#Hot Vines

[nostalgic-shamefest]

He's getting dragged out, kicking and clawing at the closet!

[iwannascreameurekaa]

Two bros dying for each other almost 12 feet apart and that's totally not gay

[herman-draws]

taking a break from my really important tasks to draw them chilling together

[flowerakatsuka]

[asytho]

[phightinghottakes]

Random hot take I brewed up from the depths of my mind:

The devs practically treat the more feminine characters like they don’t even exist.

Sure, Scythe is cool and all, but she doesn’t hold any of the lore cards the way Broker does, because unless you’re one of the dev’s special snowflakes you can’t be important to the lore.

Vinestaff is very sweet but isn’t given much more to her personality, and honestly feels like she exists as angst for Shuri because “omg my sister is slowly turning into a tree…”

Ghosdeeri owns a library. And did I mention she exists?

Windforce on the other hand DOESN’T exist. She isn’t even in the game yet!

Lightblox just cries but even that has more personality than half the she/her characters.

“Make gay people canon in Phighting” this, “something something add more skin tone representation in Phighting” that, what about properly written she/her characters. I don’t care if they’re written like the he/him characters, at least WRITE them, my god.

Some of the more masculine characters have the personalities of a cardboard box and yet somehow the more feminine ones manage to be blander than that.

Edit; I’d also like to say I don’t care if the next she/her character is an awful person. Make her awful! Make her horrendous! Make her the absolute scum of the earth! But at least make her SOMETHING, and don’t take away from that.

Scythe is a literal serial killer, but her awfulness is generally downplayed by the community and devs alike because “hehe hot woman awooga awooga.” I know it’s inevitable that people might react like that but at least make it loud and clear that she’s nasty.

[sebthesmoll]

Ah, yes. I guess this is their way of bonding

[historicalfictionenthusiast]

Five bros, chillin in a hot tub…

[starsreverie]

Help my snake is going vegan

[aq2003]

i was the target demographic of "fan who would hate this season the most". my critrole tastes were specifically aligned and designed in a lab to hate nearly every single creative decision and change that was made

[delusionaldeity-b]

i did it for the vine

(hope u like the this style (●—●))

[apolaskiart]

Another vision came to me again, and it involves me drawing THE GODDAMN BACKGROUND AGAIN

[jupiterslifelessmoons]

Two “bros” chilling on a rock, five feet apart cause they’re not gay

[phightinghottakes]

I hate how the fandom treats vinestaff like she's innocent and can't defend herself. have yall not seen how she acts? she has killed and will kill again. she might b a healer but her attacks are also like she's using a fucking gun.

why do we treat her like she needs to be protected.

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[kiss-collector]

lotus (@basketobread) and dove come across something DISTURBING in their travels

[sexyzuka]

If found, please contact me at KibasQurl@aol.com

Reward: $2ish... maybe