#I AM COOKING ‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥

[sawdusst]

ok ok ok hear me out

what if the best 8 of splatsville were secret agents 👁️👁️

man i really hope they come back in coroika as this unstoppable agent team that would be so cool

there's a coroika spy au cooking in my brain like a fine stew (I literally just came up with it this morning)

[distraughtlesbian]

sorry for speaking my truth it will happen again. i think my main issue with valax’s redemption arc is literally just that there’s never a moment where the mc gets to actually talk to her about what she did—there’s not really a cathartic conversation, so valax and mc moving past what she did to them feels less like forgiveness and redemption and more like an agreement to ignore the elephant in the room

like sure we got to talk about our trauma (in chapter 17 of 20. lol. lmao, even) to the party, but valax wasn’t present for that?? and like, sure, she says once that she is sorry “for the pain she caused [them]”, but there’s a difference Tew Me between “sorry for hurting you ig ✌️😗” and actually being like “yeah, i abducted you and forced you into a magically induced coma and stole your blood and robbed you of a full year of your life and repeatedly tried to murder you, to say nothing of the grief i caused your loved ones. i did all that shit and i’m sorry for it and deeply regret it, and i acknowledge that you don’t owe me forgiveness, but i will spend the rest of my life working to build a better world for my people instead of being my mother’s pawn”, and a difference between “my mother is unhappy with me for saving you :(” and actually like, giving the mc space to talk about the impact of her actions towards them. like girl you are not getting out of this shit with one sentence’s worth of apology and a sex scene lmfao!!!

during the first half or so of the book the focus for mc is not falling the fuck apart bc they have a friend group to tentatively piece together and they’re averse to showing fear in front of valax, so they’re repressing all their trauma—and by the time valax joins the party, the narrative has gone full Valax Cool And Good mode, and fully allows you to flirt with her and tease her and generally stops taking her seriously as an antagonist. which would be all fine and good if we had actually at any point gotten to be like, “hey, you abducting me and keeping me in a magically induced coma and stealing my blood and trying to kill me has actually caused me a lot of lasting fear and pain,” followed by some set of choices wrt forgiving or not forgiving her for all that in light of the revelation that she did all that shit bc her mom tortured and brainwashed her

like why are my friends more pissed off about the time this bitch abducted me and did evil little experiments on me than i am. free valax she did all that shit bc of her mommy issues but i should’ve gotten to call her a cunt just once. pb stop making all your mcs generals in the idgaf war challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

[tired-all-the-time22]

I am cooking‼️‼️🔥

[hy4c1nthh]

Oh there is SO much to unpack here but let's start with the important stuff (spoilers for tbhk ch. 116)

so first

POSSESED KOU‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

I think what's really scary is that hole...isn't a warped face...it's literally a HOLE warping the physical head...or it seems like

jeez that is terrifying. I'd also like to point out the way he's calling out fir hanako, or, amane. That means something DID happen back then, specifically to tsukasa. I'm sure everyone is thinking the same thing, that this isn't tsukasa...it's the demon. Did what happen in the old timeline happen again here? How did Kako and mirai mess up? or maybe they knew this would happen? I doubt it because this seems like a pretty big problem..

aida cooking with the horror scenes????? I would shit my pants if I were sousuke.. moving on, what the hell is going on??? Whats..."tsukasa's" goal here? presumably to find amane? But why is he still so hung up on finding him?? yes he is "younger" here, he's more childlike, just tryna look for his brother but what's the reason? Also halfway through writing this I remembered that tsukasa would have HAD to sacrifice himself in any timeline if amane were to live. The clockkeepers went back and changed the timeline into what is was SUPPOSED to be. Amane wasn't supposed to die, as tsuchigomori said wayyyyyyy back in 4pm bookstacks. This is the timeline that was intended to happen but never did because amane died.

"I got him" this insinuates he was looking for mitsuba in the first place....? why..? unless

he remembers the past timeline. does he not want to leave? does..."it" not want to leave? is it collecting everyone it remembers from the previous life??? does that mean he'll go after nene? I'm guessing that may be it. he also looks so cool here oh my god

but if he was looking FOR mitsuba..

