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Man, CGI has really ruined Hollywood.
I've said how much I hate CGI in the past. How at this point I can't see the movie but just CGI blobs, or how about the fact that CGI takes away jobs like Make-up artists and costume design? "Hey if the computer can do it, why bother to wear the costume at all?" This is why corporations now turned to AI, and it's backfiring.
So why even bring this up? This summer I decided to watch Young Indiana Jones Chronicles again. I watched the first half of volume one, so far the first four adventures follow 10 year old Indiana Jones as he travels the world with his parents and tutor. Eventually the series tackles what happened to Indy's mother and the bitter relationship between father and son but as for right now Professor Jones is traveling and lecturing. This series was released in 1992 and as a kid when this series was released I didn't miss an episode, it was one of my favorite shows - why the fucking hell is Hollywood stupid now? This isn't some crummy nostalgia trip because I have the set and watch it on occasion, in the last 20 years Hollywood has given us reboots and self inserts, I'm not entertained watching someone's fan fiction play out.
This show starts off with a monologue explaining how Indy got to be an adventurous kid, and how he ended up with his dog. It then slides into how the family started their trip around the world - their house is a Victorian style house so you know the rest of this will be shot on location. Even as a kid I loved the location shots and costumes, I wanted to go back in time and wear Mrs. Jones clothes, I thought she was so pretty.
Okay now first of all, Professor Jones. George Lucas had to know after releasing Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade in 1989, and having Sean Connery as Indy's father, that wasn't going to be easy. The actor, Lloyd Owen, not only has the look but his acting style follows Mr. Connery. Right down to saying "Junior!" almost exact.
Shoot on location or green screen? I understand budget, but if you were given the money to show off the beauty of a country, why destroy it with computer generation?
I mean even the silent film Phantom of the Opera, that music hall set was designed using sketches. People thought that scene was filmed in an actual music hall. Lucas filmed on location in several episodes, using props that fit the time period, with 10 year old Indy the journey began in 1909.
Props and costumes really make a difference in transporting the audience back in time.
But even at that, through the series Indy meets several historical figures. Some show up several times like T. E. Lawrence and Howard Carter, so of course they had to look like the person they were portraying but what about Sigmund Freud? Tolstoy? Even a young Norman Rockwell?
This is the first episode, Carter and T. E. Lawrence are at a digsite. The crafty thing about Lucas is the characters mention King Tut so yeah you're gonna see these guys again
Here's a young Norman Rockwell
Here's Puccini, the opera composer who gave us Madame Butterfly. I watched the episode last night and didn't realize just how much it showed the actual Puccini - in the episode he went after Indy's mom, the real Puccini was a womanizer so there was no holding back
You can say I'm nostalgic and defend 2024 Hollywood but look at Who Framed Roger Rabbit that was released in 1988
Or how about Dick Tracy, released in 1990
Then there's Rocketeer in 1991
And then the same year that Young Indiana Jones Chronicles was released to TV, there was Newsies - 1992
Can we go back to movies and TV shows that look like the time period they were set in?
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Slaughter Leitner Reading List
The full list of submissions for the Slaughter Leitner bracket. Bold titles are ones which were accepted to appear in the bracket. Synopses and propaganda can be found below the cut. Be warned, however, that these may contain spoilers!
Abercrombie, Joe: The Heroes Anderson, Poul: The Broken Sword
Bachman, Richard (Stephen King): Rage Burgess, Anthony: A Clockwork Orange
Chesterton, G.K.: The Sign Of The Broken Sword Christie, Agatha: Murder is Easy Colgan, Jenny T.: In the Blood Collins, Suzanne: The Hunger Games Conrad, Joseph: Heart of Darkness Coville, Bruce: The Japanese Mirror
Echeverría, Esteban: El matadero (The slaughteryard) Ellis, Bret Easton: American Psycho Evans, Robert: After the Revolution
Felker-Martin, Gretchen: Manhunt
Golding, William: Lord of the Flies
Hemingway, Ernest: For Whom the Bell Tolls Hendrix, Grady: The Final Girl Support Group Herbert, James: The Fog Hitler, Adolf: Mein Kampf Homer: The Iliad Howard, Robert E.: Rogues in the House Hunter, Erin: Warrior Cats
Icelandic Saga: The Saga of the Sworn Brothers
Jackson, Shirley: The Lottery Jarrell, Randall: The Death of the Ball Turret Gunner
Kuang, Rebecca F.: The Poppy War
Lansdale, Joe R.: Down by the Sea near the Great Big Rock Laumer, Keith, et. al.: Bolo
Martin, George R.R.: A Song of Ice and Fire McCarthy, Cormac: Blood Meridian Michelinie, David and Dean Wesley Smith: Carnage In New York Moody, David: Hater
Owen, Wilfred: Dulce et Decorum Est
Pendleton, Don: The Executioner Pratchett, Terry: Jingo Pratchett, Terry: THUD!
Remarque, Erich Maria: All Quiet on the Western Front Remender, Rick: Deadly Class
Schmitt, Carl: The Concept of the Political
Takami, Koushun: Battle Royale Thomas, Ryan C.: The Summer I Died Tzu, Sun: The Art of War
Vallejo, Fernando: La virgen de los sicarios (Our lady of the assasins)
Walsh, Rodolfo: Operación: masacre (Operation: Massacre) Weber, David: Honor Harrington
Abercrombie, Joe: The Heroes
The author explains in the foreword that he didn't just want to show that War is Hell, but to explore why it nevertheless has such a hold on human imagination. Thus, we get to see both the stupidity and waste and horror of it and the way it can turn men into monsters, but also examples of how it brings out the best in some people, and how the constant danger and the bonds among soldiers can be so addictive as to make someone who's gotten used to them feel like a peaceful civilian life is hardly worth living.
Anderson, Poul: The Broken Sword
The book tells the story of Skafloc Half Elf (actually a human stolen by the elves), son of Orm the Strong. The story begins with the marriage of Orm the Strong and Aelfrida of the English. Orm kills a witch's family on the land, and later half-converts to Christianity, but quarrels with the local priest and sends him off the land. Meanwhile, an elf, Imric, seeks out the witch to capture the son of Orm, Valgard. In his place he leaves a changeling called Valgard. The real Valgard is taken away to elven lands and named Skafloc by the elves. He grows up among the fairies there. Later, he has a significant part in a war against the trolls.
The eponymous weapon, named Tyrfing in the 1971 revision, was given to Skafloc as his naming-gift by the Aesir. He later travels to the ends of the Earth to have it reforged by Bolverk, the Ice Giant.
Anderson wrote the book during the Cold War, and it does reflect on the story. For example, the Elf-Troll conflict is basically a proxy war between two great powers, the Aesir and the Jotuns; the latter two do not fight directly because that would lead to Ragnarok, the final battle in which most of the world would be destroyed. The parallel to the real-world threat of nuclear war is obvious. Even the titular sword may be an allusion to nuclear weapons; Skafloc contemplates throwing the sword into the sea, but realizes someone - probably much less moral than himself - would eventually find and use it.
Bachman, Richard (Stephen King): Rage
A controversial psychological thriller novel about a disturbed high-school student with authority problems who one day kills one of his teachers and takes the rest of his class hostage. Over the course of one long, tense and unbearable hot afternoon, this student, named Charlie Decker, explains what led him to this drastic sequence of events, while at the same time deconstructing the personalities of his classmates, forcing each one to justify his or her existence.
The novel has been associated with actual high school shooting incidents in the 1980s and 1990s. In response, the author allowed the novel to fall out of print (though it can still be found and read), and has even explicitly requested that no future printings are made.
A rare, disturbing book allegedly linked to actual horrible events in real life, and whose own author wants nothing to do with? What's more Leitner than that?
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It tells the story of Charlie Decker, an inexplicably volatile high school senior who decides to storm his algebra class, shoot his teacher and take the students hostage. The book became infamous after it was associated with actual high school shooting incidents in the 1980s and 1990s, with the author letting it fall deliberately out of print in 1997 after the book was found in the locker of a teenager who had killed three classmates and injured five others.
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The story is about a disturbed high schooler who, after being expelled, shoots his teacher and takes the rest of his class hostage.
Stephen King requested the novel to be pulled out of circulation after its connection to several similar school shooting incidents possibly inspired by it. It is a real life Leitner.
Burgess, Anthony: A Clockwork Orange
The novel is narrated by Alex, a young man who leads a gang of “droogs” and takes pleasure in “ultra-violence.” After being arrested and convicted of murder, Alex undergoes an experimental procedure that is intended to cure him of his violent tendencies.
Chesterton, G.K.: The Sign Of The Broken Sword
"Where would a wise man hide a leaf? In the forest. If there were no forest, he would make a forest. And if he wished to hide a dead leaf, he would make a dead forest. And if a man had to hide a dead body, he would make a field of dead bodies to hide it in."
A Father Brown tale, filled with war, bloody passions, broken blades, and of course, murder.
General Sir Arthur St. Clare provoked a completely unnecessary military battle and defeat purely to cover up the fact that he had killed one of his men in a bout of rage. He was then in turn overpowered and hanged by his own surviving soldiers in revenge.
Christie, Agatha: Murder is Easy
During his travel back home from an overseas job, former policeman Luke Fitzwilliam comes across Miss Lavinia Pinkerton (in some editions her last name is Fullerton), an elderly lady who's on her way to Scotland Yard. A serial killer seems to be loose in her home village of Wychwood under Ashe, and she believes she knows who the next victim will be. Luke secretly thinks she's making this up, but her similiarity to his favorite aunt leads him to humor her.
The next day, Luke reads about Miss Pinkerton's death, then about the death of Dr. John Humbleby a few days later. Dr. Humbleby was the one the affable old lady thought would die next. While the cause of his death seems to be thanks to an infection, Luke decides to look into the matter himself.
Pretending to be a researcher into superstitions and witchcraft, Luke begins his investigation into the multiple deaths. What all the deaths have in common is that the victims were largely seen as pests and none of them seemed to have died by foul play. With the help of Bridget Conway, a secretary of Lord Whitfield (in some editions he's called Easterfield) who's much smarter than she looks, Luke might be able to figure out who the murderer is and stop the killings for good.
The serial killer kills anyone who is in any way disliked by their real target, Lord Whitfield, with the ultimate goal of pinning all the murders on him. If that sounds completely insane, that's because it is.
Colgan, Jenny T.: In the Blood
Summary: "All over the world, people are "ghosting" each other on social media. Dropping their friends, giving vent to their hatred, and everywhere behaving with incredible cruelty. Even Donna has found that her friend Hettie, with her seemingly perfect life and fancy house, has unfriended her. And now, all over the world, internet trolls are dying...
