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Okay but Gerry having eye tattoos all over his body is kinda weird when it seems he is aware that Jonah can see through any eye, drawn or otherwise. Gertrude definitely knew as evidenced in that episode where Jon breaks into her old flat.
Am I the only person bothered by this
Gerry, Jonah can see you
Gerry you're being spied on
Gerry
Gerry you're being Seen
#tma#Is this ever explained#gerry keay#the magnus archives#eyeballs#jonny sims why did he tattoo the eyeballs when the eyeballs are how creepy mc'voyer sees everything he does all the time#How have I not seen anyone mention this#Ah
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Sherlock suggesting the name “The Diogenes Club” for the highest tier on pateron. Funniest piece of foreshadowing so far purely because of the implications.
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What are you waiting for? I'm totally ready, I tell you.
Full art (with close up!): twitter, bsky
#nsft#terato#minotaur#DON'T EVEN MENTION HIS FACE I HATE THIS ANGLE IDK WHY DID I DO THIS TO MYSELF#monster fucker#monster lover#seriously no idea i thought it's gonna be fine until i saw how bull faces looks from this angle and was like..........#..........well i guess i could work with that..#too late to change anything anyway#i'll draw them more but like with NORMAL angle#cause these two are like a couple so.. yeah..#also dw she's flexible and i made sure her leg can be like that. probably.#if anyone should be worried about is him#have you seen those scratches??? she's a fury!!#he wears them proudly tho#as he should.#close up bonus was a reason for quite a questionable search history of mine#cheesy art
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kevin was signed to the baltimore exy team before he broke his hand
#my posts#my aftg posts#aftg#kevin day#kevneil#the sunshine court#the foxhole court#how have i never noticed this#how have i never seen anyone else mention this#how is this a footnote in the books#does neil ever even register it??? like kathy says it but????????#i just searched through the books and it doesn't seem to pop up in the narration ever#i just don't think this is an insignificant detail???#i know the ec mentions kevin and riko were playing for 4 teams at the time#but i don't think it mentions which teams and why. besides the ravens and the us court#so im really wondering how this even happened. is baltimore's team that good or what#lowkey going insane about this
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Have been seeing some discussion again about tamlin being a good High Lord or not and I just have to remind everyone of one of the best little facts from acotar I never really seen mentioned.
Acotar, Chapter 25 Page 221
She [Alis] simply said, "Summer Solstice. The main celebration used to be at the Summer Court, but... Things are different. So now we have one here, too. You're going."
"so now we have one here too..." Because of amarantha and Tamlin being just a good person he allowed anyfae from any court to come to spring. And because no one could really go back to their courts for their respective solstice celebrations, Tamlin made sure Spring Celebrated all of them
I just think that's such a cool fucking thing. That Tamlin cared for the people coming to spring for safety, and he made changes to help everyone feel comfortable and at home. He cares about the people who live in Spring, he cares so damn much :(((
#pro tamlin#tamlin#a court of thorns and roses#acotar#Like??? i read that was was just that means what i think it does right??? and ive never seen anyone else mention thaT?!#and i didnt see like a huge mean post just the usual anti tamlin stuff slipping thru my filters#The bad high lord allegations rlly do be fighting... they dont have much to stand on but their fighting#(Ive also seen ppl call tamlin republican and guys what republican do you see being so pro immigration and open borders HUH?)#People just give any character they hate negative traits even if they dont fit cause they see it all as negative#at least be character accurate in your hating PEOPLE#i dont see no velaris being a safe haven for fae during amaranthas reign (other than its citizens)...#sorry had to throw in some rhysand and ic shade#arson yaps#man i love tamlin!!!#Going the xtra mile in my fic to emphasis how GOOD and caring of a leader his is!!#hes not perfect cause no one is but my god hes trying so hard
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i know some people may see this and disagree, but honestly, i don’t care- lip was not at all at fault for not calling the cops on kash and some people need to stop acting like he was evil for not doing so. while i do think he should’ve, my main issue with it is that we always acknowledge that ian was a child at the time, but never seem to mention lip’s only a year older. the person who should’ve called the cops was linda, the adult who instead of placing the blame on kash, placed it on ian. and with ned, it should’ve been fiona or jimmy-steve, also adults, and in fiona’s case, an adult who had a parental role in ian’s life (even if she wasn’t yet legal guardian) and instead brushed the situation off as “just sex” and dumbed it down to it all being about ned being gay. lip knew it was wrong and was extremely upset both times it happened, and expressed his guilt for not calling the cops on kash. would it have been good if lip had called and kash was arrested? absolutely. but do i think he was obligated to as a child and bad for not calling? no. that should’ve never happened in the first place and while i understand where people are coming from when they express their disappointment with lip for not doing anything about it, i still don’t feel like lip was the one who should’ve been forced to handle that situation. leave that to the adults.
