#I AM COOKING ‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥

[sawdusst]

ok ok ok hear me out

what if the best 8 of splatsville were secret agents 👁️👁️

man i really hope they come back in coroika as this unstoppable agent team that would be so cool

there's a coroika spy au cooking in my brain like a fine stew (I literally just came up with it this morning)

[distraughtlesbian]

sorry for speaking my truth it will happen again. i think my main issue with valax’s redemption arc is literally just that there’s never a moment where the mc gets to actually talk to her about what she did—there’s not really a cathartic conversation, so valax and mc moving past what she did to them feels less like forgiveness and redemption and more like an agreement to ignore the elephant in the room

like sure we got to talk about our trauma (in chapter 17 of 20. lol. lmao, even) to the party, but valax wasn’t present for that?? and like, sure, she says once that she is sorry “for the pain she caused [them]”, but there’s a difference Tew Me between “sorry for hurting you ig ✌️😗” and actually being like “yeah, i abducted you and forced you into a magically induced coma and stole your blood and robbed you of a full year of your life and repeatedly tried to murder you, to say nothing of the grief i caused your loved ones. i did all that shit and i’m sorry for it and deeply regret it, and i acknowledge that you don’t owe me forgiveness, but i will spend the rest of my life working to build a better world for my people instead of being my mother’s pawn”, and a difference between “my mother is unhappy with me for saving you :(” and actually like, giving the mc space to talk about the impact of her actions towards them. like girl you are not getting out of this shit with one sentence’s worth of apology and a sex scene lmfao!!!

during the first half or so of the book the focus for mc is not falling the fuck apart bc they have a friend group to tentatively piece together and they’re averse to showing fear in front of valax, so they’re repressing all their trauma—and by the time valax joins the party, the narrative has gone full Valax Cool And Good mode, and fully allows you to flirt with her and tease her and generally stops taking her seriously as an antagonist. which would be all fine and good if we had actually at any point gotten to be like, “hey, you abducting me and keeping me in a magically induced coma and stealing my blood and trying to kill me has actually caused me a lot of lasting fear and pain,” followed by some set of choices wrt forgiving or not forgiving her for all that in light of the revelation that she did all that shit bc her mom tortured and brainwashed her

like why are my friends more pissed off about the time this bitch abducted me and did evil little experiments on me than i am. free valax she did all that shit bc of her mommy issues but i should’ve gotten to call her a cunt just once. pb stop making all your mcs generals in the idgaf war challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

[maximumeffort69]

imagine a blueberry and vanilla batman milkshake, real blueberries, whipped cream, and white chocolate bat sprinkles dyed to be yellow, plus limited edition holographic batman cup that has a clear bottom with the bat symbol at the bottom so you can clean the cup out and turn it into the bat signal with a flashlight or something

and then a straw topper of the batman logo

[cryptidteaparty]

Chat....I have a driving test tomorrow, and I also have two English assignments due.

I'm not gonna be in school....I think I'm cooked...

[zee-nith]

GO AWAY. THIS IS SLANDER AND TREACHERY I hope Villain Deku comes for you 💔

it's the first of the month, which means happy villain deku day to @zee-nith and anyone else who celebrates 😝🤞

[yourlocalbadgerscales]

Rest in peace James Potter, you would have loved saying “What the skibidi”, “I am the rizzer” and “Chat, am I cooked?” 24/7

Rest in peace Sirius Black, you would have loved saying that Remus is “the alpha” and “OOOH🗣️IT’S🔥COLD🥶IN‼️HERE💯” 24/7

Rest in peace Peter Pettigrew, you would have loved saying “What the sigma”, “skibidi toilet” and “only in Ohio” 24/7

Rest in peace, Remus Lupin. Finally. Peace and quiet, away from your friends who consume brain rot on a daily basis.

[starrycourtss]

WHEN I TELL YOU THIS PPV IS FUCKING COOKING TONIGHT 🔥🔥 FROM THE MATCH CARD, TO THE CROWD, TO THE COMMENTATORS, AEW ARE SERVING TONIGHT AND I AM LOVING EVERY MINUTE OF IT‼️‼️

[tired-all-the-time22]

I am cooking‼️‼️🔥

[mondaymelon]

ignore the fact i disappeared that was simple winter hibernation ( still sick and coughing out my lungs btw )

for a basically nonexistent context it’s currently 1:50 am my paper is literally just on my mattress hello hard surface who and this is the most abhorrent lighting and i COOKED (dubious) 🔥🔥🔥‼️🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🌶️🌶️✨🌶️😋😋🌶️😋😋🥺🥺💖💖✨✨

one of my ocs grgrggrjekslalksj I need to talk about them more on here nyways yeah uhm bye read the tags thanks

[mercymermaid]

i never made my live reaction to taking back fazbear's, and i just watched virus, so a two-in-one

holyyyyyy shit this series is a wild fucking ride

cut for spoilers obviously

time to watch taking back fazbear's

“you guys are a lot shorter in person” nate you are my favorite man

okay so i wasn’t gonna make a reaction thing. but.

