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How to Be a Serial Killer (2008)
18/11/2021
Rating before seeing the movie:
Nic: 10
Vic: 10
Rating after seeing the movie:
Nic: 11
Vic: 11
What you did like about the movie:
Dameon Clarke.
Matthew Gray Gubler.
The motivational speaker bit.
The mockumentary style.
The obvious connection between Bart and Mike.
Everything.
A movie about a serial killer with minimal gore.
Good special effects.
What you didn’t like about the movie:
Nothing.
Particularly memorable scene:
Vic: The scenes after Mike kills Abigail.
Nic: The blonde scenes.
Would you watch it again:
Vic: Yes.
Nic: Yes.
Reflections:
Vic: “I never thought that a movie about being a serial killer would be so delightful, but I really enjoyed myself with this movie. Dameon Clarke did a fantastic job acting as a serial killer and Matthew Gray Gubler did a wonderful job acting as the apprentice.” Nic: “This movie is great. It’s a funny serial killer movie with two damn great actors. There’s not much in blood and guts. And the mockumentary and motivational speaker segments are amazing.”
Final quotes:
Vic: “‘Stay away from the mentally and physically handicapped, that’s cheating.’”
Nic: “GD IT DUDE. OH GOD THIS IS GETTING OUT OF CONTROL. STOP MURDERING DUDE.”
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Dameon Clarke as Mike and Matthew Gray Gubler as Bart in "How to be a Serial Killer"" von monterey media Über Flickr: Watch the trailer on Youtube: www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3ZjK_sHZLE Check us out on Facebook: www.facebook.com/pages/HOW-TO-BE-A-SERIAL-KILLER/26161161953
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so I just watched How to Be a Serial Killer and what the fuck was that
It wasn’t the worst thing I’ve ever watched in my life but it was just... questionable?
It just felt awkward to me but I guess the 80s porn music playing in the background as a man gets killed fed into that
5/10
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someone please obsess over matthew gray gubler with me... all the stan blogs that i followed in 2012 have either gone dormant or changed to stan something else... but he's still the loml and i have no one to talk about him with lmaooo
also, i finally watched the series finally of criminal minds last night and i have FEELINGS
#mgg#matthew#matthew gray gubler#criminal minds#rv#newness#life after beth#how to be a serial killer#68 kill#the life aquatic#suburban gothic
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making gifs of my favorite “bad” movies pt 1/?
How to be a Serial Killer (2008)
#inspired by the post where someone edited its always sunny to look like a pretentious indie movie#also the quality is awful because i watched it pirated on youtube in low res you know how it is#txt#films#gif#how to be a serial killer#matthew gray gubler#hes not in the gifs but hes in the movie lol#well the back of his head is in the last one i guess
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Dameon sir was this absolutely necessary
#this guy is RIDICULOUS#who gave him the right to be so unforgivably sexy#dameon clarke#how to be a serial killer
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not borderlands but
dameon clarke in how to be a serial killer makes my heart go nuts like
excuse me while i go cry over this man
also the movie is amazing
please watch it if you havent
#how to be a serial killer#dameon clarke#not borderlands#but still hella good#anything with dameon clarke makes me go nuts#i love that man so much wtf
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Day 15: Iconic Horror Scene
which i also somehow turn it into a meme
#Day 15#classic horror scene#the shining#memed somehow#meme#goretober#goretober2019#Spacegoretober2019#Alexander Noel#Marie Blau#Sugar Skull#Angela Winters#How to be a Serial Killer#HTBASK
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I love this guy 😂
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Chaotic evil
#meme#dameon clarke#borderlands#I guess#handsome jack#how to be a serial killer#and that one supernatural epsiode#Jesus Christ this man scares me
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top 5 movies!
I have so many favourite movies its so hard to pick five :(
1. stuck in love
2. Moonrise kingdom
3. The breakfast club
4. Scream (all of them)
5. Pretty Woman
#DONNIE DARKO#SUBURBAN GOTHIC TOO THATS MY FAV#HONORABLE MENTIONS#halloween#ET#the life aquatic!!#the goonies#perks of being a wallflower#stanford prison experiment#LOL#Call me b your name!!!#school of rock#how to be a serial killer#spider man#GREASE#every 80s horror film ever made#scott pilgrim#paris is burning#fight club aka the best movie ending ever#omg i love movies#i cant stop
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watching nbc hannibal is going from reading the episode descriptions as you comb through s1 and being like 😟 these murders are getting intense wdym today’s monster is a mushroom man… now it’s the angel maker… now why is this guy turning people into human instruments ??? to reaching s3 aka will’s gothic heroine adventures in italy arc where he turns a man into a lightning bug sculpture for Love and also Just For Fun and slowly touches the heart hannibal (his ex-psychiatrist and soon to be ex-boyfriend) made for him out of the off-brand version of himself and you’re just sitting there like yeah this is Normal. love watching that little guy run around the catacombs in the darkness and then getting his head sawed open a few episodes later. this isn’t even that insane if you think about it
#it’s like you get conditioned#you’re so invested in the story you kinda forget#how insane and camp it is NDBSJSJ#before you know it you’re crying over the cannibalistic serial killer because he’s turning himself in#like damn this breakup is so romcom coded#and then you show it to your friends and they’re like… now wtf is this#and the cycle starts anew#hannibal#nbc hannibal#will graham#hannigram#ghost speaks
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i wish i could see posts about matthew gray gubler that aren't just him as spencer reid..... like, i love spenc, but matthew is so much more than that one character and i love him.
so hmu if you post stuff about matthew that isn't just about spencer ✌🏻
#rant#matthew gray gubler#i love him#mgg#matthew gubler#68 kill#band of robbers#hot air#trashfire#life after beth#the life aquatic#how to be a serial killer#suburban gothic#ted talk
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#this pic is a huge deal to me#found pic on a lj post about how he looks like a serial killer#just thought that was funny#mikey way#revenge era#white glasses#eyeliner#cunty
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a lot of things that happened on house md have stuck with me over the seven years that have passed since i first watched the show but one episode that really sticks out is the time they gave a guy electroshock therapy to wipe his memory clean so he’d forget his brother’s fiancée, whom he was in love with, and stop dying of broken heart syndrome but then it turned out that the brother and crush weren’t actually together and false memories, like the one that got his memory erased, were a symptom of his actual problem so they completely wiped his brain and basically ruined his life for no actual reason also house is going back and forth between court and rehab to try to avoid going to prison for stealing a dead guy’s oxy
#another one is the episode where in the last like 45 seconds we find out that the patient was a cannibalistic serial killer#like what the actual fuck#theres also an episode where the patient has rabies and that episode is how i found out that rabies is fatal once you have symptoms#anyway ill shut up now#house md#hatecrimes md
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