#Hot and Spicy Spam

[bluepoodle7]

#Kroger #Walmart #Ollies#KrogerButterBiscuits #KrogerPeachPreserves #NutellaHazelnutSpreadWithCocoa#HotandSpicySpam #TocinoSpam #ButterBiscuitPeachPreservesHotAndSpicyTocinoSpamReview

I made a Kroger Butter Biscuit, Kroger Peach Preserves, Nutella, and Hot & Spicy with Tocino Spam Biscuit sandwiches and they were pretty good.

The biscuits were buttery soft, the peach preserves was lightly sweet with a light peach flavor, the nutella was oily but smooth and creamy while having a light hazelnut chocolate taste to it.

The Hot & Spicy spam was firm and soft while lightly spicy.

The Tocino spam was lightly sweet tasting and when well with the Hot and spicy spam, peach preserves, Nutella and the butter biscuits. .

The butter biscuit sandwiches sweet and salty but not overly to me.

I would make this again.

Got the butter biscuits and peach preserves at Kroger, Got the Nutella at Ollies, Got the Hot & Spicy Spam at Walmart, and got the Tocino Spam at Walmart.

[befuddled-calico-whump]

can we drop starved Wes a burger and fries- like one of those sponsor thingies in the hunger games

yes

I haven't decided on his favorite food but I feel like he'd DEVOUR some french fries

[nanamiscocksleeve]

More spamming for LaDs, but spicy...

NSFW HCs: Favorite non-traditional space to enjoy a good romp other than a bed for each of the boys... and maybe why it is their favorite?

Unconventional Romp Spots

This took a while but here we are! Loved the creativity of this request and let's face it, all of them are down so bad for reader that they'll do whatever she wants. 🤭🤭🤭 Warnings: MDNI, exhibitionism, PIV sex, clit play

Zayne’s favorite spot to make love to you apart from the bed was the couch. Was it incredibly unconventional? Not really but the couch was firm and warm, the place you and he sat snuggled together during those rare times he wasn’t working, countless movies and snacks shared, and drinking your morning coffee in each other’s company.

So why shouldn’t it count as a perfectly good spot to make love?

Your fingers tangle into his silky locks of hair as he kisses you, his large body hovering carefully before he lays down, his hips now flush against yours as he sensually licks your lips before parting them with his tongue. A contented sigh escapes you as the wet appendage dances with yours, sending jitters of excitement running through you as you slip your hands under his shirt, enjoying the warmth and scent of his skin. 

A hum emanates from his large frame as you reach the middle of his back, your nails scratching him just hard enough to send a rush of arousal skittering down his spine, heat gathering in his veins as he drinks in the sight of you, flushed and hazy, beneath him. You help each other remove the barriers of clothing, savoring the intimate skin-to-skin contact. You nuzzle his neck then trail a line of kisses down the side, watching his eyes darken with desire. 

With care, he pulls off your bra, tossing it aside and kneeling, the low couch creaking slightly as it took your weight. The TV remote lay forgotten on the coffee table as Zayne swirls a hardened nipple into his hot, wet, mouth, sucking patiently. You cradle his head as pleasurable shocks zip straight to your core. Your clit throbs in need as he tweaks your free nipple between his fingers. You writhe and moan, your hips pressing against his to seek friction.

Expertly you undo the belt of his buckle and his zip, rocking your hands against the hard heat of his erection and he releases your nipple to groan needily, his eyes flashing dangerously. Not needing any further encouragement he slides your panties off your legs, his hand coming up to cup your mound and gathering the moist heat leaking from your core onto his fingers, spreading it up towards your clit. You’re helpless under him, his long, thick, middle finger sliding so teasingly into your core while his thumb circles the little bundle of nerves.

Sighs and longing moans of need escape you as he builds up your arousal, those keen eyes watching your face for signs of your impending climax, and when you finally begin to clamp down with that familiar pattern onto his fingers, he crooks his inserted finger up into that spongy patch of delight. You erupt, a wavering moan escaping your lips as the orgasm rips through you, your clit and core spasming in pleasure around him. He pulls out his fingers, licking them clean before aligning himself between your legs.

You awkwardly part them, trying to find a comfortable angle on the narrow space of the sofa before he grabs you by the ankles and wraps your legs securely around his waist before entering you in one, long, passionate, stroke. The air grows balmy as his hips undulate, the fill of him inside you bringing all your primal needs to the surface. Your nails leave scratches on his back, and your eyes close as the sound of his ragged breathing overtakes your senses. Your eyes meet and you stroke his face, gently tracing the outline of his lips, caressing the corners of his eyes before he gathers your close, his grip leaving indents in your skin as he gives all of himself to you. 

Oh, this sweet-looking man is the wolf in sheep’s clothing. He won’t hesitate to take you anywhere, anytime. His unconventional spot is his desk at the office. He loves how naughty it makes him feel.

It’s past office hours and everyone has gone home, but Xavier had been making excuses to get you to stay late since lunch. Now, finally alone he boxes you in against his desk, your body blocked from escaping by his tall frame. His gloved hands shamelessly slide under your hunter’s uniform as he gropes your tits, palming the mounds of flesh possessively, satisfaction coursing through his veins as your nipples harden under his palms. His tongue traces hot trails down your neck as you squirm against him, feeling hardness gather between his thighs.

You whimper as his teeth scrape the front of your throat, your blood humming in your ears. Xavier undoes the buttons and buckles on the uniform and your clothes slide to the floor, leaving you in bra and panties. A stain of moisture has gathered on the crotch and Xavier’s sapphire eyes become luminous with hunger at the sight. 

“I’m guessing you’re just pretending when you say you don’t like me taking you at the office.” He helps you hop onto the desk and then kneels between your thighs, his nose brushing against the smear, inhaling the musky scent of need leaking from your core. He pulls apart your legs, helping you balance your feet at the edge of the desk then hooks his finger into the gusset of your panties, pulling them to the side and giving you a teasing lick that makes your hips thrust up. 

