#I AM EXCITE!

[sleepynegress]

Everything about this... I scream.

I think this is the first Indigenous vampire I've ever seen?!

They made Olrox Indigenous and he's voiced by Zahn McClarnon, whom I adore:

Elizabeth Bathory (voice by Franka Potente) is a vampire up in this bitch?! (but of course) The animation is top-tier... giving me all drama and delicious beautiful violence I need... And baby, Annette is voiced by Thuso Mbedu?! I am. shaking. NETFLIX PAY YOUR ANIMATORS, WRITERS, AND VOICE ACTORS!!!

[underwaterbanshee]

Moms are complicated Pinocchio says. She is the only mother figure I have.

Why does my mother always have to die? Cinderella asks as she chafes under a cruel Step-Mother who is the only mother figure she has during the most formative years of her life. I live so many versions of the same but different story with the same but different people.

Snow is a great mage. Just like her Step-Mother, the Evil Queen.

My mother was very kind and very beautiful Rosamond, the Sleeping Beauty says wistfully, and she doesn’t see the kind and beautiful woman devoured while she’s hidden away in a closet.

I always think about my Grandmother says Red. She is never far from me. 

Mothers are complicated. She asks a lot of me but gives me a lot in return Pinocchio says right before he cuts himself free from all the Step-Mothers in all the realms in all the worlds before leaving the Neverafter through a Golden Door.

[scintillatingshortgirl19]

i am sooooo close to posting my first house fic (about to copy and paste into ao3!) but due to the length of it i am dreading the task of going through all the italicized words and deleting the extra spaces from that damn ao3 glitch 😭

[sequentialprophet]

Idk guys, this got some heelish vibes

[tetrisfr]

EGG: OBTAINED

[alicewhimzy]

Hey, guess wut?

ITS THE SPOOKY MONTH!!!

🍫🐦‍⬛🎃👻😈😱🕷️👾🍭🌕🐈‍⬛🍬

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Expertise can't help you here.

[obsob]

i am a being capable of immeasurable love and whimsy

[maria-tries]

autumn kitties to greet the -ber months 🎃

[mrgaretcarter]

HER BRAIN

[swordy-da-goat]

joining a fandom late has some pros

edit: this was a crappily rushed comic i made in 10 minutes. why is it getting so much traction.

[firstfullmoon]

Jackie Sabbagh, “Having a Great Time Being Transgender in America Lately”

[tiger-grace]

Superman: I haven’t seen you at the watchtower for a while. Where have you been the last few weeks, Batman?

Bruce: Rehab.

Superman, worriedly: Oh, I’m so sorry- I never knew you struggled with that. If you don’t mind me asking, what for?

Bruce, grimacing as he watches public footage of Signal and Red Hood starting a dumpster fire out of Pro-Joker merch: ..adoption.

[dekariosclan]

Larian Studios in 2029: As always we continue to improve the romance experience in Baldur’s Gate 3! See below for some of the changes coming with Patch #43:

— You now have the ability to argue about your tax returns with your spouse

— Fixed an issue where the game would freeze while you & your partner were shopping at the IKEA in Baldur’s Gate

— If you opted to have children, you must now pass a DC 30 check in order to have the energy to stay awake past 9:45 pm

— If partnered with Gale and living in Waterdeep, you can now discuss whose family you will be spending next Waukeentide with (*note, not an option with a Dark Urge character)

[stuck-in-jelly]

Kabru honey how the FUCK where they supposed to know the money they donated was gonna go to an illegal goods ring be so fucking for real 😭