#i just feel like people forget how young lip really was in the first few seasons#and if anyone denies that people say this i’ve seen fics about it on ao3 and i swear i’ve seen people say this here too#shameless#ian gallagher#lip gallagher#kash karib#ned lishman#fiona gallagher#jimmy-steve lishman#linda karib#sorry i probably shouldn’t have tagged everybody that was mentioned but whatever
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Making a separate post for visibility because....
this is from Neil's Tumblr in 2011 - here is the original post with only 275 notes!?
the video (and a different video with a little more context)
"All married people" Neil....
#the apology dance is a reference? to Neil lore???#how have I not seen anyone mention this???#my gif#neil gaiman#amanda palmer#apology dance#good omens#ineffable husbands#aziraphale#aziraphale x crowley#crowley#crowley x arizaphale#good omens season 2#good omens 2#aziracrow
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five and many more: a timeline summary
(For legal reasons, all of this is alleged.)
Ref. links: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6
1984, is the first time Neil Gaiman released a book.
In 1985, he got married and started his career as a comic book writer and in 1986, he assaulted Julia Hobsbawm.
This took place in Chalk Farm, London, where he forcibly kissed her and shoved her down on the sofa at her own studio flat before she escaped. According to The Crown Prosecution Service, “sexual assault is where one person intentionally touches another person sexually without their consent. The touching can be done with any part of the body or with an object.” In her own words, she described it as “an aggressive, unwanted pass” and that she still remembers it even now.
Through 1987 and 2002 he progressed his career and published the famous book Coraline. A new year happens and he is in his early-forties and is thriving off of the success of his several money-making works, at a book signing event in Sarasota, Florida. There he hits it off with a young 18 year old (K) and they start dating. Two years later, in 2005, with two more awards under his belt, he forcibly penetrated that young twenty year old who told him not to because of a painful infection.
After another two years, he and his first wife divorced.
It's 2012, five years later and one year into a new marriage and at another book signing, Neil, age 52, immediately assaulted Claire (pseudonym) with a non-consensual kiss. Throughout keeping contact Neil had escalated this with video and phone calls that had a heavy sexual connotation where he appeared to either be naked or tried to instigate something. All of this accumulated into sexually assaulting her on a tour bus. Neil’s contact with her lasted until 2014 where he had promptly accused her in a text message that she had used him for sex.
Within the same year, Neil had enough money to buy a property, and met Caroline Wallner, 55, and her at-the time current husband. With a deal to do odd jobs for Neil and his wife to live there until she could own a five-acre plot, it wasn’t long before things turned sour. A divorce in 2017 sent everything spiraling, with her former husband fired, she in a once financially stable position, was now completely dependent on Neil Gaiman who used that to his advantage. Using her lack of financial stability to get himself sexual favors, he coerced her into a sexual-only, notably uninformed BDSM-entering territory while she was emotionally vulnerable, not accepting denials. This lasted until the summer of 2021, and in December of that year she and him went to court, what awaited her was $275k of compensation and a non-disclosure agreement (nda).
It wouldn’t take long for another woman to experience Neil Gaiman’s repeated offenses as well because in February of 2022, Scarlett (a pseudonym), age 23, a newly hired nanny, was sexually assaulted in the bathtub at his house. Neil, age 61, climbed into the bathtub with her and coerced her into having sexual relations. He too, in his coercion of her, made her financially dependent on him and brought BDSM elements to an inexperienced young woman who could not say no.