As more and more people give in to this wave of bitterness and aggression, it's clear this is no simple case of modern living. This is unkindness as a plague. From the streets of London to the web cafes of South Korea and the deepest darkest forests of Rio, can the Doctor and Donna find the cause of this unhappiness before it's too late?"
Why it's Slaughter: Yeah, it's anger as a bloodborne disease, basically. You get angrier and more violent, spreading the disease further -- and then your heart can't take any more and it explodes.
Collins, Suzanne: The Hunger Games
Winning means fame and fortune. Losing means certain death. The Hunger Games have begun. . . . In the ruins of a place once known as North America lies the nation of Panem, a shining Capitol surrounded by twelve outlying districts. The Capitol is harsh and cruel and keeps the districts in line by forcing them all to send one boy and one girl between the ages of twelve and eighteen to participate in the annual Hunger Games, a fight to the death on live TV. Sixteen-year-old Katniss Everdeen regards it as a death sentence when she steps forward to take her sister's place in the Games. But Katniss has been close to dead before-and survival, for her, is second nature. Without really meaning to, she becomes a contender. But if she is to win, she will have to start making choices that weigh survival against humanity and life against love.
Conrad, Joseph: Heart of Darkness
In Heart of Darkness, various European powers are exploiting Africa for its riches and resources while leaving little or nothing to the Africans who are laboring under them. Through Marlow, Conrad shows the horrors of colonialism and concludes that the Europeans, not the Africans, are the true savages.
Coville, Bruce: The Japanese Mirror
"Jonathan is noted for having had a foul temper that made him yell at anyone who triggered it, until the titular mirror begins absorbing his anger after he gets his blood on it... and the thing inside begins to stir."
Echeverría, Esteban: El matadero (The slaughteryard)
Argentina, 1839. A young man dies for his political beliefs when attacked by a mob in a slaughteryard used to butcher cattle.
The story takes place at the height of Juan Manuel de Rosas’ reign of terror. Though fictional, it is an open indictment of that brutal regime and the first masterwork of Latin-American literature, orginally published twenty years after the author’s death. El matadero, or The Slaughteryard, is reputed to be the most widely studied school text in Spanish-speaking South America.
Ellis, Bret Easton: American Psycho
Patrick Bateman is a yuppie's yuppie. He works on Wall Street, has a pretty girlfriend, and spends most of his free time in trendy restaurants and clubs. However, he is also a psychotic killer who often hallucinates and murders people in increasingly horrific ways, often over the most trivial of provocations or for no reason whatsoever.
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It follows the life of Patrick Bateman, a wealthy and handsome investment banker living in Manhattan in the 1980s. Beneath his polished exterior lies a psychopathic killer who preys on his victims without remorse. Bateman's exploits quickly grow more and more extreme, and his mask of sanity starts to slip.
Patrick Bateman's murders (or hallucinations of murders) are often over the most trivial of provocations or for no reason whatsoever. It is a book about the Slaughter.
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Patrick Bateman moves among the young and trendy in 1980s Manhattan. Young, handsome, and well educated, Bateman earns his fortune on Wall Street by day while spending his nights in ways we cannot begin to fathom. Expressing his true self through torture and murder, Bateman prefigures an apocalyptic horror that no society could bear to confront.
Evans, Robert: After the Revolution
Roland the Super-Soldier has cybernetic implants that reward him with a sense of euphoria for killing and battle. As a result, Roland is a highly reluctant fighter because he knows he will lose himself to bloodlust if he ever sees enough fighting and tries to deafen out his implants with lots and lots and lots of drugs. The Battle of Waco sees him fully jump off the wagon and he ends up killing well over a thousand people while on a battle-induced high, even going so far as to hunt down escaping survivors and people trying to surrender to chase the thrill.
Felker-Martin, Gretchen: Manhunt
Beth and Fran spend their days traveling the ravaged New England coast, hunting feral men and harvesting their organs in a gruesome effort to ensure they'll never face the same fate.
Robbie lives by his gun and one hard-learned motto: other people aren't safe.
After a brutal accident entwines the three of them, this found family of survivors must navigate murderous TERFs, a sociopathic billionaire bunker brat, and awkward relationship dynamics―all while outrunning packs of feral men, and their own demons.
Manhunt is a timely, powerful response to every gender-based apocalypse story that failed to consider the existence of transgender and non-binary people, from a powerful new voice in horror.
Golding, William: Lord of the Flies
A group of boys wind up stranded together on a deserted island. While they initially intended to work together, the boys wind up separating into faction and come to grow hostile and distrusting of one another. Eventually, the boys turn to violence, malice, and eventual murder in order to stay alive, with mob mentality and fear gripping them all.
Also important is the fact that the boys are stranded trying to ESCAPE a war, and then get so caught up in fear and desperation to survive that they initiate war among themselves, resulting in a cruel cycle of perpetuating the violence and death they feared and sought to get away from. Essentially it's a commentary on war itself and the things fear can drive people to do, reducing them to base instincts.
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Stranded on an island, the fragile social constructs between a group of British schoolboys break down, and they revert to mindless violence and murder.
Hemingway, Ernest: For Whom the Bell Tolls
In 1937 Ernest Hemingway traveled to Spain to cover the civil war there for the North American Newspaper Alliance. Three years later he completed the greatest novel to emerge from "the good fight," For Whom the Bell Tolls. The story of Robert Jordan, a young American in the International Brigades attached to an antifascist guerilla unit in the mountains of Spain, it tells of loyalty and courage, love and defeat, and the tragic death of an ideal. In his portrayal of Jordan's love for the beautiful Maria and his superb account of El Sordo's last stand, in his brilliant travesty of La Pasionaria and his unwillingness to believe in blind faith, Hemingway surpasses his achievement in The Sun Also Rises and A Farewell to Arms to create a work at once rare and beautiful, strong and brutal, compassionate, moving and wise. "If the function of a writer is to reveal reality," Maxwell Perkins wrote to Hemingway after reading the manuscript, "no one ever so completely performed it." Greater in power, broader in scope, and more intensely emotional than any of the author's previous works, it stands as one of the best war novels of all time.
Hendrix, Grady: The Final Girl Support Group
Lynnette Tarkington is a real-life final girl. She witnessed and survived not one, but two mass killings and the events have left her traumatized and constantly looking over her shoulder. And she's not alone. For more than a decade she's been meeting with five other actual final girls and their therapist in a support group for those who survived the unthinkable, putting their lives back together.
The support group has to keep their very existence secret. Each of the women were able to turn their events into movie franchises, to varying degrees of success. Fans of both the original killers and the films they inspired are known to stalk and harass them, along with anyone who thinks that getting a good soundbite to sell could be their ticket to fame and fortune.
Then one day, one of the women misses a meeting and Lynnette's worst fears are realized—someone knows about the group and is determined to take their lives apart again, piece by piece.
Herbert, James: The Fog
an earthquake cracks open a secret bioweapon buried underground for disposal, and which causes people and animals who breathe it to go utterly homicidal. The main plot surrounds Jon Holman, an Environmental Officer for the British government, who is present at the fog's dramatic entrance and spends most of the book trying to stop the fog; meanwhile, Herbert occasionally takes us on little side trips to see what horrible thing the fog is making happen next.
Hitler, Adolf: Mein Kampf
A hateful book made by a hateful man, definetly. I dont know if you gonna put it, just submiting this here just in case.....
Homer: The Iliad
(Unless otherwise noted, translations are by Peter Green.)
"Goddess, sing of the cataclysmic wrath of great Achilles, son of Peleus, which caused the Greeks immeasurable pain and sent so many noble souls of heroes to Hades…"
(translation by Emily Wilson)
The Iliad is the archetypical war story. It traces the destructive path of the demigod Achilles, who sets in motion a devastating series of events when he refuses to fight the Trojans in a pique of pride. The infamous catalogue of ships in Book 2 gives a sense of the mind-numbing scale of a war fought over something as intangible as the pride of men and gods. The lavish descriptions of battle and the accounts of individual deaths and wounds give a sense of the utter devastation of war and the grief it leaves behind:
"Not in vain from [Diomēdēs's] hand did the missile fly, but struck Phēgeus full in mid-breast, threw him clear of his horses. Then from the fine-crafted chariot Idaios sprang down, but dared not make a stand over his slain brother, nor would he himself have escaped the black death spirit without the aid of Hēphaistos, who saved him, hid him in darkness, to ensure that aged Darēs [father of Phēgeus and Idaios] was not wholly undone by grief."
Without the help of Achilles, the Trojans begin to gain ground on the Greeks. Torn between his pride and his concern for his comrades, Achilles agrees to let his beloved Patroclus disguise himself in Achilles' armor to hearten the Greeks and scare the Trojans:
"All at once [the Greeks] came charging out like a swarm of wasps by the roadside that boys have a way of provoking to fury, constantly teasing them in their nests along the highway, as children will, creating a widespread nuisance, so that if some traveler passing by should happen to annoy them by accident, they with aggressive spirit all come buzzing out in defense of their offspring-- like them in heart and spirit the Myrmidons now streamed forth from the ships, and an endless clamor arose…"
Hector, prince of Troy kills Patroclus and unleashes the unbridled wrath of Achilles, who becomes so enraged he slaughters every Trojan in his path so gruesomely he enrages the River itself:
"Achilles, scion of Zeus, now left his spear on the bank, leaning against a tamarisk, and charged in like a demon, armed only with his sword, horrific deeds in mind. He turned and struck at random, and ghastly cries went up from those caught by his sword: the water ran red with blood…"
"My lovely streams are currently all awash with corpses; I can't get to discharge my waters into the bright sea, I'm so choked with the dead, while you ruthlessly keep on killing!"
When the River almost drowns Achilles, he's terrified--not of death, but of being robbed the glory of his promised death at the hands of the Trojans:
"If only Hektōr had killed me, the best-bred warrior here, / then noble had been the slayer, noble the man he slew…"
In The Iliad, war is destruction and grief but simultaneously honor and glory, and Achilles is only one of the many characters who move through its battlefields like the incarnation of Slaughter itself.
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Dating to the ninth century B.C., Homer’s timeless poem still vividly conveys the horror and heroism of men and gods wrestling with towering emotions and battling amidst devastation and destruction, as it moves inexorably to the wrenching, tragic conclusion of the Trojan War. Renowned classicist Bernard Knox observes in his superb introduction that although the violence of the Iliad is grim and relentless, it coexists with both images of civilized life and a poignant yearning for peace.
