#I AM COOKING ‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥

[sawdusst]

ok ok ok hear me out

what if the best 8 of splatsville were secret agents 👁️👁️

man i really hope they come back in coroika as this unstoppable agent team that would be so cool

there's a coroika spy au cooking in my brain like a fine stew (I literally just came up with it this morning)

[distraughtlesbian]

sorry for speaking my truth it will happen again. i think my main issue with valax’s redemption arc is literally just that there’s never a moment where the mc gets to actually talk to her about what she did—there’s not really a cathartic conversation, so valax and mc moving past what she did to them feels less like forgiveness and redemption and more like an agreement to ignore the elephant in the room

like sure we got to talk about our trauma (in chapter 17 of 20. lol. lmao, even) to the party, but valax wasn’t present for that?? and like, sure, she says once that she is sorry “for the pain she caused [them]”, but there’s a difference Tew Me between “sorry for hurting you ig ✌️😗” and actually being like “yeah, i abducted you and forced you into a magically induced coma and stole your blood and robbed you of a full year of your life and repeatedly tried to murder you, to say nothing of the grief i caused your loved ones. i did all that shit and i’m sorry for it and deeply regret it, and i acknowledge that you don’t owe me forgiveness, but i will spend the rest of my life working to build a better world for my people instead of being my mother’s pawn”, and a difference between “my mother is unhappy with me for saving you :(” and actually like, giving the mc space to talk about the impact of her actions towards them. like girl you are not getting out of this shit with one sentence’s worth of apology and a sex scene lmfao!!!

during the first half or so of the book the focus for mc is not falling the fuck apart bc they have a friend group to tentatively piece together and they’re averse to showing fear in front of valax, so they’re repressing all their trauma—and by the time valax joins the party, the narrative has gone full Valax Cool And Good mode, and fully allows you to flirt with her and tease her and generally stops taking her seriously as an antagonist. which would be all fine and good if we had actually at any point gotten to be like, “hey, you abducting me and keeping me in a magically induced coma and stealing my blood and trying to kill me has actually caused me a lot of lasting fear and pain,” followed by some set of choices wrt forgiving or not forgiving her for all that in light of the revelation that she did all that shit bc her mom tortured and brainwashed her

like why are my friends more pissed off about the time this bitch abducted me and did evil little experiments on me than i am. free valax she did all that shit bc of her mommy issues but i should’ve gotten to call her a cunt just once. pb stop making all your mcs generals in the idgaf war challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

[cryptidteaparty]

Chat....I have a driving test tomorrow, and I also have two English assignments due.

I'm not gonna be in school....I think I'm cooked...

[zee-nith]

GO AWAY. THIS IS SLANDER AND TREACHERY I hope Villain Deku comes for you 💔

it's the first of the month, which means happy villain deku day to @zee-nith and anyone else who celebrates 😝🤞

[yourlocalbadgerscales]

Rest in peace James Potter, you would have loved saying “What the skibidi”, “I am the rizzer” and “Chat, am I cooked?” 24/7

Rest in peace Sirius Black, you would have loved saying that Remus is “the alpha” and “OOOH🗣️IT’S🔥COLD🥶IN‼️HERE💯” 24/7

Rest in peace Peter Pettigrew, you would have loved saying “What the sigma”, “skibidi toilet” and “only in Ohio” 24/7

Rest in peace, Remus Lupin. Finally. Peace and quiet, away from your friends who consume brain rot on a daily basis.

[starrycourtss]

WHEN I TELL YOU THIS PPV IS FUCKING COOKING TONIGHT 🔥🔥 FROM THE MATCH CARD, TO THE CROWD, TO THE COMMENTATORS, AEW ARE SERVING TONIGHT AND I AM LOVING EVERY MINUTE OF IT‼️‼️

[tired-all-the-time22]

I am cooking‼️‼️🔥

[mondaymelon]

ignore the fact i disappeared that was simple winter hibernation ( still sick and coughing out my lungs btw )

for a basically nonexistent context it’s currently 1:50 am my paper is literally just on my mattress hello hard surface who and this is the most abhorrent lighting and i COOKED (dubious) 🔥🔥🔥‼️🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🌶️🌶️✨🌶️😋😋🌶️😋😋🥺🥺💖💖✨✨

one of my ocs grgrggrjekslalksj I need to talk about them more on here nyways yeah uhm bye read the tags thanks

[tododeku-or-bust]

Vetted by butterfly nu #1133

Vetted by @gazavetters, my number verified on the list is ( #230 )✅️

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Hello, I am Aya, 26 years old. I currently live in the northern besieged Gaza Strip. I am a mother of two children, my eldest daughter Sanaa, who is 5 years old, and my youngest son Wasfi, who is 3 years old.