Since July 3rd of this year, 2024, five women have come out with sexual assault allegations aimed at Neil Gaiman. They all have several things in common with each other: either being young and naive, a fan of his, or put in a vulnerable spot financially or emotionally. Throughout the years and according to the stories, Neil progressively gets more bold and aggressive in his attempts for sexual gain. There are many more stories out there and whispers on the internet of how predatory Neil Gaiman has been in the industry. However, focusing on the five women who came out to speak and pushing their voice is an important part of the discussion.
Staying silent will only protect his peace.
(If you want to help keep this topic alive, please check out this post by @taraljc to see what steps you can take.)
#neil gaiman#neil gaiman allegations#tw sa#tw sa mention#please let me know if anything is incorrect#thank you#even if you don't believe the allegations please take precautions and be safe out there#everyone please be polite and have civil discussions#anyway have a good day#i haven't really seen anyone talking about this and it was bothering me#also if anyone knows a transcript to episode four of the tortoise podcast please send them my way#if there are any other news let me know#i made a social media account for this HAHA#it is scary to know that a man known in the public eye for being unproblematic could be so cruel#this timeline is just to show the progression of power he gained with the progression of the immoral acts he did to woman#and how they correlate
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im like the lorax when it comes to women's body hair. we should let it grow.
#eliot posts#the other day my roommate was talking abt how she hates shaving#but does it anyway bc she doesn't want people to be mean to her about her body hair#and i was like yeah i mean i used to#also worry about that bc my mother was always so fucking cruel to me when i didn't shave#but as an adult i find that it's extremely rare that anyone even mentions it (tho my body hair is pretty light so that could be a factor)#but even when people are shitty i find that i no longer give a shit about what what those idiots have to say about my body#but i understand that that can be a hard step to take so if you need to keep shaving for your own comfort then i won't judge#but on the inside i was just like#*ibuprofen hand meme* ''let's get called disgusting hairy d*kes together <3''#i had a great time showing off my pit hair at the pool today!#(i get read as a woman when im swimwear cuz i can't hide my body as much. so i get read as a hairy masculine woman.)#i show off my leg hair every time i wear shorts but like. my leg hair is Pathetic#i look practically prepubescent vis a vis my leg hair (my mother still calls it disgusting lmao)#but my pit hair is pretty good#i occupy a weird gendered place in society where i am more of a man in identify but society genders me as a woman#the only time i feel remotely okay being seen as a woman is when i am seen as a BAD woman. a woman who cannot/will not be A Proper Lady#it's not an entirely ACCURATE view of me but there's Something in it
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i was trying to find tan youyou himself to see if i could talk to him in the overworld (edit: i found him!! thank you!!) but inside the dye workshop does have spindle's personal log and it does at least confirm what i thought, that tan youyou is not native to stoneville! while most likely not the next map we’ll unlock, i wouldn’t be surprised if we visited the linlang empire sooner rather than later.
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#the Mage rambles#infinite nikkis#infinity nikki#tan youyou#tagging in the main tag bc idk if anyone’s brought it up yet#there is more but the mention of tan youyou’s home is the important patt#*part#so far no word on how he got there from what i’ve seen#also i still have no clue how old he is. spindle calls him 'kid' but spindle seems like the type to call anyone under 40 'kid'#like i said his vibes and looks gives me a range of 16-27. which i get is huge but i genuinely don’t know#i’m erring on the lower end of that range. most likely 17 or 18. leaning more towards 17.#i was hoping to find him in the overworld to see if i couldn’t get more lore out of him
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Might i ask what line on the wiki you’re referring to with your most recent Coyle art? it’s a really powerful piece and i’d love to know the context behind it
GREAT QUESTION ! Theres a singular line in Coyle’s backstory section that states he is a victim of sexual assault. The exact line goes like : “There are anecdotal accounts of animal abuse and sexual assault during his childhood, which prompted him to enroll in a military academy. ” and end quote Sure, considering Coyle’s character and his later harassment of the reagents you could interpret it as coming from him, but I truly believe that that line is in reference to him being a victim; lemme tell ya why. Coyle is a character that seems to lack a-lot of motive or atleast a sympathetic angle compared to the other prime assets: He’s a racist white supremacist, a rapist, a ruthless murderer even before Murkoff and just all around genuinely a psychopath. I think that one line alone gives alot more weight and understanding to his character. His issues with authority and control, his lines about perversion in his marriages, the cycle of abuse; it felt like it all started to make sense after reading his backstory, at least for me.