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I mean it's a big ol' war story! The wrath of Achilles alone is the stuff of Slaughter-aligned nightmares.
Howard, Robert E.: Rogues in the House
One of the Conan the Cimmerian short stories http://gutenberg.net.au/ebooks06/0600781h.html
From TV Tropes: "Conan is sitting in prison after killing a priest (he had it coming) when he is approached by a nobleman named Murillo, who has a proposition for him: kill the Red Priest Nabonidus for him, and he will provide Conan a horse, a sack of gold, and a one way ticket out of town and away from the gallows.
Conan escapes from jail, and, after dealing with the prostitute who turned him in, heads off to Nabonidus's mansion. Conan tries entering through the sewer, only to get stuck down there thanks to one of the mansions traps. While down there, he runs into Murillo, who had arrives there first with the intention of killing Nabonidus himself, thinking Conan had high tailed it out of town. They soon discover Nabonidus trapped down there as well, a prisoner in his own home.
Turns out Nabonidus's servant, a man-ape named Thak, has rebelled against his master, and now uses the assortment of traps set around the mansion to keep out unwanted guests (and keep his prisoners in). The three rogues will have to work together if they ever want to get out of the mansion alive, lest they fall victim to Thak, or perhaps, to each other."
Hunter, Erin: Warrior Cats
Warrior Cats is a series about a society at constant war. It is known for having an excessive amount of gore and violence for a children’s series, and this exact violence is the subject of many pieces of fanart. What’s more, the Warrior Cats community frequently animates the battle sequences and violence to music.
This is a series in which war is a simple fact of life (it’s called Warriors for a reason). There is no real end to this constant conflict, the continuous cycle of bloodshed. The series is still ongoing. It’s been 21 years. These cats are still fighting and fighting and fighting for generation after generation.
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This one didn't get past round 2 in the Hunt and honestly I think it deserves a Slaughter win more. It takes place in a kitty civilization where the characters are very frequently battling over very important subjects such as who gets to own a pile of rocks or some cat catching a rabbit on the wrong side of the border. There's brief periods of peace and allyship, but most of the time, tensions are present and everybody is probably willing to start beating each other up if they scent another clan on their territory. The violence isn't instinct or the thrill of it beyond the fact that these are still cats who hunt prey, but it's still rather irrational in many cases. The only real path in life you can have in a clan which isn't committing to causing and withstanding senseless violence is the path of healing that senseless violence, seeing cats you can't save die and also not being able to have children or a mate ever, which isn't even something you can choose to do without approval from cat heaven most times, meaning that you'll most likely be locked into a cycle of mindless battles over that one guy from the other clan accidentally marking the wrong side of the border.
This is also how you get brand new artists in the age range the books are for drawing cat violence and death with their limited skills before they somehow become the best artists you've ever seen while still probably drawing lots of cat violence and death. These murder cat books have an unexplained impact on young artists who will be drawing the same scenes of their pick for the saddest cat death years later. It also gets people making their own stories inspired by it, which are often still cat soap operas with plenty of senseless violence (source: 9 year old me had one of these bloody cat soap opera stories inspired by Warriors), and might even lead to Warriors rps with similar amounts of violence.
Icelandic Saga: The Saga of the Sworn Brothers
"About a decade after Iceland has converted to Christianity, best friends Thorgeir Havarson and Thormod Bersason grow up together in the Icelandic Westfjords. Teachings of love and forgiveness are, alas! all wasted on Thorgeir and Thormod, who feel they are not cut out for a pacifist lifestyle, and intend to shape their lives in the ways of the vikings of old. As they believe it is their destiny to die fighting, the two make a pact that whoever of them lives longer will avenge the other, and seal the deal by performing the rites of fóstbrœðralag, sworn brotherhood. Naturally, there comes a time when the fearsome warrior Thorgeir gets himself killed, leaving the scrawny poet Thormod with the duty to avenge his death."
And, oh boy, does he ever.
Jackson, Shirley: The Lottery
“A fictional small American community that observes an annual tradition known as "the lottery", which is intended to ensure a good harvest and purge the town of bad omens. The lottery, its preparations, and its execution are all described in detail, though it is not revealed until the end what actually happens to the person selected by the random lottery: the selected member of the community is stoned to death by the other townspeople.”
Jarrell, Randall: The Death of the Ball Turret Gunner
From my mother’s sleep I fell into the State, And I hunched in its belly till my wet fur froze. Six miles from earth, loosed from its dream of life, I woke to black flak and the nightmare fighters. When I died they washed me out of the turret with a hose.
Kuang, Rebecca F.: The Poppy War
"When Rin aced the Keju—the Empire-wide test to find the most talented youth to learn at the Academies(…) That she got into Sinegard—the most elite military school in Nikan—was even more surprising.(…) Rin discovers she possesses a lethal, unearthly power—an aptitude for the nearly-mythical art of shamanism. Exploring the depths of her gift with the help of a seemingly insane teacher and psychoactive substances, Rin learns that gods long thought dead are very much alive—and that mastering control over those powers could mean more than just surviving school.
For while the Nikara Empire is at peace, the Federation of Mugen still lurks across a narrow sea. The militarily advanced Federation occupied Nikan for decades after the First Poppy War, and only barely lost the continent in the Second. And while most of the people are complacent to go about their lives, a few are aware that a Third Poppy War is just a spark away . . ."
Series heavily focused on slaughter and war.
Lansdale, Joe R.: Down by the Sea near the Great Big Rock
A family on vacation camps out near the titular rock. Over time they become increasingly snappish with each other and thinking violent thoughts. It culminates in a bloody massacre off-screen whose aftermath horrifies one of the investigating detectives. The story ends with the great big rock sprouting flippers, the slaughter having sated its hunger, and swimming into the sea. The fish that swim near it start fighting each other.
Laumer, Keith, et. al.: Bolo
"Bolos might fail. They might die and be destroyed. But they did not surrender, and they never — ever — quit."
A series of stories, originally by Keith Laumer, that were later expanded into a Shared Universe by other authors. They detail the exploits of the Bolo, autonomous AI tanks that are supposed to have evolved from the standard main battle tank of the 20th century.
These aren't your normal tanks. For one, their designers decided that bigger was better, and since the only thing that could really take down a Bolo was another Bolo, they just kept building the Bolos bigger and bigger, to the point where even the stealth tanks mass 1,500 tons. Or in some novels the Mark XXXIII weighs 32,000 tons.
There are plenty of examples of why this is Slaughter, but the aptly-named Final War, culminating in a mutual campaign of total extermination between humans and Melconians that turned a whole spiral arm of the Milky Way into a lifeless waste of dead or hopelessly contaminated planets, takes the cake. It is notable that plans of Operation Ragnarok, the human half of the equation of genocide, were based on a scenario initially created to illustrate utter madness of such campaign. Even the eponymous sapient supertanks start cracking under the weight of their orders by the end, succumbing to bloodlust. When one of the very few surviving Bolos, Shiva, reawakens, he is horrified by the atrocities that he himself had not been above committing under the pretense of following orders.
Martin, George R.R.: A Song of Ice and Fire
Torture, war, bloodshed, sadism... it would be easier to list the aspects of Slaughter this *doesn't* include.
McCarthy, Cormac: Blood Meridian
An extremely dark and vicious deconstruction of the Western novel, with the central antagonist of Judge Holden, a violent, well-educated man who believes that "war is god" and appears to be solely motivated by the desire to propagate violence and pain. While the Glanton gang were already despicable and vile people, he corrupts them even further into his depraved frame of mind, succeeding with all but the protagonist... who he later kills violently.
Michelinie, David and Dean Wesley Smith: Carnage In New York
Spider-Man rescues Dr. Eric Catrall, a scientist, from government agents. Simultaneously, serial killer Cletus Kasady is brought to New York to undergo an experiment that would purge him of the Carnage symbiote, which is bonded to his bloodstream. Catrall infiltrates the experiment and in the confusion Carnage escapes, taking Catrall with him. When Catrall turns up in jail, Spider-Man learns he had invented a chemical that drives people insane with bloodlust, and the government wants it back in order to weaponize it. Even worse, the serum is now in Carnage's possession. Spider-Man is forced to go toe-to-talon with one of his most dangerous foes to retrieve the serum, which could make all of New York just as bloodthirsty as Carnage himself.
Moody, David: Hater
Something is wrong with society these days. The news gives reports of people just suddenly deciding to kill other people: enemies, strangers, coworkers, friends, family. Random. Brutal. For seemingly no reason.
Enter the protagonist, The Everyman: He lives a mundane life, married with children, slaves away for a paycheck under a miserable bitch of a boss. He stops going to work and barricades himself with his family inside their home until it's over because he starts seeing people mowing down other people in real life, on the street and at work, not just on television, which has basically gone off the air, and is now displaying the message, "REMAIN CALM DO NOT PANIC TAKE SHELTER WAIT FOR FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS THE SITUATION IS UNDER CONTROL".
By the end of the book, the main character realizes he is a Hater and then kills his father-in-law with plans to kill the rest of his family save for his daughter.
Owen, Wilfred: Dulce et Decorum Est
If you can't place why the name Wilfred Owen sounds so familiar, you might recognize him from MAG 7, "The Piper." That's right: the historical Owen's poetry dovetails so perfectly with the themes of the Slaughter, he becomes a character in the Entity's first appearance in the series!
It's really tempting to quote the entirety of "Dulce et Decorum Est" because all of it fits the slaughter so well, but instead I'll just provide a link. (pollrunner’s note: they did not provide a link)
The short of it is that the poem reflects the experiences Owen had in the trenches of World War I. Owen titles the poem after "The old Lie: Dulce et decorum est / Pro patria mori. [How sweet and proper it is / To die for your fatherland.]" He therefore excoriates people in his society who encourage young men to go to war, despite never having "pace[d] / Behind the wagon we flung [a soldier dying from a chemical attack] in, / And watch the white eyes writhing in his face, / His hanging face, like a devil's sick of sin…."
Owen's poem is the perfect representation of the visceral, disgusting trauma of witnessing your comrades slaughtered by the early twentieth century's newly industrialized war.
Pendleton, Don: The Executioner
"I am not their judge. These people have judged themselves by their own actions. I am their judgment. I am their executioner."
Mack Bolan (nicknamed "The Executioner" by his fellow soldiers) is an elite sniper/penetration specialist in The Vietnam War when he receives word that his father Sam, a steelworker in Pittsfield, has gone insane and shot dead his wife Elsa and daughter Cynthia ("Cindy"). On talking to the Sole Survivor, younger brother Johnny, Bolan discovers that his father was being squeezed by Mafia Loan Sharks and, on hearing that his daughter was prostituting herself to cover his debt, snapped under the pressure.