“i am not a taxi driver for a bunch of puppets” THE FUCKING. UBER THING. FROM THE OG MUSICAL. FBAHEHJKFAJKHRVSSKHRJVJKHDRV “i’m the uber driver for a bunch of puppets 🥰🥰”

oh my god and he like worked at the pizza place back in the day in the og musical

oooooough why did i put off watching this? because i knew i would need to rant

i recognize that blood and tears piano

damn okay baby you have some insane anger issues but tbf can’t blame you

“glad i’ll never see them again” oh sweetie

uhhhhhh lhhhhh we’re losing the camerasssss

“something’s in there with them” so i want you to take a look at this series elizabeth and tell me why you think that is a revolutionary realization

“what if we’re the only ones left” NO BONNIE DON’T GIVE UP HOPE BABY

together we are fnaf ahh moment

THIS IS OUR MOMENT 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

top 10 rappers eminem is afraid to diss

oh my god all the og musical references like the guy through a wall and fake names and the pictures on the wall like mark with a mangle mask and afton and mark nate and aj following freddy and super freddy and aj being killed and the flamethrower chainsaw and springtrap chasing bb

HECK NO 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

LET HIM COOK

bonnie babes you didn’t get the memo

“we’re taking back fazbear’s” but they got soloed by glitchtrap in web of lies which is why they’re here in the first place

PUPPETTTTTTT

what did bonnie just call elizabeth it sounded like uwuzabeth

don’t do magnets kids

a little less commentary this episode it seems

SPRINGTRAP MY BOY WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOU

I’M FREDDY FAZBEAR AND THIS IS MY RESTARAUNT

EAT THAT

THE BOMB THE BOMB

still curious about what the fuck afton was trying to do

is he trying to destroy evidence of him murdering everyone??? and cut off his hands so they can’t trace it or smth…….?

i thought the bomb was gonna go off i didn’t see the one 💀

uh oh is that glitchtrap or afton in the bg

WAIT

IS HE GONNA EXPLODE SPRINGTRAP?? WHAT DID HE DO TO YOU WILLIAM

oh he got grabbed that’s glitchtrap because somebody CUT HIS HANDS OFF

my big bunny eyeballs

ouch that stings coming from a chicken in a bib 💅💅🧚🧚✨✨

YOUR STYLE SUCKS

tough crowd

AT LEAST ONCE MORE 🗣️🗣️‼️‼️

now i’m curious.. how many times do i have to kill you?

as much as he’s an asshole, glitch kinda slays

FREDDY NO

they’re so cooked

so much for “no commentary” huh

babes what is a drill gonna do

oh wait it’s gonna disassemble glitchtrap im dumb

DAMN OKAY SHE DIDN’T DESERVE THAT

YEAH PUPPET EAT THAT BBGGGGGG

why does the puppet have to die so many goddamn times in this series he cannot catch a BREAK

that is the face of a woman who just watched her first death

YOU CANT DO THAT CLIFFHANGER WTF

oh before that chat i cannot wait to see afton again and begging for mark to return

ugh

for a treat i’ll live react to the bloopers

maybe even an aj origin story

flop

BUCKLE UP KIDS WE’RE GOING TO FAZTOWN

VRRRRRRRRR

why is foxy tweaking out

balloon boy is an icon for ruining every shot

nate looks so done

that stapler shot did sound painful

CLANG GET OUT OF MY WAY

i honestly would not be able to keep it together if i had to have a fight scene with the plate thing

“no one cooks like he does” did we forget about foxy

radio shack? ….. radio shack??

yeah this isn’t so much commentary anymore but ohhhhnwellllll

and now virus

okay actually watching the latest fnafmusical installment bc im slow and stupid

baby jumpscare

are we back on the haircut thing again glitchtrap is there something you wanna share with the class

"speaking of doing things to you-"

hold on

hold in

holding n

hold on

IM SORRY

THAT WAS HENRY????

