#I ALWAYS GIGGLE SEEING YOU IN MY ASKS

[anantaru]

all of ur kuni thirsts and u know what URE SO RIGHT BESTEA i just know hes gonna tease u like its his job ://// imagine ure working and not giving him attention and hes just like “r u done” from the couch behind u and u dont reply :/

so its quiet until u hear him groaning quietly :/ and when u look back hes alrdy jerking off bc u wont give him any attention :/ man hes such a brat and he wont let u join/touch him until he watches u touch urself in front of him on ur desk 😣 or maybe he’ll just leave hickies on u when u work while ure sitting on him but thats it,,,,,like u feel him getting harder but he’ll just leave and tell u “look for me after ure done w whatever this is” 😙🙏🏻

-sub!hei

cw. [m]asturbation, teasing, fem! reader

scaramouche was being his usual self again, that being a little, menacing brat who didn‘t know how to keep himself well mannered while you were clearly busy with different matters— which did not include him nor required his assistance.

he truly can‘t keep his hands to himself so why are you not giving him any attention, why did it have to be today out of all the other days available?

jarring, that‘s what it was.

kuni wondered if he should put on a show for you instead, should lower himself on the couch next to you while carefully discarding of his pants, lazily leaving them wrinkled around his ankles.

as you caught onto what he was planning at last, all you could do was stare at him in disbelief.

his body suit draped down— his muscles eagerly throbbing and the dominant outline of his abs all the more glowing. But bear in mind that kuni had tried to have you capitulate to him wholly, yet you didn‘t play into his cards, more so did you purposefully ignore him at that!

"keep your eyes on me and watch." he spat, an intriguing smirk pillowing onto his sweet lips as he began to idly push his stiff cock past the sloppy hole of his hand— it already being wet with his seed. You‘re frothing at the sight, pushing your thighs together and grinding up, as if that would actually help you feel something on your dribbling cunt.

kuni knows you wanted him now but instead he preferred to show you what you could‘ve had just moments ago, he can see it in your eyes, those hungry eyes waiting for him to take over.

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[greg-montgomery]

Me annoying tf out of hotch:

(@ravensmadreads)

THIS HAS SO MUCH HOTCH ENERGY!!! and it reminds me of a little blurb i’ve written with him so you just gave me the opportunity to post it 🤭

♡ ♡ ♡ ♡

Making love with your boss had always been one of your top five daydreams. But the magic of the actual thing was something that your imagination could have never prepared you for.

You were laying in Aaron’s arms with your eyes open and a huge grin on your face.

“Go to sleep,” you heard his grumpy voice.

“I can’t!” you exclaimed. “I’m too excited . I have a boyfriend now.”

Aaron bit the inside of cheek to hide his smile. He didn’t say anything.

“God, Aaron this is huge! I need to text Penelope.”

You tried to get up, but he immediately pulled you back. “Sit back down.”

“But I need to tell her that Aaron Hotchner is my boyfriend,” you insisted, emphasising his name. You really needed to tell her. Garcia was your best friend and she had known about your crush on Aaron since day one.

“You’ll tell her tomorrow,” he said and locked you in his arms. “Now sleep.”

“So we’re not hiding it from the team,” you replied carefully.

“I suggest we wait a little before we tell everyone. But I know you’ll end up telling Garcia anyway, so you may as well do it from now.”

“You know me so well,” you said and flashed him a dreamy smile.

“Hmm…” He tried to look serious, but his tiny smile was obvious.

He shut his eyes but you kept staring at him. “You’re so handsome…”

“Y/N, sleep.”

“Fine,” you pouted. “Jerk.”

“Yeah, that’s me,” he shrugged.

“But Aaron…”you whined and hid your face in the crook of his neck.

“I just wanna sleep with my girl in my arms. Is that too much to ask?”

His words made you completely melt.

“Okay, i’ll shut up,” you said. “Good night.”

“Good night, baby,” he answered and left a little kiss on your nose, bringing you closer with a smile on his face.

You giggled. “I like it when you call me baby.”

“I’m not getting any sleep tonight, am I?”

“No, don’t go to sleep yet,” you said.

“Why not?”

“I’ll miss you.”

“I’ll still be right here,” he laughed.

“I know but it’s not the same,” you argued. “I want you to look at me and talk to me.”

“Yeah?” he smirked. “And tell you what?”

“I don’t know...sweet stuff,” you murmured shyly.

“Sweet stuff, huh?” he said softly, his nose suddenly lost between your hair. “Like that I’m in love with you?” He kissed the back of your ear, making the butterflies in your stomach go crazy. “Or that you’re so beautiful it hurts to look at you?”

His lips were now on yours and you smiled against him, knowing you got what you wanted.

[stop-breaking-my-heart-dragonage]

You ever think about how in spite of knowing their exact locations, the game never gives any indication that templar Carver has reported his mage sibling, Merril (a blood mage) or Anders (an abomination) to his superiors?

I do think about that a lot, even though I tend to ignore the Templar Carver route because I know Warden Carver to be true in my heart and soul... but I totally get the appeal of Templar Carver within DA2's narrative, y'know?