Figuring there's no point in fighting a war 8,000 miles away when there's a bigger enemy right here at home, Mack Bolan sets forth on a one-man crusade to destroy The Mafia, using all the military weapons and tactics at his disposal including heavy machine guns, rocket launchers, sniper rifles, night-vision scopes, radio-detonated explosives, electronic surveillance, silenced handguns and the garrotte. Bolan is also fond of using wiles to turn his enemies against each other.
Inspired the character of The Punisher. Being in the Mafia (no matter how distant the link) is punishable by death. Doesn't matter if you just are an errand boy, you are guilty and must die.
Pratchett, Terry: Jingo
"‘Neighbours… hah. People’d live for ages side by side, nodding at one another amicably on their way to work, and then some trivial thing would happen and someone would be having a garden fork removed from their ear.’ When the neighbours in question are the proud empires of Klatch and Ankh-Morpork, those are going to be some pretty large garden tools indeed. Of course, no one would dream of starting a war without a perfectly good reason… such as a ‘strategic’ piece of old rock in the middle of nowhere. It is, after all, every citizen’s right to bear arms to defend their own. Even if it isn’t technically their own. And even if they don’t have much in the way of actual weaponry. As two armies march, Commander Vimes of the Ankh-Morpork City Watch faces unpleasant foes who are out to get him . . . and that’s just the people on his side. The enemy might be even worse."
Pratchett, Terry: THUD!
It's a Discworld book following Sam Vimes, commander of the city watch, trying to get to the bottom of a murder and quell tensions between the dwarf and troll communities in the city of Ankh Morpork. Thud! Is a book all about violence, in all it's different scales. Starting with War, the War of Koom Valley being a rallying cry that never fades, making every conflict between dwarves and trolls it's own little Koom Valley. From war to mob violence, fear and bile, assassin's sent to Vimes's house to kill his son with a flamethrower. Then down to quiet, horrible murder in the dark, betrayal so bad that the victim's last action calls up a quasi demonic force of pure vengeance.
This force, the summoning dark, possessed Vimes. He's always been an angry character, but also a man with supreme self control, who knows if you do a thing for a good reason, you'll do it for a bad one. through the narration we can see how the summoning dark strengthens his violent impulses and kneejerk reactions, his biases and anger, making him go on rants in his head about how "someone will burn for this! Burn!".
Although it has aspects of Dark to it, it's much more a book about the violence in people, any kind of people. One of its iconic scenes is of a thoroughly civilian clerk named A.E. Pessimal going postal and throwing himself into a riot, even biting a troll, which are made of rock in discworld!
Remarque, Erich Maria: All Quiet on the Western Front
"I am young, I am twenty years old; yet I know nothing of life but despair, death, fear, and fatuous superficiality cast over an abyss of sorrow. . . ."
"This is the testament of Paul Bäumer, who enlists with his classmates in the German army during World War I. They become soldiers with youthful enthusiasm. But the world of duty, culture, and progress they had been taught breaks in pieces under the first bombardment in the trenches.
Through years of vivid horror, Paul holds fast to a single vow: to fight against the principle of hate that meaninglessly pits young men of the same generation but different uniforms against one another . . . if only he can come out of the war alive."
Remender, Rick: Deadly Class
It's 1987. Marcus Lopez hates school. His grades suck. The jocks are hassling his friends. He can't focus on class. But the jocks are the children of Joseph Stalin's top assassin, the teachers are members of an ancient league of assassins, the class he's failing is "Dismemberment 101," and his crush has a double-digit body count. Welcome to the most brutal high school on earth, where the world's top crime families send the next generation of assassins to be trained. Murder is an art. Killing is a craft. At Kings Dominion School for the Deadly Arts, the dagger in your back isn't always metaphorical.
Schmitt, Carl: The Concept of the Political
In The Concept of the Political, composed in 1927 and fully elaborated in 1932, Schmitt defined “the political” as the eternal propensity of human collectivities to identify each other as “enemies”—that is, as concrete embodiments of “different and alien” ways of life, with whom mortal combat is a constant possibility and frequent reality. Schmitt assumed that the zeal of group members to kill and die on the basis of a nonrational faith in the substance binding their collectivities refuted basic Enlightenment and liberal tenets. According to Schmitt, the willingness to die for a substantive way of life contradicts both the desire for self-preservation assumed by modern theories of natural rights and the liberal ideal of neutralizing deadly conflict, the driving force of modern European history from the 16th to the 20th century.
Takami, Koushun: Battle Royale
The story tells of junior high school students who are forced to fight each other to the death in a program run by a fictional, fascist, totalitarian Japanese government known as the Republic of Greater East Asia.
Thomas, Ryan C.: The Summer I Died
So much screaming. When Roger Huntington comes home from college for the summer and is met by his best friend, Tooth, he knows they're going to have a good time. A summer full of beer, comic books, movies, laughs, and maybe even girls. So much pain. The sun is high and the sky is clear as Roger and Tooth set out to shoot beer cans at Bobcat Mountain. Just two friends catching up on lost time, two friends thinking about their futures, two friends-- So much blood. --suddenly thrust in the middle of a nightmare. Forced to fight for their life against a sadistic killer. A killer with an arsenal of razor sharp blades and a hungry dog by his side. So much death. If they are to survive, they must decide: are heroes born, or are they made? Or is something more powerful happening to them? And more importantly, how do you survive when all roads lead to death!
Tzu, Sun: The Art of War
It's an entire manifesto on how to conduct warfare effectively, ranging from hand to hand combat to military tactics. It's expansive and detailed and is still utilized today despite being hundreds of years old. Also I'm convinced my copy of it IS a Leitner because every single time I go and read it to get content, an armed conflict somewhere in the world pops up on my news feed a day or two later. It's spooky.
Vallejo, Fernando: La virgen de los sicarios (Our lady of the assasins)
A novel set in the backstreets of Medellin, Colombia, captures the lives of the beggars, thieves, drug addicts, and other lost souls of a city overwhelmed by the drug trade.
Walsh, Rodolfo: Operación: masacre (Operation: Massacre)
1956. Argentina has just lost its charismatic president Juán Perón in a military coup, and terror reigns across the land. June 1956: eighteen people are reported dead in a failed Peronist uprising. December 1956: sometime journalist, crime fiction writer, studiedly unpoliticized chess aficionado Rodolfo Walsh learns by chance that one of the executed civilians from a separate, secret execution in June, is alive. He hears that there may be more than one survivor and believes this unbelievable story on the spot. And right there, the monumental classic Operation Massacre is born.
Walsh made it his mission to find not only the survivors but widows, orphans, political refugees, fugitives, alleged informers, and anonymous heroes, in order to determine what happened that night, sending him on a journey that took over the rest of his life.
Originally published in 1957, Operation Massacre thoroughly and breathlessly recounts the night of the execution and its fallout.
Weber, David: Honor Harrington
Military Science Fiction series by David Weber. The book series is mainly set around the adventures of the titular heroine, although we see a fair amount of the wider universe. Weber has explicitly described the series as "Horatio Hornblower" IN SPACE! with the series being a great deal more focused on (Space) Naval operations than other science fiction series. Honor Harrington occasionally performs ground-based and political adventures, but the vast majority of the series is focused on her ship-to-ship conflicts, where she serves as commanding officer. A lot of military combat and dueling.
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Jurassic World 3: Il dominio: I dinosauri ci ridimensionano
"Li vuoi salvare perché hanno bisogno di noi o perché hai bisogno di assolvere te stessa?". È una frase che sentiamo dire da un personaggio minore, ed è rivolta a Claire, alias Bryce Dallas Howard, in una delle prime scene di Jurassic World: Il dominio, terzo capitolo della nuova trilogia iniziata da Jurassic World, e diretto da Colin Trevorrow. Claire, con un gruppo di animalisti, sta provando a liberare dei dinosauri che sono stati catturati da alcuni bracconieri e tenuti segregati in condizioni al limite della decenza. È da aspetti come questi che si nota come il mondo dei dinosauri, in questa nuova trilogia, sia visto sotto una luce diversa, lontana da quella dei film di Spielberg, nonostante il punto di partenza sia lo stesso. È questo, in fondo, uno degli aspetti più interessanti di un film che è comunque un grande intrattenimento. Il terzo capitolo inizia spiazzando e, dopo essere diventato quasi una spy-story e un action movie, torna nell'alveo dei predecessori, e, in fondo, non delude le attese.
A quattro anni da Isla Nublar…
Jurassic World - Il Dominio: due Velociraptor in una scena del trailer
Sono passati quattro anni dalla distruzione di Isla Nublar. I dinosauri sono arrivati sulla terraferma e ormai sono tra noi: vivono e cacciano insieme agli umani in tutto il mondo. L'umanità si chiede se, una volta riportate in vita queste specie estinte, debba proteggerle o lasciarle a se stesse. E se gli esseri umani abbiano diritto all'incolumità più di altre specie. Ancora una volta, però, l'essere umano sembra tirare fuori il peggio: i bracconieri sono a caccia di dinosauri per il mercato nero, e Owen Grady (Chris Pratt) e Claire Dearing (Bryce Dallas Howard) dovranno intervenire ancora una volta per sistemare le cose. Ma c'è una nuova minaccia che sembra mette in pericolo l'ordine e l'economia mondiale. E stavolta a intervenire ci saranno anche Ian Malcolm (Jeff Goldblum), Ellie Sattler (Laura Dern) e Alan Grant (Sam Neill). Sì, proprio i nostri vecchi amici del primo Jurassic Park…
La nuova trilogia ribalta il punto di vista
Jurassic World - Il Dominio: Chris Pratt in un primo piano in una scena del trailer
La grande idea alla base della trilogia di Jurassic World è proprio questa: i dinosauri sono trattati come animali, e non come mostri. E, come tali, sono delle specie da proteggere, degli esseri viventi con i loro diritti. È per questo che si battono i protagonisti della nuova saga, non solo per restare in vita e salvare il genere umano. La nuova trilogia allora, pur partendo dallo stesso punto della prima, con Jurassic World che era quasi un remake, oltre che un sequel, del primo Jurassic Park di Spielberg, è arrivata a una conclusione diversa, quasi a un ribaltamento. Non è un caso che il punto di vista ora è quello di Owen Grady: è un addestratore, un "uomo che sussurrava ai velociraptor", uno che i dinosauri li guarda da vicino, li tocca, li sente. Nella trilogia originale il punto di vista era quello dello scienziato, in qualche modo distante dai dinosauri, per lui oggetto di studio, ma non di empatia.
