#How Do I Stop Divorce
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#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#lan wangji#madam jin#jin zixuan#jiang yanli#'Hey what is WWX trying to do here?' some kind of grab-and-twist maneuver that would be very upsetting to watch.#I know LWJ technically assists WWX in this scene in terms of blocking someone's blow on his behalf -#- but let's be honest. Real friends stop you from doing the truly stupid things.#Or maybe it was envy. Penis envy. The non-freudian kind.#Regardless...man this whole scene was just full of āand then someone else walks inā.#I swear to god every cultivator who is supposed to be hunting ends up wandering into this part of the woods.#a bonus for me because it gives me several good joke opportunities.#Madam Jin gets top prize for best entrance and exit. I wish her all the best. And a divorceā¦madam please leave himā¦#And can we please address the horses? I love horses. But why...why do they ride in on horses when they HAVE FLYING SWORDS?#I can only imagine it is for the dramatic flair? It just feels so jarring hearing someone clip clop in#and then another person swoop in on a sword.#The rules of mdzs's world can get fuzzy and I have to nod in an impressed manner at how much MXTX gets away not explaining.#Maybe the sword gets tired after a while and they need to give it a break? Maybe there is a sword union that dictates working hour limits?#ā¦Would that make Chenqing a scab? Oh god it wouldā¦ unions *hate* this flute!
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they really put alicent in bridgerton blue on the reunion and genuinely expected me to think that she didnāt in fact march all the way to dragonstone to get wifed up? bfr
#I am only a girl living in a society#I make connections#she looks so pretty in blue though I want more#also youāre telling me that rhaenyra saw her walk in all cute looking to not completely crumble at the sight of her?#like my girl got all dolled up for you do something#rhaenyra IS a puppy dog when it comes to those bambi eyes shut up#Alicent was like you think you want her? Iām the love of your life you moron#and rhaenyra is like I KNOW#like sheās been trying to get the other woman to realize that very thing for the last 15+ years#and alicentās all heartbroken like oh so youāre taking her to wife#and rhaenyra is like nO? WHAT?? all dumb and speechless cause jealous alicent was definitely not on her bingo card this year#whilst also having her own mental breakdown#because how on earth is she meant to explain this to her councel#or jace for that matter#that sure was goint to be a fun future conversation to have with her heir#but also Alicent just strutted into the room and started acting like a scorned wife?#which left rhaenyra feeling like the asshole parent who stopped paying for child support after the divorce#but also she never wanted a divorce in the first place?? and alicent doesnāt seem to get this?#like sheās already figuring out how to most efficiently empty daemonās chambers for the woman to move in permanently#but alicentās still yapping off about not having a place in court anymore and fleeing across the sea#and rhaenyra canāt help the bitter taste in her mouth as she states how that ship came in a little too late for them and it is messyyyy#hotd leaks#house of the dragon leaks#hotd spoilers#house of the dragon#house of the dragon spoilers#rhaenicent#alicent hightower#rhaenyra targaryen#bridgerton
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#like do you even understand????#they're divorced they're married they're longterm partners they've been exes for almost a decade#they're each other's first love they're each other's first heartbreak they're each other's second love#they're each other's shared responsibility they're parents they're each other's resentment and grief#they hate each other for the way they react to things#they hate each other for their personalities#there's been ust between them for at least 15 years#and like yeah!!! they did love geto and yu!!! but they're dead now and they both have to live with the ghosts#and honestly!!! if you think that nanami would ever let himself be used as a stand in or a rebound for geto#you're outta your fuckin mind#and if you think that nanami could ever use gojo as replacement for yu you're insane#and vice versa. like there's just so much there and i hate that it gets reduced to like them being rebounds#it's about the push-pull dynamic and how afraid they are that one day gojo will stop pulling and nanami will stop pushing#anyway a lot of the meme is hyperbole obv#nanami kento#gojo satoru#nanago#gonana#jjk
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She did not understand the assignment