hope this makes sense 🙏
#I hope I can start a conversation about this aspect of Coyle’s character cause ive never seen anyone else even mention it#Outlast Trials#Leland coyle#I am always very interested in how past traumas manifest in behavior#Thats why coyle got me for so long cause I was just racking my brain trynna think of what could have made him that way#Inbox#ask to tag
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Wah-Rosalina (wosalina?)
she's from the sea but she keeps trying to convince people she's from space bc she thinks its cooler (she's not very convincing)
#mario#mario bros#princess rosalina#nintendo#nintendo fanart#I was in a call while making her n 90% of it was just talking abt how she'd fail to convince people she's from space#Like she'd only ever hang out w people by the sea n when it's time for her to leave she's like 'no you gotta turn around#'cause if you dont the UFO isn't gonna pick me up. they dont like being seen yk' n then she just sprints into the ocean#someone asks her how she moves on her home planet and she just makes a swimming motion (because low gravity!!! see!!!)#if anyone mentions anything abt space she'll follow it up with oh I knew that. yeah I just didnt tell anyone#whats that? there's a wedding chapel on the moon? well of course there is. I knew that. I got married there. Who's my wife? shut up.#She's banned from the observatory bc she keeps using the telescope to look for space boyfriends (and girlfriends)#She's jealous of rosalina bc how come SHE got to go to space?? huh???#if someone told her abt rosalina's dead mom she'd deadass go 'well where's MY dead mom huh???'#'why can't I have a dead mom n go to space?? huh??? huh!!!!!'#She's the worst. I love her sm
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"Seungmin would be SO hot if he got muscle like, can you imagine?" You would be hotter if you shut your mouth but we can't always get what we want so <3
#the amount of times ive seen this exact comment or sentiment over the past 6ish months in particular#truly pissing me off <3#like first things first- hes already handsome so if you dont see that... its fine. we all have different tastes but also be quiet <3#but like we know first hand from him that he isnt particularly interested in the gym and working out#hes not a changbin. its not his thing- he goes to keep up stamina for live shows#and the fact hes been very specific in saying so any time anyone mentions him working out and going to the gym is so like......#its kinda obvious that hes doing a polite 'please dont hassle me about getting bigger' so he makes sure to always go Its For Endurance#and yet i still see this and also. um theres other members who are muscley so why does seungmin also have to follow that route?#like if you want muscle theres people you can go look at... but also half these people cant even identify actual healthy muscle#vs. someone being so skinny that they have no fat on them and somehow think thats real muscle so like lol#its been so specifically the past half a year tho like whats that about why#its really one of those be quiet im so tired#well on the otherhand i was so stressed about my doctors appointment but now annoyance took the worries place so 🤷♀️#like its funny how X should lose weight comments are recognised for being shitty but the 'x should totally change his physique' is chill tho#like if seungmin organically of his own accord ever becomes a muscle bro bc /he/ wants that than for sure i'll be like Woo go seungmin !!#but only if he wants it. not the fans being annoying not bc of staff or beauty standards not bc of the other guys
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The way people are becoming anti-children nowadays is really sad. And I'm not talking about people not wanting to have kids of their own, that's fine and something that shouldn't be shamed nor up to someone else to debate. No, I'm talking about the people who adamantly hate these little humans for simply existing, wanting to ban them from spaces due to them having emotional reactions that they are still learning to understand (you know, the kind of lessons that everyone had to learn and figure out at one point). It's gotten to the point where I've even seen these types of people genuinely support children being harmed and deny their hurt under the consensus of "Well then maybe they shouldn't be there," in your average public space. Like, imagine thinking hating on children, people who need assistance and guidance, is something to be proud of.