Jurassic World - Il Dominio: un'immagine del trailer
I dinosauri in mezzo a noi: inquietante, ma affascinante
Jurassic World - Il Dominio: il T-Rex in un Drive-In
Quella dei dinosauri in mezzo a noi è una prospettiva che è sì inquietante, ma allo stesso tempo è anche affascinante. Tolti gli animali più pericolosi, certo, è il sogno di ogni bambino che gioca con i dinosauri, con questi animali vissuti 65 milioni di anni fa che non ha mai potuto vedere dal vivo. Vedere i brachiosauri passare accanto ai camion di una segheria, con la neve che cade, è qualcosa di poetico. In fondo è questo che ci accade ogni volta che assistiamo a film di questo tipo: torniamo bambini. E la saga di Jurassic Park, da quando la lanciò un certo Steven Spielberg, ha formato centinaia di bambini e li ha fatti amare i dinosauri, e anche il cinema. Non è un caso che alcuni di quei bambini oggi fanno i paleontologi. E alcuni fanno i registi.
Un film che non ci si aspetta
Jurassic World: Il Dominio, Chris Pratt in motocicletta
Jurassic World: Il dominio è però un film che non ci si aspetta. Si gioca subito, con veloci news televisive e stralci di documentari, la carta degli aspetti paurosi, o spiacevoli, della convivenza tra umani e dinosauri, già diffusi nelle immagini di qualche mese fa. L'arrivo dei dinosauri nella nostra civiltà, tra l'altro, era stata una carta già giocata nel secondo film di Spielberg, Il mondo perduto: Jurassic park: ma quella dei dinosauri era una presenza estemporanea, e risolta in poco tempo. Qui è una presenza costante, è la nostra nuova vita, la "nuova normalità" per usare un termine in voga in questi anni. Giocata subito questa carta, il film passa ad altro. È qualcosa che ha a che fare con il Dna del cretaceo, con nuove creature, un'agricoltura geneticamente modificata. E la solita multinazionale scientifica…
Jurassic World: Il Dominio, una fotografia
Tra spy-story e action movie
Jurassic World: Il Dominio - Sam Neill, Laura Dern e Jeff Goldblum
È in questa nuova storia, una storyline a lungo parallela a quella di Owen e Claire, che entrano in scena Ian Malcolm, Ellie Sattler e Alan Grant, i personaggi del primo Jurassic Park, e che la nuova saga, da remake e sequel, sembra prendere la strada del legacy sequel, riportando in scena i vecchi personaggi. Jeff Goldblum, Sam Neill e Laura Dern, i nostri vecchi amici, sono in forma, la chimica tra loro funziona, ed è un piacere vederli. Però c'è una parte che ci allontana un po' dai dinosauri, dal classico mondo di Jurassic Park, e questa cosa finisce per spiazzare un po'. È una parte che sconfina nella spy-story, mente l'altra storyline, quella di Owen e Claire, finisce per andare nel campo dell'action movie, con gangster e inseguimenti. È una scelta che dimostra come la nuova trilogia abbia cambiato spesso genere: dal primo film, più classico, siamo passati a un fantasy-horror con il secondo Jurassic World - Il regno distrutto, diretto da Juan Antonio Bayona, mentre ora siamo tra la spy-story e l'action movie alla James Bond.
I dinosauri, nelle scene d'azione in modo naturale
Jurassic World - Il Dominio: una scena tratta dal trailer
In questo senso, cambia anche, almeno per la prima parte, la presenza dei dinosauri nel racconto. Molti di loro non hanno più delle vere e proprie scene madri, il loro ingresso ad effetto, non sono protagonisti assoluti. Sono già nel nostro mondo, e in questo modo sono inseriti in modo organico alle scene d'azione, sono naturalmente integrati in esse. Così vediamo dei velociraptor partecipare a una scena di inseguimento in moto, in modo spettacolare sì, ma anche naturale. I grandi predatori, quelli che ci aspettiamo da un film della saga di Jurassic World, arrivano comunque nella seconda parte. E fanno quello che devono fare. Anche se non sono interessati davvero a noi, ma al loro dominio sul territorio e sulla catena alimentare.
Jurassic World: Il Dominio, Bryce Dallas Howard in una foto del film
I dinosauri ci rendono umili
Jurassic World: Il Dominio, uno scontro tra dinosauri
Jurassic World: Il dominio, allora, può accontentare i fan della saga per il suo essere spettacolare, per il punto di vista nuovo che pervade il film e perché i dinosauri funzionano. Tutta la parte in cui al centro non ci sono i dinosauri rischia però di deludere qualcuno, insieme ad alcuni cattivi piuttosto stereotipati e irreali, fumettistici, da action movie, quando il film, pur nelle sue premesse fantastiche, ricerca invece sempre una sua credibilità. Ma, a conti fatti, sono difetti di poco conto. Jurassic World: Il dominio è un film spettacolare. E, come dicevamo, a suo modo è un'operetta morale. Può insegnarci, infatti, a vedere le cose in modo diverso. Come suggerisce un personaggio del film, l'idea che questa forma di vita esistesse fino a 65 milioni di anni fa ci ridimensiona. Loro ci rendono umili. Ed è così che dovremmo essere di fronte alla Terra, e alla natura.
Conclusioni
In conclusione Jurassic World: Il dominio come tutta la trilogia, mette i dinosauri sotto una luce diversa, animali e non mostri. È questo uno degli aspetti più interessanti di un film che è comunque un grande intrattenimento. Il terzo capitolo inizia spiazzando e, dopo essere diventato quasi una spy-story e un action movie, torna nell'alveo dei predecessori e, in fondo, non delude le attese.
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L'idea di raccontare i dinosauri da un punto di vista "animalista": sono animali, con i loro diritti, sono specie da proteggere.
I dinosauri sono ben realizzati e i momenti in cui sono in scena sono emozionanti.
Il ritorno dei tre vecchi protagonisti è riuscito…
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…ma la storyline dedicata a loro ci allontana per un po' dal mondo dei dinosauri.
Alcuni cattivi sono stereotipati ed eccessivi, e questo contrasta con un film che, al di là delle premesse fantastiche, cerca una sua credibilità.
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List of Fandoms/Characters I write for...
House of the Dragon ❀Criston Cole ❀Aemond Targaryen ❀Aegon II Targaryen ❀Harwin Strong ❀Cregan Stark
Game of Thrones ❀Sandor Clegane ❀ Tormund Giantsbane ❀Podrick Payne ❀Jon Snow ❀Robb Stark ❀Theon Grejoy ❀Jorah Mormont ❀Samwell Tarly ❀Gendry Waters ❀Tyrion Lannister ❀Jaime Lannister ❀Oberyn Martell ❀Ramsay Bolton ❀Viserys Targaryen ❀Khal Drago ❀Daario Naharis ❀Dickon Tarly ❀Koner ❀Ser Davos Seaworth
The Walking Dead ❀Rick Grimes ❀Shane Walsh ❀Merle Dixon ❀Daryl Dixon ❀Glenn Rhee ❀Jerry ❀Negan ❀Milton Mamet ❀Ceasar Martinez ❀Siddiq ❀Abraham Ford ❀Eugene Porter ❀Noah ❀Theodore "T-Dog" Douglas ❀Beta ❀Alden ❀Simon ❀Benjamin ❀Phillip "The Governor' Blake ❀Dante
Fear the Walking Dead ❀Troy Otto ❀Jake Otto ❀John Dorie ❀Nick Clark
Mayans MC ❀Ezekiel Reyes ❀Angel Reyes ❀Neron "Creeper" Vargas ❀Johnny "Coco" Cruz ❀Nestor Oceteva ❀Hank Loza ❀Gilberto "Gilly" Lopez ❀Bishop Losa ❀Che "Taza" Romero
Sons of Anarchy ❀Jax Teller ❀Harry "Opie" Winston ❀Juan "Juice" Ortiz ❀Alexander "Tig" Tragger ❀David Hale ❀Chibs Telford ❀Bobby Muson ❀Happy Lowman ❀Herman Kozik
Marvel ❀Steve Rogers ❀Bucky Barnes ❀Sam Wilson ❀Joaquin Torres ❀Baron Helmut Zemo ❀Tony Stark ❀Bruce Banner ❀Clint Barton ❀Thor ❀Loki ❀Pietro Maximoff ❀James "Rhodey" Rhodes ❀John Walker ❀Eddie Brock ❀Erik Killmonger ❀Charlies Xavier ❀Druig ❀Ikaris ❀Hank Mccoy ❀Frank Castle ❀Billy Russo ❀Danny Rand ❀Matthew Murdock ❀Kraven the Hunter ❀Dane Whitman ❀Wade Wilson ❀Pior "Colussus" Rasputin
DC ❀Adrian Chase ❀Clark Kent ❀Arthur Curry ❀Hank Hall ❀Leonard Snart ❀The Joker (Heath Ledgeer) ❀Victor Zsasz (Gotham) ❀Oswald Cobblepot (Gotham) ❀Edward Nygma (Gotham) ❀Harvey Bullock ❀Christopher "Peacemaker" Smith ❀Jerome Valeska ❀Mick Rory ❀George "Digger"Harkness ❀Ciso Ramon ❀Ray Palmer ❀Bruce Wayne ❀Chato Santanna ❀Rick Flag ❀Alfred Pennyworth
Stranger things ❀Eddie Munson ❀Steve Harrington ❀Jim Hopper ❀Dr Alexie
Vikings ❀Ivar the boneless ❀Rollo ❀Ragnar Lothbrok ❀Ubbe ❀Sigurd ❀Bjorn Ironside ❀Halfdan the black ❀Harald Finehair ❀Aethelred ❀Aethelstan ❀Alfred
Bridgerton ❀Prince Fredrich ❀Anthony Bridgerton ❀Benedict Bridgerton ❀Colin Bridgerton
The Witcher ❀Jaskier ❀Eskel ❀Geralt of Rivia ❀Lambert
Top Gun ❀Robert "Bob" Floyd ❀Jake "Hangman" Seresin ❀Bradley "Rooster" Bradshaw
Shadow Hunters ❀Raphael Santiago ❀Simon Lewis
Fast and Furious ❀Deckard Shaw ❀Han Lue ❀Jakob Toretto ❀Dante Reyes ❀Aimes ❀Owen Shaw
Zoo ❀Mitch Morgan ❀Jackon Oz
Twilight ❀Carlise Cullen ❀Charlie Swan ❀Sam Uley ❀Garrett
Ewan Mitchell Characters ❀Tom Bennett ❀Micheal Gavey ❀Billy Washington
Joseph Quinn Characters ❀Tom Grant ❀Billy Knight
Henry Cavil Characters ❀Napleon Solo ❀Captain Syverson ❀Charles Brandon ❀Walter Marshall ❀Gus March Phillips ❀Sherlock Holmes
Chris Evans Characters ❀Ari Levinson ❀Hugh Ransom Drysdale ❀Loyd Hansen ❀Andy Barber
Primeval ❀Connor Temple
Law and Order - SVU ❀Rafael Barba
Criminal Minds ❀Spencer Reid ❀Derek Morgan ❀Luke Alverez
9-1-1 ❀Evan "Buck" Buckley ❀Eddie Diaz ❀Albert Han ❀Howard "Chimney" Han
Station 19 ❀Dean Miller ❀Jack Gibson
Chicago PD ❀Kevin Atwater
Call of Duty ❀Simon "Ghost" Riley ❀Captain John Price ❀Alex Keller ❀John "Soap" McTavish ❀Koing ❀Phillip Graves ❀Nikolai ❀Kyle "Gaz Garrick ❀Alejandro Vargas ❀Rudolfo "Rudy" Parra ❀Vladimir Makarov
Grimm ❀Nick Burkhadt ❀Monroe ❀Captain Sean Renard
Beauty and the Beast ❀The Beast ❀Gaston
Shameless ❀Lip Gallagher ❀Kevin Ball
Black Sails ❀Long John Silver ❀Charles Vane ❀Jack Rackham ❀Captain James flint