Xavier chuckles and sticks his tongue into your moist hole and you moan, the noise escaping into the quietness of the office, only seeming to sound louder than when it was full. Lewd slurping noises can be heard as Xavier goes to town, sucking every drop of your essence he can find, his tongue drawing circles over your sensitive bud as your hips instinctively rock against his mouth. Xavier’s cock throbs painfully inside his slacks as he steadily builds your orgasm, your every movement and noise only adding fuel to the fire. He frees one hand from it’s glove and probes your entrance, watching your fluttering hole suck his fingers in, clenching with desire around the long digits.

Every nerve in your body is begging for release, your head turning to one side, seeing all the empty desks of your colleagues, none of whom will have a clue of what happened on the desk next to them when they get in the next morning. The thought causes heat to gather in your belly, your abdominal muscles tightening in anticipation until Xavier pushes you over the peak, your breath tearing from your throat as you gasp out in ecstasy, pulse after pulse of satisfying pleasure flooding your senses. 

Xavier licks his fingers clean then quickly undoes his pants, his cock finally springing free of its confines, leaking precum on its tip. He guides himself towards your warm, wet, cunt, gently splitting you apart as he fills you up. The stretch of muscle is welcoming, and he rolls your knees onto your chest, making you impossibly tighter around him as he starts to thrust. 

As the air fills with your quiet whimpers, he sighs and settles into a comfortable rhythm, ensuring he bottoms out each time, dragging his length along your inner walls as he withdraws. 

“Maybe next time we should do this on Tara’s desk instead of mine. Imagine her look of confusion when she comes in and sees all her paperwork is stained.”

The beach. He enjoys the noise of the water lapping onto the sand as he pulls you away to a hidden spot on the sandy dunes. Was it really his fault that you wore that sexy little bikini, the one that showed just enough of your sweet ass and lacked just enough support that it didn’t prevent your boobs from jostling around when you walked?

Surrounded by a craggy wall of privacy, his eyes glitter mischievously as he squeezes every part of your body, enjoying the way your face becomes flushed and your kisses become sloppier as he teases your nipples through the bikini top, the peaks visible and hard. He grins unashamedly as you stretch out on your stomach on the beach blanket he’s laid out, and starts to undo the knot at your back. His lips kiss the back of your neck and trail down your sensitive skin, sending shivers down your spine with each touch. You’re humming lazily, then roll over to expose your breasts to him, sand dotting your collarbones and belly. 

Rafayel dips his head and suckles a pert nipple, groaning. “Oh, you’re all salty babe…from swimming in the ocean. Oh delicious…” He switches to the other one, savoring the taste of the salt and your skin as you moan and reach over to palm him through his swimming trunks. He’s rock hard and throbbing as you stroke his erection and his hips snap forward with each movement of your small hand. 

The sound of the waves crashing down onto the shore and the call of the seagulls disguise the moans and noises of sweet pleasure the both of you are making as Rafayel hooks a finger into the elastic of your bikini bottom and pulls it down. The ocean breeze caresses your body and goosebumps erupt all over your skin. Rafayel chuckles and covers your body, his warmth seeping comfortingly into you as your hands tickle down his back, leaning up to give him unhurried kisses down his happy trail. Unable to hide your enthusiasm anymore, you loosen the drawstring of his swim shorts, tugging down the fabric and freeing his hard meat. It pops up proudly, leaking droplets at the tip. 

You swirl your tongue generously around it and Rafayel bucks almost delicately into your mouth, the moist heat welcome against the chill of the air. He clicks his tongue in dismay as you let go but surprise him by rolling him under you, and quickly changing positions so that your pussy was tantalizingly visible over his face. You go back to eagerly slurping his generous length and feel the wet slip of his tongue lick a hot stripe along your cunt and hum in gratification as he hits your clit. He tasted salty too, and you suck on his tip like a lollipop trying to fit as much of him into your mouth as you could. Saliva drips from your mouth and onto the crevices of his thighs as you pleasure each other. You let out a keening moan, muffled by his cock as he inserts two fingers into your fluttering hole and starts petting your gspot. Your hips rock against his face and when his lips seal over your clit your concentration slips, his cock falling from your mouth as you rest your cheek on his thigh and writhe, all your inhibitions flying loose.

The relentless actions of his tongue and fingers bring you to a satisfactory orgasm, the punch of ecstasy pulsing through you as your fingers find purchase in the sand, bracing yourself and letting out shuddering whines as you ride the dizzying high. 

Rafayel laps at the fluid leaking from your core, and the feeling jolts you into needing more, the clenching of your cunt almost becoming unbearable. You scramble off his face, resting on your knees as you drag your pussy down his chest, then tease his swollen cockhead with your drooling hole. Rafayel hisses at the sensitivity and before you could react he thrusts his hips and sheathes himself inside you. 

Full and in a haze of need, you ride him, feeling his hands firmly grasp your fleshy ass, gently prying apart your cheeks as you bounced so that he can see the way your hole slides over him, enveloping him in that sweet essence.

“Ahh fuck…” Rafayel’s thrusts get sloppy as the slap of skin on skin gets more urgent, your moans mingling in the salty air as you push him to the edge. Rafayel grits his teeth as your pussy spasms around him, milking him dry as he unloads, his milky seed flooding your channel like sea foam washing up on the sand. 

It excites Sylus to take you on his private balcony. It’s just secluded enough not to give away everything that's happening but open enough that a passerby might hear or see something they weren’t expecting. The excitement is enough to get his blood pumping, a heady rush swooshing through his body as his head fills with illicit thoughts on how to get you to lose control. 

“Sylus please…” You whine helplessly as his head buries itself between your parted thighs, his tongue licking a sinfully pleasurable line from your dripping hole up to your clit. Your hands grip the railing as you moan into the open air while he crouches, a powerful jaguar that wasn’t going to leave you until he’s had his fill. The dim lights of the N109 zone surround you, passing cars and the faint noise of the few people that dared to walk on the streets breaching the edges of your senses.

