#Houseposting

[papertowness]

hilson is so funny because if you stuck house in a time loop wilson would ask him “ wait … are you stuck in a time loop ?? “ after house stretched out on his office couch and spoke in riddles for a minute or two but if you stuck wilson in a time loop house would fuck around and do some insane shit after wilson told him and be annoyed that wilson knew the outcome every time

[microwavedmetal]

...Do I need to say it?

[thedeepgreensea]

[bloodied-metal-pipe]

oh no they tumblr sexyman-ified him

[housebutgayer]

He's still hot but everytime I say that out loud people tell me I need to see a psychiatrist

[theremharths]

I'm playing the house md ds game

[vicodinszz]

he's so pathetic i need him

[doggogills]

feeling emotions about foreman again

[graciepoetsociety]

this is THE single gayest lineup i have ever seen in my life and of course it’s from house md

[robertseanleonardthinker]

my oncologist and YES he smokes weed

[march32nd]

[your-fathers-favourite-daughter]

I was sad so I made a ( very ) low quality meme and can't stop giggling at it.

Anyway, I think it's literally the funniest thing ever.

[infinite-archive]

I love it in House of Leaves when you're reading a footnote written by Johnny Truant and then there's another footnote at the end of that one that basically says...

"yo this dude is fucked up - The Editors"

[greghatecrimes]

my god I just discovered this promo picture and i am DYING. does anyone know what some of the shirts say?? left to right i have:

wilson: admit the past, deny the present

thirteen: “has a reason”. either “everything has a reason” or “not everything has a reason”. her hair is covering

chase: don’t blame me blame my gender (god thats SO him)

kutner: doing things changes things

house: hope is for sissies

foreman: bad mojo is not a diagnosis (LMAO)

cuddy: something with “don’t trust opinions”??

cameron: looks like the second word is ��something”

taub: something with “do good”?

also the fact that half of them are barefoot and the other half aren’t with no rhyme or reason. i am DYING

[papertowness]

my dealer : yo i just got this new strain called ‘ princeton plainsboro 2006 ‘ 😳 you’ll be zonked off your gourd 💯

me : yeah whatever i don’t feel shit

* ten minutes later *

me : i gotta get this guy his sandwich

my buddy house , pacing back and forth : maybe i don’t want to push this thing until it breaks

[cuepickle]

Mr “this is the last time I ever-“