The Night Agent ❀Peter Sutherland
Harry Potter; ❀Remus Lupin ❀Sirius Black ❀James Potter ❀Oliver Wood ❀Percy Weasley ❀Charlie Weasley ❀Fred Weasley ❀George Weasley ❀Bill Weasley ❀Viktor Krum ❀Neville Longbottom ❀Cedric Diggory ❀Severus Snape ❀Cormac Mclaggen
Fantastic Beasts and where to find them ❀Thesus Scamander ❀Newt Scamander
Vampire Diaries ❀Damon Salvatore ❀Stefan Salvatore ❀Enzo St John
The Originals ❀Niklaus Mikealson ❀Elijah Mikealson ❀Kol Mikealson
Maze Runner ❀Gally
Greys Anatomy ❀George O'Malley
The Mummy ❀Rick O'Connell ❀Ardeth Bay
Once Upon a time ❀Killian Jones ❀David Nolan ❀August Wayne Booth ❀Neal "Bealfire" Cassidy ❀Rumplestiltskin ❀Sheriff Graham Humbert ❀Jefferson
The Musketeers (BBC) ❀Porthos ❀Aramis ❀Athos ❀D'Artagnan
The Last Of Us ❀ Tommy Miller ❀Joel Miller
Fargo ❀Gator Tillman
Sebastian Stan Characters ❀Nick Fowler ❀Lee Bodecker ❀Mickey
Lewis Pullman Characters ❀Rhett Abbott
American Gods ❀Mad Sweeney
Scream ❀Dewey Riley ❀Billy Loomis ❀Stu Matcher
Shadow and Bone ❀Matthias Helvar ❀Kaz Brekker ❀Jesper Fahey ❀Nikolai Lantsov
Reacher ❀Jack Reacher
Bullet Train ❀Tangerine
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Discover the very best CNA Classes in Maryland: Your Pathway to a Rewarding Healthcare Career
Discover the Best CNA Classes in Maryland: Your Pathway to a Rewarding Healthcare Career
If you’re considering a career in healthcare, becoming a Certified Nursing Assistant (CNA) in Maryland is an excellent choice. This article will guide you through everything you need to know, from finding the best CNA classes to understanding the benefits of this rewarding profession. Read on to embark on your journey toward a fulfilling career in healthcare!
Understanding CNA Classes: What to Expect
CNA classes are designed to equip aspiring healthcare professionals with essential skills needed for patient care. Here’s what you can typically expect from a CNA training program:
Duration: Most CNA programs last between 4 to 12 weeks.
Coursework: The curriculum includes both classroom instruction and hands-on clinical training.
Certification Exam: After completing the course, you’ll need to pass the competency exam to become certified.
Top CNA Programs in Maryland
Maryland offers a variety of institutions that provide excellent CNA training. Here are some of the best programs you might consider:
Institution Name
Program Length
Location
Contact Information
Howard Community College
8 weeks
Columbia
(410) 740-7020
Prince George’s Community College
4 weeks
Washington, D.C. area
(301) 336-6000
Montgomery College
6 weeks
Rockville
(240) 567-5000
Owen Brown Nursing Care Center
8 weeks
Columbia
(410) 290-1970
Benefits of Becoming a CNA in Maryland
Choosing to become a Certified Nursing Assistant in Maryland comes with numerous advantages:
Job Demand: There is a high demand for CNAs in Maryland due to an aging population and healthcare needs.
Stepping Stone: CNA positions are often considered a gateway to other healthcare careers, such as nursing.
Flexible Hours: Many healthcare facilities offer flexible shifts, making it easier to balance work and life.
Fulfillment: CNAs play a crucial role in patient care, providing a sense of purpose and fulfillment.
Getting Started: Steps to Enroll in CNA Classes
Ready to start your journey? Follow these steps to enroll in CNA classes in Maryland:
Research Programs: Use the table above to identify potential schools that fit your needs.
Check Accreditation: Ensure the program is state-approved and accredited.
Apply and Register: Fill out the application forms and register for classes.
Attend Orientation: Most programs will host an orientation session to provide additional information.
Complete Training: Attend classes and complete the required hands-on training.
Pass the Certification Exam: Schedule and take the state exam to earn your certification.
First-Hand Experience: A Day in the Life of a CNA
To provide insight into what it’s truly like to be a CNA, here’s a brief personal account from a Maryland CNA:
“Every day is different as a CNA. From my first shift, I learned how to assist residents with their daily activities. Helping them eat, dress, and even engage in conversation makes a significant difference in their lives. The joy on their faces when they feel cared for is the most rewarding part of my job!”
– Maria T., CNA, Baltimore, MD
Practical Tips for Aspiring CNAs
As you embark on your CNA training, consider these practical tips:
Stay Organized: Keep track of your assignments, tests, and clinical hours to stay prepared.
Communicate: Develop good communication skills to build rapport with patients and colleagues.
Ask Questions: Don’t hesitate to ask your instructors for clarification on topics you find challenging.
Network: Connect with current CNAs and instructors to gather insights and advice.
Conclusion
Embarking on a career as a Certified Nursing Assistant in Maryland is a rewarding choice that positions you at the heart of patient care. With a variety of esteemed training programs available, now is the perfect time to take the first step towards your new healthcare career. Remember to research diligently, choose the right program, and prepare for a fulfilling journey that helps improve the lives of others. Your pathway to a meaningful healthcare career starts today!
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When secretive new neighbors move in next door, suburbanite Ray Peterson and his friends let their paranoia get the best of them as they start to suspect the newcomers of evildoings and commence an investigation. But it’s hardly how Ray, who much prefers drinking beer, reading his newspaper and watching a ball game on the tube expected to spend his vacation. Credits: TheMovieDb. Film Cast: Ray Peterson: Tom Hanks Lt. Mark Rumsfield: Bruce Dern Carol Peterson: Carrie Fisher Art Weingartner: Rick Ducommun Bonnie Rumsfield: Wendy Schaal Ricky Butler: Corey Feldman Hans Klopek: Courtney Gains Dr. Werner Klopek: Henry Gibson Walter Seznick: Gale Gordon Vic, Garbageman #1: Dick Miller Joe, Garbageman #2: Robert Picardo Uncle Reuben Klopek: Theodore Gottlieb Detective #1: Franklyn Ajaye Dave Peterson: Cory Danziger Detective #2: Rance Howard Ricky’s Girlfriend: Heather Haase Steve Kuntz: Nicky Katt Ricky’s Friend: Bill Stevenson Ricky’s Friend: Gary Hays Cop: Kevin Gage Cop: Dana Olsen Walter’s Daughter: Brenda Benner Suzanne Weingartner: Patrika Darbo Voiceover Actor: Sonny Carl Davis Voiceover Actor: Moosie Drier Voiceover Actor: Leigh French Voiceover Actor: Archie Hahn Voiceover Actor: Billy Jayne Voiceover Actor: Phyllis Katz Voiceover Actor: Jeffrey Kramer Voiceover Actor: Lynne Marie Stewart Voiceover Actor: Arnold F. Turner Voiceover Actor: Gigi Vorgan Ricky’s friend (uncredited): Carey Scott Kid on Bike (Uncredited): Tony Westbrook Ray’s Boss (uncredited): Kevin McCarthy Film Crew: Sound Effects: Mark A. Mangini Casting: Mike Fenton Casting: Judy Taylor Costume Design: Rosanna Norton Original Music Composer: Jerry Goldsmith Director: Joe Dante Executive Producer: Ron Howard Production Sound Mixer: Ken King Hairstylist: Christine Lee Production Design: James H. Spencer Set Designer: James E. Tocci Producer: Larry Brezner Producer: Michael Finnell Additional Photography: John Hora Music Editor: Kenneth Hall Set Decoration: John H. Anderson Foley Editor: Ron Bartlett Makeup Artist: Daniel C. Striepeke Co-Producer: Dana Olsen Special Effects Supervisor: Ken Pepiot Editor: Marshall Harvey Camera Operator: Michael D. O’Shea Director of Photography: Robert M. Stevens Stunts: George P. Wilbur Associate Producer: Pat Kehoe Dolly Grip: Kirk Bales Key Grip: Charles Saldaña Stunts: John-Clay Scott Supervising Sound Editor: George Simpson Stunts: Eddie Hice Stunts: Gary Epper Stunts: Wally Rose Stunt Double: Brian J. Williams Stunts: Jeff Ramsey Stunts: John Hateley Stunts: Ray Saniger Art Direction: Charles L. Hughes ADR Editor: Stephen Purvis Stunts: Gary Morgan Stunts: Frank Orsatti Second Assistant Director: David D’Ovidio Sound Editor: Warren Hamilton Jr. Costume Supervisor: Cheryl Beasley Blackwell Makeup Artist: Michael Germain Foley Artist: Dan O’Connell Transportation Coordinator: Randy White Boom Operator: Randall L. Johnson Foley Artist: Kevin Bartnof Visual Effects Supervisor: Michael Owens Still Photographer: Ralph Nelson Jr. Script Supervisor: Roz Harris Leadman: Nigel A. Boucher Sound Re-Recording Mixer: Michael Minkler Sound Re-Recording Mixer: Gary C. Bourgeois Foley Editor: Aaron Glascock Sound Editor: Michael J. Benavente Chief Lighting Technician: Leslie J. Kovacs Costume Supervisor: Eric H. Sandberg Greensman: Dave Newhouse Construction Coordinator: Michael Muscarella Stunts: Roydon Clark Stunts: Sandra Lee Gimpel Set Designer: Judy Cammer Assistant Editor: Uri Katoni Lighting Technician: Brent Poe Grip: T. Daniel Scaringi Production Coordinator: Karen Shaw Lighting Technician: Ken W. Ballantine Special Effects: Michael Arbogast Studio Teacher: Adria Later Stunt Coordinator: Jeff Smolek Construction Foreman: Ciro Vuoso Production Accountant: Julianna Arenson Assistant Chief Lighting Technician: Benny McNulty Set Designer: Erin M. Cummins Property Master: Gregg H. Bilson Lighting Technician: E. Christopher Reed Stunts: Rick Sawaya Unit Publicist: Reid Rosefelt Special Effects: Jeff Pepiot Grip: Danny Falkengren Best Boy Grip: Hal Nelson Grip: Paul E. Sutton Special Effects: Thomas R....
