#Human ratchet

[eggariesalad]

hf ratchet stuff

[kuwwukie]

who the hell do they think they are....

Designing these losers for an upcoming animatic....

[lemonkatt17]

Tbh Optimus could walk it off

(Bumblebee cried and dragged him over to ratchet tbh)

[spookuns]

the best ships <3 ft my friends babies. 🌸

Humanized Ratchet x Colorbreeze (me!)

Mike x Kleon @mikeehrmantrautshusband

Naemon x Kallalon @/naemonaldmeri (Twitter)

Fennorian x Evelynn @i-simp-for-fennorian

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I haven't drawn a piece this big since my surgery back in July, so I'm a bit rusty ha.

Closeups!

[strawbpusheen]

When I see that fugly mug that is ratchets canon humansona i cry because I know in my heart she is a beautiful woman with greying hair that falls in her face and a square jaw and has bags under her eyes that shows she works in healthcare and boobs and rectangle glasses and worry and stress lines on her face and big eyebrows and chubby and has tattoos and piercings and smokes and says shes too old for this shit. she is real to me.

[canisesconstellation]

Morning chats

[spilltheteabruh]

Honestly the longer I think about it the more I think that My Human G1 Ratchet would be albino ngl

[unknownforknown]

It looks like you just told him you accidentally broke one of his tools. And he's a bit annoyed about it.

Completely forgot about this beard Ratch!

[keferon]

Don’t mind me I just like to see him go bananas about cartoonish Autobot rules

Maaan…..if Prowl was in tfp he would spontaneously combust at least once a day

[xpurplepiex]

humanization of some tfp designs part 2 part 3

and uhhh lonely Sound (dont like how i designed him but i'll post him anyway lol)

[aj2020ahgd]

first post for this hello transformers community

[michaela-o]

Wohoo some funky G/T art for ya all o(^▽^)o🧡

( i need more Elita one x fem human fics :,> )

[tinydefector]

Do you think cybertronians ever get a bit freaked out on how tough we are? Yes they can break us like toothpicks but humans seem to be able to take a good beating as well with adrenaline helping. Even our own body and oxygen trys kills us and yet we stick around like roaches. We're fragile in some reasonable and dumb ways and then resilient in the most dumbest ways.

Oh definitely, alot of the bots are very off put by how fragile humans are just in general and tend to avoid them.

But then there's the moments like Ratchet working a late shift and a small knock on the door alerts him someone's there, he turns around expecting it to be Rodimus or Whirl who he's about to scold but instead it's one of the humans and they look worse for wear. After fussing over them for a moment, detailed scans relay fractured ribs, a broken collar bone, and a heap of bruises and yet the humans just like. "Can I have some Panadol, Nurophen, and a glass of water?" Because they don't know what else to do its what they would get. Most of the times they ended up in the hospital. Ratchet is losing his God dawn mind as he rushes around looking for the best painkillers he can find for orgaincs in the smallest dosage he can give, hoping to primus it doesn't shut their heart down. In the end, they end up on a medication that makes them extremely drowsy, almost like the green whistle/ Weed.

Ratchet ends up doing alot of study on the human body and realises just how fucked up little monsters we are. We literally need oxygen to survive but he we have to much pure oxygen it will kill us. Water, we need a certain amount of it, if we don't have enough we will get dehydrated and die, if we have to much we will get water poisoning, intoxication, or a disruption of brain function. This happens when there's too much water in our cells, such as the brain and blood cells, causing them to swell. When the cells in the brain swell, they cause pressure in the brain, resulting in death. The issue is that it can become an addiction to drinking too much water for the effect it has on the body. Same with nearly everything we consume, it can kill us, but we need a lot of it in moderation.

Human: "I just need some basic pain killers and a nap"

Bot: "No, you need full surgery, sedations, and 3 weeks of recovery!"

Human: "nah she'll be fine!"

Bot: "Absolutely Not, bed now before I cuff you"

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Following that imagine a first contact AU where Cybertronians and humans are just slowly getting to know how the other works and next thing a human is kneeling over in horrific pain and it send the bots all into panic mode trying to help them, wondering what's happening and thinking they are dying. And the human after about ten minutes some pain killers still looking rather pale and unhealthy just go. "Sorry about that fuck I hate, Cramps/palpitations/ phantom pains/ and such" and the bots are just looking at them horrified like.

Bot: NOT NORMAL!!!"

Human: what you talking about?

Bot: everything that just happened you literally just short circuited!

Human: nah that's causal wait till you see the really funky shit.

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Human pet AU

Cybertronian's keeping humans as pets is like humans keeping hamsters. Humans are some of the most homicidal, suicidal and just deranged creatures that Cybertronian's could keep as pets. It's gotten to the point that they are a luxury/ exotic pet because if you do not feed them the right stuff, give them the right amount of light and socialising, and they will just die. There are so many Cybertronian's who take their human into clinics worried as and its just the human being a little bustard because they didn't get the treat they wanted 2 weeks ago and are still holding that grudge. Not to mention, we are prone to causing as much trouble and issue. We are like cats.

But we are also very easily sick and primus forbid a human gets sick because to a bot they think it's a death sentence for their sweet little spitfire of a human who they have had now for ages. And the human looks ready to die, and the next day, they are up and about like nothing ever happened.

Human: if you don't feed me the meals I want I'm going to pretend to die. If you do feed me what I want I might actually die because I shouldn't be eating it.

Panicked bot: "MY HUMAN HAS GOTTEN SICK. HELP!?!"

Human: totally worth it.

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In conclusion, the cybertronians are rather wary/ concerned about how resilient humans really are.

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[lemonkatt17]

Have some doodles I did like yesterday night KSHAKDB sorry for the no like actual art for a bit I’m workin on a lil something but been distracted with OC stuff and MLP and watching transformers movies LMAOOO

[spookuns]

posting him cropped by himself but I love my human! Ratchet design

He's inspired by both Animated and Prime, like a mixed balance of the two.

[transformers-spike]

mmmm the intimacy of hand holding between bots and humans