His hot tongue pushes into your dripping hole and your legs wobble from the heady rush of desire that surges through you. Sylus’s chuckle is muffled and he withdraws, only to replace his tongue with his long, thick fingers. You lean over the edge, trying to steady yourself and Sylus firmly wraps his arms around your middle.

“Please what kitten?” He curls his fingers up into your gspot and pops of color appear behind your closed eyelids as you twitch, your ass jiggling as you dance on his fingers. The air is punctuated with broken moans and Sylus’s eyes gleam in satisfaction at your broken state. “That’s not nearly loud enough. You’ll need to mewl harder than that to even be heard over the traffic.” He gives a teasing lick to your clit and watches your hips jerk. The puffy folds of your sex are leaking copiously, coating his fingers with your slick.

How delightful to have you at his mercy, to have the whole N109 zone hear the pretty noises you made for him, to establish his dominance everywhere. Sylus nuzzles his nose in between your sex, inhaling the sweet musk of your pussy and you reflexively push against him. “This smell when you get so needy for me…it’s intoxicating.” Caged between Sylus and the balcony you’re helpless to do anything else but accept his kisses and licks, feeling him swirl the tip of his tongue on your clit while his fingers work inside you to bring you over the edge. 

When your orgasm finally peaks you sob, your body shaking uncontrollably, all thoughts of not being discovered flying out of the window as pleasure pulses through your body. You bear down on his face, pleasing him immensely as you ride out the dizzying spiral of delight. Once you calm down, Sylus gets to his feet, then to your shock, roughly yanks open the front of your blouse, your tits open to the night air. The taboo of the act brings forth a surge of fresh arousal as he palms the mounds of flesh and you hear the soft noise of a zipper being opened. His cock pushes apart your folds, the engorged head notching into your messy opening and filling your empty canal. You choke out a desperate sound, lost to the noise of the city, but more follow as he thrusts smoothly, his hardened meat kissing your cervix with each stroke.

He offers you his finger and you suck on it for comfort, whining your muffled pleasure as he continues the mutual gratification. 

“That’s a good kitten. Keep purring for me, sweetie.”

© nanamiscocksleeve original work | no copying, plagiarizing or translating

@theimmortalbuns @otomegamesforlife @sweets-kozume

[kumezyzo]

HEAR ME OUT HEAR ME OUT. you know how george was on live reacting to dreamteam edits? IMAGINE SAPNAPS REACTING TO TIKTOK EDITS OF HIS PARTNER AND ITS LIKE TO AUDIOS LIKE "look dont touch it" or ITS VELOCITY EDITS OF HER WALKING AND THE ASS IS MOVING IN SLO MO LMAOO IDK YOU CAN FIX IT UP HOWEVER

hehe 🤭

anywayyyy, enjoy! or dont :) m.list

bf!sapnap was minding his business when someone suggested him reacting to edits like george did.

"watch edits?" he asked once he read the chat. he waited as more chats started flooding in, incouraging the idea. he reached for his water bottle and shrugged as he took a gulp. "which ones?"

bf!sapnap started by watching edits of his friends. mostly of dream and george. and ship edits of those two.

bf!sapnap who just ended up tweeting out "reply with edits you want me to react to" and scrolling through the submissions. he was too lazy to look for good ones.

bf!sapnap who finds one, thinking it's of him. it starts off as a clip from a past stream, you're standing next to him in short shorts and a hoodie. and he remembers the moment clearly.

your boyfriend was talking to his chat blandly as you lightly knocked on his door. you didn't wait for a response and opened it slightly. you peeked your head through, cautiously. he looked over at you silently. he nodded inquisitively as you stepped in slowly.

"sorry..." you said, stepping forward to peak at his monitors. he checked you out as you got closer, leaning back in his chair and arms behind his head. "you didn't respond to my text, about dinner" you whispered, trying to stay out of frame.

"oh, shit, sorry. my phones over there," he said, nodding towards the farthest end of his desk. "can you hand it to me?"

you reached for his phone and brought it over to him. you looked at his screens again, and he wrapped his arm around your hip as he opened his messages.

you stood there awkwardly, looking at his chat. you waved when you realized they were spamming your name. you paused when you felt your boyfriend start lightly squeezing your hip.

you felt your phone buzz in the front pocket of your hoodie as he set his phone down on this desk. "okay, there you go, mamas," he said, reaching his hand down to lightly tap your ass.

you looked at him with wide eyes as you shoved him playfully. "thats enough, sir," you said, trying to hide your embarrasment with a laugh.

bf!sapnap who cant help but watch in admiration when the edit switches its focus on your smiling face. as the clips switch from you at different moment on his past streams, he watches intently.

bf!sapnap who asks his stream to send him more edits. his stream proceeds to send in couples edits of you two and spicy™️ ones of you.

bf!sapnap who, after he ends his stream, comes up behind you and trails his hands under your hoodie.

he shoved his nose into your neck as he reached down into your shorts. rubbed the inside of your thigh, right next to your heat.

you squired softly, "what are you doing?"

"you're kinda hot, you know that?" he said cheekily, his breath tickling your neck.

i wouldve made it longer if i didnt realise that i dont know how to describe an edit 😭😭 mb... have a good day -nony

[stars-n-spice]

Bad Batch Food Headcanons:

Was having the meal of champions (soju, galbi, and buldak) and it got me thinking,,

So have this collection of random food headcanons:

Crosshair insists he can handle spicy food but he cannot. He's eating hot cheetos and he's fucking crying

Wrecker had to build up a tolerance for spice - he fucking LOVES spicy food ("It's like an explosion in my mouth!!") but couldn't handle it at first. Now he can handle buldak with half of the spice packet!

Hunter and Tech can handle their spice decently but Echo isn't too fond of spicy foods.