"i got him" vs "i got YOU"

wouldnt he use "i got you"? am I overthinking this?

what is blud doing 💀💀💀💀💀 he's such a cutie. okay Yada Yada teru does his thing and LOOK

AKANE‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ TRKNE APPEARANCE ‼️‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 he looks so pathetic

i kinda lost my train of thought so yeah :3

great chapter :333

[mondaymelon]

ignore the fact i disappeared that was simple winter hibernation ( still sick and coughing out my lungs btw )

for a basically nonexistent context it’s currently 1:50 am my paper is literally just on my mattress hello hard surface who and this is the most abhorrent lighting and i COOKED (dubious) 🔥🔥🔥‼️🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🌶️🌶️✨🌶️😋😋🌶️😋😋🥺🥺💖💖✨✨

one of my ocs grgrggrjekslalksj I need to talk about them more on here nyways yeah uhm bye read the tags thanks

[joonie7007]

Starting YOU and my god!? Joe would literally be a housewife but also a work husband… / bro already wears apron so it’s an automatic win for the ogs

He would just treat you like a porcelain doll now thinking about it he would do that to all of his past lovers just like the old man ( I forgot his name ..) fragile things need to be protected? I for.. xp

He WOULD do everything for you ..

Yandere joe Goldberg x reader that scene from ep 2 when yall first kiss that man would've creamed his pants-

Nah cuz if he was with me ill slap that big ahh forehead the only way showing my affection to him faxx 🗣️🗣️‼️‼️🔥🔥 ( love my short/ big forehead kinggg )

Not only that l'd rather spend 8 seconds with Joe than with that hipster dude (I wanted to rko slam him myself ) and why is it always girls and literature (50 shades / After ) and I get this is the first season but beck girl u stressing me out

LOVE IT when she stands up for herself 👏🏼

If you watch this show and get your first apartment ☑️curtains get that on ur checklist

Also I wish I had girlfriends to share bout guys and all that bullcrap ( peach a h8ter fr🙄 ) nvm they all fakies

I’m writing as I go ( ep 6 rn )

BUT MY GOD PEACH IS INSANE

(Prob just me but imagining yourself as peach friend especially how she takes lewd photos without your consent/ making you follow her wherever she goes and ruins any potential relationship you try to get into * ifykyk

I’ll add more cuz this isn’t how I wanted it ( fixed? )

Rereading this my god it’s sloppy butt I needed to write my thoughts before my mind explodes

☝️🤓

Would this song fit Joe Goldberg ❓❓ am I cooking or am I dying from a gas leak 🗣️🗣️‼️‼️

[aurae-rori]

YES I have read your fic actually it’s such a banger.. it made me so ill (positive). All ur descriptions and introspection done really well fr, The ratio writer ever ‼️‼️

and also, speaking of songs inspiring fics, I’ve been listening to abbey by mitski on repeat while brainstorming my ratio is ruan Mei’s creation fic (which I am unfortunately fighting for my life against because I have such a specific vision)… it’s very ratio to me in terms of what I’m planning for my fic I like to think :P

-🔥

I'M SO SORRY IT TOOK ME A DAY TO GET BACK TO THIS, but thank you sm for your kind words kjashdklgjkajgh :D

OH? I'M LISTENING TO THE VOICES... I'M LISTENING... KEEP COOKING TELL ME MORE I REALLY FUCKING LOVE THAT CONCEPT

[dylan-rodrigues]

ep. 5

This poor browbeaten manager. The puppy sound effects are appropriate.

If you think about it, I guess Ri-ta really is Do-ha's toxic ex, so manager puppy man isn’t wrong.

Of course it's a 19th life reincarnation. 2023 is the year of people living their 19th lives.

"when will my husband come back the war" but he's not your husband (yet?) but the guy you've sworn to kill and kinda falling for

Nothing says romance like keeping your girl alive thru lotus seeds and laboured metaphors

What is the lawyer man cooking ‼️⁉️🔥🔥🗣️🗣️

Younghwa is a genuinely nice person. Look at her shooting her career in the foot so a terminally ill man can go in peace.

Oof she patientzoned him. can’t tell if that’s worse than Soon-deuk son-zoning Rowoon.

That has to be the dumbest criminal... Imagine writing a suicide note and giving it to the guy trying to get rid of the evidence (you are the evidence)

No, not Sigmund Freud 😭😭 Who knew the Freudster would help a 1500yo toxic couple have a classic kdrama romantic moment (the Big Sig would have a field day with these two frfr. He would have diagnosed Do-ha with daddy issues and Young-hwa with hysteria)

That cannot be the same lady who's the dignified eldest daughter of Scholar Maeng 😭😭 I love this actress tho, she ate

Not manager tryna be a wingman, god he's so wholesome… bro is tryna hook up the ghost who threatens him 24/7

I could watch Doha prove all the Jun-oh haters wrong all day long

Im sorry, ghost Doha stalking child Young-hwa looks so goofy. Bro looks like a clothes hanger with a hanbok strung on it.