#good omens#ineffable husbands#good omens fanart#aziracrow#fanart#digital art#artists on tumblr#ibispaint art#demos art#based on that one draw ur favs as meme that was around a while ago#bc you know i love hopping onto trends way too fucking late#shes wearing her twice divorced fit#her widow that might have killed the husband fit#her im single and available fit#yknow how it is#also needed an excuse to draw longer hair crowley#also wanted an excuse to she/her crowley because i can do what i want#'why is she wearing heels to bed' because you've gotta serve always and forever she's been serving for 6000 years she aint gonna stop now#convinced theyd get matching pajamas at one point#tired of having to color adjust my ipad art bc it comes out muted on laptop screens RAAAHHHHH
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it doesnt need to be said but its genuinely so funny how at-the-hip charles and erik are in krakoa like they really had the green light- the OBLIGATION- to be as obnoxiously close to each other as possible and abused that right to the fullest extent
#xmen#xmen comic#krakoa#cherik#snap chats#until the divorce of course but until then its actually so funny#how you really couldnt go a page or two without one or the other and the other one was close behind#ice climber ass duo over here. the delightful children from down the lane kind of proximity what the fuck was their PROBLEM#i feel like if one of them was teleported the other would just materialize right next to them thats how close they were#fuuuck what was the issue where sabretooth and co are in like. Brain Prison or something#and victor imagines charles but everyones like 'wait its weird if its just him where's magneto'#ITS SO FUCKING FUNNY and i NEED to know what issue that was .... to add it to my collection ....#also killed me how in immoral x-men issue 1 charles was yappin bout erik bein gone#and- God Bless Who i forget i think it was hope- was just 'can you please shut up about your dead boyfriend im begging you'#moira stronger than me if i had to deal with thing 1 and thing 2 on a daily basis i woulda snapped sooner frankly#ig when you live ten times through The Most Bullshit ever youre numb to most things but still. my god theyre so obnoxious#sorry im cackling at the bit in HoX where charles is about to announce krakoa to the world and erik's putting his hand on his shoulder#and you justs see moira in the back like dawgggg right in front of her .... can you two get a room#GENUINELY no im GENUINELY surprised they dont share a bedroom#im not even talking sharing a bed im taking my shipper goggles off im actually baffled they dont sleep in the same building#obvi id be lyin if i said i didnt love it tho To Be Real .. genuinely love seein them work together as a team .. until they werent </3#in every timeline they WILL divorce each other that's just the rule. actual canon event it cannot be changed or stopped its integral#ok ramble over. but not really not in spirit cause ill never be over this ill die before i am#im gonna go eat now i think i think thats something i As A Human has to do at least once a day
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Since Jay proposed to Nya and almost accidentally accepted Kaiās (practice) proposal, that means he moved to both smith siblings. Whoās to say that since his new forbidden minifig is with Morroās in the leaked new set, that he wonāt be trying to move to both of the Wojira duo too.
And its because he also looks similar to Nya, like how Kai does.
Jay: man for some reason you look really attractive.
Morro, who looks similar to early seasons Nya: what the hell.
Bonus+
Jay: i really wanna make out with you for some reason :(
Morro: you are a MARRIED MAN.
#lego ninjago#ninjago#LISTEN#IT WOUDL BE HILARIOUS IF THEY DROPPED A SMALL JOKE LIKE THAT#LIEK HOW THEY DID WITH KAI#and seeing as Morroās age range is 15-20 from what i remember#Jay could be out here seeing current nya too#i had ti sneak jaya in#ninjago jay#jay ninjago#jay walker#ninjago morro#morro ninjago#morro wu#ninjago nya#nya ninjago#nya smith#nya jiang#kai ninjago#kai smith#kai jiang#like he doesnāt wanna actually make out with MORRO#but he does wanna make out with that face#for some reason#imagine he sees current Nyaās face in Morroās and hes just like#i kinda wanna punch you too#and have a divorce only to regret it#maybe the writers could do a thung where Morro is actually TRYING to get jay to go back to the ninja#between Morro and Jay thoigh itās strictly platonic its like when friends flirt with eachother except one is a victim to it and the other#the other just canāt stop doing it its like instinct
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Canonically speaking, jc' reaction to someone he doesn't like/has strong negative feelings towards, because that person was a jerk to his sister, is to regulate his emotions according to how his sister feels. In a jyl lives au, after wwx's return, canon jc is going to his sister, saying something like: 'while I think we should throw at least a cup of tea at him because he left us you and a-ling like that, it's your choice, jin zixuan was your husband. What are we feeling now, jiejie?'