Like Wrecker, Omega built up a tolerance to spice, but also like Crosshair she's sensitive to it and will insist that she can handle her spice

Echo is a picky eater. That's like canon. He doesn't care that he's a grown man, he's ordering mac-n-cheese at the fancy restaurant. Deal with it.

Tech is another picky eater but he thrives off instant stuff like ramen or snacks like chips. Man can plow through a whole Costco-sized bag of tortilla chips in one sitting without realizing it.

Hunter has a stomach of steel, he'll eat anything and everything. It's only a matter of REMEMBERING to fucking eat. He'll stand up, nearly faint, then go, "What the hell?" and it's because he hasn't eaten since fucking yesterday.

No Crosshair, an ice coffee is NOT a suitable breakfast. How many times do we have to tell you? And aren't you fucking lactose intolerant???

Oh they love their dinosaur chicken nuggets though - especially Omega and Wrecker. They'll dunk them in ketchup and create a whole murder crime scene.

Omega LOVES soup. Any and all kinds! I think she'd really enjoy udon or 냉면 the most though. The slurp-ier the better!

I feel like Tech is a curry enjoyer. Indian curry, Thai curry, Japanese curry - he loves it all.

Rip Crosshair you would've loved flavored soju 😔

Rip Wrecker you would've loved Korean BBQ and all you can eat sushi

I don't think Hunter likes cold foods. His teeth are sensitive and they hurt when he eats cold stuff like ice cream (no I'm not projecting)

Crosshair likes mint ice cream. Echo likes rocky road. Wrecker enjoys strawberry or sherbert. Omega likes cookie dough. Tech likes caramel or coffee.

Ice cream is like the only kind of "dessert" that Crosshair likes (despite being lactose intolerant) - he doesn't really have a sweet tooth

WAIT CROSSHAIR WHEN I TELL YOU ABOUT BINGSU!!!

SPAM. SPAM. SPAM. Shut up they WOULD eat spam and idc what people say I fucking LOVE spam. Spam is the love of my life, they could never make me hate spam. I used to write parody love songs about spam as a kid. They would enjoy breakfasts of spam, rice, and eggs.

They'd devour the shit out of Mexican food. Like CMON-

Feel like Omega would like fiedo. And Echo too

Wrecker thinks breakfast burritos are godsend - he absolutely loves papas and chorizo

Y'know what would be funny? Echo being a picky eater yet LOVEING Mole. It's not for everyone (I personally like it) but he thinks it's good

Omega has a boba addiction. She has ro have it every week. Her favorites are Taro, Strawberry Matcha, and Honey Milk Tea

Only Hunter and Wrecker like boba; Echo, Crosshair, and Tech find the texture funny but they enjoy the drinks

I feel like Echo is a big bread eater. My sister reminds me a LOT of Echo and she absolutely ADORES bread (she's also a picky eater) - catch him at 85° or Paris Baguette

Hunter would love Soul Food and he also can work a grill

Rip Echo you would’ve loved soba and you would've loved 맥주

Tech actually secretly (not so secretly) has a sweet tooth - he really likes muffins and pies specifically

Omega and Wrecker record "Food Review" videos together

I have,, so many more ideas and whatnot but I'm leaving it here-

Ugh I just,,, I have so many foods I'd love to introduce them too-

[penkura]

Hey love,

I know you are the perfect match for any penguin related stuff but i feel so bad for spamming your inbox with my ideas.

I still wanna see some enemies to lover related stuff or penguin who loves to flirt/tease with you because reader always gets super shy and flustered. Maybe he develops a crush while teasing/flirting with reader. Like it was a fun thing between friends but when he sees shachi or some other guys flirting/teasing you he gets super protective and jealous. (Yeah i read a lot of romance/lightly spicy novels right now)

Seeing you getting flustered / stuttering while he teases you with showing off some muscles or his face (i mean its hot outside right now).

I am so madly in love with him i am sorry.

I hope you have a great day <3

Much love for you

Please never feel bad about sending me prompts, I love them so much!! Obviously anything Penguin gets my attention and love. 😍 He deserves it and I'm always glad to deliver more love for him. 💚

“Hey pretty lady, can I offer you a drink, free of charge?”

“Good lord, Penguin, it doesn’t work when you both live here.”

Penguin still grins and you laugh while Ikkaku sighs with a roll of her eyes. His offer of a drink, from the Polar Tang’s kitchen, in such a flirty manner makes her want to gag even though you seem perfectly fine with it. He’s done this for so long, she wonders if you’ll ever start dating or not.

He only started flirting and teasing you a little bit when you got stood up for a date on an island, having run into you when you were heading back to the ship, looking upset. When he saw that, it almost broke his heart and Penguin started throwing pick up lines and compliments your way, trying to get a smile out of you and it worked right away. You laughed while he walked you back to the ship and kept flirting with you the whole way, making your night better and realizing himself that he only ever wants to see you smile. The flirting and pick up lines make you laugh, but when he starts really teasing you it gets your heart racing.

The day you all were relaxing outside the Polar Tang at the beach you’d stopped at, you stayed on the deck with Penguin to watch the ship, talking about where you’re going next. The heat started getting to Penguin to the point he had to strip off the top half of his boiler suit and tank top, making your face heat up seeing him shirtless suddenly. Penguin saw that right away and started messing with you about how flustered you were.

“Awww come on, you’ve seen me shirtless before!”

“Oh shut up!”

He started doing more to fluster and tease you after that, getting close when working together, a hand on your back as he led you through towns, and now bringing you drinks during parties the crew threw. If you didn’t know any better you’d think he really did like you.

Penguin leaves your drink with you and goes back to helping Clione make more for everyone else, Ikkaku leans against your arm and gives you a suspicious look.

“What?”

“Don’t ‘what’ me like you don’t know,” she rolls her eyes again while you say you really don’t know, and nods her head over to the guys making drinks, “You and Penguin. He flirts with you constantly, you can’t tell me there isn’t something going on.”