As for Do-ha not being able to beat the 1500 ghost allegations and now Young-hwa finding out about… I am seated and ready for the next episode. This drama has such a chokehold on me.

[p0cketcritt3r]

Whatever you do, don’t look back.

They’re experiencing the horrors™️

These two are my main characters in a comic I am… very slowly creating !! :) Shiloh (she/her) is the one closest to the… camera and Jasper (he/him) is further away!!

I think I cooked with this one 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥‼️‼️

[aberfaeth]

I have wiped all critical thought from my brain. Fun battle. So much cool shit happened. I will think again next week and until then. Head empty only bits!

PRECISELY i am gonna stay deluded and believe they’ll pull it back next week 🙏💛 head empty only bits and also the beautiful beast of a fic jade and i are cooking on WATCH THIS SPACE 🫡‼️🔥

[kaz-playz]

I may or may not be plotting. But i am DEFINITELY COOKING ‼️‼️🔥‼️🔥🔥

[bananainsplits]

Connection terminated.

I'm sorry to interrupt you Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name. But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume. Although you have indeed been called.

You have all been called here. Into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach.

But you will never find them, none of you will. This is where your story ends.

And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you. Although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well, I am nearby.

This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors: Be still and give up your spirits, they don't belong to you.

For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend.

My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours. And then, what became of you.

I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now.

It's time to rest. For you, and for those you have carried in your arms.

This ends for all of us.

End communication.

idk how the fuck i’m supposed to respond to this other than henry cooked when making this speech 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️

/ooc

[stars-tonight]

hi ho i would like to ask for a matchup pls! i'll be using this emoji 🧺 :D

1. long matchup pls!

2. romantic!

3. agender and i go by they/them, no preference in gender!

4. not rlly picky when it comes to partner but i think the most important thing is that they treat everyone else with equal kindness no matter what, doesn't look down on ppl and ig someone who's authentic to themselves

5. i'm quite cheerful, i'm also rlly loud LMFAO and i am the world's biggest yapper‼️ like talk your ear off kind of yapping 🔥 i also am interested in a lot of things so i love talking and listening about different topics!

6. i do a lot of stuff... LMFAO i do anything that interests me so i have 28262937 hobbies and i'm always at the next one 💀 i would say the current ones i'm doing are drawing, taking walks, cooking, building gundam models and listening, discovering and curating music/playlists :>

7. love languages wise i enjoy both giving and receiving all 5 of em, tho if i had to rank them quality time would be my first and physical touch would be my last :]

8. i think location wise it doesn't matter (well except like idk near a nuclear plant of somewhere dangerous) but i would enjoy dates where we can talk about everything under the sun or just enjoy each other's presence :D whether that would be at a park, museum, aquarium or even at home! i personally think place doesn't matter as long as ur with someone u love <3

i hope i got everything down! sorry if they're not in order (my memory is failing me atm LOL)

headcanons

🥛 when you first think of kind characters in hq you might not think of tanaka because he's more known for . . . other things

🥛 but if you look into his character you can see that he's actually really nice

🥛 let's not forget that tanaka was the one to sneak kageyama and hinata into the gym for early practice at the beginning

🥛 he's also really supportive and protective of his teammates and isn't afraid to stand up to others who are mean

🥛 and he's super protective of those he like likes, like kiyoko in the series

🥛 (we're pretending like they don't get married here)

🥛 and tanaka's also not ashamed or insecure about himself

🥛 he actually doesn't strike me as a yapper even though he gets excited and fired up really easily

🥛 but once he's excited he's really energized and loud (even if it's in public, man really has no filter)

🥛 he'd love doing a bunch of stuff with you and trying a lot of things; anything you like to do, he'd gladly follow you while you do it

🥛 while tanaka may fawn over kiyoko because she's pretty, his giving love language actually doesn't strike me as physical touch

🥛 (nishinoya would be more physical touch in my opinion)

🥛 tanaka's giving love language probably something more like words of affirmation

🥛 he'd be the first one to praise you and call you hot lol

🥛 although he'd also be obsessed with giving acts of service

🥛 you could ask him to get you an ice cream and within seconds he'd be kneeling at your feet with ten different types of ice cream bars in his hands

🥛 he just wants to take care of you and do everything for you

🥛 would probably unironically call himself your "servant"

🥛 although tanaka's receiving love language is definitely physical touch

🥛 every time you touch him he probably starts screaming about how hot you are

🥛 since you're not as big on physical affection, he'd actually treat it as a sort of challenge

🥛 he thinks of it as a win or a reward when you hug him

🥛 but it's okay if you don't give him hugs because it "turns him on" anyway. . . (ew, i cringed so hard when he said this in the show)

🥛 tanaka suits high energy dates more, so think amusement parks (more specifically the bumper cars) or sports matches

🥛 but just like you said, he's happy anywhere he can be around you!

runner up for you was akaashi keiji! (two very different options i know haha)

A/N: there you go 🧺anon, i hope you liked it!

