙄

idk my personality but i’m sure you do ;)

i’m a very picky eater i sleep somewhat early i like bad romcoms and im not very touchy but i am so touchstarved😞😞

i’d want to date someone who’s nice but can also joke and take a joke and someone who likes to hug 💕💕 🤤

i’m an enfp/infp but i also learn towards isfp idk gf i’m kinda struggling with figuring it out

i don’t care if i get matched with dudes or girls i think both are pretty rad

and another thing id like to include is that i really hate you a lot 😊”

mamACITA BYEE OMG- yes i’m dumb and gay what about it loser

 i think you’d be a good match with-

denki kaminari

you both are the type of person to poke fun at whoever you’re dating, but also demand affection two seconds later. he’d probably try and hold your snake but the SECOND he moves denki shoves him into your hands like HELPPPP cuz it freaks him out. you both love video games, so he’d probably challenge you to pvp games and try and beat you so he can “brag” (which is more just him saying haha i beat you loser) about it. whenever you’re not responding, he just runs to your dorm and pounds on your door like lemme in!! i want hugs!!!  you guys would 100% make fun of bakugou and everyone else together, light-hearted but still funny asf. whenever you two have sleepovers he demands you to read bedtime stories to him.

eijirou kirishima

in my head, he is the hug master, AND YOU BOTH ARE SIMILAR, soooo yes. i feel like he’s kinda extroverted, so whenever you’re being awk and such, he’d swoop in like yea i’m manly, helping my girlfriend out! :D! he’d prob be scared of your snake too, but he rlly doesn’t want to be scared of him so he holds him EVERY time you hangout together. oh my- well i don’t think you’ll be very touch starved with hug god kiri around. his love language is touch and quality time i’m thinkin, so he’d really love to snuggle with you on your bed and watch dumb movies on your laptop.