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what if the best 8 of splatsville were secret agents 👁️👁️
man i really hope they come back in coroika as this unstoppable agent team that would be so cool
there's a coroika spy au cooking in my brain like a fine stew (I literally just came up with it this morning)
#OK OK OK BUT FR THOUGH#WHAT IF IT WAS LIKE— MISSION IMPOSSIBLE STYLE WITH EXPLOSIONS AND COOL ACTION SCENES#Barreleye would walk away from and explosion with his back turned because it looks cool 🗣️🗣️💯💯💯‼️‼️‼️#Wireglasses would probably complain about enemies being too weak and all that#he would fr fr#THE SPECIAL AGENT THING WOULD BE LIKE A SECRET TOO SO NO ONE IN SPLATSVILLE KNOWS THEY JUST THINK THEY'RE REALLY GOOD AT TURF WARS & STUFF#man#coroika spy au#I AM COOKING ‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥#coroika#splatoon#nonsense
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sorry for speaking my truth it will happen again. i think my main issue with valax’s redemption arc is literally just that there’s never a moment where the mc gets to actually talk to her about what she did—there’s not really a cathartic conversation, so valax and mc moving past what she did to them feels less like forgiveness and redemption and more like an agreement to ignore the elephant in the room
like sure we got to talk about our trauma (in chapter 17 of 20. lol. lmao, even) to the party, but valax wasn’t present for that?? and like, sure, she says once that she is sorry “for the pain she caused [them]”, but there’s a difference Tew Me between “sorry for hurting you ig ✌️😗” and actually being like “yeah, i abducted you and forced you into a magically induced coma and stole your blood and robbed you of a full year of your life and repeatedly tried to murder you, to say nothing of the grief i caused your loved ones. i did all that shit and i’m sorry for it and deeply regret it, and i acknowledge that you don’t owe me forgiveness, but i will spend the rest of my life working to build a better world for my people instead of being my mother’s pawn”, and a difference between “my mother is unhappy with me for saving you :(” and actually like, giving the mc space to talk about the impact of her actions towards them. like girl you are not getting out of this shit with one sentence’s worth of apology and a sex scene lmfao!!!
during the first half or so of the book the focus for mc is not falling the fuck apart bc they have a friend group to tentatively piece together and they’re averse to showing fear in front of valax, so they’re repressing all their trauma—and by the time valax joins the party, the narrative has gone full Valax Cool And Good mode, and fully allows you to flirt with her and tease her and generally stops taking her seriously as an antagonist. which would be all fine and good if we had actually at any point gotten to be like, “hey, you abducting me and keeping me in a magically induced coma and stealing my blood and trying to kill me has actually caused me a lot of lasting fear and pain,” followed by some set of choices wrt forgiving or not forgiving her for all that in light of the revelation that she did all that shit bc her mom tortured and brainwashed her
like why are my friends more pissed off about the time this bitch abducted me and did evil little experiments on me than i am. free valax she did all that shit bc of her mommy issues but i should’ve gotten to call her a cunt just once. pb stop making all your mcs generals in the idgaf war challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)
#maeve speaks#playchoices#choices#pixelberry#blades of light and shadow#bolas#choices bolas#choices valax#bolas valax#blades valax#valax#princess valax#valax x mc#JENNY HOLZER VOICE INCORRECT MERCIFUL IMPULSES POSTPONE THE CLEANSING THAT PRECEDES REFORM.#YOU TASTE BLOOD AND KNOW THAT LIFE IS LOVELY FRAGILE AND YOU REMEMBER THAT THE OPPRESSED ERUPT AND MURDER.#the conflict between the shadow and light realms and the nature of the ash empire’s war is interesting.#valax using the mc’s pain as a means towards the ultimate end of a better life for her people is interesting.#but you can’t focus a whole story on revenge—you can’t give your big bad a partly-justified revenge quest—and then just not talk about#forgiveness and vengeance on an interpersonal level. nia forgives aerin no problem. mc forgives valax no problem.#can we get fucking real? and also a grip? and also a clue? do you think i come on this stupid fucking app to swallow rage the way i do irl.#aerin at least acknowledges the myriad ways that he wronged nia and nia gets to be impacted by his actions even a full year later#but EYE am barred from any meaningful discussion with valax abt her misdeeds bc she’s sad and hot?#who let the blades 2 writing team cook 🗣🗣💯💯#bro out of recipes again 🔥🔥‼️‼️🗣🗣🗣#bro turned the stove off he aint cookin 🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣‼️‼️#etc etc. just so many great plot points and characters and FUMBLED execution every time.