It's so fascinating, really. I've never played a run with Templar Carver, I just can't bring myself to do it, so I know I'm missing out on smaller details of it. From what I do know, this drives me crazy in the best way possible.

Deciding whether to bring him or not to the Deep Roads is such an important choice, not only because it affects his fate, but how it affects his relationship to Hawke. He tells you that he wants to go, he makes it very clear that it's important to him that he goes, too... and Hawke can just leave him behind and it hurts him. I don't think that registers enough with some people just because of how Carver is, like it doesn't matter what Hawke's motivations are [staying behind for his safety, not wanting to bring him, thinking someone should stay with Leandra, etc] it still hurts him because it tells him that Hawke doesn't need him, and Carver wants to be needed.

And yes, there are other contributing factors to why he joins the templars, but it doesn't matter what your relationship is to him, it doesn't change the fact that he doesn't turn Hawke or his companions in.

Sure, the meta reason is it's a video game and you're playing the main character. You're never in any actual danger of being captured by templars, and you're not going to lose your companions to them that easy.

But if we look at it through the narrative and Carver's character, that's when it gets interesting. You can max out his rivalry and be an utter asshole to him [there's a point where you can call him a brat and mock him for being stuck in your shadow, like Hawke can be real cruel about it] but it doesn't matter, you're still his sibling. He even makes a remark about how you might not know what that means [referring to leaving him behind] but he does. He refuses to kill Hawke in the end when Meredith makes the order, too.

Which can I just point out that Hawke has the option to let Bethany die in the end if she's with the circle and they side with the templars? Just saying, Carver NEVER does that no matter what, but Hawke has the option to betray Bethany like that and it's fucked and interesting and it makes me want to eat my chair-

As for Merrill and Anders, I think he knows that if he turns either of them in, then the chances of Hawke being brought in as well skyrocket. They're all friends, they're in the same group... bring one in, and you'll probably get the other two.

I also think Carver just genuinely likes Merrill. Yes, I'm a Carver/Merrill shipper, so I have a bias, but even if you remove anything romantic from their dynamic I believe that's true. Of all the companions, Merrill is the only one who doesn't make fun of him, or find him annoying, in party banters. He never snaps back at her, like he's never defensive with her, he's just a little awkward and nice.

Like, HE'S SO NICE TO HER! He tries to find common ground with her! She asks him about "swording" and he's taken aback by her saying he's good at it, but you KNOW that if someone like Anders asked him the same question, he's be all, "shut up, you're stupid, stop talking to me >:["

Think back to that banter Carver can have with Aveline post-act 1 where they're talking about how the guard wasn't the right place for him [hard disagree with you there, Aveline] and Carver says he was a bit of a tit, wasn't he.... and every companion will agree except Merrill. She doesn't say anything, whereas other companions like Anders will be like "ugh maker YES" and if you have a purple Hawke, they'll go on to other ways Carver was a tit like?? I think Carver and Merrill got along and he doesn't want to turn her in because she was nice to him! And she's a blood mage! He knows what will happen to her if the templars get ahold of her! He doesn't want to see her made tranquil or killed!

At that point, he's witnessed what bad blood mages can do, assuming you've brought him along for those quests, but even so. He knows Merrill isn't like that and he likes her, so of course he's not going to turn her in despite that being his literal duty.

Then there's Anders who Carver doesn't like. If you're in a romance with him, Carver will tell him that's why he doesn't turn him in but c'mon Carver, you know that's not the only reason. My theory is Carver may not like Anders and he knows the man's got a spirit of justice inside of him... but Anders also runs a free clinic. If he's ever taken in by templars, then so many people [including a LOT of Fereldan refugees] will be without free health care and will suffer for it. I think in Carver's eyes, Anders might be irritating but he doesn't more good than harm. Carver knows first hand how shitty refugees and poorer people are treated in Kirkwall. Anders' clinic is the one place they can go for help and actually get it, and he's not going to be the one to take that away because the templars say "magic bad."

So yeah, I'm not as informed about the Templar Carver route, but I do think about how if I did do that route, he wouldn't betray Hawke or their companions no matter what and what that says about him.

[yuriyuruandyuraart]

Dancing with the devil...

@estelletheskeleton forgot to add this here but here you go >:Dc

[carefulfears]

I just love how carefree mulder and scully are in david’s episodes, it’s a side of them we so rarely got to see… 😔😔😔

yeah, me too. david writes journeys for mulder, with clear morals and arcs. the unnatural is about valuing “life on this planet,” finding space for joy and connection in the midst of blinding pursuit. amor fati is about commitment to your purpose, realigning to who you are at the core, who you were as a child. the promises that you made to yourself then. hollywood a.d. is about legacy, what we leave behind: does it matter if it’s warped, or if it’s nothing, so long as we loved and were loved well?

david’s episodes are classic hero’s journeys, active lessons for mulder as a character. but these are all things that scully already knows, so she gets to be passive and lighthearted and wise. they aren’t having anything beaten into them; they’re growing through storytelling, through play, through identification. they’re growing through watching a movie at 3am and rambling to each other. they’re growing through eating gross fake ice cream and reading old newspapers on a saturday morning. they’re growing through swinging a baseball bat, hips before hands, all night under the stars.