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Watching Jurassic World Dominion, hoping for it to be less bad than the others but ready for it to be the worst.
My various opinions pro and con:
Pros:
The cretaceous prologue was cool, if not entirely accurate.
Seeing dinos in the wider world is cool, the found footage in the newsreel is all reused from Battle at Big Rock but still rocks.
Poachers and breeding mills make perfect sense in this kind of world.
The apatosaurus at the lumber yard was kinda magical.
I never gave a shit about Blue, but dinosaurs building nests in the detritus of human industry is soooo cool!
Neil and Dean IMMEDIATELY have so much better chemistry than Pratt and Howard, it's night and day.
I wanna pet the baby dino too!
Grant being unhappy to learn the T. rex is at the sanctuary, and sarcastically deriding Malcolm's personality are references that feel organic, not forced.
Turning Henry Wu into a supervillain was stupid, so I'm glad they're backtracking that.
Okay Ramsay is cool!
Grant catching Malcolm was a nice moment, should've been built up to more, imagine a version of the movie where they're rocky relationship is the emotional throughline instead of Maisie's clone mum. But it was still nice.
Ian gives shitty directions.
Rexy framed in the water feature was cute.
I hope Rexy (being a very old gal at this point) gets to enjoy her new family in her last years. Apparently they're now theorising that tyrannosaurus was a social hunter too!
Cool shots of dinos in the world.
Cons:
The T. rex's appearance at the drive-in was filled with people acting pointlessly stupid for no reason. Why weren't they watching a monster movie so them assuming the screams and roars were from that, instead of an ad for the snack bar?
Owen is still in these movies.
The newsreel brings up Maisie for absolutely no reason as there was no connection to the topic she was discussing, it's just for bad exposition.
I am soooo sick of the clone question in fiction. DNA isn't your identity, identical twins and even natural clones already exist. It's a quirk, not a sign you're not "real". Stop whining about it already.
They got through literally 8 words of trying to be nice, and immediately went "Ew, sincerity? Gross! Better cover that up with a joke before people start to think our characters have souls!"
Maybe it's just me but I think hiding your child from the world is waaaay more suspicious than her sharing the face of a woman who died decades ago that no one has ever heard of. If I were a perfect clone of some 80s guy how would anyone who met me ever learn that?
Owen has a psychic raptor sense? What was that shot after Blue attacked the hunters trying to communicate?
Ellie shows up in the exact pink top and dramatically removes her sunglasses the same way as in '93. Did they think they were being too subtle?
Teenagers and phones jokes, gotta play to the septuagenarian crowd. And why is he giving a presentation to just two teenage girls who didn't care?
Owen being able to talk to Blue always feels unjustified, I bet when our ancestors were first domesticating wolves they had big sticks for when they didn't listen.
Hipster coffee jokes, the height of comedy is that young people suck.
The small feathery dinosaur does a chicken thing because we think it looks chicken like, despite all the therapods being just as genetically bird. Details like that pull me out of the film because you know they wouldn't have the velocoraptors or compys run around headless.
Claire sucks at investigating.
Owen's stupid hand thing isn't cool no matter how much they think it is.
Just interrogating a guy while he's being eaten, good guy things.
People just standing around watching while giant predators rampage behind them.
Every chase that relies on the heroes being faster and more agile than raptors feels so dumb.
Oh god two-person hand thing.
Evil smuggler lady signed up for a 1940s noire and doesn't know why no one is matching her lack of energy.
Raptor gets hit by a truck, no problem, because they aren't animals but super monsters.
The movie says "you the audience only care about what happens to Maisie, you have no concern for the people of Malta as they're eaten on screen. That's just fun spectacle."
In some movies having to jump a motorbike onto a plane before it lifts off would be cool, these movies have robbed me of the ability to enjoy that.
Owen shouting "ARE YOU HURT!?" at claire is the first sign he actually gives a shit about her, and it still feels douchey.
(looking back and seeing how long since I listed a pro, nothing in the Malta scenes!)
How are you cloning "pure" dinosaurs? The whole franchise is based around the idea you need to bridge the inevitable gaps!
Maisie's backstory is all retconned for more clone BS.
Figures miss "let's release all these incredibly dangerous creatures into society because I'm sad I share my genetic code with someone else" wouldn't care about stopping the apocalypse.
Quetzalcoatlus murders a plane because... <shrug>
That "I love you" felt fake, how are they so bad at being a couple?
Gotta make sure the new character is military like her parent, because what idiot would make a non-soldier hero!? I am so goddam sick of characters just having a military background for no fucking reason in movies, bring back unlikely heroes!
I'm sorry but I don't care about Maisie's mum and the movie is banking on me actually caring.
Genetic Power is a dumb term.
All the classic heroes met Rexy once and it changed cinema forever, Owen bumps into her every week and we couldn't care less!
There's no reason the bad guy had to be that random guy from JP1. That guy didn't read like evil Steve Jobs.
Dimetrodons do not read dangerous pack hunters to me.
Owen strangles a dilophosaurus because he is a Mary Sue. It's just to show how cool he is while undoing the actual threat of the scene.
When the chamber specifically built to contain and immolate the locusts fails without any kind of sabotage or outside interference. Because NOTHING just works.
And Ian just parks and suddenly they're teetering on the edge of a cliff!? Can't they put in reasons why things are going wrong!?
They try to parallel the old heroes with the new ones and I'm sorry but the old ones have actual fun personalities.
The LARGEST TERESTRIAL CARNIVORE OF ALL TIME eats single bug. Big scary entrance ruined.
Treverrow said the giganotosaurus is "like the joker" it's not in the movie but it's still stupid.
It's chasing them is so understated, where's the freaking music? It doesn't sound big at all!
Oh man this whole giganotosaurus sequence is so bad! So slow and clumsy!
Owen tries to explain how raptor training works, still doesn't work.
Ellie talking to Claire about regrets, why? What regrets is Ellie talking about?
Goddamit Maisie AND Grant double hand thing!? I do not like this movie!
The computers reboot and the bugs come back to life, so the scene communicates that the bugs were rebooted.
Dodgson getting Nedry'd to the extent of LITTERALY HAVING THE SHAVING CREAM. And the cream has no purpose in this film, it's ONLY a blatant reference.
From the dumbass motherhood stuff in World to the obsession with Maisie's biological mum in this, these movies have an incredibly basic and bland view on parenthood. (Goldilocks > Maisie Lockwood)
"It's always him!" Except those times it wasn't, including YOUR OWN movie!
At the start the giganotosaurus killed the T. rex, later they mention there can't be two alpha predators, and now they're fighting. But unlike HtTYD2 that alpha stuff has nothing to do with the rest of the film, so this "rivalry" feels meaningless.
Genetic dino memory.
Why should I care that giga is dead? The humans had already escaped, the fight was meaningless.
Every relationship that is being wrapped up in this ending wasn't built up adequately, Grant an Ellie were ready to get back together in scene one and Maisie ONLY sees that Owen and Claire come to find her and immediately gets over her mummy issues.
Kayla was such a nothing addition to the movie. I don't know why she's here.
"Life has existed for hundreds of millions of years" and "life existed 65 million years ago" dude life has existed for BILLIONS of years! Dinosaurs are our next door neighbours on the ocean of time!
The ending speech is about coexistence, unlike the entire rest of the film.
Neutral:
Atrociraptor is so fake sounding when I saw the toys I thought they would be the new hybrid dinos, not just an actual name some palaeontologists came up with. Honestly, that makes me chuckle.
Howard is shot weirdly, I looked up if she was pregnant during this film because I feel like she's always either wearing heavier coverings or just has her torso blocked behind something. (specifically I am about 1 1/4 hours in) Apparently she was dealing with weight shaming behind the scenes, I don't know if that has anything to do with it though.
So this is the Jurassic Park III; Alan Grant is asked to travel to a location full of free range dinos, and they're searching for a missing kid.
The gate code should've just been 1234 because no one bothered to change it from default.
Final opinion:
Probably the least bad of the three Jurassic Worlds, still an utter mess made up of disparate moments and meaningless speeches that do not add up to any thesis.
I hope Edwards' Jurassic Park 7 is ANYTHING of value, despite not caring for his Godzilla or Rogue One.
Now to get back to Camp Cretaceous.
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ANNA NICOLE SMITH: YOU DON’T KNOW ME | Official Trailer & Key Art Debut | Releasing on Netflix May 16th
Netflix has released these official key art and trailer for Anna Nicole Smith: You Don’t Know Me Release Date: On Netflix May 16, 2023 Director: Ursula Macfarlane Producer: Alexandra Lacey Executive Producers: Ben Silverman, Howard T. Owens, Jonathan Shaerf, Caryn Capotosto, Ursula Macfarlane Co-Producer: Isabel San Vargas Runtime: 117 Minutes Synopsis: From director Ursula Macfarlane…
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Tagged by @maud-gone to answer some questions! Thanks for the tag! I'll tag: @gregorygerwitz / @idontgohereeither / @bipolarhawkeyepierce / and anyone who wants to do it!
What book are you currently reading?
I'm reading a bunch of different fanfics
What do you usually wear?