WILLIAM WAS HENRY??????

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO WILLIAM

LAST THING I EXPDCGED WTF

OH HEBRY KILLED HIM???? HELP?????

god this thing must trigger matpat to the ends of the earth

he's been real itchy

DAMN glitch you are not family piss off

OH GLIRCHTRAP WAS WILL'S THERAPY???? OH MY GOD

HELP???? glitch babes wtf are you on kidnapping a child to use as a standin kid is crazy shit

okay glitchtrap kinda has a point like.. he's ai what the hell did will use to train him

"you're evil!" "you humans throw that word around a lot. i didn't really understand the concept at first, but the more i watched you sniveling skinbags, all your lies and hypocrisy and corruption, the more i embraced it." HE COOOKEDDDDD

glitchtrap solo song????

he's actually kinda right

okay nevermind

"you're a computerized psychopath!" "and you're killing the mood, girl scout!" BFAHHAHAHAAAA

okay tbf i see where he's coming from but like he was trained on this so-called evil so he's not any more innocent than humanity

this song slaps

okay edgelord what did william do to you

LEAVE LIZ ALONE DAMN YOU'RE GIVING HER TWENTY CONCUSSIONS

AND MAN WILL ENDURE THE DEATH OF A VIRUS AT THE HANDS OF THEEEE CUUUURRREEEEEEEE

DID HE QUOTE NATE FROM THE OG HAHAHAAAAAAA

let's save the head is crazy

GET HIS ASS SPRINGTRAP

oh nevermijd

LEAVE SPRING ALONE

DAMNN OH MY GOD

HE IS SMOKING HE IS NOT GOOD AS NEW OR BETTER

NO

SPRINGTRAP MY BABY

GO FREDDY

oh okay comfort springtrap

OH NMY GOD SPRING

"what's gotten into you?!" "ME 👹"

FREDDY PLEASE MAIN CHARACTER YOUR WAY OUT OF THIS

OH HE'S COOKED

IS THAT BAVY

BABY

NO

THE PUPPET

YESSSSS GO PUPPET

"SOMEBODY KILL THAT BEAR" DAMN BRO CHILLLL

GO LIZ

"lead by example, i guess" glitchtrap you are my favorite character despite being an asshole you are so so so quotable

"it's six am somewhere" point secured

I PAUSED TO WRITE THAT JUST AS LIZ SWUNG THE VACUUM BFAHAHHAHAAAAA

LIZ YOU GENIUS ILYSM

"is the night shift always this crazy?!" "eh, we have fun here" freddy fazbear's, everyone

handle this is WILD

"SHE'S HAVING MY BABIES" BONNIE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

BONNIE OH MY GOD YOU ICON

i love bonnie he distracted him very well

glitchtrap's voice just got twinkified those are not sounds of pain those are moans oh my god

DAMNNNNNN. OKAY LIZZZZZ

PH SHE FAILED

DUMB BITCH

"that's pretty flipping gnarly, even for me" let's not forget you zapped vanny out of existence, ordered the death of freddy fazbear, and tried to beat liz to death

OH MY GOD

HELLO

WHAT

THE CAR?

THE BOMB???

NO SHOT THAT WAS THE ENDING WTAF THAT IS THE MOST DIABOLICAL CLIFFHANGER YET OH MY GOD

BABY'S HERE

BUT SO IS THE BOMB

WHAT FNAF 6 BULLSHIT IS THIS

henry really is staying true to canon by blowing everything up ig

god i cannot wait for the full musical supercut ohhhhh my god the little glimpse is hurting me oh my god oh my god oh my god how did a little shitpost musical turn into the most cinematic series of my life oh my god

time to watch the bloopers to cope

WAIT

SO IF PHONE GUY IS HENRY AND NOT WILLIAM

IS SPRINGTRAP ACTUALLY WILLIAM?

bc i had a running joke when i first saw web of lies, that matpat must be crying bc all the characters that are william afton are all separate characters

purple guy is his own self obviously

glitchtrap, with how the mimic turned out happening, is obviously not william anyway

and now phone guy is actually henry

is springtrap gonna save the day

[smashorpassobjects2]

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[joonie7007]

Starting YOU and my god!? Joe would literally be a housewife but also a work husband… / bro already wears apron so it’s an automatic win for the ogs

He would just treat you like a porcelain doll now thinking about it he would do that to all of his past lovers just like the old man ( I forgot his name ..) fragile things need to be protected? I for.. xp

He WOULD do everything for you ..