#like ill never forget this lady talking about how she took her son to some ice cream or cookie place#and let him look at the display (which is normal) only to have to pull him away bc a man got way to close#and when she talked about how weird it was (which makes sense bc it was) people were blaming her for letting her child run free (which wasn'#t what happened people just threw that in there to justify their hate & dismissing of the potential harm a child could've experienced)#“i vote that dogs should be on plans more than children bc they aren't as annoying!” is gross and brain dead bc only one of those two can#use the bathroom while the other uses it on a mat something in which has potential to stink up a plane & annoy people as well#you just want to bring your dog on board without all the hoops so you act like hating children will solve it#and coming from an animal lover dogs and other pets have the ability to annoy you on flights just as much as children can let's think now#also ive seen people say that children are wrong for experiencing emotional outbursts and im like “while it can be frustrating having to#deal with acting like you weren't in their shoes once and trying to shame them for these emotions is such a jerk thing to do“#also like its guaranteed that kids are going to cry on planes how about instead of shaming them & their parents maybe idk buy soundproof hea#-dphones? like parents are going to bring their kids traveling (as is their right) and are educating them the best they can that's not going#to change so why not take simple steps to prepare instead of hating on little humans? just saying#again this is not for people who just don't want to have kids! people who don't are just as valid as people who do#don't let anyone tell you otherwise#miscellaneous#idk necessarily how to tag this tbh#rants#tw for mentions of children being harmed
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i started watching jjk without knowing anything other than what i knew from your blog, and i never realized sukuna and gojo was a RAREPARE OF THE HIGHEST KIND. wym these dudes have only interacted like four time???
in conclusion: you conditioned me into shipping a rarepare i didn't know was rare.
GSJDGSJSGDJDHSJDHDJHD WE GOT ANOTHER ONE BOYS
and it's not even 4, they interact 1.5 times in literally the SECOND episode and then NEVER again. like literally never ever ever again GDJDHDKDHD im not even kidding
well. ok later they do have their promised Fight, but that's only happened in the manga, and for the anime.... it's a WHILE until we get there
(but also the fight and everything related to it was so fucking gay i don't even know what to tell u. just that it makes it all worth it)
but also, no worries my beloved claudia, u've come at a good time fandom wise hahah. u don't have to go through the drought i went through. sukugo has risen from the rarepair trenches and are doing pretty okay i feel (downside being obv with greater popularity comes more Shit) (and well, hella spoilers if u're watching the anime the fight is pretty much the only proper interaction they have fgsjdhfkf)
BUTTT GGSHRGRHE HELL YEAH LET'S GO SUKUGOOOOOOOOO THEY MAY NEVER INTERACT BUT THEY ARE VERY SEXY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
in conclusion: teehee :3 im sorry but also am i really? (no)
#shhhhhh no conditioning here. u shipping sukugo just means u have Taste ok. dont let anyone tell u otherwise.#they are so sexy. like so sexy#but yeah with the anime it's crazy crazy fr.#sukuna mentioned gojo's name once to another character and i was screaming crying it made my entire day GDJSHFHDH (crumbs are still food!)#but ANYWAYS FORGET ALL THAT how have u been liking jjk!!!!!!!!! who's ur fave!!!!!! i need to know everything!!!!!!!!!#AAAAAA cant believe u actually ended up watching it 🥺🥺💖💖💖💖💖#where have u reached!!!#jjk#sukugo#f.ask#actually now that u say it. it IS exactly 4 interactions they have in the entirety of the story.#2 in the anime. and then in the manga their meetup before the fight (3). and finally their Fight (4).#like ok we kinda starving comoared to others.... but we also eating good. somehow. it's crazy (not gonna get too spoilery. tho i feel u mus#have seen Enough anyways)#sgfjdhkshfkfjf im also so curious to know what has been ur expectation vs reality LMAOOO#my blog must have given u very very skewed idea of what jjk actually is like..................#well i mean. other than the skg being nonexistent in canon GDJDHAKDH#(sowwy.......... but also not)
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🍑, 🥦, 🥬, 🍒
for Storm, and
🍋(SORRY I HAD TO), 🍏, 🍇, 🥑
for Axelrod
Bonus I thought for a second about suggesting 🍏 for Finn and you can still answer it but then I had the thought he would say "Well, isn't everybody a little Queer?" and then leave it at that and that is making me laugh so much right now sorry
-@markbeakskisser
IM SORRY I. THOUGHT I POSTED THIS THREE DAYS AGO. In relation to the tags of this post I am already out of school. My last day was last Friday. Thank you a million for the ask I loved answering it. I don't know how coherent any of this post is, I was a madman when I answered it.