#I was reading a jyl live and in the notes the author wrote: 'I made jc & wwx meeting as painful as possible'. Why would you do that lol. jyl#jzx's wife- is right there. shouldn't she the one to be mad? no obv. she says to jc to back off and stop being a jerk lol#canon jc rebuild his sect and co-raised his wonderful nephew. Without no one but himself. A jc with his sister by is side is the healthiest#dude out there. The fact imo it's that most of jyl lives au aren't about jyl#Her life wasn't about her. Her childhood wasn't about her. Her death wasn't about her#Let at least her survival be about her lmao#jzx should divorce fanon jyl tbh and marry jc lol#Imo it boils down to people thinking that be mad about a loved one's death/lying make you the devil#Which is a bit strange#Or maybe it's that in a jyl lives au you kinda have to acknowledge how hurtful wwx's actions were. A crime in this fandom.#mar!nonsense
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it never stops being funny to me that people are bkdk antis in the year 2024 like ākatsuki bullied izuku!! how dare you ship izuku with himā ??? take it up with izuku heās is the one pining his ass off for him. I canāt make izuku not yearn for katsuki ??? Iām sorry I have observational skills?? izuku is just like that you think I can stop him??
#bakudeku#bkdk#izuku thinks heās so blessed to even have an almost normal convo with him and gets all misty eyed thinking about it#izuku stares at katsuki like heās the light of his life his hero#izuku swoons into his arms and has a pure rage form for whenever something bad happens to him#kacchan v deku pt 2 was him being like I FUCKING LOVED YOU OKAY I ADORED YOU YOU SHINE SO BRIGHTLY I LOVED YOU#like heās just in love with him he was his first love and then they got divorced#and then theyāre slowly coming back together and izuku falls even harder this is simply the plot of the manga#also how dare you be like Stop Shipping and tag the ship like whoā¦ are yiu??#some raggedy ass bitch thinks they can tell me what to do with my precious little free time uhhh#maybe go outside and touch grass
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genuinely crying again they love eachother so much TwT
LOOK AT THE WAY AZIRAPHALE IS LPOKING AT CROWLEY!!1!! I AM SICK!!! I AM DYING!!! THAT IS A MAN WOMAN PERSON NOT PERSON ANGEL THAT IS SO SEVERELY IN LOVE!!!!!
#anyway what im saying is im lonely#iāll never have anything as good as what they have#why am i genuinely crying over how much they love each other#good omens#good omens s2#crowley#aziraphale#ineffable divorce#ineffable husbands#good omens brainrot#good omens is making me sad again#i need to stop doing this to myself#HOW TO STOP THINKING ABOUT THESE GAYS
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bitches really be out here publicly divorcing as if they werenāt in a secret relationship
#i love how lenore stomped over ready to throw divorce papers and also hands#and annabel just kept getting more and more into it liKE GIRL PLEASE!!! UR ASS IS GETTING BEAT BUT NOT IN THE WAY U WANT IT LIKE GIRRLL#girl please read the room and understand that Lenore is about to rip full custody of Morella away from u#ANNABEL LEE STOP GETTING TURNED ON MID DOVORCE CHALLENGE: IMPOSSIBLEā¼ļøā¼ļøā¼ļø#all of the passerby and spectators stopping n staring at these two like#ā?????? did we- did we miss some LOREā¢ļø or smth????ā#oh to be part of that crowd who got to witness the full blown break up#in my peripheral I see some disgruntled hands exchanging money#apparently half of the academy had a bet wherher or not these two disasters were secretly fucking around together or not#some swore by their second death that white raven was DEFO doing some shit together#while others believed em to just be old fashioned enemies who are complete douches to each other nothing more nothing less#the ppl who betted them to be nothing more than fierce as fuck enemies/rivals. well. well i mean you TRIED ig. i mean u tried WRONG but hey#at least you still tried#nevermore webtoon#nevermore neverwhore#white raven#lenore vandernacht#annabel lee whitlock
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imagine sending your kids to visit their great uncle for the summer because youāre about to get divorced and they come home with a whole ass pig. like what do you even do in that situation
#stan didnāt even stop to think about how their parents would feel about it he was just like. ok. pig incoming whether you like it or not#like it makes sense that mabel got to keep waddles when she was with stan because like. heās not exactly the most responsible#and heās weird. like heās a fairly strange guy. it makes sense heād let a pig in his house i guess#also heās a sucker for the kids so thereās no question to it#but their PARENTS???? they canāt even say no bc the pigās already there lmfao#unless they send him away but thatās too sad to think about#kind of a funny situation from their parentsā pov tho fr#like where the fuck did they get a pig from#what do you do with a pig while getting divorced#split custody?#gravity falls#waddles the pig#gravity falls waddles#mabel pines#ššš
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so no one was going to tell me if i got literally one episode further tenax drops that heās the one who saved scorpus from his momās pimp AND that heās intimately familiar with scorpusā dick when he was younger. guys. guys.
