Certified MisfitOctober 3 Don’t be an asshole. It’s not hard.
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I watched one video about a guy's ant farm and now youtube keeps recommending me weird pet videos
Youtube I really don't care about
... well okay maybe that one
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Asking me to write without an em dash is like asking me to breathe without oxygen.
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i am going to fucking choke i'm watching the new defunctland,
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it's about the history of animatronics and the way that kevin read this quote has me dying like
THIS
THING
COULD
KILL
YOU
IF ROBO-LINCOLN MALFUNCTIONED YOU COULD BE NAUGHT BUT D U S T
~Marc Davis
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"... bought... copper... from... this... shady fucker... bad quality... zero stars... "
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“People are inherently terrible” no!!! Have you ever seen a child wait for their friend while they tie their shoelaces? Have you ever known someone who would bring hurt squirrels and rabbits and mice to the nearest vet just so it doesn’t suffer? Have you seen someone grieve? Have you ever read something that hit your heart like a freight train? Have you looked at the stars and felt an unexplainable joy? Have you ever baked bread? Have you shared a meal with a friend? Have you not seen it? All the love? All the good? I know it’s hard to see sometimes, I know there’s pain everywhere. But look, there’s a child helping another up after a hard fall. Look, there’s someone giving their umbrella to a stranger. Look, there’s someone admiring the spring flowers. Look, there’s good, there’s good, there’s good. Look!!!!
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hey don't cry. 7,401 species of frog in the world, ok?
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I would like to have a brain that is nicer to me
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New kinda guy just dropped and I’m here for it
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"Members of the Teamsters union went on strike at Amazon early Thursday in a labor action at seven facilities in four states coast to coast just ahead of the holiday gift-giving rush.
Amazon said that its operations will not be affected by any of the union’s actions. Although the Teamsters claim to represent 7,000 Amazon workers nationwide, that accounts for less than 1% of the company’s US workforce."
"Amazon shows no indication it is willing to reach a deal with the Teamsters or even recognizes that the union speaks for any of its workers, despite the union declaring that employees at numerous Amazon facilities have signed cards asking to join."
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