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Tumblr. Nuked my post and I am losing my mind having to retype it and I'm HOPING I remember all my thoughts but. Normally I save it as a draft like five different times when I know it's going to be a long post BECAUSE I don't wanna lose the whole thing but. It was 3:30am when I had first seen this and went to answer it and I was completely cracking up over that idea for Finn because. It's FITTING. Especially cause like. Going off his car model and when the movie came out that man is like. He's like 53 or something. So he totally grew up in a time where that was probably even more unacceptable and that would so be like the trying to cope responce that goes in to just saying it to mess with people. Your stereotypical gentleman who is suave and overly sappy romantic and likes buys roses and boxes of chocolates and would throw his suit jacket down over a puddle even though it's NOT necessary. Oh and he's also GAY.
I just. Or like some interview sort of thing and the interviewer asks him something and that's how he responds and there is just a lengthy silence before the interviewer is like "....no.?" And he's like "oh" and then has to take a sip from his wine IM. SORRY.I JUst. I don't know why I have so many thoughts on this. I haven't even gotten into saying thanks for giving me an entire fruitbasket worth of things to answer. I'm pretty sure if I was an animal in a zoo so much of my enrichment would just come from these.
I don't know how you're so good at this incorrect quotes things with them.
For J.ackson Storm:
I don't know how you telepathically magically knew I was thinking about him but I suppose they are all ping-ponging around in my head like cable TV screensavers. I proceeded to space out here and have about 40 minutes worth of my own entire imaginary thing but I really need to dedicate a day to just sitting and thinking about him because I like him a lot and thought about him a lot(he's the whole starting reason for my Cars thing and actually the one I ended up liking first), and if it wasn't for EventsTM my brain probably wouldn't be so clogged trying to think about him naturally. I. I haven't even started any of the asks I'm going to stop now. This is gonna be a long one isn't it.
🍑 - is your f/o more comfortable giving or receiving gifts? why? do they have any preferences on gifts they like receiving?
I feel like he'd be more comfortable receiving gifts because I feel like he would have a lot of trouble trying to get people gifts or having an idea on what to gift them. If it came up naturally(like he saw something that reminded him of someone else that they'd like) he'd probably have an easier time with it but if an event or holiday comes up he'd probably break in half. But also partly because of his popularity(he did a lot of online/iRacing/simulator competetive racing stuff, he was super good at it, and it's how he got offeree to race on actual tracks) he probably was used to being given things from winning events or from people that would support him. He's not very well rehearsed on what feelings are, so things like gift giving/recieving, which normally(keyword) involves feelings or knowing what other people would like sort of plays to his weaknesses.
I feel like if he ever did get anything that he was happy over getting, he probably wouldn't express it well(at all), but he'd either end up using it until he couldn't anymore(whether it's playing a video game till he's sick of it or something that is a 'practical tool' like a weighted blanket) or if it's a more sentimental/handmade thing he'd probably leave it on a high shelf where it couldn't get tampered with and perhaps most people wouldn't see it and be able to question him on it.
🥦 - does your f/o have any pet peeves? things that just really really get on their nerves? what are they and why?
