#Houseposting

[microwavedmetal]

...Do I need to say it?

[theremharths]

I'm playing the house md ds game

[vicodinszz]

he's so pathetic i need him

[graciepoetsociety]

this is THE single gayest lineup i have ever seen in my life and of course it’s from house md

[robertseanleonardthinker]

my oncologist and YES he smokes weed

[tinykittenknight]

He's still hot but everytime I say that out loud people tell me I need to see a psychiatrist

[march32nd]

[your-fathers-favourite-daughter]

I was sad so I made a ( very ) low quality meme and can't stop giggling at it.

Anyway, I think it's literally the funniest thing ever.

[greghatecrimes]

my god I just discovered this promo picture and i am DYING. does anyone know what some of the shirts say?? left to right i have:

wilson: admit the past, deny the present

thirteen: “has a reason”. either “everything has a reason” or “not everything has a reason”. her hair is covering

chase: don’t blame me blame my gender (god thats SO him)

kutner: doing things changes things

house: hope is for sissies

foreman: bad mojo is not a diagnosis (LMAO)

cuddy: something with “don’t trust opinions”??

cameron: looks like the second word is “something”

taub: something with “do good”?

also the fact that half of them are barefoot and the other half aren’t with no rhyme or reason. i am DYING

[papertowness]

my dealer : yo i just got this new strain called ‘ princeton plainsboro 2006 ‘ 😳 you’ll be zonked off your gourd 💯

me : yeah whatever i don’t feel shit

* ten minutes later *

me : i gotta get this guy his sandwich

my buddy house , pacing back and forth : maybe i don’t want to push this thing until it breaks

[cuepickle]

Mr “this is the last time I ever-“

[infinite-archive]

I love it in House of Leaves when you're reading a footnote written by Johnny Truant and then there's another footnote at the end of that one that basically says...

"yo this dude is fucked up - The Editors"

[vicodinszz]

made these icons a while ago please enjoy

[epicnoob136]

Is this anything? They're so pretty

I Love You Like an Alcoholic - The Taxpayers | House MD 2x19, 8x22

[woolooism]

i believe the only correct way to make a movie adaptation of house of leaves is to add more layers of narrative. make it into a mockumentary about trying to film a movie adaptation of house of leaves (written by zampano and annotated by johhny truant), which itself is a pseudoscientific book written about navidson's record.

[moobrvoobl-moobmoob-oobmpoobroom]

only stupid people 👎🧍try the medicine drug 💊💉 you 🫵 are stupid 👎😠😤🤬