“He’s just being nice, I told you why he started that,” sighing you watch the boys alongside Ikkaku, “There’s nothing going on…”

“Yet it sounds like you want something to be going on…”

You shush Ikkaku and she laughs, making Shachi look over at the two of you, before back to Penguin, still busy helping others and giving them drinks. He knows there has to be something between you two, he’s never seen Penguin flirt with someone as much as you, though his friend won’t tell him anything no matter how much he tries to get it out of him. Penguin just says nothing, normally pretending to sleep if it’s night or running off claiming Law needs him to do something right away, it’s getting to be annoying.

So Shachi decides he should intervene a little bit, just enough to see if something really is going on. Once he sees your drink is empty, he makes his way to you faster than Penguin can, though he doesn’t notice at first.

“Can I refill your drinks, ladies?”

He’s trying so hard to sound suave and flirty, it’s about to make you laugh out of embarrassment instead of flattery this time. Its kind of weird that Shachi is doing this now, but the next thing he says gets to you.

“Sorry for wearing sunglasses inside, I’m just blinded by your beauty.”

You laugh so loudly because it’s so ridiculous since Shachi always wears sunglasses, Ikkaku gives an annoyed sigh and says it’s not that funny, but you just can’t help it. So many of the pick up lines you hear are cringe and don’t make you laugh this hard, not even if it’s from Penguin.

Speaking of, he looks over so quickly with furrowed eyebrows when he hears you laughing, seeing Shachi grinning and saying something else that keeps you laughing. There’s a feeling of jealousy even though he knows Shachi doesn’t have any romantic feelings for you, but it still stings a bit to hear you laughing at him instead. It’s not like you’re dating or anything, Penguin believes you’re just being nice when you laugh at his pick up lines and jokes, there’s not anything more there, he’s sure.

It still sucks though, to the point he’s glaring at Shachi when the red heard comes back to make more drinks. You’ve gone back to chatting with Ikkaku and now Uni, whatever the topic is has you animatedly involved and excited.

“What was that about?”

“Hmm?” Shachi looks over his shoulder ans grins, “Nothing man, just told her a joke is all.”

Penguin’s face scrunches up in annoyance, but he doesn’t say anything else. He knows that Shachi can see his feelings for you, and his friend would never do anything to get in his way, but hearing you laugh so loudly made Penguin more jealous than he ever expected to be.

As more of your crewmates slowly recognize your feelings for each other, they’ll start to meddle a bit more, though it’ll all work out one day. They’re all sure of it.

[calibali22]

Smoking with NCT Dream (reaction)

a/n: ayo I highk wasn't even gonna write today😭 but conversations with @andysorbit will get you typing a mile a minute ong, so thank you for enabling my impulsion fren🩷

warning: mature. mdni

Mark: Mark would be all sexy and chill which would make him even sexier. He would absolutely cuddle with you and let you sit on/straddle his lap- platonically or in a relationship, just know it's ending in you riding him. maybe another round in the shower..and he may wake you up with head in the middle of the night.

Renjun: This could actually be a solo thing where he smokes alone. He'd be so pent up from schedules and shenanigans that he relishes in being able to finally sit back on the sofa and have a little me time. Now that he's calm and relaxed, he's definitely jerking off. Mans isn't quiet about it either. If he's feeling a lil spicy he might even record himself a bit and send it to you.

Jeno: This guy would just already be head thrown back still smoking as you ride him. He would have one hand slapping and gripping your ass, telling you to go slow before he ditches the blunt to wrap both arms around you and fuck up into you. He'll probably get sleepy after a shower and will climb straight into bed cuddling flush up against you buck ass naked.

Haechan: Haechan. dear Lord, Haechan. This man would be manspreading on purpose, tilting his head back to blow out the smoke because he knows how much you like his neck. His hand placement would be oh so intentional as it rests on his crotch or just on his thigh right next to it- thumb rubbing back and forth over his semi hard on. He would either be very up front about wanting to fuck, or, he'd be so obviously faking obliviousness that you just end up begging for him and he gives in biting his lip saying "Princess if you wanted it so bad you just needed to ask."

Jaemin: One word. shotgun. It'd be an experimental thing but right as it happens, Jaemin would just stare at your face. studying you. His eyes are heavy as he gives you that growing smile where he's biting his lip and raises his eyebrows as if saying "you like that?" You will most likely end up giving him head after that.

Chenle: ngl this little shit may be full of mischief. He would spend the whole night spamming your phone with texts about how you're all scared and won't pull up. Until you do. Then he's biting his lip staring at you as you go off on him about bothering you. When you stop mid-rant to go on about him not listening, he interrupts you with a kiss and says "you make anger so hot" just to piss you off💀

Jisung: I feel like there would also be straddling with Jisung. He would kind of space out every now and then. All of a sudden his hands would glide over your ass and just grip it greedily, absentmindedly mumbling a "mine" when you let out a moan. Then as you sit back straight on him after placing the blunt and lighter on the table, one of his hands would slide up to your neck, lightly choking you- your own gripping the seam of his t-shirt. The vibes are just hella sensual not even gonna lie. He would re-adjust you to sit directly on his bulge, making you grind against it. The part that would make him snap is the whimper you release when he traces your lips with his tongue and adds a little pressure to your throat. After that he's pulling you into a deep and slow paced kiss led by him. You're not shy with the tongue and that just makes him grind back against you harder. Basically y'all cum from making out and dry humping lmao.