This is a really interesting one because I feel like he has a lot of things that can upset him, so i gotta mull over which ones would fall under the line of being a pet peeve and which is just something that sets him off. I feel like he would not be able to do getting interrupted at all. And unless it's like someone he's really REALLY close with, I feel like he wouldn't be big on touch either. There are veryy few times where be might not care or he might reach out first but even then 98% of the time it's probably better to just ask him if you can or to just not worry about it, even if it's something like just patting him on the shoulder or whatnot. Even I ask, of course. Even if most the time I get a "yes" or "sure", just giving the choice makes a big difference.
🥬 - what are some beige flags your f/o has? so, not bad, but not nessecarily good either. just. "oh. you do This."
These flag things always trip me up because in my head from my understanding red flags are like "Hey, you should probably end the relationship over this, it's pretty bad" but then I'll hear things like people saying it's a red flag to do something that is completely arbitrary and I can't tell if I've lost my mind or they've lost my mind. Then again, I'm kinda super biased even with beige flags because there are very few, if any things that my F/Os can do that I'll be like "://" over, yknow? Cause like, if they did something that off-put me that much I probably wouldn't like them that much! Am I reading into this too much? I probably am.
However. If we're talking from an OUTSIDE perspective, like what other people might consider beige flags for him, there's a right amount of things I could say because he was one of the ones that I got critisizm for liking him. I feel like how quickly he gets frustrated over things might be something that would get pointed out, cause in the book about his backstory, after something like getting sensory overloaded on a couple occasions he would get really upset/angry to the point of storming off(cough pun intended). But I also completely understand that and I think that adds to my bias😅. And I'm sure many would be turned off by his cold demeanor.
🍒 - if your f/o and you spend a day doing anything, anything at all, what would they do and why?
Okay, I really like this question because I get to talk about how he spends 90% of his freetime just playing through racing simulators. But I need to you picture the whole complete setup of having the wheel and pedals and things that you hook up to your computer and like the several monitors. Like a dedicated room or corner of a room to it. And that's what he spends most of his time doing. He is online a lot but his social media presence does not exist it all. He is not very outdoorsy either so if we are spending the day together a lot of it will be spent either playing games together(sometimes I can convince him to try out another game with me) And most the time, even if we are playing together on like an Xbox controller or something, I'm still spending about the whole session just fawning over his skills at it. Sometimes I can grab his attention with something else for a little bit if I end up cooking or knitting or such. You should've absolutely seen the face he pulled and reaction he had over me knitting.
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For Axlerod:
🍋 - if your f/o could change one thing about themselves, what would they change and why?
Okay, I was giggling at first at the fact that you picked lemon for him because that's funny, and then I wanted to get into my story about how I actually really like lemons and sour candy is my favorite type of candy and whenever I get iced tea at restaurants I always take the lemon slice and just eat it and don't squeeze it in the tea but the FACT THAT THIS IS THE QUESTION TO IT IM. It's too early in the morning for this.
Okay I'm going to be real here IM GOING TO BE REAL HERE. Once I stop losing my mind. Truthfully. Okay. BECAUSE of the whole lemon thing. I do think he would have several answers for what he'd want to change about himself because asides from money and power that man IS insecure. I've already talked about my headcannon of him wearing his hat and like nevveerrr ever taking it off because it helps hide his curly hair right. That's why I have to squeeze him and love on him until a proper ego about his geniune self starts to form. And definitely not because I'd do it anyway regaurdless. Totally. I mean he is literally the kingpin of the lemons(movie captions call him kingpin, their words not mine!!), that man is messed up. Society probably tried to maul him. Humanized version of what a lemon is is nearly just any minority ever. Breaks down a lot? Faulty? Doesn't work right? Gets slander souly just for looks, typically ones they can't control? I mean, even asides from things like rust and dents and whatnot, cars like Acer's typically worked fine, but they got dubbed "fishbowl"(it's also his lisence plate) because of how they looked and it was the running gag. What gets dubbed a lemon is bulleted point #2 for why I cry over his speach, in this essay I will-
🍏 - if you have any queer headcanons for your f/o, how did they realize they were queer?
