#I AM NOT IMMUNE TO CUTE MOTHMAN

[pokimoko]

(quietly, but with feeling) ✨paws ✨

[mizu-writes-kumo]

Kurance BuzzFeed unsolved au. Lance is a believer who visits multiple reportedly haunted and demon infested locations in order to find proof for existence of supernatural and even hunts for cryptid even though he is scared shitless by all of them. Kuron is a sceptic who is having the time of his life cause it's all hilarious. They also talk about crimes that have actually happened, that are mysterious and remain unsolved and aliens. Unbeknownst to Lance, Kuron is a demon in disguise

-Reads the first part-  Oh YES! -reads the middle - Wait where is the…-reads the end- ah…there it is!  Yes this is quality content!

Alright, so Lance started his show out originally with Hunk.  And while the first few episodes doing rather okay online, Hunk was just to squeamish and not interested in talking about haunted places and murders, much less going to them, so Lance had to find someone else.  He found Kuron, just some guy he had done a few videos with in past at their company.  He knows Kuron is a crazy skeptic for a lot supernatural things, and just done for talking about weird crap, not to mention they have good on screen chemistry.

After the first show with Kuron, well it was like boom the found the right flow of things for the show.  Just a total fit all around.  Kuron is always down for the juicy details of whatever crime stuff Lance presents for the show, and he likes jabbing and weird details or lack of cop skills, and discussing theories (unless it’s about aliens, get that shit out of here Lance you sound crazy).  And when they talk about the supernatural stuff, oh Kuron will not budge on his stance of not existing, like to an amazing degree.  While Lance is just like “It’s really, I am scared, but I will prove it to you. So lets go to X,Y, and Z!”

Completely unknown to Lance, Kuron is just a straight up demon, and knows all the shit that Lance says is real.  But he doesn’t want him to have the satisfaction of being right, because human’s are annoying when they find out they are right about something.  But it’s not like he can’t have fun at the same time. Kuron’s mere presences scares a majority of the supernatural away, cryptid just generally avoid him, cause they don’t want to mess with that, they got other problems.  So most of the places Lance takes him clear out of all activity, leaving it open for Kuron  to be the biggest little shit about everything.  He flicks lights with his powers, messes with the EKG machines, moves shit, broadcasts his dominance over other demons while trying to drag Lance into it, or just randomly scream to get a reaction out of Lance.  And yeah, most of the time Lance loses all of his shit, and it’s hilarious.  But it also doesn’t give Lance proof of stuff.

Eventually they just kind of start dating, and Kuron still pulls Lance’s leg with supernatural shit.  Because it’s just fun to scare his human boyfriend.  That and viewers love it, when he is like “Don’t worry babe, I’ll protect you.” And lets Lance hug his side for protection. The mothman episode is a hit, because Kuron is straight up jealous when Lance is like complimenting the butt of Mothman’s statue, and being like “I would date him given the chance”.  Kuron totally straight up fought Mothman that evening and won like a boss.  And Lance was all confused as to why Kuron had a bloody lip the next day they were shooting, and Kuron like “I was fighting a bitch ass month that’s what happen.”  (”You just tripped and fell, didn’t you?”  Like dead straight into the camera “Yup…just tripped and fell”)

And yeah, there is hugely popular fan theory that Kuron is a demon, which Kuron loves so so much.  Lance finds it’s pretty hilarious too, mostly because Kuron is so soft and loving towards him, even when he is teasing Lance and scaring him, that he is like “they are so wrong, you are too much of a softy to be a demon.”  (”What’s that suppose to mean?!”  “You cried over a kitten yesterday.”  “It was black and tiny!  I’m not immune to cute things like some kind a monster!”)

In the end though, Lance does find out Kuron is a demon, and just calls him an asshole, while Kuron is just like “An asshole you love, sweetheart!”

Also that also means Kuron makes up some insane story about a hot dog that Lance hates to no end at the end of their discussion videos.  And I just imagine he tries to see how far he can take it, before like someone other than Lance tells him to stop.

[ghosty-schnibibit]

late amnesty liveblog because my sleep schedule has betrayed me :P

i've scheduled this liveblog to come out around 10:00 am on friday, but as i'm typing this it's around three in the morning. summer has utterly fucked my sleeping schedule lmao, i literally went to bed around 6:00 am yesterday and didn't wake up until a little before 4:00 pm... which is about a normal amount of time to sleep for me tbh, just at a wack time. oi vae. i’m going to try and get to bed a little earlier tonight, but i had to get this done now so i didn’t have to avoid tumblr altogether for fear of spoilers while me and my parents are driving to IKEA tomorrow :P

i've been procrastinating listening to the new ep all day because of well, the same reason i tend to procrastinate listening to every new ep of amnesty: i'm scared as fuck for all of these characters and a lil bit nervous about how griffin intends to unify all the disparate plot threads in a way i wasn't during balance. i'd say that nervousness is less of a product of me being distrustful in the boys’ abilities and more a product of me binging all of balance over the course of a month and only catching up in time for reunion tour, aka when all the main mystery threads were either solved or would be in the next few eps. also, ngl, still a little shaken by ned's death, along with how bloody the last arc was in general and what that means going forward vis a vis character mortality. please griffin, all i ask is that you don’t kill off duck and aubrey, p l e a s e

tl;dr: my sleep schedule is fucked and i'm a nervous wreck about fictional characters, what else is new lol? anyways, onto the liveblog!

