#I AM GNAWING ON THE BARS OF MY ENCLOSURE

[baddybaddyadardaddy]

UM EXCUSE?????!?!?!?!??!?!

Y'ALL HALP.

I'M-

[SPOILERS]

CHILDREN. HE PROMISED ADAR CHILDREN. HEADCANON LOCKED LOADED AND CONFIRMED

@catz4ever @eowyn7023 @bigblissandlove1 @orehuna @toddthekiwibird @mylovelylittleobsessions @plotdesigner

[anotherbummer]

blah blah blitzø this stolas that yeah yeah we get it THE HUMANS CREATED A WORKING PORTAL TO HELL WHAT

[wilfywarfy]

I can't wait to pick up Dave from his universe and place him into my silly little Ego Manor that has over 20 people living in it, the likes of which include multiversal anomalies, serial killers, and robots :3

[mistakes-have-been-made]

I haven't thought about this too too much but at the same time I have??? (I am very much thinking of a studio investigrave tma au)

Ok basically I can't decide if I just want to plop all of them down in the magnus archives as in which character would be who etc.

OR- what would a statement look like from all of them?? Because if you've played ANY of these games and you KNOW tma you know how close some of these fuckers are to each other

Elevator hitch in specific has SO SO SOOOOOOOOO much potential for a tma au because it REEKS of avatars. For example; how every time you ask co-worker for his name he says a different name each time (very stranger coded). Or how normal guy on the 9th floor sits in a chair in the sky (vast coded and he reminds me of Simon Fairchild a lot). And the elevator itself being spiral coded as it is plus other avatars from different floors. Like come on, at this point I'm expecting to witness a brutal pipe murder from one of the floors (ykyk).

Please please my thinker has so many ideas.

[ @ghosts-in-season TY TO THIS SILLY FOR ENABLING ME TO SPEAK AAAAAAAAAAAAH]

[chalkbird]

the magnus protocol episode 8 - running on empty SPOILERS

liminal space discussion

distorted people

cannibalism 🥰

note: see me

magnus institute gifted kids program??

here's how jongerry can still win

"MY GRANDSON"

"i like them :D" - "of course you do 😑"

GEORGIE BARKER MENTIONED 🗣️

[rimzieiei]

kavetham skating au thoughts (aka an unhinged ramble with very poor grammar)

i have always been a massive lover of ice skating aus, and recently i found a couple kavetham ones !! but what i found reeeealllly irritated me .

kaveh was always the figure skater, and alhaitham was always the hockey player

SO, hi i play hockey and first of all alhaitham would NEVER survive a hockey locker room, they reek so bad and are loud as FUCK . i have a teammate that wears headphones in the lockeroom and STILL they arent enough . NEXT point on alhaitham not working with hockey, its a very do first think later sport (i know thats most sports but yeaaah) . alhaitham is more of a think first THEN do something kinda guy, i feel like he wouldnt mesh well ?? finally, alhaitham is very do it yourself . he relies mostly on himself, and rarely works with others unless he has to . you cant win a hockey game all by yourself !! ANYWSYS,, im not a figure skater, but i feel like figure skating would fit alhaitham way better . its naturally a more quiet and calm sport (no pucks, sticks, heavy gear), and its waay more think then do . you practice youre routine over and over then you perform . something something DO YOU SEE MY VISION

NOW . kavehs turn ! kaveh could be a figure skater, but i wholeheartedly believe hockey suits him better (notprojecting notprojecting) . hockey is violent snf fast, just like kavehs emotions . its also a team sport (figure skating is not really, you interact with others but not really enough for it to be a real team ?? figure skaters correct me if im worng) kaveh is a social butterfly and he would do way better in a sport where he would have friends rather than be all alone !!

i dont have as much for kaveh being a hockey player as compared to alhaitham being a figure skater but please hear me out on my final vision:

cyno and kaveh on the same hockey team

alhaitham and tighnari as figure skaters

[birdshoes]

cause of death: neil newbon’s slutty little con outfits

[unfried-mouth-wheat]

crying sobbing screaming holding myself back from imagining the Wittebros and the Wittegrims as Welsh.

[dykelizard]

MUTANT MAYHEM TRAILER MUTANT MAYHEM TRAILER MUTANT MAYHEM TRAILER MUTANT MAYHEM TRAILER MUTANT MAYHEM TRAILER MUTANT MAYHEM TRAILER MUTANT MAYHEM TRAILER MUTANT MAYHEM TRAILER THEYRE SO FUCKING SHAPED THEIR LITTLE TEENAGE VOICES IM GOING INSANE I LOVE THEM

[corbcro]

[on-the-river-lethe]

and so what if that school just told me early if i was accepted or not, what about that 👉👈

[lousolversons]

Dev Patel in MONKEY MAN (2024)

[sentientsky]

words by Trista Mateer

do you think i care for you so little that betraying me would make a difference?

[sluttyenthusiast]

Augh I need Pornstar!Patrick

He's older, mid 30's, but he's one of the best from his company.

He watches from the side as the casting director interviews you. The camera man adjusts the camera and zooms in on you, focusing on you as you squirm on the dingy casting couch.

Patrick watches as the director asked if you ever been fucked by an older man, and he groans from behind the scenes when you shake your head, muttering that you've never been fucked at all.

Patrick shouldn't be close to cumming in his pants at the freshly 20 year old girl in front of him, but he can't wait to get a piece of you.

You look so cute sitting there, with your wide, doe eyes as you look at Patrick as the director explains what's going to happen, and Patrick wonders how such a sweet, obedient little thing like you got here.

And he knows once he fucks you, he won't be able to stop 😵‍💫 😵‍💫😵‍💫

[wh0re4elliewilliams]

Theres something bout death stranding shirt that makes me go FERALLL

[lucien-calore]

THIS CLARK WITH THIS BRUCE