[kingshovelbug]

forrest!! SOS!! i have no good food to eat!! ik u can cook so can u tell us some yummy recipes?

oh god i feel like senshi because im so so very late to this ask because ive been in a slump with cooking myself and youve definitely eaten by now. BUT i have a few that i make either when i want comfort food that still checks some boxes of being kind of nutritious or that are just fast

i. spam musubi but its not actually

spam musubi are these awesome hand held things. sometimes they have egg sometimes they dont but i will eat a whole can worth in one go. so i do it as a bowl instead

i start jasmine rice in our rice cooker and chop the spam into cubes vs slices like it would be for musubi. fry them on medium high until theyre crispy. then ill julienne an onion and add it to the spam. once the onion is starting to soften ill add the sauce. the recipe i saw was 2tbsp soy sauce, 1 tbsp mirin with like a spoon full of sugar (honestly it was probably just under a tbsp) but ive been cheating recently and using a japanese bbq sauce i found at our local asian grocery store. once everything is coated i cook it a few mins so the sauce thickens up. by then the rice should be done and then you just take a scoop of each and i add seaweed on top

i know its not proper but since will doesnt like the sweet savory combo and im the only one eating it this way is easier for me to handle. i can store the rice and spam separately so nothing gets mushy and even refry the spam when i want to heat it back up

ii. black bean, pepper and cheese quesadilla

this is actually how i got will to try beans. i just take a can of black beans and dump the whole thing into a pot and cook on medium until i can smash them. ill also fry peppers and onions on medium until they have a little char. spices are honestly up to you and how spicy you want it. i usually put salt, pepper, cumin, paprika, chili powder and garlic in with the beans. once the beans are mostly smashed and the peppers cooked ill throw them together and smash them more just so everything is easier to spread onto a tortilla. that plus you can add your cheese. ive shredded my own and used grocery store mixes so its up to you!

iii. spicy garlic tofu

almost no notes on this. i use less maple syrup than the recipe calls for so 1tbsp of everything in the sauce. and instead of gochujang i use a chinese chili paste, imo it ends up less ketchup flavored but if you like ketchup then just use gochujang

iv. https://thecookiewriter.com/roasted-mushroom-pot-pie/

i dont make this as often but this is a recipe i use as a base and then cheat. i swap in frozen veggies and it speeds everything up

v. hotpot

i love making hotpot at home. its super easy skill wise it just takes some time. you can buy premixed hot pot bases from the grocery store if you have an asian grocery store near you and you just dunk stuff in the soup until its cooked. you just need to watch out for the spice level of the broth

will and i will usually get thinly sliced beef, rice cakes, udon noodles, fish cakes, bok choy and mushrooms. all you do is bring the broth to a boil and cook your ingredients. sometimes i dunk with chopsticks other times i cook with a small strainer lol

[writernopal]

no one really asked for this personal milestone update but i actually kind of enjoy cooking now??? i never used to like because i wasnt very good at it (im still pretty green tbh) but ive made some really tasty things lately, most of which tastes like something i could get at a restaurant! and then when i go out im actually starting to be like 'yeah my version is better' or 'i wish i had just eaten at home' or 'i wanna eat my leftovers!' anyway its a real gamechanger for me and huge confidence boost. not to mention it feels like i've made it because i can feed myself yummy food! and it feels like i really care about myself because i spend the time making something nutritious and delicious! anyways here are some pics of stuff i've made recently because im really proud and i want to share 💙 (note, a few of these meals were made in group cooking sessions with my sisters and Mr. Nopal! but most are my doing!)

Row 1: Beef wrapped enoki mushrooms w/white rice and blanched bok choy. Tamagoyaki w/white rice, furikake and blanched bok choy. Korean bibimbap.

Row 2: Japanese beef gyudon w/white rice and blanched bok choy. Edamame rice pilaf and fried egg. Shoyu chicken w/white rice and roasted broccoli and brussel sprout mix.

Row 3: Homemade chipotle carnitas bowl. Lemon chicken acini di pepe w/roasted broccoli. Herb chicken thighs, oven-baked crunchy potatoes w/roasted broccoli.

Row 4: Dry rub mala spiced ribs, tomahawk steak, hot dogs, and grilled asparagus and broccolini. Herb crusted chicken thigh, spicy italian sausage, bone marrow risotto, and roasted brussel sprouts. Pasta with homemade bone broth marinara sauce and herb crusted chicken thighs.

Row 5: Spam fried rice. Homemade applesauce puff pastry brie cups.

[littlexscarletxwitch]

── ༊*·˚⋆ 𝗶𝗺𝗮𝗴𝗶𝗻𝗲 𝗹𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝗻𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 𝗱𝗿𝗶𝘃𝗲𝘀 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗳𝗹𝗼𝗿𝗲𝗻𝗰𝗲

paring: florence pugh x gn!reader

tag(s): spicy (?) but sfw, flo is hot, people who drive are hot, short blurb

warning(s): fast driving (?), smoking, allusions to oral sex but nothing to serious, unedited, not proofread, grammatical errors

word count: 0.3k

note: I know this isn't exactly what you guys were expecting, hell even I wasn't expecting to write this. But here's the thing, I'm obsessed with my own playlist (yes, that's a thing, leave me alone) and I always fantasize about this kinds of scenarios to that playlist. And I couldn't' stop thinking about this one in particular so I wrote it. Anyways, I'm not a native english speaker, so please let me know about any sort of mistake. Love you all <3

note 2: I know you probably don't care, but that second picture is mine, I took it myself and I'm kinda proud of it lol.

requests are open! + check my rules here + masterlist <3

this is the playlist, in case you wanted to check it out. I'm kinda proud of her lol (not me spamming my own playlist)

Imagine a late night drive, going 90 on the highway. You look at the moon through the window, taking in its beauty. The city lights are almost like a blur of lights. You feel a weight on your thigh, you look to your left and find Florence’s hand resting on it. She notices you are staring at her hand, so she gives your flesh a gentle squeeze, sending shivers up your spine. You chuckle, gathering her attention, she flashes you her bright smile. A cigarette is consuming itself on her left hand, she quickly gives it one more puff before throwing it out the window. You scowl at her because of it, but she just smiles at you and you just can't stay mad at her. The stereo starts playing a song you like, you feel like you are getting lost in the moment. The cold wind in your hair and cheeks, her hand on your thigh tracing small tight circles, the music reaching your ears, the dark night lighted by the city lights. It all seems perfect. You take another look at her, you take in her short hair, the see-through top she’s wearing that makes your heart skip a beat, her firm grip on the steering wheel, the necklace hanging from her neck. You focus on that one last thing a bit more than the others. You bite your bottom lip and start leaning closer to her. Your soft lips reach her sensitive skin and you leave kisses and bites all over her neck. You can hear her softly moaning and whimpering, telling you to stop, that she might crash. But you couldn't care less if you crash, you keep on kissing her, moving further down to her collar bones and further down. Your lips brush her right nipple and you hear her sucking in her breath. And you keep on moving further down, reaching that especially area where she needs you the most, where she craves you the most. 