We were displaced from our home 🏠at the beginning of the October 7 war. We were displaced to schools🏫 and relatives’ homes. We left our home under the bombing, fire belts, missiles and terrifying shells in the Zeitoun area. We did not take anything with us. We left our food, belongings and clothes and left our beautiful home. We have not returned to it until now. I appeal to everyone and ask you to help me. There is nothing. We lost everything we own, our home and my husband’s only job. My husband and I suffer daily from the problem of providing food and what we will feed our children today due to its high prices. All our food depends on canned food. My children always cry😭, wanting fruits, vegetables and eggs,🍅🍏 and my young son tells me, “Mama, I want to drink milk.🥛” I do not know how to respond to them. My young children have suffered greatly from the spread of pimples that left a disfiguring effect on their bodies, like burns. Also, The shortage of gas led us to use firewood🔥, nylon and brambles for baking and cooking.

With the arrival of winter, I do not know what to do. Even the clothes in the market are very expensive. I went to buy used clothes to warm my young children.

I hope everyone will donate even a little.i am confident that you will stand with me and support me until I achieve my goal and save my family 👩‍❤️‍👨from from the danger of war share my story. Everythings help.

Can you share some of my posts from time to time?🙏🇵🇸🇵🇸

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[smashorpassobjects2]

Vetted by butterfly nu #1133

Vetted by @gazavetters, my number verified on the list is ( #230 )✅️

https://gofund.me/05039d3d

Hello, I am Aya, 26 years old. I currently live in the northern besieged Gaza Strip. I am a mother of two children, my eldest daughter Sanaa, who is 5 years old, and my youngest son Wasfi, who is 3 years old.

We were displaced from our home 🏠at the beginning of the October 7 war. We were displaced to schools🏫 and relatives’ homes. We left our home under the bombing, fire belts, missiles and terrifying shells in the Zeitoun area. We did not take anything with us. We left our food, belongings and clothes and left our beautiful home. We have not returned to it until now. I appeal to everyone and ask you to help me. There is nothing. We lost everything we own, our home and my husband’s only job. My husband and I suffer daily from the problem of providing food and what we will feed our children today due to its high prices. All our food depends on canned food. My children always cry😭, wanting fruits, vegetables and eggs,🍅🍏 and my young son tells me, “Mama, I want to drink milk.🥛” I do not know how to respond to them. My young children have suffered greatly from the spread of pimples that left a disfiguring effect on their bodies, like burns. Also, The shortage of gas led us to use firewood🔥, nylon and brambles for baking and cooking.

With the arrival of winter, I do not know what to do. Even the clothes in the market are very expensive. I went to buy used clothes to warm my young children.

I hope everyone will donate even a little.i am confident that you will stand with me and support me until I achieve my goal and save my family 👩‍❤️‍👨from from the danger of war share my story. Everythings help.

Can you share some of my posts from time to time?🙏🇵🇸🇵🇸

see Aya's profile for more information ‼️

[joonie7007]

Starting YOU and my god!? Joe would literally be a housewife but also a work husband… / bro already wears apron so it’s an automatic win for the ogs

He would just treat you like a porcelain doll now thinking about it he would do that to all of his past lovers just like the old man ( I forgot his name ..) fragile things need to be protected? I for.. xp

He WOULD do everything for you ..