#thinking about an INSANE divorce fic. as a follow-up to the 30k canon-compliant backstory i have not written#(really it could be an au of that because like. am i sentimental and would i want them to get emotionally divorced NO but i will get into#the variants of this later i have to tell you about them ACTUALLY divorced first before i get into the hot divorcee energy of it all)#where they fucked around when they were younger and then broke up because. yeah tenax can dream but scorpus needs certainty he is what he#is he wants attention and dignity and when blue offers for him he goes and we donāt need to know what the massive fight was but we DO need#to know that they stopped fucking and maybe they stopped talking too but now theyāre Colleagues. putting the ābecause i canā moment#into a WHOLE different light bc itās very much a āyou no longer have a say in who I get to fuck because itās not YOU. because weāre notā#and thus we get an exes-to-lovers arc I still know you the best and yes I SEE the scorpus xenon andria potential & once again I am saying:#put that in a box we canāt talk about that right now I see it but thatās not what weāre here for. anyway I was TRYING to say the āI know u#best of anyoneā of it all and if you think I have stopped thinking about tenax goading scorpus & talking about his dick for a single second#I have not. I REALLY have not because that is top tier blatant manipulation to be like ohhhh poor baby youāre so old and rotting I can just#get a new chariot driver I donāt even really want you anyway š and scorpus KNOWS Itās bait however. heās gotta get his attention back.#anyway they are ugly divorced and itās very slow burn but I know exactly how you taste & what buttons to press & how to grip your shoulders#in an argument until they fuck nasty on all of their riches or however this thing ends. not well for anyone but I WILL be getting them back#together. the other fun little big divorced energy thoughts i had were very much ādivorced and arguing but itās foreplay to threaten to#leave each otherā so they can have hot aggressive mean sex because they get off on arguing with each other. everybody in the stables starts#to see them arguing about chariot design & the brothers are scared theyāre gonna kill each other & then suddenly scorpus is tongue-fucking#Tenaxās throat with a fist still in his hair and tenax has a hand pinning him back against the post by the throat and thatās all they see#before everybody clears the FUCK out. this is a regular occurrence at all times in all arguments itās so fun I love the dynamic#OHHHH AND ITāS AN OUTSIDER POV FIC i said the brothers really i meant elia but also now that i say that. could be a fun five + 1 of#everyone watching them threaten to kill each other and then yāknow. la petit mort. ALSO i know i see the calla/tenax too we canāt talk abt#that put it in the box with the chariot drivers we can have one (1) thing at a time. the calla note is because i want a calla pov of them#where sheās just like āfreaks. right in front of my salad?ā and does not give a fuck at all. top tier. anyway. andria/elia/calla/domitian#(Domitian seeing them petition him would be so fun because he wants to puppet master everything heād want to know SO BAD.) the 5th one idk#because I donāt have any idea about the third brother yet but maybe Tenax catching scorpus in a brothel again? and the +1 is their POV ofc.#(anyway for myself: the vibes i want here are geno/anna cat and mouse follow/unfollow divorce and win her back rumors)#scorpus/tenax#those about to die#scorpus#tenax
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āyou betrayed me last session so I donāt love youā ok well i can see myself inside your bloodshot eyes wondering if you can see yourself in mine or do you just see me and of me what you want to see
#last one today. i promise. i will actually get over it and go to bed#ive been thinking about bloodshot by Julien Baker with them too much. i canāt stop#and i also canāt stop thinking about. yknow.#she deliberately switched from using āi dont like youā to Impulse to āi dont love youā to Pearl??? didnāt even need to do that but okay???#so much to say. about whatever divorce arc theyre going through. about their perception of each other and how it differs and has changed#about the torment nexus misery cycle etc.#but ok girl. just whip out those repressed feelings ig. good for you#life series spoilers#wild life spoilers#mcyt
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insaneduo breathe if you agree
#qsmp#insaneduo#the fact that cellbit and forever can rp like that having known each other for four months#insaneduo is so platonic soulmate coded#they love each other so much in such a meaningful way#how the divorce arc had cellbit sure forever would never trust him again#but ironically the divorce is what made their bond stronger#how forever never hesitated to trust cellbit after that arc#and how they were each others support during the elections arc#and now cellbit has to see forever in that state. drugged#over something they both share in common which is their love for their son#they are doomed by the narrative to always experience the horrors but they do it together#and when theyre not together its heartbreaking but now you never doubt that their bond is gonna make it#but you still now its heartbreaking#sorry im gonna be extremely annoying in the tag today#i got like three hours of sleep this night because i couldn't stop thinking about last nights stream#so bear with me#or block me idc LMFAO
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i really gotta get better about listening to my own brain and needs when i'm making things. i've been working on a video and i'm almost finished (yippee!!), but drawing this One Specific Frame was giving me trouble. i could have just brute-forced my way through it and finalized the initial sketch, since it was relatively good enough. but instead i left it and took a day off from working on the project, let myself recharge, and came back to the sketch with fresh eyes today. and what do you know, my redrawn sketch today is WAY better! now, i can finalize that frame and be genuinely proud of it, instead of just powering through on something i was less than happy with.