Likes, comments and reblogs are appreciated! &lt;3

-M

[ryuichirou]

Hello, 💜🌹 anon here! I don’t send asks too often but I’m pretty sure that’s the emojis I used lol.

Idk if you’ve been asked this before but was there ever a point you felt apprehensive or nervous about making NSFW art? If so how did you work through it? It’s ok if you don’t have an answer or it’s too personal. I’m just looking to work through some of my own hang ups so I figured I’d ask.

-💜🌹

Hi, 💜🌹 Anon ! It’s good to hear from you; thank you for your ask!

I think I talked about a similar topic at some point, but I since it’s been a long time, I don’t mind talking about it again.

To be honest, I feel like I only had moments of doubt and anxiousness when it comes to sharing art, not creating it. Over the years there were periods during which we wouldn’t post any smut at all, and sometimes we would gather some courage and start spamming it, some other time we created a separate acc for nsfw stuff; I feel like we went through everything lol But no matter what happens with our posting, I’ve always been drawing smut behind the curtains. Fortunately and thankfully, when it comes to art, for the most part I am pretty shameless lol

I was the most nervous about drawing spicy stuff back when I was a teen because I really wanted to start doing it, but it was very intimidating + I felt like I was doing something bad, like I wasn’t supposed to draw it because of how young I was + because it’s inappropriate in general. It’s silly to think about this now… But my very first nsfw sketches had this stupid censor round emoji-like thingie that Katsu absolutely fucking hated LOL

I wasn’t even posting this stuff anywhere, Katsu was the only one who saw those sketches! Who I was censoring it for??

In actuality, I think it was me being very shy about drawing explicit stuff, so those ugly things kind of helped me to get used to drawing smut.

To answer your question… I think it depends on why you have those hang-ups and what exactly prevents you from drawing things that you want to draw.

If it’s that you are not confident in your skill, then don’t worry about it and take it easy. One good thing about nsfw is that it’s pretty fun to study, be it irl/photo references or other people’s art.

If it’s you being uncomfortable or embarrassed, try not to stress yourself out too much; similarly to what I did, draw something that isn’t as embarrassing to draw: a lot of people draw hot stuff without ever picturing genitalia. It’s art, after all.

If you feel ashamed, please don’t be? I know I make it sound easy, but smut and kinky drawings/stories are a pretty natural thing. Even artists who are known for drawing cute things or animating cartoons have a lot of nsfw drawings, the majority of which we’ll never see lol

If you are anxious about sharing your stuff, then don’t do it for now or create a small locked acc for it, or just draw for yourself and your friends for some time. You know, low stakes, high rewards – you’ll develop a habit and comfortability, which is a very important base to build before diving into this.

Whatever is the case, ask yourself whether you really want to draw it or not; because ultimately this is the only reason that matters.

Oh! Watch “Quills” (2000), I feel like it could also give you a nice morale boost lol At least in terms of realising that there is nothing weird or unusual in this kind of interest…

If you want me to elaborate on any of those points or have any more questions, please let me know.

Thank you!

[bluepoodle7]

#Hormel #Spam #SpamHotAndSpicy #SpamReview

I tried the Hot & Spicy Spam and it was pretty good.

This Spam was a little hot sauce spicy and was a little salty but not overly salty.

This spam made me cough a little because of the spice.

I tried the hot & spicy spam in my oatmeal.

I would eat this again.

Got at Walmart.

[winterbluesworld]

introducing me ! winterbluesworld ! aka coraline !

this is a law of assumption blog where I help you all get your dream lives and help you destroy any doubts /anything that could hold you back from getting your desires! and to any of the disgusting anons who r so hateful- I’ll gladly mess with your bitchass asks. anyway- now that I got all that outta the way- let me tell you all about myself!

so.. idk how to do this lmao- alr here we go—

likes — loa, rain 🌧️ , food 🍱 , burgers 🍔 , my bf ❤️, storm clouds ☁️ , fashion, traveling < sometimes >, makeup 💄 , pillows, cool breezes, palm trees 🌴 , the ocean, animals 🦭🐋🦧🐊, movies 🍿 , koala- my dog 🐶, all my other dogs 🐕 🐩 lmao Chadwick Boseman, red mini coopers, and meeting new people.

dislikes — law of attraction, haters, sexism, greasy hair, coughing, sneezing, hot weather, sweating, sour candy, spicy food, Damon Salvatore, dust, allergies, stupid entitled anons, too much butter in my popcorn, racism, homophobia, body shaming < yall r all fucking gorgeous and im literally on my knees for you >

pls don’t trauma dump- as im not very comfortable with it- and pls don’t spam my ask box with the same ask over and over again.

im a minor < idk + idc if this will shock some people > and on that note- if u have nothing nice to say- don’t say nothing.

here r sm wonderful bloggers for y’all — pls stick with one and follow their teachings — pls don’t overconsume —

@themanifestingbrat @blushydior @gorgeouslypink @starbursts777 ( my love fr ) , @rosellesworkshop @remcycl333 @fleurlx @mrsheartstealer27 @konniesreality @miracledarling @midnightbish @charmedreincarnation @angeltearsxoxo @lotusmi @nonbinarydeity

y’all ima keep adding to this list as I go- cuz ik is forgetting sm other wonderful bloggers .

