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hidefdoritos · 2 months ago
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If I didn't have good parents for the holidays, I would absolutely participate in the Rent-A-Queer market.
Options include:
Manic Pixie Dream Elf: I will arrive in a galaxy-printed cloak with elf ears and a sword. I know entirely too much about Lord of the Rings and can entertain your cousins with the ley of Beren and Luthien from memory. Egregious glittery eyeshadow is $10.
Dirtbag: I'll cuss my ex all night until it's painfully clear that I'm obsessed with them. I'll whisper obscenities to you and slap your butt when you get up from the table. Hitting on other relatives is $20 per relative.
Punk: Will wear all black with lots of chains and enormous headphones. Will tell your little cousin what ACAB stands for. Will sulk menacingly in a corner so you can sit on your phone next to me. Fake piercings $10, temporary tattoos $20, hair dye $40.
Punk Poser: Do you share blood with a pretentious gatekeep-y punk? I'll wear safety-pinned jeans and a Fall Out Boy shirt. I will corner them and ramble about how I only like MCR's new stuff and TX2. Clip-on furry tail is $15.
Religious Leftist: Want someone who knows their Bible cover to cover? Who offers to say grace? Who prays openly for the racists, sexists, homophobes, transphobes, Republicans, and capitalists to find the light of Jesus' love? Who has a prepackaged rant on the Image of God to explain why they don't shave? I'll do this job for free.
Dom: This requires extensive pre-negotiation. However, whether you want to scandalize your family with lesbian affection, T4T affection, femboy x Butch affection, or simply being "straight" in an "incorrect" way, I will take any action agreed upon to make it clear that I own you. And you like it.
Social Justice Warrior: Is your family racist? Are you the only vegan in the room? Do you want another trans person? Is your aunt weird about unions or minimum wage? I am 240 lbs of white nonbinary weightlifter who is passionate about a cause of your choice. Prices vary based on whether your relatives fight with passive-aggression, actual arguments, or punches.
Build-a-Butch: This is my most flexible package. Tailor to annoy your family! Options include Trucker Butch (has opinions about every company and dock layout in the area), Sports Butch (roots for the opposite football team), Hunter Butch (will lie through my teeth about my rifle jamming when I had a 12-point buck in my sight), Business Butch (uses degree to dunk on crypto and Elon Musk), and Redneck Butch (tells your uncle directly that his moonshine tastes like crap).
Normal Partner: Have you been single just a little too long, and Nana is just a little too invested? I'll be so sweet and considerate that everyone will approve. There will be a bonus fee if you actually fall in love with me. I will refund it in cash and cry happy tears during our wedding vows.
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stormypip7 · 2 months ago
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i have a few crappy minecraft figures and some relatively bad acrylic pens, so I made this!
none of the paint pens showed properly so idk how well this went
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mini squiddo! (i immediately thought of making this a thing since i enjoy watching squiddo videos!)
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alleycatchitchat · 1 year ago
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To the person behind me on the bus, craning their head to stare at my phone screen in disbelief: yeah asshole that’s right, I AM reading wild kratts fanfiction right now. Yeah I’m a fully grown adult and yeah I have the entire internet at my fingertips and what I want to do right now is read this almost-100k-word-count Chris/Zach unfinished slowburn and you know what?? Its fucking fantastic!!! What do you have to say to that huh
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L,
Thank you for finding me. I have wrestled for years with how I feel about it, but ultimately, I'm thankful I got to know you. No, I never called you 'dad', and I'm thankful you never demanded that from me and respected someone else had taken that spot in my life. Thank you for being remorseful for not being there for me as a child and simply wanting to know me and be a part of my life on my terms as an adult. Knowing you was to know another part of myself and for that I am grateful. I am thankful my memories of you are only good, even if they were painful at one point in time. I have never been one to hate or to be able to hold grudges for long despite experiencing some terribly cruel things at the hands of others. And honestly while I'm not sure I could say that I loved you, I wish I had had the chance to tell you that I didn't hate you. It hurts me so incredibly deeply that you suffered at the end. I can only pray that now you have some peace.
Always,
Pumpkin
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firm believer that genuinely trying to assume and/or pry into a cc's life is a bitch move but also yes please tell me why you think this cc is aromantic for real I'm all ears ^^ (this has happened never im just imagining scenarios as one does)
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stardust-solstice · 1 month ago
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Ok so I have six months to make the best cosplay I have ever made
Can I do it?
...uh
I'm gonna try
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iridescentis · 1 year ago
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i was looking back through my old edits on instagram and other than the fact i barely improved in 2 years i found something i completely forgot about
backstage??? i completely forgot that was a show?? i loved that show so so much i remember i had to watch one of the seasons on youtube because it wasn't on netflix, i think it's completely gone now though but yeah that show was so underrated
it felt like the next step but with a bit more realism? i don't know if schools like that actually exist but it made a lot more sense than the next step dance studio ALSO. it totally blew my mind when i realised a lot of the actors from both shows knew each other?? i mean it makes sense but still and there was crossover?? i know the actor who played sasha was in tns briefly at some point
i might have to rewatch it if i can find it because i feel like i was the only one who shipped bianca and alya, i swear they had huge rivals to lovers energy, and kit!!! my baby!!! i missed her so much i can't believe i forgot about her!!
idk if there's a fandom for that show anymore if there ever was but maybe i need to get back into it
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inumbrapugnabimus-maybe · 1 year ago
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I forgot to mention this, but yes! I’m usually ok with my art being used, depending on how. Just make sure to ask me first and to give me credit 😊
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luminescentlama · 4 days ago
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Your yearly reminder to
Write letters to your future self! I just got one from a year ago, and it was so fun looking back and seeing how far I've come and having answers to the questions I asked myself back then.
You could just write a physical letter and stash it away for some time, or you could use something like FutureMe so it's done automatically
Have fun and take care everyone 🤍
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42beanbag · 22 days ago
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call me paralinguistic communication the way i “um” and “er”
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moththejeebweezer · 5 months ago
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killing everyone /somewhatneg
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montysoup · 5 months ago
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I just remembered an occasion where a teacher told me and one of my sibling's off for something to do with dating (obv not knowing we were siblings, I think we were just hugging?).
Anyways I think this might've been the cause for my aversion to any contact with anyone for a good few years.
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simplaertes · 11 months ago
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ohhh my durge wasn’t so bad before the nautiloid… ok. the first thing my butler said to me is we should get BACK to necrophilia. idk what you want me to tell you
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delafiseaseses · 1 year ago
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I love characters who only exist in passing. Characters who're mentioned, but never seen. Characters only implied. Unseen and unnamed characters.
I also love seen unimportant characters, background characters, unnamed, "unimportant" characters who exist because they exist. Just flavouring for the world.
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I think glowberries taste oddly minty
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why is being fine 7 times more concerning than being not fine
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