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GO AWAY. THIS IS SLANDER AND TREACHERY I hope Villain Deku comes for you 💔
it's the first of the month, which means happy villain deku day to @zee-nith and anyone else who celebrates 😝🤞
#stop why does he actually look so badass here#I can't even be mad about the BULLYING because I don't think I ever actually got over my villain deku phase#ruh roh me when I'm mentally ill ‼️#chat am I cooked.....#okay sorry first of all his gakuran is SO COOL#the way the fabric folds looks so natural I'm genuinely obsessed with the way you draw clothing#HIS EYES ARE SO PRETTY they're sharp and cunning and willing to stab a bitch#also the glowing eyes are SO COOL#curious if you had a quirk in mind or if he's quirkless and just glowing because bakugou makes him go doki doki *gets sniped*#the dusting of color on his cheeks gives him almost an innocent look and that juxtaposition is really neat#like. he's so cool but he's also in middle school. he's a baby. and people sometimes gloss over that so I really like how#you reconciled that with badass villain vibes#sorry going back to the gakuran because the buttons are shiny and pretty :3#anyways. his SMIRK omgg he's so cool but also he's actually a baby I can't �� bkg is quaking in his boots I can feel it in my bones#also the red earring is such a cute detail#carrying a symbol of bakugou everywhere he goes because bakugou is his main motivation uggghhh yes king#we love an unhinged clinically insane lover 🔥🔥#< deku setting fire to aldera#actually is it aldera or orudera..anyways that's not related to this post#HIS FLUFFY HAIR IS SO CUTE I WANT TO SQUISH IT#I love love love the colors you chose for it#a little muted for the spooky vibes while still being very much him#THE HAND LOOKS SO COOL CROW HOW DID YOU DO THAT#LOOK AT!! THE FINGERS!! HE LOOKS SO COOL AND NATURAL WHILE DOING THAT POSE#guyss obligatory villain gojo pose GO#this feels weird to fixate on but the fingernails are so pretty#I bet he could be a really good salesman for o'keeffe's working hands cream. 'do you want to start a villain empire but your hands are too#cracked and dry from washing blood off your hands all day? look no further!'#shigaraki could probably benefit from that actually#anyways if anyone's read this far I dare you to ask me or crow about villain deku day because that. was a Thing That Happened haha oh god
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Rest in peace James Potter, you would have loved saying “What the skibidi”, “I am the rizzer” and “Chat, am I cooked?” 24/7
Rest in peace Sirius Black, you would have loved saying that Remus is “the alpha” and “OOOH🗣️IT’S🔥COLD🥶IN‼️HERE💯” 24/7
Rest in peace Peter Pettigrew, you would have loved saying “What the sigma”, “skibidi toilet” and “only in Ohio” 24/7
Rest in peace, Remus Lupin. Finally. Peace and quiet, away from your friends who consume brain rot on a daily basis.