[nariism]

blue lock men and what i imagine their cologne smells like!

you can click on each of the examples to read more about their notes and be just as delusional as i was when i was imagining this. be advised that the website i used functions like it's ancient so it will temporarily stop working if you spam open tabs!!

characters: rin, sae, barou, bachira, isagi

itoshi rin: warm and spicy, something more mature. initially hits you with a sharp, alluring woody smell before melting into something a bit sweeter.

example: man in black by bvlgari (notes: rum, tobacco, iris, guaiac wood and benzoin. woody and warmly spicy. sophisticated, seductive, and smooth.)

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itoshi sae: sweet and calming with a spicy finish. thinking along the lines of a delicious dessert that your nose follows before you’re smacked in the face with the warmth and intensity of it. it completely wraps up all your senses in the best way possible.

example: noir extreme by tom ford (notes: vanilla, amber, sandalwood, jasmine, orange blossom, cardamom. sweet and spicy. complex.)

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barou shouei: definitely something that gets everyone’s attention the second he’s in the vicinity. he wants all eyes on him, after all. strong, classic and rich.

example: fahrenheit absolute by dior (notes: amber, smoky, violet flower, balsamic. woody, floral, and musky. deeply rich and dark.)

side note: was an avid axe body spray user when he was a kid

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bachira meguru: bright and fresh. when he walks by heads turn to follow. reminiscent of warm summer days and golden sunshine, citrusy and crisp - like a glass of ice cold lemonade on a hot day.

example: acqua di parma colonia by acqua di parma (notes: lavendar, rosemary, citrus, rose, jasmine. citrusy, aromatic, and freshly spicy. juicy and summery.)

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isagi yoichi: elegant and masculine, also into the classics. isagi is just him. the moment. imagining something clean and sharp that mellows out over time into a softer aromatic scent.

example: armani code by giorgio armani (notes: tobacco, leather, star anise, olive blossom, bergamot, lemon. citrusy, floral, and softly spicy. smooth and clean.)

© ALABOADOA 2023 — please do not translate or post my works to other platforms.

[placeofwonder]

new year, let's go! not resolutions so much as lists.

general:

walk up all 7 of my town's hills

make progress on my big cross stitch of a lighthouse

write a few stories without trying to make them good

pasta quest (13)

books:

finish Howards End

Orlando

The Hidden Life of Trees

re-read the Inkworld trilogy and then read the new sequel

start the Rivers of London series over from the beginning

at least one David Almond novel

at least one Discworld novel

cooking:

asparagus and chilli linguine (from Cook As You Are)

soba noodles with lime, cardamom and avocado (from my recipe binder)

sweet potatoes with caramelised onions (from Small Victories)

dill-pickled cherry tomatoes (from Cook As You Are)

spam musubi (from this recipe maybe?)

halloumi and pomegranate salad (from Comfort & Spice)

watercress with smoked almond goat cheese scoops & grapes in red wine syrup (from Home Made Winter)

goat's cheese puffs with salsa (from Midnight Chicken)

chickpea soup with sweet potato and feta crackers (from Home Made Winter)

okonomiyaki (from my recipe binder)

bánh xèo (from this recipe maybe?)

beef burrito with harissa (from Cookery Course)

chicken rice (from The Year of Miracles)

grilled shrimp with feta and tomatoes (from Small Victories)

maple soy glazed salmon (from Flavour)

grilled chicken (from Small Victories)

miso chicken milanese with soba noodles (from Comfort)

ginger beer chicken (from Midnight Chicken)

chicken and leeks (from Small Victories)

roast chicken (from Midnight Chicken)

chicken stew with dumplings (from Heroes' Feast)

salami and fig pizza (from Cookery Course)

spicy pepperoni quiche (from How Baking Works)

caramelised onion pissaladière (from GBBO Everyday)

raspberry ginger cream pancakes (from Real Food Real Fast)

crêpes with roasted cherries (from Gatherings)

baking & drinks:

chocolate chip cookies (from Midnight Chicken)

marzipan, sour cherries and chocolate chip cookies (from The Year of Miracles)

rye and orange cookies (from Scandinavian Baking)

zimtsterne (from Heimwehküche Backen)

black sesame and matcha sandwich biscuits (from Flavour)

scones (from Comfort)

lemon & poppy seed muffins (from How Baking Works)

ginger & lemon muffins (from my recipe binder)

gingerbread muffins (from How Baking Works)

"black moss" cupcakes (from Exquisite Exandria)

coconut drizzle cake (from Studentenküche)

olive oil and orange cake (from Small Victories)

blackberry and marzipan apple pie (from Flavour)

maple apple puffs (GBBO Everyday)

franzbrötchen (from Heimwehküche Backen)

start working my way through Brilliant Bread (2 down, see here – next up: wholemeal bread)

poppy seed bread rolls (from Heimwehküche Backen)

crunchy bacon soda bread (from GBBO Everyday)

focaccia (from The Year of Miracles)

basil lemonade (from my recipe binder)

spiced hot chocolate (from Gatherings and/or Flavour)

white chocolate coffee (from Home Made Winter)

[mutualcombat]

I love elfpeens! Cant get enough. 😁

Not request (dont know if you take requests), this is question out of curiosity. Do plan to make illustration with Astarion and your Tav where Tav tells him she is pregnant (because you have some dadstarion illustrations)?

pelfnis squad 👊😔

i wouldn't say i take 'requests' (mostly because im always working on ten drawings at once/will very easily overtax myself if im not paying attention) but sometimes someone sends me a suggestion that strikes my fancy. so if you guys wanna spam my inbox with spicy suggestions then by all means.

aaaanyway as for your actual question - ive sketched a lot of ideas pertaining to that and some other dadstarion buffoonery but i never thought they'd be interesting enough to post (its a hot button i get it). maybe in the future if im feeling bold 🤔