the description is probably the least terrifying of the last five or six 

"how's the scene doing?" "lil cold" i caught that pun trav

MY BOY :D

griffin what the fuck

good to know indrid isn't at fault lmao

aww duck :'(

"what a delight" bless

the heathcliff is out of the bag

indrid you dramatic twink jfc

i really love these moments of just... pure dialogue

q u e l l

"why did you invoke submarines?" ilu aubrey

... you're not really being helpful here drid

i love thacker so much holy shit

yep, all bummers sums it up pretty well :|

a very finely feathered cast lol

minerva's voice is so similar to indrid’s jesus

i only know of minority report through the lost in adaptation ep on it lmao

well that's not great

"our- well, your world technically" aww indrid

aubrey you dummy ilu

i forgot kirby was there lol

i need fic of aubrey and thacker watching movies together and getting him caught up to modern day, i don't even like the mcu and i want that fic

d u c k m a n

JESUS CHRIST INDRID

what was that noise clint???

indeed quite zany lol

which one of them is clicking their computer mouse a bunch???

"gotta getchu a sword" leo ilu

i know there's gonna be fanart of that lmao

ooooh, new music! very good new music!

yes please keep the together party after splitting it caused so much heartache and literal death last arc 

i love thacker's dad energy so much, can't wait to see how that plays out

"WHY ARE THEY SITTING IN RUBBLE" ilu trav

sammiches c:

keith is just d o n e

i just remembered the throwaway line from the last arc about hollis being into saturday night dead and got sad :(

JESUS THACKER

i need fic of thacker interacting with the baby hornets, i need it so bad

duck you cannot just spring all this on them

"my friend the mothman" D U C K

YUP, you need to roll for that

that's better than failure! that's not complete failure!

JAKE! JAKE! JAKE!

OH MY GOD THAT'S SO FUCKING CUTE

they're in it for jake :')

i’m so excited for the new graphic novel!!! hopefully i will have enough money to buy it ha haaaaa for real tho i have no money or autonomy

ghost dewey! :D

who does he need to talk to? pigeon maybe?

that was so good clint! i loved it :D

WHAT THE FUCK, DUCK NEWTON

i know i've said it like eighty times but thacker's peak dad energy is absolute gold and i'm super happy we get to see him interact with juno again after how adorable their last scene was :)

"gross" bless travis

oooh no, i'm getting bad vibes

i have never heard milanos pronounced that way in my entire life

i have to hide mine from my dad lmao

WHO IS CLICKING

thacker you sound like the goddamn unibomber could you please be more forthright about what the plan is

hmm... here's a fun question: did thacker inherit ned's spent luck???

well that answers that lol

i love juno so goddamn much

sensors? stealth could be an option

why is she so scared? like aubrey brought her coworker back to life, i personally would not be afraid of her murdering me after that

"no one needs to go to chicago" ilu aubrey

federal paperwork is an absolute bastard

some monday what???

"well i don't care for the tone!" aubrey ilu

that's a good way to put it :/

WHY IS DEWEY IN THE CLOSET

s p e c t r a l  m o m

well dewey is immune to death sooo...

ned was one of aubrey’s best friends... even after everything that happened she still called him one of her best friends... travis you've made me cry ; _ ;

PLEASE MAGIC TRAVIS DICE SHE HAS NO MORE LUCK TO BURN

damn this really is a wild ass scenario isn't it

"you're melting my fucking brain" pfff

thank you clint, i completely forgot too

travis is the irl voidfish lmao

i love dewey so much

"can't kill me twice, i think" i hope dewey can't double die lol

d u c k o l a s

why did you go to buffy and winthrop duck??? why did you want to talk to these weird edward and lydia reskins duck?????

yeah that feels right

okay, it's griffin clacking on his mouse

playing what???

THE WHAT

WHAT ARE YOU PLAYING AT, JUSTIN MCELROY

DUCK WHAT THE FLYING FUCK ARE YOU DOING I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON

i love justin's triumphant laugh so much

i mean i already mentally associated them with the wonderland liches so this isn't much of a jump  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

griffin what on earth is this

"that's it, that's all the latin there is" i wish lmao

THE SHADOW BRETHEREN

we are... so screwed lmao

this was very good! this ep kept up the trend of funnier interactions from the last ep and i’m grateful for it after how sad the past arc was. i am still very worried but i’m happy we’re seeing a lot of npcs that we hadn’t gotten back to in a while just to make sure they’re okay. pretty much anything else i had to say is summed up by the mini rant i made before listening above lol. 

see y’all next right thursday!!!