Yandere joe Goldberg x reader that scene from ep 2 when yall first kiss that man would've creamed his pants-

Nah cuz if he was with me ill slap that big ahh forehead the only way showing my affection to him faxx 🗣️🗣️‼️‼️🔥🔥 ( love my short/ big forehead kinggg )

Not only that l'd rather spend 8 seconds with Joe than with that hipster dude (I wanted to rko slam him myself ) and why is it always girls and literature (50 shades / After ) and I get this is the first season but beck girl u stressing me out

LOVE IT when she stands up for herself 👏🏼

If you watch this show and get your first apartment ☑️curtains get that on ur checklist

Also I wish I had girlfriends to share bout guys and all that bullcrap ( peach a h8ter fr🙄 ) nvm they all fakies

I’m writing as I go ( ep 6 rn )

BUT MY GOD PEACH IS INSANE

(Prob just me but imagining yourself as peach friend especially how she takes lewd photos without your consent/ making you follow her wherever she goes and ruins any potential relationship you try to get into * ifykyk

I’ll add more cuz this isn’t how I wanted it ( fixed? )

Rereading this my god it’s sloppy butt I needed to write my thoughts before my mind explodes

☝️🤓

Would this song fit Joe Goldberg ❓❓ am I cooking or am I dying from a gas leak 🗣️🗣️‼️‼️

[aurae-rori]

YES I have read your fic actually it’s such a banger.. it made me so ill (positive). All ur descriptions and introspection done really well fr, The ratio writer ever ‼️‼️

and also, speaking of songs inspiring fics, I’ve been listening to abbey by mitski on repeat while brainstorming my ratio is ruan Mei’s creation fic (which I am unfortunately fighting for my life against because I have such a specific vision)… it’s very ratio to me in terms of what I’m planning for my fic I like to think :P

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I'M SO SORRY IT TOOK ME A DAY TO GET BACK TO THIS, but thank you sm for your kind words kjashdklgjkajgh :D

OH? I'M LISTENING TO THE VOICES... I'M LISTENING... KEEP COOKING TELL ME MORE I REALLY FUCKING LOVE THAT CONCEPT

[dylan-rodrigues]

ep. 5

This poor browbeaten manager. The puppy sound effects are appropriate.

If you think about it, I guess Ri-ta really is Do-ha's toxic ex, so manager puppy man isn’t wrong.

Of course it's a 19th life reincarnation. 2023 is the year of people living their 19th lives.

"when will my husband come back the war" but he's not your husband (yet?) but the guy you've sworn to kill and kinda falling for

Nothing says romance like keeping your girl alive thru lotus seeds and laboured metaphors

What is the lawyer man cooking ‼️⁉️🔥🔥🗣️🗣️

Younghwa is a genuinely nice person. Look at her shooting her career in the foot so a terminally ill man can go in peace.

Oof she patientzoned him. can’t tell if that’s worse than Soon-deuk son-zoning Rowoon.

That has to be the dumbest criminal... Imagine writing a suicide note and giving it to the guy trying to get rid of the evidence (you are the evidence)

No, not Sigmund Freud 😭😭 Who knew the Freudster would help a 1500yo toxic couple have a classic kdrama romantic moment (the Big Sig would have a field day with these two frfr. He would have diagnosed Do-ha with daddy issues and Young-hwa with hysteria)

That cannot be the same lady who's the dignified eldest daughter of Scholar Maeng 😭😭 I love this actress tho, she ate

Not manager tryna be a wingman, god he's so wholesome… bro is tryna hook up the ghost who threatens him 24/7

I could watch Doha prove all the Jun-oh haters wrong all day long

Im sorry, ghost Doha stalking child Young-hwa looks so goofy. Bro looks like a clothes hanger with a hanbok strung on it.

As for Do-ha not being able to beat the 1500 ghost allegations and now Young-hwa finding out about… I am seated and ready for the next episode. This drama has such a chokehold on me.

[p0cketcritt3r]

Whatever you do, don’t look back.

They’re experiencing the horrors™️

These two are my main characters in a comic I am… very slowly creating !! :) Shiloh (she/her) is the one closest to the… camera and Jasper (he/him) is further away!!

I think I cooked with this one 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥‼️‼️

[aberfaeth]

I have wiped all critical thought from my brain. Fun battle. So much cool shit happened. I will think again next week and until then. Head empty only bits!

PRECISELY i am gonna stay deluded and believe they’ll pull it back next week 🙏💛 head empty only bits and also the beautiful beast of a fic jade and i are cooking on WATCH THIS SPACE 🫡‼️🔥

[kaz-playz]

I may or may not be plotting. But i am DEFINITELY COOKING ‼️‼️🔥‼️🔥🔥