[sundewhasaudhd]

I can't send asks with my dsmp blog??? ToT Oh well, welcome to my presentation on 99(/exag) reasons why Techno should be in Senbonzakura yes yes (English lyrics by Lizz Robinett, I dunno how accurate of a translation this is hehe)

✿ Both are related to war (I know in a way, everyone is ahhaha, but like when I hear the word war and dsmp character, the first to come up is Techno)

✿ The name of the song is thousands of cherry trees, which are pink. You know what else is pink?? Techno's hair yippeee

✿ [ Riding on a penny farthing It's the flag of our sun rising ] Techno can ride a horse!! Carl our beloved ★ And and the antarctic empire flag has a sun????? I guess???? It kinda looks like it ahhahaha(but Laurs,,, the antarctic empire is part of earth smp not dsm-- shhhhhhhhhhhh believe)

✿ [On the train tracks, running along the line]

(Laurs, stop making earth smp references---shhhhhhhhhhhhhh let me cook)

✿ [Boys and girls becoming like samurai Just like those from our previous life] In almost every universe(smp and even fan fiction lol), he's a soldier yes yes

✿ [Though I can't hear your voice, keep what I say in mind] THE VOICES MENTTIOOONNNN 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥

✿ [Looking down at us from that big guillotine]

I COULD NOT FIND A BETTER PHOTO BUT PLEASSEEE THIS LITERALLY HAPPENED IN CANON WOOOOOO

✿ [Darkness has just engulfed the universe we know] He summoned withers that are dark and surrounded lmanberg yes yes

✿ [The lament that you sing can't reach ears anymore] Smth smth Techno trying to get Tommy to stay with him smth smth Tommy leaving him anyways (can also go with that one popular headcanon that Tommy is like partially deaf from the explosions he kept witnessing and Techno trying to idk talk to him I lost my point while typing ToT)

✿ [Go ahead, keep shooting with that ray gun, fight!] Violence is never the answer. Violence is the question, and the answer is ‘yes’ -Techno

✿ [Veterans who've trained through struggles are now officers in battle] smth smth Techno is a soldier pt. 2

✿ [This one, that one, doesn't matter Every single person gathers] The syndicateee!!!

✿ [Passing through the gates on the mountain peaks] Him going to pogtopia(right? Pogtopia is in a mountain?? I actually don't remember noooo ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽)

Erm and the rest of the lyrics is him being soldier core maybe idk idk. Why am I writing this like as if you're making a full fledged animatic of this song? No idea :3. But yes, thank you for listening to my Ted talk ahahahaha ★★★

Chat I love the effort that you put into this, but I already did like completely 100% agreed with it like it’s down on my notes. It’s gonna happen when I animate this.

[chososcamgirl]

HEY SIGMA IYA!! DAILY CHECK INNNN HRUUUU???? I HOPE UR SKIBIDI (on the behalf of me) SINDE MY DAY WAS VERY NOT SKIBIDI *growls* SO BASICALLY MY ENGLISH TEACHER IS TARGETING ME.. I CAN JUST FEEL ITTTTTT LIKE SHE IS SO RUDE TO ME AND LITERALLY GETS MAD AT ME FOR THINGS MY ORHER CLASSMATES DO. 👿👿👿🔥🔥‼️🙂‍↕️😭 I TRIED BEING SOOO NICE TO HER BUT IG IM JUST TOO SKIBIDI FOR HER TO HANDEL.. heh… RAHHHH SHE LIKE TELLS ME HOW TETRIBLE MY WRITING IS BUT REFUSES TO HELP ME IMPOROVE LIKE WHATTTTT 👿 IM LIT SO NICE TO HER N IVE NECER EXPRESSED HATRED TORWARDS HER.. BUT SHES AN OP NOW 😡🤬🤧 AND I KEEP BLANKING OUT IN CLASS N STUFF SO I HAD TO MEET WITH THE COUNCIL TO TRY AND SEE IF I HAD ANYTHING GOING ON.. ISK TODAY WAS JUST RLLY SCARY BUT AS THE ALPHA SIGMA I MUST TEMAIN NONCHALANT…. ALSOOO ANOTHER RANDOM BIG FEAR OF MINE IS THAT THESE PERSONAL DAILY YAP SESSIONS OF MINE REVEAL WHO I AM TO AN IRL OR OTHER ONLINE FRIEND… CUS LIKEEE I LOCE TO YAP TO WVERYONE ABT MY LIFE IN DETAIL SO IFFF SOMEONE FINDS THESE IM SOO COOKED BRO 👿 Anywayyyy HOW WAS WORKKK?? ANYTHING FUN HAPPEN??? I LOVE HEWRING U YAP SIGMA POOPOO AND ALSOO IM SOO EXCITED FOR NEW CHAPTERRR IM CUTRENTLY WAITING FOR IT BEFORE I GO TO BED… LOVE YOU POOPOO!!!