Jeans and a T-shirt and a sweatshirt
How tall are you?
5ft/5ft1 on a good day
What is your sign? Do you share a birthday with a celebrity or historical event?
Sagittarius! I share a birthday with Owen Teaguen (he played in IT(2017)) and Dwight Howard
Do you go by your name or a nickname?
Online I go by Liz, I've had many nicknames given to me a few are: small fry, fruitbat, and munchkin
Did you grow up to be what you wanted to be as a child?
5yr old me wanted to be a teacher, so no.. but 12yr old me wanted to be an actor and i do background acting as a side hustle so I think she would be proud of us! 16yr old me wanted to be behind the camera, which I'm working on, so I think she would be happy we're attempting something at all.
What is something you’re good at vs. something you’re bad at?
I can't draw to save my life and I'm really good at coming up with stories on the spot.
If you draw/write/create what’s your favorite thing you’ve ever created?
I'm really proud of my diagnosis deja Vu fic. I'm also proud of my really dumb music videos I've made and have posted on Tumblr
Dogs or cats?
Both? Idk I had a cat until I was 8 and he died. But then when I was like 10 my family got a dog and I grew up with her. I really like both tbh
What is something you would like to create content for?
I really want to get back into making music videos for ships and characters.
What’s something you’re currently obsessed with?
Reading fanfiction (?) Can that count? I don't have wifi at my house so I've been reading a lot
What’s something you were excited for and turned out to be disappointing?
Living on my own. Like I lived in on campus apartments at school, but living on my own (I have roommates but we never see each other cause we have drastically different schedules) is so hard. Like I never know what to cook so my spending money goes to take out and coffee, Im barely there cause I like being out and bout and overall I just want to move to a new place and have a reset and try the whole adulting thing in an apartment all over again
What’s a hidden talent of yours?
I don't think I have one tbh
What’s something you wish you had this moment?
My weighted blanket or one of my soft blankets in general
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Netflix's Untold Vol 2 Trailer Debut and Series News
Netflix’s Untold Vol 2 Trailer Debut and Series News
The trailer for Netflix’s Untold Vold 2 has arrived along with some news regarding the series. We have that to share with you today. Release Date: Weekly Beginning August 16, 2022Details: 4 stories told across 5 films x apx. 60 minTrailer Debut for the first featured story, UNTOLD: The Girlfriend Who Didn’t Exist, which reveals the story behind football star Manti Te’o’s online…
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Jurassic World: Dominion
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Sooo, First of all do Not listen to those critics that rated it 1 out of 5 stars, because that’s bulls**t, it’s at least 3.5/5!
So Nostalgia has become such a big factor in the movie & Tv business, but there are some projects that just have the ability to install such a remembrance and sentimentality that brings a smile to everyone’s faces, and for me this is one of those films. Just to watch the original cast come back together once agains is so incredible, and boy did I have a smile on my face when when I heard that iconic John Williams theme!
I went into the cinema not knowing the runtime of the film and let me tell you it did not feel like 2 and half hours, all in all it was a very enjoyable and a fun adventure movie, and to be completely honest with you, I enjoy this much more than I did Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom. - Movie Magic
- Jurassic World: Dominion, in theatres now!
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Jurassic World: Dominion - Movie Review
JWD was my most anticipated movie of the year. As a dinosaur nut, there was no movie that excited me more than Dominion. On top of that, news of the OG cast returning for this film along with Pratt and Howard, with Trevorrow returning after doing an excellent job in Jurassic World imo, made me even more excited. However, once the reviews started coming in, I tempered my expectations because the reviews weren't just ordinary, like with Fallen Kingdom, they were pretty abysmal across the board. So I went in with with low expectations, hoping to be surprised. Having seen the movie on Sunday, I will say that while it has definitely major issues, its not the dumpster fire that the critics have labeled it. There is definitely some enjoyment to be had. Its definitely nowhere near JP, and below JW and TLW. Its pretty much on par with JPIII and JW: FK.
The film has a pretty great setup. In fact, I would argue that the opening first hour or so is pretty strong. The new world that is set up in this movie is fascinating. We have visuals of the Mosasaurus attacking fishing boats, Brachiosaurus in snowy environments, and montages of Dinosaurs in different environments and situations. We see Claire along with Zia and Franklin, trying to prevent Dinosaur trafficking, we see Owen trying to herd Dinosaurs to safety, we see that Maisie is someone for whom people are looking for and Owen and Claire are essentially acting like overprotective parents. Meanwhile, Ellie is investigating BioSyn and the locust spread, we see Alan is still doing what he loves, but we get new context that there is no more funding for digging for fossils and they are forced to open to tourists for money, because presumably there is no interests in digging for Dinosaur fossils when there are Dinosaurs running around in real life. The film moves at top speed for the first hour, juggling two simultaneous storylines, one with Alan and Ellie meeting up with Ian and trying to find evidence of BioSyn, and one with Owen and Claire trying to track down Maisie's location by following the trail of the kidnappers. It does feel a bit too hectic at times but the first hour culminates with a terrific action sequence set in Malta. The chase sequences with Dinosaurs are all pretty awesome and we get a glimpse of the underground trade of Dinosaurs and how the CIA is attempting to track and dismantle the trade. We see Omar Sy's Barry, now working for the CIA, as is Franklin.
The second hour of the film is where the film started to get into trouble. We see all the characters basically converge at the BioSyn facility. At this point, it really feels like Trevorrow is throwing everything but the kitchen sink at the screen and hoping it sticks. Some of it does, some of it doesn't. The entire plot around the Locusts, the re-entry of Henry Wu, and how it ties to the Charlotte and Maisie Lockwood, and Bu's baby Raptor Beta, is explained in a very haphazard manner which is difficult to understand. Its difficult to buy this sudden change in character of Wu when he is clearly set up as the villain in the previous 2 JW movies. What is also fairly perplexing is that the film's driving plot is nothing about Dinosaurs. Its about prehistoric Locusts, manufactured by BioSyn and Wu. The only real plot related connection to Dinosaurs is the involvement of Beta and its a very loose connection. Otherwise, the Dinosaurs are essentially the background of the movie. Constantly weaving in and out of the movie.
That is not to say that Dinosaurs aren't present in the film. In the second hour, we basically get plenty of Dinosaur sequences starting from the Malta chase sequence. That is followed by Quetzalcoatlus attack on a plane, followed a suspenseful sequence with Claire and Therizinosaurus, then Owen and new character Kayla facing off with a Pyroraptur, followed by Dilophosaurus sequence. In the midst of this, Alan and Ellie unite with Maisie and have their own share of Dinosaur sequences, until both sets of characters unite and then they have to deal with Giganotosaurus. The Dinosaur sequences are all great and you can tell that more effort has been taken to have more animatronics be used, especially in close shots. It does get a bit overwhelming because there are so many Dino sequences packed together one after another without much time in between. There is also no sense of danger to our main characters, which is a shame. I wish the film had been more bold to give any of our leads a brave death.
The film also takes some oddly convenient plot twists, like the attempt at killing the Locusts just going completely wrong and burning the BioSyn facility. It all leads to a showdown between the T-Rex and Giaganotosaurus, with an assist from the Therizinosaurus. This sequence is oddly short and not nearly as cool as the T-Rex and Raptor vs I-rex sequence in JW which was also made by Trevorrow. This sequence could have been more epic, even though its always fun to see Rexy throw down with another Dinosaur. I did enjoy seeing the old and new cast of characters interact with each other. Certainly Ellie and Claire together and Owen and Alan together was a hoot and I wish we had more of it.
The cast is fairly assured. I think its air to say that the two leading ladies are the highlights. Its great to see Laura Dern back as Ellie and she really drives her part of the movie. She's still great and has not missed a beat. Bryce Dallas Howard is excellent as Claire and she is the character who has had a very distinct transformation from JW to Dominion. Seeing Sam Neil back with his Fedora is wonderful. The film doesn't really justify why the character is involved in the story but seeing him with Ellie is amazing and I grinned at their romantic reunion after being heartbroken with how they ended up in JPIII. His exasperation and jealousy at Ian is pretty fun. Goldblum does what Goldblum does. He's not in the movie as much as I would have wanted but its always great to see him, particularly with Alan and Ellie. His frustration at seeing Wu again and his amusement at Owen carrying Beta and making a promise to Blu is funny. Chris Pratt is a bit more subdued this time around and not given character moments to allow some of his trademark humor. He is involved in a lot of the action and the connect between him and Blu is still sweet and makes for a nice ending scene. DeWanda Wise as Kayla is a nice addition. Mamoudou Athie is solid as Ramsay but I'm not sure why that character was needed. Isabella Sermon as Maisie is solid and gets a fairly central role. BD Wong as Wu is fine although his character change doesn't make much sense. Its nice to see Omar Sy, Justice Smith, and Daniella Pineda back, albeit briefly. Cambell Scott though is a bit off as Dodgson. Its supposed to be the same Dodson that we saw in JP but he doesn't really seem the same. Although I guess 27 years can change a lot in a person. But the performance just seems odd, as if he was not given direction in certain scenes. I'm not sure Trevorrow really had an idea on what type of villain he wanted him to be.
All in all, I do want to watch the film again. Having seen it once, with expectations now lifted, I want to see if I just enjoy the movie for what it is, or do the flaws weigh it down. I definitely don't think its as awful as the critics have made it out to be. And granted, I am a lot softer on the Jurassic movies than a lot of people. I do feel a bit disappointed because Trevorrow did an excellent job in JW and I feel he missed what was an easy and appealing concept, set up by Fallen Kingdom. The cast and the Dinosaurs keep the film fun for me, but it definitely could have been better. I have this currently at a 6.5/10, like Fallen Kingdom and JPIII. That could go higher or lower, based on rewatch.
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Evangelizing the evangelized?
I was talking to a friend the other day about church growth, and we both notice something disturbing: Most of the “new” people coming to church are actually not so new. Much of what has been called church growth is actually church transplants.
We’re not reaching the lost. Ouch!
I think Howard Hendricks nails it with this:
“The Gospel is failing to produce results in some places today because it lacks an audience.Christians in churches are busy evangelizing the evangelized. We constantly face the danger of developing a fortress mentality: making occasional excursions into unfriendly territory and scurrying back to the safety of our church and its people when opposition arises. We tend to derive security from friendly surroundings rather than from Jesus Christ, and so we fail to penetrate our society for Christ.”
I pray my greatest strength is my relationship with Jesus Christ, and that my driving passion is for others to know this beautiful relationship too.
May God help me to have an audience in Cedar Springs!
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