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WHEN I TELL YOU THIS PPV IS FUCKING COOKING TONIGHT 🔥🔥 FROM THE MATCH CARD, TO THE CROWD, TO THE COMMENTATORS, AEW ARE SERVING TONIGHT AND I AM LOVING EVERY MINUTE OF IT‼️‼️
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I am cooking‼️‼️🔥
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ignore the fact i disappeared that was simple winter hibernation ( still sick and coughing out my lungs btw )
for a basically nonexistent context it’s currently 1:50 am my paper is literally just on my mattress hello hard surface who and this is the most abhorrent lighting and i COOKED (dubious) 🔥🔥🔥‼️🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🌶️🌶️✨🌶️😋😋🌶️😋😋🥺🥺💖💖✨✨
one of my ocs grgrggrjekslalksj I need to talk about them more on here nyways yeah uhm bye read the tags thanks
#★ ˎˊ˗ melonrambles!#guys. guess what. your dearest father#i mean melon#has returned with the goods omg this is so splendid wait wait why are you turning around#and leaving again wait no wAIT#too slow. ive disappeared with the wind 😱😱#on a less silly note writers block burnout and a bunch of other silly fun happy things got meshed together into this really ugly ball#and it may or may not have taken we like 3 full days to get down a single sentence#so. hahahaha#melon is sometime but definitely before February definitely definitely aaha im not gaslighting myself im not g-#and to like throw something at this feral audience i have ammassed#a bone#if you will#ill get a work out soon#plan smth special for our silly celebration ILY GUYS SM SHHSHSHKS UGH WAHHGHH 💖💖💖#and i am finally going to be poking that smau of mine that’s been on mine indefinite hiatus for far too long <43#i was honestly thinking of discontinuing it but the anemo men… im an anemo kisser I couldn’t possibly..#so. that should be all from me#ill be workin on a new tagging system when I get back fully hopefully#so this blog will look less like an active track wreck <3#giggles okay bye im off to do more silly bybye 🫡
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Vetted by butterfly nu #1133
Vetted by @gazavetters, my number verified on the list is ( #230 )✅️
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Hello, I am Aya, 26 years old. I currently live in the northern besieged Gaza Strip. I am a mother of two children, my eldest daughter Sanaa, who is 5 years old, and my youngest son Wasfi, who is 3 years old.
We were displaced from our home 🏠at the beginning of the October 7 war. We were displaced to schools🏫 and relatives�� homes. We left our home under the bombing, fire belts, missiles and terrifying shells in the Zeitoun area. We did not take anything with us. We left our food, belongings and clothes and left our beautiful home. We have not returned to it until now. I appeal to everyone and ask you to help me. There is nothing. We lost everything we own, our home and my husband’s only job. My husband and I suffer daily from the problem of providing food and what we will feed our children today due to its high prices. All our food depends on canned food. My children always cry😭, wanting fruits, vegetables and eggs,🍅🍏 and my young son tells me, “Mama, I want to drink milk.🥛” I do not know how to respond to them. My young children have suffered greatly from the spread of pimples that left a disfiguring effect on their bodies, like burns. Also, The shortage of gas led us to use firewood🔥, nylon and brambles for baking and cooking.
With the arrival of winter, I do not know what to do. Even the clothes in the market are very expensive. I went to buy used clothes to warm my young children.
I hope everyone will donate even a little.i am confident that you will stand with me and support me until I achieve my goal and save my family 👩❤️👨from from the danger of war share my story. Everythings help.
Can you share some of my posts from time to time?🙏🇵🇸🇵🇸
see Aya's profile for more information ‼️
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Starting YOU and my god!? Joe would literally be a housewife but also a work husband… / bro already wears apron so it’s an automatic win for the ogs
He would just treat you like a porcelain doll now thinking about it he would do that to all of his past lovers just like the old man ( I forgot his name ..) fragile things need to be protected? I for.. xp
He WOULD do everything for you ..