Yandere joe Goldberg x reader that scene from ep 2 when yall first kiss that man would've creamed his pants-

Nah cuz if he was with me ill slap that big ahh forehead the only way showing my affection to him faxx 🗣️🗣️‼️‼️🔥🔥 ( love my short/ big forehead kinggg )

Not only that l'd rather spend 8 seconds with Joe than with that hipster dude (I wanted to rko slam him myself ) and why is it always girls and literature (50 shades / After ) and I get this is the first season but beck girl u stressing me out

LOVE IT when she stands up for herself 👏🏼

If you watch this show and get your first apartment ☑️curtains get that on ur checklist

Also I wish I had girlfriends to share bout guys and all that bullcrap ( peach a h8ter fr🙄 ) nvm they all fakies

I’m writing as I go ( ep 6 rn )

BUT MY GOD PEACH IS INSANE

(Prob just me but imagining yourself as peach friend especially how she takes lewd photos without your consent/ making you follow her wherever she goes and ruins any potential relationship you try to get into * ifykyk

I’ll add more cuz this isn’t how I wanted it ( fixed? )

Rereading this my god it’s sloppy butt I needed to write my thoughts before my mind explodes

☝️🤓

Would this song fit Joe Goldberg ❓❓ am I cooking or am I dying from a gas leak 🗣️🗣️‼️‼️

[aurae-rori]

YES I have read your fic actually it’s such a banger.. it made me so ill (positive). All ur descriptions and introspection done really well fr, The ratio writer ever ‼️‼️

and also, speaking of songs inspiring fics, I’ve been listening to abbey by mitski on repeat while brainstorming my ratio is ruan Mei’s creation fic (which I am unfortunately fighting for my life against because I have such a specific vision)… it’s very ratio to me in terms of what I’m planning for my fic I like to think :P

-🔥

I'M SO SORRY IT TOOK ME A DAY TO GET BACK TO THIS, but thank you sm for your kind words kjashdklgjkajgh :D

OH? I'M LISTENING TO THE VOICES... I'M LISTENING... KEEP COOKING TELL ME MORE I REALLY FUCKING LOVE THAT CONCEPT

[dylan-rodrigues]

ep. 5

This poor browbeaten manager. The puppy sound effects are appropriate.

If you think about it, I guess Ri-ta really is Do-ha's toxic ex, so manager puppy man isn’t wrong.

Of course it's a 19th life reincarnation. 2023 is the year of people living their 19th lives.

"when will my husband come back the war" but he's not your husband (yet?) but the guy you've sworn to kill and kinda falling for

Nothing says romance like keeping your girl alive thru lotus seeds and laboured metaphors

What is the lawyer man cooking ‼️⁉️🔥🔥🗣️🗣️

Younghwa is a genuinely nice person. Look at her shooting her career in the foot so a terminally ill man can go in peace.

Oof she patientzoned him. can’t tell if that’s worse than Soon-deuk son-zoning Rowoon.

That has to be the dumbest criminal... Imagine writing a suicide note and giving it to the guy trying to get rid of the evidence (you are the evidence)

No, not Sigmund Freud 😭😭 Who knew the Freudster would help a 1500yo toxic couple have a classic kdrama romantic moment (the Big Sig would have a field day with these two frfr. He would have diagnosed Do-ha with daddy issues and Young-hwa with hysteria)

That cannot be the same lady who's the dignified eldest daughter of Scholar Maeng 😭😭 I love this actress tho, she ate

Not manager tryna be a wingman, god he's so wholesome… bro is tryna hook up the ghost who threatens him 24/7

I could watch Doha prove all the Jun-oh haters wrong all day long

Im sorry, ghost Doha stalking child Young-hwa looks so goofy. Bro looks like a clothes hanger with a hanbok strung on it.

As for Do-ha not being able to beat the 1500 ghost allegations and now Young-hwa finding out about… I am seated and ready for the next episode. This drama has such a chokehold on me.

[aberfaeth]

I have wiped all critical thought from my brain. Fun battle. So much cool shit happened. I will think again next week and until then. Head empty only bits!

PRECISELY i am gonna stay deluded and believe they’ll pull it back next week 🙏💛 head empty only bits and also the beautiful beast of a fic jade and i are cooking on WATCH THIS SPACE 🫡‼️🔥

[kaz-playz]

I may or may not be plotting. But i am DEFINITELY COOKING ‼️‼️🔥‼️🔥🔥