#Horseflies
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apsciencebydan · 6 months ago
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When you gotta scratch your nose but your entire face is EYE
(Green horsefly boy)
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voparwave69 · 2 months ago
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In the mood to wrap up my copious amounts of haters in a big motherfuckung sack made of cobwebs and slam them against the concrete and them jump on it to make a big hater gusher right there on the road fuck YOU
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deadaluschild · 9 months ago
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I still have no idea how to ask on Tumblr but I'll give it a try.
I need the lyrics geniuses, the insects experts and the Matt Maltese fans!
In "Smile in the face of the devil" at the beginning he says:
it's been a bad run, you've had some bad tries
It's a small life, you're a horsefly
I can't understand why but the world "horsefly" makes me think of a specific person, and I can't seem to find the meaning of this insect.
Does anybody knows what it might stand for? I feel like he uses it in a sweet way but I've always known horseflies as bad insects, any suggestions?
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idroveatank · 2 years ago
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Horseflies -- Blueman's Daughter (studio Human Fly version)
good morning 💙
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definitely-cursed · 5 months ago
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ITS BUGS ITS ALL THE DAMN BUGS
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This was the summer of the biting flies. Never have I seen so many as I did this summer for 2024. The heat outside was heating, the sun sunning. The horseflies were bloodthirsty little stalkers.
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tom4jc · 10 months ago
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Rattlesnakes And Horseflies (guest post)
The following post was written by David Porter, a friend and missionary. Once I nearly stepped on a rattlesnake. My dad loved hunting and I trailed behind him for many a mile through the forests of southwestern Arkansas, where I grew up.  One day, when I was about ten, I walked along beside him thinking about, I don’t know what, when suddenly Dad yelled, “Stop!” You have to understand that Dad…
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aspiringbelle · 6 months ago
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AI can be damaging, but funny too.
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glad google ai is on top of this
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brain-in-a-skin-suit · 1 year ago
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they call it a horsefly because it’s a horse, fly
they call it a horsefly because it’s a flying horse
they call it a horsefly because it’s a fly (cool) horse
they call it a horsefly for the same reason they call it a whalefall
they call it a horsefly because of the way it neighs
they call it a horsefly because it’s the zipper on a pair of horse pants
they call it a horsefly because it is a horsefly
they call it a horsefly but they could call it on the phone if they weren’t so nervous
they call it a horsefly because it was the only username they could think of on neopets
they call it a horsefly but they meant to say hoarsefly because its throat is raw from screaming
they call it a horsefly because they’re not yet on a nickname basis
they call it a horsefly becaude horses can’t fly and they value the absurd
they don’t call it a horsefly because they’re referring to it in another language
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lucidpast · 6 months ago
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Horsefly outfit from Madame Gregeria's Insectaganza, 1986
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apsciencebydan · 7 months ago
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"And I looked, and behold, a pale horsefly...." -The Revelations of St John the Naturalist
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(I, for one, would read that book)
Chlorotabanus crepuscularis, the green horsefly
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humblegrub · 6 months ago
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how do flies bite?
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ordheist · 7 months ago
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been bogged down in some older commissions, but I have a lot to show for it
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magnumopos · 1 year ago
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it's like a strange little insect to me
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chimeride · 4 months ago
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grendel-menz · 2 years ago
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parasite/zombie apocalypse characters
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