It's funny because for a long time when I was still sorting out how I identified, I was genderfluid at the time, and so I just dubbed all the characters I liked as pan and called it a night. I still do that now for a few reasons but then we will get off topic into my entire gender identity story! But also because of that, I don't have very proper elaborate stories of them realizing their feelings and such. There are a select few of them where I might have more particular queer headcannons or have more of a story for them, but I do think for Axlerod it would be something that he'd known about himself for a while. Like a longgg while. And he probably has moments of openly showcasing it or supporting it with pride flags and whatnot without caring about any negative stuff he might receive. He has to at least have one big open indulgence in it during pride month. I normally am more quiet during pride month but I don't mind indulging with him cause it makes him smile(I say, at 6 in the morning with half-lidded sleepy eyes and the most "I have a problem" smile of a grin).
🍇 - if you and your f/o never met, what do you think your f/o would be doing right now?
Oohhhhmigosh. Blowing up the planet, probably? /joking. There's this whole entire thing in the story of him getting a little more tame in his havoc and it becoming slightly noticeable to others, because his vengeful scheming against the world eases up a bit now that he has someone to keep him a bit straight and that also doesn't want to kick him to the curb for him doing human things like. Being strange or a bit unconventional. And also because he now has an animal at home(me) to take care if and put time and energy into. And feed sandwhiches. So if we hadn't met, he'd probably still be just as unhinged as ever, if not a bit more destructive. Heck, I shudder to think about where myself would be if it wasn't for my F/Os! So maybe we'd meet in the midst of wrecking havoc(Kane can not cope with the concept of him and F/Os not meeting).
🥑 - is there any niche topics your f/o is interested in? what are they and why do they like them?
OKAY. I WISH I HAD GONE INTO BETTER DEPTH IN THIS DURING THE MOVIE WHEN WE WERE WATCHING IT. I don't know how niche this really is but I really like it. But with the whole newspaper thingy and it talking about the like Abyssian Desert that he crossed and the whole "around the globe" thing for the World Grand Prix like. I think he just enjoys doing that stuff. Which I suppose it's like yknow he is/has a Land Rover! Of course he does! But a Land Rover doesn't HAVE to do anything!! There are plenty that just go around on motorways! I think he just likes doing that stuff just for fun. That slight smile and sad pathetic wink(I love him) was not the same maddening smile during the Mel Dorado show and next to the Queen of England that say "I should probably be interrogated over something." Kane do NOT pull out pictures and clips. Even if they're in good quality. Maybe. Maybe later. Later. We can do that later in the day.
But I think he just enjoys going out and exploring. Going on like hikes or something. Ohmigosh it's. 6 in the morning and I'm covering my face and closing my eyes and giggling. Yes I've been working on this post for the past three hours straight, I've loved every second of it. I accidentally. Just typed. "-I've loved every second of him" and if that doesn't confirm my brain has been sucked into a hole then I don't know what does.
But anyway. I also really enjoy that stuff. Which is partly why I want a Jeep and why I like going on really long walks and just wandering into bits of land that I probably shouldn't be trespassing. We need to take a hike or something.
#im sorry I. get so embarrassed mentioning Finn's age for some reason like people will come after me.#Which is funny because A. I say that like I did not just or have previously not posted several art drawings of him where I openly and-#-happily draw the grey streaks in his hair. and B. Chick is probably like a couple years older than him anyway.#gosh all this Jackson talk has really got me wanting to rewatch the Cars 3 movie now... is that how I shall spend my morning?#this was great and fantastic. and probably one of the longer things that I've written.#my brain is actually mush now from too many sappy lovey thoughts this morning but.#Again!! thank you!! for all the asks. I love doing these and whenever I do get one from you I'm always excited to see-#-who and what you've picked.#I wasnt sure if anyone had seen me reblog the ask game at first so I was very happy and pleasently surprised to-#-see this ask!!#A lovely start to what is. Hopefully perhaps my last day at school. forebver.#self ship#selfship#selfshipping#self shipping#finn🩶💙#axlerod💚💙#jackson🖤💙
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