i hadn't done any other art stuff that day when i couldn't get my sketches to look right, so letting myself stop and have a break from the project felt sort of "unearned" i guess. but it's just. what i needed! and the break did what i needed it to do; i was able to come back later and make something i could be proud of.
anyway i guess this is me saying that, if you're like me and have this weird morality-complex about letting yourself rest, it's ok to take breaks, even if you feel like you haven't "earned" one yet :)
#rye.txt#growing up i got very accustomed to ignoring my own needs and just 'powering through' when i wanted/needed to get something done#which worked out relatively ok for me in school (banging my head against a wall until my brain absorbed information leading to exhaustion)#but now that im doing work that is ostensibly for my own enjoyment#i have a hard time divorcing myself from that mindset#i feel guilty if im not constantly working#which is. not great! so im trying to unlearn that#trying to let myself think 'ok my brain isn't brain-ing right now. so i should stop and rest/do something else'#my actual job is Very Emotionally Draining so sometimes i just. can't find the energy to work on my art#which sucks!! cause i love making art!! and then i think to myself 'maybe making art will make you feel better'#but then when i try it's like scraping the bottom of a dry well. trying to find water#when what i need to do is rest and let the water well up from the ground itself#but resting is HARD when you tie your self-worth to how much you can work#ough ok this got a little vent-y sorry guys#I don't want to let myself fall into the 'content creation' mindset. cause I don't think i make 'content' i make ART#and art isn't something you can just pump out mindlessly#good art. art that i can be PROUD of. that takes time and intent and energy. and I can't make that if im just scraping the bottom of a well#vent in tags#this whole post is just 'riley vs the concept that taking breaks is a moral failing'
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huntclaire divorce au. everything is exactly the same but wait i was going to make a joke here but iām actually very invested in this
#just imagine how WEIRDER theyād be about each other. this is crazy#i need them to divorce and then hunt makes a movie immediately after and he casts claire as the lead. and the movie is weirdly personal#and everyone in the cast is like. is this movie about the divorce. no it is not. but yes it also is. hunt and claire are unaware#there's a brazilian director who divorced his wife and then cast her in his next movie andthe movie is the greatest love letter ever.to her#this is what i'm aiming for here. do you see my vision? okay so they argue all the time on set. she does NOT follow his direction#this is why i divorced you by the way you were always like. saying stuff. you're always saying stuff! you're annoying and pathetic and stup#they cannot even be NEAR each other. need to talk to either of them? do not do it while the other oneis in the room.they WILL make it weird#they will start bickering and they will forget about you i am so sorry. if they try to be civil it's like. this was so thoughtful of you!#i wish SOME PEOPLE were like this. i was actually very thoughtful you were the one who was always demanding attentionWHATof COURse I WAS!?#hunt keeps his wedding ring in his side pocket. claire loves calling him her stupid ex husband. ew my wretched ex husband.#whole time they can't keep their hands off each other. which could mean anything#why did they get divorced? no one has any idea. no one knows anything about these two actually. why would he cast her. why would they marry#why are they torturing everyone. is this like A Thing to them. yes. claire gives him cold coffee every time and he drinks it every time jus#so she doesn't get the satisfaction. also you should NOT interfere if they're arguing because then it's going to be YOUR FAULT#you may ask. hsslilly! what's the difference between this and canon huntclaire. well they're actually divorced here. see.#this means something to me. and to them too. plus they actually mean this on some level. normal huntclaire are doing a very convoluted bit#here claire would choke hunt with his tie if given the chance. and then they would make out. this happened like twice.#okay i'll stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#huntclaire#wait the blood necklace should still exist in this au
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