Yandere joe Goldberg x reader that scene from ep 2 when yall first kiss that man would've creamed his pants-
Nah cuz if he was with me ill slap that big ahh forehead the only way showing my affection to him faxx 🗣️🗣️‼️‼️🔥🔥 ( love my short/ big forehead kinggg )
Not only that l'd rather spend 8 seconds with Joe than with that hipster dude (I wanted to rko slam him myself ) and why is it always girls and literature (50 shades / After ) and I get this is the first season but beck girl u stressing me out
LOVE IT when she stands up for herself 👏🏼
If you watch this show and get your first apartment ☑️curtains get that on ur checklist
Also I wish I had girlfriends to share bout guys and all that bullcrap ( peach a h8ter fr🙄 ) nvm they all fakies
I’m writing as I go ( ep 6 rn )
BUT MY GOD PEACH IS INSANE
(Prob just me but imagining yourself as peach friend especially how she takes lewd photos without your consent/ making you follow her wherever she goes and ruins any potential relationship you try to get into * ifykyk
I’ll add more cuz this isn’t how I wanted it ( fixed? )
Rereading this my god it’s sloppy butt I needed to write my thoughts before my mind explodes
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Would this song fit Joe Goldberg ❓❓ am I cooking or am I dying from a gas leak 🗣️🗣️‼️‼️
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YES I have read your fic actually it’s such a banger.. it made me so ill (positive). All ur descriptions and introspection done really well fr, The ratio writer ever ‼️‼️
and also, speaking of songs inspiring fics, I’ve been listening to abbey by mitski on repeat while brainstorming my ratio is ruan Mei’s creation fic (which I am unfortunately fighting for my life against because I have such a specific vision)… it’s very ratio to me in terms of what I’m planning for my fic I like to think :P
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I'M SO SORRY IT TOOK ME A DAY TO GET BACK TO THIS, but thank you sm for your kind words kjashdklgjkajgh :D
OH? I'M LISTENING TO THE VOICES... I'M LISTENING... KEEP COOKING TELL ME MORE I REALLY FUCKING LOVE THAT CONCEPT
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ep. 5
This poor browbeaten manager. The puppy sound effects are appropriate.
If you think about it, I guess Ri-ta really is Do-ha's toxic ex, so manager puppy man isn’t wrong.
Of course it's a 19th life reincarnation. 2023 is the year of people living their 19th lives.
"when will my husband come back the war" but he's not your husband (yet?) but the guy you've sworn to kill and kinda falling for
Nothing says romance like keeping your girl alive thru lotus seeds and laboured metaphors
What is the lawyer man cooking ‼️⁉️🔥🔥🗣️🗣️
Younghwa is a genuinely nice person. Look at her shooting her career in the foot so a terminally ill man can go in peace.
Oof she patientzoned him. can’t tell if that’s worse than Soon-deuk son-zoning Rowoon.
That has to be the dumbest criminal... Imagine writing a suicide note and giving it to the guy trying to get rid of the evidence (you are the evidence)
No, not Sigmund Freud 😭😭 Who knew the Freudster would help a 1500yo toxic couple have a classic kdrama romantic moment (the Big Sig would have a field day with these two frfr. He would have diagnosed Do-ha with daddy issues and Young-hwa with hysteria)
That cannot be the same lady who's the dignified eldest daughter of Scholar Maeng 😭😭 I love this actress tho, she ate
Not manager tryna be a wingman, god he's so wholesome… bro is tryna hook up the ghost who threatens him 24/7
I could watch Doha prove all the Jun-oh haters wrong all day long
Im sorry, ghost Doha stalking child Young-hwa looks so goofy. Bro looks like a clothes hanger with a hanbok strung on it.
As for Do-ha not being able to beat the 1500 ghost allegations and now Young-hwa finding out about… I am seated and ready for the next episode. This drama has such a chokehold on me.
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Whatever you do, don’t look back.
They’re experiencing the horrors™️
These two are my main characters in a comic I am… very slowly creating !! :) Shiloh (she/her) is the one closest to the… camera and Jasper (he/him) is further away!!
I think I cooked with this one 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥‼️‼️
#the horrors#art#digital artist#digital art#small artist#queer artist#queer artwork#character illustration
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I have wiped all critical thought from my brain. Fun battle. So much cool shit happened. I will think again next week and until then. Head empty only bits!
PRECISELY i am gonna stay deluded and believe they’ll pull it back next week 🙏💛 head empty only bits and also the beautiful beast of a fic jade and i are cooking on WATCH THIS SPACE 🫡‼️🔥
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I may or may not be plotting. But i am DEFINITELY COOKING ‼️‼️🔥‼️🔥🔥
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Connection terminated.
I'm sorry to interrupt you Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name. But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume. Although you have indeed been called.