[rottiens]

My main question for you today is (and you can, of course as always, take your time with the answer)

If you could choose between your fictional crushes, which one of them would you want to dream about you? Or imagine things? Kind of how we do it, but they know they're fictional and you're real, but they can never really have you. Who would you want to ache for you?

Shikari…….. you really made me think a lot and I, I want to be fair and I will give you an answer, just one person. And I think for no one it will be a surprise that, gojo. Because I want to feel him long for me to be real in the same way I do for him, especially with everything that happened in the manga

[possamble]

yes!!! getting good grade in farcille!!!

[ssreeder]

how are we feeling about the new netflix adaptation of avatar??!!!!!!!!!!!! the zuko casting eats and swolzai is so cool to see actually translated well (although we will see how they treat the characters in this)

HEYYYYYYOOOOO!

The only thing I’m really looking forward to from the live action is being able to gossip about it with my mutuals. I don’t really have any other opinion, I mean… it looks cool! (Sokkas hair & zukos scar bother me but ehhhh what can I do?) But I’m an animation junky, I love my anime and my cartoons (bobs burgers beloved) so I don't particularly care for the “real people actors” taking over my cartoons but I’m totally chill about it honestly.

I will ABSOLUTELY be watching it and probably will form a more solid opinion after I actually watch the show.

[eebie]

youseemed tobe....Getitng psoessed by spongebob..... (contemplative thinking face ...))yres yeseyse...

i am bewitched by spongebob heartand mind

[monty-glasses-roxy]

Just had the idea of doing a Roxy askblog that's based on it being a secret blog she's not allowed to have and every so often if someone asks her something she just says stuff like "To the Fazspy reading this, I'm not the real Roxy." to try and throw the staff off her trail lmao

Will probably never make a blog like that, but it could be kinda funny. Maybe I bring the idea of an 'ask Roxy anything' game back where I draw the answers for it instead so it's not a whole ass blog dedicated to Roxy being a sneaky lil shit on the internet

[lacomandante]

teresa has this calm, protective kindness that makes me insane upon rewatching the sharpe series tbqh. and richard getting WHIPLASH hearing he’ll see her again is so perfecttttttt 🥺 i appreciate how there’s time for scenes independent of her romance that show how intelligent and compassionate she is despite all that’s happened to her. god i love her sm

Anon you are SO RIGHT on ALL of these points.....I foam at the mouth and roll around on the ground just THINKING about all of this. Teresa has every opportunity to be cold and cruel and ignore others, and she doesn't. She sees that Sharpe's struggling with leadership, nearly killed by his men if she hadn't intervened- pointing out to him that even though she doesn't always do what her men want, she asks them- does he just beat them until they do it? (There's a number of factors there beyond Sharpe's control, but she makes a good point.) She listens to soldiers gossip, gives him advice, sees him take that advice and SMILES when he does!! She doesn't have to do any of this but she does bc she wants to see him improve!! She sees him learn and grow bc of it and it's just so sweet... I definitely wish we got to see more of her by herself, but I love those moments, however brief. Especially with her and Josefina!! She checks up on her and makes sure she's alright, comforts her when she's going through a rough time, and offers her a solution to her problem."why do you try and hide your feelings? you're really quite kind." 😭 She wakes Sharpe to help, and makes him promise later to look after her and AAAHHH she cares!! she knows what its like to be a survivor of assault and she tries to protect both josefina and lady farthingdale!! And I have a multiparagraph rant about it but like. Teresa wanting to saving Lady Farthingdale from Hakeswill, her compassion and her kindness!!! are used against her!!!! AUGH!! But because that last thought is really sad- yes, I love how much Sharpe gets excited to know Teresa is nearby. His neck is on a swivel and if he were a dog you'd hear his tail thumping the ground rapidly. Hogan can get Sharpe to do just about anything by mentioning her name- and Sharpe is constantly thinking about Teresa throughout Company- where is she, why couldn't she get out, is she coming? And his panic when he thinks she's been shot coming out of the fortress OOUGHH...but I think one of my favorite scenes of all is the barn scene in Enemy, him poking his head out from the window and being SO excited because WIFE!!! WIFE IS HERE!! FUCK THE ROCKETS WIFE IS HERE

[thedeadthree]

-`. i need to be more unhinged about her so here is yana in this picrew. 🥀🌸<3💀

[hobbitunderthemountain]

in the biggest twist of the century my dad's fave character in our flag means death is black pete

[dirt-goth]

First haunt of the season and I'm a little sad I'm moving before October bc like half the staff recognized me + they are noooot playing with hands on this year💞

[waruihoshi]

bonk

Bonk :D

[dwter]

i’ll miss you so much jan you contributed to making this fandom as much fun for me as it was ❤️ wishing you the best

ill miss u too ❤️