- 🐺

HI ALPHA!!! 🐺🐺

IM GOOD!! though im not feeling quite skibidi due to this migraine 💔💔 DUDE im telling u ur english teacher is after u… certified opp i used to have a teacher like that in 4th grade (this teacher was OUT for me like i was such a good student but she HATED me for some reason😭) aw i hope ur okay alpha😓😓 don’t worry that teacher is NOT skibidi at all and in fact a beta trying to get to ur alpha level.. she’s trying to claim ur alpha title so DONT let her do that and remain skibidi and strong…. u r the mysterious nonchalant alpha leader🫵 LMFAOO that’s actually so cute don’t worry i don’t think any of them will find my blog (unless u directly told them otherwise HELP) work was actually so fun and i enjoy it so much actually😭 like it’s really me ?? idk how to explain it but yeah i LOVE everything abt it. ALWAYS LOVE HEARING U YAP UR HEART AWAY ALPHA <333 omg i hope u weren’t waiting up too long bc it got delayed 😣😣 anyways REST WELL!! i look forward to ur daily check in tmr😈

[digital-matchmake]

a few thoughts:

1: With video games, the gang can enter the world of the game if it is a multiplayer game, or like a party game or something, and if it's a game like Minecraft or animal crossing they get an avatar that looks like them, while if they have pre existing characters like Mario kart then they either replace the character and are wearing their outfit, or they have some kind of indicator show up on them like the captures in Mario Odyssey. If it's a game where it doesn't make sense for them to be there, like a point and click game or something, then maybe they get a theatre and a controller, like that one anon suggested, or they can just wander around the game world without actively interacting with things or something. Or they can like, drag the mouse around with their hands and do stuff that way. Once they reach the max amount of players for a game, they become spectators, either joining as a background npc or crowd member or something, or if that doesn't make sense in the game universe then they get a theatre. So if the reader was playing Pokemon scarlet one of the random NPCs in a town would be replaced by them, and in the wilderness they either go to the theater or take the place of a pokemon that can't be battled while they are the Pokemon. In splatoon they could be a jellyfish ig. In a game like the original subnautica where isolation is the point they probably couldn't join the game at all.

2: maybe with the readers app thing, they could select areas and do stuff. Like how you can tell a Roomba to clean a specific area of your house? The reader could set up an area and while they're there they don't get teleported unless they want to, so if they don't want to go with the reader they can just stay home. The reader goes to the store and comes back to them having cleaned the house and made them a pie or something. Maybe they can set up an area that they can't go inside of without permission to keep them out of private areas, or so they can't mess with stuff while the reader works, or something like that.

3: if they are going insane about like, cheap ramen or something, id imagine if the reader knows how to cook they'd immediately be like "I am going to make the best meal these people have ever had" and saves up money to make a nice meal for them, and if they can't cook they just take them to a really nice restaurant, or get food from a relative or something. I'd take them to a good bakery and get them some sweet empanadas and cookies :)

4: your au is really good, love it, want to put it in my mouth like a marble, I have so many brain in my microwave rn. Good food. Tasty. If you are having a good time then keep making content. I just. 🎉🤩💝‼️🔈🔉🔊💯👍✅✴️🎼🔥🌟💌🫂🥭🍽️🥛🍉🎇🎁🏅🏆📢🗯️📈📕📖📝📩

Ahem (Puts on glasses)

Yes they can basically choose whether to join the reader's character in game where their looks will change to match that game's artstyle, they aren't counted as players as the games does no recognize them as such so there is no player limit

2. ... Spoilers for future chapters but there is a plan for that.

3.They would love that, I HC that the food in the digital world isn't exactly bland but there is like a hint of flavour there so it's like having a tastebud bomb when they taste the real world foods

4.I'm glad you like my au! Be careful with eating it though!