You have all been called here. Into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach.
But you will never find them, none of you will. This is where your story ends.
And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you. Although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well, I am nearby.
This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors: Be still and give up your spirits, they don't belong to you.
For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend.
My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours. And then, what became of you.
I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now.
It's time to rest. For you, and for those you have carried in your arms.
This ends for all of us.
End communication.
idk how the fuck i’m supposed to respond to this other than henry cooked when making this speech 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️
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hi ho i would like to ask for a matchup pls! i'll be using this emoji 🧺 :D
1. long matchup pls!
2. romantic!
3. agender and i go by they/them, no preference in gender!
4. not rlly picky when it comes to partner but i think the most important thing is that they treat everyone else with equal kindness no matter what, doesn't look down on ppl and ig someone who's authentic to themselves
5. i'm quite cheerful, i'm also rlly loud LMFAO and i am the world's biggest yapper‼️ like talk your ear off kind of yapping 🔥 i also am interested in a lot of things so i love talking and listening about different topics!
6. i do a lot of stuff... LMFAO i do anything that interests me so i have 28262937 hobbies and i'm always at the next one 💀 i would say the current ones i'm doing are drawing, taking walks, cooking, building gundam models and listening, discovering and curating music/playlists :>
7. love languages wise i enjoy both giving and receiving all 5 of em, tho if i had to rank them quality time would be my first and physical touch would be my last :]
8. i think location wise it doesn't matter (well except like idk near a nuclear plant of somewhere dangerous) but i would enjoy dates where we can talk about everything under the sun or just enjoy each other's presence :D whether that would be at a park, museum, aquarium or even at home! i personally think place doesn't matter as long as ur with someone u love <3
i hope i got everything down! sorry if they're not in order (my memory is failing me atm LOL)
headcanons
🥛 when you first think of kind characters in hq you might not think of tanaka because he's more known for . . . other things
🥛 but if you look into his character you can see that he's actually really nice
🥛 let's not forget that tanaka was the one to sneak kageyama and hinata into the gym for early practice at the beginning
🥛 he's also really supportive and protective of his teammates and isn't afraid to stand up to others who are mean
🥛 and he's super protective of those he like likes, like kiyoko in the series
🥛 (we're pretending like they don't get married here)
🥛 and tanaka's also not ashamed or insecure about himself
🥛 he actually doesn't strike me as a yapper even though he gets excited and fired up really easily
🥛 but once he's excited he's really energized and loud (even if it's in public, man really has no filter)
🥛 he'd love doing a bunch of stuff with you and trying a lot of things; anything you like to do, he'd gladly follow you while you do it
🥛 while tanaka may fawn over kiyoko because she's pretty, his giving love language actually doesn't strike me as physical touch
🥛 (nishinoya would be more physical touch in my opinion)
🥛 tanaka's giving love language probably something more like words of affirmation
🥛 he'd be the first one to praise you and call you hot lol
🥛 although he'd also be obsessed with giving acts of service
🥛 you could ask him to get you an ice cream and within seconds he'd be kneeling at your feet with ten different types of ice cream bars in his hands
🥛 he just wants to take care of you and do everything for you
🥛 would probably unironically call himself your "servant"
🥛 although tanaka's receiving love language is definitely physical touch
🥛 every time you touch him he probably starts screaming about how hot you are
🥛 since you're not as big on physical affection, he'd actually treat it as a sort of challenge
🥛 he thinks of it as a win or a reward when you hug him
🥛 but it's okay if you don't give him hugs because it "turns him on" anyway. . . (ew, i cringed so hard when he said this in the show)
🥛 tanaka suits high energy dates more, so think amusement parks (more specifically the bumper cars) or sports matches
🥛 but just like you said, he's happy anywhere he can be around you!
runner up for you was akaashi keiji! (two very different options i know haha)
A/N: there you go 🧺anon, i hope you liked it!
#haikyuu#haikyuu!!#hq#haikyuu headcanons#haikyu headcanons#haikyuu hcs#hq headcanons#haikyuu matchup#haikyu x reader#matchups
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